In The Making

"Be mad at me later. Fuck me now." He didn't let me reply, just swept me off my feet and carried me across the space.

My legs hung off the side and my heels dropped to the floor, discarded like my clutch and his keys before them. Cool air skated over my breasts. I'd forgone a bra since I knew Ilyan liked that, so there was nothing to shield my breasts when he jerked the dress down to my waist. The straps captured my arms at my sides. His narrowed gaze devoured my body, touching me with dark intent. I shivered and strained toward him, except he kept me where I was. I loved and hated his strength, how he could control me, throw me around at will.

Right now it was fucking hot.

He pushed me down onto the table and held me there with one hand on my stomach and stripped my dress off me, leaving me in just panties. This uninhibited style of sex was new to me, and I was quickly growing addicted. I'd never known the rough abandon or carnal intent Ilyan showed me. My stomach fluttered as he grasped my panties and pulled them...

file under 'erotica'

Paradise City

Take me down to the paradise city Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

GRAB OUR PUSSIES, NOT OUR GUNS!

so I see the NRA has announced Ollie North as its new president...I thought Wayne La Pierre was president but he's VP and CEO...so Ollie North did the Iran Contra affair with Reagan... guns for hostages deal and Trump just pulled out of the IRAN nuke deal after watching Netanyahoo give a cheezy back room demo of how Iran lied about everything...this from the biggest terrorist in the region, Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu, the Hebrew SOB!

good ol' Ollie

but don't worry..we'll be back in the Iran deal next presidential election...Trump will be out swinging his fat ass at a golf ball and a new president will TCB

as far as the NRA is concerned, the new campaign features some chicks and some guns and a catchy new motto

GRAB OUR PUSSIES, NOT OUR GUNS!!

Suavecito

mi Linda

as my pal Linda Ronstadt once said "learn the language of the borders" which would be French and Spanish...

otherwise you get a bunch of racist morons running around wearing MAGA caps...muy loco!!

Feliz Cinco de Mayo!

Jet Set

get your feet wet, run with the jet set

• when I hear the NRA tell me it is there to protect Americans from "European-style socialism" I feel warm and fuzzy and safe 💥 🔫

• when I hear the NRA say they will protect the citizens against a tyrannical gov't that wants to ban guns, I say "yeah"!! 💥 🔫

• when I hear the NRA say gun-free zones are dangerous and only invite crime, I gaze at my Colt Buntline and say to myself, "ain't no gun-free zone right cheer" 💥 🔫

when I heard NRA spokesgal Dana Loesch say that she also uses her AR-15 as a dildo, I giggled

when I see  a grinning NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre standing next to Dana , I know what's going on..he knows he can't have sex with her, so he wears DEPENDS adult diapers so he can pee in front of her and she won't even know it!!

but when I heard from the NRA that no guns will be allowed at their leadership convention, I wondered what's up with that???

the excuse the NRA uses for a gun-free zone at their own event is the Secret Service ordered it to protect Trump and Pence...both will speak there and both have claimed that gun-free zones are dangerous and an invitation for criminals to shoot the place up!!

so when a tyrannical gov't forces the NRA to ban guns at its own convention, the NRA just rolls over like a little puppy dog and waits for someone to scratch their belly!!

I think the NRA is full of a bunch of mushy-brained adults

Funky Pretty

pretty funky

speaking of funky, ever had a girl forbid you leave? forbid you to get out? guys, you know what I'm talkin' about

how about a gal who says she wants to "crawl inside you"? 

how do they walk in those shoes???

Walking The Dog

Walking the dog, I'm just walking the dog, If you don't know how to do it, I'll show you how to walk a dog

EXPOSED!THE DARK UNDERBELLY OF NONPROFITS..AND DOGS..AND DOG OWNERS!! and beer drinkers..and consortiums!!

so you recall I told you about a lawsuit against the SB Botanic Gardens and the CEO and his wife...and I told you that no local media would cover the story because they are all pussies..well it's all true and now Judge Donna Geck has issued a tentative ruling

Nature of Proceedings: Motion: Good Faith Settlement

TENTATIVE RULING: The motion is granted.

BACKGROUND: This is a personal injury, arising from an incident which occurred near the entrance of the Santa Barbara Botanic Garden. 

In his complaint, plaintiff "xxxxx" alleged that as he was leaving the premises of the Santa Barbara Botanic Garden while walking his leashed dog “Otto,” he and Otto were attacked by two large dogs, and he was bitten and knocked to the ground when he attempted to separate his dog from the other dogs. He named as defendants the owners of the dogs, Steve Windhager and Pamme Mickelson Windhager, their dog-sitter, Paula Michal, and Santa Barbara Botanic Garden, Inc., on whose premises the attacks occurred, and of which defendant Steve Windhager is Executive Director. 

Plaintiff "xxxxxxx" sought damages for the personal injuries he sustained in the attack, and plaintiff  "xxxooo" sought damages for loss of consortium.

[loss of consortium n. the inability of one's spouse to have normal marital relations, which is a euphemism for sexual intercourse. Such loss arises as a claim for damages when a spouse has been injured and cannot participate in sexual relations for a period of time or permanently due to the injury, or suffers from mental distress, due to a defendant's wrongdoing, which interferes with usual sexual activity.]

geez

Defendant Santa Barbara Botanic Garden, Inc., has settled the action with plaintiffs, for payment of the amount of $20,000, and now seeks to have that settlement to be determined to have been made in good faith. 

the Botanic Garden has completely lost its focus and is now nothing more than a dog park slash beer garden

https://www.independent.com/news/2018/mar/30/botanic-garden-hosts-beer-garden-fundraiser/

and now the Garden is on the hook for at least $20000 because of irresponsible dog owners who just happen to be the wife and  CEO of the non-profit Botanic Garden...

looks like they're gonna need some more fundraisers!

The Man from Snowy River

I'm not hiding beneath the skirts of a bunch of women...

ok I go into Santa Barbara to see my hygienist but first it's such a lovely day I drive around then park and people watch...pretty girls, woodpeckers and State Street is open from the Arlington down to the beach and it looks fantastic....good vibes everywhere

saw a few old girlfirends or what's left of them anyway
I get some hippie supplies at Paradise Found..incense, books on ZEN...a quick stop at the Buddhist Center for some OM..um, Om

but then I see this guy..the iLLUSTRATED MAN...walking around, drinking a Starbucks slurpee and....at least he's not black!!

but WTF is the Man From Snowy River doing here??