Jet Airliner

I don't want to get caught up in any of that, funky shit goin' down in the city

girls are in the news, but first guys...you wanna know how to grab pussies, sexually assault pussies and pounce on pussies without getting everyone's panties in a bunch? get a squishy portable squishy pussy from a catalog and you'll never have to worry about going to jail!

ok, so Trump has a knack for promoting people to their highest level of incompetence known as the Peter Principle and that's why he has such a high turnover rate in his administration

Nikki Haley, the former Governor of South Carolina is no exception..she resigned from her post as US Ambassador to the United Nations..a post for which she had no qualifications other than she's pretty..pretty pussy

#FUCKMETOOO!

as far as Brett goes...what you did at 15 years old should have no bearing on the present, still it seems Brett is a spoiled frat boy at heart

but Nikki was just a gal Friday for Trump and the real reason she resigned is the plane controversy..a report that surfaced a few days ago about her sugar daddies in South Carolina providing her private jets-

Haley in particular “should have been conscious of the appearance concerns surrounding her acceptance of gifts of private luxury air travel at a time when her colleagues in the administration were making news with their own lavish air travel,” the complaint from the group noted.
Trump has already lost one of his cabinet members – former Health and Human Services (HHS) secretary Tom Price – to a scandal involving improper use of private jets and military aircraft.  Several other Trump appointees have also been criticized for their travel practices.

“By accepting gifts of luxury private flights, Ambassador Haley seems to be falling in line with other Trump administration officials who are reaping personal benefits from their public positions,” CREW executive director Noah Bookbinder said in a statement. “Our ethics laws are clearly written to prevent even the appearance of corruption and improper influence. We’re calling on the State Department’s inspector general to further investigate the nature of these gifts, determine whether they are in line with ethics rules, and ensure that employees like Ambassador Haley are fully trained on the application and importance of ethical standards.”

no ethics??? 

no problem

Rocket Man

burnin' out his fuse up here alone

while Trump may insist that fat little Korean dude with the bad haircut is Rocket Man, the real Rocket ManX is Tesla clown, Elon Musk...both dudes are crazy but Musk really put on a show last night with the SpaceX rocket launch from Vandenberg Air Force Base....

I was sitting outside enjoying the Draconid meteors...supposed to peak on Monday night but really cool since Friday...then I see this big flash of light in the west and see the rocket headed over the ocean with some stardust trailing behind...damn tree blocked some of the view

looked like a comet and I remember watching Hale-Bopp in amazement back in the 1990s...

this was really beautiful and nobody committed mass suicide!

Good Vibrations

I'm picking up good vibrations...

now I love the Avocado Fest in Carpinteria...and so does everyone else! lots of folks took in the good vibes..how can you miss..the October weather is splendid and food is great..the girls are outtasight...

I always snag some local avocados and delicious limes...some people say the avocado is a fruit but it's not, it's an avocado..a lime is a fruit but who's counting!!

SLy's restaurant is gone and Sly and Nipper were pals but I didn't see a trace of Nipper THANK GOD!!! oh no, Nipper was 'celebrity judge' for the guacamole contest...bad vibrations!!

but THANK GOD for legitimate agriculture like avocados and limes and the flower growers who didn't sell out to the cannabis clowns!

Buy For Me The Rain

I cannot buy you happiness, I cannot by you years;
I cannot buy you happiness, in place of all the tears.
But I can buy for you a gravestone, to lay behind your head.
Gravestones cheer the living, dear, they're no use to the dead.

I do not know what has become of the Santa Barbara City Council..they won't water the lawn at De La Guerra Plaza..pair that with the ratty looking News-Press building and it looks like Tijuana down there!

ok we're in a drought so ship some water in or use desal or reclaimed..you can't always wait for rain.... you can rent the rain but you cannot buy the rain

and this cat Jason Dominguez acts like a two-year old throwing temper tantrums all the time...it appears the mayor wanted the council to gather at the the airport to learn team building skills and Jason boycotted the party...it's like Charlie Brown and Lucy with these two!! build that team, mayor!!

and straws!! why is the city wasting time trying to ban straws?? everybody likes straws!! and how would you enforce such a ban? use the police? have a "straw abuse hotline"?

and pop up shops are all the rage to get State St moving again...not gonna work..there's only one pop up that ever worked and that was the YES Store...every holiday season you could go down and buy some neat hippie stuff for your loved ones..it had a good vibe and you didn't need to get high or drunk to go there

the YES store...those days are gone forever I'm afraid but you can wait in line for days for a new Iphone from Apple!!

things are getting spooky at City Hall

Tangled Up In Blue

I had a job in the great north woods, working as a cook for a spell..

I am so inspured by that woman telling all her dirty little stories with her dirty little panties flying around.... that white frat drunk boy was so moved he cry!!!!

and #69 who had some dirty stories with a drunk councilman some years ago and then went cuckoo for awhile, has been neutralized...I pray for the wild animals in Solvang that she don't care for no more

remember: it takes two to tango and three to tangle

Do It Again

go back Jack, do it again..

wheel turning round and round.. I told the Sheriff dept to stop wasting tax money on these prostitution stings but do they listen to me?? no

so they did it again...the cops place fictitious ads online luring lonely men like me to a motel..the dudes think they gonna get laid but instead they get arrested...booked with mugshots

from the Sheriff's Office: The Sheriff’s Office will continue to conduct stings, which are intended to curb and deter human trafficking throughout Santa Barbara County. Over the years, the number of online prostitution related advertisements have grown substantially. A majority of the women advertised as prostitutes are victims of various types of abuse and/or human trafficking. One issue that drives human trafficking is the demand for women to engage in sexual exploitation. By conducting this type of operation, the intention is to deter people from searching for a prostitute, thereby reducing the demand and reducing the amount of women who fall victim to the abuse of human trafficking. 

Sheriff Brown's thinking what all us guys are thinking!!

this has nada to do with Human Trafficking and the Sheriff should know considering his undersheriff was parked in a police cruiser, behind a Von's, drinking and having sex with a cute co-worker..ya know Sheriff Brown, some of us aren't so lucky!!

but this story was in Edhat and they showed the guys and two were from Carpinteria and one was a dentist in Santa Barbara, armed with a needle and drugs I assume it was novocain...my dentist shoots me up all the time so what's the fuss??

and this Carp dude was in trouble before for stealing exotic plants in Carp and Ojai...

it's a set up and should be illegal because now I gotta go to Ventura to get some action..

and in Ventura, you can get away with murder!!

Horse with No Name

the heat is getting hotter!!

If I've told you once, I've told youz a thousand times,  something ain't right in the world of non-profits...and the sitch in Santa Barbara is rife with corruption but do you see the news media doing any stories..no...they are more interested in crime in Oxnard and breweries in Santa Barbara and wine tasting in the valley..oh and walking their fucking dogs!!

but the SB Botanic Garden issue keeps getting weirder..after I shared the dog bite story at the garden which the media ignored, it has come to my attention-span via hearsay and hearsay is simply facts that haven't been proven yet

it starts with the family of the girl hurt by the freak weather storm a few years ago..very sad indeed..but the family is suing the City of Santa Barbara..the city is not responsible for the weather, the county is!

anyway, the personal injury attorney handling the freak weather case is tied up with the nonprofit Hearts Theraputic Adaptive Equestrian Center (spouses or sumpin) who is tied up with the folks who run the Botanic Garden who let their dog bite a citizen..and the citizen sued the Botanic Garden!! the wife of the garden's CEO is a promiscuous non-profit raider who can pull a cork, I'm told...now she's with the Equestrian Center and they wanna raise five million dollars at the Biltmore Coral Casino luncheon and they even invited city officials..all so they can move to land the county owns for which they pay ZERO rent....geez ever hear of GOFUND ME??

the Equestrian Center is going thru some bad times with this botanic broad at the helm..a couple of lawsuits in the oven and the rumor is they are running out of money so naturally they need a quick 5 mill so why not try to get some donation money from the city gov't your husband is suing!!! invite 'em to lunch!! the city always settles so the payday for hubby will be HUGE!!! 

and there's no accountability apparently when Boards and CEOs are consensual and incestual..

that's a quick synopsis of the sick, sick non-profit situation in Santa Barbara..

maybe the fake news could pick up the story!