Friday, August 3, 2018

Takin' It to the Street

I don't like what I think I see

taking a page from the IRS telephone scammers book (a warrant is out for your arrest unless you pay now!!), the real IRS invaded Santa Barbara to crack down on confetti egg sellers...the Cascarone Caper


ok, so they're not really the IRS, but the California Dept of Tax and Fee Administration which in my view is about the same..IRS wannabes!!



I saw this story and couldn't believe it..jack-booted gov't thugs trying to scare Fiesta Mexicans..they didn't bother the white chicks selling boutique clothes in booths...


apparently, the egg sellers need permits and tax info for the (IRS) like the little girl selling lemonade on the street corner on a hot summer's day..



CITIZEN'S ARREST! CITIZEN'S ARREST!

it's just silly and the (IRS wannabe) guys who raided SB should be FIRED!! 




CITIZEN'S ARREST!! CITIZEN'S ARREST!!

if permits are needed then a blanket permit should be issued to street sellers and the (IRS wannabes) needs to communicate with the city on these issues, not just come in and harass people like the Nazis!!?? WTF???

the SB cops managed to calm the IRS wannabes down and shoo them away til next year so folks can enjoy the party..


but the SB City Council needs to send a letter to the IRS wannabes demanding an apology...show some balls for once...some leadership, Madame Mayor


the IRS is cracked

Thursday, August 2, 2018

Running with the Pack

running with the pack


are white supremacists in Santa Barbara trying to kill Fiesta?? are they upset at Mexicans running wild in the streets, wearing  sombreros and singing mariachi music?? then why would they try to find out how much money Old Spanish Days brings into Santa Barbara..do they ask this of any other celebration?? I don't know but if I were a Mexican, I'd keep my eyes peeled for ICE


and trust-funder Brooks Firestone was selected as Fiesta Grand Marshall!! what a joker



I don't wanna see Brooks...I wanna see sweet senoritas in colorful costumes they sweet brown skin shining in the sun, that's what I wanna see...oh and confetti eggs cracked over Wendy's and Nipper's head


VIVA LA FIESTA!!!

and I like me a good rodeo!!!


so how much will a straw ban cost the City of Santa Barbara..will they save money if they lose face??


I like straws..they are useful for sipping a cool cocktail on Fiesta or a nice 7/11 Coke Slurpee...they shoot spitballs like totally cool...and you can use a straw in science class to demonstrate capillary action


the SB City Council needs to start taking life a little less seriously

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

Wichita Lineman

I am a lineman for the county and I drive the main road



Searchin' in the sun for another overload
I hear you singin' in the wire, I can hear you through the wine



and the Wichita Lineman is still on the line

Thursday, July 26, 2018

Helter Skelter

When I get to the bottom / I go back to the top of the slide / Where I stop and turn / And I go for a ride / Till I get to the bottom and I see you again



Charlie Manson had the Manson Girls and Craig McCaw's got the McCaw Girls, i guess..




well the only reason I do this blog is cos I got nothing better to do..really...I started it to point out what a hypocritical nutjob anti-working class nutjob Wendy is ...she and all her little cohorts from Nipper to Scott..ok so after a long process and endorsements  like Orly Taitz, we know  Wendy is cuckoo..and the only reason she owns the News-Press is Craig McCaw's money..Craig turned a profit in the cell phone industry and Wendy was simply a beneficiary...and that's a spicy meatball!!




but on EDHAT and in the Indie we see the National Labor Board declared Wendy owes about 2.2 million dollars to past injured employees according to the ever-vigilant reporter/enemy of the people Melinda Burns...she's been on Wendy's ass since the beginning of the fallout so it's a victory for JUSTICE!!! justice has no time limit


the funny thing is the NLRB has 3 Republicans and 2 Democrats thanks to Trump!!


that's as funny as pure pussy grabbing material Kimberly Guilfoyle quitting FOX News to tour with her boyfriend Don Jr to MAGA for daddy!! 


now should we forget what happened 12 years ago, or last week??  no, we should remember


for all our yesterdays are simply our tomorrows packaged in today

Thursday, July 19, 2018

Summertime Blues

there ain't no cure for the summertime blues



these are some stories gathered from facebook.... and the News-Press and Noozhawk both of which are involved in a little media tussle


and things are happening so fast..not in Helsinki but here....right here in our own backyard! looks like the Crips are coming up from LA to terrorize Montecito and Carpinteria white folks....robbing pot farms and stealing cars, breaking into houses looking for white girls to rape or at least grab their pussies!


the victim in Montecito is one of Nipper's pals and one of those weird chick twins


http://www.doubleenergytwins.com/AboutUs.html


if you see a black person in Montecito, call the cops!!! (btw, Oprah is not black)




I see the Ojai residents, with help from superfine-rep Monique Limon, rejected the private water company Golden State Water and went back to municipality control which means citizen control..privitizing water treatment means you'll get soaked


next I see TARGATE,  the fake story pushed by the News-Press/ Scott Steepleton has imploded with the lawyers for the former GREKA OIL bailing due to non-payment...in a nut shell, the News-Press tried to blame the County for Greka's oil spill issues years go..remember when Brooks Firestone leased land to Greka and objected to any scrutiny on the company while the county staff kept responding and cleaning up after Brooksie and Greka...what a hot mess it was so of course the alt-right News-Press tried to spin the whole shebang against the county and now...now..now what Scott and Wendy??? talk about fake news!!!


another news outfit, Noozhawk is in hot water for trying to crawl in bed with the county and take money for reporting on the Montecito/Thomas Fire recovery efforts...the Santa Maria Times objected to this cozy arrangement and the county took Noozhwak off the dole...now they gotta go back to begging for money!!


speaking of begging for money, I haven't heard too much from the US Humane Society since Wendy's pal Wayne Pacelle was fired from the CEO post for bad behavior...but then lots of Wendy's friends are bad people because ultimately Wendy is bad....


and  I told you that Wendy bought the SB Wildlife Care Network their property in the hills of Goleta..and then the Holiday fired wiped out some of the infrastructure and now the SBWCN is on a fundraising campaign....target 2.5 million dollars to cover the costs of rebuilding...
that's just one reason I don't like non-profits because they expect everyone else to foot the bill..if they have money problems they just beg for more..and these are the same people who would deny a homeless person a quarter...


but the question begs why didn't the non-profit SBWCN have any insurance to cover the loss? fire insurance???
instead we have to see more stories of woe, esp from conservative media, to get people to give up the cash to the non-profits...


but I say no!! let them WORK for the money for once


and that goes for the Crips, too!!

Sunday, July 15, 2018

Long Black Veil

she walks these hills in a long black veil, she visits my grave when the night winds wail



so I'm driving thru Montecito or what's left of it and see that restaurant, formerly Peabody's now Oliver's...Craig McCaw's contribution to Coast Village Road...a vegan affair...Craig is Wendy's ex and the guy who made her rich by divorce...only in America can parasites like Wendy and Nipper thrive and buy newspapers!!! and drive the value down and now all we got it dog stories and Trumpie flat-earthers




but...well the restaurant looks like a morgue..the paint is olive drab and there is not one living person anywhere to be seen...no one is eating outdoors on the patio...I've never seen a body eating there


it's as if the place is filled with ghosts wearing long black veils

Friday, July 13, 2018

Don't It Make You Want To Go Home

But there's a six-lane highway down by the creek
Where I went skinny-dippin' as a child
And a drive-in show where the meadows used to grow
And the strawberries used to grow wild



whenever anyone tells you they want to increase native plant diversity by removing invasive non-native plants (weeds), hide your wallet...




but according to Noozwack, the City of SB will spend  close to 2 million dollars to "restore" a creek along Los Positas..the city bought the property to stop development and instead of leaving it alone in its present wild state, they are going to manicure it!
as I've said before all these restorations are folly as the fires and rains always wipe out what is restored....if a creek gets clogged, all they need to do is clean it out every few years and let nature do the rest


a creek should be full of life..creeks attract butterflies, bees, birds but a restoration is only for people, nativists to pat themselves on the back as they get rid of the "invasives"...


it's bullshit..what kid hasn't gone down to the creek looking for frogs without worrying if the frog is native or non-native...a creek should fill a kid with wonder, not with interpretive signs


let the creeks flower with fennel and thistle..the thistle seeds are used by finches for their nests which kills the thistle til nest year!!




these restorations are bad news...some people are never satisfied until they think they can control everything..


you can't control nature


but I can