Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Kansas City

I'm goin' to Kansas City, Kansas city here I come

I just got a letter from the IRS in Kansas City telling me they're missing info about my health care coverage from 2014 and/or 2015....so they want me to amend the return and tell them about my health care coverage..


that's not necessary..I'll tell them right now


I don't have health care insurance becasue I refuse to spend over $150 a month on health care insurance..I did this when insurance companies kept raising my rates claiming they need more money for new technology..BULLSHIT...they need more money for investors

so I pay cash to the doc or dentist..it's alot cheaper

then Obamacare hit and now they want a "shared responsibility fee" from me...WTF is this, a holdup??? Did Obama think he was Robin Hood..steal from me to pay some poor slob's healthcare??

so to the IRS: no fucking way am I gonna amend ANY tax returns for you..you can kiss my ass on State Street...and let me spend a minute with your mother and she'll be cryin' for her mommy

and TRUMP..fer Christ's Sake..REPEAL the stupid health care law...the gov't is lousy with anal conservatives now, SO DO IT!!


Monday, September 18, 2017

I Ain't Superstitious

but a black cat crossed my trail


now that I've called the News-Press racists, part of Trump's white nationalists, they go and try to smear Dr. Suess as a racist....the guy who wrote all those Cat in the Hat books was not racist but he was a bit of a satirist...

now the story in the News-Press BOOKS section on page A6 was just as cuckoo as Wendy...apparently the Cat in the Hat was really modeled after black people who threaten the stability of white America!! WTF kind of story is that???

Dr. Suess did do some political cartoons during WWII and jabbed the Japs but that is normal during wartime....helps beat the enemy when you belittle and dehumanize them..it's easier and then bomb the fucking shit outta them...

Japanese- Japs, Nips, Tojo

Chinese- Slant-eye, Chink, Gook, Chinaman

Germans- Fritz, Hun, Jerry, Boche (French), Kraut,

North describing South: "Rebels, Rebs, Dixies"

South describing North: "Yankees, Yanks, Feds, Federals, Blue Bellies

liberals: tardos

but no, Dr. Suess was not a racist...

and besides, all is fair in love and war

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Burn Down The Mission

If we're gonna stay alive
Watch the black smoke fly to heaven
See the red flame light the sky

so it looks as though Father Junipero Serra was scalped...the statue at the Mission in SB was vandalized..the vandals took the handles and Serra's head and poured red paint on him..the scene was so gruesome, authorities covered the statue with a tarp! never seen that before

one headline had it this way: Amid the Democrat Party’s nationwide jihad against US history and culture the statue of St. Junipero Serra was vandalized in California again this week.

but that's just silly alt-right babble

now who would do that to Junipero's statue? potheads that's who!!

we know the Indians use alot of pot and other hallucenogenic plants..and we know there's the story that in reality, Father Serra terrorized the natives and forced them to build the Missions..

well I don't know about all that 'cept to say-

they did a pretty good job

Monday, September 11, 2017

Whenever I See Your Smiling Face

I have to smile myself...

I don't mind hundreds of beautiful women passing by my window, dressed in pink..I don't mind that at all

every year I watch the ladies walk...dressed in some form of pink, they walk the 'Avon Walk to End Breast Cancer'

if they find a cure, I won't see them again and that's fine by me...until then, I marvel at their solidarity and resolve

and spirit..I love their spirit

Saturday, September 9, 2017

Indian Lake

Indian Lake is a scene you should make with your little one... keep it in mind if you're lookin to find a place in the summer sun

depending on your political persuasion, you may have an explanation for this weird weather..conservatives will tell you it's the 'end of days' per the bible and liberals will say it's global warming caused by irresponsible conservatives...me, I don't know what the fuck is going on

but I'm glad to see the City of Goleta finally come to its senses..I was going to suggest a non-profit take over the management of the Coronado Monarch Butterfly Grove...needed: people who care about nature, aren't afraid of eucalyptus trees, and won't instill fear and ignorance into the kids....

ok so if the eucs are really dead I got no problem cutting them down..BUT if they are not dead, leave them alone!! the blue gums


I just read that Monarch butterflies are headed for the Endangered Species List due to people messing with their habitat, ie over-development, pesticides killing milkweed, and of course people cutting down eucalyptus groves because they are "non-native"

a cluster of Monarchs on a eucalytus tree is a wondrous sight...save the eucalyptus and you save the Monarch butterfly...

real simple

Thursday, September 7, 2017

Speedy Gonzales

Hey, Rosita-I hafta go shopping downtown for my mother
She needs some tortillas and chili peppers

I think Noozhawk is the only rightwing publication to carry Michelle Malkin's crazy column...this week she cries about Mexican 'Dreamers' and says they don't deserve anything from America..


but Michelle fails again using her twisted logic..so to set the record straight, the Mexicans did more for America than the Japs did...in fact I think all the Japs and slanty-eyed folks like Michelle should be sent back to Japan or Korea or wherever they came from...the Japs bombed Pearl Harbor pulling the USA into WW2..that meant we needed people to fight...the Mexican Army fought for the USA..and we asked them to come over here and pick crops while the American men went to fight the Japs and Hitler...

eventually we won thanks to the Mexicans who helped....allies!!!

when slit-eyed people inbreed, the results can be seen in North Korea..


let's send Michele back to her relatives!!

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Down in the Bottom

down at the bottom of your mystery, down at the bottom of the wine dark sea


I was driving down 101 a long time ago, headed for my destiny when I heard 'Do it Again' by Steely Dan.. I was blown away...what a great song!! I heard the song again and again and just loved it...Steely Dan...Becker and Fagen and all those A-List musicians put out some of the finest music ever produced..it was brilliant..original and quirky and always pulling in jazz influences mixed with rock-n-roll

Walter Becker put out a solo album called '11 Tracks Of Whack' and of course I got the cassette...1994...it is a superior album..one of my favorites and a chance to see how talented this guy Becker was..recently he died at 67 but left his music for us to listen to..and it ALWAYS lifts me up when I hear a Steely Dan or Walter Becker song...

'Down in the Bottom' happened at a really great time in my life, a really great time... so I'll always love it...

Walter Becker...thanks man