Babylon Sisters

shake it...

"of the city of Babylon in the days of King ... trope of evil and decadence; it was the place of sin"

now what kind of person would go to the Santa Barbara Wine Festival... in the hills..by the Mission? I don't know, I've never been to one..but I can guess...probably someone with unresolved id and unintegrated ego issues forever drowning in the sub-conscious with a wet Varietal

a wine festival-goer, or classy boozer, needs to be pampered and coddled...someone who thinks nothing of tanking up on a Syrah in the afternoon only to be driven home by a stranger, having lost any sense of self-control or self-respect..in other words, people who attend wine festivals are rascals,  wretches, imps

and some wretches gathered at the SB Museum of Natural History to get drunk on Rieslings and stuff their bloated botox faces with rich pocket food...oh don't eat too fast..sip wine first, then taste the food..oh.. it's yummy!!

and celeb chefs were on hand to sign their food and plates and take pictures only if their agents allowed...oh those chefs!! so talented!!! they don't just cook..they infuse their food with love and dreams..and serve it all to the imps! do these people understand anything?

now why would a Natural History museum host such an event..a four hour wine and food event? what is natural about drinking to the point where you can't drive...how embarassing! adults who can't even drive themselves home..

but it's ok because it's a fundraiser for a nonprofit and they got rides waiting for the winos..the well-heeled winos with trust funds to support them..or rich husbands...

well I don't know who these people are but I can tell ya this: get me the fuck away from them!!

Drive west on Sunset / To the sea / Turn that jungle music down / Just until we're out of town...

the Wedding Song

The union of your spirits, here, has caused Him to remain
For whenever two or more of you are gathered in His name
There is love, there is love.


the Supreme Court administers justice thoughout the land per the Constitution...that's just the way it is...

so recent decisions declared ObamaCare and gay marriage ok...

marriage of course is a dysfunctional institution...the bible says a man and a woman shall marry..but the bible also says in 2 Chronicles 14: So A-bi-jah slept with his fathers....

well the thought of that gives me the willies...and all the bible-belter southern Baptists are going nuts over the gay marriage thing...gays give me the willies too but it's not a reason to deny rights to them.. besides, traditional marriages always end in traditional divorces like Wendy..and Wendy got rich so divorce is a cottage industry...I mean Americans took the institution of marriage and completely fucked it up

I think we should abolish marriage and that's my motion..

next we got DESAL looming large on the horizon...last night I watched the most beautiful sunset with a rainbow and some sprinkles and summery wind from the monsoon... I heard a Goleta rancher is sitting on enough groundwater to fill Cachuma... and Goleta Water District is suing to get the water...

and Cachuma is at 26% of capacity but you can bet there's water beneath Cachuma..and the Chumash are probably sitting on a big aquifer.. I say we attack and steal the water like we did in the old days!

all reports are we will get good rain this winter season...we have plenty of water underground...and yet there's talk of resurrecting the desal plant at a cost of millions...

but cooler heads should exhaust all water sources before the salt water cure...

can desal plants filter an oil spill??

Donna

oh Donna oh Donna

so I heard that the Carpinteria Bluffs have an infestation of special dog-eating rattlesnakes...cooool!!! the proliferation of dogs in these nature areas has created a menu for the snakes...oh, there's all kindsa dogs out there..off leash...some dogs I've never seen before so I don't know why they were bred...I guess for some status for the dumb owner? using a dog to prop up your image?? geez

 



Oh Donna!

but you can go to the pet store and  get your dog's teeth cleaned and there's a dog spa...and a few weeks ago while downtown in Carp, I saw a teabagger couple pushing a baby carriage...in the carriage was a dog... a dog!!! that was the most pathetic display of anthropomorphic fallacy I've ever witnessed!

I've written about this weird relationship some folks have with their dogs, but it's gone far enough...why just the other day I saw on TV an ad for sponsoring a dog with a monthly donation...give the dog hope, the lady says...hope? dogs don't hope..people hope but dogs don't because they are not people... gorillas however, have hope



 

 

anyway, it's seems Nature has intervened to reduce the over-population of these odd little mutts....and the rattlesnakes are coming!!

so I'm off to see if I can see one of the snakes..I admit I'm a little nervous..a rattler can bite...we caught a baby rattler by the creek in SB once and put him in lab beaker..then let him go after messing with him for a while...

but first I had to check out the cars at the Rods and Roses Show in Carp....won't be the same without Andy Granatelli.... well it's better...way better cars and Bruce Springsteen was playing on the loudspeakers...saw Wounded Warriors booth there..trying to get money for the illicit wars they enjoy...and the poor saps who volunteered come home with no arms and legs...one of these days, America will think first, then act

saw my dream motorcycle...a Triumph Bonneville..the Shelby Cobra, the Corvettes, Mustangs and awesome muscle cars....sure they use oil..but they use oil wisely..
 

muscle car

the rattlesnake is wise... bites only when provoked

America must be as the rattlesnake...

Ring of Fire

I fell in to a burning ring of fire... I went down down down and the flames went higher.. and it burns burns burns....

MILPAS BUSINESS OWNERS....WATCH OUT!!

from the SB View:
A Heartfelt Plea to Eastside Merchants


Updated on June 24, 2015 at 5:00 am.
Written by Editor

By Sharon Byrne

Finally, the petition drive to create the Eastside Business Improvement District is on. We’ve had a lot of interference from Cathy Murillo, PODER, and Eastside district council candidate Jaqueline Inda. Typically, any opposition to a business improvement district comes from businesses that don’t want to do it, and the standard is 20% or more. Political operatives and fringe groups opposing services funded by businesses, for businesses, is not normal. That camp has created fear in our.......

Texas Mother Hen Lucy has launched the petition drive for EBID...East Side Business Improvement District..EBID, ie the highest bidders with the most money get to run roughshod over the other businesses...

oh Lucy! this is such a scam...to suggest that businesses need to pay a nonprofit to improve their businesses is crazy..some Milpas businesses have been there for years, long before Lucy moved here from Texas..those business are small Mom and Pop stores and do very well...

I know that Milpas St, the SBHS and SBJHS, the County Bowl, the fast food joints, La Tolteca are a beloved part of the history of Santa Barbara...now this fat blonde newbie from Texas wants to "improve" everything???

do you see thru the ruse?? and the rouge?? geez....it's a political ploy and the "interference" reference handily included two rival candidates, Cathy Murillo and Jacqueline Inda!

why would any business pay taxes on top of another EBID tax? plus, the Milpas Community Association really wants to get souls for Jesus..to brainwash people into thinking that gov't is the enemy and Jesus is the true Mayor of Santa Barbara...




child killer and Lucy lookalike Shawna Forde..racist Minutemen...
what a pig!



it's funny, but PODER, Cathy and Jacqueline stood up against the racist News-Press "illegals" headline..and you can bet Lucy is a Texas racist!! now I know why Lucy bothers me: ever notice how much Lucy looks like Shawna Forde, the child killer Minuteman chick on Death Row in Arizona...an eerie similarity..the eyes are evil, sick looking

Lucy cares not a whit for Santa Barbara or Milpas...she's a control-freak like Wendy!!! she wants money from the nonprofit and wants a salary and benefits from the city council job...

ok so are we clear? the Milpas Community Association and EBID are phonies and should be soundly rejected...

that bitch is from Texas...


TEXAS!!! thieving lyin' no-good Texas scum!!

Lazy Days

baby you and me...and the honey bee

so I went to Von's in Carp for some items and I see that Häagen-Dazs has taken over..so I went in and said "hey how 'bout some free ice cream!!"

then one of the floor folks informed me that Vons was sold to Haggen, not Häagen-Dazs ...oh..ok...well it's the same place but everything is colored green and they give you green plastic bags!! and the flower girl had a super nice ass!!!

so I have traveled up and down the Riviera in SB many times..lived on Grant Ave for a spell..it's gorgeous up there...love the roads and the hills...

and the houses..the old bungalows and huge country mansions...time has changed things a bit with modern architecture, but there's still some cool homes...

now the Franceschi House is a SB icon..Franceschi Park...rested a spell there a time or two...spent some lazy days there..sure did

over the years apparently, the city has allowed the Franceschi house to deteriorate and now they want to demolish it...what a bunch of lazy fucks!! and the Parks director Nancy Rapp..well thank God she's retiring soon because for the record... I DO NOT LIKE HER AND I DO NOT TRUST HER!!

and why has the city council given money over the years to nonprofits like Peoples Self Help Housing who always seem to need a handout??? how could the city be so stupid to let this FH fall into such disrepair... they are over-stating the problems and just want to tear it down for something modern..

the Franceschi house harkens back to a Santa Barbara when everyone wasn't so rigid or dull...the house is artistic, it's sunny....it's Santa Barbara...what could they do with it?....a musuem, an independent Botanical Flower Garden..endless possiblities

would you knock down Stearn's Wharf? no!!

so I watched the city council meeting and some wanted to demolish the house and some wanted to save it...money seems to be the major issue...but what about that horrible Carousel Park on Cabrillo blvd??? get rid of that crappy park and funnel the money where it belongs ..Franceschi Park!!

the Pearl Chase Society needs help from everybody.....if 50000 people gave $100, they'd have 5 million dollars to update the place..how hard can that be??

save the Franceschi  House...it'll save your souls

Neon Rainbow

city lights, pretty lights

oil and water do not mix as we've seen....I had me a girl once she was like oil and I was like water...we tried but it just didn't work out...she just was more viscous than me...

I stood outside a few nights ago and saw the oil derricks lit up like neon rainbows, cars were on the highway using gas and oilin' them pistons.... the moon, Jupiter and Venus were out with the rest of us...what a nice summer night!

now I'm not surprised that the Refugio Oil spill made it down to Manhattan Beach...I told them it was the same oil...the channel current moves that water quick..Plains is still trying to blame seeps because some oil samples that were analysed allegedly indicted that...but as long the samples were representative,  the results implicate Plains Oil and they know it!! they were not "seeps"

so I'm reading the News-Press and see the guest Editorial by Andy Caldwell whining about anti-oil people again who stopped the oil trucks...hey says Andy, how do you think we get gas to the gas stations?? TRUCKS!!

PLEASE AUNTIE WENDY GET A SMARTER GUEST OPINION WRITER!! I BEG OF YOU!! ANDY IS AN OAF!!

now these oil guys just don't get it and Andy's editorial proved it..first he calls the Measure P folks "numbskulls"...a violation of the News-Press letters policy because it lacks a civil tone..hahah

then in his usual tortured English, Andy tries in vain to explain injection wells..."Injection wells are used by the oil indutry and sewage districts...when an oil company drills for oil, 90 percent of what comes to the surface is water mixed with oil. That is simply what is down that hole. Mother Nature, not the oil companies made it that way. These waters are ancient seawater and are saltier than our ocean"..."some sewage districts also inject brine water deep below the earth's surface" .. sewer districts near the ocean just dump their wastewater into the sea"

"that is simply what is down that hole"  huh???

wastewater from oil drilling operations and wastewater from sewage treament plants are two different things...sewage plants don't use deep injections wells and don't dump wastewater into the sea...treated wastewater called effluent is discharged via gravity to the ocean ..it needs to meet the water quality criteria set by the applicable state agency...treatment is a physical and biological process

reality: Deep injection wells are also called brine disposal wells, and are officially known as Class 2 underground injection wells. They can take any fluid related to oil and gas drilling, including frack waste water...Class 5 wells are shallow injection wells...kinda like cesspools or septic systems...

　
I don't want to go into a big long water science lecture because it would be over Andy's head....

like everything else

Dandy

Dandy..where ya gonna go now??? who ya gonna run to??


ok so I'm reading the News-Press on Friday and in the Books section I see a big story on Peter Lance..I'm not really surprised but the News-Press seems intent on propping this idiot up and lying for him...

"I vant to kill you, Meek!"

and I was aghast to see he's moved to Carpinteria I guess to be closer to me..I saw Pete at the Oprah auction too....is he stalking me??? what a dandy!

so, I guess Peter Lance is trying to sell his old (1997) book repackaged and now it's gonna be a blockbuster and blah blah blah....but the writer of the story, a simp named Dave Mason said Lance was "exonerated" from taking any responsibilty for his DUI bust...NO HE WASN"T!!! Lance went through a hearing that I attended and I wrote about in this blog leaving no doubt that he should have gone to trial....he admitted he was drinking and didn't eat a thing all day so's he could fit in his skinny tuxedo..what a dandy!!!

so we keep hearing that Dandy won five Emmys..James Taylor won five Grammys..who is more deserving now really..James of course cos he's got talent..awesome songs!!

but Judge Brian Hill, after many motions to dismiss by Lance and DUI atty Darryl Genis who I haven't heard from in a while..Darryl must be very busy after losing the Benjy DUI case...the 30-day suspension and 2-year probation ....wait a minute...look at all this other stuff from the State Bar website:

1. He must be suspended from the practice of law for a minimum of the first 30 days of probation.

2. He must comply with the provisions of the State Bar Act, the Rules of Professional Conduct, and all of the conditions of his probation.

3. Within 30 days after the effective date of discipline, he must contact the Office of Probation and schedule a meeting with his assigned probation deputy to discuss the terms and conditions of probation. Upon the direction of the Office of Probation, he must meet with the probation deputy either in person or by telephone. During the period of probation, he must promptly meet with the probation deputy as directed and upon request.

4. Within 10 days of any change in the information required to be maintained on the membership records of the State Bar pursuant to Business and Professions Code section 6002.1, subdivision (a), including his current office address and telephone number, or if no office is maintained, the address to be used for State Bar purposes, he must report such change in writing to the Membership Records Office and the State Bar Office of Probation.

5. He must submit written quarterly reports to the Office of Probation on each January 10, April 10, July 10, and October 10 of the period of probation. Under penalty of perjury, he must state whether he has complied with the State Bar Act, the Rules of Professional Conduct, and all of the conditions of his probation during the preceding calendar quarter. In addition to all quarterly reports, a final report, containing the same information, is due no earlier than 20 days before the last day of the probation period and no later than the last day of the probation period.

6. Subject to the assertion of applicable privileges, he must answer fully, promptly, and truthfully, any inquiries of the Office of Probation that are directed to him personally or in writing, relating to whether he is complying or has complied with the conditions contained herein.

7. Within one year after the effective date of the discipline herein, he must submit to the Office of Probation satisfactory evidence of completion of the State Bar’s Ethics School and passage of the test given at the end of that session. This requirement is separate from any Minimum Continuing Legal Education (MCLE) requirement, and he shall not receive MCLE credit for attending Ethics School. (Rules Proc. of State Bar, rule 3201.)

The period of probation will commence on the effective date of the Supreme Court order imposing discipline in this matter. At the expiration of the period of probation, if Genis has complied with all conditions of probation, the stayed suspension will be satisfied and that suspension will be terminated.


VI. PROFESSIONAL RESPONSIBILITY EXAMINATION

We further recommend that Genis be ordered to take and pass the Multistate Professional Responsibility Examination administered by the National Conference of Bar Examiners within one year after the effective date of the Supreme Court order imposing discipline in this matter and to provide satisfactory proof of such passage to the Office of Probation within the same period. Failure to do so may result in an automatic suspension

WOW!! well at least someone is finally taking responsibilty!! good on ya DG!



but Hill finally capitulated and dismissed the case...remaining at a green light for up to 30 seconds on New Year's Eve could not be considered probable cause for a cop to stop anyone, according to Judge Hill...Judge Hill of course should have resigned but still sits on the bench...

as trendy distilleries and breweries pop up with cutesy flavors, the booze lobby wants to minimize any criticism of their products...and there's the booze festivals everywhere...

the odd thing is Peter Lance now claims to be anti-drinking with his "new" book, targeting the party atmosphere in Isla Vista...yeah thousands of kids living in apartments may induce some partying...

but I wonder why Lance doesn't do an investigative series on the News-Press..the child porn on Wendy's computer, Nipper's son death from heroin overdose and drug problems before that...the labor law issues, the booze stories, and on and on...

Peter Lance ducked the DUI trial and justice was not served; Wendy ducked the child porn trial and justice was not served

the apple does not fall far from the tree

I Shall Be Released

any day now, any day now, I shall be released

when I was 21, I was out playing music and chasing girls....I wasn't plotting to kill anyone... I didn't hate anyone except my parents and brothers, but that's normal..I was a red-blooded American boy

now, we got drug- crazed white kids on killing sprees...Elliot Roger, Adam Lanza, the Colorado Joker, and now this pathetic nutjob, 21 year old Dylann Roof...goes to historic Charleston SC church...sits for an hour among the bible study group, then opens fire killing nine people...allegedly for being black but no doubt this kid's on drugs and psychotic...uggh... I just don't know....why are 21 year old guys without jobs living with their parents still?? is it the WALMART culture?

White Russians
seems real estate agents sometimes get drunk and get caught and then I find out about it...so I see where a Montecito chick..a real estate agent from Russia was busted for being intoxicated in public...I think there's a difference between inebriated and intoxicated per the law, but putting two and two together, I bet she was drunk on Russian Vodka....

anyway she's exotic.....when I was investigating Bo Henry's Bar, I found out they don't serve Russian vodka but didn't the Reds help us defeat Hitler.. I say cut 'em some slack

people esp Russian people like to get drunk and there's plenty of places they can go and reasons to get drunk...as long as they don't get drunk and drive I got no problem with it...as long as their addictions don't interfere with my life, I say go stumble from bar to bar..from fundraiser to fundraiser

but real estate agents are an odd lot anyway....who knows about all those unexplained escrow fees? they got fees for everything and can pick your pocket before you can bat an eyelash...ugghh.. I need a drink, Svetlana

Crime Scene
I've always thought of the News-Press as one big crime scene..the porn, the drugs the labor law violations..so the time is right for payback..

and according to Scott Steepleton, the NLRB just subpoened the NP phone records...Scott seems worried

remember when Scott wanted to see the emails of SB councilgal Murrillo..well now the NLRB wants to see the phone records of the News-Press..according to Scott, Wendy is fearfull her sources for stories will be identified...so she relies on anonymous (to the public) sources for her stories, then has her hack reporters rewrite them? is that how it works??

Wendy has been trying to bust the unionization of the News-Press with lackeys like Gerry Fall, now we want to see who she's been talking to

and any source who provides info to the News-Press should be identified

so  I can investigate them...

Torn Between Two Lovers

and feeling like a fool

so Lucy is running again for the Santa Barbara Council...her main competition this time is Cathy Murrillo...district elections and all

the News-Press and the Sentinel/SB View gave her the free publicity ..well at least she didn't play Rocking in the Free World!! hahah...

ok so you know as well as I do that I'm the one who got the old Milpas Post Office painted, not Lucy...but I'm sure she'll take the credit...oh how she's cleaned up the city!!

now look folks..I'm telling ya up front, Lucy bothers me..she's from Texas, she hangs out with the Milpas Community Association, which by the way is on the east side..she's running for a spot to represent the west side...torn between two lovers!!

and we've seen that the MCA has got at least one Believer in it...a Jesus cult-like group of guys who want to infuse gov't with God....and get rid of the uppity Mexicans on Milpas....

Lucy is being cast as Mother Mary out to save Santa Barbara...and she'll appeal to the dumbshit Christian conservatives...and what about PODER???

PODER will be cast as the evil ones with Cathy Murrillo as Satan herself...and the campaigns will be a riot!!

Lucy and the MCA and generally most Texans actually believe the story in the bible about the Garden of Eden with the snake and apples..and Adam and Eve...

I heard a Boy Scout got bit by a rattle snake in Goleta while on a hike with his troop..the kid's ok now but was treated at Cottage Hospital and the bill was about $500000 for the anti-venom! a half a million!! what a ripoff

maybe Lucy can do a fundraiser for the kid...I mean since she's saved Milpas, maybe she can save the Boy Scouts, too!

save us all, Lucy!!

Keeping on Rocking in a Free World!!

we got a thousand points of light....

ok so Donald Trump is running for President of the United States..he anounced it with the Neil Young song blasting in the background "Keeping on Rocking in a Free World"...

Neil was not pleased and told the Donald to stop using his music for the Trump campaign...good ol' Neil!

but Donald Trump is a man of initiative and leadership..he sent a team to Hawaii to investigate Obama's birther issues...to find the President's birth certificate..we can't have a black Kenyan Muslim in the White House...so it's still an open question because Obama, like many illegals, could have forged his birth certificate...

now, before I can support Trump for Prez, I need to find out if his wives were American citizens and upon my own investigation, I see Ivana is a Czech and their kids were 'anchor babies'...Ivanka was an anchor baby!! and Donald's present wife is a White Russian?

 

ok, let's clear this up then we can rock with the Donald as president and Oprah as VP...awesome!!

a kinder gentler machine gun hand...

so when did the News-Press go all religious? when did the News-Press get reborn? when did the News-Press.. become a neo-Christian paper? when Minister Katich took over??

or was it the child porn on Wendy's computer? (still waiting for justice)... how about all the drugs and alcohol and cigarette smoke and mold flowing through the News-Press vents? the overdoses and drunk driving episodes..the drug dealing among some of the employees..

I know God will forgive them but is this the neo-Christian model?? I get flyers in the News-Press from a religious group that states: We Are Not Governed By Man-there is no man or group of men who legislate the church. We answer only to Christ. There is no room for human government....hmmmm..no wonder all these folks drive drunk!! they don't recognize the law!!

then we got Azuza Pacific University...a Christian evangelical "college" that is approved by Wendy's Young Miss America Foundation..they also approve of the Family Reseach Council that until recently was led by randy little Josh Duggar...but I don't blame Josh for messing around with his sisters...the gals are in their late teens now and both are pregnant!! I wish I was..oh well

anyway, I seached the APU and they got issues with transgender people and seem to approve of a dude named Charles Murray..."Normally when liberals assail Murray it’s in connection with his infamous tome The Bell Curve, which made him synonymous with race science—specifically the presumption that I.Q. differences between whites and blacks can be partially attributed to genetics..."


The Bell Curve: Intelligence and Class Structure in American Life is a 1994 book .... was part of a campaign to justify racism and against welfare and immigration....now do you believe the News-Press is racist???

keep on rockin'!

The Sailor Who Fell From Grace

with the sea

ok so the News-Press is trying to downplay the Refugio Oil Spill by Plains All American Pipeline..we got Sara Bush ( bush?? mmmm) with the front page duties..Sara is ditzy blonde, used to be on KEYT, then fell from grace and now writes for the News-Press..her last big story was on sugar daddies for college co-eds...hey girls, I got lotsa money in case you need a place to stay

now I gotta read the what ifs about big oil..what if we didn't have any oil..well, as I stated before, most of the oil products are unnecessary...pesticides, fertilizers...take vitamins and pee in your plants and you'll see..

then on the editorial pages we got Wendy's new oilboy Dale Francisco..Dale is out of the running for city council so he's the head of the Republican Tea Party in Santa Barbara!! so I already know what he's gonna say before he says it...

but Sara, this isn't about 'big oil'...it's about big oil spills which are totally unacceptable...especially if the spills can be avoided..and they can with regular rouine inspection and maintenance..

 

WE WANT BIG OIL SPILLS TO LEAVE SANTA BARBARA!!

now suppose for a moment if  city or county workers had caused the spill (instead of being among the first responders to clean the oil spill)

you can bet the New-Press and her witless band of lackeys would be crying about unions and public workers and all those poor marine mammals and birds killed....
but since the private sector caused the havoc, the News-Press is full of praise and understanding...

the most gruesome picture I saw was the two dead dolphins washed up on the beach, choked with oil and tar in their mouths..

no company so graceless should be allowed to get away with this...do you understand me Sara?? Ms. Bush??

Silence of the Lambs

a county worker tried to test me once.. I ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti...FFFFFFFFFfSSSSFFF

 

is lamb an invasive species? I like lamb with mint jelly...mmmmmm!

I was a little worried about the County of Santa Barbara getting off track a little...but lately, they have shown signs of life..first with the Plains Oil/ EXXON permit denial regarding the oil trucks..then I saw a piece in the News-Press by the Botanic Garden people saying we need to keep the invasive species people who work for the county so they can battle the bad bugs...the invasives..the illegals..

Death's Head moth!!

but the county eliminated these two useless positions related to the ag industry...two guys who run around looking for insects that could devastate all the trees, the apples, the oranges..in other words, the county just booted two members of the native-only cult!! good job

by now we know that the invasive species hysteria is a psychological problem vs an ecological problem...ok if I saw 55 55 foot boa constrictors coming up my balcony, I might be a little worried, but all these weird alarmists need to keep panicking so the money will flow..

no more..now they will just send samples to a lab for proper examination

even  anti-gov't buffoonAndy Caldwell mourned the loss of the two county bug people only because he thinks the pests will wipe out the ag industry in Santa Maria...look Andy, the only threat to the ag industry in Santa Maria are the lack of ignorant illegal Mexican fieldworkers that your pal Joe Armendariz keeps referring to.. the way I see it, Wendy's got two tits...one for Joe and one for Andy...AHAHAHA!

 so we see little by little the folly of all these restorations and pesticides used to kill the invasives...such a waste of resources..now the Channel Islands are overrun with foxes...they are multiplying like rabbits and pretty soon the feds will have to start killing the excess..so much for captive inbreeding

but to pay two people to look for errrant bugs is crazy...I don't begrudge any county workers their salaries, pensions or benefits...but the county needs to cut the dead weight jobs...

and the private sector needs to watch the bugs..if ag is so worried about the Asian bug invasion, they can pay for it, and don't expect me to subsidize their little fruitfly deathsquads

Rain on the Roof

you and me and rain of the roof, caught up in a summer shower

well thank-you  Mexico and Hurricane Blanca for the storm..the rain...it lasted longer than any storm of the last 4 years!! AWESOME...I had sex with a gal named Blanca once and you know what she told me? NO MAS!!

I was out playing in the rain and guess what..I got all wet!! I stood on the sidewalk and dared vehicles to spray me..they did

earlier I went into SB and guess what..it was raining! I was behind some dudes in a pickup truck with Texas license plates...on the window was a sticker: Keep Honking ..I'm Reloading

typical stupidass Texans... I wish Austin would secede and join California.. I love Austin and the music scene...otherwise Texas belongs under water....maybe those cowboys came to California to get away from the rain!! guess what..it's raining here..ahahahaha!!!!

so, as I was returning home I went through the Summerland hills and spotted a deer in my rear view mirror, crossing the road.. I went back and tried to find it..to get a picture but way too elusive..but that's a good sign...I haven't seen deer in years..used to see them all the time...it's a sign the drought is over so I expect some rain this winter..and more deer! so cool..

see, the drought is mostly psychological so don't worry about it

then I see some cops on Via Real and the streets around here are blocked off and the cops got guns drawn..what, they don't like my blog??

naw..someone is holed up in Motel 6 again down the road..some druggie-killer-loser...geez this Motel 6 by the highway attracts country Mexicans, mentally-ill Negro gentlemen and white trash with shaved heads and super-small brains..

well living in Carp you gotta take the good with the bad..

we'll keep the light on for ya!

Baby, I Love Your Way

everyday....

well that was an interesting Sunday night...Peter Frampton at the Lobero for the Notes For Notes concert...

I headed for the Lobero and got there about 7 pm....a few big buses outside the theater..big tour buses..people are hanging out drinking cocktails in the courtyard area..oh I wish they wouldn't serve liquor here but they do..

Youth Band members: Jackson Eddy on bass, Jamey Geston and Brandi Rose Lentini on vocals, Chimaway Lopez on guitar, Casmali Lopez on drums, and a very young dreadlocked Seku Fujino Harmachis on guitar.
Jamey Geston is the blonde with gold guitar..GREAT!!!

I went in and got my usual seat..some chicks came in and sat down next to me and said they are here to dance and they want me to dance with them...I said sure but I got a club foot so I might fall down..so they just kinda looked at me...but all through the night, they danced...Cindy and her galpal

then another chick comes up to me stinking of booze and tells me her sister wants to sit next to her and would I trade places..the sister is sitting on the other side of the Lobero..I told her to buzz off! geez..drunk chicks are so annoying!!

ok so the show starts...the MC is a radio guy and he introduces the Note for Notes guys, who come out and tell us about the program....it's a big deal and does a lot of good for kids who want to play music instead of getting prepped for another ill-fated American invasion overseas

they show some clips on the big screen...then the kids came out, the youth band and they played for about 45 minutes..they were good even with the occasional blue notes...takes alot of guts to open for Peter Frampton in a full house at the Lobero...the best song was called "Malibu" by a blonde gal, (I later learned from Glidemagazine she is Jamey Geston) with tons of attitude..she played a gold glitter guitar and she was adorable..the song was off the charts..and these kids are 14 and 15 years old!! look out Katy Perry!!

so after their set, the MC came out and gabbed while we all took a break for Frampton to set up...

then the lights go down and ...

Ladies and Gentlemen, Peter Frampton!!

this isn't the 1970s when Peter was a big rocknroll star filling stadiums with adoring fans...or is it? the moment Frampton stepped on stage, everyone, kids and parents, were up screaming and my concert gals were dancing up a storm...Peter launched into a barrage of rocknroll songs that shook the Lobero..Peter Frampton rocked the Lobero!!
the dude is a master guitarist and the familiar Les Paul he played was donated by Gibson...at the end of the night, after a jam with one of the talented guitar slinger kids, he signed it and the MC auctioned it off ..right there on stage for the Notes program..it fetched $9000!

Peter was is good spirits and played the hits..played with the crowd even stopped to scold some dude for texting in the front row..he says he hates cell phones and cameras and has been known to confiscate them..I think it was all part of the act, but he got the phone and placed in onstage...no cell phone for you!!! haaha..but cameras were popping all night..

"Lines on My Face"...that's the song that made me a fan..and he played it with his band.." I saw where you came from, I called out your name but there's no answer, we lived on your doorstep, I made you my wife, but I don't need that"...that song sends a chill down my spine..it's awesome

and of course "Baby, I Love Your Way"...huge song and just beautiful...

it was a fun night of loud rocknroll brought to us by an old pro...I've never seen the Lobero "Come Alive" like that and the power of music was on full display...

I bet that concert was caught on alot of iphones...

Turquoise

in the pastel shades of sunlight I have wondered, with my eyes my ears my heart strained to the full
  

good beach day!

 
is it any wonder that ultra-conservative Dale Francisco praised the "diligent" efforts of the private sector All Plains Oil for cleaning up their big disastrous oil spill...Dale gushes over the Texas Plainsmen, dressed in white suits like the KKK, combing the beaches

what a bunch of kooks!!

kelp 'n oil

 

 

speaking of kooks, it's Invasive Species Week



turquoise??

speaking of invasive..is kelp invasive? well it's seaweed so the nativists are probably out there right now trying to kill it..maybe they blew up the oil pipeline to kill the weeds in the sea!!

I went to check the beach again...I heard a thresher shark washed up in Carp...the oil spill effects on the beach are huge and the sea weed and kelp that washed up on Santa Claus beach is full of oil..the kelp is coated with dried oil and sticky blobs are everywhere..even with eight oil platfoms off Carp, I know the kelp got hit by the Plains Oil Spill.....

the ocean has been different colors of late..some plankton no doubt but the color was a sickly brownish- green I've never seen before...and the waves looked black..that's not a pretty turquoise color

an oil spill is invasive..let's worry about that..worry about the lingering effects...still washing ashore...

what is important about kelp? it's a health food, a supplement, it's a soil conditioner for the garden..it's importance to the ocean ecosystem is immeasurable

and there it is, on Santa Claus Beach..washed up and covered in oil...black seaweed

it looks like the Plains KKK clean-up crews missed the Carp beaches...and I think they should come down here and clean up after themselves

ol' 55

now the sun's coming up, freeway cars and trucks

oh so SB councilman and Wendy sychophant Dale Francisco wants us to use trucks for oil transport now...he wrote a panicked letter to the Independent praising Plains Oil Pipeline for their diligence in cleaning up their mess and extolling the virtues of oil

the oily bird...

he insists we need the oil for classrooms, cooking and stuff or we'll all be inconvenienced..

so let's get the trucks rolling 24 hrs a day so the oil companies don't lose any of those big profits..

well I expect nothing less from Dale Francisco who stood among the racists in support of the News-Press and Minutemen back in January...

Dale sounds like a junkie looking for a fix..but let's make this the Summer of the Environment... not the Summer of Our Oil Addiction

look, I can do without oil for awhile...I need it for my truck but I'll give up other things

"By-products from oil refining are used in the production of plastics and chemicals, as well as many lubricants, waxes, tars and asphalts. Nearly all pesticides and many fertilisers are made from oil or oil byproducts"...gee pesticides and fertilizers...I don't need those

"Gas provides electricity and is also used for cooking, heating houses and buildings, and heating water"...ok, I need that

"Gas is used in a wide range of industrial products, including plastics and polymers, textiles and paints and dyes"....I need some paint but we got plenty stockpiled at Home Improvement....

I don't need plastic water bottles or dyes and I rarely use polymer...

Dale Francisco is pandering and panicking like any good little conservative simp would..but I can do without all these oil luxuries for awhile....

so I strongly urge the powers that be to deny the oil trucking permit....let Plains fix the pipeline and put it back in service with all the proper safeguards

then order Plains Oil to hand over the operations to a responsible party
 
remember Dale, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..　

gimme shelter

it's just a shot away...

by all accounts, the County Animal Services folks do a good job..they deal with strays, unwanted animals, crazy dogs and so forth..occasionally a dog may die in the custody of the county..then the weird old ladies like Wendy come out all ballistic and want to demonize the county folks...

of course they write letters to the News-Press..one lady Elisabeth Mazzetti seems to be the anti-county mouthpiece..she sees a dead dog and gets hysterical....she's dogcentric..dogs are these people's whole world..how sad...Mazzetti has a boner for one of the ladies at the County Animal Services, Jan Glick...

I had a dream last night..a lady was driving a 1967 maroon Mustang down East Valley Rd..she was asleep at the wheel..the car was packed full of dogs...she ran off the road and I woke up

the problem is the county competes with these other nonprofits for money to take care of the animals...the nonprofits want the cash and no oversight..some of these old ladies are pathetic using animals as surrogate children..

and of course they want to privatize

so it's no surprise a nonprofit issued a critical report on the County Animal Services...the nonprofit is the American Humane Association...

but the AHA had its share of controversy and hypocrisy as a few web searches reveal:

In the late 1980s, the Association was accused by Bob Barker and the United Activists for Animal Rights of condoning animal cruelty on the set of Project X and in several other media projects. The basis of the accusation allowing a cattle prod and a gun on set, and rumored beating of the chimpanzee on set. The Association responded by launching a $10 million suit for libel, slander and invasion of privacy against Mr. Barker. The American Humane Association claimed that there had been a two-year "vendetta" against them behind the accusations. In a series of public ads along with the $10 million libel suit, the Association stated that the allegations were made based on insufficient and misleading information. The suit was eventually settled by Barker's insurance company, that paid AHA $300,000.

The Los Angeles Times also reported in 2001 that the AHA Film Unit "has been slow to criticize cases of animal mistreatment, yet quick to defend the big-budget studios it is supposed to police," and that an examination of the Association "also raises questions about the association's effectiveness." The article cites numerous cases of animals injured during filming which the AHA may have overlooked.

In late 2013, the Hollywood Reporter ran a story which implicated the AHA in turning a blind eye to and under reporting incidents of animal abuse on television and movie sets.

And AHA, the long the ignored stepchild of the "big three," decided to top them all: awarding Foster Farms the American Humane Association’s "Humane Certified" label which now appears on the package of every dead Foster Farms chicken sold in America, in exchange for an undisclosed sum of money and agreement to standards which often do little more than codify cruel industry practices. Like HSUS and the ASPCA, AHA lulls people into a false sense of complacency that supporting a company which abuses and kills millions of animals a year is consistent with a belief in animal protection.

http://www.nathanwinograd.com/?cat=9

Does AHA prevent animals from being kept in crowded indoor cages in warehouses? No.
Does AHA require chickens to be allowed to go outside, to get fresh air and sunlight, to be able to act in accordance with all of their instincts to ensure their happiness and psychological as well as physical well-being? No.
Does AHA prohibit beaks from being cut off? No.
Does AHA prohibit the use of masticators—giant machines in which unwanted, live baby chicks are ground up while alive and fully conscious? No.
Does AHA prohibit chickens from being hung upside down by the legs and feet (legs and feet that are often suffering from terribly painful joint diseases), being electrically stunned, and having their heads cut off? No.
Does AHA prohibit the cutting of the teeth of piglets? No.
Does AHA prohibit cutting off the tails off pigs? No.
Does AHA prohibit the use of electrical shock on cows? No.
Does AHA prohibit the use of restraints to forcibly inseminate a cow or a pig? No.
Does AHA prohibit the use of a gas chamber to kill despite calling it "inhumane to all animals"? No.
Does AHA prohibit the castration of newborn calves by a rubber band being placed around their scrotums to cut off blood supply? No.
Finally, under what warped definition of "humane" can a process that ends with animals having their throats slit possibly qualify? The kind where AHA is paid to say it is.

　
I hardly think the county is abusing animals and killing horses or taking money to hide animal abuse...

this is a lame attempt to privatize a county service..and we all know that the private sector really does a great job like Plains Oil Pipeline did a great job of killing all those animals

but I admit I don't know much about the psychological well-being of a chicken

or old ladies who deify cocker spaniels...

Proud to be an American (God Bless the USA)

And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free

ok so I'm forcing myself to watch TV and we got Mr Wimpy talking to some old fart and we got Megyn Kelly from FOX interviewing the Duggar parents...

Mr .Wimpy was hosting the Spirit of 76 dude Paul Lamberton who does the 4th of July parade but won't let the Vietnam Vets Against War in...and...he kept asking for money..send him money..he looked rather creepy!

Megan, the blonde Christian at FOX News, interviewed the Duggar parents Michelle and Jim Bob about son Josh's horny youth...Josh was molesting his sisters and some other kids... even a 4 year old girl!!

what's Jim Bob doing with his hands??

so the interview went on and I can tell ya I don't relate to these people at all...they say they are patriotic Americans and religious and blah blah blah...but these types of Americans are shameful

if I saw any of them in the grocery store and they said 'hi" to me I would start speaking Spanish or French..je ne sais pas....adios amigo...

ok so the parents had 19 kids ..is it any wonder Josh was running around trying to feel up the girls..this family has no self control...as Ross Perot said: we're not rabbits!!

after watching them speak, I conclude that the mother is nuts and the father is a moron..they are both loony...these bible belters are so ignorant that I..well I don't know how to explain it...I know people from the south and they are cool and wonderful but where did the Duggar freaks come from?? Jesus this and Jesus that..

and the dad Jim Bob says God forgave Josh and if you do something bad, God can forgive you too! and the mom Michelle says that the little girls didn't even know what was happening to them until someone told them...and that the tabloid coverage is worse than Josh's molestations!!

wow...in other words little girls, lay back and let it happen...the less you know the better..and God will forgive the guy who molested you!!

but the reality is in Christian families like the Duggars, the girls grow up to be sluts..white trash slutty, soft as velvet

and totally hot!!

spill the wine

dig that girl..

well pooh...if Plains Oil has so much money why shouldn't I get some? so I filed a claim against them.. I want money for having to smell a dead sea lion and see it covered in oil...I need cash for pain and suffering for watching in great pain the oil foul the beautiful California coast..it broke my heart so I should be compensated...so $1 for each gallon spilled for a total of $100000 plus a lobster dinner because the oil killed lotsa spiny lobsters, too...

oh and for violating the Marine Mammal Protection Act..I bet the dumbshits at Plains would pay me, too!! and you too! all Santa Barbarans should file a claim because money is the only language these oil barons speak

https://www.plainsallamerican.com/

now after I went to check out Montecito's makeover, and Craig McCaw's  sorry attempt at a restaurant, I thought maybe Coast Village Road needs a business improvement district fee to maintain the buildings..

McCaw Obey the Law!!

then I headed up to my fave place to get away from all the madness, Cold Spring trail...up Hot Springs and you're there..the base of Mountain Drive, still the coolest place in the world...and it was sunny and warm almost hot and well above the fog...

I saw some chicks running and hiking...some real fine babes.. I used to hike up here all the time and never saw too many folks, but nowadays...well, what are ya gonna do..at least they weren't transgender and all weird...

so I went up the hill and oh it's nice and peaceful...some rocks, Butch and Sundance kinda rocks...and trees and the sun filtering through..and a nice Western Tiger Swallowtail...

now everyone forget about the oil spill and go on a wine tasting somewheres!!