Okie From Muskogee

a place where even squares can have a ball

so Covid case are surging according to somebody and Gov Newsom-the-Nuisance appeared before the camera with that silly hairdo and bloodshot eyes, threatening people who don't wear masks...

the only research these clowns offer is some cheezy video showing in night-vision some guy sneezing  and measuring how far the snot flies...and if you get sneezed on, you could get Covid! that is not scientific research...I swear I've never seen so many stupid governors in my life, all across the USA...libs and conservatives

look, this is California, not Oklahoma..people don't sneeze on each other, they don't have sex with their daughters and sisters, although we do like holding hands and pitching woo

if the weather ever clears up for summer, then the beach is the place to be for the 4th..and we know which beach is best, don't we, Santa Claus!!

and nothing has changed, only the news...wearing a mask is the default solution the politicians always fall back on because they know next to nothing

to be safe, I splash Holy Water on my face every morning to stay Covid-free

and you know what?

it seems to be working

It Doesn't Matter

it's nothing but dreaming anyhow

DUCKS LIVES MALLARD

when white folks hear BLM, they always cry "what about white lives, what about all lives, what about blue lives??"

well, what about them?

the issue is cops killing black people...that's what's going on and that is where the focus should be

the pity of this is there's been no leadership from Trump because he is an imbecile...God Forbid he gets re-elected...America can't afford four more years of this clown

if Trump was the president, he would have addressed the American people from the Oval Office and gone through the issues intelligently..but that won't happen

A FAREWELL TO ARMS

now we got morons pulling down statues and monuments without any consideration of the context...don't they teach history anymore in school?? the Civil War? the blood lost on American soil?? statues of confederate soldiers depict an important part of American history that should not be feared...

a sense of reverence will be yours when you travel through the south and see the battlegrounds, the flags, the monuments

remember: it's only ok to tear down monuments in other countries after we invade... like Iraq!

for those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it

4th of July

meet me out by the fireworks tonight

UPDATE: Gov Nuisance ORDERED masks to be worn outside but gave no proof masks will help stop Covid-19

it's true!! the News-Press is going BLACK!!

so Carpinteria and Santa Barbara have canceled the Fourth of July due to the virus issue...it seems the biggest fear now is large gatherings..well, if that's the case, why did they allow all these pro-growthers in?? more housing, more hotels, more development means more people...dummies

and Highway 101 is being widened even though we don't  need it...the pro-growth people need it to get to Santa Barbara three minutes quicker..but that's a myth..the more people you allow here, the more the highways will clog..look at LA!!

but I like seeing lots of people at the beach so we're just gonna have to celebrate the 4th by ourselves

hit the beaches from Santa Barbara to Carpinteria..I wanna see BBQs, thongs, tits and ass, Coppertone, kids, tons of cars, umbrellas and beach balls and straw hats and more tits!!

that's what I wanna see this 4th of July

goddamit, I wanna see America!!

Sometimes Good Guys Don't Wear White

but tell your mama and your papa...sometimes good guys don't wear white

ok you little faggots..listen up..I won't stand for censorship..go ahead, call me a cracker..I don't care..play metal hair music from the 1970s?  big deal

sometimes cops get lucky!!

hey, I was just kidding about 'Gone with the Wind'...these things need to be looked at in the proper historical context

is Santa Barbara open yet? I haven't been in a coon's age but I don't want Mayor Murrillo hiding behind a tree to jump out and tell me to put a mask on...

I don't like this leg hold at all...the carotid artery???
'The carotid arteries are major blood vessels in the neck that supply blood to the brain, neck, and face.'

I now know this is a method to subdue someone that some cops use...but messing with the carotid artery by kneeling on the neck seems so inhumane, so lacking in justification...just so chickenshit...use sweet talk instead

I know State Street is kinda messed up..the restaurants are moving people onto the sidewalks to eat and moving pedestrians into the street...

so I guess no cars are allowed..used to be a homeless guy would be arrested for sitting on a bench on a State St. sidewalk, but now he may just walk up and sit down to lunch with you 

long as he ain't black

My Fair Share

Justice is a lady, lay me down with Justice in a long white gown

drunks are a problem

police reform needs to happen and that means the people have to stop relying on the cops for every little thing...cops have to be baby-sitters, drug counselors, parents, disciplinarians among other things...it's a tough job dealing with so many crazy people on a daily basis

cop car computer

I went on a ride-along with a cop friend once and we did a stake-out, escorted a drunk to jail, cruised State St.. I saw the county and city jails and then to the shooting range in the police quarters basement...that was awesome...BAM BAM BAM...shot the place up very skillfully...the cops  are trained to use lethal force if needed

we cruised State St...like rock stars

so change and refine the job duties, some examples-no more answering domestic violence cases...that's the family's responsibility...I've seen the cops get called multiple times for the same residence! it's ridiculous and very dangerous for the cops and wastes my tax money...stop pulling people over on the highway for a busted tail light...record the car and send them a ticket

I supported the cops when the right-wingers were trying to defund their pensions/benefits..back when the Santa Barbara News-Press tried unsuccessfully to destroy a cop's career because the officer kept busting the wealthy-by-divorce owner's (Wendy McCuckoo) friends for DUI

I will always support the cops

but the cops are not there to protect white people from black people, they are not the KKK, Hell's Angels or the mob goon squad 

that change needs to start from the top down-

get to it

Honky Cat

get back, Honky Cat

Part Two in a series

hey I want Elton to change the name 'Honky' becuz I'm offended by it being a honky

let's see: Aunt Jemima

The famous breakfast brand owned by Pepsi Co's Quaker Oats division first introduced its iconic "mammy" mascot back in 1889. Scholars regard the mammy as a stereotypical depiction of black women who served as maids and nannies to white families during and after slavery.

Back then Aunt Jemima, wore a red bandana, bright red lipstick, and an apron. She also used to say grammatically incorrect catch phrases like, "I's in town, honey!


Uncle Ben

Uncle Ben is depicted as a bow tie-wearing servant. And no, the company's founders were not his nephews or nieces. 

The "Uncle" in his name was a common 19th century pejorative term used to describe an elderly, submissive black male slave

whey dey at now??

Gone With The Wind

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn

[First in a Series]

'On the walls were seven paintings of the story of “Little Black Sambo,” a retelling of the popular children’s book Little Black Sambo that was written by Helen Bannermen, a Scottish woman living in India. The book was published in America in 1900'

I worked at Sambo's restaurant in the 1970s as a cook...taught me a work ethic..back then you worked for a living-no GoFundMe nonsense- but I never considered or saw any racism at SAMBO'S...there were paintings of the Indian kid and tigers but I read in EDHAT that some chick wants the last Sambo's in Santa Barbara on Cabrillo Blvd to change its name..she thinks it is racist against blacks

racist??? no way

Little Black Sambo is INDIAN, not African. There were no tigers in Africa when the book was first written

the chick is Rashelle Monet and she's using George Floyd's death to sell dog beds..and get this, one of her dog's she named Rhett Butler, from Gone with the Wind, a racist movie if there ever was one

'when Vivien Leigh’s Scarlett O’Hara slapped Butterfly McQueen for being what Rhett Butler called “a simple darkie,” the white audience roared with laughter.'

The Dog Bed-About the Founder

just another darkie??

'Rashelle’s life mission is to make the world a better place. She is the proud owner of Rhett Butler and Umbii, her dogs that inspired her to create the Umbii Bed.
Umbii evolved from a simple idea to a full blown start-up at the Scheinfeld Center. After taking the Enterprise Launch class, I found my purpose. I acquired knowledge and great network of people who believed in me, saw my vision, pointed me in the right direction and who have been with me every step of the way.

The Umbii Bed is a chew resistant dog bed that your dog cannot get off of. The patented system includes a dog bed that contains a removable platform, which connects to a tether and a specialized choke free harness. Unlike crates, the Umbii design allows you to pet, reward and interact your pet while also keeping him/her within a limited area – the bed.'

so the chick is a DOG CHICK!!! a nutjob....and a hypocrite...

this is just all bullshit..she wants to BOYCOTT Sambo's restaurant

but I say BOYCOTT THE UMBII BED UNTIL RASHELLE MONEY, I MEAN MONET CHANGES HER DOG'S NAME!!!

Special Care

has been taken
To make you aware of the forsaken
If you don't care they will come and
Burn your house down, yeah
[Unintelligible] sometime and talk [unintelligible]
About how all men are created equal
Only some, they more equal than others

as America riots and burns, I see Santa Cruz Island is burning, too..over 700 acres!! the thing is if you go over for a hike and step on a native plant, they will kill you just like they killed all those pigs..they'll fly over you in a helicopter and shoot you..so be careful

who is they? it's the NPS and Nature Conservancy, killers of thousands of animals and they didn't even go to prison! of course the restoration to save the inbred fox was a scam...these people are nothing more than eco-terrorists..

the foxes are not free

they got biologists over there monitoring the foxes for diseases, radio collars on them and tagging eagles and micromanaging nature to the nth degree...

they are constantly trying to get rid of non-native species using cheap student labor, and they plant natives but what they don't get is the wind carries seeds everywhere...no concern for native or non-native

Sara Orangetips-are you native...or non-native??

but what I don't hear is what the fire did to the foxes and native plants..did it magically by-pass the natives?

the islands were much better off when owned by the ranchers and horses ran wild and goats and pigs weren't being picked off by thugs in gov't helicopters

that's what the National Parks Service and Nature Conservancy are:

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