Saturday, May 19, 2018

Tin Man

Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man, that he didn't already have

so I see on the front page of the News-Press Mike Stoker was appointed to head the EPA's Region 9 which includes California..

you know what that's like?

  • it's like letting the wolf  babysit Little Red Ridinghood 
  • it's like getting the fox to watch the Channel Islands
  • it's like getting Wendy to head the union
  • like getting a monkey to watch the weasel
  • like getting a weasel to chase a monkey

well I guess the environmentalists got what they oil company stooge who can rationalize pollution

and now maybe the enviro-whackos will stop trying to save every last native plant by killing every last non-native plant

all in all, I think Mike Stoker might be an excellent choice!

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Magic Carpet Ride

why don't you come with me little girl...

look, California is doing just fine despite what the conservatives say..just bumped up to the world's fifth largest economy and we have a surplus but all I hear from the conservatives is too many Mexicans and homeless...

well ag is big money driver and the immigrants helped by picking the crops..Trump thinks they are "animals" but he is an idiot

and the homeless sitch was ignored under conservative Gov Pete Wilson who shut down Camarillo State Mental Hospital....lots of those folks on the street should be there and similar facilities..and some conservatives belong there too!!

I was in Santa Barbara yesterday..saw a few homeless, some Hitler youth tourists and it was a beautiful day to boot

I guess it all depends on how you look at things

Sunday, May 13, 2018

You Are the Sunshine of My Life

that's why I'll always be around...

the AMGEN Tour will roll thru Carp on Monday and I see bikes everywhere..moms on bikes dutifully watching their kids..I love seeing that

but you remember Dr. Laura,  don't you?
I haven't seen her in awhile and forbade her to come into Carp and preach her right-wing morality war propaganda..I forbade that

I'm sorry to say that Dr. Laura has turned into a sad little old lady who visits the zoo with her keepers so's she can talk to the monkeys and giraffes

Happy Mother's Day!!

Thursday, May 10, 2018

Brown Eyed Handsome Man

Way back in history 3000 years
Back ever since the world begin
There's been a whole lotta good women shed a tear
For a brown eyed handsome man

I'm by a dry creek bed leaning on my truck looking for..whoa...a big bird rises up out of the creek bed with a loud swoosh and lands in a tree close by...we stare at each other until we're comfy with each other...a great turkey vulture..a very handsome fella!

but I knew he was feeding on something so I peered into the little creek and saw a rib cage, then the head of a deer...awesome!! maybe a coyote or mountain lion got him..or Ted Nugent meybe! I reached down into that there crik and with my David Bowie knife cut me off a big venison steak

I talked to the vulture for awhile then left him to do what he does best..

clean up after others

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

In The Making

"Be mad at me later. Fuck me now." He didn't let me reply, just swept me off my feet and carried me across the space.

My legs hung off the side and my heels dropped to the floor, discarded like my clutch and his keys before them. Cool air skated over my breasts. I'd forgone a bra since I knew Ilyan liked that, so there was nothing to shield my breasts when he jerked the dress down to my waist. The straps captured my arms at my sides. His narrowed gaze devoured my body, touching me with dark intent. I shivered and strained toward him, except he kept me where I was. I loved and hated his strength, how he could control me, throw me around at will.

Right now it was fucking hot.

He pushed me down onto the table and held me there with one hand on my stomach and stripped my dress off me, leaving me in just panties. This uninhibited style of sex was new to me, and I was quickly growing addicted. I'd never known the rough abandon or carnal intent Ilyan showed me. My stomach fluttered as he grasped my panties and pulled them...

file under 'erotica'

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Paradise City

Take me down to the paradise city Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty


so I see the NRA has announced Ollie North as its new president...I thought Wayne La Pierre was president but he's VP and Ollie North did the Iran Contra affair with Reagan... guns for hostages deal and Trump just pulled out of the IRAN nuke deal after watching Netanyahoo give a cheezy back room demo of how Iran lied about everything...this from the biggest terrorist in the region, Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu, the Hebrew SOB!

good ol' Ollie

but don't worry..we'll be back in the Iran deal next presidential election...Trump will be out swinging his fat ass at a golf ball and a new president will TCB

as far as the NRA is concerned, the new campaign features some chicks and some guns and a catchy new motto


Saturday, May 5, 2018


mi Linda

as my pal Linda Ronstadt once said "learn the language of the borders" which would be French and Spanish...

otherwise you get a bunch of racist morons running around wearing MAGA caps...muy loco!!

Feliz Cinco de Mayo!