High Flying Bird

Well there's a high flyin' bird, flying way up in the sky And I wonder if she looks down as she goes on by?

well gee wiz, the 4th of July was a dud...heavy fog smothered the coast, tyranny stalked Lady Liberty, Don Jr. and girlfriend Covid-Kimberly are quarantined...kids, you gotta hang out with a better class of people

but I did see an osprey, a peregrine falcon, Monsieur et Madame orioles, and a Full Buck Moon

more than enough to chart my course for the summer

Living in the U.S.A.

Doot do do do do doot doot, living in the USA

Stand back, dietician. Stand back, television. Stand back, politician. Stand back, mortician

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!

you know what to do

Give A Damn

and it might begin to teach you, how to give a damn about your fellow man

I haven't been to Santa Barbara for a month or so and needed a carwash and fresh food...the grocery stores food is kinda yucky so Tri County Produce is where I went..but some dorky guy says I need a mask and gloves...so I put on some slippery plastic gloves and drop the apples and wine...I thought the SB City Council banned plastic...well, at least I didn't let the broccoli slip through my hands

I see the cops are on bicycles now to portray less of a threat to black folk

then I see those dumb signs: WASH YOUR HANDS, WEAR A MASK

if dirty little girls have to wash their hands, why not their feet too?? mmmmm!

I hit East Beach and the kids are exercising and playing volleyball with COVID modifications to quote our idiot governor...he closes, he opens, he closes, he opens while people lose their businesses...leaders lead, losers panic

but I heard the SB beaches will be open 4th of July but the parking lots will be closed..playing parking games...that's stupid too! 


wait, I'm wrong...will city beaches be closed after all? I'm hearing different stories but the county beaches will be closed says that little Nazi County Health Director Ansorg whateverhisname is...you can swim and surf but no lounging around...this is nonsense!! the beach environment is very healthy so the county order should be ignored and the Nazi should be fired!!! I'm fed up with these idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!

and...if the last remaining DJs on KTYD, the radio station that censors rock-n-roll, tell me to wear a mask, then by golly, I'll do it!! they're just so qualified to give medical advice!!!!

ADD-ON NEWS
from the Independent-
"Beaches aren’t the only location that county officials are worried about this weekend, though. 2nd District Supervisor Gregg Hart said that emerging data increasingly points toward family gatherings as a major way the virus is being spread. Backyard barbecues, a common Fourth of July get-together, poses extreme risk."

Gregg Hart looks about as confused as a man can be so I offer him some advice from the Tao Te Ching: “Empty your mind of all thoughts.
Let your heart be at peace.
Watch the turmoil of beings,
but contemplate their return."

the reality is the leaders don't know what the fuck they are doing...

except Dr. Penny Borenstein-I like her, she's smart!

Unlike their Southern California counterparts, San Luis Obispo County beaches will be open for business this holiday weekend.

“We are not going to be shutting things down this weekend,” SLO county public health officer Dr. Penny Borenstein said at a news briefing Wednesday. ”We have an expectation the community can rise to the occasion and do the right thing.”

the others should listen to Penny or get out of the way

Okie From Muskogee

a place where even squares can have a ball

so Covid case are surging according to somebody and Gov Newsom-the-Nuisance appeared before the camera with that silly hairdo and bloodshot eyes, threatening people who don't wear masks...

the only research these clowns offer is some cheezy video showing in night-vision some guy sneezing  and measuring how far the snot flies...and if you get sneezed on, you could get Covid! that is not scientific research...I swear I've never seen so many stupid governors in my life, all across the USA...libs and conservatives

look, this is California, not Oklahoma..people don't sneeze on each other, they don't have sex with their daughters and sisters, although we do like holding hands and pitching woo

if the weather ever clears up for summer, then the beach is the place to be for the 4th..and we know which beach is best, don't we, Santa Claus!!

and nothing has changed, only the news...wearing a mask is the default solution the politicians always fall back on because they know next to nothing

to be safe, I splash Holy Water on my face every morning to stay Covid-free

and you know what?

it seems to be working

It Doesn't Matter

it's nothing but dreaming anyhow

DUCKS LIVES MALLARD

when white folks hear BLM, they always cry "what about white lives, what about all lives, what about blue lives??"

well, what about them?

the issue is cops killing black people...that's what's going on and that is where the focus should be

the pity of this is there's been no leadership from Trump because he is an imbecile...God Forbid he gets re-elected...America can't afford four more years of this clown

if Trump was the president, he would have addressed the American people from the Oval Office and gone through the issues intelligently..but that won't happen

A FAREWELL TO ARMS

now we got morons pulling down statues and monuments without any consideration of the context...don't they teach history anymore in school?? the Civil War? the blood lost on American soil?? statues of confederate soldiers depict an important part of American history that should not be feared...

a sense of reverence will be yours when you travel through the south and see the battlegrounds, the flags, the monuments

remember: it's only ok to tear down monuments in other countries after we invade... like Iraq!

for those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it

4th of July

meet me out by the fireworks tonight

UPDATE: Gov Nuisance ORDERED masks to be worn outside but gave no proof masks will help stop Covid-19

it's true!! the News-Press is going BLACK!!

so Carpinteria and Santa Barbara have canceled the Fourth of July due to the virus issue...it seems the biggest fear now is large gatherings..well, if that's the case, why did they allow all these pro-growthers in?? more housing, more hotels, more development means more people...dummies

and Highway 101 is being widened even though we don't  need it...the pro-growth people need it to get to Santa Barbara three minutes quicker..but that's a myth..the more people you allow here, the more the highways will clog..look at LA!!

but I like seeing lots of people at the beach so we're just gonna have to celebrate the 4th by ourselves

hit the beaches from Santa Barbara to Carpinteria..I wanna see BBQs, thongs, tits and ass, Coppertone, kids, tons of cars, umbrellas and beach balls and straw hats and more tits!!

that's what I wanna see this 4th of July

goddamit, I wanna see America!!

Sometimes Good Guys Don't Wear White

but tell your mama and your papa...sometimes good guys don't wear white

ok you little faggots..listen up..I won't stand for censorship..go ahead, call me a cracker..I don't care..play metal hair music from the 1970s?  big deal

sometimes cops get lucky!!

hey, I was just kidding about 'Gone with the Wind'...these things need to be looked at in the proper historical context

is Santa Barbara open yet? I haven't been in a coon's age but I don't want Mayor Murrillo hiding behind a tree to jump out and tell me to put a mask on...

I don't like this leg hold at all...the carotid artery???
'The carotid arteries are major blood vessels in the neck that supply blood to the brain, neck, and face.'

I now know this is a method to subdue someone that some cops use...but messing with the carotid artery by kneeling on the neck seems so inhumane, so lacking in justification...just so chickenshit...use sweet talk instead

I know State Street is kinda messed up..the restaurants are moving people onto the sidewalks to eat and moving pedestrians into the street...

so I guess no cars are allowed..used to be a homeless guy would be arrested for sitting on a bench on a State St. sidewalk, but now he may just walk up and sit down to lunch with you 

long as he ain't black