good-bye Columbus

we're taking the world by surprise

everything you were taught as a kid needs to be re-evaluated when you get old enough to think for yourself..of course some of you will never be able to think for yourselves that's why there's Republicans!

now my sense of history is what I lived through and can provide testimony first hand...I've seen it so I know it

in 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue with a crew..his ships were the Pinta the Nina and the Santa Maria....Santa Maria is what I'll focus on today..for today's holiday...

when Columbus arrived in America...uh...I don't know what he saw because I wasn't there..I can only piece together a scenerio based on available evidence...

now I've long suspected that prostitutes walk the floors of the Chumash casino in Santa Maria..tooting their tits so to speak...now I've got nothing against prostitutes so long as they are clean and pretty..the ugly ones well...you've reached rock bottom when you have to pay an ugly woman for sex!!

but anyway, one of the stories about Columbus and his crew is that they made it with some Indians in America, got syphilis, and spread it thoughout Europe...Not a single report of pre-Columbian syphilis in Europe....

today the Chumash are still in the vice business..gambling, illicit sex and God knows what else happens up in the Valley of COLAB under the guise of virtue....

so I guess the Columbus Day holiday is a way to be thankful you don't have a STD from an Indian girl???

I don't know, native women are kinda pretty and who could blame Columbus for being tempted? not me!

Day Tripper

Sunday driver yeah....

ok so when I need to find out what streets to avoid because of drunk drivers, I turn to the arrest record-the public arrest records- which list people busted for any number of crimes...of course, it's none of my business how much booze you drink.... much...you can drink like there's no tomorrow..but when you drink and drive, then it becomes my business....big time..and we're all innocent until someone proves us guilty...as sin



before nativists got involved..AWESOME!!!

 ok so lately the arrest records only give the addresses of the folks busted, instead of the names due to privacy concerns...it's very embarrassing to get arrested for DUI and have your name blasted all over Kingdom Come...

so since they only give the address, I have to do a little research to try and find the culprit, the arrestee's name...

ok so the first address is 4188 Foothill Rd, Carpinteria, CA 93013..I seek and find it called the Oak Crest Ranch or Lodge and someone there was busted for disorderly conduct...it's for sale for 8 million bucks...bidders step up!!! oh, it's the place that says Heartstone Ranch  and had a bunch of teabagger political signs out front like Ron Paul for President and Orly Taitz for whatever...and they rent the main house out for weddings..so it's not a real ranch just a wannabe ranch



why do these native trees
get their own water supply??

http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4188-Foothill-Rd-Carpinteria-CA-93013/15876070_zpid/


then I see 1300 Cravens Lane again...this Ellinwood dude is ALWAYS in trouble this time for vandalism...the guy who owns the property is related to this other guy and is on the Carp ABR...everytime his kid gets arrested the taxpayers gotta pay up!! WTF is wrong with these people???



after nativists got involved...a mess!!

 

ok then, the next address is 3180 Foothill Road....so I do a search and whoa nelly I get a database for a bunch of non-profits in Carpinteria...geez there's ton of them!! I'll look into them later...

but the one that struck me was the one at 3180 Foothill Road..someone at this address was busted for DUI in Ventura...then I see it's a non-profit called California Lifesaving Association and also the Roberts' Ranch.. and the contact person listed is a Matt Roberts...hmmmmm..the name rings a bell...is it the same Matt Roberts who heads the Parks Dept in Carp and sits on the Water Board?

well I know that Oral Roberts' son Richard was busted for DUI in 2012..you remember Ol' Oral don't you....dude cracked me up!!!!

but I'm not certain it was Matt Roberts who was busted so I'll be watching this closely..maybe it was a ranch hand??

I've had issues with Matt's destruction of the Carp Bluff's in the name of nativism...Matt and his cronies planted a bunch of native plants on the bluffs and supplied them with their own irrigation system!! in a drought no less...and they cut down some beautiful salt cedar trees for no reason other than they were labeled non-native..that really pissed me off!!!

here's some before and after pictures of how the bluffs used to look ..then the nativists got involved...now, most of the plants are dead...Matt also likes to use poison to kill Bermuda grass in the city...

so it looks like he owns a ranch at 3180 Foothill Road, but why is it a non-profit too??? or it was in 2008...
CALIFORNIA LIFESAVING ASSOCIATION
3180 FOOTHILL RD
CARPINTERIA, CA
93013-3013

Organization which receives a substantial part of its support from a governmental unit or the general public

well I got some more investigating to do to see who was DUI and who wasn't....and I'll find out...

shopping for dresses

So I'm shopping for dresses with no one to wear them
One in each color and one in each style
Maybe some day I'll find me a lady to wear them
And my shopping will be done for a while

 

I'll admit it..women can be scary..if there's one thing that can send me into a tailspin, or make me run and hide or make me cry like a pathetic little clown, it's a woman...

of course over the years I've learned to cope with them, esp the ones who don't do what I want them to, and instead of getting all worked up, I sublimate...turn the bad impulses into something acceptable, like gardening or biking or..shopping for dresses

but anyway I was reading the News-Press and it seems COLAB preacher Andy Caldwell had an issue with working women...Andy thinks women would be happier at home raising families instead of out working for a living.. Andy worries there won't be enough white people to sustain our civilization if women aren't having babies...and staying at home to raise those babies...like a good little Christian...

well fuck, that's just not reality....Wendy wasn't a stay at home mom and her children are some donkeys..and although Wendy was married and could've started a family, she chose to abort a family and sued her husband for a huge divorce settlement..sure beats working for a living!!

Andy says the radical feminists planted all these notions in the minds of young women...radical feminists like the Girl Scouts and Girls, Inc!!

geez what a clown...and at the end of the editorial, Andy wonders "who will apprize these young ladies that the career path is not all its cracked up to be", that motherhood and marriage is a better choice!!

apprize Andy?? apprize?? you mean apprise you big dummy...

well that sums it up, an evangelical idiot who can't spell or write coherently trying to control the lives of women because he feels threatened by their independence..or even their ability to spell better than he does!!

 

Ange, take a walk down State Street if you dare, you'll see women..but they are not women who want kids or marriage..these women are different..these are dog-centric women..women who, instead of shopping for dresses, shop for leashes...when you go out for dinner and the women at the table can't finish their meal, what do they ask for?? doggie bags!!

these are women whose lives revolve around their dogs....no time to waste raising children, but plenty of time to walk the dog....you can blame Gloria Steinem, but I blame Wendy McCuckoo

ULALUME

the skies they were ashen and sober; the leaves they were crisped and sere-

it's not like Carpinteria is some pure little town where nothing ever happens to shock the public... you may think people hang out in greenhouses all day long and sing sunny songs and pick flowers...think again...

while Carp is a sleepy little beach town, murders have happened here...

and I saw the story of some meth dude sneaking into an old beach house, unoccupied and for sale, on Beach Club Road, off Padaro Lane....Beach Club Road has been in the news because of the tiff between Kevin Costner and his neighbor over hedges..Beach Club is allegedly a private road but I thought it was supposed to be a public beach access road....

and then I've reported on all the security cameras popping up on Padaro, a public road....with all the celebs here and all the construction, the folks are paranoid...well I don't appreciate the cameras or share their paranoia...bad karma follows you for a reason!!!

Padaro Lane: enter at your own risk!

 

now, on Cravens Lane years ago there was a fire..and there was a rumor about that fire..maybe a cow kicked over a lantern...no that dint happen..but there was an old man living in a cottage and that old man wouldn't sell to a developer who wanted to build some condos...well, a fire burned down the cottage and killed the old man and then the place was sold and condos rose like a Phoenix outta the ashes...the Villas I think they're called now...so that's the rumor...you buy a condo in the Villas, you got blood on your hands...

Padaro slough: how many
bodies buried here??

then I hears that a couple was brutally murdered on Padaro Lane in the 1970s....

and a guy barricaded himself in an old house on Santa Claus Lane during the transition and eviction of the Santa statue....

　
GARY DEVORE IS MISSING!!!
On June 27, 1997 Gary left actress Marsha Mason's home in Santa Fe, New Mexico to return to his home on Padaro Lane, Santa Barbara California. He left in the afternoon with the intention of driving straight through. He remained in contact with his wife Wendy Oates via cellular phone thoughout the trip. The cell phone records show 16 attempts to call home during the trip. The last recorded transmission, sometime after midnight the morning of June 28, Gary told his wife that he had come through Barstow and was feeling awake enough to drive the final three to four hours home. According to Air Touch cellular the location of thelast call was somewhere near Mojave California. He has not been heard from since.

'Ma' Duncan

By Catriona Lavery - Los Angeles Times

Elizabeth Ann Duncan hired two men to kill her pregnant daughter-in-law, jealous that the young mother-to-be threatened her incestuous relationship with her son Frank, 30. Duncan is one of four women executed in California's gas chamber.

Olga Kupczyk Duncan disappeared in November 1958. She was seven months' pregnant, 30 years old and newspapermen didn't hesitate to call her attractive.

Elizabeth Duncan first drew suspicion when police discovered she had illegally obtained an annulment for her son and his wife. Elizabeth Duncan and Ralph Winterstein, 25, hired by Duncan, secured the separation by posing as the young couple in court.

Beach Club Road aka Murder Alley

 

Nearly a month after the woman's disappearance, investigators found her body in the Casitas Pass of Carpinteria, Calif., after Augustine Baldonado, 25, confessed that he and Luis Moya, 22, had been offered $6,000 by the victim's mother-in-law. The two men beat the young woman with a pistol, strangled her and buried her body in a shallow grave. Coroners investigations found that she was still alive when buried.

Elizabeth Duncan's bizarre past and penchant for dramatics made the trial a sensation.

And I cried—"It was surely October
On this very night of last year
That I journeyed—I journeyed down here—
That I brought a dread burden down here—
On this night of all nights in the year,
Oh, what demon has tempted me here?

one bourbon, one scotch..

and one beer...

if your goal in life is to become a bartender or a News-Press reporter, you may want to aim a little higher

sometimes the stupidity of the News-Press stupifies me..now I know that Nipper used to run a booze bar in the 1980s and that's his thing...getting high..and taking a look at him at the Carp Avocado Festivals revealed a guy that hasn't spent time doing much physical labor...

no boozehounds here!

but that's not my problem...my problem is the glorification of booze to make money..or try to make money...

the latest story is on the Life page where some twit named Elizabeth Hamilton writes about a shady local bar hopping business called Night Out....they encourage people to "Drink Pink" ie go bar hopping where local pubs have prepared a special pink alcoholic drink to bring awareness to breast cancer as October is Breast Cancer Awareness month...

 

 

dumbass bartenders raising a glass for Breast Cancer Awareness??????

ok.... but there's link between alcohol consumption and breast cancer...don't they know that??? that's one little fact they seem to have left out to pimp alcohol ..why?? because Nipper and Wendy are just plain fucking STUPID!! they don't care about breast cancer, they care about getting drunk....this is an ad for "Night Out" and local bars, not Breast Cancer Awareness!!!

alcohol is a poisonous drug so bartenders are basically drug pushers..what a stupid job!

Many studies show drinking alcohol increases the risk of breast cancer....data from 53 studies found for each alcoholic drink consumed per day, the risk of breast cancer increased by about seven percent . Women who had two to three alcoholic drinks per day had a 20 percent higher risk of breast cancer 

 

 Alcohol may increase breast cancer risk in several ways.

Alcohol, estrogen and breast cancer risk
Alcohol can change the way a woman's body metabolizes estrogen (how estrogen works in the body), causing blood estrogen levels to rise. Estrogen levels are higher in women who drink alcohol than in non-drinkers . These higher estrogen levels may in turn, increase the risk of breast cancer 

http://ww5.komen.org/BreastCancer/DrinkingAlcohol.html

Night Out is located at 1221 State Street..maybe I should pay these knuckleheads a visit...

goin' down to Laurel

it's a dirty stinking town.....

well there's way too many candidate forums in Santa Barbara ..and some guys running for the council are the same guys who show up at public comment section of council meetings...the crazies..and do they think that the council listens or cares what they have to say..no

so the candidates have all said what they are gonna say so the extra forums are a chance to repeat themselves...with the new media you already know what they have to say cuz it's spread across town like a repeater pistol..))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((((((((((((((

 

no tourists? dirty? crime-ridden??

 and I've heard Jason Nelson claim he's talked to ten thousands people in Santa Barbara and they all say that SB is a dirty stinking crime-ridden town that locals fear and tourists refuse to come back to...because of some homeless guys on State Street....now really Jason, who are you trying to kid....

when you see the Ocean Liners parked off shore ferrying tourists in to have some fun, when the TOT coffers are up, when you actually walk State Street and see all the folks, the tourists with kids and funny hats, then you'll know that Jason is a liar...he is playing to the people who read the News-Press, the SB View and Noozhawk..the conservatives who fear reality..

I've seen tourists walk State Street and when they see a homeless guy, they look and walk on by...it's not a big deal...and I've heard some ideas about rangers with clubs walking the downtown beat and more cops and blah blah blah....

 



Jason "Happy Hour" Nelson



it's a fact that cops spend lots of time in bars and policing the booze district...all those wineries and bars suck up tax money from the city to babysit their customers who stumble out of the booze places and create trouble....if the tourists are afraid of anything, it's the drunk drivers!! like Martin Maguire and a host of others....and look at Jason Nelson all snuggly with one of his sugar daddies Mr.Shrimpy/Robert Eringer/ the Bo Henry's bar owner..hanging out in a bar smoking cigarettes is really not very healthy esp for growing bodies..and it spills out into the streets and creates all kinds of issues....

 

losers hang at Bo Henry's

 

www.bohenry.com

hey Jason how about a word about drunk drivers and the problem of too many bars in Santa Barbara...BAR BARA....hmmmmmm

and speaking of hosts..what happened to the host program on State Street???

maybe Jason, just maybe if you spent less time in cocktail lounges and more time in the real world, you'd have something to contribute to...instead of  the delinquency rate

Midnight Blue

For all of the times you told me you need me
Needing me now is something I could use
Midnight Blue
Wouldn't you give your hand to a friend?
Maybe it's not the end

GUACAMOLE RAG !!!

the Avocado Music Fest is over but some things are lingering I need to clean up...watch out for lingering things because they can drive you crazy!



Green Kelsey

 

so while I was gliding through the crowd yesderday I saw this blonde chick...she was a tall young thing with tons of make-up..she looked like a doll....then I saw her later that night...on KEYT! she was a reporter covering the green part of the festival....from the coast to the valleys to the beaches...Kelsey is her name and she was covering a beach town Sunday...

black girl black girl!!

 

then I passed by Sly's restaurant and saw some people sitting and eating....then I see something in the back of Sly's I don't usually see in Carp..a black girl!! what a treat!! I think she was trying to wave at me...nice arms babe!!!

so anyway I remember I told you I saw the KTYD morning show DJs...well it's true I did...that Lin chick looks like she's been around the block a few times...I mean she looks an industry pro...by pro I don't mean hooker, I mean a music biz pro..and I checked her file..I have files on all the public personalities because..well ever since ENRON and WENDY, I just can't trust them...




Lin and David from KTYD ponder
guacamole!

 

but anyway according to facebook, Lin's got some friends in the music industry..some big names like Melissa Manchester...remember Melissa? Midnight Blue...

she's a good singer and was a big star in the 1970s before rap and electronic music sent her packing...but anyway for fun I thought I'd send Melissa Manchester a friend request..she always seemed kinda lonesome in her songs so maybe I could help...so that was a month or so ago and I get nothing back...no friend reply no nuthin...I guess I'm too much of a lowlife is that it Missy??..it's all about you still... all about Missy...Missy Missy Missy...geez

well ok I've been rejected a few times before so don't worry about it Melissa..I'll survive

I think I can make it....if I try