Thursday, December 10, 2015

My Sweet Lord

hallelujah

Marco Rubio said during the presidential debates that we need more plumbers and less philosophers..I disagree..we need both...and if you can both philosophize and glue two pieces of sch 80 PVC pipe together, more's the better...the water needs to flow as the words need to flow...





today I received my copy of the Qur'an and as I delved into tit I was amazed at the wisdom..it's a cool book...like the bible...unfortunately both books have been misinterpreted by ignorant people..the Koran calls these folks "hypocrites" ...awesome!

I hate hypocrites too! and I've read countless books on theology and psychology and spirituality..and poety and some comic books and Playboys for good measure...that's one reason I hated Dr. Laura..she was a fraud posing as a real doctor of psychology when if fact she was a nutjob and hypocrite...and now she's gone, living with a big black basketball player

and the News-Press..infidels!!!

the hypocrites misinterpret the Qur'an to justify views or beliefs that are pathologically insane..thus you have the terrorists killing people (non-Muslims) and anti-Muslims claiming that the Qur'an encourages followers to "slay them wherever you find them"...this is simply not true ..the Qur'an says you have the right to defend yourself...like the Constitution says!

and the Qur'an is not anti-Jew or anti-Christian..in fact Jews and Christians are "people of the book" and share similarities with Muslims..

the Qur'an is a fascinating book and nowhere do I see or read that you can buy some AK-47s and start killing innocent people...and nowhere in the bible do I see where you can take up arms to kill people in Planned Parenthood..

the translation of my copy of the Koran by M.A.S. Abdel Haleem is brilliant

when presidential candidate Donald Trump screams we need to keep Muslims out of America, he is pandering to the faux- Christian evangelicals and hypocrites..but with Donald, I say give him enough rope and he'll hang himself...

same with the terrorists

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Shattered

Shattered, shattered / Love and hope and sex and dreams are still surviving on the streets / And look at me, I'm in tatters / I'm shattered / Shattered


published by Ampersand??

now I got no problem with Christmas..it's a nice holiday and creates comfort and joy throughout the season..and Hannuka the Jewish holiday is nice..I'd entertain a Muslim celebration of Ramadan once the Mussies stop murdering us

there's three prominent Christmas trees around town: one up by the Public Market...one at the Milpas Roundabout, a noble fir..the Milpas Comm Association is claiming responsibility for putting it up and I just hope Lucy doesn't expect a Nobel Peace prize or an award for this effort


 
I like the Christmas tree at the end of Stearn's Wharf the best

now it doesn't help when on the front page of the News-Press we see something about the Messiah ... a sing-along at a local church to benefit the Unity Shoppe...the Messiah was Jesus am I right..or the deliverer of the Jews...I thought Christians and Jews were different...see it's way too easy to get mixed up with all this religious fervor flying around...and we've had a host of idiots trying to explain it over the years from goofball preachers Billy Graham to Pat Robertson to that dude on Public TV...Soar Like and Eagle..ever watch him? fucking hilarious!!

now I had mentioned that Wendy is getting sued by the photographer for wrongful termination and also Wendy's publishing co Ampersand is facing a jury trial in Santa Maria where the crime rate keeps going up up up!

02/08/2016 9:30 AM 1483950 Ampersand Publishing, LLC Rigali, James F SM Dept 2 1) Jury Trial 23-PI/PD/WD Tort - Other - Civil (Personal Injury/Property Damage/Wrongful Death)


I checked the meaning of PI/PD/WD....personal injury/ property damage/ wrongful death....WTF.. wrongful death???

geez...did Wendy kill someone??

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Universal Soldier

Buffy Sainte-Marie


 
He's five feet two and he's six feet four
He fights with missiles and with spears
He's all of thirty-one and he's only seventeen
He's been a soldier for a thousand years

He's a catholic, a Hindu, an Atheist, a Jain
A Buddhist and a Baptist and Jew
And he knows he shouldn't kill and he knows he always will
Kill you for me my friend and me for you

And he's fighting for Canada, he's fighting for France
He's fighting for the USA
And he's fighting for the Russians and he's fighting for Japan
And he thinks we'll put an end to war this way

And he's fighting for democracy he's fighting for the reds
He says it's for the peace of all
He's the one who must decide who's to live and who's to die
And he never sees the writing on the wall

But without him how would Hitler have condemned him at Dachau
Without him Caesar would have stood alone
He's the one who gives his body as the weapon of the war
And without him all this killing can't go on

He's the universal soldier and he really is to blame
But his orders come from far away no more
They come from him and you and me and brothers can't you see
This is not the way we put an end to war...

Monday, December 7, 2015

Perfect World

in a perfect world there'd be understanding...

I missed the Toy for Tots motorcycle run in Carp at SCL but caught the middle in Santa Barbara..actually went in to see the War demonstration..or anti-war as it turns out...but Santa Barbara looked like a war zone by Stearn's Wharf...the dolphins were skinned as if by napalm, the streets were all torn up and building all torn down as if by bombs



Dec 6-it was hot and dry so hot and dry my eyes were stinging like stinging nettle...but I did enjoy the day at the beach..or what was left of it...first off, I lodged some complaints...there's a big ass brown pedestrian bridge that's really ugly...I have a feeling this whole creek project was unnecessary..and over -engineered


and across the street the Hotel California is all torn up for remodeling/La Entrada...I shudder to think what that will look like when done...I can't get anywhere up State St from here...and there's tourist buses and John Deere backhoes and bull dozers...plenty of homeless dudes and Asians but I didn't see and Muslims thank God!

the homelss have gotten creative with pay-to-play beach blanket bingo board games on the sand for tourists

so I see the anti-war display and it is riveting...need some sound logic about war, ask a Veteran For Peace...they fought...don't ask Ted Cruz

 
there's some American flags for the San Bernadino county workers who were killed in cold blood by the religious fanatics...

and there's a bunch of displays highlighting the USA's absurd forays into other nations' business...half of the trillions in debt is us trying to set up democracies in the tribal middle east..the Bush Doctrine was the height of stupidity

a time of war and a time of peace...you'd think by now we'd know the difference

Sunday, December 6, 2015

Walk This Way

seesaw swingin' with the boys in the school, and your feet flying up in the air, i sing hey diddle diddle

so I see Caitlyn Jenner dropped by the Reagan Ranch Center to give us the dope on ISIS, Christianity, colleges and the 2016 presidential race...oh wait, I'm sorry...that's not Caitlyn, that's Sarah Palin- hashtag #supersexy!!! Sarah dropped by to talk about unwed moms who get pregnant like daughter Bristol! and of course Sarah talked about the usual conservative fears and stuff


 

Sarah wants to restore America..but with jobs, a strong stock market and real estate market, I wonder what she want to restore the USA..the Bush days??

and as much as I'd like to wipe ISIS out right now, it's not gonna happen..the issue extends to the fight between Israel and Palestine...it's a fight that's never-ending...lots of death on both sides...the blundered American invasion of Iraq and on and on...it's blood for blood now..Bibi treating Palestinians like dogs who came back to bite
and America is not immune to violence..the Civil War, the KKK, the Manson family, the Mafia (devout Catholics!) and their massacres, the nurse killer Richard Speck who went tranny in jail..and John Wayne Gacy..what a clown! or the Joker who killed people in a Colorado theather..the Columbine madness and Sandy Hook where Adam Lanza killed 20 kids...shot and killed twenty little school children...

Sandy Hook was the WORST terror attack in the history of the United States...twenty little kids shot to death ????? unspeakable..mental illness psychotropic drugs mommy issues and guns...and the GOP is hung up on "Radical Islamic Terrorism" whatever that is...

ISLAM means PEACE so how do you have radical peace terrorism? what these people are is religious fanatics like the folks at Liberty University, Jerry Falwell's scam Christian college...

what we do need is radical peace

and just recently a Michigan guy shot and killed a little girl then himself...A 7-year-old girl was shot and killed Thursday night and her mother remains in critical condition after a shooting following the girl's soccer practice. The shooter was reportedly a close friend of the family. Police in Taylor, Michigan, say after the man shot Emma Watson Nowling and Sharon Elizabeth Watson, he shot himself with a legally registered firearm....
where's the GOP outrage??

the Quran: "O You who believe! Enter absolutely into peace (Islam). Do not follow in the footsteps of satan. He is an outright enemy to you." (Holy Quran: 2, 208)

the bible: a time for war and a time for peace

we need peaceful leaders, not chickenhawks....and less religious zealots like Sarah Palin who is just plain cuckoo like Wendy

Edward Snowdon is a little pussy.. a traitor hiding out in Russia or wherever..doesn't think the US gov't should keep tabs on people with destructive ends

ISIS may be a small threat to America but the bigger threat is Americans in their own land, killing each other for no apparent reason...starting wars without thinking about the consequences...it's just easier to blame Islam...esp for the neo- Christians

and of course we should monitor people...

if you got a funny name.. if you walk funny or talk funny from now on if I see anybody act suspiciously, I'm gonna call it in


especially if you're walking down the street with an AK-40 in broad daylight

Friday, December 4, 2015

Pipeline

🎼
bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bombombombombom...
♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♭ ♮ ♯ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

would you rather surf or kill people??

 

so it looks like Farook was trying to be a good Muslim when he hooked up that Pakistani piece of ass from Saudi Arabia and she made a fool of him and turned him into a killer..the gal was really hot for that fat ISIS leader monkey
well I finally saw a pic of the wife and she's a total pig! a monster!



most county workers aren't terrorists so Farook got short-changed...ended up dead on the street with American cop bullets ripping his body apart...no paradise for him..his wife was a pharmacist so she no doubt drugged him up with a heroin cocktail and filled his head with death fantasies and sexual liasons with 15 Virgins... man these folks are screwed up in the head...delusionsal...

now I know the conservative bible-belters promise a Kingdom Of God in Heaven and this life we live now is just a prep for that.... but you know what? I LIKE THIS LIFE NOW!!


Farook got Farucked!

I don't give a shit about kingdoms and life everlasting and Vagabond Virgins...geez, if I want a virgin there's about twenty in the neighborhood that I could bag right now...

so the point is we got a monkey leading ISIS...he's got a bunch of pig-women groupies and easily manipulated sheep-men trying to kill us...why is this so hard to deal with? we infiltate their network with Special Op spies and start whacking the monkeys!

you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear
 

Thursday, December 3, 2015

Wild World

oooo, baby baby it's a wild world

it's been a wonderful Holiday Season so far except for the mass murders, but otherwise I can't complain...good weather, giant surf and bargains galore!!

so we got a Muslim fanatic, a county worker in San Bernadino who snaps and kills fourteen people at a Christmas party..in a conference center that also serves disabled adults.. apparently the county rented the room out for the party and this Farook dude got upset over something, left and returned in full body armor with assault rifles and his crazy wife and started killing people..the county should have hired a security guard for the party...

so I told you about religious fanatics and their little death fantasies....the two perps in San Bernadino were no different..the guy was an American citizen with a Saudi Arabian wife..remember the 9/11 terrorists were from Saudi Arabia and so was Osama Bin Laden...and why did Cat Stevens go all Muslimy and start dressing like Osama??

and President George Bush had a weird gay thing with a Saudi Prince..at least I witnessed them holding hands and kissing in some news photos..I'll get to the gays later but George invades Iraq instead of Saudi Arabia...people do the strangest things for love!!

but the two idiot Muslims in San Bernadino were killed by cops...now do you see why the SB cops have a SWAT vehicle? now do you see why the News-Press is partially at fault for always pissing on the cops? I'll get to peeing issues later...

anyway the story is unfolding and any radicalized form of religion is not covered in the Constitution as a right so all religious fanatics must be fought and vaporized


VRBO!
 
ok so next I see some issues in Ojai with vacation rentals and gays...I have no problem with people marketing their property to make money so long as it doesn't infringe on the neighbors' rights..ie the owner is responsible for the property...but these vacay rentals. the short terms should be restricted to hotels and motels...up in Ojai, some gay porn stars, maybe Bravo TV execs, rented a mansion and trashed the place..allegedly peeing on everything that moved, jerking off on the furniture and other such odd behavior

I'm not sure if the story is true because there's always two sides, but the VRBOs need to go!!

hey I need to to go real bad too.. see ya!!