Wednesday, May 6, 2020

As Tears Go By

I sit and watch, as tears go by

Dear Visitors to the City of Carpinteria,

I apologize for the piss-poor leadership from the City Council and City management during this virus panic



the City is now engaged in idiotic beach parking games...first the giant signs, then they barricade the small parking lots, some can only hold less than ten cars, then they put up Timed Parking signs, all this at taxpayer expense...




the beach is open but they want to make it hard to park...the goal is to prevent people from going to the beach and to stop the spread of COVID-19 (Carp Stoner Logic)

but there's no evidence that people on the beach are spreading anything but sand

the City is following Gov Nuisance and his silly, stupid directives with modifications


meanwhile Carp businesses are drying up and blowing away


the city manager should be fired and the City Council needs to be voted out next election cycles


PERIOD

Sunday, May 3, 2020

While My Guitar Gently Weeps

I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping



ok so Nick Masuda replaced Scott Steepleton and now Nick got fired or quit over Wendy's editorial which you can read right here


but while I was sleeping, the Independent, according to a commenter, has the story of Nick's demise...


https://www.independent.com/2020/05/02/santa-barbara-news-press-editor-and-owner-part-ways-over-covid-19/

words between Nick and Wendy caused Nick to depart the News-Press...damn,  I wonder what was said...Wendy can be pretty cross when she wants and Nick definitely goaded her  when another commenter here noted: Today, there's a disclaimer at the bottom of Wendy's editorial stating that her opinions "do not necessarily reflect those of the SBNP staff."

now that must've pissed off Wendy something fierce...Nick you just can't mess with Wendy's conspiracy theories because they are the only thing holding her brainpan together...even though we all know it's a pretty big jump to blame a worldwide pandemic on the Democrats, dumb as they are, Wendy sincerely believes Nanny Pelosi is behind it




however, the origin of the coronavirus is not China..the origin is the giant cruise ships..the Princess, Carnival, Royal Caribbean..all breeding grounds for disease, haplessly spread throughout the cities of the world...and remember former city councilman Frank Hotchkiss lobbied to get more ships to visit Santa Barbara, then he took off for Georgia...


well, if Santa Barbara goes under, you can blame Frank

Friday, May 1, 2020

Go Where You Wanna Go

do what you wanna, wanna do

I don't need permission from the governor to go to the beach or anywhere else...if he keeps it up, I'll slap that boy into the middle of next week




now, it is a beautiful May 1st...I'll spray some Lysol on me
and I'll be good to go


hey, Wendy and I finally kinda agree on something...Newsom is an idiot...but I don't think the Corona-Virus is a conspiracy theory created to bring Trump down..you see Wendy, Trump is an idiot, too and this whole sorry mess should end his presidency in November...


but I like the rest of her opinion and it is time to OPEN UP the state of California


(my comments in red)


The following is an opinion piece written by Wendy P. McCaw, the co-publisher of the News-Press:
From the publisher: We are living in tyranny
by Wendy P. McCaw May 1, 2020 


If there were any doubt the Wuhan virus, through our elected officials, has taken over every aspect of our lives, Gov. Newsom’s arbitrary and unconstitutional actions prove it.
(Wendy, say what you mean: it's the Chink Virus)


Until this virus became a political weapon it was just another run-of-the-mill virus.  Look to see what both Pelosi and Fauci were saying in January and February versus what they are both saying today.  It became clear they could use the virus as a weapon to make their political policy changes and to further damage a duly elected president. (and duly gone in November)


When the virus became political some governors — Newsom is a good example — became dictators.  Yesterday’s most recent stupidity was to close “ALL [stet] beaches and all state parks”.  Mayor Murillo, never one to show leadership, acquiesced to these new “rules” saying “we will follow his order…”
Today it is unclear as to what Newsom is really going to do. He’s now saying he will close the Orange County beaches, not ALL beaches as he threatened and issued in a letter from police chiefs yesterday. (Gavin and Cathy, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G)


But we are not a country of sheep. (have you seen a Trump rally???)


This virus has been made out to be the bogeyman by the propagandists; it serves their purpose to get their candidate in office by tanking the economy, keeping people in abject fear of what could happen. Feeding fear is a powerful tool and it’s been used effectively by those in offices elected and unelected and it’s been used very effectively by dictators in the past.
Think of all the businesses that have shut down because of dictates that are unproven.  We have not been given numbers that have substance, if one questions what’s been foisted on us by mainstream media we are called “deniers”, like in “climate change.”  Apparently we can’t question any of these “experts.”
Who is asking questions?  If one has an opinion which may be different from the propaganda we’ve been fed, their posts get removed from Facebook, YouTube, etc., if the question ever gets there in the first place. (free-market capitalism doesn't work)


We are living in tyranny right now brought to you by tinhorn dictators in governors’ offices, and medical professionals and elites in ivory towers who have never run a business in their lives. (remember "McCaw, Obey the Law" the good ol' days!)


Newsom recently spent over a BILLION of our tax dollars on masks from China at $5 a piece (apparently there is no sign of these masks arriving) and is now giving $75 million of our tax dollars to illegal aliens. (hahahahaa)


Dissension and our civil right to protest is being denied. Our liberties are being stripped for what, a virus?? Think about this. (is dissension a right??)


If this country can be put into this situation by a virus, what would it take to completely turn us into the Soviet Union or Nazi Germany?  We are not that far away now, having to stand in line to get into supermarkets, finding the shelves empty of products that were in plentiful supply before the virus and now the rationing of products.  When food shortages arrive watch to see how bad it will become. (there's plenty of deer and rabbits in the woods)




We need to stand up, question, confront.  We desperately need to get businesses back up and running NOW, take the shackles off the economy and get the bureaucrats off our backs.  If we can’t do that we will forever be under the thumb of tyranny. 

(bravo, Wendy)

Wendy P. McCaw is the co-publisher of the News-Press and the views and opinions expressed in this article are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect those of the SBNP staff.

Thursday, April 30, 2020

REVOLUTION

you say you want a revolution, well you know, we'd all love to change your head



ACHTUNG!!!
CALIFORNIA BEACHES CLOSED!!!
KEIN WINDERDIEST!!!


CORRECTION! ONLY ORANGE COUNTY BEACHES CLOSED..TOO MANY DUMMKOPF REPUBLICANS!!



the beach is our lifeline....if the jerk-off drunk Newsom closes the beaches then we must have a REVOLUTION at the beach


EVERYONE HIT THE BEACHES THIS WEEKEND!!!!

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Very Superstitious

wash your face and hands
Rid me of the problem, do all that you can

despite all the evidence that masks don't do any good against Covid 19, the Santa Barbara City Council voted to require people use them in public and in businesses, according to EDHAT..oh and the City of SB requires that folks wear hats, too...tin foil hats


Mayor Murillo

the source of the story was the City of SB itself and they claim any face covering will do...Face masks may include cloth masks, scarves, bandanas or other face coverings over the mouth and nose of a person


the SB City Council is full of goofballs and the Mayor Murillo is an embarrassment, just dumb as can be, like the Goofy gov Newsom


'Lynn Bufka, a clinical psychologist and senior director for practice, research and policy at the American Psychological Association, suspects that people are clinging to masks for the same reason they knock on wood or avoid walking under ladders. “Even if experts are saying it’s really not going to make a difference, a little [part of] people’s brains is thinking, well, it’s not going to hurt. Maybe it’ll cut my risk just a little bit, so it’s worth it to wear a mask,” she says. In that sense, wearing a mask is a “superstitious behavior”: if someone wore a mask when coronavirus or another viral illness was spreading and did not get sick, they may credit the mask for keeping them safe and keep wearing it.'


when you believe in things, you don't understand


then you suffer

Saturday, April 25, 2020

Paradise

Well, sometimes we'd travel right down the Green River
To the abandoned old prison down by Airdrie Hill
Where the air smelled like snakes and we'd shoot with our pistols
But empty pop bottles was all we would kill




ok so the corona virus is on us now like a poodle on a young feller's leg, and some folks are hiding in their homes. and Gov Newsom is running around California like a Nazi, rambling incoherently


I'm done with it!! the states and the feds have had plenty of time to solve the problem but now it's up to the people, man




and I see them on the beaches on these warm lovely April days...there's no way to keep us away from the beaches!! NO WAY!! 


and the ocean is the safest place to be..no virus can survive the salty water...sharks don't get the flu..have you ever seen a shark sneeze?? 


and the flowers are pretty and the air smells like licorice, lemon and honey


and snakes

Sunday, April 12, 2020

World in Changes

still going through

well isn't this fun!! the Trump virus is fucking up everything! did it disappear by Easter because of a miracle as Trumpski promised? no



but Happy Easter anyway...and I see that the Bluffs are closed which is good..no dogs!! I think many beaches and trails should be off limits to the public until they can show some responsibility and respect for the natural beauty...the trails and beaches are not cesspools for dogs


yeah it's a pain to shop nowadays with the nutty social distancing practiced in stores..the tape on the floor you gotta stand behind so you don't get cooties



and I don't "stay home and save lives" ...  I go out and commune with nature..everyone else can stay home for that gives me the whole town to myself


my Easter feast will consist of a Spam sandwich and boiled potatoes


simple food for a simple man