Fly By Night

Fly by night, away from here

Change my life again

Fly by night, goodbye, my dear

My ship isn't coming and I just can't pretend

The Grifters

The Grift is on

it's very pretty outside but when Trump enters office, it will be the age of no accountability...

Trump is appointing the usual suspects, his MAGA sock puppets and his in-laws to important gov't roles...the grift is on...Trump wants to appoint to  Amb of France, Ivanka's father-in-law, Charles Kushner, who is a felon...Trump pardoned him, of course...Trump is also a convicted felon who served ZERO time in prison...total con these guys...ce n'est pas bon!!

"In 2005, Kushner was convicted of illegal campaign contributions, tax evasion, and witness tampering after hiring a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law, arranging to record a sexual encounter between the two, and sending the tape to his sister. He was sentenced to two years' imprisonment, which he served in the Federal Prison Camp, Montgomery. As a convicted felon, he was also disbarred in three states!!"

and then RFK JR, the heroin addict!! geez, the guy is a burn-out...

they won't serve America, they will serve only themselves courtesy the taxpayers, as the maga chipmunks chatter in glee...no wonder they want to delete the CPCB and let thieves keep stealing from Americans...

I just don't know what the voters were thinking...well, they weren't thinking, they were reacting

nice sunrises, though!

Ducks in the Wind

all we are is ducks in the wind...

the Old Farmer's Almanac says cold, foggy and rainy with a chance of ducks in the wind

well, Mark Ward died...I didn't know him but listened to the Proctor and Ward show on KTYD, in the 1970s, back when the KTYD  DJ's had some personality...their take on the Fiesta parades every year was very funny...Ward was also a cop!

Mark A. Ward of Santa Barbara, Retired Sheriff's Deputy | Obituaries | Noozhawk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1jfiasmVlI

ahh, those were some fine and fun days in Santa Barbara!!

That's Amore

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

That's amore

Pizza Man Dan makes a helluva good pizza and always delivers!

Pizza Man Don is another story...President-elect Donald has to atone for his past frauds...the phony university, the phony veterans' charity, the Covid debacle, the Jan 6 antics where he exposed the collective stupidity of half the country...and didn't honor the will of the people...

I'll discuss the Dems later but boy, did they fuck this one up!!

but Trump is a salesman and these guys sell folks what they don't need mostly...except the Fuller Brush Man..

the Fuller Brush Man is always welcome in my home because you can never have enough cool brushes!

the only good that I see in a Trump Administration is they might get rid of the National Parks Service...these people are poisoning lake and rivers in our parks because they don't like certain species living there...they will kill, harass and poison non-native species to "save" native species that are conveniently listed as "endangered" ..and in the process, kill some natives as well

in other words, the NPS is a scam

and so is another Trump presidency!!!

Boys of Summer

you got your hair slicked back and those Wayfarers on, baby

well, the boys of summer are gone, the Dodgers beat the Yankees...Dodgers are a good team with a great manager, Dave Roberts, who stole 2nd base and helped the Red Sox in a crucial game in 2004...ironically, the Red Sox acquired him from the Dodgers at the time...

ahhh, America's pastime...what a game baseball is!! but it's time for other games to play, other pursuits

If America were a baseball team, would you call this a winning season? Just generally. Would you say we got a winning season?

On balance, we've had an extremely good year, gold and stocks at record highs...I got my eye on palladium while MAGA folks keep howling at the moon!

WTF!!!!!!

We've got a winning season. What do you do when you're ahead? You don't make mistakes

You don't gamble unnecessarily.

You protect your lead.

soooo, don't vote WEIRD!!

VOTE BLUE and let's keep America's winning streak going!!

I'll give you an extra hour to think about it...

The Jolly Green Giant

in the valley of the jolly

HO HO HO 

LADIES???

Green Giant!!!

The Murders in the Rue Morgue

 “Y, no obstante, calcular no es intrínsecamente analizar.”

with Halloween approaching in a midnight coach whipped by a cackling, yet foolish raven, a Cooper's Hawk crouches by the highway...pondering, WTF is KTYD playing Whitesnake and other shitty bands for??? Ratt??? ok 'Round and Round' is a pretty good song...but oh God, I love that old time rocknroll!!! let's hear some Aretha!!

while looking for witnesses to a murder...

The Marijuana Conspiracy

the cannibis odors wafting thru the Carpinteria Valley past few years are pretty much gone...they didn't bother me but they did bother the close neighbors with tales of headaches and sickness...now I gotta watch out for stoners...I got sentries posted in the hills, all over the valley to the beaches for dudes doping up...Brer Crow, brother Owl, Brer Coyote, brother kitty cat, Brer Raccoon are all watching for me!!

but it's political season and somebody did a little political spoof on a campaign sign locally! cute! laugh it off, Alejandra

but what Santa Barbara needs is another Helene Schneider for Mayor...talented leader, good mayor and limited BS...

now Wendy may have fucked up the News-Press, but she was right about the Teamsters...if they think Trump is on their side, they are nuts!!

ok, so the election thing, and I got my flier from the Democratic Party with Kamala and Tim...Salud and Monique...

in Santa Barbara, I like Wendy Santamaria, she's very pretty!

I am not a Democrat and certainly not a Republican...not until they get rid of Trump and his MAGA cult...Haitians eating the pets of the white folks in suburbia?? fucking ridiculous esp coming from some of these inbred Appalachian hillbillies!

Haitian gals are lovely!

in Carp, I like the new girl Adriana Gonzolas-Smith...slow growth is where it's at... and Natalia...either one will do!! 

Do what? well, that's the question...

You Wreck Me

You wreck me baby!

Yeah, you break me in two

well, debate raconteurs, I'll make this Swift, Kamala Harris wrecked Donny Trump and ripped him a new one, in the vernacular of the peasantry...

it was a stark contrast between an accomplished, educated woman and an ignorant, superstitious, bumbling, incoherent oaf...

and the stupidest thing Trump said, besides babies being killed at birth, was the racist trope about Haitian immigrants filling white neighborhoods, stealing and eating their pets!!

however, I would look at the more likely culprit

Wile E. Coyote

We Can Work It Out

Try to see it my way...

well Labor Day was fun...chicks everywhere...lots of peeps on the highway and in the sky...the Bloody Red Baron of Germany!!

cool cars...the Chevy Corvette is simply the coolest looking car ever built

by American labor!!!

I'm Going Home

see my baby

Hey man, I feel this grooviness in the air... Woodstock happened 55 years ago, August 15-18, 1969...

three days, man...three days!

no regrets, Coyote

and I get this info that Wendy's pal and animal rescue activist Julia, er whats-her-name got arrested for concealed firearms in vehicle...that's a felony! geez, some MAGA chicks never learn!! 

WOODSTOCK...the giant Bethel, NY Music and Arts Festival with lots of cool music...when Alvin Lee and Ten Years After got on stage and ripped into "I'm Going Home", it was epic! 

Alvin with his big, beautiful red 1959 Gibson ES-335..possibly the best electric guitar ever made and built for Rock-n-Roll and the Blues... and today, they are worth a fortune...

goin' home, my baby!!!!

Hot Fun in the Summertime

oh Lord!!!

I love watching the trek from the Santa Barbara Mission to Ventura...the folks pass by the King's Highway and stop at St Joseph's church for rest...dinner, vespers, tents and sleeping bags..just like summer camp!

the weather is fine, clear skies for watching the stars and the stalking moon...

Slots at the Marsh!

The King's Highway...it's where I live and the spirit ain't worth spit without a little exercise...

"Two glorious days of walking in the footsteps of St. Junipero Serra along the route of the historic and iconic El Camino Real: This year we will turn right on to Santa Claus Lane, strolling past the popular beach and beachside cafes to the recently opened new bike and pedestrian path that skirts the Carpinteria Estuary"

of course, there's controversy with Serra and the natives but is controversy not the saccharin of life? and this year, the Chumash have installed slot machines (see picture) along the path to deprive the righteous of their money..

but as ever'one knows, a fool and his money are soon parted

walk on!

I'm Only Sleeping

When I wake up early in the morning

Lift my head, I'm still yawning

the Paris Olympic controversy reminds me when I was a teen and John Lennon commented that the Beatles were more popular than Jesus...and guess who got offended, calling for Beatle boycotts, burning Beatle records and all sorts of nonsense? the McCarthyites, the Birchers, the Christians, southern Baptists and of course the KKK who all make up today's MAGA cult!!

I was fascinated that these knuckleheads would make such a fuss over John's words about religion...this was around the time of the Yesterday and Today album, the Butcher cover...1966...Capital Records eventually changed the cover to the "Trunk" image but the Butcher album is a collector's item...free market capitalism!! Great album!

John was young, talented and I thought he was the coolest guy in the world while all these religious shits were falling all over themselves trying to discredit  the Beatles...free speech is free speech and John made the most of it...ironic that some Americans simply hate free speech...

the churches freaked when kids were flocking to the Beatles instead of being brainwashed by religious cults...it's all about control and manipulation with organized religion...

Kids, never enter a confession booth with a Catholic priest!!!

and the USA keeps racking up the Olympic medals!!

Keeping an eye on the world

Going by my window...

Saturday in the Park

every day's the 4th of July

a gloomy Saturday morning turns beautiful with summer showers, balmy weather ...what's it mean when a girl touches her hair like that? I can't read body language very well...

I get different reactions sometimes hanging out on my balcony with my camera, checking out the chicks across the highway on the bikepath...maybe she was just slapping a bee away..

then I hear the news about gunshots at the Trump rally in Pennsylvania...two dead and blood running down Trump's ear, he was hurried away by the SS, looking for his shoes and jabbing the air with fist pumps while the crowd chanted USA USA USA!!  ...assassination attempt!! Shades of Jan 6!

Bizarre...shot through the ear!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ONCw4JccBU

now, I Iike guys who don't get shot, but I'm glad Trump's ok...

thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers...

Summer Side of Life

There was young girls everywhere

On the summer side of life

July 4th was a beautiful day to celebrate American Independence...music was in the air... 

sweet weather

hawks hanging out at the marsh 

I can't reaD edhat ANYMORE...TOO MANY POP-UPS!! GEEZ..annoying

and the girls were rock and rolling!! 

They rocked all night...

Light My Fire

You know that it would be untrue, 

you know that I would be a liar

If I was to say to you

girl we couldn't get much higher

c'mon baby, light my fire

Congrats to local rock-n-roll radio station KTYD-that's FM- for 50 years of broadcasting great music! 

I remember the transition from AM to FM where we could hear the long version of Light My Fire, by the Doors on FM...I listened to KTYD, pretty Laurie Cobb and the late great Edward Bear were favorites...always played the good stuff! South California Purples by Chicago!! such good music we had.. and they ain't gonna play Super Session on AM radio!!

We are lucky to still have KTYD playing rocknroll..I can live without censorship, AC-DC, KISS and similar silly novelty acts, the Scorpions? sooo bad and watching them on Youtube was hilarious!! maybe I'll send some CDs to the afternoon guys so they can get out of the Billy Joel, ACDC and Scorpion rut..I think these guys are a little, um, strange...

but KTYD always did shoot for the 13 year olds!! HAHA...

C'mon baby, light my fire!!!

these first days of summer, these fine and sweet June days, are my favorite....a time to run thru the valleys with the coyotes, fly through the canyons with the hawks, slither in the grass with the snakes, or have a beer with the deer...

a time to celebrate the 4th of July soon, and consider the coming of Halloween and Thanksgiving in Fall...and Christmas in Winter 

June is my touchstone for the promise of all the seasons...

and for God's sake, keep rock and rolling!!

Run For the Roses

And it's run for the roses as fast as you can

Your fate is delivered, your moment's at hand

It's the chance of a lifetime in a lifetime of chance

And it's high time you joined in the dance

It's high time you joined in the dance

so what's been happening while I've been away??

well, the fog is a drag but it makes the colors pop for some reason...Trump has been found guilty of messing with Stormy and is now a convicted felon, among other things..what an embarrassment to America he is... the lemmings who follow him have serious daddy issues...they got the America flag upside down as is their logic, they wanna riot and lynch people...they are election-deniers and now, they are justice-deniers!! but stupid is as stupid does and they should read the flag code..

American flag right side up, please

besides, if they riot and lynch, they're gonna run into the American Armed Forces!

so bring it on, MAGA!!!

We'll Sing in the Sunshine

We'll laugh everyday

Welcome to May Grey!! Earth Day??? KISS MY ASS HIPPIES...what do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi!!! hahahah

I told ya Kristi Noem was a psycho but you did't listen...

it is National Parks month and of course the NPS is busy trying to kill all and every non-native species...they are poisoning lakes, dandelions, shooting horses from helicopters and if you live in South Dakota and don't like the family dog, you can take it to the gravel pits and shoot it like wacky SD gov Kristi Noem did.. I bet when Wendy invited Kristi to the Reagan Ranch Center for a Round table luncheon years ago, she dint know Kristi was a puppy killer!!

here's a picture of Kristi when she was at the Reagan Ranch Center on State St some years ago..this was back when Wendy was Wendy P McCaw, hot stuff...

now Kristi said she killed Cricket because she has the right stuff to make tough decisions as VP, that is she was trying to impress Trump!!

but according to one South Dakota resident, Randee Huber:

"Tough" is when you have to put down an animal you love because it's suffering. That's tough. Murdering your own dog because you refuse to train or rehome him and you "hate" him isn't tough, it's psychopathic"

Donald the Menace

it will be up to the independents to make certain these clowns lose their elections going forward, so I hope Traitor Trump picks Kristi as his running mate..

that would be entertaining!

Go Away, Little Girl

before I beg you to stay

the price of gold has gone up and so has the price of freedom, but I bought me a triangle and I play it every morning for peace, a harmonic convergence of sorts...I like how it rings...

has anybody seen my library card?? when is Earth Day? everyday!!

when times are tough, you go to the pawn shop and sell your stuff and Wendy sold the News-Press website for a mere 280 grand! She can still buy a Tesla cyber truck...

it appears we have a schroom bloom going on around here, the roadsides..big mushrooms popping up...Caltrans probably didn't realize that when they prepared the soil for the native plantings, they created a sort of compost condition where mushrooms would thrive...warm and moist...

they sprayed the ground with  green liquid fertilizer in trucks, covered the soil with tons of woodchips to outsmart the weeds, but weeds always grow back..then they spray poison on the woodchips and weeds!

and now we got giant mushrooms!

I believe there's a fungus among us...

L.A. Woman

L.A. woman, Sunday afternoon

congrats to Roy Lee, new 1st District supe....maybe Das will run for Carp City Council!! I see Hilary Hauser is stepping down as head of Heal the Ocean...Hilary always reminded me of Ron Wood, fab guitar player with the Faces and Rolling Stones...

here's an alarming post I saw on Next Door Neighbor: Carpinteria’s beautiful Bluffs Nature Preserve needs your help!

Events aimed at restoring native plant species to the popular preserve will be held on three Saturdays, April 6, May 4, and May 18, from 9 a.m. to noon. Organized by the City of Carpinteria and CivicSpark, the restoration events will rely on volunteers to help remove non-native and invasive plant species and replant with native plants. If you’re interested in joining us, please RSVP to <a href="https://tinyurl.com/ccbluffs">https://tinyurl.com/ccbluffs</a> or come meet us at the Bailard Avenue Parking Lot on the day of the event. Tools and snacks will be provided, but please bring sun protection and gloves. See you then!

NO NO NO!!! Stop this nonsense...Nature disperses seeds in the wind and Spring brings us the blooms...planting natives at the Bluffs will restore nothing! just let all the plants grow and die of their own accord...bees and birds don't care if a plant is labeled native or non-native...and there's no plants invading anybody on the Bluffs

and for Christsakes, clean up after your dogs!!

Think

Let your mind go, let yourself be free

Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Freedom!!

I vote, therefore I am

UPDATE!!

now I don't care who you vote for...you wanna vote for a clown, then vote for a clown

I voted by mail and according to the MAGA folks, I committed fraud...what a bunch of dummies! Steve Garvey, the great Dodger 1st baseman is running, he's a conservative but is he MAGA?? Time will tell... Schiff and Garvey will face off in November...play ball!!

Katie Porter's emails are annoying!! Katie LOST but said the election was rigged...no Katie, you just lost, now go away

Locally, I've had enough of Das...saw his daddy putting up campaign signs on gov't property...Das sold out to the drug dealers with the pro-cannabis cheerleading...the city truck came out a week later and removed the signs...voters need to remove Das Williams and I'm voting for Uncle Chen who sits on the Carp City council, he's a small business owner and all-around affable guy who can check the growth and pot industry...Das was once a good representative, but he's morphed into El Chapo

so Roy Lee beat Das! wowee..well, Das, you can always run for governor...I see Mike Roy was courted by the ring net people...don't hook the taxpayers for another net boondoggle! the ring nets DON'T WORK!!!

Salud is ok...don't always agree with him but he's a good politician.. ✓

Monique Limon is good...I'll vote for her solely because of her raging beauty! ✓

Gregg Hart is pro-growth from all I've seen..I mean really, a 12-million-dollar bike path in Carp??  'bye Gregg! oh well, Gregg won

Look Gregg! Appalling sex activities on the SCL bikepath!!

now I want ever'one to put on your thinking caps and VOTE!!!

Cowgirl In the Sand

Hello, cowgirl in the sand

I see a Toyota pickup truck going up the highway displaying a TAKE AMERICA BACK-TRUMP 2024 flag and a FUCK BIDEN flag, and an American flag...I took a picture and they honked a few times...

In the first place, how do you take America back from Americans?? it's preposterous

secondly, FUCK BIDEN is a rather juvenile sentiment

thirdly, why not drive an American made truck to prove you're not a globalist??

The decal on the truck read BRUCE BOYER FOR CONGRESS...he thinks he's a cowboy...but has he ever stayed on an avocado ranch in Carpinteria, in Olive Carey's old pink bungalow, where she once entertained the likes of John Wayne and Robert Mitchum?? well, I have so I'm the cowboy, not Bruce...

However, I do like the old-time politicking...the bumper stickers, the trucks with flags, the horns, the loudspeakers, the color and the noise...

and the cowgirls