Sunday, June 2, 2013

yummy yummy yummy

I got love in my tummy

while the folks over at the Douglas Preserve are dicking around with planting a new cypress tree...the conundrum is whether a native or non-native cypress should go there..well while they figure that one out, I would say if a tree falls in the forest does anybody hear it??  I don't know but it appears we all got bigger problems to consider....

hot licks

"Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus," the "Behind the Candelabra" star, 68, explains.

Douglas, who fought a six-month battle with the disease from August 2010 until January 2011, also confesses that he thought that his battle with cancer would be a fatal one He says at first he assumed the stress from his son Cameron's legal troubles played a big factor in his sickness.

"I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer," Douglas, who is married to Catherine Zeta-Jones, notes. "And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it."

The actor has been cancer-free for more than two years and says he has check-ups every six months. "And with this kind of cancer, 95% of the time it doesn't come back," he adds. Still, Douglas will never forget what it felt like to hear that word.

"I will always remember the look on his face," Douglas previously said of his doctor, who revealed that he had stage four throat cancer. "He said: 'We need a biopsy.' There was a walnut-size tumor at the base of my tongue that no other doctor had seen."

According to the Oral Cancer Foundationn, one tract of HPV -- known as HPV16 -- is known to be linked to oral cancer, manifesting itself in the back regions of the throat and mouth. Douglas admits he suffered through toothaches and other oral infections for nine months before discovering his diagnosis.
 
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 But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer," Douglas, who is married to Catherine Zeta-Jones, notes. "And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it."
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well I can't figure out this one...I know the Douglas family is odd but this story is pretty weird..Michael Douglas says his throat cancer was caused by oral sex which is also the cure...lemme see if you smoke a pack of cigs a day for 30 years you can get cancer, but how much head did Mike give to get throat cancer?? 10000 licks??? and did he suck his pal Wendy's dick on the Calixe????

I wanna know the truth because if we let too many Team Wendy members out of their cages, it could be a public health hazard!! I'm serious!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Lesson to be learned: Stay the fuck away from Catherine Zeta-Jones' snatch!