The Joker

Some people call me the space cowboy

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Garden Party

You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself

so I'm not pleased with the changes at the Botanical Gardens in Santa Barbara..I've made that clear before..a history of mismangement and crazy people like the Symingtons involved..then they hired some dude named Steve Windhager who turned the gardens into a dog park not to mention a Beer Garden!!! DISGUSTING!!!



WTF???

anyway, I'm looking thru the SB Court Calendars and see a familiar name..Steve Windhager and his wife mentioned in a civil lawsuit....

12/01/2017 8:30 AM 16CV05485 Windhager, Steve * Sterne, Colleen K SB Dept 5 1) Settlement Conference Unlimited Other PI/PD/WD (23)

12/01/2017 8:30 AM 16CV05485 Windhager, Pamme Mickelson * Sterne, Colleen K SB Dept 5 1) Settlement Conference Unlimited Other PI/PD/WD (23)

PI/PD/WD: personal injury, property damage, wrongful death

I don't know what that is about but I may have to visit the Courthouse in December to find out..

Mercy Mercy Me

Oh, mercy mercy me Oh, things ain't what they used to be No, no

 

so the City of Carp is gonna chop down a grand old eucalyptus tree over at the historic Heath Park and Abode on Eucalyptus street..over by all those tract homes...it's a very beautiful area with mountain views and lots of sunshine

but the one tree that strikes fear in city officials is the eucalyptus....all the myths about being dangerous and killing people are just nonsense..in fact, the euc is less dangerous than the oak trees...ironically, an oak tree branch recently fell on two people in Ojai, injuring them..one was a kid...are they gonna chop down all the oaks now? no...

but this is about city liability and not public safety...so I went over to Heath Park and felt a sense of peace under the great, giant eucalyptus trees..they are beautiful...and people and kids were playing in the park...pretty girls..I was not afraid

my God all they gotta do is maintain the eucs but fear and hysteria rules sometimes and the victim will be a big eucalyptus tree...and of course the Monarch butterflies will suffer..saw many and some were digging the Mexican sage..so that's good!!

but this is partly due to the nativist idiots who want to replace every non-native plant and flower in California with a native one...they don't realize that NATURE will disperse seeds in the wind with no care of native or non-native...so this call for getting rid of non-natives is pure folly...

I love the eucalyptus...so do the owls, hawks, butterflies and countless other species

and that's all that really matters

Born in the USA

I'm a real gone daddy in the USA

ok so the Star Spangled Banner is our national anthem..well I always thought our national anthem was Born in the USA by Bruce...

guess not

godammit lady..STAND UP!!

but in the past year I've stood for the Star Spangled Banner ZERO times...I've never gone anyplace where it was playing...NFL football players  stand for the national anthem at EVERY game! in fact, NFL players stand for the Star Spangled Banner more times in a season than most Americans do all their lives...so who cares if they sit out a few and kneel in some protest...I don't care but I haven't watched a football game since Joe Montana retired..that dude had class and a great arm!!

 

but really, are people just creatures of habit, running like rabbits when they get confused....peaceful protests are protected by the Constitution

　

and it's BANNED BOOKS WEEK!! the same kind of moron who bans books is the same kind of moron who cries when a dumbass football player kneels during the national anthem...

BUT I WARN YOU- DO NOT READ THESE BOOKS!!! they were banned for good reason: to protect you..some of these so-called books contain dirty words and subversive ideas that may offend you!!

so do not read them...BURN THEM!!

Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: A hot cross bunny!

Don't Let It Bring You Down

Old man lying
by the side of the road
With the lorries rolling by....

Blue moon sinking
from the weight of the load
And the buildings scrape the sky,

Cold wind ripping
down the alley at dawn
And the morning paper flies,

Dead man lying
by the side of the road
With the daylight in his eyes

Don't let it bring you down
It's only castles burning,
Find someone who's turning

And you will come around...

I'm Only Sleeping

keepin' an eye on the world going by my window

so the story is plastered over the media about a gang that allegedly embezzled 1.7 million dollars from the County of Santa Barbara..their inside contact is a gal named Lynn Hogan..I checked her out and she's an accountant for the county since 1988, makes about $150000/year in salary and benefits and has a nice retirement package..why would she steal from the county???

geez, if I made $150000 a year I probably would be living in a mansion with Porsches and maids instead of living in a condo and driving a pick-up truck

but it's my bed and I'll sleep in it

speaking of beds, I got me a bed-in-a-box..I was curious...they shipped it to me and it weighed about 50 lbs..I lugged it upstairs and opened the box and removed the bed...it was all coiled up like a sleeping bag..then I unfurled it onto the floor..it was encased it in a plastic shrink-wrap kinda thing...I snipped it open, very carefuly they tell me, and in a few minutes I had a full mattress before me...WTF did I just witness? I stood there scratching my head...

then I jumped on it and it was really comfortable...

I took it to the bedroom and ever since, the REM sleep has been, shall we say, vivid and awesome

Kansas City

I'm goin' to Kansas City, Kansas city here I come

I just got a letter from the IRS in Kansas City telling me they're missing info about my health care coverage from 2014 and/or 2015....so they want me to amend the return and tell them about my health care coverage..

 

that's not necessary..I'll tell them right now

FUCK OFF!!!

I don't have health care insurance becasue I refuse to spend over $150 a month on health care insurance..I did this when insurance companies kept raising my rates claiming they need more money for new technology..BULLSHIT...they need more money for investors

so I pay cash to the doc or dentist..it's alot cheaper

then Obamacare hit and now they want a "shared responsibility fee" from me...WTF is this, a holdup??? Did Obama think he was Robin Hood..steal from me to pay some poor slob's healthcare??

so to the IRS: no fucking way am I gonna amend ANY tax returns for you..you can kiss my ass on State Street...and let me spend a minute with your mother and she'll be cryin' for her mommy

and TRUMP..fer Christ's Sake..REPEAL the stupid health care law...the gov't is lousy with anal conservatives now, SO DO IT!!

now

I Ain't Superstitious

but a black cat crossed my trail

 

now that I've called the News-Press racists, part of Trump's white nationalists, they go and try to smear Dr. Suess as a racist....the guy who wrote all those Cat in the Hat books was not racist but he was a bit of a satirist...

now the story in the News-Press BOOKS section on page A6 was just as cuckoo as Wendy...apparently the Cat in the Hat was really modeled after black people who threaten the stability of white America!! WTF kind of story is that???

Dr. Suess did do some political cartoons during WWII and jabbed the Japs but that is normal during wartime....helps beat the enemy when you belittle and dehumanize them..it's easier and then bomb the fucking shit outta them...

Japanese- Japs, Nips, Tojo

Chinese- Slant-eye, Chink, Gook, Chinaman

Germans- Fritz, Hun, Jerry, Boche (French), Kraut,

North describing South: "Rebels, Rebs, Dixies"

South describing North: "Yankees, Yanks, Feds, Federals, Blue Bellies

liberals: tardos

but no, Dr. Suess was not a racist...

and besides, all is fair in love and war

Burn Down The Mission

If we're gonna stay alive
Watch the black smoke fly to heaven
See the red flame light the sky

so it looks as though Father Junipero Serra was scalped...the statue at the Mission in SB was vandalized..the vandals took the handles and Serra's head and poured red paint on him..the scene was so gruesome, authorities covered the statue with a tarp! never seen that before

 

 

 one headline had it this way: Amid the Democrat Party’s nationwide jihad against US history and culture the statue of St. Junipero Serra was vandalized in California again this week.

but that's just silly alt-right babble

now who would do that to Junipero's statue? potheads that's who!!

we know the Indians use alot of pot and other hallucenogenic plants..and we know there's the story that in reality, Father Serra terrorized the natives and forced them to build the Missions..

well I don't know about all that 'cept to say-

they did a pretty good job 

Whenever I See Your Smiling Face

I have to smile myself...

I don't mind hundreds of beautiful women passing by my window, dressed in pink..I don't mind that at all

every year I watch the ladies walk...dressed in some form of pink, they walk the 'Avon Walk to End Breast Cancer'

if they find a cure, I won't see them again and that's fine by me...until then, I marvel at their solidarity and resolve

and spirit..I love their spirit

Indian Lake

Indian Lake is a scene you should make with your little one... keep it in mind if you're lookin to find a place in the summer sun

depending on your political persuasion, you may have an explanation for this weird weather..conservatives will tell you it's the 'end of days' per the bible and liberals will say it's global warming caused by irresponsible conservatives...me, I don't know what the fuck is going on

but I'm glad to see the City of Goleta finally come to its senses..I was going to suggest a non-profit take over the management of the Coronado Monarch Butterfly Grove...needed: people who care about nature, aren't afraid of eucalyptus trees, and won't instill fear and ignorance into the kids....

ok so if the eucs are really dead I got no problem cutting them down..BUT if they are not dead, leave them alone!! the blue gums

 

I just read that Monarch butterflies are headed for the Endangered Species List due to people messing with their habitat, ie over-development, pesticides killing milkweed, and of course people cutting down eucalyptus groves because they are "non-native"

a cluster of Monarchs on a eucalytus tree is a wondrous sight...save the eucalyptus and you save the Monarch butterfly...

real simple

Speedy Gonzales

Hey, Rosita-I hafta go shopping downtown for my mother
She needs some tortillas and chili peppers

I think Noozhawk is the only rightwing publication to carry Michelle Malkin's crazy column...this week she cries about Mexican 'Dreamers' and says they don't deserve anything from America..

 

but Michelle fails again using her twisted logic..so to set the record straight, the Mexicans did more for America than the Japs did...in fact I think all the Japs and slanty-eyed folks like Michelle should be sent back to Japan or Korea or wherever they came from...the Japs bombed Pearl Harbor pulling the USA into WW2..that meant we needed people to fight...the Mexican Army fought for the USA..and we asked them to come over here and pick crops while the American men went to fight the Japs and Hitler...

eventually we won thanks to the Mexicans who helped....allies!!!

when slit-eyed people inbreed, the results can be seen in North Korea..

R-E-T-A-R-D-S!!

let's send Michele back to her relatives!!

Down in the Bottom

down at the bottom of your mystery, down at the bottom of the wine dark sea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivIJnzuHGW4

I was driving down 101 a long time ago, headed for my destiny when I heard 'Do it Again' by Steely Dan.. I was blown away...what a great song!! I heard the song again and again and just loved it...Steely Dan...Becker and Fagen and all those A-List musicians put out some of the finest music ever produced..it was brilliant..original and quirky and always pulling in jazz influences mixed with rock-n-roll

Walter Becker put out a solo album called '11 Tracks Of Whack' and of course I got the cassette...1994...it is a superior album..one of my favorites and a chance to see how talented this guy Becker was..recently he died at 67 but left his music for us to listen to..and it ALWAYS lifts me up when I hear a Steely Dan or Walter Becker song...

'Down in the Bottom' happened at a really great time in my life, a really great time... so I'll always love it...

Walter Becker...thanks man

I`ve Been Working

Happy Labor Day!!

I've been workin' I've been workin' so hard I've been workin' I've been workin' so hard I come home I'll make-a love to you

Wendy don't fire anyone today, ok???

See You Later Alligator

after awhile crocodile

 

so the News-Press has been wanking about anarchists from the left..antifa and the troublemakers who interrupt speeches from conservative trust-funder racists from the Young Miss America Foundation that Wendy owns....

all the while, the NP is silent on the White Nationalists and Nazis who killed a girl in Charlottesville...Wendy didn't even bother to cover the event on the front page of her paper!!

may I remind Wendy that when Bush was President, his pals at ENRON were trying to rob people in California..and when Obama got elected, the Governor of Texas, Rick Perry wanted to secede from the union..now the Lord in his divine wisdom is punishing Texas with biblical rains and destruction....so the real anarchist is Rick Perry and he's a traitor..traitors should be shot..Trump of course appoints Perry as Energy Secretary

I happen to believe that Wendy and Nipper are white nationalists and they leave little clues in the paper from time to time..

 

and here's one I'd like you to see..in the Business Section that nobody reads, they have three pages left WHITE...

WHITE!!

draw your own conclusions
 


UPDATE: no wonder I couldn't find a News-Press anywhere on Saturday

EDITOR'S NOTE: Sept. 03, 2017  

September 3, 2017 12:10 AM Equipment failure
at the News-Press printing facility was the cause of a significant delay in delivering Saturday's paper.

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 or meybe everyone at the NP was DRUNK!!!