Tangled Up In Blue

I had a job in the great north woods, working as a cook for a spell..

I am so inspured by that woman telling all her dirty little stories with her dirty little panties flying around.... that white frat drunk boy was so moved he cry!!!!

and #69 who had some dirty stories with a drunk councilman some years ago and then went cuckoo for awhile, has been neutralized...I pray for the wild animals in Solvang that she don't care for no more

remember: it takes two to tango and three to tangle

Do It Again

go back Jack, do it again..

wheel turning round and round.. I told the Sheriff dept to stop wasting tax money on these prostitution stings but do they listen to me?? no

so they did it again...the cops place fictitious ads online luring lonely men like me to a motel..the dudes think they gonna get laid but instead they get arrested...booked with mugshots

from the Sheriff's Office: The Sheriff’s Office will continue to conduct stings, which are intended to curb and deter human trafficking throughout Santa Barbara County. Over the years, the number of online prostitution related advertisements have grown substantially. A majority of the women advertised as prostitutes are victims of various types of abuse and/or human trafficking. One issue that drives human trafficking is the demand for women to engage in sexual exploitation. By conducting this type of operation, the intention is to deter people from searching for a prostitute, thereby reducing the demand and reducing the amount of women who fall victim to the abuse of human trafficking. 

Sheriff Brown's thinking what all us guys are thinking!!

this has nada to do with Human Trafficking and the Sheriff should know considering his undersheriff was parked in a police cruiser, behind a Von's, drinking and having sex with a cute co-worker..ya know Sheriff Brown, some of us aren't so lucky!!

but this story was in Edhat and they showed the guys and two were from Carpinteria and one was a dentist in Santa Barbara, armed with a needle and drugs I assume it was novocain...my dentist shoots me up all the time so what's the fuss??

and this Carp dude was in trouble before for stealing exotic plants in Carp and Ojai...

it's a set up and should be illegal because now I gotta go to Ventura to get some action..

and in Ventura, you can get away with murder!!

Horse with No Name

the heat is getting hotter!!

If I've told you once, I've told youz a thousand times,  something ain't right in the world of non-profits...and the sitch in Santa Barbara is rife with corruption but do you see the news media doing any stories..no...they are more interested in crime in Oxnard and breweries in Santa Barbara and wine tasting in the valley..oh and walking their fucking dogs!!

but the SB Botanic Garden issue keeps getting weirder..after I shared the dog bite story at the garden which the media ignored, it has come to my attention-span via hearsay and hearsay is simply facts that haven't been proven yet

it starts with the family of the girl hurt by the freak weather storm a few years ago..very sad indeed..but the family is suing the City of Santa Barbara..the city is not responsible for the weather, the county is!

anyway, the personal injury attorney handling the freak weather case is tied up with the nonprofit Hearts Theraputic Adaptive Equestrian Center (spouses or sumpin) who is tied up with the folks who run the Botanic Garden who let their dog bite a citizen..and the citizen sued the Botanic Garden!! the wife of the garden's CEO is a promiscuous non-profit raider who can pull a cork, I'm told...now she's with the Equestrian Center and they wanna raise five million dollars at the Biltmore Coral Casino luncheon and they even invited city officials..all so they can move to land the county owns for which they pay ZERO rent....geez ever hear of GOFUND ME??

the Equestrian Center is going thru some bad times with this botanic broad at the helm..a couple of lawsuits in the oven and the rumor is they are running out of money so naturally they need a quick 5 mill so why not try to get some donation money from the city gov't your husband is suing!!! invite 'em to lunch!! the city always settles so the payday for hubby will be HUGE!!! 

and there's no accountability apparently when Boards and CEOs are consensual and incestual..

that's a quick synopsis of the sick, sick non-profit situation in Santa Barbara..

maybe the fake news could pick up the story!

Jesus Is Just Alright

with me...

Jesus is Reality? 

so is Cannabis

what's your point?

Green Onions- Part Two

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too bad the Polo Grounds Wine Festival was cancelled  today at the last minute..I wanted to see Booker T  Jones!!

pot boy in new Audi SUV follows me

so I went for some coffee and a paper, swung up to Highway 192 for some pics of pumpkins and down Cravens for a shot of the new cannabis facility, formerly grew flowers...it's right around the corner from me!



then to the beach and Summerland when I noticed an SUV following me...I head to my fave place by the creek and the SUV is still on my tail..I pull over to the side  like I normally do and the guy stops in the road..I look over and say "what do you want, boy"  and  he says he's not my boy..so I say "what do you want, son?" then we get into a heated exchange.. asks me why I was taking pictures of his place... he says he thinks I'm casing his joint and if it gets robbed, he'll send my information to the cops..I laughed at such an absurdity

new pot facility on Cravens...these boys are touchy!!

I said it's not illegal to take pictures then I ask him if he's one of the new pot growers..he stammers then says "yes"...so I tell him I own a condo in Carp and am very concerned about what happens in my neighborhood

his demeanor changed and he became almost apologetic but I kept hammering...I said an orchid grower would not follow me around and harass me if I took pics of his greenhouses..I ask him if he's paranoid as pot induces paranoia....he says no he's just trying to protect his investment

we discussed pot and booze and I said it's like if prostitution became legal and all the hotels in Carp became brothels, we'd have problem....

then I told him I'll keep taking pics and now I got my eye on him..and he left

I know a few cops and I'll see if following me around threatening to turn me in for a crime I didn't commit is something that needs a restraining order...

these pot growers messed with the wrong blogger!!

you hear me, boy??

Green Onions

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it's a mystery wrapped inside a riddle....I look at the news and see all this weird stuff...the BLM wants to frack behind Cate school in Carpinteria...I sent them an email for public comment: are you fucking crazy?? is all it said

I see a new cannabis operation in Carp with high green fences around the property, and the guys are white, wear baseball caps backwards, weigh about 80 lbs and now I gotta deal with it..in case you didn't notice, the crime rate has gone up since pot was legalized ..it was supposed to go down because stoners are so mellow...the good thing is the robbers are easy to catch because they're so stupid

and then I hear Maryanne (Dawn Wells) from Gilligan's Island is broke...send her a buck or two and don't outlive your nest egg

drilling for oil on Highway 150!!

and the Polo Fields was to host the Santa Barbara Polo and Wine Festival today, Saturday, even though the polo fields are in Carp...not that we need another freaking wine festival but Booker T Jones was gonna be there! wanted to see him but the festival was cancelled at the last minute and no one knows why..not postponed, but cancelled

wine tasting..add pussy tasting and I'm all in!

Let It Bleed

we all need someone we can bleed on

pigeons from HELL react as the Grim Reaper, a Cooper's hawk or possibly a Merlin comes to call...

a few will have to die

and bleed

Take This Job and Shove It

I ain't workin' here no more

there's more to Labor Day than making sure workers get treated fairly, like I care

it's also about cool cars, BBQs, beer and cool chicks and babies and calling in sick if you wanna party instead

Republicans Rally at Labor Day Event
More than 100 enthusiastic Santa Barbara County Republicans gathered at Tucker's Grove on Sunday afternoon for a Labor Day barbecue in support of local and state candidates. The event was hosted by the Santa Barbara Republican Club and featured nearly 20 speakers....blah blah blah

looks more like a handful of elderly conservatives gathered to hear ideas of Justin Fareed and how he's gonna protect them from the Mexican MS-13 gang!! what about the Catholic church??????

and Wendy ran out of people to fire at the News-Press!!

so Justin Fareed has run for office three times and lost and if the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results, then Justin is insane

yo Justin...Happy Labor Day!!