Monday, December 28, 2020

The Joker

I'm a picker, I'm a grinner




some joker called me an idiot for suggesting that the non-profit Young Miss America Foundation doesn't have absolute use of the Reagan Ranch although they own it...well, I never said I wan't an idiot but you know as well as I know that Wendy bought the ranch for the YAF

now, the Kids are a 501c3 non-profit which means they can't build a barn or grow pot at the ranch..they must follow IRS rules but you know as well as I do I got a problem with the Young Miss America Foundation...they supposedly operate for the public good but in reality just brainwash conservative kids into obedience as they ply them with money and jellybeans

all this fuss has to do with a public hiking trail that wants to run by the Reagan Ranch, or through it: As mapped, the portion of the WCCC Trail west of Refugio Road traverses the southern portion of the Reagan Ranch for approximately 1.5 miles. Petitioner contends that siting a public trail directly through the Reagan Ranch will result in unsupervised access to the historical property, exposing it to possible vandalism, theft, or other damage.



the YAF sued the county of Santa Barbara to try and stop the trail but so far, the efforts appeared stalled as the court ruled against the YAF: Based on the foregoing, the petition for writ of mandate of Young America’s Foundation will be denied. This does not mean that County is free to construct a public trail through the Reagan Ranch. The current writ petition, however, is premature. The GCP is a broad land use policy document and therefore a program-level EIR was appropriate. The trail corridors depicted in the GCP are not final trails, but merely general locations of possible future trails. If and when County decides to site actual trails within the plan area, it will have to conduct a site-specific, project-level analysis of the trails under CEQA. Should petitioner believe that the project-level analysis is inadequate, it may seek a writ of mandate at that time, challenging the project.

the question is was the YAF aware of the trail issues when they bought the property?? 

well, what the county should do is tell the YAF to fuck-off and just take the little bit of trail land for the public good and compensate the ranch to the tune of, oh..say $5000

that'd buy a lot of jellybeans

Sunday, December 20, 2020

I Shall Be Released

I see my light come shining, from the west down to the east

the cannabis fad will soon be over..really, how much pot can you smoke? how high can you get?? it doesn't change anything...it's ridiculous

and while the world is going to Hell in a hand-basket, I've been watching the moon hang with Jupiter and Saturn...



soon, Jupiter will move to its conjunction with Saturn...depending on who you talk to, it's the Advent of the Antichrist or the positive blending of two opposite forces...but it's really all conjecture

the last time these planets were so close was in ancient days when gods were gods and goddesses were goddesses

any day now, any day now, I shall be released

Thursday, December 10, 2020

I Had Too Much to Dream (Last Night)

too much to dream, last night




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knock it off

Saturday, December 5, 2020

Sugar Shack

there's a cute little girlie she's a'workin' there



I was watching Baby Doll give her testimony in Michigan about election fraud and she blew me away..blonde, sexy and crazy..my dream girl!!

STAY*AT*HOME!! KISS*MY*ASS!! 

I DO NOT HAVE STAY-AT-HOME DISORDER

ok so did GOD intervene in the election and give Trump a second term? no, not yet



RADIO SHACK IS BACK! I got a little radio-sounds awesome...I can watch the circus and listen to the tunes all Christmas season...

 this makes me very happiness

Wednesday, November 18, 2020

Purple Haze

all in my brain

Gavin Newsom says: your actions save lives, mine don't



ok so now we're in the "purple tier" zone of Covid restrictions...this applies to all Californians except Gavin the governor...he was recently busted for attending a party in NAPA and not wearing a mask...this alcoholic philanderer seems to think he's too special but the rest of us are just dumb enough to believe him every time he lies....you can tell he's lying when the hand touches the face

I won't wear a mask either unless the private sector requires it like banks, grocery stores...ok no problem... and I'll stay away from big crowds like Trump rallies and sex orgies...common sense

but the pandemic has been botched by government so now we got this herky-jerky policy that I for one will not follow

once Trump stops acting like a drama queen and we get rid of him, this SOB  Gavin Newsom should be the next to go

now excuse me while I kiss the sky

Sunday, November 15, 2020

Losing My Religion

consider this

I was reading the News-Press online edition, sometimes they charge money to read, sometimes not..but I got in free somehow




anyways, I see a story about a bunch of old teabaggers shuffling around the Court House in Santa Barbara where I spent time covering DUI trials when the conservatives were blasting the cops for busting Wendy's drunk friends

The President Trump Prayer March was advertised as a “clarion call for God to intervene.”
-Barbara Batastini, a Santa Barbara resident who organized the march, spoke to the crowd, saying, “This is spiritual warfare. These are demonic entities that are trying to take our nation out. We are saying no to it.

“We’re making an appeal to heavens,” she told the News-Press. “We are standing for our president, we are standing against all the fraud and we are believing that this nation is going to come back in order once again, and it’s going to be a good day.”-

oh Babs, how can you be so stupid??? First Amendment: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

without the Constitution and Bill of Rights, you would not be able to march or call for God to intervene in an election!!  you see Barb, you are all mixed up about America....religious fascism from a bunch of knuckleheads is not democracy




the only option is to try to overthrow the government...get all the little Trump jerk-offs together and storm the Capitol

but I think you'd lose

again

Monday, November 9, 2020

White Rabbit

go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall



so Wendy endorsed ex-president Trump, she can't accept the election results and is encouraging all these frivolous GOP lawsuits aimed at overturning the election...of course, since Trump lost and Biden won, there must be fraud everywhere esp since black people were counting votes 



from the News-Press:

Election
remains
undecided

At this time, the Santa Barbara
News-Press is not calling Joe
Biden the winner.
The media that has called the
results since this past Saturday is
premature and incorrect.
President Trump has contested
the results in numerous
battleground states, and with
the election so close, it is
irresponsible to make
conclusions at this time.
All legal votes should be
counted and all illegal votes
discarded.
Any and all irregularities
regarding the operations at polls,
the validity of ballots and the
possible software manipulation
of voting computers must be
resolved before a true winner is
announced.
news@newspress.com

but the GOP has no argument, just conspiracy theories..and when they don't get their way, they throw temper tantrums

the GOP has gone down the rabbit hole with ex-president Donald J Trumpski and if they don't get their shit together, will become peripheral

but that's beside the point

Thursday, November 5, 2020

Psychotic Reaction

oh little girl psychotic reaction

so who's running the friggin country?



while we wait for the BIDEN/TRUMP votes to be counted, some races have already been decidered...Salud beat Andy Caldwell again, no surprise there.. Andy's ads were full of ANTIFA IS GONNA GIT YA nonsense and the conservatives just don't get it...teabagger propaganda does not work in California



AOC and the Squad who struck so much fear in Trump and his groupies WON BIG!! congrats AOC.. but I still can't buy a GREEN NEW DEAL hoodie! they are sold out

pot initiatives passed across the country which can't be good.. I hope someday the USA will be as evolved as New Zealand


locally, the schools are wrestling with s-e-x education: look, the kids are gonna learn anyway from their friends! but the rightwingers are hooked on abstinence and the leftwingers have only prurient interests

like me

Tuesday, October 20, 2020

Ride Like the Wind

and I've got such a long way to go, to make it to the border of Mexico



so I see that Christopher Cross had COVID and had a tough time but recovered..that's good..great music from this guy!

then I see that Jeff Bridges announced he has lymphoma and is undergoing treatment... all the best to this great actor and community member...I remember at the Brian Wilson/Zombies concert last year, Brian led the crowd in singing 'Happy Birthday' to Jeff's wife Susan...that was a wonderful night at the Arlington!!



so there was a big accident yesterday in Carp as the traffic overflowed the side streets..I watched it...101 south was shut down.. a big rig jack-knifed and a black Dodge Charger was involved

here's what's left of the Dodge Charger

it's what happens when you lose focus

Tuesday, October 13, 2020

Crossroads

I went down to the crossroads, tried to flag a ride 




ok so we got the News-Press and Independent endorsements but, like, who cares

Of course I don't endorse any candidates because who cares, so instead I highlight candidates and those are the ones I want you to vote for or not

nobody should vote for Trump.. I know his groupies will but normal clear thinking Americans need to get rid of him...send his fat ass back to Mar-a-Lago along with his weird Stepford Wives family


WARNING!! the California Republicans are putting up fake ballot boxes...in order to prevent voter fraud, they have committed election fraud!!




The Fresno County Republican Party, citing the president, promoted its unauthorized drop-off boxes as the safer way to vote: “President Trump is very concerned about the lack of security with mail in ballots,” the Fresno GOP website read. “Don’t take a chance that your vote will not be counted.”
The California Republican Party admitted to placing the boxes. In an email, state GOP spokesman Hector Barajas said the party will "continue our ballot harvesting program and not allow the Secretary of State to suppress the vote."
Héctor es muy estúpido!

                                                           
Salud's got Covid 19 so that leaves Andy Caldwell as the possible survivor...maybe Andy needs a taste of real life politics so go ahead, vote for him and we'll probably never hear his whiny little-girl voice again...no wait, don't vote for Andy PLEEEEEEESE!!!!! ladies, if you play with your pussies a lot, Andy will want to know if you are aborting your baby

Carpinteria is suffering the pains of poor growth management..too many housing projects, cannabis farms, and more hotel projects in the pipeline...
the City Of Carpinteria's response to COVID 19 was bad...the city council and administrators ran around like chickens with their heads cut off...barricading beach parking lots, closing streets then opening, then closing, then opening....expecting people to eat lunch in the middle of Main Street (Linden Ave)...meanwhile, local businesses died and the City came out with more harebrained ideas

I've said this City Council should go...Fred Shaw is not running again and Wade Namora is a clueless mayor

a good start would be electing two newcomers: Natalia Alarcon and Mark McIntire...they seem to have a good read on the city and will listen to the folks who live and invested here...we take this casual beach vibe seriously and will fight for it instead of selling the city down the river to potheads and developers

America is at a crossroads..save her if you please

Thursday, October 8, 2020

Shock the Monkey

you got to...

back in the old days, they used shock therapy on humans to address behavior deemed inappropriate.... Centuries ago, eels were used to intentionally shock people to address a variety of health issues including headaches and other mental problems...they also used to drill holes in your head to let the demons out...trepanning it's called...




as we evolved, those barbaric methods disappeared although Trump may try to bring them back..

now, I see weepy ads on TV about poor neglected dogs and cats who need a monthy donation from you to save them...ok, that's fine

then I see where PETCO, a private company, was selling shock collars for dogs until recently..as PETCO may go public and trade on the stock market, it decided to stop selling the shock collars...sounds like a PR move




point being I didn't know they had shock collars! I was shocked!  it's barbaric!

Description
You can have the well-behaved pooch of your dreams quicker and easier than you thought with the Petrainer 998DRB Remote Controlled Dog Training Collar System. Correct such common doggie disobedience problems as unwanted barking, digging or pulling with the touch of a button using the programmable remote and water-resistant collar unit. Customize your pup’s training sessions with one of four stimulation modes–beep, light, vibration or static shock. You’re sure to get his attention with 100 levels of intensity to choose from! With a range of up to 900 feet and a backlit LCD screen, this user-friendly Petrainer e-collar system can be used practically anywhere, at any time. And when training time is over, the receiver and transmitter can easily be recharged together

I know most folks would never stoop to electro-shocking their dogs, but some people, lacking control of their own lives, may try to micro-control a dog to compensate...

then I see a local shop selling CBD treats for dogs who are neurotic..the cannabis calms them down...

but there's nothing wrong with the dogs, it's the owners who are the problem

I wonder how many animals rights people use these shock collars on their dogs?? Wendy??

Thursday, October 1, 2020

Down By the River

I shot my baby

I got my mail-in ballot! I'll mail it in and hope it doesn't end up in a river somewheres




the likelihood of that happening is slim unless the mailman is paddling down the Tuckasegee River in the Great Smoky Mountains and the canoe tips over...and some hillbilly comes out of the woods and says "now let's see you just drop them panties, take 'em right off!"

the Republicans think they will get fucked by mail-in voting and maybe they will 

Update: and it appears they're getting fucked by COVID-19, too!!



and  if Mr. Trump wants to send the knucklehead Proud Boys over to my house to monitor my voting choices, or anything else, I'll be waiting for them

standing by

Sunday, September 27, 2020

The Exorcist

'the power of Christ compels you!!'






it looks like Ron Paul crapped out in this interview

these libertarians, I don't know

but this dude may need an exorcism

Friday, September 25, 2020

Bringing in the Sheep

they will come rejoicing, bringing in the sheep

so I tell these people that goats won't prevent wildfires, so what do they do? they bring in sheep to eat weeds




sometimes when I hear City Council-people speak, I start crying...or when they do something stupid, I start crying...all those promises that they couldn't deliver, are laying at the bottom, of a tear-filled river

be that as it may, the creeks in Santa Barbara are not impaired..the drunk drivers are, but not the creeks....and if there's no water in the creeks, how can they be impaired? once a year clean up of trash and over-growth is all that's needed

so I couldn't make sense of the City of SB claim that if they don't fix the creeks, people can't swim in the ocean...

but creeks have indicators of health...turtles,frogs, insects, birds ie animals! they use creeks more than people..the coyotes use the creeks as corridors to get to the ocean and bite  people and I'm ok with that because coyotes are smart and people are generally stupid

like me, I can't ID this bird pictured up there

but if the creeks are impaired and the oceans are upset, why are dolphins swimmin'  just off shore?

because they ain't sheep, that's why

Monday, September 7, 2020

Heatwave

it's like a heat wave, burning in my heart

hey I just read in the Independent that Wendy has to pay 2 million dollars to employees for past labor law violations! I'm sorry Wendy but you have to fork over some of the cash that Craig gave you for the divorce settlement..ie, extortion

HAHAHAHAAH!!!


while all you suckers and losers were packing the beaches catching COVID this Labor Day weekend, I opted for the hills and some solitude 

I saw some guys taking the gyro-copter out for a spin



very hot and humid and I like to sweat outside so I enjoyed the weather

fires are raging north and south and I don't like the sound of that, but the goats they use to eat weeds and control wildfires are neither a solution nor a remedy for fire control




when fires start they burn everything..the dirt, cars, houses, dogs... and goats in the hills aren't gonna change that

so if you see a bunch of goats in your neighborhood, harvest a few 

and you'll have a fine Thanksgiving feast

Friday, September 4, 2020

Flying on the Ground Is Wrong

city lights at a country fair...




so Labor Day weekend will be hot and a good time to hit the beach..and I mean THEE BEACH!!




regardless of the order from the County Nazi which is discriminatory, everyone should go and have fun...they can't tell folks not to stand at the beach, esp if disabled...




flying on the ground is NOT wrong!

The Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) became law in 1990. The ADA is a civil rights law that prohibits discrimination against individuals with disabilities in all areas of public life, including jobs, schools, transportation, and all public and private places that are open to the general public. The purpose of the law is to make sure that people with disabilities have the same rights and opportunities as everyone else



this lady is my hero, what a trooper!

and the County Nazi better leave her alone

Tuesday, September 1, 2020

Revolution

you say you want a revolution

Well, Wendy is endorsing Trump again and I have to refute her delusional points because conservatives have no logic..their arguments are crazed, illogical and Wendy endorsed Birther Queen Orly Taitz so it's a matter of judgement...Judgement Day is nigh

ok? so here we go





Why we are again
endorsing Donald
Trump for president

By WENDY McCAW
NEWS-PRESS CO-PUBLISHER

(because we're bonkers!!)

In 2016 we were the first, and,
for months, the only daily
newspaper to endorse Donald
Trump (not something to be proud of, Wendy) because we believed
that the nation was in dire
need for a change.
He promised to make many changes,
among them, tax reform, creating new
jobs, bringing businesses back to the
U.S., reversing bad international deals
like NAFTA and the TPP made by prior
administrations. And he has made
good on those promises.

(uh, the Kodak deal using millions of tax dollars is stalled due to securities fraud)

He has traveled the globe, restoring
America’s prominence; ended wars,
created new relationships with
North Korea, made good on prior
administrations’ empty promises to
move Israel’s capital to Jerusalem, and
garnered a peace deal with the Arab
states and Israel. He has been tough
with China on its hegemony in the
Pacific. Because of his leadership and
action, ISIS is no more.

(Kim Jung made a fool of Donald! American farmers suffered needlessly with Trump's silly trade war with China, and what wars? did we declare war on someone??)

He has rolled back costly and stifling
regulations and has worked with law
enforcement to protect American
communities by enforcing immigration
laws, by prioritizing the targeting of
gang members, especially MS-13, all of
which has made our country safer from
external threats. 

(under Trump, domestic terrorism is off the charts!)



The president took on drug
abuse and opioid addiction with a
comprehensive strategy to battle the
crisis. He has ensured our country’s
commitment to the veterans by
streamlining the process of disability
claims and signed the VA Mission Act,
thereby modernizing VA health care
and giving those veterans comparable
health care to those outside the
military, something sorely lacking in
previous administrations.

(stoner logic)

He has rebuilt and modernized
the military, protecting America
and its allies by defeating terrorist
organizations and confronting rogue
nations.

(please have Trump, the commander-in-chief, look into Fort Hood in Texas...soldiers are sexually abusing, murdering and mutilating each other while the military brass looks the other way)

Under President Trump, the U.S.
has become, for the first time, energy
independent — the U.S. is now the
largest producer of oil and natural gas
in the world surpassing Saudi Arabia
and Russia.

(no...The United States remained the world's top producer of petroleum and natural gas hydrocarbons in 2015, a year before Trump was installed as president)

Prior to the Wuhan virus pandemic,
President Trump created the greatest
prosperity this country has ever
seen with the lowest unemployment
numbers and the highest stock
exchange values.

(Trump is a quick-buck scam artist and the market crashed, only to be propped up again with another gov't bailout, ie socialism)

He was proactive when the virus was
still in its infancy closing the borders
to China and Europe, saving countless
lives.

(well not really...you can't assume that every Chinaman has Covid..and Trump was late to the party offering only prayers and miracles.. had Trump held regular press briefings he might have found out about a pandemic threat, but no..he doesn't like the First Amendment)

and what about the snake oil!!

FDA fires brand new spokesperson after Trump exaggerates ...

theweek.com/speedreads/934552/fda-fires-brand...But she was responsible for a Sunday press release announcing the FDA's emergency authorization of convalescent plasma as a COVID-19 treatment, packaging it as "another achievement in ..


Reading the Biden/Sanders
manifesto (no, this is not a mistake,
Biden has taken Sander’s mandates as
his own), we realize how much trouble
our nation and we as individuals, would
be in when such draconian totalitarian
policies were enacted, as they surely
would be.
President Trump is a man who
respects law and order, unlike the
Democratic governors and mayors who
persist in allowing rampant looting,
anarchy and lawlessness in their states
and towns, and unlike the Democratic
candidates who continue to want to
defund, or “reallocate the money for”
the police — and who not only accept
the violence and mayhem in these
states and cities but are using these
crises as blackmail — saying all will
stop after they are elected.

(huh???  Law and Order? Trump University, Trump Charity- both frauds...White Nationalists given free reign to kill...fine people)

Basically it boils down to freedom
and opportunity versus dictatorship
and socialism — the government in
every area of our lives versus the
constitutional freedoms we now enjoy.
This is not an election of
personalities — it’s an election to
save the country from those forces
that want to “transform” it into
something that is the antithesis of
this country’s founding, changing
for the worst the most wonderful
country on Earth.

Trump is a horrible leader..stupid, ignorant and reckless..and he can't even pronounce "Yosemite"

look at the state of America today under the Trump presidency...it's a sorry mess

do ya think it's time for another political party aside from the GOP and Democrats?

Friday, August 28, 2020

Sunshine Superman

we stood on a beach at sunset, do you remember when? I know a beach where baby, it never ends


SLO couldn't have picked a worse police chief than the one they got...Cantrell is her name and after some controversies, she's headed for another police job...the news that sent up red flags was when Cantrell left her gun in a fast food restaurant bathroom, and it was stolen...what a ditz!! then the overreach on the BLM protest, charging the BLM chick with a felony with made-up evidence???



but I think they call it the Peter Principle or Murphy's Law...you reach the highest level of incompetence and then everything goes wrong... but the bottom line  is this lady should not be a cop anywhere...no way, no how


if the cops keep doing stupid things, like arresting and hand-cuffing an 8-year old child,  they should expect some blowback...they work for us

next Labor Day weekend will end summer and we should all party in our own way..the SB County Health Dept will close the beaches which is stupid because people are gonna go anyway...why? because of the negative ions...waterfalls, thunder storms, brooks and the sea make us feel good.. JFK said: "we are tied to the ocean. And when we go back to the sea, whether it is to sail or to watch it, we are going back from whence we came"

I knew this  chick once...she was full of negative ions!

Tuesday, August 18, 2020

Where the Streets Have No Name

The city's aflood and our love turns to rust we're beaten and blown by the wind trampled in dust

it took Wendy's ex Craig McCaw, the cell phone billionaire, five years to open Oliver's restaurant in Montecito and now he can't even serve food due to Covid! that's irony for you


so I'm so glad to see that the City of Carpinteria back-peddled on closing down Linden Ave or Main St to you tourists...when it comes to sidewalk cafe dining, Americans are so clumsy...I mean expecting people to eat in the street??  that's  where you put the in-laws at Thanksgiving

Carp still needs to lose the barricades and show some class, esp with our new neighbors Harry, Meghan, and Archie


the Europeans have outdoor dining down to an art, esp France... you can sit outside and watch les Parisiennes, the French Renaissnance art on the sidewalks, have a little vin avec du pain et du beurre...c'est tres bon!!

that's why it's good to study other cultures and not be afraid of anyone who's not a white, conservative, Christian, American kook

but still, the best place to eat a hot dog,  French fries and a Coke in Carpinteria is the beach

I got two pieces of advice for ya: 

never look a gift horse in the mouth
and never turn your back on a French woman riding a horse

Thursday, August 13, 2020

California Girls

I wish they all could be California Girls

FINALLY! 

some class 




among all the Broom Hildas


Thursday, August 6, 2020

Elenore

gee I think you're swell


so Ellen's getting flack for a toxic work environment on her TV show...they say she's mean but she didn't get to the top by being wishy-washy

I was driving through Summerland years ago and there was Ellen outside an antique store with her friend, loading up the SUV...

I stopped at the Stop Sign, backed up 100 ft, asked her if I could take a picture and she said  "well ok, since you asked"

she stopped what she was doing, stood there and smiled her big smile ...I said "Thank-You" 

I waved, drove away and that was that

I used the photo for my book about Santa Claus Lane

very nice lady

Tuesday, July 28, 2020

Whip It

whip it good


what country is this?? America? ok, just checking....I thought it was one of those third world shit-hole countries Trumpski brags about but honestly Lady Liberty, I still can see your pretty face, though nowadays it's getting hard to trace...


the dumbing down of America is concerning..in a dog park, some lady pepper-sprayed a couple who didn't wear masks...Trump is still pushing malaria drug Hydroxychloroquine as a Covid cure...the baseball season started without fans but still the Marlins got the Covid virus!


the right-wingers don't know the difference between anarchy and civil unrest..the gov't will issue more welfare checks while crying about the evils of socialism


Carpinteria jumped on the bandwagon and will close Linden Ave, a major thoroughfare, so restaurants can serve dinner outside, in the cold fog of summer...all this brainless mess due to the idiot Gov issuing orders,the rescinding, then re-issuing..


here's an idea: just open up the goddam city!!!


then we have White House Press Sec Kayleigh explaining why so many FOX NEWS anchors are getting fired for being sex pervs...


when in doubt, whip it out

Wednesday, July 22, 2020

If You Could Read My Mind

love, what a tale my thoughts could tell



so Orlando Bloom, the actor from Pirates of the Caribbean and Montecito resident, lost his little mutt but found only his flea collar...and he seems very sad...but somewhere Orlando, a coyote is very happy!


and there was a time when dog lover Wendy cared about her people employees and made them wear masks...




she must've known about the dangers lurking...I think they call that 'prescient'


Wendy, why didn't you warn Orlando Bloom his little dog was in danger??

Sunday, July 19, 2020

Every Breath You Take

every move you make, every vow you break, I'll be watching you



Sunday's News-Press was a classic QAnon primer...conspiracy theories abounding on the Editorial pages...BLM, the Squad and demonic Democratic forces combining to wipe out America..but you can't paint America with such a broad brush...


Andy Caldwell  complains about the Breathe Act from the Squad but pretty AOC wasn't involved with it...Andy's just a windbag for old, scared Christian Republicans, the kind who swoon when Trump holds up a bible as a prop in front of a church, with a stupid look on his face


Andy will lose his wager against Salud..the prob with the conservatives is they keep sending fringe candidates to compete and only a moderate can win, maybe they will figure it out...what's clear is we need another party made up of moderate, common sense Americans: The Mod Squad!


the Democrats are generally clueless wasting time on plaques and street names and following boozer Gavin Newsom right down the drain.....you can't stop Covid any more than you can stop the flu by shutting down small businesses


when Trump and the conservatives declare themselves the party of law and order, where were they when Trump was stealing money from Americans  with his phony Trump University and charity?? and why aren't they prosecuting the throngs of people who call me everyday with some illegal scam trying to loot my savings??


well, the conservative socialists are cooking up another "stimulus" scheme...where do they think that money is coming from??


remove Trump and Newsom and the people will clean up the mess they made


one way or another

Wednesday, July 15, 2020

Keep On Rockin' in the Free World

we got a thousand points of light

don't worry Earl, I'll protect you if they get any fancy ideas to topple you




all those concerts I saw as a kid, smoking Winstons and trying to be cool...Jefferson Airplane, Janis Joplin, Alice Cooper, the Grass Roots, the Doors, Eric Burdon and the Animals...
and the Horse Shows, carnivals and rodeos...and an animal refuge for fire victims...


Earl Warren Showgrounds is a California Landmark
and everso, it shall remain


now I heard on KTYD that Sambos restaurant is now Chad's ...some black chick with a dog named Rhett Butler decided she was offended by Sambos..HA!!


EDHAT is going crazy deleting comments..censoring the words they don't want me to see..HA!


and what about KTYD? the morning duo keeps calling everyone "the tribe"..the announcer calls everyone the "tribe" but I am not a member of any tribe...I'm a white guy


howz about a little Q&A

Q: When I hear/see people (mostly White people) using the words “tribe” or “spirit animal”, I get this gut feeling of  “Ugh. Please don’t use those words. They are not yours.”
A: Plains Native American here. I really dislike when White people use tribe in reference to their squad/circle because I feel like it white washes Indigenous people and their cultures and traditions.


Chief Mojo

so I think KTYD should change the morning mojo and stop demeaning Native people


and stop playing Poison!!!!

Tuesday, July 14, 2020

🎵Feelin' Alright?

I'm not feelin' too good myself🎵

look, I wish the people who are trying to control our lives would actually find out what COVID 19 is..as it stands now, they don't know anything which is witchy-why our brilliant governor closed everything down again




it's all guess work with these people

and ladies, you don't need  a mask when you're out on a hike!!

space cases

Friday, July 10, 2020

This Masquerade

we're lost in this masquerade


so the City of Goleta which has gone from cool to ???? is launching a  mask-wearing campaign... I remember the lemon groves, the drive-in, KMART and the Butterfly Grove but those fun days are gone


now we got gov't dictates repeated over and over as if chanting by Satanists: "I wanna kill, Satan is our pal"


but reading the signs I see the same old nonsense  and especially the hand washing...a few times a day is all that is necessary otherwise it becomes an obsessive-compulsive disorder


then Goleta says it is following the orders by the governor



well, I saw the gov on KEYT and he was jabbering about climate change...listen to this dude


he needs an exorcism!!

Thursday, July 9, 2020

Bella Linda

Bella Linda, try and understand / Bella Linda, I'm doin' all I can



Bella Vista is the big sod farm/polo farm/horse farm in Summerland owned by the hotel billionaire...ok, so this guy is a little more accomplished than me and he asked the Board of Supervisors for a permit to land helicopters squarely on his property..they said "NO" so he appealed and they say "NO NO NO" again with Das Williams casting the deciding vote "NO"



freaky

Das will allow pot farms to proliferate, but he won't allow a guy to fly helicopters from his multi-acre ranch...just another reason why Das needs to go


the neighbors complained about the noise from the choppers yet they live next to the highway..so do I and I love the energy here..the trains, the planes and cars are fun to watch..the noise is in the ear of the beholder and the birds don't seem to mind...




there is no"sensitive habitat" that a helicopter would disrupt which was an argument made by the enviro-nut lawyer

years ago when Prince William and Duchess Kate visited the Polo Fields, they arrived by helicopters..the whole entourage did!! it was cool


so let the skybirds keep singing and I would advise Bella Vista to keep landing the helicopters there because I like watching them


and nobody listens to the Board of Supes anyway