Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Where Eagles Dare

"everyone remain as he is"



wake up Memorial Day, turn on the tube and Where Eagles Dare is playing...so I watch the rest in the cool morn foggy ...



then the sun breaks through...ceremonies and lots of people and motorcycles everywhere.. people flying kites...seems everybody was his own parade

I've mentioned the psychology of wearing masks and you can see fear rules in some cases as people wear masks alone in the car...fear not reason

now this medical guy from the Public Health Dept, Herr Ansorg is his name, is issuing mask orders in a strong German accent  and that has me concerned...is this dude related to Hitler? 


maybe an uncle in the SS..I think I'll keep him at arm's length



then I see a single engine plane with Air Force markings flying over the beach, tipping his wings to wave at the crowds..awesome


that's the spirit!

Monday, May 25, 2020

A Simple Song of Freedom

sing it like you've never sung before


it's pretty simple: a responsive gov't of, by and for the people...not an aloof gov't, not an overbearing, intrusive gov't
a responsive gov't...I hope they get it through their heads this Memorial Day



to honor the fallen who died protecting my right to go the beach and hang out as long as I want to



without interference

Friday, May 22, 2020

Charlie Don't Surf

and we think that he should


so I hear on the news that Das wants me to stay away from Butterfly beach this Memorial Day weekend...Das, I'm not gonna stay home and smoke pot all day..I'm going the beach or trail with everybody else and I won't wear a mask at the beach...




but I did finally get some masks which I have to wear to the grocery store...I gotta eat so I'll play their little game..but nowhere else will I wear one

but the masks I've noticed resemble ladies underwear as in panties! nothing wrong with that but also they look like sanitary napkins..why do they call them sanitary napkins I wonder?


I don't know


hit the beaches bitches!!!

Sunday, May 17, 2020

Angelsea

She moves like an angel
And seven evening stars
Dance through the window
Of her universal house...





yeah baby, that's what I'm talkin about!!!

Friday, May 15, 2020

LET'S WORK TOGETHER

NOW NOW PEOPLE!!

FLOOD THE BEACHES PEOPLE....TELL THE LOCAL GOV'TS TO FUCK OFF WITH THEIR SILLY RULES AND PROCLAMATIONS



ASSUMING EVERYONE HAS COVID AND THEN RESTRICTING OUR RIGHTS FLIES IN THE FACE OF DUE PROCESS!!


ESPECIALLY ON MEMORIAL DAY WHEN WE REMEMBER THE FOLKS WHO DIED FOR FREEDOM...


AMERICAN FREEDOM!!

FLOOD THE BEACHES!!!!

Tuesday, May 12, 2020

Stuck in the Middle

clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right



ok Wendy, now you did it..you went and pissed off everyone on the left side of town..maybe they just can't handle the truth..but then again who can? that's why we have pot


the way I see it, Trump and Newsom should resign as they both represent the worst in their parties.. Trump is an aloof racist and Newsom is a Nazi-Nanny who keeps popping up on screen like a Jack-in-the-Box, uttering inane directives


this is all getting very tedious but I can say one thing...the feds and local gov't better have this country and state fully open by the 4th of July


because it's gonna open anyway 


with or without them

Wednesday, May 6, 2020

As Tears Go By

I sit and watch, as tears go by

Dear Visitors to the City of Carpinteria,

I apologize for the piss-poor leadership from the City Council and City management during this virus panic



the City is now engaged in idiotic beach parking games...first the giant signs, then they barricade the small parking lots, some can only hold less than ten cars, then they put up Timed Parking signs, all this at taxpayer expense...




the beach is open but they want to make it hard to park...the goal is to prevent people from going to the beach and to stop the spread of COVID-19 (Carp Stoner Logic)

but there's no evidence that people on the beach are spreading anything but sand

the City is following Gov Nuisance and his silly, stupid directives with modifications


meanwhile Carp businesses are drying up and blowing away


the city manager should be fired and the City Council needs to be voted out next election cycles


PERIOD