Ode To Billie Joe

"There was a virus going 'round, Papa caught it and he died last Spring"

well what am I gonna do with my welfare check? part of it is going back the US Treasury and the rest will go to California..it is tax season you know

so Trumpski is doing lots of press conferences due to the coronavirus and one thing is clear, he sucks at them..gets defensive, snaps at reporters, lies...he is used to the wasteful rallies where adoring fans cheer every word of his silly tweets...all orchestrated of course

now if Trump or the press secretary held regular press conferences, they might have learned about the C-Virus months ago and taken some action..but not Trump

Trump says he's the war time president but denies help to Michigan  Gov. Gretchen Whitmer because she "wasn't nice" to him... 

Trump is nuts and certainly is no FDR

there's a virus going 'round...

that's all you need to know

Don't Stand So Close To Me

don't stand so, don't stand so close to me

local gov'ts are offering inane advice to combat the corona virus: stay 6 ft away from people, wash your hands often and stay indoors... I don't think encouraging obsessive-compulsive behavior is the answer

then the mayors shut down restaurants, bars, prohibit alcohol which hurts small businesses...you should be able to go into a bar or pub for a few beers, especially when people are panicking and over-reacting...but not in SLO..no beer for St Patrick's Day!

Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer - and another one!

then we got Trump throwing financial  gimmicks at the market which is falling quicker than your mother can unbutton her overalls

what has happened to America?

Touch Me

c'mon c'mon c'mon now touch me babe, can't you see that I am not afraid

so I'm watching KEYT (the parent company News-Press & Gazette endorsed Trump!!) and they got a new girl reporter, strawberry blonde...mmmmmm!!

then John P comes on with a story about how Isla Vista is a ghost town due to the Corona virus...bet those kids drink lots of Corona!

then one guy stops in the road behind John and flashes him but too far out of reach for JP to take a crack at him

what's with these youngsters nowadays??

Mercy, Mercy, Mercy

and she knocks me off my feet, have mercy on me

I forgot to acknowledge Women's Day so here's to them

I like her nipples!

there's really nothing better than laying into a new woman  for the first time

thank-you

Highway 61

But the second mother was with the seventh son
And they were both out on Highway 61

I put Super Session on the turntable Super Tuesday to get the mood right...I don't listen to KTYD anymore because they censor music..in AMERICA!! politics is down and dirty but that's what freedom costs....sometimes

now, for the record, Carpinteria is about avocados and the wonderful ranches.... the flower growers-turned-drug dealers came later

but there's some talk about the cannabis smell in Carpinteria..the issue is pitting neighbor against neighbor, making enemies of former friends, kinda like the Civil War

and the issue between Laura Capps and Das Williams hasn't been settled yet though Das holds a slim lead, maybe too much for Laura to overcome...the drug cartel in Carp was solidly behind their boy Das (they even bought him a panga boat!) and recreational drug use...recreational drug is an oxymoron and stoners are morons but the cartels (pot growers) depend on druggies to make money

Das's new panga boat!

it is ironic that the polling place was Casa De Los Flores, the tax-payer funded halfway house by the highway and close to the pot farms on Highway 192...everyone is high up there!

I've watched lots of shady people coming and going from the Casa and watched the cops visit the place on a regular basis...I may have to go undercover to see what's really going on over there

but back to the smell...of course there's an odor..that's a lot of weed under those greenhouses where flowers once grew..ornamental and odorless, but pretty and now replaced with non-native, invasive pot (haha)

the odors are along Highway 192 from the Polo fields to just past the Carp high school where the worst offenders are concentrated...the smell doesn't bother me much but if I had to live next to a pot farm, I may be affected moreso...

so the farmers need to mitigate the odors to satisfy the neighbors.. I don't care how they do it but whatever they use now does not work

if Das wins the election, he better put down that bong and get to work..if Laura wins, I have no doubt she'll tackle the issue without fear or favor of friend or foe

like the News-Press used to do