oh what a beautiful morning!

oh what a beautiful day..I've got a wonderful feeling....eveything's going my way....

ok I get up early because I need to take the truck into Graham Chevrolet for an oil change...it shouldn't be more than an hour or so, so I take the bike along... I get there around 8:30 AM and they take care of biz..Graham Chevrolet is a top notch dealer! never a problem with them..

so I hop on the bike and start riding to kill some time but it is a really nice morning...quiet and sunny so I go to MacKenzie Park across from the gaudy Gelson's parking lot where Tony DeNunzio met his fate..and he's been beating women ever since ....what a man!!

but the day is lovely so to hell with Tony and his little dramas....the park is home to two nice fields for Pony League baseball...I definitely support that...so I go get a News-Press after a few tries..the vending machines are messed up! so I get a paper after losing one whole dollar and sit down at the park, under a tree...it's very peaceful and there's little house on the hill above the park with a gazebo...it's very charming...all in all, Santa Barbara is very charming town....I love the old military building there, too...

ok so the sun is shining and the birds are chirping and I'm pretty happy..then I read the front page of the News-Press and there's 1st District supe Salud and  wannabe Carole Lieff...there was a debate between them and I'll wait for community TV to see it....but Carole was all yellowy and prettied up, looking like a conservative mom who never worked a real job in her life!

the article goes on to say she's the anti-pension candidate and that she was arrested once in 2010 to show how tax money is wasted..they didn't say why she was arrested...so I gotta guess and ..and.. what? prostitution??

anyhoo, I go back and swing by the empty lot next Graham's and grab some awesome lemons..there's these lemon trees by the creek..you gotta see them to believe them

...then I get my newly oiled truck then head to 7/11..a rather unattractive lady in a big black Land Rover comes ripping into the parking lot..she follows me around the store and follows me out..then she gets in her car and opens the driver side door....I swear this happened...then she faces me as I get in my truck and she starts licking her thing she bought at 7/11!! I don't know what it was, maybe an OREO cookie, but she was reallly using her tongue in a wild, sexual way and looking at me.. I couldn't believe it!!

but I guess I'm supposed to figure that chick out, too....

growing pains

what would we do baby, without us?


back in Dec 2011, I did a post on the Weil Tennis Academy in Ojai...in the post were some characters: Stephen Baldwin, least of the Baldwin bros..and Baldwin's business partner, some producer guy named Alex whatever..and even Peter Lance was mentioned...

well, here's an update on the gals!

these three guys should have showed up at the casting call for the Three Stooges! I hear the movie is good and already creating some controversy..the original Stooges did that too, mixing politics in with their zany comedy..that's why people still love 'em!

anyway, back to the knuckleheads Baldwin, Lance and whathisname..I hear Peter Lance has a new spy novel out called "Blow Dry"...about the beauty secrets of the ladies of Santa Barbara Police Dept....

these three guys cry about gov't conspiracies, easy money for Jesus and all sorts of issues that the normal person would not really worry about..so I'm thinking that these guys must all be mental..

and now I can add one more knucklehead to the bunch..Kirk Cameron, an ex-actor of a silly sitcom with Carp resident Alan Thicke called "Growing Pains"...Kirk for some reason turned into a brainwashed TV evangelical..the absolutely worst kind of con artist

a recent interview had Kirk and Baldwin fawning over each other: Kirk Cameron can rest easy at night knowing at least one Baldwin brother has got his back. Stephen Baldwin, the born again Christian Baldwin brother, spoke out in support of the comments Cameron made on Piers Morgan's CNN show.


"GREAT JOB Kirk !!! Let's pray one day Piers Morgan finds true Salvation, God Bless!" he tweeted in support. He was referring to the Growing Pains actor's remarks that homosexuality is "unnatural" and he wouldn't support his son if he came out.

oh fucking Jesus..two morons who couldn't make it as actors are now preaching morality....neither of these guys would support their sons if their sons were gay?? really?

nature provides for a certain percentage of populations to be gay..that's all there is to it...some of the little foxes on the Channel Islands are gay..some cats and dogs are too..that little dachsund humping your leg...he's a fag!!

and some people are....it's biology...

using the bible to support bigotry and homophobia is pretty pathetic....the evangelical ignorance can't stand against civil rights...and these crazy phony bible thumpers are against civil rights....

so after watching Baldwin and Cameron obsess and fixate on gays, my only conclusion is these two guys are really closet queers...look at them...they are effeminate, don't have real jobs, and wear make-up! and does Kirk have a new book out called "Gay Secrets"???

I think these two dudes are in love with each other!!

shady ladies

NEWS-PRESS COLUMNIST ENCOURAGES PEOPLE TO BOYCOTT McDONALDS!!

ok so off I go into the wild blue yonder...well... into Santa Barbara to see if I can talk to Michelle Malkin or some other promiscuous conservative lady at the Reagan Ranch Center...I could be the werewolf in the girls dorm...hmmm.....but it's closed tighter than a ketchup bottle...geez everything down here today, Saturday, looks frigid and sterile...there's no life..everyone looks like a mannequin...

so I press my face close to the front door windows and lick the glass in case some hot babe was leaning against it last night.....but today it looks like a tomb inside the Reagan Ranch Center....I suddenly become very frightened and head for my truck...then I get some breakfast at McDonald's....

I know Michelle was at the Reagan Ranch Center because the News-Press had a little blurb about it on page 6...this was the Clare Boothe Luce Center get-together for conservative gals I posted about earlier..

then I hear the News-Press and Michelle Malkin are calling for a boycott on great American businesses like McDonald's and Coca Cola...when I was a teen, I went to the Ray Kroc Ranch in Santa Ynez and it was cool..huge and air conditioned..outside it was unbearably hot so everyone stayed inside..that's the day I vowed to live by the ocean for the rest of my life...butr the house had a theater, a huge industrial kitchen, giant sofas, a pool room, a pool...just too much ..I'm thankful I don't need all that stuff! but I know it's there if I ever need it...

Michele's got her panties up over something, but calling for a boycott of two American icons because she doesn't agree with something they did is just dumb...but this is teabag mentality and it can't be explained....

and Wendy ought to be ashamed of herself for denigrating a great American business and supporting a boycott of McDonalds!

and why?? because they are upset that some companies have severed ties with the group call ALEC....a nonprofit lobbying group that has recently turned ultra-conservative with donors like the Koch Bros, the ALEC groups tries to buy influence among conservative legislators to help with the corps bottom line and discriminate against public workers, students, poor people, minorities and anyone else that scares them!!

http://alecexposed.org/wiki/What_is_ALEC%3F


they have waged war against the American working class...mainly the public sector unions but the private sector unions have taken notice too and are banding together with the public workers...

Michelle Malkin thinks ALEC is just a bunch of nice conservatives who write pro-free market legislation for their representatives! and she also thinks the Arizona Federation of Teachers is a militant group...but the real reason so many American institutions are fleeing any association with ALEC is not because of "progressive" pressure, it's because of progressive investigative journalism...ALEC has become a front group for wealthy white guys....PERIOD!..they have lobbied for all the anti worker laws and the helped create conservative hysteria against public workers, teachers, poor people, student voting..and the list goes on and on....these are the very same people who cheered while ENRON was robbing California!!!

and ALEC sprinkles some golddust on nuts lile Michelle to be their media mouth..how else do you think Michelle gets money??

and McDonald's is the definition of American capitalism and charity... and it teaches young people a work ethic!!

ok... Wendy and Nipper knowingly printed Michelle's call to boycott McDonalds..a Santa Barbara institution! Wendy bought and destroyed the credibility of the News-Press, and now she's calling for a boycott of McDonalds!!

so Santa Barbara businesses that advertise in the News-Press....what are you going to do about it???

pieces of april

I keep in a memory bouquet....

wow..what a day..thunder and lightning.. rain and wind...rainbows.... clouds

it's April 13th....will the stock market crash? will my Smart Meter turn on me? will a eucalyptus tree fall on me? while I was pondering various disaster scenerios, I heard a big bang.... saw some flashing light and thought a transformer blew but no....all electricity is on.....

then BAM..a long thunderous roll...wow..this is cool..thunder and bolts of lightning and driving rain...then I go to Vons and it really starts like a Texas downpour....awesome..see what happens when they seed the clouds!

if it keeps up I might miss Casablanca or Silence of the Lambs tonight! that's ok..I have my books and my poetry to protect me...a flashlight and a little transistor radio..what else do I need?

nothing.....

and then the rain stopped but it was really windy and cold..I don't know why but I felt like I was in France for some reason...then my old Goya was delivered and it was far out!!

then I looked up in the sky and a big French poodle was forming in the clouds..a big white French poodle...look and you'll see it...then I heard the French Festival will be back in full force this year...

this is all music to my ears!

chain of fools

chain chain chain....chain of fools
well....it seems a few DINOs are pissed at Das Williams for...being Das, I guess..and winning elections...we have some Democrats who are tied to Susan Jordan's apron strings...and they've formed a little chain of fools....and Pedro Nava is leading the charge

remember when Pedro ran up to Ojai to shed some tears for a dead bear..for the cameras...for Wendy..for a spot on the gravy train...for some billable hours perhaps

but Pedrobear is the weakest link in this little chain...Pedro, ever since he left office, has been snuggling up to Wendy..trying to pass himself off as an animal rights activist, I saw him at the Wayne Pacelle garden party ...Wayne is the head of the US Humane Society and all those society gals love him...and Wendy does too...Pedro was there sucking up to all those folks and writing letters to the News-Press about his love for the furry little critters..but WAyne wasn't too happy to see me when I asked him about all those animals the Nature Con and Parks Service killed...the owls foxes eagles pigs...Wayne seemed a bit confused

but anyway, I don't trust Pedro one little bit...and Pedro's still mad at Das for beating his wife Susan Jordan in the last election...Das Williams derailed Susan Jordan's bid to replace her husband, Assemblyman Pedro Nava, D-Santa Barbara, in the 35th Assembly Distirct.

so the plot thickens as the Pedrobear tries to mount a challenge to Das Williams' friend Hannah Beth Jackson.... nicknamed "Taxin'Jackson" by the News-Press, Pedro hates her and Das and is endorsing a guy named Jason Hodge..Jason is the hubby of Fiona Ma, the chick in San Francisco who helped orchestrate the strawberry hysteria over Das and unions...she's also in a power struggle with Das..

now wouldn't it be nice if Jason could join his wife Fiona in Sacramento..to continue the love story:

About seven months after they'd met, Ma proposed that Hodge accompany her on a political trip to Shanghai. He did, and one night as they walked the city's streets, made a proposal of his own: marriage. The long-distance couple hopes to spend more time together in the future - Hodge is running for state Assembly in 2012 and if elected, would be able to live with his wife in Sacramento during the workweek.

hey who paid for that Shanghai trip?? the taxpayers??

and that is what this is all about..that's why Pedrobear hates Das...because Pedro was certain that wifey poo Susan would take over his assembly seat..but she lost..and now he wants Hodge to beat Das' pal Hannah-Beth for the Democratic ticket to face Mike Stoker...

well, I may have to give the nod to Stoker on this one!

she's a must to avoid

a complete impossiblity...

La Casa de la Raza gets under Wendy's skin...News-Press blames La Casa de la Raza for "omitting to inform them" about a news conference!

ok so there's a war of words brewing between a non-profit- La Casa de la Raza- and a can't -make-a-profit, the News-Press..and the latest NP editorial was pretty funny

I can always tell when Wendy or Nipper write editorials because their grammar is so sinful..I mean they are supposed to be educated, right... and noble, right?

then how can you explain this: "Free speech is a among the most important principles in a community. Recently, La Casa de la Raza held a news conference about its financial issues and omitted to inform the News-Press"...

omitted to inform?? I think Wendy was so angry at the Casa for the lawyer's letter they sent demanding a retraction from an old story, that she omitted to look in a dictionary..what a fucking dumbass she is!!

and Wendy after just claiming she loves free speech, took issue with the speech on the Raza website criticizing the News-Press reporting! haha..

http://www.lacasadelaraza.org/

the she goes on: it was a cowardly act to try and garner competitive media...

so now Wendy hates free market competition???

so basically Wendy is blaming La Casa for her decision to run a front page story of an old story about La Casa..she took the story from her freebie latino paper and ran it in the News-Press without any fact-checking..

calling La Casa cowardly and suggesting they shut down because she feels slighted is just silly!

...then she lectures them on finances...let's see.... the value since she bought the News-Press has dropped 50 percent at least; her economic advisor Lanny Ebenstein has documented money problems up north...her employees and relations have drug issues, and she preaches about cowards!

Wendy is the biggest nutjob in Santa Barbara.....and I'll never omit to tell you what I think of her ilk.

meanwhile the News-Press issued yet another correction in their Das Williams/ Montalvo Farms "story"..geez, why even write it in the first place??

ladies of the canyon

what a bunch of sluts they are!

conservative women unite for gala at Wendy's Reagan Ranch Center sometime in April...the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Center has lined up psycho teabagger Michelle Malkin to speak to the ladies about leadership and make funny faces when the camera is on....Michelle always looks like she's trying to stick her tongue in her nose when she speaks! that tongue should be used for other things if you know what mean..but she reminds me of an Asian carp..a non-native species

and Michelle's stint on FOX News made her some money, but her business acumen didn't get her very far..

Washington, DC, USA, April 24, 2006 — Hot Air, the world’s first conservative Internet broadcast network, launches today. Founder and CEO Michelle Malkin leads a multi-talented, tech-savvy staff on the cutting edge of the Internet video/TV convergence.

Hot Air’s ground-breaking, irreverent daily video newscast, “Vent with Michelle Malkin,” tackles media sacred cows and left-wing shibboleths — harnessing the best blog reporting and analysis across the Internet. Today’s inaugural newscast skewers U.S. high-tech titans kowtowing to China’s tyrants.

This is not your father’s nightly news.
Hot Air exposes new viewers of all political stripes to the world of videoblogging, animation, and podcasting. The network has signed on independent affiliates from Paris to Washington, D.C. Advertisers have lined up; Hot Air has already sold pre-roll video ads through the first week.


http://michellemalkinisanidiot.com/

so who's Clare?? Clare Booth Luce was a conservative socialite and her society recently named Sarah Palin Woman of the Year!

and I think I know why...because Sarah is a sexpot! and Clare was too according to a 2008 book: But a new biography which reveals the sexual exploits of author Roald Dahl, while he was a British spy in America during the war, is certainly not suitable bed-time reading for his younger fans.
 The new biography, by American journalist Jennet Conant, draws on previously unpublished Dahl letters and other documents, and is a comprehensive account of the authors wartime exploits as a RAF attache.


Among his conquests were, Millicent Rogers, heiress to a Standard Oil fortune and Clare Boothe Luce, a right-wing congresswoman and sex-mad wife of the publisher of Time magazine.
Dahl once told friends that Boothe Luce, who was 13 years older, had left him 'all f***** out' after spending three nights in bed with her.

and Clare, who was pretty hot in her younger alive days, began an affair with a guy named Henry Luce of Time Magazine and got all sorts of perks...Clare was a promiscous little slut, like most conservative women..Clare was kinda like Dr. Laura sleeping her way to fame and fortune! Wendy too getting cash from a rich ex-husband...and Clare was born out of wedlock! her parents were a dancer and a musician...well.. she can't be all bad!

she hated Castro and communism which today have been replaced by Islam as something for conservatives to fear..so maybe I'll go to the gala dressed as a Muslim and offer free transvaginal inspections to the gals..who knows, I might get lucky!