Monday, October 20, 2014

Long Ago and Far Away

slowly passing sailing ships, and Sunday afternoons



wow! a Santa Barbara Festival that doesn't feature booze as the main attraction! and the first Annual Lobster Boil that doesn't even mention 'fine wine'.... how refreshing.....

first the Lobster Boil...a benefit for Washington Elementary school on the Mesa.....Santa Barbara, Calif. — Washington School on the Mesa is hosting its 1st annual Lobster Boil on November 8, 2014 at 5:30 pm at the Santa Barbara Yacht Club.

I'm down with that...and no designated drivers needed!! awesome

then I'm surfing online and I see the Surf Festival and Swap meet, Oct 26 at Leadbetter Beach parking lot...

https://www.facebook.com/SurfFest




surfing is great recreation...taking drugs is not recreation so recreational use of pot is nonsense..get a grip potheads...dopers..slackers..you are on my radar!!

but this ain't about potheads..it's about people who love the outdoors and surfing...how can you not when you live here...the beach- the mountains- the broads...



so go to the swap meet and and look at all the cool surf boards and girls with fit tan bodies and asses- contrast that with the Carp Surf and Suds Beer Fest with fat girls and the tattoed beer guys are little trolls with little troll beards...who spawned these dudes? they look like they came from some bad seeds...

defective offspring from alcoholics: children born into these conditions cannot receive a good heredity. The children of drunken parents nearly always receive a bad heredity.

In the avergage drunkard's home, the wife is deprived of much or all that would be conducive to the maternal condition such as good nutrition, good associations, freedom and cheerfulness, and proper attention and courtesy of her husband

see? we can't have these alcohol themed festivals anymore...good clean fun is where it's at..

and the Lobster Boil and Leadbetter Surf Festival and Swap meet are where it's at!
 

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Life In The Fast Lane

surely make you lose your mind....




so I mentioned that News-Press owner Wendy McCuckoo and DA Joyce may be involved romantically..how else do you explain the front page story about the Laguna Blanca sex case?




Joyce is  feeding Wendy privy info saying she (Joyce) didn't find Laguna did anything wrong...supposedly a student named Jane Doe reported to a teacher she was sexually molested and sued the school for not telling the police...sorry honey but that's not how the real world operates....nevertheless, Jane's lawyer Josh Lynn, an arch-enemy of DA Joyce, will pursue a civil lawsuit on behalf of Janey...even Josh's pothead friends have a civil case against Joyce! my advice to Jane is if you get raped, just sit back and enjoy it....unless the guy kills you like in Va...a former student at Jerry Falwell's Liberty University was accused of rape...it's the same guy they arrested for killing Hannah Graham a U Va student...Liberty expelled him instead of investigating or arresting him...Liberty is one of the conservative religious schools touted by Wendy's Young Miss America Foundation...

well one good thing about Measure P so far..the oil prices are going down faster than a prairie fire with a tail wind

white trash!


also on the front page of the News-Press are the freak methheads who crashed into a gated community....good pictures! let's legalize drugs for these fine citizens...geez white trash to the max!! casino methheads...  I wonder if the police were too rough on them and they'll sue for civil ights violations and the conservative press will back them up...

that bald-headed chick looks like she’s been chewed up, spit out, and stepped on


I've been to Florida and it's a great state..really pretty but it's hot....they got boats and the ocean and alligator swamps and the big Florida Everglades....
so I like to think that despite electing Rick Scott for governor most Floridians are still awesome...sure they got conservatives now..the weird ones...

and when I watched the Florida governor's debate between Rick Scott and Charlie Crist, I was further perplexed how Scott got elected last time....the debate turned into fangate because Scott refused to come out on stage because Crist had a little fan at his podium..again Florida is hot...but Rick Scott refused to step foot on stage... so for seven minutes he  wasted time refusing to debate unless the fan was removed... Crist stood there alone on stage, cracking a few jokes...

apparently fans are not allowed at the debates because they make "whirring" sounds...

so Scott finally came out and the debate started and boy does this guy creep me out...bald headed Aryan freak......Scott is the guy who owns a drug testing company and wanted to test public employees for drugs..well someone should test him for drugs because he's obviously whacked out on something....


I'm pulling for ya, Florida!
 

Saturday, October 18, 2014

cruisin' for bruisin'

my baby....

breaking from FOX NEWS!!! Cruise Ships carrying EBOLA virus...so what about all those Princess cruiseliners anchored in Santa Barbara?? the ones that actor and cop lover Frank Hotchkiss invited in to make more money for the city??




all those tourists and winetasters coming ashore spreading EBOLA to the citizens!!! is that fair???



no it's not..and with the homeless and Mexican cleansing by folks like the Milpas Association and rightwingers, your immunity to the EBOLA virus is lessened...if the homeless folks and Mex were just left alone to spread their diseases to us, we would eventually build up an immunity to anything...like the Sewage Syndrome...if you work in a sewer plant you never get sick because you've built up a bullet-proof immune system...

same thing with zoo workers...and hookers

ok so I see VP Biden's soldier boy son was discharged from the Navy for cocaine use...geez, what a wimp bringing shame to the uniform like Dr. Laura's son did

next I see guy in Lompoc smashes into the back of a school bus full of kids...he was arrested for DUI...the kids weren't hurt...Noozhawk released the CHP record without actually doing any reporting

a google search gets me the ALLEGED drunk driver may be a part of the Lompoc American Legion....American Legion is an organization of U.S. war veterans formed in Paris on March 15-17, 1919, by delegates from all units of the American Expeditionary Forces...


sounds cool but driving drunk and crashing into a school bus full of kids kinda shames the uniform, too....




it seems some of these American Legion guys are heavy into alcohol...and drunk driving....

check this out:

SHELBY, Ohio - An Ohio bartender said she was fired after she called police about a drunken driver.

Twyla DeVito said she was proud to work at the American Legion Post in Shelby.
"They do a lot of good for this community, for our veterans," DeVito said.

But her tenure tending bar here came to an abrupt end last week.

"I came into work, he was already there, pretty much hammered," she said.
He was a regular at her bar, and also an officer at the Legion Post.
"He ordered a beer, I gave it to him, and then I started to try to slow it down, serving him."
She said when he went to leave, she knew he wasn't in any shape to drive.

"I called the police and said we have a very drunk person leaving the bar. He is going to kill someone or himself," DeVito said.

Shelby Police Chief Charlie Roub said one of his officers quickly located the driver, and came to the same conclusion DeVito did.

According to the police report, Mike Ramey blew a .167.
Ramey was arrested, charged with OVI. Two days later, DeVito got a call from her boss.
"He said ‘I'm gonna have to fire you, because it's bad for business to have a bartender that will call the cops,'" DeVito said.

The commander of this post wouldn't answer our questions on camera, but told us while DeVito probably did the right thing morally, she didn't do the right thing for his business.
DeVito said she did what she felt she had to, and she's glad her job was the only thing lost.
"I stand by what I did. And I would do it again," she said.

fired for calling the cops on a drunk driver..a drunk officer at the Legion Post...now these American Legion Posts are nonprofits and they serve veterans..apparently they serve them lots of booze...is Legionnaire's Disease another name for alcoholism?
Legionnaires' disease acquired its name in July 1976, when an outbreak of pneumonia occurred among people attending a convention of the American Legion at the Bellevue-Stratford Hotel in Philadelphia. Of the 182 reported cases, mostly men, 29 died. On January 18, 1977, the causative agent was identified as a previously unknown strain of bacteria, subsequently named Legionella, and the species that caused the outbreak was named Legionella pneumophila


I remember the Legionnaire's disease and the media hype...the Ebola hype is worse because of the blacks.....

but crashing into a bus full of kids while DUI is just..well..the new normal

Friday, October 17, 2014

here, there and everywhere

changing my life with a wave of her hand

so we got Sara Miller McCune vs Mayor Schneider....that's cool..the old rich lady versus the young Santa Barbara mayor..

I once thought Sara would buy the News-Press from Wendy and return it to glory..but instead we got Sara's venture, Mission and State,  a lame attempt to mix non-profits, for-profits and journalism...and I lost faith...Sara was just another clueless old rich bitch with white cotton candy old lady hair and a little dog in her lap all the time...a little lap dog that bears a striking resemblance to its owner....very annoying




now the fuss is over Caltrans and the widening project through Montecito...Mayor Helene suppports a lawsuit that wants to delay it more due to Caltrans many mistakes and Sara Miller McCune wants the project to proceed post haste...Sara even wrote a letter to the social media blasting Helene and telling her what to do....to recuse herself from critical discussions...Helene says "no way Sara..you don't tell me what to do!"

from what I can gather Helene is from New York and you tell New York girls what to do...

ok so the deal is by the time CALTRANS finishes the highway project, Sara will be dead, so maybe that's why she's so anxious...I don't feel there's a need to widen the 101 frm Carp to Santa Barbara....it's only about a ten mile stretch and it's a gorgeous vista...CALTRANS will fuck it up with sound walls and more cement than you can shake a stick at...a sound wall in Summerland? and Montecito..and a six lane highway? so people can get from here to there a little quicker at certain times of the day..usually the morning..

I live by the highway in Carp and don't see the need for all this development.. I don't want a sound wall..I like to see the cars and motorcycles and the trains...and the ocean and the marsh...the traffic pattern is quite clear...traffic flows nicely 98% of the time...it slows down in the mornings around 8 o'clock for about an 30 minutes....it only stops when some drunk crashes....and let's face it..there's simply too many people in California so what do they expect, things are gonna get crowded! look at LA...they got eight lane highways that slow to a crawl everyday!

I heard CALTRANS killed the Ventura Highway vibe with the walls and bike path barriers...too bad, that was a real nice drive...besides it already had a three-laner after La Conchita...leave it to CALTRANS to fuck it up..I'll check it out soon as soon as they stop breathing down my neck...

I've heard that CALTRANs is due to start the ill-fated project in 2018 and finish by 2027..fora ten mile stretch of road..it's absurd...what they should do is leave the highway from Carp thru Montecito a four laner...designate it a scenic route..

and when you're traveling 20 miles an hour at 8:30 am, northbound, over the hill in Summerland, just gaze out over the ocean and Shark's Beach...

and you'll see what I mean

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Kansas City

I'm goin' to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come...

Lissen here...

eblogger editor he gots Ebola..the News-Press folks gonna get Ebola....conservatives all gonna gets Ebola!!

de stock market it dropped 350 points so I's gwinna splain thinks to you in ebonics...cat? be cool...we got white folks panicking over EBOLA...dats the virus coming from Africa where all dem black folks is....

Ebola catchin' up!!

now de stocks dey dropped but I ain't big-eye...I cool about it...but you all whiteys get bad -eye about black folks bringing EBOLA to wipe you out...did Obama special order Ebola to kill the whites? dat's possible but there's 317 million peeps in America and we gots one case of EBOLA dat killed dat black Nigeria dude...

so the chances of Ebola wiping out America is lowdown...now all dis happens in Texas, the state that prays to God 'n everything and tries to hambone your rights as a US citizen...and GOv Rick Perry he got EBOLA in the brain...and all dem businesses that flocked to Texas from Californa to beat the taxman, well doz businesses is running back to California so dey don't get EBOLA...dass right.....you got to Texas, you gets EBOLA!!

so I's buying when de stocks go low and I selling when dey gets high...and I ain't goin' to Texas no mo' till dey cleans up dat  Ebola hospital....




so I'm goin' to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come...they got some crazy li'l women there and I'm gonna get me one....

Monday, October 13, 2014

Good-Bye Columbus

I got a feeling you're gonna hear from us...

it's Columbus Day and the banks are closed and that should tell you something...the story is that Christopher Columbus discovered America in 1492...he was from Italy which means he was non-native scum




 
and the explorers were kinda mean: They would cut an [American] Indian's hands and leave them dangling by a shred of skin ... [and] they would test their swords and their manly strength on captured [American] Indians and place bets on the slicing off of heads or cutting of bodies in half with one blow." From Bartolomé de las Casas's written account Brevísima relación de la destrucción de las Indias-1592

Opposition to Columbus Day dates to at least the 19th century where activists had sought to eradicate Columbus Day celebrations because of its association with immigrants and the Knights of Columbus. They were afraid it was being used to expand Catholic influence


goddam Catholics..if they can't drink it or fuck it, they pray for it!!

so did Chris sail over on the Pinta, the Nina and the Santa Maria? I don't know I wasn't there but it seems the Chumash discovered Carpinteria in 1769 and Chumash were discovered by a guy named Juan Rodriguez Cabrillo...he found them in Carpinteria which used to be called Mishopschnow...now I can't figure out what that name is supposed to mean so either the Chumash were high on weed or liquor when they blurted out the name...

so then after all this the Euporeans came over and stole the Indians' land...and thus America was born...America is totally non-native..

so instead of taking back that which was stolen from them, the Chumash decided to appeal to the white man's vices...gambling and drinking...and make tons of money

and so the New Chumash Valley was founded...formerly Santa Ynez

Sunday, October 12, 2014

time of the season

who's your daddy??

ok the election is coming up and everybody who thinks anyone cares what they think is offering endorsements.. I don't endorse anybody but I do endorse these Halloween films:

The Exorcist...full version with spider walk

Hocus Pocus: Bette Midler and company for loads of fun...uncensored version please

Freaks: Todd Browning's 1932 masterpiece with the awesome Harry Earles and cast of odd super-heroes...gooble gobble gooble gobble she's one of us..my God, it's brilliant

The Haunting: the late great Julie Harris and Claire Bloom look all scared and cute in that cool old house




ok so um like the News-Press has some endorsements they squeezed onto page A2...all endorsements are along party lines..conservative or teabagger....and even Michelle Bachman dropped by the Reagan Ranch Center to offer her criticisms of Obama...apparently Michelle is the Intelligence Committee and Obama missed lots of meetings....Michelle Bachman on the Intelligence Committee! is that a joke???

and rememeber if you are gay, Michelle and her husband can cure you with gay conversion therapy..I think you should seriously consider it..for your sake, for my sake, for Michelles's sake, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! I think Michelle is dumb but hot and I want her 2B happy

Chris Mitchum is running against Lois Capps and Ron Deblah! is running against Das Williams..well, I already showed you that Ron Deblah! is not electable with his crazy Brazilian wife casting spells on people..geez

Chris Mitchum? if Chris can't beat Lois this time around, then he should hang his head in shame..with all the ammo they got against Lois, real or imagined, Chris needs to step out of the teabagger shadow and start being a statesman...Lois, who's no spring chicken herself, has Mitchum looking like a befuddled old man in the TV ads....remember..all is fair in love, war and politics




now the reason so many Republicans can't win elections anymore is because they don't know themselves...any talk of self-awareness sends them running for a beer or two..

and when they can't win, they come up with cockamaimy schemes like cutting Ca-li-for-n-i-a into six sections-or cutting up the so-called Ribbon of Shame they thought favored Lois Capps...and ol' Lois just kept winning...

now Measure P and Measure S are interesting..Measure S will raise property taxes to fund SBCC improvements..but with guys like Lanny Ebenstein pro-S, you gotta wonder...I think until SBCC explains why they covered the track grass area with bright green astroturf, then no more money for them...


Linda says: Yes on P and don't hurt the trout
or I'll sue ya!

and Measure P is the oil fracking thing- Lanny is anti-P....you gotta wonder why people keep parading this donkey Lanny around as some sort of expert on anything!! Linda Krop of the EDC is pro-P...go Linda!! save them steelheads! did you know that Linda will sue you if you kill a trout!

so no endorsements from me..but I will predict the Republicans and baggers will lose big even though now they are starting to court the county unions...interesting strategic move on the union's part..if Measure P passes, they at least have it on record that the conservatives and baggers up north support them...the unions and the conservatives.... together again!

that means big bucks in the next contract negotiations.....