gentlemen prefer blondes

candles in the wind....

only the News-Press would report on a story like this...a FOX NEWS airhead lecturing folks at the Reagan Ranch Center on America's greatness....puhleeze!!

it is the red flag season so here's some to consider...the fat dude at FOXNEWS Roger Ailes has an Alfred Hitchcock complex with all the blondes at FOXNEWS...nary a brain among them...kinda like how the News-Press is set up...twenty something blonde girls running around posing as journalists....there is not one black person at the News-Press..how boring it must be there!!

but anyway Monica was pushing her "movie" and "book" and was speaking at Wendy's Young Miss America Foundation roundtable at the Reagan Ranch Center that Wendy owns...I'm gonna puke I'm gonna puke!! was Monica giving the YMAF gals fashion tips? no..wait..look at all the old dudes in the front row...probably all wacking off, or at least trying to while pretty Monica was talking!

but really, anyone who accepts money from Rupert Murdoch, the most corrupt man in the world has no business telling anyone what American values are...gee Monica, have you heard about the corruption between Rupert and the conservatives in England?? silly girl...

ok...so the reason I watch FOX NEWS is the same reason I read the News-Press..because I'm a closet teabagger! hahaha...

ok so we know that Wendy and Nipper have it in for the cops esp Chief Cam Sanchez...but here's some info I got from the Montecito Journal's Richard Mineards chap..it seems that Frank Hotchkiss doing a radio show on Wendy's rightwing propaganda radio station AM 1290....Frank was filling in for regular host Lanny Ebenstein.....Frank's guest was Chief Cam Sanchez and they taped an hour show..but the tape mysteriously was erased! the station manager apologized to Frank but... was the tape sabotaged on Wendy's orders?? was the Baron high?

and remember Carole Lieff? of course you do..while she may ignore me now, she did write a letter to the MJ stating ten reasons why she likes Montana better than California...the first one says it all: she got stopped for speeding by the state troopers, and they didn't give her a ticket...and she was stopped TWICE in the same day, still no ticket....so that's freedom to some folks..you can break the law, waste taxpayer money when the troopers have to continually babysit you, and then the troopers in Montana are too stupid to do their job and issue tickets! so why do the taxpayers even pay their salaries??

pick up your copy of the Montecito Journal today!

message in a bottle

sending out an S-O-S

there's obviously a drinking epidemic in Santa Barbara and if the elephants at the zoo can get a beer named for them by the genius brewmaster at the Brewhouse, why not some of our local celebrities? the bars can concoct a brew or spirit in honor of the infamous folks who bring us joy and loads of laughter or pain and suffering, day in and day out... but really Cat, your designated driver wasn't available?? isn't that what a designated driver is supposed to do..be available...so you don't act irresponsibly and drive drunk?? geez.....

so here's my list of new drinks you can enjoy when you're out on the town...and please remember: ENJOY RESPONSIBLY!!

Cat Cora...lap up some Cat Nip available at Cold Springs Tavern

Joe Armendariz.. try a Romeo Rollover available at the Pub

Priscilla Susman.. down an ol' 154 available at the Paradise Store

Peter Lance... sip a Skinny martini available at the Canary Hotel bar

Nipper.. nip some Gray Gigolo...available at Nipper's

Tony DeNunzio.. swill a few DeNutcrackers...exclusively at the Boathouse

Heather Lockyear.. lick up some Blonde Ambition.... find it at the Bilkmore

Lanie Tyrone Richardson... do a White Girl on the Hood available at Lucky's

so remember, if you drink and drive and get caught, and cause mayhem or even kill someone, you may get a drink named after you!

good luck and remember, the best designated driver is a phone call away...call a cab... and you can keep on chooglin'!!

one two three

that's how elementary, it's gonna be...

after hiring drug sniffing dogs to intimidate students, SB school superintendent David Cash pulls his old pal Ben Drati from the Fresno school district, and makes him the assistant superintendent of secondary education in Santa Barbara....cronism pure and simple and Santa Barbara schools will suffer...do you want your kids taught by these clowns??

I've mentioned this all before but Ben's got some issues:

Family Claims H.S. Principal Went Ballistic


By IULIA FILIP

FRESNO, Calif. (CN) - A student says high school officials had police arrest and interrogate him, then suspended him for 15 days for logging onto a Facebook page that parodied the school's principal. He says he didn't create the parody, and never logged onto the Facebook page with school computers, or during school hours or on school property.
Jacob Fleener and his parents sued Clovis West High School, the Clovis School District, Clovis High principal Benjamin Drati, and the district's Director of Student Services Gregory Bass, in Fresno County Court.
Fleener, who was a junior at the time, says he "was removed from his English class by a district police officer and a Clovis SRC [Student Resource Center] employee" in February 2010.
He was taking an English test at the time, but the police refused his English teacher's request to let him finish the test, Fleener says.
"Jacob was taken to the SRC and put in a room with two district police services officers. Nobody asked Jacob if he wanted a principal/designee with him. The SRC employee left Jacob alone with the officers then came back a moment later and confiscated Jacob's cell phone (which was turned off). The SRC employee then left Jacob alone with the two police officers who proceeded to question him." (Parentheses in complaint.)


The complaint continues: "The two district police services officers questioned Jacob while he was in their custody, but did not initially Mirandize him. After the questioning was completed, however, the officers told Jacob that although they did not need to read him his rights, they were going to do so anyway. His rights were read, and then no other questions were asked. Jacob was told to write a statement for the school, which he did.
"At all times, Jacob cooperated with the district officers and told the truth. Upon the completion of questioning, Jacob's phone was returned by the SRC employee, but it was turned on. Plaintiffs are informed and believe that the officers had turned the phone on in order to unlawfully search it."
Fleener says the school released him into the custody of his father and gave his father a letter signed by Clovis West's learning director, which stated that "Jacob participated in an activity that led to [his] arrest for ID theft."

The letter added that Jacob was being suspended for five days, and was being considered for transfer to "alternative education" for allegations of disrupting school activities, disruptive behavior, malicious defamation of school personnel, bullying, harassment, threats and intimidation.

"The incident which led to all of the foregoing was Jacob's minimal participation in a Facebook parody of Clovis West principal Ben Drati. Jacob did not create the Drati Facebook page. He was given the log-in information after the fact by the two other Clovis West students who created the Facebook page, and logged onto the page on five occasions over a several week period in approximately November 2009, and made posts. Jacob did not use any school computers to log-on or post to the Facebook page, and never did so during school hours or while on school property," the complaint states.

The Fleeners say that Drati and other school administrators refused to meet with them until after Jacob had served his five-day suspension.

When he finally did meet with them, they say, "Drati was rude and condescending to plaintiffs, which plaintiffs perceived as an attempt to bully, intimidate and belittle them. Drati was also deliberately untruthful with plaintiffs. For instance, Drati informed plaintiffs during the meeting that he had not yet made a decision on what discipline to implement/recommend for Jacob. However, plaintiffs subsequently learned that Drati had already given his recommendation to the district, and that he had recommended that Jacob be permanently removed from Clovis West."

The Fleeners say they appealed the forced transfer, but the district refused to let him return to Clovis West High School.

http://www.courthousenews.com/2011/05/10/36439.htm

why wasn't Drati vetted by the board???

everybody's got a hungry heart...

got a wife and kid in Baltimore Jack, I went out for a ride and I never came back....

ok so I've told you about a celebrity chef that appeared on Nipper's radio show ...the show that Wendy got him...I told you about chef Bradley Ogden and his criminal past...beat his girlfriend in Vegas and was arrested for robbery in Santa Barbara some years ago....but he makes a delightful quiche!!

having worked in restaurants as a kid I know about chefs...strange people indeed...chefs are some of the most perverted people I know...when I was in the kitchen at San Ysidro Ranch, the chefs would talk so dirty that the lettuce would wilt and the tomatoes would blush! people complain there's not enough jobs well there's always a job in a restaurant...trouble is you really got work up a sweat and most American don't like to sweat anymore because it would ruin their make-up and eye-shadow..I'm talking about today's guys here!

but anyway, working in a restaurant was fun...you could ramble around the state and satisfy the wanderlust and always have a job, even if only for a few weeks...

I washed dishes, bussed tables and cooked omelets, chicken-fried steaks, steak and eggs..over-easy and I can still crack an egg with one hand and lay the yolks perfectly in the pan..unbroken..beautiful...and the waitresses..ahhh..the waitresses...ohhhh the waitresses...ooooh the waitresses! talk about hungry hearts!! geeeezzz! they were soo generous with their tips and tits!!

so today I learn from KEYT that local celebrity chef, Cat Cora was busted for DUI and running her Chevy into a BMW on State St....(can't fault her for that!!)

http://www.keyt.com/news/local/Celebrity-Chef-Cited-For-DUI-161877255.html


so what will happen? will Cat run to Wendy? will Cat scratch Cam's eyes out? we know that Cat's a lesbo and had a fight with her partner...nothing wrong with that....a few hours with me and I could turn her into a holla back straight girl if she'd only give me a chance... she's pretty hot!

but it happens all the time but when chefs fight, there's always food flying around! I think Cat will own up to her mistake and not try to blame the cops...so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt..and instead of drinking and driving, I want her to come on this blog and spill her guts....she will get the needed therapy here and not act like such a dumbass again...and if Cat's love life is a pain, she needs to keep lookin' and just keep cookin'.....

in dreams

a candy colored clown they call the sandman, tiptoes to my room everynight, just to sprinkle stardust and to whisper, go to sleep, everything is alright...

a candy colored clown?

well, I had a dream last night about Marisa Tomei....we were walking down the brightly lit hall of Santa Barbara High when Jack Black shows up like a candy colored clown and I encourage Jack and Marisa to do a play together...and they talk about it and Jack is all over Marisa and I'm getting annoyed and a little jealous...

I was walking around the Miramar a few days ago and I know Elaine from Seinfeld lives around here.....and Seinfeld had an episode about Marisa...maybe if Elaine would put in a good word for me, you know in real life, me and Marisa could..well, I could see us in a little Miramar cottage for a few weeks...even though the cool old Miramar has been sitting vacant and dilapidated for ten years, it still could be a romantic getaway if no one catches us trepassing...

well, the dream kept on keeping on and Marisa is delightful and pretty and very friendly to me and Jack...but she gave me her phone number before going back to New York all of a sudden..so at the end of the dream I'm standing in my home by the phone wondering if I should call her...I pick up the receiver and I'm working up the nerve to tell her I love her...I start dialing... and then I wake up...but don't cry for me because I woke up pretty happy!

Marisa Tomei....what a woman....you could even say she's the woman of my dreams!

Please Mr. Postman...

deliver the letter, the sooner the better

so why is the News-Press so intent on protecting drunk drivers again? first it's Peter Lance a guy who lied about his age on Match.com!! and now this Miss Moreno? I don't know who she is and I don't care...but she's not stumbling around drunk anymore I hope!

is vengeful Wendy still mad at the SB cops for busting her boy Travis? yes, I think she is..and how many folks from Team Wendy have been busted by the cops? well, let's see... there's Travis, and Lanny's pot house, and Peter Lance of course; and Nipper's son busted in Ventura.... Nipper's radio pal Baron Ron Heron's son was busted twice; and there's Wendy's close pal and alcoholic Michael Douglas, his son busted for drugs.... yes I think there's a pattern here that Wendy is protecting her druggie friends by spilling ink on the cops!

so now in keeping with the pattern, Wendy is using her new lawyer to file a motion to unseal notes that SBPD Officer Mark Corbett wrote during a trial that he was observing?? the trial is over, and according to the article by Steepleton, Miss Moreno was found guilty, Genis and the prosecutor have a copy of the Corbett notes..and Corbett's  wife was a witness at the trial...Kasi is the nemesis of the News-Press and made a fool outta Peter Lance last year as you see in my notes!

so the question is why does the News-Press want the Corbett notes if Genis already has them?

well anyway if I were the judge I would tell Wendy to take this pencil and stick it up her ass!

that's my answer but I'm sure the judge will say almost the same thing...there's is no amount of ink that Wendy can use to try and harrass or intimidate the cops in DUI trials....the cops aren't intimidated, that's why they're cops! what next Wendy, you want to hook up a camera in their bedroom??? geez, what a kook you are W.P. McCaw..

however, in the interest of justice and public openness, I will release my notes from the Peter Lance hearings!

 

Wendy here you go babe....you may publish them in the News-Press for a small fee...

midnight to six

I never see / The people I know / In the bright light of day / So how can I say / That you're any friend of mine / (See you anytime) / I'm feelin' fine / (Midnight 'til six)


life all boils down to a good rocknroll song...you can cry and bitch and moan..you can laugh and play and cheat your way through this little passion play, but if you don't understand the basic elements, the essence...if you haven't ever worked from midnite to six, or jumped up and down when the band played, then you might as well stop reading right now...


I seemed to have missed the Pretty Things....a band steeped in rocknroll history...I recently re-found them on Youtube..and they blew me away...they were so good....these British guys....check it out and check out the beat..

that is the essence!

midnite to six