Celebrate

celebrate, dance to the music

we get to vote NOV 8..no wikileaks, a criminal enterprise; no FOX News; no News-Press jive....just American democracy for you and me

daylight savings time went off without a hitch.. I thought I would wake up at 4:00 AM and pace the floors, unable to sleep...but that didn't happen..I woke up at 3:00 AM in virtual HELL!! so two valiums and a sleeping pill and I was dead to the world until 6:00 AM...and there was light!!

The NRA is a nonprofit that's full of balony...they keep sendng me letters saying Hillary will go after the guns and the 2nd Amendment...but the conservatives are most likely to mess with the Bill Of Rights with their Christian laws trumping the Constitution...

ok Christians..you need to put down your bibles, go outside and get some fresh air because you're starting to sound silly..you can still buy an UZI..BUT...but we may have to check your IQ first...a reasonable request

if you do elect evangelicals, you can be sure they will spend their time trying to control your lives...why? because they got lots of time on their sweaty little hands...they don't want anything in the public arena that makes them uncomfortable..public art, school curriculums, choices for women, what you do in the bedroom with other consenting adults ..I was having sex with a woman once and she started flapping her arms like a bird..I could barely finish I was laughing so hard but what if conservatives outlaw that that type of sexual demonstration? well, you had to see it to believe it

Peter Adam who is on the county Board Of Supes and Justine Fareed who is running for Senate have never had to pay their own mortgages because they never left the nest..that's why Peter Adam supports Justin...these guys simply do not live in the real world..remember it was Adam who had a piece of art removed form the Santa Maria council chambers because he was offended..a violation of the FIRST AMENDMENT!! if anyone is going to mess with the Bill Of Rights, it's the conservatives

Justin Farted?? hahaha!

I saw these signs on a drive through the hills and laughed....Hillary for Prez, Justin Farted  For Congress (someone climbed the avocado fence and changed Justin's name! hahaha) and the American flag flying upside down..some white boys are very distressed...first a black president, then possibly a woman president!!

but the Constitution rules..all men created equal; freedom to practice any religion but there's no established religion to force down America's throat...when Christian terrorists bomb Planned Parenthood, or block access and harrass people, then you see God's Law in action..

the Bill of Rights clearly states in Amendments 1 and 2...Religious establishment prohibited. Freedom of speech, of the press and right to petition



some folks are distressed!


and Amendent II says a well-regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed

so it seems that the Founders left some wiggle room for interpretation...but mainly they were concerned about securing free states having just broken free from British rule...so a WELL-REGULATED militia will be needed...and they will need arms to secure free states..
in a case where that security may be threatened (like from America's invasions into sovereign countries), the people can keep and bear arms..but not to kill people you don't like, like your neighbors

this election should fill each of us with celebration!!

Rikki Don't Lose That Number

send it off in a letter to yourself....

so I got up early and did my laundry..it seems the only place I'm truly happy is at the laundromat...

then off to the beach to check out the high surf..not necessarily high waves but yeah the surf was up and the day was hot...it was rather nice but the five year heat wave is perplexing..I guess I'll give all my winter clothes to Goodwill...brand new fleece, lambswool sweaters and leather jackets just make me sweat when it's 80 degrees outside all the time...so what's the opposite of global warming? global cooling? certainly don't want to be cold all the time either..these politicians need to figure it out...meanwhile, I'm Dreaming of a Hot Christmas

ok so I'm reading the Independent and see the light...Rickie Lee Jones and Madeleine Peyroux playing at the Arlington Theater in March 2017..my heart races..I go online to get tickets and Ticketmaster is fucking with me as usual and then my computer starts fucking with me then my TV so I tell them all to fuck off, jump in my truck and hightail it to the Arlington to get tickets...surely mine will deliver me there....

Swing Low, Saint Cadillac

 

 

I love the Arlington..they haven't messed it up like they did the Granada..the Arlington is GORGEOUS!! and I can't wait to see Rickie Lee Jones...she muscled her way into the music scene back in the 1980s, added some sweet street jazz and is well-established as brilliant all the way around...




so I check out SB a little while I'm here..lotsa babes and some weird guys in slim-fit suits..it's like they go to the little boys section to buy their clothes..guys, your clothes don't fit!!

Here I'm going / Walkin' with my baby in my arms / 'cause I am in the wrong end of the eight ball black

then I see some wine bottle corks at the base of a downtown tree....I can't explain other than to suggest the hipsters drink wine and dump their corks here...then polish their tattoos and groom their dogs... broken like valiums and chumps in the rain that cry and quiver


I get some sage and cedar at Paradise Found... I burn these while I'm meditating or hyper-ventilating and I bought a cool ring too because today, I feel cool

Concrete is wheeling by, Down at the end of a lullaby, On the Night Train

Sundown

you better take care...

I was out sitting last night watching the moon and Venus thru the trees....a little after sundown...then watched the Cubs win...then back outside...beautiful night..then I hear we got high surf coming..

 
then I check my lottey ticket and I WON 20 bucks!! 20 BUCKS!! I'm finally a WINNER!

now I know that SBCC has fallen on hard times recently with bad management and trustee decisions..and Adult Education isn't what it used to be...years ago, Wendy and Nipper tried to buy some influence because they thought Adult Ed was too radical..well, it wasn't radical..it was a nice way to spend an evening.. I went to a few classes, not to learn, but to scope out women...those were the good ol' days

but today, I received an Adult Education brochure..it's called the Center For Lifelong Learning now...I browsed through it and was mortified by some of the classes...under Psychology and Spirituality, they got a class called: Create Your Own Luck-Three Easy Steps
WTF?? 3 easy steps??

look both ways before crossing the street..I'm talking to the dogs, lady

and then there's the other class that disturbed me: Doggy and Me: 5 NEW Workshops
these people say "We always want to bring our furbabies with us, and now you can"

WTF?? Dog Training and Life Skills for Our Canine Friends...

life skills for dogs??? are you fucking kidding me!! dogs lick asses and hump legs...some people have this unnatural irrational fixation on dogs that may have started with trustfunder Paris Hilton..she used little dogs as fashion accessories and dumb blondes in their fifties like Wendy became enamored with this peculiar behavior..and tried to duplicate it throughout America

with this weird attitude that puts dogs on a higher level than kids and they may have succeeded

but you know what? I kinda feel sorry for the dogs

Jackson

we got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout

so I closed out October and Halloween with The Haunting and The Hound Of The Baskervilles..both classics and thoroughly enjoyable

I see that Sue Burrows died..she was on the board and served as Chair for the Montecito Planning Association a while back....my run-ins with Sue were always pleasant and though I didn't know her personally, I liked her and her way on the boards ...she was smart and a real nice lady...real classy!

cool Sue Burrows

now for the record, I have tens if not twenties of emails on my computer...

this FBI Director Comey appears to be an idiot with the femme-painted eyebrows, moronic expressions and email fixation....if there is a problem with Hillary, then go through the proper legal channels and resolve it instead of running around like a chicken with his head cut off! he's worse than that J. Edgar Hoover freak

and bring me the head of Julian Assange from wikileaks..American Enemy Number One..why isn't the FBI and Comey going after him???

so it rained.. I actually saw it fall from the sky and hit the ground although it is rather warm outside, I'll take it

Nancy??

I went to the pharmacy and as I was leaving, thought I saw Nancy Sinatra coming in..she looked right at me..she's only 5'3" and about 76 years old but I'm a fan..loved all her cool songs on the radio...

so I hung around CVS, looking suspicious, waiting for a good picture but Nancy left with a guy in car with Washington license plates

Frank Sinatra used to spend time in Washington

but I wonder if he ever spent time in Jackson?

What Have They Done to My Song, Ma

 

Look what they done to my song ma Look what they done to my song Well, it's the only thing that I could do half right And it's turning out all wrong ma

 

so I'm reading the Sunday News-Press looking for lies and  rightwing religious propaganda and it didn't take long to spot an ad on page 5 from a group Santa Barbara Women For Trump aka Santa Barbara Pussies For Trump...

now this is the weirdest political ad I've seen yet..the gals call it "an election guide" and it's been approved for use in churches by a constitutional attorney..hopefully one who doesn't cheat on his taxes! haha

what have they done to my brain, ma?


then I see Hillary and Donald whose pictures are being used for "educational purposes" the guide says...and it is paid for by Citizens for Community Values out of Cincinnati, Oh...

in other words, it's a rightwing Christian politacal ad for Donald Trump disguised as an election guide! geez, do they think I is stupid??

then they list a bunch of things Hillary won't do but Donald will do like Appoint Pro-Life Judges, Protect Second Amendment, Defund Planned Parenthood, Protect Biblical Religious Conscience whatever that means, Protect Traditional Marriages (and insane asylums??)
and some more rightwing concerns..

this is not an election guide or educational material, it's propaganda..the same ultra-conservative shit they use to brainwash the kids at the Young Miss America Foundation, Wendy's nonprofit....

then at the bottom of the ad, they use Trump's slogan "Make America Great Again"
which is pretty stupid if they are claiming it is not a political ad!!

which it is

Night Moves

I woke last night to the sound of thunder, how far off I sat and wondered


they say Carpinteria is having crime wave..tires slashed at night, illegal pot farms, parolees being dumped at Motel 6, methheads running around....and all in my neighborhood!

well I don't know but we do seem to have an uptick in poor white trash around here..perhaps an exodus from Oklahoma is to blame..trailer parks with tattoed fat girls and skinny long-hair white guys with broken teeth and they can barely put a coherent thought together, ie Donald Trump voters!
and all the beer joints don't help..Island Brewery seems to attract these retards and if you've seen the owner, you'd know why...not exactly the picture of health

 

but I'm not worried about the crime too much because we got the cops on it..and as long as education remains a low priority among white trash and they are allowed to keep breeding, the cops have endless job security...and actually, Carpinteria has always been a kinda wild west show anyway, they used to have the Carson and Barnes Circus on the Bluffs! then the yuppies moved in and complained about animal cruelty...geez, can't anyone have a little fun???

 

so I see in December that Rancho Monte Alegre will be auctioned off, no reserve but the asking price is around $32 million....I told you about my stay at the ranch in Olive Carey's old pink cottage..the cocktail parties she threw with John Wayne and Robert Mitchum..the ranch cats and wild beautiful nights..and of course the crazy owners...

I really enjoyed my time up there and I looked for a place close-by to buy and did buy by the way...but I went up to the ranch to look around, trespassed a little and it still is gorgeous...the place was sold after I moved out and it's for sale again... Arnold and Maria bought a house up there but Maria didn't like it and Arnold is a big doofus anyway...Arnold is no John Wayne




the present owners changed the entrance but there's still the big yellow foreman's house and lots of lemon and avocado trees as it was a working ranch...

it is an historical ranch...the reason I love Carpinteria...great western ag tradition with huge open spaces that I hope we don't lose...

and the children of the night crying out their songs

Laugh Laugh

I thought I'd die, it seemed so funny to me

STOP THE PRESSES!!

today the News-Press and  Wendy's #1 waterboy Scott Steepleton had a front page story on Darryl Genis....I read it and just laughed..it was so lame and Darryl blames his dead accountant!!!

Darryl Genis in the News-Press: "I pled guilty to not filing the three tax returns, because even though I was advised by my then accountant not to file them-and my gut told me it was wrong-I followed his advice," Mr. Genis told the News-Press. The accountant has since died.

the accountant has since died???

and dead men don't talk....