Thursday, July 19, 2018

Summertime Blues

there ain't no cure for the summertime blues



these are some stories gathered from facebook.... and the News-Press and Noozhawk both of which are involved in a little media tussle


and things are happening so fast..not in Helsinki but here....right here in our own backyard! looks like the Crips are coming up from LA to terrorize Montecito and Carpinteria white folks....robbing pot farms and stealing cars, breaking into houses looking for white girls to rape or at least grab their pussies!


the victim in Montecito is one of Nipper's pals and one of those weird chick twins


http://www.doubleenergytwins.com/AboutUs.html


if you see a black person in Montecito, call the cops!!! (btw, Oprah is not black)




I see the Ojai residents, with help from superfine-rep Monique Limon, rejected the private water company Golden State Water and went back to municipality control which means citizen control..privitizing water treatment means you'll get soaked


next I see TARGATE,  the fake story pushed by the News-Press/ Scott Steepleton has imploded with the lawyers for the former GREKA OIL bailing due to non-payment...in a nut shell, the News-Press tried to blame the County for Greka's oil spill issues years go..remember when Brooks Firestone leased land to Greka and objected to any scrutiny on the company while the county staff kept responding and cleaning up after Brooksie and Greka...what a hot mess it was so of course the alt-right News-Press tried to spin the whole shebang against the county and now...now..now what Scott and Wendy??? talk about fake news!!!


another news outfit, Noozhawk is in hot water for trying to crawl in bed with the county and take money for reporting on the Montecito/Thomas Fire recovery efforts...the Santa Maria Times objected to this cozy arrangement and the county took Noozhwak off the dole...now they gotta go back to begging for money!!


speaking of begging for money, I haven't heard too much from the US Humane Society since Wendy's pal Wayne Pacelle was fired from the CEO post for bad behavior...but then lots of Wendy's friends are bad people because ultimately Wendy is bad....


and  I told you that Wendy bought the SB Wildlife Care Network their property in the hills of Goleta..and then the Holiday fired wiped out some of the infrastructure and now the SBWCN is on a fundraising campaign....target 2.5 million dollars to cover the costs of rebuilding...
that's just one reason I don't like non-profits because they expect everyone else to foot the bill..if they have money problems they just beg for more..and these are the same people who would deny a homeless person a quarter...


but the question begs why didn't the non-profit SBWCN have any insurance to cover the loss? fire insurance???
instead we have to see more stories of woe, esp from conservative media, to get people to give up the cash to the non-profits...


but I say no!! let them WORK for the money for once


and that goes for the Crips, too!!

Sunday, July 15, 2018

Long Black Veil

she walks these hills in a long black veil, she visits my grave when the night winds wail



so I'm driving thru Montecito or what's left of it and see that restaurant, formerly Peabody's now Oliver's...Craig McCaw's contribution to Coast Village Road...a vegan affair...Craig is Wendy's ex and the guy who made her rich by divorce...only in America can parasites like Wendy and Nipper thrive and buy newspapers!!! and drive the value down and now all we got it dog stories and Trumpie flat-earthers




but...well the restaurant looks like a morgue..the paint is olive drab and there is not one living person anywhere to be seen...no one is eating outdoors on the patio...I've never seen a body eating there


it's as if the place is filled with ghosts wearing long black veils

Friday, July 13, 2018

Don't It Make You Want To Go Home

But there's a six-lane highway down by the creek
Where I went skinny-dippin' as a child
And a drive-in show where the meadows used to grow
And the strawberries used to grow wild



whenever anyone tells you they want to increase native plant diversity by removing invasive non-native plants (weeds), hide your wallet...




but according to Noozwack, the City of SB will spend  close to 2 million dollars to "restore" a creek along Los Positas..the city bought the property to stop development and instead of leaving it alone in its present wild state, they are going to manicure it!
as I've said before all these restorations are folly as the fires and rains always wipe out what is restored....if a creek gets clogged, all they need to do is clean it out every few years and let nature do the rest


a creek should be full of life..creeks attract butterflies, bees, birds but a restoration is only for people, nativists to pat themselves on the back as they get rid of the "invasives"...


it's bullshit..what kid hasn't gone down to the creek looking for frogs without worrying if the frog is native or non-native...a creek should fill a kid with wonder, not with interpretive signs


let the creeks flower with fennel and thistle..the thistle seeds are used by finches for their nests which kills the thistle til nest year!!




these restorations are bad news...some people are never satisfied until they think they can control everything..


you can't control nature


but I can

Monday, July 9, 2018

House at Pooh corner

Winnie-the-Pooh doesn't know what to do, got a honey jar stuck on his nose







back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh

Saturday, July 7, 2018

St. Elmo's Fire

Jules, y'know, honey... this isn't real. You know what it is? It's St. Elmo's Fire. Electric flashes of light that appear in dark skies out of nowhere. 


Wendy, don't save all the animals cos I gotta eat too!!

fires are bad and floods are bad but lava is real bad..the lava will  eat your house and car and follow you to the beach and into the ocean and burn you alive! 


last night while I was tossing and turning in the heat, there was a fire raging in the hills of Goleta due to high heat and winds..next morning I see that at leat 20 structures burned and 3200 people evacuated...


dubbed the "Holiday Fire" but only 50-80 acres burned so must be some sub-divisions up there..instant neighborhoods in fire-prone areas..too much growth and now they are using our water to put their fires out...damn conservatives just wanna build build build anywhere and everywhere


and I see the SB Wildlife Care Network didn't burn down but had some problems...some guy crashed his truck while transporting animals away from the fire, away from the center...the safe place for the fire-impacted animals was Earl Warren Showgrounds and the Humane Society...



https://www.facebook.com/SBWCN/




we know that Wendy gave about a million bucks to buy the SBWCN that property in the fire-prone hills of Goleta because Wendy loves animals so I suspect they tried to save every little mouse, rat, grasshopper, rabbit or possum that roamed the hills before all the people moved in and provided fuel for the fires...


"All our raccoons are safe, and our educational raccoon Elmo is on antibiotics and recovering from smoke inhalation."

still Elmo, I don't think that was a wise investment on Wendy's part since the Wildlife Care Network was useless in a real emergency...


this stuff wouldn't happen if people knew the value of a dollar

Wednesday, July 4, 2018

Born in the USA

I'm a real gone daddy in the USA


HAPPY 4TH OF JULY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!



from President Ruppie Murdoch

Friday, June 29, 2018

Saturday in the Park

everyday's the 4th of July




memo:
the 4th of July is coming up Wednesday and  I remember as a kid watching the show on the waterfront back east with my dear aunties..I loved it!!! bang, boom!! yay Miss Liberty!!

but these days, some people are concerned about the fireworks scaring their dogs...some even advocating for a noiseless fireworks celebration...shhhhh!!


wull, there's some things you can do to protect the mutts you seem to love so much..much more than separated babies at the border, I'm sure...


personally I don't give a shit that Fido gets scared on the 4th of July, but here's some tips anyhoo




10 Tips for providing a safe July 4th for your Canine Household:
Make sure your dog gets plenty of exercise earlier in the day.(squats are good)


Keep your dogs inside during fireworks, preferably with human companionship. If it’s hot, air conditioning will help. Bringing your dogs to a fireworks display is never a good idea.(bringing your dog anywhere is never a good idea)


Provide a safe place inside for your dogs to retreat. When scared of sounds they can’t orient, dogs often prefer small enclosed areas. (I once had a dog who climbed in the bathtub during windstorms.) If your dog is comfortable in a crate, that is a good option.(try the fridge!)


If possible, keep the windows and curtains closed. Covering the crate or lowering the blinds can also be helpful. Removing visual stimulation can also help calm dogs.(pussies)


Make sure all your dogs are wearing ID tags with a properly fitting collar. Dogs have been known to become Houdini around the 4th of July.(Houdini??)


Leave your dog something fun to do – like a frozen Kong filled with his favorite treats.
(or a bong)


Sound Therapy:
The psychoacoustically designed music of Through a Dog's Ear has been specifically designed to reduce canine anxiety and has been successfully utilized by dog lovers world-wide. It is most effective when you first play the music well before the fireworks start, at a time the dog is already feeling peaceful and relaxed. He will begin to associate the music with being calm and content. Then play the music a couple of hours before the fireworks start and continue to play through bedtime. The music doesn’t need to be loud to be effective as it has been clinically demonstrated to calm the canine nervous system. Listen to free sound samples.(just play some rocknroll!!)


Sound Therapy combined with Desensitization: The Canine Noise Phobia series (CNP) consists of four CD's that can be used individually or as a set: Fireworks, Thunderstorms, City Sounds, and Calming. CNP is an innovative desensitization training tool that combines three distinctive elements for the treatment and prevention of sound-sensitivities and noise-phobias:(whack him over the head with a rolled up New-Press)


progressive sound effects (distant/close)
specially-designed psychoacoustic music (Through a Dog’s Ear)


reward-based reinforcement protocols (Victoria Stilwell)dog: mommy, what's a protocol?


if your stupid dog is still chasing his tail on the 5th of July, send him to a psychotherapist