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| see the stuffed aminals?? |
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| California King snake is awesome!! |
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| silly wabbit |
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| painted lady butterfly...how cool is she?? |
back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh
Monday, July 9, 2018
House at Pooh corner
Winnie-the-Pooh doesn't know what to do, got a honey jar stuck on his nose
Saturday, July 7, 2018
St. Elmo's Fire
Jules, y'know, honey... this isn't real. You know what it is? It's St. Elmo's Fire. Electric flashes of light that appear in dark skies out of nowhere.
fires are bad and floods are bad but lava is real bad..the lava will eat your house and car and follow you to the beach and into the ocean and burn you alive!
last night while I was tossing and turning in the heat, there was a fire raging in the hills of Goleta due to high heat and winds..next morning I see that at leat 20 structures burned and 3200 people evacuated...
dubbed the "Holiday Fire" but only 50-80 acres burned so must be some sub-divisions up there..instant neighborhoods in fire-prone areas..too much growth and now they are using our water to put their fires out...damn conservatives just wanna build build build anywhere and everywhere
and I see the SB Wildlife Care Network didn't burn down but had some problems...some guy crashed his truck while transporting animals away from the fire, away from the center...the safe place for the fire-impacted animals was Earl Warren Showgrounds and the Humane Society...
https://www.facebook.com/SBWCN/
we know that Wendy gave about a million bucks to buy the SBWCN that property in the fire-prone hills of Goleta because Wendy loves animals so I suspect they tried to save every little mouse, rat, grasshopper, rabbit or possum that roamed the hills before all the people moved in and provided fuel for the fires...
"All our raccoons are safe, and our educational raccoon Elmo is on antibiotics and recovering from smoke inhalation."
still Elmo, I don't think that was a wise investment on Wendy's part since the Wildlife Care Network was useless in a real emergency...
this stuff wouldn't happen if people knew the value of a dollar
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| Wendy, don't save all the animals cos I gotta eat too!! |
fires are bad and floods are bad but lava is real bad..the lava will eat your house and car and follow you to the beach and into the ocean and burn you alive!
last night while I was tossing and turning in the heat, there was a fire raging in the hills of Goleta due to high heat and winds..next morning I see that at leat 20 structures burned and 3200 people evacuated...
dubbed the "Holiday Fire" but only 50-80 acres burned so must be some sub-divisions up there..instant neighborhoods in fire-prone areas..too much growth and now they are using our water to put their fires out...damn conservatives just wanna build build build anywhere and everywhere
and I see the SB Wildlife Care Network didn't burn down but had some problems...some guy crashed his truck while transporting animals away from the fire, away from the center...the safe place for the fire-impacted animals was Earl Warren Showgrounds and the Humane Society...
https://www.facebook.com/SBWCN/
we know that Wendy gave about a million bucks to buy the SBWCN that property in the fire-prone hills of Goleta because Wendy loves animals so I suspect they tried to save every little mouse, rat, grasshopper, rabbit or possum that roamed the hills before all the people moved in and provided fuel for the fires...
"All our raccoons are safe, and our educational raccoon Elmo is on antibiotics and recovering from smoke inhalation."
still Elmo, I don't think that was a wise investment on Wendy's part since the Wildlife Care Network was useless in a real emergency...
this stuff wouldn't happen if people knew the value of a dollar
Wednesday, July 4, 2018
Born in the USA
I'm a real gone daddy in the USA
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
from President Ruppie Murdoch
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
from President Ruppie Murdoch
Friday, June 29, 2018
Saturday in the Park
everyday's the 4th of July
memo:
the 4th of July is coming up Wednesday and I remember as a kid watching the show on the waterfront back east with my dear aunties..I loved it!!! bang, boom!! yay Miss Liberty!!
but these days, some people are concerned about the fireworks scaring their dogs...some even advocating for a noiseless fireworks celebration...shhhhh!!
wull, there's some things you can do to protect the mutts you seem to love so much..much more than separated babies at the border, I'm sure...
personally I don't give a shit that Fido gets scared on the 4th of July, but here's some tips anyhoo
10 Tips for providing a safe July 4th for your Canine Household:
Make sure your dog gets plenty of exercise earlier in the day.(squats are good)
Keep your dogs inside during fireworks, preferably with human companionship. If it’s hot, air conditioning will help. Bringing your dogs to a fireworks display is never a good idea.(bringing your dog anywhere is never a good idea)
Provide a safe place inside for your dogs to retreat. When scared of sounds they can’t orient, dogs often prefer small enclosed areas. (I once had a dog who climbed in the bathtub during windstorms.) If your dog is comfortable in a crate, that is a good option.(try the fridge!)
If possible, keep the windows and curtains closed. Covering the crate or lowering the blinds can also be helpful. Removing visual stimulation can also help calm dogs.(pussies)
Make sure all your dogs are wearing ID tags with a properly fitting collar. Dogs have been known to become Houdini around the 4th of July.(Houdini??)
Leave your dog something fun to do – like a frozen Kong filled with his favorite treats.
(or a bong)
Sound Therapy: The psychoacoustically designed music of Through a Dog's Ear has been specifically designed to reduce canine anxiety and has been successfully utilized by dog lovers world-wide. It is most effective when you first play the music well before the fireworks start, at a time the dog is already feeling peaceful and relaxed. He will begin to associate the music with being calm and content. Then play the music a couple of hours before the fireworks start and continue to play through bedtime. The music doesn’t need to be loud to be effective as it has been clinically demonstrated to calm the canine nervous system. Listen to free sound samples.(just play some rocknroll!!)
Sound Therapy combined with Desensitization: The Canine Noise Phobia series (CNP) consists of four CD's that can be used individually or as a set: Fireworks, Thunderstorms, City Sounds, and Calming. CNP is an innovative desensitization training tool that combines three distinctive elements for the treatment and prevention of sound-sensitivities and noise-phobias:(whack him over the head with a rolled up New-Press)
progressive sound effects (distant/close)
specially-designed psychoacoustic music (Through a Dog’s Ear)
reward-based reinforcement protocols (Victoria Stilwell)dog: mommy, what's a protocol?
if your stupid dog is still chasing his tail on the 5th of July, send him to a psychotherapist
memo:
the 4th of July is coming up Wednesday and I remember as a kid watching the show on the waterfront back east with my dear aunties..I loved it!!! bang, boom!! yay Miss Liberty!!
but these days, some people are concerned about the fireworks scaring their dogs...some even advocating for a noiseless fireworks celebration...shhhhh!!
wull, there's some things you can do to protect the mutts you seem to love so much..much more than separated babies at the border, I'm sure...
personally I don't give a shit that Fido gets scared on the 4th of July, but here's some tips anyhoo
10 Tips for providing a safe July 4th for your Canine Household:
Make sure your dog gets plenty of exercise earlier in the day.(squats are good)
Keep your dogs inside during fireworks, preferably with human companionship. If it’s hot, air conditioning will help. Bringing your dogs to a fireworks display is never a good idea.(bringing your dog anywhere is never a good idea)
Provide a safe place inside for your dogs to retreat. When scared of sounds they can’t orient, dogs often prefer small enclosed areas. (I once had a dog who climbed in the bathtub during windstorms.) If your dog is comfortable in a crate, that is a good option.(try the fridge!)
If possible, keep the windows and curtains closed. Covering the crate or lowering the blinds can also be helpful. Removing visual stimulation can also help calm dogs.(pussies)
Make sure all your dogs are wearing ID tags with a properly fitting collar. Dogs have been known to become Houdini around the 4th of July.(Houdini??)
Leave your dog something fun to do – like a frozen Kong filled with his favorite treats.
(or a bong)
Sound Therapy: The psychoacoustically designed music of Through a Dog's Ear has been specifically designed to reduce canine anxiety and has been successfully utilized by dog lovers world-wide. It is most effective when you first play the music well before the fireworks start, at a time the dog is already feeling peaceful and relaxed. He will begin to associate the music with being calm and content. Then play the music a couple of hours before the fireworks start and continue to play through bedtime. The music doesn’t need to be loud to be effective as it has been clinically demonstrated to calm the canine nervous system. Listen to free sound samples.(just play some rocknroll!!)
Sound Therapy combined with Desensitization: The Canine Noise Phobia series (CNP) consists of four CD's that can be used individually or as a set: Fireworks, Thunderstorms, City Sounds, and Calming. CNP is an innovative desensitization training tool that combines three distinctive elements for the treatment and prevention of sound-sensitivities and noise-phobias:(whack him over the head with a rolled up New-Press)
progressive sound effects (distant/close)
specially-designed psychoacoustic music (Through a Dog’s Ear)
reward-based reinforcement protocols (Victoria Stilwell)dog: mommy, what's a protocol?
if your stupid dog is still chasing his tail on the 5th of July, send him to a psychotherapist
Tuesday, June 26, 2018
Money
don't give me that do-good bullshit
hey, KTYD stopped censoring that great Pink Floyd song...good, play the song as the artist intended or don't play it at all...
remember "the better part of valor is discretion" which simply means use your head or something
someone who dint use her head hit two people in Carp while DUI...I looked up her facebook page and she seems like a nice lady, from Bakersfield, but boy when the booze takes over it's lights out!!
the sun has been hiding for a month now but you can't just stop living, stop looking, stop hunting
otherwise, you die
hey, KTYD stopped censoring that great Pink Floyd song...good, play the song as the artist intended or don't play it at all...
remember "the better part of valor is discretion" which simply means use your head or something
someone who dint use her head hit two people in Carp while DUI...I looked up her facebook page and she seems like a nice lady, from Bakersfield, but boy when the booze takes over it's lights out!!
the sun has been hiding for a month now but you can't just stop living, stop looking, stop hunting
otherwise, you die
Friday, June 22, 2018
Wednesday, June 20, 2018
Summer Breeze
makes me feel fine
ok so Trump is afraid some little Honduras girls will threaten him so he keeps them locked in cages...come 2020, this embarASSment of a president has gotta go
but summer is close..so close I can taste it...birds, blue-eyed dragonflies, and surf city on Santa Claus Lane....kids having fun..as it should be
and the winds are blowing through the jasmine in my mind
ok so Trump is afraid some little Honduras girls will threaten him so he keeps them locked in cages...come 2020, this embarASSment of a president has gotta go
but summer is close..so close I can taste it...birds, blue-eyed dragonflies, and surf city on Santa Claus Lane....kids having fun..as it should be
and the winds are blowing through the jasmine in my mind
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