A Natural Man...

buy for me the rain....

the stories about Black Friday never cease to amaze me...a crowd of people BUSTED down door at WalMart and trampled an employee to death! So if Wal Mart wants to build in your neighborhood, you need to protest...wear chains and style you hair into a Mohawk and go to City Hall and just say "NO!".....I went up to Ojai for Thanksgiving and had a lovely time...Ojai is the last place where you can see California as it was before subdivisions..the Lake is a powerspot..and now I got a new hobby..driving back on Highway 150 on a cold dark night with the windows down...you hear the coyotes yapping up there...it's cold, lonely, wild and glorious! I need to keep the California University biologists away from this area before they fuck it up by killing everything non native..so DESTROY THIS POST after reading..please...
I get a lot of catalogs in the mail but this one takes the cake...JL Powell..they must think I got a rich girlfriend.. hey..Reese Witherspoon lives in Ojai..maybe I could hook up with her..anyway, at JL Powell, you can buy a cashmere mock sweater for $898!..or howz about a cotton trapper vest for $595!..or my favorite..a Coyote Throw for $5998 made from the fur of north American coyotes..I'm gettin' my rifle and goin' back up to Ojai and doing a little trappin' and huntin'..look for a new product line in the future....

I got a BS in BS from Channel Islands University!

Captive-Breeding Programs Speed Swift Recovery of Island Foxes
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the Nature Con and Parks Service are putting out Island Fox propaganda with the help of Parks hand-maidens like Chuck Graham who has a story in Noozhawk...they stopped printing my letters for some reason..NO ONE prints my letter anymore except me!

Now, do you really think killing 5000 pigs and "removing" a few golden eagles had anything to do with the "recovery"..of course not! First of all, they didn't recover..they were not endangered to begin with.. the population fluctuated for a number of reasons, distemper being one...the biologists panicked, created a problem, got money to kill animals, and now everything is hunky-dory! "You have to show success," Parks superintendent Galipeau said recently, "so people can see and believe the endangered species programs are working." You have to show success! he says..even if the restoration was orchestrated and the public manipulated... you fooled 'em, Russ! what a crock!
Animal Cruelty has been a felony in California since 1988 and carries a maximum jail term of three years ... and exterminating animals for being labeled non-native is animal cruelty, pure and simple.. I am pro-hunting but most hunters will tell you this is mindless slaughter...how long before these inane policies spread to the mainland..US Fish and Wildlife people come knocking on your door wanting to confiscate your dog or cat for being "non-native"!
Bionativism rears its ugly head again as the "science of malice and intolerance"...Parks Biologists continue their cowardly actions... this is not hunting or culling, this is extermination..there's big difference! Did you ever see the ads on TV..drug companies have flooded the market with drugs that are supposed to treat everything from ADD to ED (both made-up disorders!)..but the drugs have side effects that CAN KILL YOU! It is absurd what they try to sell and what they expect the public to swallow....these are the tactics used by biologists on the Channel Islands..the side effects of restoration are much worse than the supposed disease or cure...biologists create an ecological "problem" or disease and then offer a cure..if the public buys into it, you got a job for life..killing things that create "problems!! It is an absolutely foolish way to approach or control nature...the consequences are everywhere..poison, removing "non-native" plants that stabilize soils..it is a mindset that needs to change, or the taxpayers will be throwing money into an abyss forever.
The restorations must be accompanied by an independent media...people need to see the poisoning, killing and destruction that goes on and the consequences to the environment....
Species wiped out by "biologists" so far on the Channel Islands:
pig eradication to benefit island fox ...(or native species)
turkey eradication to benefit island fox...
sheep eradication to benefit island fox...
fennel eradication to benefit island fox...
golden eagle eradication/removal to benefit island fox..
rat eradication to benefit island fox..
raccoons killed
deer to be killed for being "invasive"
olive trees gone because they are non -native
and the latest proposal..kill all cats on San Nicolas island..a year long killing spree
The bottom line is this is hype..pure and simple...the fox would have been fine with the pigs and golden eagles. This was island species cleansing...and a shameful chapter in the Parks Service and Nature Conservancy legacy..

cover up my head..

the Tea House Ten.. the NewsPress Three..the Zaca Two..the Deryk one...

the Newspress wants names and no special treatment, Dr. Laura wants full prosecution...but I axe you, where were Wendy's and Nipper's outcries when Dr. Laura's son Deryk was disgracing the Army with his blogs depicting child molestation, racism and murder? Well, where were they...they were silent! The Army disgraced itself by covering up Deryk's behavior, now that's special treatment, and then giving Dr. Laura an award! They tried to tell us that the blog was in fact done by gays, or terrorists..Well, maybe the fire was caused by gay terrorists! The Zaca fire was caused by a private ranch not following proper safety procedure..two workers were welding in hot weather without extinguishers or fire suppressing items close by...no excuse for such an OSHA violation...the ranch was just as stupid as the Tea Garden Ten...now, should the students be named..of course..step up, accept responsibilty, and become an adult..that's how it works...a few folks will ask for your head..the NewsPress will because Nipper's house burned down; there's no need to tar and feather the young people responsible for the fire. Justice should be metered out fairly without prejudice when ALL the facts are in..not because the NewsPress ink barrel upset....and what about the labor laws broken by McCaw and Co...her ex-husband's money has allowed her to delay justice indefinitely..what a flaming hypocrite and coward she is!
so NewsPress... stop bitching, accept the community's goodwill and help to those who deserve it.. and especially to those who don't..

Eh! Hosers! Happy Thanksgiving...

guest post by Sarah Palin

Thank you Mick for allowing me to lead a little Thanksgiving prayer for you and your special ed readers..God knows you all need it..first of all, let me put a rumor to rest..John McCain and I never got it on! However, Cindy McCain and I..well lets just say we were good pals, you betcha..
Hey, how's the weather down there in good ol' Santa Barbara..you know if you scramble the letters in Santa you come up with Satan..hey hey my my..
Well, Me, Trig and Shooter went out to the north forty and bagged a turkey and a liberal..see the pics! That's the neck-breakin' contraption in the back ground there...that sucker never had a chance...I am announcing that I will run for president in 2012 and my running mate will be..ME! My ego is too friggin' big and I'm too pretty to give the spotlight to anyone else there....so remember, have a Happy Turkey day and that's Palin & Palin in 2012 there.....

Three Days of the Turkey...

starring Randy Alcorn as "the Turkey"

say you went out to buy lunch for your co-workers..some salami sandwiches, noodle salad and cokes or whatever..you came back to work and they were all dead! How would you feel? Be honest...I would cry for some and for some others..not so much... I'm glad ..actually THANKFUL I never worked at the NewsPress or Daily Sound..both have done something really stupid..hired Randy Alcorn to write a column..Alcorn's claim to fame was CFO at the NewsPress.. he brown-nosed Wendy until she gave him a column..a wordy anti-gov't/anti-worker rant..he sat idly by while NP managment messed with the workers at the paper..then he finally got a spine and wrote a little blurb, hinting Wendy may be a bad manager...so she fired him! That is the one thing Wendy did right...
I recall one time he called city workers "miscreants" for gathering at City Hall during union negotiations..so now we have Randy writing for the Daily Sound and blaming the auto workers for the Big Three money problems...let me clear this up for you Randy..blue collars workers aren't to blame..white collar management is to blame..Enron, Aig, CitiGroup, and all the others living too high on the turkey, mismanaging, not caring at all about the companies....the autoworkers made major concessions to keep the GM, Ford and the other guy solvent..but management kept screwing up..and the shareholders didn't demand they be fired! So this is not about unions, Randy Dickhead, this is about MISMANAGEMENT...workers in America demand a decent wage, benefits for their families and a stake in the company they work for..if managers don't understand that, they are destined to fail..to be failures, like you...you probably drive a little Prius you little pussy...

Idle Waggers...

New!! Improved!!.... the Dr Laura Channel...highlights ahead! did I die and go to Hell?? Look at this stuff....it is sick!

Dr Laura Kills little dog and stuffs it then laughs about it!
Since Santa Barbara restaurants won't let dogs in, Dr. Laura decided to kill her little poodle Beebe and stuff it! That way she can bring it into posh Montecito eatery Tre Lune and dine without worries! The dog's neck was broken by putting it head first into one of those turkey -killing machines they use in Alaska that Sarah Palin showed us..just put the turkey or animal head first into the machine, then pull a lever and break its neck... Simple and effective...

Dr Laura Lesbo Leaning!?
Dr. Laura invited cute piece of ass to her YouTube show to discuss..LESBIAN SEX!! Notice the young tart looking at camera with smiley anticipation! I wanna watch you two on youtube...please..I'll beg like a dog, Laura..PLEASE!!

Channel Islands Parks Biologists Hire Iraq Police for Next Killing Spree...

Iraqi police officer Qassim Ahmed takes aim before shooting a stray dog in the Mansour neighborhood of Baghdad, Iraq, Sunday. More than 200 of the strays were killed during the first day of a campaign to reduce the threat from dog packs that have been terrorizing some neighborhoods.
after seeing this story, the Channel Islands biologists and Nature Con contracted the Iraq police to "take care" of the remaining "non-native" varmints on the islands...
BAGHDAD (Nov. 23) - Baghdad authorities killed more than 200 stray dogs on Sunday, the opening day of a campaign to cull dog packs roaming the capital that was prompted by a spate of fatal attacks on residents.
Three teams of veterinarians and police officers used poisoned meat and rifles to kill the animals, said Dr. Hassan Chaloub, an official at the veterinary hospital supervising the effort. He said the capital has no dog shelters. ...now dogs are terrorists!!?
We invaded Iraq to liberate these idiots??

Monday Morning Quarterback...

12..16..54..69..hike up yer dresses, ladies!

Fat actor picked as Grand Marshall for Santa Barbara Holiday Parade
On November 22, 2008, Baumgartner was annouced as the Grand Marshall of Santa Barbara's Holiday Parade on December 5, 2008
now would someone tell me why??
how about a firefighter or volunteer or local employee??
visit SBDowntown to voice your displeasure..

Vatican Forgives Lennon.. who cares what stupid dirty old men say..Fuck the Vatican!!
VATICAN CITY - The Vatican's newspaper has finally forgiven John Lennon for declaring that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, calling the remark a "boast" by a young man grappling with sudden fame.
The comment by Lennon to a London newspaper in 1966 infuriated Christians, particularly in the United States, some of whom burned Beatles' albums in huge pyres. "The remark by John Lennon, which triggered deep indignation mainly in the United States, after many years sounds only like a 'boast' by a young working-class Englishman faced with unexpected success, after growing up in the legend of Elvis and rock and roll," Vatican daily Osservatore Romano said.
The article, marking the 40th anniversary of the Beatles' "The White Album," went on to praise the pop band.
"The fact remains that 38 years after breaking up, the songs of the Lennon-McCartney brand have shown an extraordinary resistance to the passage of time, becoming a source of inspiration for more than one generation of pop musicians," it said.

Dr. Laura facelift!

new eyes, eyebrows, teeth..a brand new girl!
very sexy...

Nipper wins award!
Nipper informs us in his girlfriend's paper he has won the prestigious IRHA for radio travel show "Around the World"...

I'm speechless...