Yellow River

So long boy you can take my place, got my papers I've got my pay
So pack my bags and I'll be on my way to yellow river

I told ya! didn't tell you? these cruise ships are giant floating petri dishes breeding heretofore unknown noro/nano super viruses and when the cruisers step off and visit the city, they spread the virus to you and me...cough cough cough...ahemmmarrrrrhhggg splat!!! keep allowing these boats and their sick cargo on shhore and all the creeks and rivers and waterways will turn yellow with disease

 

look on the sidewall..green and yellow mucous puddles from a homeless person?? no way..it's from a ship tourist with a poopoovirus!!

Megan displays viral symptoms

 

allowing all these ships in port to add some money to the city coffers while killing off half the population in Santa Barbara is not a good idea...instead tax the shit outta the sinners...boozers, gamblers and all their dealers like casinos and brewers, liquor stores and the like...tax non-profits and porn industries like the Catholic Church...the money is out there so city leaders need to grab it...

a clean bill of health? so says the couthy health inspector..probably someone slipped him a hundred bucks for that

I called princess Kira at Khannelkeeper to investigate the ship Crown Princess but she told me to take a long walk off a short pier! what's up with all these princesses??

 

oh maybe all these sicko tourists want to see the State Street Ballet dance "Fisting Carmen" or as the News-Press calls is "Revisting Carmen"....

Put my guns down the war is won
Fill my glass high the time has come
I'm going back to the place that I love yellow river
 

so according to Andy Caldwell of COLAB/News-Press fame, the recent violence on military bases and the folks coming home from combat are suffering from PTSD caused by sexual abuse from their fellow soldiers..all of this was caused by the 60s sexual revolution...

ok, logic has never been Andy's strong point (Andy tried to tie supervisor and arch-enemy Janet Wolf to a Democrat running guns in Chinatown...apparently, because Janet is a Democrat, she must be a gun runner for the SEIU union!) but I imagine that deploying to another culture and watching your pals get killed and killing the enemy or who you thought was the enemy or maybe just killing some poor kids in the desert over there..well I imagine that could mess with you mind a bit..so coming back to America after being told to kill...it may be difficult to de-program and go work for McDonalds...

point being the USA needs to stop waging war against poor tribal countries who don't even want us there....stop indoctinating poor Americans and turning them into killers..and go back to what the military is supposed to do: purpose of the USA military is to protect the USA, but today the USA is a mercenary Army for Hire....

when Andy tries to editorialize, he uses the old yellow journalism tactics as does Wendy...Journalism that exploits, distorts, or exaggerates the news to create sensations and attract readers...

but there's no increase in subscribers so you think they would have figured it out by now...
maybe Andy got a norovirus in his brain

rock-n-roll woman

dream of faraway lands, or anything close at hand..

a few years back some Montecito chick named Carole ran against 1st district supervisor Salud Carbajal..she was a blonde and spouted off some anti-union nonsense, then all of a sudden she quits the campaign, tells everyone to fuck off and moves to Montana! what a punk!

silky!!

 

but I did catch some of her stuff and it was pretty whacky....she spoke at a Carp city council meeting once...here's a picture of her silky backside....hmmmm

apparently she knew Mink DeVille and dealt in art and was married to some rich hotshot in Montecito and made tons of money selling their house back to him and she had some problems with Southern Cal Edison...

and she called me a wimp saying I couldn't handle 20 degree below zero winters in Montana..and she's right, I couldn't because I don't hate myself.. I like nice warm balmy California weather!

 

ok so whatever happened to Carole...I don't know but I'm told she formed a band called Silke Berlinn and the Addictions..I guess it's a punk band which is fitting but are they any good? no wait Silke is proto-punk..ok so that must be a new music genre...so I look around for some info and there's a bunch of stuff..one on Reverbnation...this is all indie music which is all good...do-it-yourself kinda stuff..a libertarian's dream!!

now, is Silke Berlinn any good? or is she just another wannabe politician dressed in punky fashion...well her bio reads like a horror story...a real rock-n-roll woman??

so I turn to youtube and here's a little song "Jackson"..the original gem was by Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazelwood..this version is hopped up but sounds ok...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkTH2WRIYy8

kinetics, Silke....kinetics

love the one you're with

there's a rose in the fisted glove, and the eagle flies with the dove....

first, there's married Christian Rep. Vance McAllister (R-La.) facing trouble after a local newspaper reported he can be seen kissing a female staffer in a surveillance video.

On Monday, The Ouachita Citizen published a surveillance video allegedly showing McAllister and Melissa Anne Hixon Peacock, McAllister’s district scheduler, at the Republican's congressional office in Monroe, Louisiana. The two people in the video can be seen embracing and kissing for almost half a minute...

porn pastor Coy

then there's the founder of a megachurch in Florida, the Calvary Chapel..we have Calvary in Santa Barbara down by the sewage plant and Rescue Mission..I've watched those pastors and they look like wimps! peoples needs to believe in something and needs to be led by someone...well believe in me for I am the light..I am the way...take your panties off!!

but the Florida pastor who heads the megachurch resigned due to "moral failure"...

the guy's name is Bob Coy and while he was preaching salvation to the masses of sheep who follow these big church cults, he was having affairs and hooked on porn! the PORN PASTOR!!!

hey, maybe he took UCSB Prof Mireille's class....

first of all, his teeth...obviously he's wearing dentures bleached in irridescent white for some reason...white folks have bad teeth and black folks have good teeth, sorry but that's the tooth!

it's all in the Book of Solomon: I am black, but comely...Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes...

and this  toothy chick is part of the Coy ministry and I bet they did each other!!
 A statement on the church’s website reported the news: "On April 3, 2014, Bob Coy resigned as Senior Pastor of Calvary Chapel Fort Lauderdale, effective immediately, after confessing to a moral failing in his life which disqualifies him from continuing his leadership role at the church he has led since its founding in 1985."

A call to Coy on Sunday (April 6) was not returned. But it appears extramarital affairs may have been one reason.

Coy’s church is listed by Outreach magazine as the 14th largest church in the U.S., and one of the fastest growing. The church’s assets are around $135 million, according to the Evangelical Council for Financial Accountability. It is the second-largest megachurch in Florida, according to the Hartford Institute for Religion Research.

Active Word, a media ministry that distributed Coy’s Bible teachings on radio, television and digital media outlets, has also been suspended, according to a statement from the church’s board. His programs were included on Trinity Broadcasting Network, a network that hosts several televangelists.

"We have confirmed that Coy has admitted to at least two affairs in the past year alone and has had a long standing ‘problem with pornography,’" wrote blogger Michael Newnham.

hey did ya hear the one about a genie who granted a wish to a golfer's wife??

Tell Me Why

sailing hardships through broken harbors

I've seen lots of riots..the Watts riots, the Chicago riots, the Rodney King riots, the Isla Vista riots....and now I see another riot of sorts in IV as part of Deltopia....a bunch of young folks gather and get drunk and cause trouble....alcohol fueled the Deltopia riot..the others were fueled by social unrest, which is much more interesting....

 

 
ok so I see Andy Caldwell is panicked by some gals who want to ban fracking...Andy is a lobbiest for the oil industry and wealthy farmers in Santa Maria, and Wendy has given Andy his own platform with which to further his ideas...his own radio show and a spot on the editorial pages four days a week..and yet, due to his inability to communicate effectively, he can't get his messages across....

now the anti fracking folks, esp a gal named Katie Davis have beem mentioned in the News-Press editorials many times..Andy has demonized them, made fun of them, belittled them and now he wants to "debate" them! then he says in Sunday's Opinion, he wants a debate between two leaders of the Water Guardians, Katie Davis and Janet Blevins and two unnamed opponents of the proposed measure...then he calls the gals stupid and charlatans!! Andy when you invite people to a debate, it is best to try and be civil instead of becoming hysterical!!

the anti-fracking group is gathering signatures for a ballot initiative and Andy is scared out of his mind....of course the gals should decline his "debate" for it will only be a sideshow....there's no reason to debate Andy's friends..if he can't get his points across in the News-Press or on News-Press radio, then a debate would serve no real purpose....and really the only purpose it would serve is to waste time....

Andy says what his handlers and God want him to say..he's a preacher, a carnival barker, an idiot....

charlatan: one who makes elaborate and fraudulent claims

who is their right mind would debate an idiot?? it looks like the anti fracking initiative will make it to the ballot so all Andy can do is call people names in his News-Press editorial capacity....

that's all he can do...hide behind Wendy's dress and call people names...

gee Andy, why challenge folks to a debate when you've already predicted the outcome and hurled insults at your opponents? because you're afraid they would accept?

tell me why...

bye bye Miss American Pie

drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry....

because we're in a drought you know..not a draught as some are calling it

ok so the religious nubile American 16 year old and the pregnant UCSB porn professor showed up in court in some form or fashion, but I didn't attend....

Thrin pleases SAH cult leader, Jeff White

as I've said, I would not want young innocent Thrin showing me pictures of aborted babies, doctored up for effect, if I was a pregnant woman...that will be the defense used by Mireille and any jury would sympathize with her and throw Thrin in jail..remember that Thrin and her sisters and mom were trained by Jeff White...
http://utotherescue.blogspot.com/2014/03/abortion-in-culture-wars-some-effects.html

Choice is Abortion
This picture, also distributed on a 3 x 5 inch card and used in numerous anti-abortion campaigns is equally inconsistent. If the forceps securing its head over the jar are standard OR ring forceps, the ring is 1 x 0.5 centimeters, which would mean that the head is too small to be in its third trimester, yet one less developed would not have that much hair, says Dr. Ross. "I strongly suspect that this picture is fake, and the information on the back of the card certainly does not match what's shown," he adds. The second, and most obvious, fallacy lies within the description. It says that the pictured fetus was aborted in 1987 in Texas. However, that was the year that third trimester abortions were banned, rendering the alleged procedure altogether illegal.

http://www.lifeandlibertyforwomen.org/truth_about_photos.html

but there's something about the 16 year old Thrin ..she's spooky like a Manson girl.. and I just don't want to get mixed up with a 16 year old girl...I saw a picture of her and she's got the face of a child and the breasts of a 50 year old woman... now why? I'm not saying they weren't nice, just big and low....

one two three four!! over the shoulder and touch the floor!!

ok well I think it best to proceed with caution so I've devised a little thing a gizmo to help wade through the media, the hearings and the trial if it comes to that...it's called an "Illusion-Oh-God"... it's a viewer made specially for this blog

"Now when you came in, you were given a special God Viewer, like this. And here’s how it works. Would you please change the color of the screen?" The film switches from black-and-white to blue. "Thank you. You must only use it when the screen changes to this kind of a bluish color. Then you raise the viewer to your eyes and you look at the screen through it. If you believe in God, you look through the red part of the viewer. If you do not believe in God, you look through the blue part…"

look through viewer now-
I met a girl who sang the Blues, and I asked her for some happy news
She just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred store where I'd heard the music years before, but...
The man there said the music wouldn't play

And, in the streets the children screamed, the lover's cried, and the poets dreamed, but...
Not a word was spoken - the church bells all were broken
And, the three men I admire most: the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost, they...
Caught the last train for the coast the day the music died...

Angel of the Morning

angel, just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby

all my so-called life I've avoided Oxnard..even before moving to California, and as a teen, I had a premonition that places like Oxnard existed...but the question is why...I know there's Texas and Alabama, but Oxnard? what purpose does the city serve? I don't know and I'll never know...but I do know one thing..Oxnard is a hole.. I'm not certain it even qualifies as a city..a real city...it's more a place where people go to make their deal with the devil....

(picture lifted from Independent)

and shipping Santa off to Oxnard after all those years of goodwill by the highway in Carpinteria was the last straw...Oxnard will never be Carpinteria if that's what they are trying....Dr. Kent, you've still got blood on your hands

now, the corruption among Oxnard city officials was reported a few years ago..the city manager was fired for all sorts of sleazy manuevers that served to enrich him....and now Oxnard needs a new manager..in the running is Chandra Waller, the ex-CEO of the County of Santa Barbara...and some other guy from Modesto

so I'm reading the story in Ventura news and no one is happy with the two choices..they say that Chandra has too much baggage and hops around from city to city looking for a bigger payout.... OC, Texas, Little Rock, Santa Barbara......in other words, she sleeps around

http://www.vcreporter.com/cms/story/detail/oxnard_city_manager_finalists_meet_the_public/11841/

the previous Santa Barbara County CEO was Mike Brown...Mike was an odd fellow...I'd watch him at supervisor meetings and he looked like he was missing a few key chromosomes...I was not at all surprised that after he left the county job, he went to work for COLAB with Andy Caldwell....both them boys got a little Oxnard in them!

so the question is if Chandra gets the job, will she stay and become part of the false, dark community of Oxnard?

or will her wandering, restless eye look for a bigger package yet again...

these types of women I call "angels of the morning"....and they give me a Rush..I said Rush, not rash

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Cock-a-doodle-doo!
My dame has lost her shoe;
My master's lost his fiddling stick,
And knows not know what to do

ok so Barney Brantingham got the story about Mike Eliason being fired...well maybe not thee story but a story... apparently, Eliason photogged for the News-Press for like 25 years and was part of the newsroom union effort after the Rob Lowe incident...Rob is Wendy's friend, a child molestor, and a piss poor actor... but he is pretty cute

 

Wendy of course shakes uncontrollably at the mere mention of a "union"...now I've heard some rumors about this and that, someone got bullied and someone went crying to Wendy, but you can be sure Mike got fired for union stuff, not this other fluff about publishing photographs...the guy is photographer for Pete's Sake...so I'm guessing a civil suit is gonna happen?? if the News-Press indeed had some black mold and Katich claims they "cleaned the vents" after Eliason complained, that's a dead giveaway that Katich is a beady eyed little liar...you need a full team of certified hygienists to get rid of the mold...you don't just "clean the vents"....

speaking of cleaning house, Wendy for the last two days, the Newspress.com site hasn't worked...I just get "error getting wire stories" and some fracking lame slide show pictures...how about firing the person responsible for this debacle???!!!

now, when Wendy's two main anti gov't /union puppet sycophants , Lanny Ebenstein and Andy Caldwell mount a pro-fracking campaign, then I know something is wrong... but why the frack should I care...well I don't really...I use oil oil the time so I'm pro oil but...well fracking may not be the way to go...apparently the frackers use forced steam/water injection to extract the oil in the ground and breaking up the rocks ...in earthquake country, that's not wise

Ayn Rand's boobs

as we've seen,  Andy and Lanny are a couple of boobs..and I hear that Ayn "Loose-Lips" Rand named her boobs...the left one Andy and the right one Lanny! I hear lots of rumors

but the only parallel I can draw to fracking is that of making foie gras....Foie Gras means "Fat Liver"... Pâté de foie gras is considered an ultimate culinary delight, the king of pâtés...


to make it, they force feed a goose until right before it explodes, then they cut out its liver..its big fat liver...then they make Pâté, then people eat it...some people like Nipper and Wendy eat goose liver...personally I don't eat creamed goose liver because I have a heart..poor lil goose

ok so fracking works kinda the same way....you force feed Mother Earth some pressurized water to split the rocks to find the Pâté, or in this case, oil..

now why would people resort to such theatrics? fracking and foie gras ...the answer can be found in children's nursery rhymes...

Old Mother Goose,
When she wanted to wander,
Would ride through the air,
On a very fine gander.
Jack's mother came in,
And caught the goose soon,
And mounting its back,
Flew up to the moon

to the moon, Alice, to the moon