Out of Time

you're obsolete my baby, my poor old-fashioned baby

so the Unity Shoppe is doing another Telethon after having closed down due to financial issues...I'm sure the same old people will be begging for cash, the Chumash will chip in some gambling profits and Nipper will be there acting stupid as usual...will Wendy participate? no, she will be hiding somewhere as usual

the Unity Shoppe business model just does not work so why do they keep pretending they are relevant? When the Unity Shoppe shut down for a month or so, the Food Bank was there to provide for those really in need, so I'll support the Food Bank, an honorable non-profit

speaking of obsolete, the News-Press had a story on their former editorial writer and blabbermouth Andy Caldwell, who held a campaign rally in Santa Maria in the rain...

Supporters of Andy Caldwell gather in a Santa Maria hotel parking lot to hear him speak about run for Congress
by Soe Han Tha December 8, 2019

obsolete teabaggers!

 
the last editorial Andy wrote was this one: Guest opinion: The Future They Will Never See
by Andy Caldwell November 4, 2019 

it was about oil and green energy but the point is Andy wants to beat Salud Carbajal...but I'm afraid Andy, that's a future you will never see

and Andy says: “I want to return our country to one country under God. I want to return our country to a country that’s indivisible,” Mr. Caldwell said on the makeshift stage. “I want to go back to the melting pot. I want to go back to promoting social and economic upward mobility for everybody.”

PERV

well how do you explain your admiration for a guy who promotes man/boy sex?? Andy thinks Milo Yiannopoulos who once wrote for obsolete Breitbart News is "brilliant"

I think he's a pervert..both of 'em

Magic Carpet Ride

why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride

I turn on the radio and now KTYD is playing Poison, Blondie, the Cars, Black Sabbath and other hair bands..completely over-rated and unacceptable!! the new program director has not a clue

update: now KTYD is playing cool, uncensored rocknroll!! WTF...I'm getting whiplash listening to the radio...and where would we be without the radio?? in Dire Straits 

so how are the Magic Rings holding up in our creeks? you know, those God-awful ring nets the do-gooders installed, littering our beautiful creeks

according to KEYT, they are working great!! I think the idea is to catch the debris from a 500-year storm that would follow a huge fire...the folks living next to the creeks would be saved like magic!! and the Thomas Fire/ Flood can finally be avenged

the Magic Rings are working!!

but you know what they say in Real Estate: location, location, location

I am sorry to break it to these folks but gravity caused the water and mud and trees to flow with torrential rains after the fire...

Magic Rings will not stop this force

Mellow Yellow

they call me mellow yellow...quite rightly

so marijuana makes you mellow, eh?

check out this loser, arrested in Santa Barbara for exposing himself to girls...this fuck is from North Carolina with an arrest record

Mugshots.com ID: 89558450
Name: SLUDER, BRYANT COLBY
Race: WHITE
Gender: MALE
Age: 26
DOB: 6/03/1988
Arrest Date: 1/17/2015
Release Date: N/A
Next Court Date: 2/10/2015
Total Bond Amount: $5,000.00
Booking Number: 257575
Booking Agency: Buncombe County Sheriff Dept
Charges:
#1 #2
Charge P/W/I/M/S/D SCH VI CS
(CS-SCH VI - is legal/law enforcement 'shorthand' which means: "Controlled Substance-Schedule 6" which is where Cannabis/Marijuana is listed)
Status PRE-TRIAL
Docket # 15CR 080540
Bond Amount SECURED $5,000.00

send him back!!!

California Dreamin'

I'd be safe and warm if I was in LA

with Andy Caldwell running for senate, I haven't heard peep from him in the News-Press editorials since Nov 4...I guess it's due to the senate bid Andy is pursuing to save California..and Andy's pal (these two must share the same underpanties) Joe Armendariz provided a lame editorial on Nov 7 and then nothing...

and why Das, Joe and Gail Marshall debated Trump in Carpinteria at the Plaza Theater I'll never know..oh I know they changed the name to Alcazar-a scar on the face of Carpinteria-but it's the Plaza Theater

GO LAURA CAPPS!!!

well it's obvious that California needs to be run by moderates otherwise it will turn into a pot infested, over-populated  jungle
and the  hippies have covered the marsh with plastic sheeting to kill Japanese Sea Grass!! how stupid these people are and it's affecting my view... I don't care about climate change, but I am concerned with acid rain

I love California..the weather's nice and the women are beautiful

and the hawks are hungry

Everybody Loves a Clown

so why don't you?

I'm still waiting for the News-Press to do a story on the nonprofit Youth Initiative rape charges..

and speaking of clowns, I haven't seen a News-Press editorial from Andy Caldwell in weeks! proberly cos he's running against Salud so it could be a conflict of interest..doesn't matter cos Andy will lose anyway

new serious Mike!

instead we get stories like this from the News-Press involving the usual suspects...I'm certain that the Chumash paid some cash to Mike Stoker for this PR stunt...

Dancing with the Stars??

the Casino is a plague, attracting all manner of lowlife gamblers who don't know the value of a dollar and the Chumash are only too happy to take their money..but not mine

and Mike Stoker appointed by Trump is a joke...you know what that's like?

• it's like letting the wolf  babysit Little Red Ridinghood 
• it's like getting the fox to watch the Channel Islands
• it's like getting Wendy to head the union
• like getting a monkey to watch the weasel
• like getting a weasel to chase a monkey

when Greka Oil was polluting and spilling, Mike was right there protecting them, lying for them and now this nonsense...

oil spills that kill

if the Chumash resort wasn't there, then they wouldn't generate any waste and they wouldn't have these phony visits by Trumpies congratulating them on their "recycling" program...besides everybody knows all the recycled waste ends up in 3rd world countries anyway

"The Environmental Protection Agency has recognized the Santa Ynez Band of Chumash Indians and Chumash Casino Resort for efforts to cut down waste, including recycling and food recovery.

Mike Stoker, regional administrator for  EPA Pacific Southwest, toured the Chumash Casino Resort during America Recycles Week.

“The Chumash Casino Resort’s Zero Waste initiatives are making a real difference for the environment,” said Mr. Stoker. “By diverting more than 90 percent of their total waste stream from landfills and sharing their expertise with other tribes, they are true recycling champions.”

Kenneth Kahn, chairman of the Santa Ynez Band of Chumash Indians, described the recognition as an honor"

the Chumash keep giving back to the community

I wish they'd stop

Takin' It To The Streets

I ain't blind and I don't like what I think I see

who's watching our youth? the Devil? stoners and child molestors?? geez

this is an appalling story about yet another shady nonprofit called Youth Interactive Santa Barbara..

*News-Press and KEYT have yet to mention this story... I wonder why...but you can be sure they will do plenty of stories on those icky homeless people!

here's some links of a fundraiser, the Board with Honorary Board Member/Patron singer Michael McDonald!! I don't think he knew but ya never know

https://www.independent.com/2017/12/09/benefit-event-held-youth-interactive/

https://www.youthinteractive.us/board-of-directors-1

and here's the story:
https://calcoasttimes.com/2019/11/01/santa-barbara-youth-program-staffer-raped-14-year-old-mentee-lawsuit-alleges/

"In the spring of 2014, Youth Interactive CEO Nathalie Gensac brought the girl over to her Montecito home. Hernandez, who would sometimes spend the night at Gensac’s home, was also there.

Gensac and Hernandez were drinking red wine and smoking marijuana, the latter of which they offered to the teen. The group was also watching the film Pulp Fiction at the time.
After Gensac went to bed, Hernandez raped the 14-year-old girl on the sofa, according to the lawsuit.

Following the incident, the teen was transferred to the home of Emily Griffith, a coordinator who oversaw all program participants and mentors. Griffith told the alleged victim she knew she had sex with Hernandez and it went unreported to police, even though Youth Interactive is a mandatory reporter of child abuse, according to the suit.

Several months later, the alleged victim was sexually assaulted a second time by Hernandez, this time at the Youth Interactive office.

In Jan. 2017, the alleged victim told Gensac she was raped by Hernandez inside Gensac’s home in 2014. Gensac did not report the allegation to police, according to the suit.

When contacted by KSBY, Gensac said she had yet to be served with the suit and that she cannot comment on the allegations. Gensac also said Hernandez and Griffith are no longer part of Youth Interactive."

wow! if it's true, this could kill every nonprofit in Santa Barbara and expose these rats for the predators they are....pot and wine parties at the CEO's house in Montecito??  storing jars of marijuana at the State St headquarters??? outrageous!

I'll be watching this one closely

What'd I Say

baby what'd I say

my idea of sex education is to have the pretty teacher bare her breasts and let the guys in the class jerk off in front of her

Dr Laura was pretty hot!!

so Trump's nonprofit charity, the Trump Foundation was a for-profit scam..and now Trump has to pay a penalty of 2 million dollars...Trump used some of the money for him and his kids(adult children) and posed as though he was raising money for veterans when the money went to his campaign!!!

that's enough to impeach the motherfucking draft dodger right there...

remember holier-than-thou Dr Laura..she had her own scam veteran charity that was finally exposed when she tried to pull her shit in Carpinteria....Dr Laura used to write a column for the News-Press and Wendy and Nipper endorsed Trump...no character these people..none

and Don Jr is on a book tour..

ugh, I can't stand it