That's Amore

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

That's amore

Pizza Man Dan makes a helluva good pizza and always delivers!

Pizza Man Don is another story...President-elect Donald has to atone for his past frauds...the phony university, the phony veterans' charity, the Covid debacle, the Jan 6 antics where he exposed the collective stupidity of half the country...and didn't honor the will of the people...

I'll discuss the Dems later but boy, did they fuck this one up!!

but Trump is a salesman and these guys sell folks what they don't need mostly...except the Fuller Brush Man..

the Fuller Brush Man is always welcome in my home because you can never have enough cool brushes!

the only good that I see in a Trump Administration is they might get rid of the National Parks Service...these people are poisoning lake and rivers in our parks because they don't like certain species living there...they will kill, harass and poison non-native species to "save" native species that are conveniently listed as "endangered" ..and in the process, kill some natives as well

in other words, the NPS is a scam

and so is another Trump presidency!!!

Boys of Summer

you got your hair slicked back and those Wayfarers on, baby

well, the boys of summer are gone, the Dodgers beat the Yankees...Dodgers are a good team with a great manager, Dave Roberts, who stole 2nd base and helped the Red Sox in a crucial game in 2004...ironically, the Red Sox acquired him from the Dodgers at the time...

ahhh, America's pastime...what a game baseball is!! but it's time for other games to play, other pursuits

If America were a baseball team, would you call this a winning season? Just generally. Would you say we got a winning season?

On balance, we've had an extremely good year, gold and stocks at record highs...I got my eye on palladium while MAGA folks keep howling at the moon!

WTF!!!!!!

We've got a winning season. What do you do when you're ahead? You don't make mistakes

You don't gamble unnecessarily.

You protect your lead.

soooo, don't vote WEIRD!!

VOTE BLUE and let's keep America's winning streak going!!

I'll give you an extra hour to think about it...

The Jolly Green Giant

in the valley of the jolly

HO HO HO 

LADIES???

Green Giant!!!

The Murders in the Rue Morgue

 “Y, no obstante, calcular no es intrínsecamente analizar.”

with Halloween approaching in a midnight coach whipped by a cackling, yet foolish raven, a Cooper's Hawk crouches by the highway...pondering, WTF is KTYD playing Whitesnake and other shitty bands for??? Ratt??? ok 'Round and Round' is a pretty good song...but oh God, I love that old time rocknroll!!! let's hear some Aretha!!

while looking for witnesses to a murder...

The Marijuana Conspiracy

the cannibis odors wafting thru the Carpinteria Valley past few years are pretty much gone...they didn't bother me but they did bother the close neighbors with tales of headaches and sickness...now I gotta watch out for stoners...I got sentries posted in the hills, all over the valley to the beaches for dudes doping up...Brer Crow, brother Owl, Brer Coyote, brother kitty cat, Brer Raccoon are all watching for me!!

but it's political season and somebody did a little political spoof on a campaign sign locally! cute! laugh it off, Alejandra

but what Santa Barbara needs is another Helene Schneider for Mayor...talented leader, good mayor and limited BS...

now Wendy may have fucked up the News-Press, but she was right about the Teamsters...if they think Trump is on their side, they are nuts!!

ok, so the election thing, and I got my flier from the Democratic Party with Kamala and Tim...Salud and Monique...

in Santa Barbara, I like Wendy Santamaria, she's very pretty!

I am not a Democrat and certainly not a Republican...not until they get rid of Trump and his MAGA cult...Haitians eating the pets of the white folks in suburbia?? fucking ridiculous esp coming from some of these inbred Appalachian hillbillies!

Haitian gals are lovely!

in Carp, I like the new girl Adriana Gonzolas-Smith...slow growth is where it's at... and Natalia...either one will do!! 

Do what? well, that's the question...

You Wreck Me

You wreck me baby!

Yeah, you break me in two

well, debate raconteurs, I'll make this Swift, Kamala Harris wrecked Donny Trump and ripped him a new one, in the vernacular of the peasantry...

it was a stark contrast between an accomplished, educated woman and an ignorant, superstitious, bumbling, incoherent oaf...

and the stupidest thing Trump said, besides babies being killed at birth, was the racist trope about Haitian immigrants filling white neighborhoods, stealing and eating their pets!!

however, I would look at the more likely culprit

Wile E. Coyote

We Can Work It Out

Try to see it my way...

well Labor Day was fun...chicks everywhere...lots of peeps on the highway and in the sky...the Bloody Red Baron of Germany!!

cool cars...the Chevy Corvette is simply the coolest looking car ever built

by American labor!!!