Saturday, November 22, 2014

Sisters of Mercy

Oh I hope you run into them, you who've been travelling so long.

so I see that Sister Janet is retiring..I used to watch the Board of Supe meetings and she'd come up during public comments and preach this and that about poor people and she annoyed me plus she was ugly- looking...where else but a convent would take her..

nuns...geez..I see a nun coming and I run the other way...most of the time

and Sister Janet is a friend of Brother Caldwell who's been writing an awful lot in the News-Press about sex with teenage girls lately
...discipline Andy! remember Wendy and CO had THOUSANDS OF IMAGES OF CHILD PORN on her computer..STILL WAITING FOR JUSTICE!

but I'm sure Sister Janet would approve of Brother Obama's latest act of mercy

with one stroke of the pen, Obama did what Congress couldn't for years...clarify the status of certain dirty people in America....they are illegals, or illegal aliens, they are people who snuck here from Mexico...most of them are short, fat, stupid, ignorant and lazy..and they belong to gangs..and they can't even speak English!!! and they eat lotsa tacos!

well that's one way of stereotyping them anyhoo

even President Bush tried immigration reform but the shit-fer-brains FOX conservatives got all riled up about "amnesty" silly...we have had open borders forever..since WWII we invited Mexicans to come on over and help with the war effort..and they did..the only change was 9/11 when some Americans got paranoid about invasions of brown people...dumbass white folks and teabaggers holding up progress..

illegal port-a-potties stream across the border

now I love Latinas..the more the merrier..while American girls polish their nails, the Latinas are out picking lima beans..sweating like real women!! I totally respect that...American women are like jellyfish and who wants to fuck a jellyfish

so now the Republicans are acting even dumber..instead of reforming some things that need reforming, they are suing the President!! that uppity black man is making a fool outta John Boehner and Mitch McConnell

but really, the Mexicans who came over to work the menial jobs should not be rounded up and sent back to Mexico...if they work here, they should live here...Mexico is a long commute..

the gardeners, the hospitality industry, restaurants, agriculture....these are jobs that people do who aren't afraid of work...

unfortunately, too many Americans think the world owes them a living..

brothers and sisters, it does not..

Thursday, November 20, 2014

if I were a carpenter

and you were lady,  would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby

well why are faux-Christians so uptight about the possiblity that Jesus banged Mary, they had kids and got married? I thought the Christian rightwingers were pro-marriage...Jesus was a carpenter and a regular guy I don't know how he became this super-o-natural freak who grants monetary wishes to phony Christians on TV who want you to sow seeds (send them cash)...what a scam!! Jesus was a carpenter, a bandit, a heartbreaker.... a cross-maker with a with it..and Mary Magdalene was a pretty blonde with nice tits

so I see the civil rights lawsuit against Chief Sanchez and the SBPD was tossed.....lately, everyone is suing the city for civil rights violations in hopes of a quick payday...but it appears we have a Judge..a real Judge in Santa Barbara with a pair of balls...and if it's a lady Judge, then she's got a big clitoris!!

then I see a "mentally ill" person from Orange County sent a suspicious package to the SB cops..well I think all the people in OC are mentally ill, so they should narrow it down a bit...

speaking of mentally ill, the City of Goleta brass are going to pump drinking (potable) water into the man-made Lake Los Caneros to save the ecology over there....we're in a drought!!

now I thought I was obsessed with you and I thought Wendy was obsessed with Reagan but the folks over at the SB View are really obsessed with Pearl Chase... they got about a zillion articles one after another on ol' Pearl...give it a rest and let Pearl alone for awhile....

hey, I wonder what Pearl, Ronald, Jesus, and Mary are doing right now?

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Higher Ground

sinners... keep on sinnin'

ok so I got a comment from a commentor in the comments section...this ace even tried to be funny with the "playing with yourself" comment..but if the commentor wants to do that, that's none of my business..or any of you if that's your thing, who am I to judge? just remember God is watching..

has Nipper fled to Mexico??

but anyway, here's the comment from this person..I don't know if it's male or female or even she-male, but the contents are's so compelling it got its own post today!!

so here's the comment...right below ya there

"While you're busy playing with yourself (probably quite literally), there's been some more moving and shaking at the News Supress. I have it on (very good) authority that Ice Princess McCuckoo is selling off the entire downstairs section of her news building. Since there isn't much of an advertising staff anyway (most were fired or laid off in recent months - or ran out screaming), and there isn't much of a news staff either (due to the same - but mostly the screaming), McCuckoo discovered that to save money, she can squeeze them all into the tiny upstairs newsroom. This means that Yolanda and what's left of her HR staff and what's left of advertising and the Op/Ed, er, "news" staff will all soon be sharing some cozy quarters. Scott will be giving up his office (which he really doesn't need anyway because he only works two hours a day). Before you know it, just to make ends meet, Arthur will need to return the "royal" title he bought. If it gets bad enough, he and Wendy may have to...."

now I'll analyse this comment later but it appears the flood is coming and all the New-Press rats are headed to higher ground

so I'll be looking for  the white flag of surrender soon in place of the American flag atop the News-Press building..

believers....keep on believing

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Goodnight Irene

Irene good night, Irene good night, Good night Irene, good night Irene, I'll see you in my dreams...

oh I get's called the TRI-BREWERY VOLKSMARCH because only three people were there..the Three Muskabeers! SLUTS FOR BEER!!!!

Sarah Rivera!

I got a Summons for Jury Duty... I just got one last year or so....why do these people keep pestering me?? the last one was for the gangbanger dudes who killed the grocery guy over on Milpas...Milpas on the Move...that was the Judge Brian Hill case...during the voir dire process I told Judge Bri I'd be a lousy juror because I thought he was a lousy judge and the gang bangers were cowardly punks..their lawyer didn't even axe me any questions and Judge Hill dismissed me thanking me for my candor...I even got a few laughs which is all I really want anyway...

but I don't mind the process so much now..there's some pretty fine babes that show up in my jury pool and I never pass up an opportunity for some pussy...some fine legal pussy...

so I'm looking for the civil case against the porn professor and there it is: Sarah Rivera et al vs Mireille Miller-Young
I wonder if it's Sarah Rivera the model..probably not..but maybe..who knows?? not me

here's the criminal case that already happened..presided over by Judge Hill...I guess it's the same Hill...Sarah wrote a letter to the judge after the trial to try and influence the sentence...for all I know Sarah may have given Judge Hill a blow job so he sentenced Miller-Young way more than he should.. I found the letter on the web!

Re: People v. Mireille Miller-Young SC #1444617

Dear Judge Hill,

"My name is Sarah Rivera; I am one of the students who was involved in the demonstration concerned in the case against Ms. Miller-Young. I am writing to you in lieu of making a statement at the sentencing to give you my perspective on the case. On the day in question, a group of my fellow students and I went to the UCSB campus to try speak to students concerning respect for human life, especially the unborn. We came to the campus
with some signs, which we set up in a
designated ‘free speech zone,’ and were handing out
pro-life literature and starting up conversations with students walking by. Before the arrival of Ms. Miller-Young, everything seemed to be going smoothly; we had handed out a lot of pamphlets, and several of us had started up conversations with students who seemed more interested in what we were saying. Many of them disagreed with us, but the conversations were peaceful and friendly. At the time when Ms. Miller-Young approached us, I was holding one of the large signs that we had brought with us. She came over after one of the other girls tried to give her a pamphlet, and began speaking very angrily to both of us, shouting, interrupting us, and using profanities when we tried to talk to her. A crowd began to form because of her antagonism toward us, and she began inciting them to tell us to leave and take away our signs. After a few minutes of this, she came up to me and grabbed the sign out of my hands. I resisted a little, but I was scared and let her take the sign after a small struggle. She and some of the students who had gathered around carried it away. I was too scared and shaken up to follow, but I know from the other girls who did follow that she continued to struggle with those of us who were trying to get the sign back, and later proceeded to destroy our sign. I was extremely upset by this incident, and by Ms. Miller- Young’s behavior. I do not think it is right for someone who professes to be a feminist and who is responsible for the education of young people to deny a group predominantly made up of young women the right to voice their opinions simply because they are not in agreement with her own. I hope that the sentence and result of this case will help Ms. Miller-Young to see this, and that her action in this incident was unacceptable. Thank you very much for your consideration. I hope this statement will be helpful to you in the sentencing of this case." (tee hee hee)
Love, Sarah 

goodnight Sarah, I'll see you in my dreams

Monday, November 17, 2014

Downtown Train

will I see you tonight, on a downtown train??


well I said I was gonna go check out the Volksmarch in I I said I would..a real lovely afternoon so I swing into town...down by the train station..the open air station...the train's a cool spot with the old beach houses neighborhood, some gentrification going on but not too bad...

lots of folks eating at the I park..over yonder is Island Brewery...signs all over the's 1:25 in the afternnoon and the beer march (for the Foodbank) is supposed ta start at 1:30 I get out and wait..then I wait some more .. I see some folks at the brewery milling guy in this 80s with a walker..some slackers...some beerhounds...a boozehound from FOX NEWS and a hippie


then I see a funky old black bus called the Brew Bus pulls up... with a beep beep backup horn....he parks in front of me on the mountain side of the railroad tracks....then two ladies walk up to or out of the bus and say a few words to the driver...then the ladies head off to Island Brewery using the little walkway...then I see them take big swigs from their cans of beer! whoa..that one gal be chooglin'!! pounding da brew down

then the guys get out of the Brew Bus...big fat ugly guys....I'm standing there taking pictures and laughing at them...

I see no one beer march or cans of food for the needy...just folks drinking beer..

so I'm thinking instead of a volksmarch which is all about getting exercise, that a few drunks from Island Brewey will get on the Brew Bus and will be DRIVEN to Rincon Brewery, then DRIVEN to the micro brewery by the Salt Marsh instead of actually expending any energy to walk..that energy apparently is needed to drink beer...hahahaha

it is almost unbelievable that this subculture of beer-swilling retards is allowed out on the public streets..they can't even walk three blocks by themselves!!!

geez, what a bunch of bozos on that bus...what a joke....but my real concern is safety..a bunch of stumbling bumbling drunks by the railraod tracks...a big fast Surfliner sure could make short work of them...


Sunday, November 16, 2014

Me and Julio Down By The Schoolyard

The mama looked down and spit on the ground everytime my name gets mentioned

ok... well the front page of the News-Press had Ted Cruz's crazy daddy Rafael talking about God and commies...and Thrin Short who was "attacked" by a UCSB feminist professor according to the News-Press, is giving an the Reagan Ranch Center of course

Ted Cruz is the conservative senator from Texas who was channeling Sen Joe McCarthy looking for commies in the gov' 2012! a teabagger through and through..

and now Wendy has taken Thrin under her broken wing at the Reagan Ranch Center...I guess Thrin is now a member of Wendy's cult..the Young Miss America Foundation..
ok..but the topic was righteousness...according to Senor Cruz, a refugee from Cuba, we need to elect righteous ministers, televangicals and such...

then he cites a passage from the Constitution and draws an erroneous conclusion...

"It is not coincidental that the first three words in the constitution are 'We the people,' because the constitution places all authority on 'We the people' and with that authority comes an awesome responsibility for us to elect righteous leaders....

that is nonsense...Cruz completely ignores the First Amendment establishing no religion or stopping the free practice ANY religion...why can't these idiots understand this?

you can be Christian and Islamic in America...that mosque down the street is no more dangerous than that church...they both may hide bombers and child molestors, but probably least I'd wager the mosque is safer for kids!

from the web
But while Christian conservatives may adore Rafael Cruz, some of his comments portray him as out of touch. Earlier this month, left-leaning news outlets skewered Rev. Cruz for telling an audience in Texas that "the average black" does not understand why they should oppose raising the minimum wage. While speaking about President Obama, he said, "I'd like to send him back to Kenya." And he suggested that same-sex marriage is a socialist ploy aimed at "the destruction of the traditional family."

Rafael Cruz: Voters Are 'Disobeying God' By Failing To Elect 'Righteous' Politicians

SUBMITTED BY: Miranda Blue, Friday 10/24/2014, 12:21pm

In an interview last month with Religious Right radio host Glenn Pav, Sen. Ted Cruz’s father and frequent campaign surrogate Rafael Cruz warned that God is going to punish evangelical pastors who don’t turn out their congregations to vote for "righteous" candidates. After discussing how God told him that He would hold pastors accountable for low election turnout among evangelical Christians, Cruz warned that God would fault pastors for their supposed silence on Supreme Court decisions blocking school-sponsored prayer, which he said led to spikes in teen pregnancy and... MORE >

Actually, Rafael Cruz gets it wrong in two different ways. He, the self-described great American patriot is apparently not aware that the Declaration of Independence uses the words "by their Creator", and not "by our Creator", as Rafael Cruz wrongly quotes in his speech. Apparently Rafael Cruz himself, who inexplicably became an American citizen only in 2005, which is no less than 48 years after he left Cuba, is not fully familiar with this important American document.

wow!! what a dumbass!!

so Ted Cruz's father, Rafael, ultimately abandoned him and his mother, is an alcoholic whose brain has been fried, fought for Castro and blew up buildings, and thinks he knows what God's intentions are!

but the best place for these druggies and boozers to go is Jesusland....a fictional place where all sorts of whacked out evangelical people gather and use religion as another addiction to deal with their fractured reality

the old drunk Rafael Cruz is  a media whore and his equally crazed son Ted may run for president....

shame on you Wendy!!

Saturday, November 15, 2014

House At Pooh Corner

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well it appears that Chris Mitchum won't admit that Lois Capps beat him in the California congressional election...Chris even thinks he may sue Lois for defamation from her ads depicting Chris as a crazed teabagger...someone who didn't intend to represent the 4th district

but even a lawsuit won't change the vote outcome, I'm afraid

maybe a song will, I have no fear..remember the old Loggins and Messina song? it's whimsical!

"House At Pooh Corner"

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Christopher Mitchum and I walked along
Under ballots lit up by the moon
Posing our questions to Joseph E. Holland
why'd our votes disappear all too soon...

but I've squandered more money today than I should
And I can't seem to find my way back to my Montecito hood...

So help me if you can, I've got to get
Back to the house at Pooh Corner by one
You'd be surprised, there's so much to be undone

Count all the votes or I"ll cry
Chase all the clouds from the sky
Back to the days of Christopher Mitchum and Pooh

Raymond the Pooh doesn't know what to do
Got a vodka jar stuck on his nose
He killed Mallory drinking Ketel on ice
And from here no one knows where he goes

So I sent him to ask Lois Capps if she's there
How to loosen a car from that tree over there

So help me if you can, I've got to get
Back to the house at Pooh Corner by one
You'd be surprised, there's so much to be done

Count all the votes that got by
Chase all the clouds from the sky
Back to the days of Christopher Mitchum and Pooh

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