Hello, Good-Bye

you say yes, I say no

a windstorm blew out all my lights....Christmas is gone..a beach ball lies in a ditch

a few of those gusts sounded like trains outside my window!! whooosh

what's the difference between the pine trees and the eucalyptus trees? the eucalyptus trees are still standing while the pine trees fell over in the wind

so I guess sometimes the wind likes native pine trees and sometimes it likes non-native eucalyptus trees

Feliz Navidad

Feliz navidad Feliz navidad Feliz navidad, prospero año y felicidad 

I'm watching the Unity Shoppe Telethon they have every Christmas to raise money for poor Mexicans to instill some dignity in the ignorant immigrants...the same ones the News-Press called illegals!!

Kenny, please stop squinting at me!!

rich white people... always butting into other people's business

but anyway the Three Wise Men, played by actor Jeff Bridges, poser  Nipper and singer Kenny Loggins had me in shock and awe...Jeff still looks like a homeless dude but Nipper and Kenny appear to have had more face work done, as in face lifts...ok so they are in the spotlight but when you start to look clownish, maybe it's time to just let the face droop a little...geez, Kenny looks like he's wearing a plastic bag over his head....Nipper looks waxy...creep show!!! 

facelifts are not cool!

c'mon guys, all that money Wendy gives you should not be spent on vanity or frivolous stuff like expensive cars and trucks...

is the Unity Shoppe Telethon really for the folks in need or just a vehicle to prop up some dead celebrity careers??

white kids singing behind Kenny? how come no Mexican songs or at least Feliz Navidad by Jose Feliciano

well, I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas, too!

from the bottom of my heart

The Shop Around The Corner

There might be a lot we don't know about each other. You know, people seldom go to the trouble of scratching the surface of things to find the inner truth.

I've done some soul searching, esp since it's Christmas time and perhaps it's time to turn over a new leaf..or leaves...right round the corner is a pot farm..

I'll go over and make friends with the shop keepers

some new hobbies to ring in the New Year!!

Head Games

head games...

well, I'm thinkin what it would be like if..well if...if I could...if both these gals..well one gal with two heads, were..was..

you know what they say: two heads are better than one

Hungry Heart

everbody's got a hungry heart

LETTUCE-EATING LIBERALS BETTER READ THIS

so I'm watching KEYT and CJ who anchors with Beth has been off for a week or so...wonder what's going on there....a little trouble on the home front?? The finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home...

so then I see some foxy reporter say the Romaine Lettuce e coli contamination saga has been traced back to Adam Family Farms in Santa Maria..and that's the same ultra-conservative anti-regulation Peter Adam who sits on the Board of Supervisors!! whoa..where's the oversight?? where's Andy Caldwell?? where's the News-Press?

this is a public health crisis!! 

apparently, a reservoir they use to water the lettuce is contaminated so that's passed onto the consumers like you and me

could it be a conspiracy?? right-wingers trying to sicken lettuce-eating  liberals?

I don't know but I do know you should test your water on your property for anything unusual..Escherichia coli (E. coli) is a bacterium that is commonly found in the gut of humans and warm-blooded animals which includes the pronghorns, giraffes, okapis, deer, chevrotains, cattle, antelopes, sheep, and goats... so maybe someone or some animal, perhaps a chevrotain or okapi is crapping in the Adam reservoir and maybe people will sue the farm for negligence..

but I'll pass on the salad bar for now

Mustang Sally

now baby...Oh Lord, I guess you better slow your Mustang down

I don't hear enough SOUL music on the radio...KTYD is still censoring "Money" and "Jet Airliner" and instead of playing Wilson Pickett, they play Queen's nonsensical and horrible "Bohemian Rhapsody" over and over .... the only conclusion i see is KTYD ain't got no soul...and don't give me any bullshit about the FCC fining you for playing the unaltered tune! geez, have some balls


well yesterday I was in Santa Barbara and saw a cool 1960s Mustang by Fess Parker's place...then I go back to Carp and see a blue P51 Mustang circling overhead, then out of the corner of my eye, a 1969 Mustang Cobre GT-350 whizzes by..geez, nice day for Mustangs!!

let's see...what's in the news lately...let's see..oh the News-Press had a story based on a local judge's tentative ruling ..Scott Steepleton wrote it because it's  supposedly about  a 'whistleblower' at the police station...the News-PRess is always trying to bust the cops because the cops busted their pals for DUI and whatever ..but look at DUI atty/News-Press pal Darryl Genis..in prison for tax evasion! and Mr. Wimpy and Peter Lance....POOF...gone

anyway the judge revisited her tentative  ruling because she left out some details and the News-Press had to reveal that the next day...not even a whistleblower issue!!

as if I needed more evidence that the NRA was full of idiots..the Russian spy chick Maria Butina admitted she was a spy who infiltrated the NRA because she knew the CEO and Board of Directors were simps and wanted to get info that would benefit her Mother Country...

way to go Maria

Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

have a happy holiday!

with an escort from the cops and the Coast Guard, the annual Toy Run from Santa Claus Lane to Goleta was loads of fun...famous faces, infamous faces, friendly folks and good vibes everywhere

hundreds of riders bringing toys to kids on a gorgeous day

what a grand tradition!!

At The Zoo

something tells me it's all happening at the zoo

the border issue is way overblown as I've seen worse crowds on Black Friday during the shopping stampedes at the malls...the wall is a right-wing propaganda tool for tools..all Trump needs to do instead of firing tear gas at children, is get some Texas Rangers on horseback to keep the order

SEARS is closing ..used to shop at the La Cumbre Plaza store but they kept opening later and later..from 8:30 am then to 11:30 am..then the service dropped off so why would I shop there when I got Walmart, Kohl's and Amazon...SEARS just couldn't keep up with the times

I saw letter of support in the News-Press for #69, the animal rescuer up in Solvang..ever since her legal troubles, I haven't heard much about her..the letter basically said Julia is sane and everyone else is crazy which is opposite of reality...if she loves animals so much, why doesn't she get a job at the zoo?

lots of lawsuits going down in Santa Barbara:
the trout guy from EDC is in some trouble for something or other

PADDLEBOARDS, the SB Sailing Center and a bunch of other waterfront businesses are being sued because some 3rd world guy drowned while paddle boarding..apparently he couldn't swim... so the family is suing the City of Santa Barbara and the harbor businesses for renting a board to him...back when I was covering drunk driver issues, the drunks would sue the city for arresting them and claim police brutality...the slimy lawyers  like Cappello and DUI ATTY Genis would line up and take the cases because the city would settle and everyone would get rich except the city..

and we know where Darryl Genis is, don't we..Cappello used to work for Wendy so he's a weasel, too

if you can't swim, then learn how...everybody should swim-just jump in and reach out in front of you and grab a handful of water, pull it back towards you

and if there's one thing I've learned in life...

you either sink or swim

Blowin' In The Wind

the answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind

now the conservatives think that God is punishing California with wild fires for being liberal..some conservatives think that raking the forests will keep the fires at bay..the libs think it's all due to climate change

but it's population overload....fires are natural except when they burn property and people, then they are the wrath of God!!

but consider the California population in 1970 vs 2018
2018: 37000000
1970: 19000000

the pro-growthers just build build build without a thought that Calif is a semi-desert and when those devil winds start blowing, and the private electrical companies provide the sparks, then look out sub-divisions!!

go forth and multiply...that was a biblical typo, it should have read: go NORTH and multiply

there's this guy over at Noozhawk who does a Christian column and he's very creepy..talks about "feeling God's pleasure" with talk like this: "Do you feel His pleasure? Well, I can tell you from experience that there’s nothing more exhilarating than knowing you are in God’s will."

no spiritual person needs to talk like this because it is crazy talk..now the News-Press has Christian boob Andy Caldwell preaching the loon's gospel and now Noozhawk's got one

what is it with these conservatives?? all I can say is keep the kids away from these dudes because it sounds like a pastor up to no good...

crazy pastors and too many people and the conservative solution is:

add more lanes to the freeways and smoke pot

Moon Shadow

I'm being followed by a moon shadow

well I waited for the full moon to rise on Thanksgiving because it might be fun to watch..they call it the Frost Moon or the Beaver Moon..the Beaver moon? I haven't seen a beaver 'round here in a coon's age

beavers build their dams by the light of the moon so they say...
good a time as any, I would guess

on Thanksgiving, past presidents have visited troops in war zones as a show of support...President Eisenhower was a real hero in WW2 and visited the troops in Korea as president ...

but Trump had never visited the troops and this Thanksgiving he called them from his Mar-a-Lago private estate replete with displays of gaudy consumerism. Trump is a coward and won't go to the war zone to meet with the troops..and he's the Commander-in-Chief!!

he dodged the Vietnam war and won't visit the troops today...how is this clown the president of the United States??

I am not at all surprised the News-Press endorsed him

Baby The Rain Must Fall

baby the wind must blow....

Cooper's hawk

these birds are harbingers of rain..they must be


then, as he wended his way by swamp and stream and woodland, to the farmhouse where he happened to be quartered, every sound of nature, at that witching hour, fluttered his excited imagination, --the klee klee of the kestrel from the hillside, the boding cry of the tree toad, that harbinger of storm, the hooting of the screech owl, to the sudden rustling in the thicket of birds....

Trump says it's forest mismanagement causing all the fires in California and he's partly right and partly wrong: California officials and fire experts, including the head of the state’s largest firefighters association, blasted Trump’s comments as simplistic and ill-informed — noting that the federal government itself owns more than half of California’s forest land — and grossly insensitive in its timing.

kestrel

insensitivity aside, all those environuts-nonprofits who demand biodiversity, plant native trees and brush then watch it all burn up in the next fire..silly waste of resources and of course all those houses up there in the hills should never have been built...tinder boxes..the kestrel and the Copper's hawk know this

but the rain must fall at some point..and it will

as the crow flies

Our House

is a very very very fine house

Therefore stay awake—for you do not know when the master of the house will come, in the evening, or at midnight, or when the rooster crows, or in the morning.

well that was a fun election night...the Water Security Team won the water wars in Montecito and I blame the caravan for that...

Georgia race is tight and that's good considering Georgia is one mighty racist state...and it appears Florida is satisfied with racism and mass shootings...but a recount may happen

in California, no surprises..the Republicans won't win much if they keep offering up weak candidates...Cox and Fareed not exactly the dynamic duo

say no to rent control..always

Prop. 12 (Farm Animals Confinement Standards)
Yes: 4,132,115 (61.0%)
No: 2,640,334 (39.0%)

a happy chicken is a tasty chicken!!

the Dems got the House again to keep the orange baboon in check and that's good

and down south, is that smoke from a fireplace on a cold November day? no. it's smoke from another wildfire on a hot November day!!

and another mass murder..a shooting in a bar in Thousand Oaks..it is odd for a 28 year old guy to be living with his mommy...he should be out on his own making a living not plotting to kill a bunch of young people in a bar...endless wars produce endless opportunities for endless madness

"A former U.S. Marine machine gunner who may have suffered from post-traumatic stress disorder burst into a Thousand Oaks bar packed with college students late Wednesday night, tossed a smoke bomb into the crowd and opened fire, authorities said"

"The shooter was armed with a Glock 21 .45-caliber handgun, Dean said. A source said he also had a “smoke device.”

The shooter drove his mother’s car to the bar and did not say anything before opening fire, the source said."

The shooter drove his mother’s car to the bar...

unbelievable

Wooden Ships

on the water, very free and easy

I didn't get a real good view, but I think this chick was topless...my eyes were burnin'

seins nus! elevated! top lofty!

but it's time to vote on Tuesday, Nov 6...I have no dog in the fight in Georgia and no fight in the dog in Florida, but that Georgia dude Kemp sounds like a goddam hillbilly so I'd vote for the black chick, Stacy Abrams, Oprah's friend

locally, I'll split my vote because I belong to no party, once a registered Republican until wacky guys like Steve Bannon ruined it..now the GOP looks old, tired, racist and ignorant but I see a few I'll vote for

Justin Fareed will not get my vote because the tax payers will have to pay for his diapers...I like Salud and Monique and they may not protect me from MS-13, but they will protect me from climate change

Diane Feinstein..or is that Fienstoon?? man oh man this chick is OLD!!

the measures are pretty straight forward..of course there's too many which makes it easy to vote NO on most of them

if you don't vote, you are not fulfilling your obligation as a citizen so you should give it up to one of those caravan chicks 

class up the joint

Once In A Lifetime

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was Water dissolving and water removing There is water at the bottom of the ocean

so there's this ad about the Montecito Water Security Team, a slate of candidates running for seats on the Montecito Sanitary and Water districts...

APPALLING!!

I read the ad then I watched the short video and this lady who is running for a seat on the water board, Cori Hayman says when she learned that they were dumping 500000 gallons of wastewater on Butterfly Beach, she was "appalled"...

https://www.montecitowatersecurity.com/

let's stop there..look, ignorance will only get you so far and to claim such a preposterous thing is ignorant...there is no stigma if you know your shit and this is what happens when we treat waste: you flush the toilet and the water carries your DNA down the sewer pipes to the treatment plants unless you live in Mexico, then you just piss in the river...don't let that caravan in!! 

without treatment plants like the Montecito Sanitary District then the ocean really would be polluted...they are the last line of defense!! make sure they are funded with professional well-paid staff 

Butterfly beach should not allow dogs AT ALL..and the treatment plant does not "dump wastewater" there..it discharges fully treated effluent which meets all water quality requirements from the state of California...it's been happening for years and to be appalled now is just plain ditzy..you don't want this chick on the water board.. say no way to Cori Hayman...she does not understand basic biology...as a matter of fact, none of the folks on the Montecito Water Security Team seems to know anything about water! maybe they could join Nipper as professional water tasters!!

and they say they want to recycle water for irrigation...the Montecito plant treats 500000-600000 gallons of wastewater/day so how much do they want to reclaim? 100000 gallons? enough to water Oprah's garden for a month..sounds kinda silly

and I wonder if these folks have heard of the Water Cycle-Nature's recycling system....in a drought, it's best to use less water which means lots of Montecito mansions will need to STOP WASTING WATER!!!!

be careful who you vote for!!

The Wolf Man

Even a man who is pure in heart
And says his prayers by night
May become a wolf when the wolfs bane blooms
And the autumn moon is bright

well I went into Santa Barbara's Arlington district to check out the trees..or late trees across for the Trinity Church...I thought I might be mad about it but it really doesn't  look bad..nice court yard and now a nice mountain view

I was reading Noozwhack because I can't  seem to find  a News-Press anywhere anymore and they had this lady going on and on about how Halloween is bad for pets: "If you can put your pet in a quiet area of your house away from Halloween activities or parties, you will help them have a happy Halloween. (pets don't have happy Halloweens) Then your pets will not become panicked or run out the front door (like dummies) when trick-or-treaters arrive. 

This will also prevent your dog from possibly becoming threatened or aggressive at the unusual sight of children in costumes. Dogs and cats do not understand (pets understand one thing: where the food is coming from) that these are just masks, and may find trick-or-treaters very intimidating.

this is absurd..first off, dogs and cats are not "intimidated"...that's a verb reserved for what people might do to other people to get them to submit

lots of these Wendy-type animal ladies are nuts and attribute human traits to dogs...ie anthropomorphic fallacy you learned about in psychology class (also called "pathetic fallacy!)

I guarantee if your dog has any wolf in him, he'll look forward, with great anticipation, to the trick-or-treaters and the full autumn moon

Move It On Over

move over little dog, a big dog is movin' in

so MacKensie Park in Santa Barbara will be an off-leash dog park..they say city will spend almost a million dollars for fences to segregate big dogs from small dogs and there the dogs can run around...I think this is insane..if you need an off-leash park then there are too many dogs..and I've  seen the little tricks people play..they leave the green dog waste bag on the ground for someone else to pick up...dog crap is a bio-hazard, parasites can linger in the grass for years, very dangerous to kids

The U.S. Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) confirms dog waste can spread parasites including hookworms, ringworms, tapeworms, Salmonella and several other dangerous viruses and bacteria. When infected dog poop comes into contact with your lawn, the poop will eventually “disappear”, but the parasite eggs can linger for years. When humans or animals come into contact with that soil through everyday activities like walking barefoot, playing or gardening, they risk infection from those eggs — even years after the poop is gone. Parents, think of your little ones playing in the yard!

and dogs are stupid-what other pet needs a leash??

there's lots of worthwhile causes in town and a dog park is not one of them...back east, many beaches don't allow dogs on the beach and that is an excellent idea..the beaches are pristine....

this is a bigger problem than I realized as I gaze out my window, I see chicks walking dogs..I go to the beach I see chicks walking dogs..this is a psychological issue..incessant neediness..dogs, like women, should know their place

I saw a chick from Tulare in town...she had a dog...we had a thing years ago

I'll crawl back to her on my knees pretty soon i'll be scratching fleas So slide it on over (move it on over) Sneak it on over (move it on over) Move over good dog cause a bad dog's moving in

Catch Us If You Can

here they come again, catch us if you can

Santa Barbara is a bad place to be an alcoholic..beer, wine, booze, wicksky and all kinds of spirits to keep you plastered and detached from reality....cocktails, bartenders and all that mix into alot of drunk drivers....I got no issue with boozers until they get drunk and drive then they endanger me...the cops for the most part do an excellent job of catching these wretches before they kill, but they can't catch them all

how sad that a former Lieutenant of the SB Police Dept was involved in a DUI and sentenced to 15 days in the slammer

WEB: A retired Santa Barbara Police Lieutenant is due in court this month to face hit-and-run charges in connection with an incident that occurred last year. According to Santa Barbara’s Noozhawk, Retired Lieutenant Paul McCaffrey is due in court on January 26, 2017 to face charges associated with his July 28, 2016 arrest. Initially, he was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence (DUI).

Although very few details were released, we do know he is facing charges including hit-and-run causing property damage and resisting, obstructing or delaying a law enforcement officer. The initial wreck occurred on the 1200 block of Santa Barbara Street, about a block away from police headquarters. Thankfully, nobody was injured in the incident.

seemed like a good guy when I saw him on TV and at least he didn't run to the News-Press and do a five part series on fictional police brutality like ol' Peter Lance did...I got some news on those boys, Lance and his clowns..I'll show it to you...later

but remember this: you will never find a solution at the bottom of a bottle

Sexie Sadie

what have  you done? you made a fool of everyone

so 17 of the 19  9/11 terrorists were from Saudi Arabia....Bin Laden was a rich Saudi... Saudi Arabia controls oil and there's lots of sand everywhere

and this new guy : Saudi Arabia’s crown prince, Mohammed bin Salman looks like a Bin Laden type terrorista, too! but build that wall Trump!!!

Saudi men are cuckoo and won't let women do much: 'The deeply conservative kingdom is one of the most gender-segregated countries in the world, where women live under the supervision of a male guardian, cannot drive, and must wear head-to-toe black garments in public.'

yet, conservatives in America love the Saudis because we like to keep uppity white women in their place, too...

WTF????

George Bush was seen holding hands with a Saudi Prince even though the Saudis attacked us....for some reason, Bush launched an attack on Iraq instead of Saudi Arabia which is why our troops are doomed to the desert forever..expensive mistake

so  a Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi  is missing ..a reporter critical of the Saudi regime...he entered the Saudi consulate and never came out...did the Saudis kill him at the order of the Prince? of course as Saudi Arabia is the largest sponsor of terrorism, larger than Israel and larger than Iran and even larger than the good ol' USA!

will we ever elect a president who won't play kissie-poo with these cold-blooded Saudi killers??

probably not

Dog and Butterfly

up in the air he likes to fly

the Nature Conservancy and National Parks Service killed and/or harassed thousands of animals on the Channel Islands to save the fox..the Channel Island fox they call it....they celebrate and say that due to their efforts the fox is no longer endangered..they pat themselves on the back, the hitchless hounds

I've covered this issue before and am disgusted with these people..the whole debacle was a scam and a sham but the public just buried their heads in the sand and let it happen...

bionativism is a disease of the head...Hitler was a nativist

the Sierra Club used to be a respected environmental enterprise that produced a nice magazine and a newsletter, the Condor Call...I picked up a new version of the Condor Call in Santa Barbara and the Sierra Club has been overtaken by the enviro-zombies..just shills for the Parks Service and Nature Conservancy and the latest example is another propaganda piece-the success story about saving the fox

Channel Island Pigs were cool!

what these people won't tell you and never will is the fox is just a relative of the gray fox and the distinction is the Channel Island fox is heavily inbred...that's right, the Channel Islands are now overrun with a bunch of retarded little foxes...if we still had the Channel Island pigs we'd have a healthy population governed by golden eagles instead of college hippie biologists with distemper shots awaiting the foxes every three months

"inbred populations also often share mutations that are bad for health, shortening life spans or reducing the number of offspring. Dr. Wayne and his colleagues found that island foxes have many more harmful mutations than gray foxes on the mainland."

“They’re like dodos,” Dr. Wayne said in an interview. “They have no notion of human fear. You can just put them in your lap.”

Some scientists suspect that island foxes are fearless because of a long relationship with humans. Native Americans first settled the islands about 13,000 years ago, and they may have brought along gray foxes from the mainland. Previous studies indicate that island foxes share an ancestor with gray foxes that lived 9,200 years ago.

the point is the Channel  Island fox is not a viable species...

it's a dodohead

Honey Pie

She was a working girl

went into Santa Barbara, the new Lagoon District for a smog inspection..SMOG  IT..took 10 minutes..clean and efficient shop!

then to Tri-County Produce and on the way see some working girls, city living, lots of new metal buildings that house beer and wine related stuff

you know, this is a cool area of town..some changes are happening but they are not overwhelming so the folks who live around here should embrace the district..the new Lagoon District..certainly can't hurt anything..the new businesses are not trying to drive out the older businesses, but rather incorporate..fit in...

I like it!

and the hookers are always a nice touch

Jet Airliner

I don't want to get caught up in any of that, funky shit goin' down in the city

girls are in the news, but first guys...you wanna know how to grab pussies, sexually assault pussies and pounce on pussies without getting everyone's panties in a bunch? get a squishy portable squishy pussy from a catalog and you'll never have to worry about going to jail!

ok, so Trump has a knack for promoting people to their highest level of incompetence known as the Peter Principle and that's why he has such a high turnover rate in his administration

Nikki Haley, the former Governor of South Carolina is no exception..she resigned from her post as US Ambassador to the United Nations..a post for which she had no qualifications other than she's pretty..pretty pussy

#FUCKMETOOO!

as far as Brett goes...what you did at 15 years old should have no bearing on the present, still it seems Brett is a spoiled frat boy at heart

but Nikki was just a gal Friday for Trump and the real reason she resigned is the plane controversy..a report that surfaced a few days ago about her sugar daddies in South Carolina providing her private jets-

Haley in particular “should have been conscious of the appearance concerns surrounding her acceptance of gifts of private luxury air travel at a time when her colleagues in the administration were making news with their own lavish air travel,” the complaint from the group noted.
Trump has already lost one of his cabinet members – former Health and Human Services (HHS) secretary Tom Price – to a scandal involving improper use of private jets and military aircraft.  Several other Trump appointees have also been criticized for their travel practices.

“By accepting gifts of luxury private flights, Ambassador Haley seems to be falling in line with other Trump administration officials who are reaping personal benefits from their public positions,” CREW executive director Noah Bookbinder said in a statement. “Our ethics laws are clearly written to prevent even the appearance of corruption and improper influence. We’re calling on the State Department’s inspector general to further investigate the nature of these gifts, determine whether they are in line with ethics rules, and ensure that employees like Ambassador Haley are fully trained on the application and importance of ethical standards.”

no ethics??? 

no problem

Rocket Man

burnin' out his fuse up here alone

while Trump may insist that fat little Korean dude with the bad haircut is Rocket Man, the real Rocket ManX is Tesla clown, Elon Musk...both dudes are crazy but Musk really put on a show last night with the SpaceX rocket launch from Vandenberg Air Force Base....

I was sitting outside enjoying the Draconid meteors...supposed to peak on Monday night but really cool since Friday...then I see this big flash of light in the west and see the rocket headed over the ocean with some stardust trailing behind...damn tree blocked some of the view

looked like a comet and I remember watching Hale-Bopp in amazement back in the 1990s...

this was really beautiful and nobody committed mass suicide!

Good Vibrations

I'm picking up good vibrations...

now I love the Avocado Fest in Carpinteria...and so does everyone else! lots of folks took in the good vibes..how can you miss..the October weather is splendid and food is great..the girls are outtasight...

I always snag some local avocados and delicious limes...some people say the avocado is a fruit but it's not, it's an avocado..a lime is a fruit but who's counting!!

SLy's restaurant is gone and Sly and Nipper were pals but I didn't see a trace of Nipper THANK GOD!!! oh no, Nipper was 'celebrity judge' for the guacamole contest...bad vibrations!!

but THANK GOD for legitimate agriculture like avocados and limes and the flower growers who didn't sell out to the cannabis clowns!