Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Hello, Good-Bye

you say yes, I say no


a windstorm blew out all my lights....Christmas is gone..a beach ball lies in a ditch


a few of those gusts sounded like trains outside my window!! whooosh




what's the difference between the pine trees and the eucalyptus trees? the eucalyptus trees are still standing while the pine trees fell over in the wind



so I guess sometimes the wind likes native pine trees and sometimes it likes non-native eucalyptus trees

Monday, December 24, 2018

Feliz Navidad

Feliz navidad Feliz navidad Feliz navidad, prospero año y felicidad 

I'm watching the Unity Shoppe Telethon they have every Christmas to raise money for poor Mexicans to instill some dignity in the ignorant immigrants...the same ones the News-Press called illegals!!



Kenny, please stop squinting at me!!

rich white people... always butting into other people's business


but anyway the Three Wise Men, played by actor Jeff Bridges, poser  Nipper and singer Kenny Loggins had me in shock and awe...Jeff still looks like a homeless dude but Nipper and Kenny appear to have had more face work done, as in face lifts...ok so they are in the spotlight but when you start to look clownish, maybe it's time to just let the face droop a little...geez, Kenny looks like he's wearing a plastic bag over his head....Nipper looks waxy...creep show!!! 


facelifts are not cool!

c'mon guys, all that money Wendy gives you should not be spent on vanity or frivolous stuff like expensive cars and trucks...


is the Unity Shoppe Telethon really for the folks in need or just a vehicle to prop up some dead celebrity careers??


white kids singing behind Kenny? how come no Mexican songs or at least Feliz Navidad by Jose Feliciano


well, I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas, too!


from the bottom of my heart

Friday, December 21, 2018

The Shop Around The Corner

There might be a lot we don't know about each other. You know, people seldom go to the trouble of scratching the surface of things to find the inner truth.

I've done some soul searching, esp since it's Christmas time and perhaps it's time to turn over a new leaf..or leaves...right round the corner is a pot farm..



I'll go over and make friends with the shop keepers

some new hobbies to ring in the New Year!!

Wednesday, December 19, 2018

Head Games

head games...




well, I'm thinkin what it would be like if..well if...if I could...if both these gals..well one gal with two heads, were..was..


you know what they say: two heads are better than one

Friday, December 14, 2018

Hungry Heart

everbody's got a hungry heart

LETTUCE-EATING LIBERALS BETTER READ THIS





so I'm watching KEYT and CJ who anchors with Beth has been off for a week or so...wonder what's going on there....a little trouble on the home front?? The finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home...


so then I see some foxy reporter say the Romaine Lettuce e coli contamination saga has been traced back to Adam Family Farms in Santa Maria..and that's the same ultra-conservative anti-regulation Peter Adam who sits on the Board of Supervisors!! whoa..where's the oversight?? where's Andy Caldwell?? where's the News-Press?


this is a public health crisis!! 

apparently, a reservoir they use to water the lettuce is contaminated so that's passed onto the consumers like you and me


could it be a conspiracy?? right-wingers trying to sicken lettuce-eating  liberals?

I don't know but I do know you should test your water on your property for anything unusual..Escherichia coli (E. coli) is a bacterium that is commonly found in the gut of humans and warm-blooded animals which includes the pronghorns, giraffes, okapis, deer, chevrotains, cattle, antelopes, sheep, and goats... 
so maybe someone or some animal, perhaps a chevrotain or okapi is crapping in the Adam reservoir and maybe people will sue the farm for negligence..

but I'll pass on the salad bar for now

Thursday, December 13, 2018

Mustang Sally

now baby...Oh Lord, I guess you better slow your Mustang down

I don't hear enough SOUL music on the radio...KTYD is still censoring "Money" and "Jet Airliner" and instead of playing Wilson Pickett, they play Queen's nonsensical and horrible "Bohemian Rhapsody" over and over .... the only conclusion i see is KTYD ain't got no soul...and don't give me any bullshit about the FCC fining you for playing the unaltered tune! geez, have some balls


well yesterday I was in Santa Barbara and saw a cool 1960s Mustang by Fess Parker's place...then I go back to Carp and see a blue P51 Mustang circling overhead, then out of the corner of my eye, a 1969 Mustang Cobre GT-350 whizzes by..geez, nice day for Mustangs!!




let's see...what's in the news lately...let's see..oh the News-Press had a story based on a local judge's tentative ruling ..Scott Steepleton wrote it because it's  supposedly about  a 'whistleblower' at the police station...the News-PRess is always trying to bust the cops because the cops busted their pals for DUI and whatever ..but look at DUI atty/News-Press pal Darryl Genis..in prison for tax evasion! and Mr. Wimpy and Peter Lance....POOF...gone




anyway the judge revisited her tentative  ruling because she left out some details and the News-Press had to reveal that the next day...not even a whistleblower issue!!




as if I needed more evidence that the NRA was full of idiots..the Russian spy chick Maria Butina admitted she was a spy who infiltrated the NRA because she knew the CEO and Board of Directors were simps and wanted to get info that would benefit her Mother Country...


way to go Maria

Sunday, December 9, 2018

Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

have a happy holiday!



with an escort from the cops and the Coast Guard, the annual Toy Run from Santa Claus Lane to Goleta was loads of fun...famous faces, infamous faces, friendly folks and good vibes everywhere




hundreds of riders bringing toys to kids on a gorgeous day



what a grand tradition!!

Sunday, December 2, 2018

At The Zoo

something tells me it's all happening at the zoo

the border issue is way overblown as I've seen worse crowds on Black Friday during the shopping stampedes at the malls...the wall is a right-wing propaganda tool for tools..all Trump needs to do instead of firing tear gas at children, is get some Texas Rangers on horseback to keep the order




SEARS is closing ..used to shop at the La Cumbre Plaza store but they kept opening later and later..from 8:30 am then to 11:30 am..then the service dropped off so why would I shop there when I got Walmart, Kohl's and Amazon...SEARS just couldn't keep up with the times




I saw letter of support in the News-Press for #69, the animal rescuer up in Solvang..ever since her legal troubles, I haven't heard much about her..the letter basically said Julia is sane and everyone else is crazy which is opposite of reality...if she loves animals so much, why doesn't she get a job at the zoo?


lots of lawsuits going down in Santa Barbara:
the trout guy from EDC is in some trouble for something or other


PADDLEBOARDS, the SB Sailing Center and a bunch of other waterfront businesses are being sued because some 3rd world guy drowned while paddle boarding..apparently he couldn't swim... so the family is suing the City of Santa Barbara and the harbor businesses for renting a board to him...back when I was covering drunk driver issues, the drunks would sue the city for arresting them and claim police brutality...the slimy lawyers  like Cappello and DUI ATTY Genis would line up and take the cases because the city would settle and everyone would get rich except the city..


and we know where Darryl Genis is, don't we..Cappello used to work for Wendy so he's a weasel, too


if you can't swim, then learn how...everybody should swim-just jump in and reach out in front of you and grab a handful of water, pull it back towards you


and if there's one thing I've learned in life...


you either sink or swim