Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Monday, September 26, 2016

Breakfast at Tiffany's

Moon River / wider than a mile / I'm crossing you in style / some day


 

ok so I watched the debate and Hillary beat Donald by two touch downs and a field goal...I don't watch NFL games anymore because the players are too wimpy..druggies, drinkers, gangsters, whiners, punks, etc....long gone are the Mike Ditka days when guys weren't afraid to get dirty and the grass on the field was real

but the debate had Donald nervously drinking lots of water a la Marco Rubio , sniffing like a cokehead, and babbling about birthers and complaining how people and Hillary were mean to him... well some people are mean to me too but gimme a break..there must come an end to the tears, Donald....oh ok...five yards against Hillary for unnecessary roughness

Hillary was cool as a cucumber and maybe as president she won't get us into WWIII...and will continue the bull market.....the DOW, NASDAQ, SP500 etc are all in record territory and the economy is HEALTHY!!

we're after the same rainbow's end, waiting 'round the bend, my huckleberry friend

my huckleberry friend

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Midnight Rider

I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no

Autumn is here..it blew in on a warm wind....the days are hot and dry..brilliant mornings



 
the nights are cool and breezy 'cept when the Santanas come calling..then the nights are warm...my first Santana wind experience I felt like I was in Heaven

the fog is gone...I can smell the Fall..the fragrance I love every year..the harvest, the moon, the sunrises and sunsets are best in the Fall... the shore is full of seabirds

and there's smoke from distant fires

but I look for certain indicators to tell me that the Earth is ok...I gotta see bats, raccoons, skunks roaming around at night..I know down by the marsh the coyotes are prowling when the trees and leaves rush around





I see the Monarch butterflies flitting by, headed for the eucalyptus trees and groves...don't cut the eucalyptus down or I will cut you down...

I will cut you down

I get a light for my bike just in case..riding around the backroads on a bike on a warm September night with the moon shining bright is like riding around the backroads on a Honda 90 with the headlight shut off....

on a warm California moonlit night...in September

a midnight rider sky above

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Angie

Angie, ain't it good to be alive

NO ON 64

The most important issue in the upcoming elections is not Donald or Hillary becoming president, it is the fact that Angelina Jolie divorced Brad Pitt because Brad is a pothead! Angie, there ain't a woman that comes close to you...and if Brad is a pothead, then I accept this... and some people want to legalize pot in California...NO On Prop 64!!!


Brad!

rumor has it that Brad bought a beach house in Carp that he shares with some French chick and you can see them toking up at night..you can see the smoke!

We can't all get high and pretend we're celebrities  or there's no drought...marijuana takes lots of water to grow and since it is a non-essential crop, that's water that could be used for more productive ventures..unless the drought continues

the potheads can't see five seconds into the future..they want pot legal...and Debra J Saunders who writes a column for the San Francisco Chronicle and the News-Press also carries it, wants pot legal..

I want to keep it illegal

she tried to lay a case for legalizing pot: it's not dangerous, no one OD'd on pot yet, pot is not an opioid which she says can kill people..and she says there's no public safety issue with potheads..




well there's so much wrong with Debra's arguments I don't know where to begin except at the beginning..first of all, marijuana is an hallucinagen...users hallucinate, they space out, they become passive which is why those fat Islamic militant clowns are getting away with their petty little  bombings..too many mellow potheads walking around to notice...

second, it should be obvious if you inhale smoke and keep it in your lungs fora few minutes, you will cough..it is not a natural thing to do...inhaling air when you exercise is a natural high..marijuana smoke contains 50% more carcinogenic hydrocarbon than tobacco!

heavy use of pot will reduce testosterone level which is why so many young pot smoker guys are walking around with dogs..they have no sex drive and are not interested in women!!

pot will refocus your life on attainment of the high and make you apathetic to anything else..not a good thing for a functioning society..so this Debra Saunders chick should be arrested for contributing to the delinquency of kids and lying to them about the effects of pot smoking

nothing good can come of pot smoking..it's about the worst thing you can do to your body...and it's just plain stupid...MY GOD.. DRUGS ARE SO Passé


if you want to hallucinate and go on weird wild trips safely, get a good night's sleep with REM dreams...they are deep and wonderful

there's nothing better

Monday, September 19, 2016

Let's Get Physical

Let me hear your body talk, body talk!!

STOP STRETCH REST REFLECT



we all need exercise to keep fit....if you are fat you should exercise so I don't have to look a fat tub of lard waddling down the street...if you smoke, you should stop smoking and exercise if you have any respect for yourself, your pathetic little self.. as an ex-smoker, your smoke bothers me although I don't think we should outlaw smoking just in case I start up again...

then I hear Olivia Newton-John is coming to the Casino for a concert..why not the Arlington or Lobero? because I heard Olivia is into Indian guys..well ok Olivia..whatever makes you happy but Olivia's boyfriends have a penchant for mysteriously disappearing

so I will not set foot in the casino..cheap desperate entertainment for lost souls who can't even make it down the Chumash Highweay of Death (Highway 154) without going over the side and crashing into a ravine...fuck, when I was kid I could navigate the Pass high on a jug a Colt 45 Malt Liquor, usually going to see some cowgirl

today I have no such pressing needs but I had to check out the Bird Refuge.. I heard tales of some exercise equipment being installed at the entrance where the ducks gather..I heard that Jill installed three stretch bars at a taxpayer cost of $25000!

I just had to see for myself so I went into SB and headed for the Bird Refuge after some procuring some coffee and foodstuffs...


Let's Get Vertical, Vertical!!
 
I get there and take a look around...I spot the exercise station and proceed.. I see a lady on her hands and knees with her ass sticking in the air...I get closer and ask if she's ok..

"FUCK ME!! FUCK ME IN THE ASS!! FUCK MEEEEEE!!" she screams

geez

nice touch, Jill

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Baby, I Need Your Loving

got to have all your lovin'


 


so what of an armpit? it's not really a pit although it is part of the arm..I'm speaking of a woman's arm which is an erogenous zone...it's lovely... LOVELY!!


it's subtley attached to the bosom and you can start by licking the bosom and sucking it, then go up and over aways and enjoy the armpit, shaved or not...

butts too are awesome!

it's all good is what I'm saying

Friday, September 16, 2016

Too Much Monkey Business

Same thing every day, gettin' up, goin' to school
No need for me to complain, my objection's overruled, ahh!
Too much monkey business, too much monkey business


Board president is a dumbass!


I did a lite investigation of the Carpinteria Unified School Board of Trustees and I can tell you they are a bunch of boobs...

but I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to the students of the Carp Unified School District....you are in bad hands with this horrible excuse for a Board of Trustees...I watched the meeting last night as these clowns fidgeted, giggled and joked their way thru the meeting and allegedly conducted school business..

spelling??

the president is Andy Sheaffer and he looked like a bum...like he just woke up and couldn't even figure out how to use a computer..the other gals on the board were just silly and gibbering...looks like they were all drunk!! remember, most of these folks are TEABAGGERS!!

Sarvis is a clown

and they voted to install Brian Sarvis as Interim Superintendent after losing highly qualified  Micheline Miglis who was canned for unknown reasons after one year

the graphics on the TV screen were embarrassing....words misspelled..my goodness..this is the school board!!

what a pathetic display...I still don't know what was so funny that these folk were giggling and laughing all night???

it's M-E-A-S-U-R-E!!


the whole Board should resign!!

but there is an election coming up and I hope people vote for two new members..Maureen Foley Claffey looks good and either of the two others would be an improvement...

the current Board of Trustees for the Carp Unified School District is a disgrace