Dream On

Yeah / Every time that I look in the mirror / All these lines on my face gettin' clearer, the past is gone

is it safe?

ok so maybe I was off by a couple hunnerd meters..the dead guy (NOT ME!! DREAM ON, DREAM ON MOTHERFUCKERS!!!) was found further down the marsh towards Linden...so I guess I feel better because that means he wasn't wandering off in the Forbidden Zone...on the outskirts where I got my spots to hang out but I can't divulge that info right now...me and the kites and the foxes kinda like our privacy

so I'm left to speculate since nobody wants to give any info on the corpse....ok they need to investigate....so ok let them

now it appears the place he was found is closer to the beach houses and that little mobile home park..it's really a neat area...pretty and everything but overgrown with native plants....there's a nice little fence.. a wooden fence that is covered by overgrown natives...people need to prune every now and then

nice fence buried by natives

conceiveably, someone could knife you in the natives and drag your body into the marsh for the buzzards to dispose of....they even got some weird binoculars so you can look at the birds..or dead bodies

being that the Avocado Fest was going on and the new beer and wine gardens were open, serving that stupid Avocado Ale..the dude could have been drunk and it was hot so beer in hot weather will dehydrate you and maybe he just dried up...

speaking of festivals, the Taste of Milpas party was Saturday and they had beer and wine gardens, tastings and demos and...I guess there's some maketing mania going on by the Milpas Association...they advertised the homeless, advertised getting rid of them, advertised they won Best Neighborhood, advertised how safe it is now ..and then this party type deal

geez, Milpas hasn't changed that much over the years..I still love the area but these newbies come in and think they are saving the world.....

everyone sure seems to be trying to force feed us alot lately...the chubby blonde busy-body is behind all this? that Sharon chick who works for the freebie Sentinel?? and the SB View..and she was crying about the city permits and regulations for the Taste of Milpas events!

http://www.santabarbaraview.com/

gee, Sharon, you just can't put out beer kegs on the street corners and guzzle away!!

the last thing Milpas needs is more fat bossy white chicks trying to tell me where to eat...and bitching and moaning about the gov't that helps keep..well...Santa Barbara..Santa Barbara

so I'll have my usual burger at Milpas Jack in the Box- and she's just gonna have to deal with it

Midnight Confessions

when I tell all the world that I love you

after all my gushing about the Carp Salt Marsh, seems we may have a murder mystery brewing here....a body was found in the marsh at the UCSB study/eco area...lots of students walk around the marsh to collect samples and such..plus there's lots of beach houses on the perimeter..or maybe the train tracks coughed up a transient killer..the body was found during the Avocado Festival...but let's see what turns up.. I saw the story on KEYT with Alys Martinez standing there looking all pretty by the marsh....those KEYT girls...yummmmm...


now the marsh is a beautiful thing, but beautiful things often have a dark side....one theory I'm investgating is there may be a Salt Marsh monster lurking...they say there's a ghost down there...native or non-native? I don't know but stay tuned, ok?



hey, here's a sex scandal out of Arroyo Grande....the city manager, Steve Adams, resigned after being found in City Hall after hours with a chick named Teresa McClish, who happens to be a city employee...from the reports out of the San Luis Obispo media, the duo looked disheveled you know how you look after having sex in the conference room late at night...

Adams has been at the center of a controversy since mid-August, when the public learned that five police officers found Adams and Community Development Director Teresa McClish alone late at night in City Hall on July 3.

Read more here: http://www.sanluisobispo.com/2014/10/01/3274010_steve-adams-arroyo-grande.html?&rh=1#storylink=cpy

the cops have filed a no confidence complaint against Adams....

A deputy city attorney investigation in July found no violations of city policies or state laws. Adams and McClish told the attorney that they had a few drinks at two restaurants in the Village that night and were talking in Adams' office to ensure they were safe to drive home.

midnight confessions??

but officers described Adams and McClish as looking disheveled. Adams appeared unkempt, with his shirt partially untucked and his hair uncombed, and appeared agitated when speaking to the officers, according to the police statements.

A few of the officers who saw McClish described her as holding a shirt or article of clothing in front of her chest.....

geez, I'm like totally turned on right now...but another look at the story from calcoastnews..I like this news outfit...no BS, just the biz

http://calcoastnews.com/2014/09/sex-scandal-sinks-ag-police-officer-confidence/


In the past, Adams has insisted on firing employees discovered to be in romantic relationships with subordinate employees. However, in this case, assistant city attorney Michael McMahon called the officers on the telephone, and then asked "leading" questions during what the officers describe as a "hostile interrogation instead of a fact finding process."

so either these two have a drinking problem or a love problem or a drinking and love problem...did they have an affair? well, if they did they should move it to a hotel not City Hall...there's nothing wrong with people having sex..it happens all the time...let's see, the last time I had sex...well forget it...

but seriously there's a time and place for everything....conduct business at City Hall and fulfil the role you were hired for....

allegedly, there was a missing tape of the lovebirds in City Hall and yes I have obtained an exclusive transcript..don't ask me how, I just did..Adams and McClish had play names for each other..Christian and Anastasia..I don't know what's up with that


City Hall-After Hours

"Does this mean you’re going to make love to me tonight, Christian?" Holy shit. Did I just say that? His mouth drops open slightly, but he recovers quickly.
"No, Anastasia it doesn’t. Firstly, I don’t make love. I fuck… hard. Secondly, there’s a lot more paperwork to do, and thirdly, you don’t yet know what you’re in for. You could still run for the hills. Come, I want to show you my playroom."
My mouth drops open. Fuck hard! Holy shit, that sounds so… hot. But why are we looking at a playroom? I am mystified.
"You want to play on your Xbox?" I ask. He laughs, loudly.
"No, Anastasia, no Xbox, no Playstation. Come."… Producing a key from his pocket, he unlocks yet another door and takes a deep breath.
"You can leave anytime. The helicopter is on stand-by to take you whenever you want to go, you can stay the night and go home in the morning. It’s fine whatever you decide."
"Just open the damn door, Christian."
He opens the door and stands back to let me in. I gaze at him once more. I so want to know what’s in here. Taking a deep breath I walk in.
And it feels like I’ve time-traveled back to the sixteenth century and the Spanish Inquisition.
Holy fuck."

the sound of your footsteps, telling me that you're near.... 

Wild World

oh, baby baby it's a wild world

people have pets because they don't want to be alone, they are afraid of being alone..but we're all alone..we're born alone, and we die alone...pets fill some sick neediness inside certain people with hollow hearts....they clutch the furry critters unless it's a fish you have as a pet, and when the pet passes away, they cry and cry all day...because they are in essense, alone again

food for thought!

 

 so I'm not surprised that the dead dog story made it to the front page of the News-Press..it's seems a little silly that these stories should be featured on the front page...but it's Wendy's paper and she can do whatever she wants and she's all about dogs...

now I read the story but couldn't stop laughing...not outta meanness..it's just that the picture of the woman and her dogs..well I try mightily to stay away from these types of women..poor thing looks all sad and pathetic and conservative and probably all boozed up...and if you look closely, alot of these ladies are cross-eyed!

now me, I don't need a pet unless she's the kinda pet with a nice sweet avocado ass

pets

but these odd gals, recent transplants, live in the wooded areas and can't deal with wildlife...she..well look at her..she ain't got a wild bone in her body

and the dog...the little thing looks like a skunk! if a coyote did kill her dog, he probably thought it was a skunk which is why he was hiding behind the bushes..a surprise attack so he wouldn't get sprayed!!

A coyote's favorite food items are small mammals, such as rabbits, mice, voles and shrews. Coyotes will also eat birds, frogs, skunks, berries, insects ...

how can these people, these weird white conservative women live in the hills of California and be so clueless??? where'd they come from? Orange County??

I got one word for those who don't unnerstand this concept of killing to eat-

food chain

Everything that touches you

touches me....love love love love..everything is love..love love...

well there's lots of reasons to love Carpinteria and the Avocado Festival is one of them..3 days of peace, love and guacamole and music..man, that's what it's all about...

and girls! lotsa pretty girls!

now this year,  the marketers tried to push the booze on everyone with the Avocado Ale and the wine and beer gardens...and the guacamole contest judges are Nipper and muppie Gabe Saglie, two dunces from the News-Press and a few other local radio and TV people..well..that's ok...

good point!

these people on the Avocado Fest board will finally catch on to Nipper and his antics....karma will win in the end...as you can see by the mess they made of the News-Press...and everything they touch..the NP is made up of a bunch of druggies and I see a former News-Press receptionist, a methhead boozer was in court to face her karma...only a matter of time before these folks catch on, like I said...for now, all they see is Wendy's money!!

but anyway, I went into Carp town and grooved with the people man....no phonies yet, just folks having good, old fashioned fun..

main stage was a Latin band just perfect for a hot sunny day...girls girls girls and some old folks and I swear to God I saw a black girl there! I axed her if she had ebola and she ignored me! geez, just trying to protect my homies babe

avocado ale...geez

then I saw the beer booth..not really a garden....and real small...well whatever..ok have a beer tonight if it means so much to you, you fat white people

then I go to the avocado stand and get a grab bag full of limes, some little orange things ...oh they're peppers with a punch!!  and avocados..and one type of avocado I've never seen..you can eat the skin!! cool! and OH MY GOD how yummy..the best  avocados I've ever had!! and the limes..the BEST!!




word of warning..the orange peppers..guys, wash your hands
before you pee or a lesbian with a blowtorch will visit some pain on you!

this is stuff straight from the farm not concocted in some freakin brewery steel vat brimming with bacteria somewhere!

then I see the tri-tip cooking and it smells soooo goood...meat baby!! all the food booths were rockin'! on a perfect Saturday morning

in this little California city by the beach....

The Moon's A Harsh Mistress

it's hard to love her well....

over on EDHAT, someone was crying about their pet, their dog getting kilt by a coyote...over by Sycamore Canyon and Ashley Road....more claims that the coyote was chasing dogs and spotted by gardeners (illegal aliens)...

then the claim that usually follows is "the coyote will get your toddlers"....dog owners are often irrational and hysterical...


I am like a coyote...Brother Coyote...I was raised with a family of coyote pups in an avocado grove many moons ago... and I was out hunting at the beach yesterday....I saw me this tender young lady and started yipping...YIP YIP YIP!!! YUP!!!
 
and years ago the seal watch folks in Carp tried to blame coyotes for attacking seals..it was domestic dogs, not coyotes

 

first of all I see no proof, no pictures....most of these attacks are by the neighbors dog, maybe a German Shepard but it's so easy to blame coyotes...

so I doubt the veracity of the dog owner's story...

the claim that all these wild animals are coming down from the hills in search of water and food because of the drought is semi-crazy...

The frog does not drink up the pond in which he lives

the coyotes and foxes and deer have been in this area forever..esp in Montecito before all the development and mansions, you could spot deer and foxes all the time....if you were lucky...

Every animal knows more than you do

so coyotes are here becasue we all live in close proximity to the mountains....and the beach...and the creek beds

coyotes won't go away..kill one and twenty more take his place... so I don't wanna hear any talk of a lynch mob...I mean domestic dogs hurt more people than coyotes ever will...


32 U.S. dog bite-related fatalities occurred in 2013. Despite being regulated in Military Housing areas and over 700 U.S. cities, pit bulls contributed to 78% (25) of these deaths. Pit bulls make up about 6% of the total U.S. dog population.2 Together, pit bulls (25) and rottweilers (1), the second most lethal dog breed, accounted for 81% of the total recorded deaths in 2013

your domestic dogs don't belong in the wild, in the woods..and if you live in an area where coyotes have always been, it's possible one might attack....but they usually seek out small prey like rats and mice and squirrels...chickens and roosters..and road runners

Coyote is always out there waiting, and Coyote is always hungry

I've seen a few coyotes behind Summerland and they have never been aggressive towards me...of course, I was in my truck but still...even in Carp, they wander the back roads at night, never stopping to harass...always moving with a purpose...

I love these wild dogs!!

so I think the person who's crying about his dead dog is full of it...another domestic dog probably killed his dog....until I see proof, the coyote is vindicated as the killer...

The moon is not shamed by the barking of dogs

Funky Pretty

a jug of wine, a book of verse

I would like to take this opportunity to refute some of the spurious allegations hurled at me by a silly nativist...and then clear up some misunderstandings...I will not be bamboozled!!!

first of all, these clowns can kiss my ass!

second, I'm no sillier than any of you

thirdly, I'll gush when I damn well please! I had sex with a gusher once and it was wet and wild .. she was a water sign...Pisces..or Cancer.. and she was more slippery than a pocketful of pudding




funky pretty!

 

but I did have to go into Carp for a smog check..I passed it geez what a scam from the DMV
I had about a half hour to kill so I checked out this nativism rot..so I went to the State Park at the beach and hit the jackpot..proof that these restorations are a scam and a waste of money...but first I noticed the new concrete ping pong table at the end of Linden was being used by two drunk bums! nice touch, Carpinteria Beautiful..

then I see a bunch of State Parks workers doing nothing but standing around..then I see the horrid picnic area with giant mold-covered tarps over the tables and the posts have spikes on them to injure the birds... WTF is that all about??? no one is sitting or eating at the concrete tables...concrete ping pong and  concrete picnic tables....geez

the State Parks people are gonna hear from me about this travesty!! get rid of that tarp thing and they could've used the eucs they cut down for tables...how dare they mess up this park..how dare they!!!

bird spikes???

then I see a little area on the dunes that is supposedly under rehab so you can't walk there...looks like a big flop as mostof the native plants are dead...so I walked up to the top and the beach looks nice

haha

over at the other tables is ice plant and sand..looking very healthy indeed...ice plant thrives in drought conditions because it holds water... and keeps the sand from eroding or blowing into the parking lot...but the dumbshit nativists can't figure that out..how silly they are!!

the ice plant cometh

over at the lagoon same thing....the banks were once covered with ice plant so they killed it and planted native plants which are dead and some are being overtaken with the eel/surf grass in the lagoon!!

and then further on down the road I see where they cut down some eucalyptus a few years ago..the reason they cited was the limbs were dropping, but the real reason was to improve the view of the wealthy beach house owners

well they did keep some big eucalyptus so that's good...but then I see another area cordoned off with orange fencing...another restoration attempt gone bad by the State Parks and nativists

nice work, State Parks!!

I stood there and looked at the non-native plants to see if they would do something illegal..no, they just sat there looking all cool

so there you have it..I just busted the fallacy of nativism..or bionativism..a phony science if there ever was one..all those birds don't care if a tree is libeled native or invasive..it's just a human invented faux issue....and the eucalyptus are not invasive..they are naturalized in California which used to be Mexico BTW so where does that leave Mexican palms? native or non-native....hmmmm
 
really, all the State Parks people need to do is come in and trim the trees every now and then..and leave everything else alone..and remove that picnic tarp and the bird spikes

then I go to the Salt Marsh and it's so dry the birds are building their nests out of barbed wire, the Catholics are giving rain checks and the catfish are carrying canteens

I've said it before: bionativism is not an ecological problem, it's a psychological problem...and the eucs are messing with their minds..the little minds of the nativists....it's clear they have issues with xenophobia and racism ....species cleansing

not at all cosmic or conscious

Corrina Corrina

I love Corrina, tell the world I do. I love Corrina, tell the world I do. I pray every night she'd learn to love me too...

so I got the sheriff's helicopter buzzing me in the afternoon for whatever reason...I haven't murdered anyone yet, I pay my taxes, and I don't drive drunk so why is he buzzing me??

is it cos I had a little fun with Valerie and Jim... BILL? is that it???

 

well, I did have a dream last night about Kelly...swear to God!! give that girl a raise!!!

so I see a fight brewing across the highway... a territorial fight....kind of a squabble really..the white tailed kites are hanging out in the little eucalyptus trees..the red gums...then the crows started hanging out and tried to drive the white-tail kites off..the kites just look at the crows like they are clowns..like I look at Wendy and Nipper..clowns

then the kites take off and hunt, wings a'flappin' and hovering over the marsh, then they swoop down for the kill...but I think I know why they are called kites...on a windy day, they hover but relax their wings and let the wind hold them, like a kite..that's what they look like when they are not flapping their wings like crazy..they look just like kites....

then they always return to their eucalyptus perch....so the crows are trying in vain to drive the kites off but it's not happening...the kites always call their bluff

so now the crows hang out on the lower branches...it's a little hierarchy of status in the eucalyptus trees! fantastic....

so I see a newcomer to the eucs..a snowy egret....they are always flying back and forth to the marsh, but never stopped in the eucs to chat with the kites..so they hang out for an hour and take off..the kites are here for hours, preening and watching for prey...these birds are mellow, fierce and not easily intimidated....I'ver never seen anything like them!

so the eucalyptus..this little group of trees should be protected from the biodiversity nuts...

I hereby designate the Salt Marsh eucalyptus as protected meaning I will protect them....for the kites the crows and the egrets and any other species like butterflies that use the eucs..maybe it's the wonderful eucalyptus fragrance that keeps parasites away....the kites nest here too

even the Santa Barbara Audubon Society recognizes the importance of eucalyptus:

"We also observed Cooper's Hawks, Red-tailed Hawks, and Red-shouldered Hawks along
Tecolotito Creek in spring and summer 2012. This information demonstrates that the DEIR
inadequately characterizes White-tailed Kite and other raptor occupancy in the project area. The project area is nesting habitat for White-tailed Kites. The Eucalyptus is known to support Redtailed Hawks and White-tailed Kites nesting or intending to nest in them"

don't mess with the eucalyptus trees.... or I'll mess with you... like you've never been messed with before