Tuesday, April 27, 2010

way to go, Arizona!!

no more Spics..let's declare a legal holiday!!
I for one am grateful dead that the wise folks in Arizona had the courage to say: no more spics in America! I mean it's getting ridiculous..brown people are everywhere now..in the fields picking our veggies, waiting on us (us=white folks) in restaurants and cooking our food! egadds, don't get cooties..or spickies!!
It's about time we cleaned up America with some industrial strength Spic and Span....ha ha..get it?? Taxpayers should not foot the bill everytime an illegal alien gets sick...although I'm not sure I ever have..but anyway, you know what I mean...and these Spic people are SO DIRTY and UGLY...don't they ever take a bath??
Crossing the borders to commit crimes and rape our women is unacceptable...if the gov't won't help, then Arizionians will take matters into their own hands..shoot to kill, I say. If you're brown, you're goin' down!! no more Frito bandidos!!
hateiscool
It doesn't matter to me that Mexico owned a good deal of the USA until we stole it from them, or that we invited them in to help us out during WWII...it's ours now and they need to get the fuck out and go back to Mexico and the drug lords...America has no such problems as long as we remain the Judeo-Christian little angels that we are, living pure and clean lives....
so let's celebrate Arizona... and NO MORE MEXICANS!!

Monday, April 26, 2010

you gotta serve somebody....

hey...if you're a private sector conservative, would you fetch me a soda??

have you ever noticed that all these so called economic geniuses/ theorists are working at a frenzied pace to blame the working class for the global economic meltdown. Their "work" consists of writing for private conservative (aka anti-union) papers or magazines, demonizing unions, teachers, nurses and public employees and saying NOTHING about the free market monetary systems they support that collapsed from the weight of greed and fraud..so while the conservatives catterwall about the working class and our increasing power, the real story is their inability to face the facts that Bush's retarded Texas cowboy act was extremely damaging to this country....now we are stabilizing the economy and I hope you are enjoying the nice little bull run on Wall Street..a better regulated Wall Street is a healthier America...
a few opinions from the web contrast the reality:
How public servants became our masters
Jan 13th 2010, 21:56 by Lexington
In REASON magazine, Steven Greenhut has a Jeremiad about public servants...
He opens with a tale from California, where hundreds of thousands of public servants have a "shield" in the state's record system between their car license plate numbers and their home addresses. This means they can run red lights with impunity, and are often let off other driving offenses. hey, how cool to be a county worker! you can run red lights!!??
What caused the Crisis?
Derivatives....
seekingalpha
As we celebrate year three of the Great Financial Crisis with the first official bailout of an entire country (Greece), I’m still astounded by the complete and utter lack of coverage the underlying cause of this Crisis has received.
Tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of articles and research reports have been written about the Crisis, and yet I would wager less than 1% of them actually bother talking about what caused it, let alone how the various efforts to stop it have in fact FAILED to address this key issue.
Remember back in 2007? At that time we were told it was all about Subprime mortgages. Then in 2008, we were told it was the investment banks, specifically Lehman Brothers’ failure and AIG’s credit default swaps. In 2009, we were told it was poor accounting standards and bad bets made by Wall Street. And here we are in 2010, and we’re still being told it was simply bad bets made by Wall Street.
All of these answers are partially right, but none of them are totally 100% accurate. Why? Because they fail to address the one underlying issue that links ALL of these items. I’m talking about the Black Hole of Finance: a bottomless pit that no official or regulator bothers mentioning in public because acknowledging it would mean acknowledging that all of the efforts to stop the Crisis are truly paltry.....
SO NOW YOU WANT TO GET MAD? We had eight years of Bush and Cheney, but now you get mad! You didn’t get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and appointed a President. You didn’t get mad when Cheney allowed Energy company officials to dictate energy policy. You didn’t get mad when a covert CIA operative got ousted. You didn’t get mad when the Patriot Act got passed.. You didn’t get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no threat to us. You didn’t get mad when we spent over 600 billion(and counting) on said illegal war. You didn’t get mad when over 10 billion dollars just disappeared in Iraq. You didn’t get mad when you found out we were torturing people. You didn’t get mad when the government was illegally wiretapping Americans. You didn’t get mad when we didn’t catch Bin Laden. You didn’t get mad when you saw the horrible conditions at Walter Reed. You didn’t get mad when we let a major US city drown. You didn’t get mad when we gave a 900 billion tax break to the rich. You didn’t get mad when, using reconciliation; a trillion dollars of our tax dollars were redirected to insurance companies for Medicare Advantage which cost over 20 percent more for basically the same services that Medicare provides. You didn’t get mad when the deficit hit the trillion dollar mark, and our debt hit the thirteen trillion dollar mark. You finally got mad when the government decided that people in America deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick. Yes, illegal wars, lies, corruption, torture, stealing your tax dollars to make the rich richer, are all okay with you, but helping other Americans… oh hell no. AND NOW YOU’RE MAD
remember when Wendy declared war on the working class? well, she's got one!!

Thursday, April 22, 2010

are you ready for the country??

Welcome to Farmville...
two things I don't get: white trash invading Santa Barbara and Farmville...there's a lot of farmers in Carp, but they're not fake, they grow real things in real dirt and they got farmer's daughters wut like to make hay!!
Farmville is some kind of social game they play on Facebook.. everything grows on Farmville, you can fertilize your neighbor's eggs, you can adopt giraffes, you can do all sorts of weird stuff...I swear to God, I must've missed an off ramp somewhere back awhile in my life...
because I don't understand all this chicken coop stuff....
here's some examples:
Toni is so happy to have a new baby Tree Kangaroo in her zoo that she wanted to celebrate by sharing a collectible baby animal topiary with her friends!
Kathie has completed the Gardening Tools Collection and wants to share a collectible for their friends!
Kathie was tending their cows when an adorable Baby Calf caught their eye! This Baby Calf is already eager to explore the world on their own and is looking for a new home.
Candy is constructing a Nursery Barn and needs help! They need their friends to send them 8 Bricks, 5 Wooden Boards, 3 Nails, 6 Bottles, and 3 Blankets
Don is trying to build a bigger Chicken Coop and they still need the help of 10 more friend(s)! Bigger coops can hold more chickens and more chickens mean more Mystery Eggs!
Sam was fertilizing Betty's crops and found these Spring Eggs to share!!
nope...I don't understand all this fake chicken coop stuff....
and I never will.....

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Earth to News-Press... Earth to News-Press...

whacking off with the K Reka....
if you've ever wondered why we're losing bees, butterflies, bats and other important species, look no further than the News-Press "Home and Garden" writer and "master gardener", K. Reka Badger. Her latest hallucination is about weeds. She writes of her intolerance of plants that come from other places, like Asia or Austrailia, or because they have some prickly thingies on them. She wants her intolernace to spread out into the wilds and suggests if you see a weed, or what appears to be a weed, to get a sample and drop it off to the county ag office...now, let's look at some plants she demonizes and the myths she spreads about them: blue gum eucalyptus trees are not weeds, they are simply a beautiful species that strikes fear in many due to the mistaken belief that they burn more than other trees..are these nitwits trying to tell me that they would rather stand next to a burning pine than a burning euc? silly, irrational fear... and the blue gums are home to protected species like owls and hawks and are favored by Monarch butterflies..there's no reason to destroy them; dandelions are survivors that nature wants to grow. Despite insane efforts to poison watersheds and landscapes, these hearty little flowers always come back...bees and butterflies like them and that's good enough reason to leave them alone!!
purple thistle is another lovely weed that grows everywhere..esp nice to see by the roadsides when I'm biking..purple and red finches use the seeds and silky innards of the thistle for nests...another good reason not to fear or hate this plant...so Ms. Badger, knock it off with the fear mongering and if you can't see the benefit of weeds, you need to get out more and observe nature..or get some professional help!  
Some of the benefits of weeds are listed below:
helping to conserve soil moisture and prevent erosion. A ground cover of weeds will reduce the amount of bare soil exposed helping to conserve nutrients, particularly nitrogen which could otherwise be leached away, especially on light soils.
food and shelter can be provided for natural enemies of pests and even alternative food sources for crop pests. The actual presence of weed cover may be a factor in increasing effectiveness of biological control of pests and reducing pest damage.
weeds can also be valuable indicators of growing conditions in a field, for example of water levels, compaction and pH.
weeds can be an important source of food for wildlife, especially birds. Bird populations have been declining on farmland over the last few decades and leaving weeds as a resource has been shown to help revive bird populations.
remember Reka,we're all native to Mother Earth and a balance among all species is the desired goal..

Saturday, April 17, 2010

core values...

don't be a boob, join the party!
 

awright..since everybody is fed up with everything, I'm gonna form my own political party. I will take the best aspects of all the other parties and mold it all into one..I will call it the TEAT PARTY!

That's right neighbors and friends, if you got nice teats, you're in! Awhile ago a friend of mine named Sonny asked all the women in SB to paint their nipples blue in honor of the Light Blue Line project that was about to be foisted on us, and some gals did just that...


some even did the orange orange lemon yellow color scheme..doesn't matter because a hooter is just as good a holler-back-girl, if you catch my meaning...

The first meeting of the new TEAT PARTY will be at my house..I'll need three volunteers...oh by the way guys, it's a women only party except for me...

so three ladies will come to my place and show me their tits and by virtue of Robert's Rules of Order, I'll examine the small ones first, then the next size, then the Double D's! With tits, size doesn't matter, softness does! So let's take back America from the commies, socies, cappies and hippies and celebrate teats and a softer gentler nation...what's wrong with that??

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

coliforms gone wild!

business in the street..
 
why do women change their kids' diapers in the back seat of their cars? is it because that's where the little tyke was conceived? I think youngsters should be trained to take a dump BEFORE LEAVING THE HOUSE!!

 
is that too much to ask??

Sunday, April 11, 2010

post it!

note to Republican Party:


RONALD REAGAN IS DEAD!!
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GOT IT???
then sign on the line