Tuesday, July 22, 2014

personality crisis

Well, we can't take it this week. And her friends don't want another speech. Hoping for a better day. To hear what she's got to say. All about that personality crisis

BREAKING NOOZ! after I reported that Pacific Coast Business Times reported that Noozhawk, Mission and State and the nonprofit Santa Barbara Foundation were in cahoots to bring you nothing but heartache and funnel money into oblivion, the CEO of the SB Foundation wrote a John Deere letter to Noozhawk telling them it's over....Mission and State is no more.....

ok, this is your face... this is your face on BOTOX....

I was so sad to hear the some Santa Barbara folks were getting laid off by Allergan, the big corporation that makes Botox...Botox!

the real story:
In the most bitter corporate takeover battle of the year that has been going on for months, Allergan AGN +2.23% has called Valeant Pharmaceuticals /companies/valeant-pharmaceuticals/’ business model unsustainable and compared Valeant to Tyco, the acquisition-driven company that crumbled amid an accounting scandal. Two months ago, Valeant CEO Mike Pearson /companies/pearson/shrugged off such tough talk, saying "it was a little insulting to be called a Tyco but I guess time will tell."

But as the war of words heats up in the $54 billion hostile takeover saga in which Valeant is trying to purchase Allergan, Pearson has had enough of Allergan’s tough talk. Valeant said on Monday that it complained to the Securities & Exchange Commission and financial regulators in Quebec about Allergan’s "attempt to mislead investors and manipulate the market for Valeant common shares by continuing to make false and misleading statements."

"We can no longer tolerate unjustified attacks on Valeant’s business and strongly believe we are obligated to take action," Pearson said in a statement released on Monday morning.


like who cares? well not me...I mean how hard can it be to make Botox? what you go to Botox school and all of a sudden you're a professional?

when I have sex I wanna see some fear in your face but Botox makes you look like an expressionless plastic doll..

now I won't bore you about my one time experience with a plastic doll....but..um...but..well...I..uh..

well it can't be told, I'm sorry

Monday, July 21, 2014

Burn Baby Burn

disco inferno!!

ok to prove my point about this year's Fiesta being whitewashed and racist, just look at the photo of the poster I saw on EdHAT....first of all, there's 4th of July fireworks - a blatant anti-Fiesta-Spanish anti-socialist statement....

next, all the crosses...the bells in the windows are shaped like crosses and the dude at the door is carrying a cross! teabagger bible thumpers!

next we have some teabaggers on horseback carrying torches...the horse in the forefront is standing on its back legs over a scorched-in-the-grass Germanic archetype symbol....it depicts the south when white folks and the Klan... the KKK used to burn crosses on the hillsides and lawns of black folks...

and I was able to procure a draft of the first poster that was voted down by only one vote on the Fiesta Commission

put all this together, and you have the Santa Barbara Tea Party running this year's Fiesta...

Olé !!

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Stand By Your Man

give him two arms to cling to....

no I don't claim to be an expert on women...but I like mine stupid, juicy and room temperature and that's all I care about..and Katie Pavlich fits the bill

well, is there a war on women?? or is that just a liberal thing to get ladies out in the working world instead of home where they belong raising children, cooking and taking care of their man

to find a palatable answer I had to turn to the Sunday News-Press natch..but the story was on page 3 without pictures!! odd!

Katie's back door man!

the Reagan Ranch Center and Young Miss America Foundation, Wendy's non-profit had a guest lecturer..none other than Katie Pavlich from the FOX NEWS bubble

and Katie's lecturing at the Reagan Ranch Center and Katie has a daddy thing for Ron obviously...and she's pushing her book

"Katie Pavlich stands up for women everywhere by exposing the blatant hypocrisy of the Democratic Party and its phony ‘war on women’ mantra against Republicans. This is a thorough and gutsy book that should help set history straight." (--Mark R. Levin, #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Liberty Amendments)

"BOLD, BEAUTIFUL, AND BRILLIANT: Katie Pavlich is a role model for every young woman in America who truly believes in female empowerment. Her new book is a tour de force that deconstructs left-wing feminist myths and exposes the worst misogynists from Hollywood and the Democrat Party. Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be brainwashed government dependents. Buy this book!" (--Michelle Malkin, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Culture of Corruption)

"In Assault and Flattery, bestselling author Katie Pavlich shows once again why she's one of the country's top conservative reporters. This fun and engaging book will definitely turn any number of myths about Democrats and their so-called support of women on their head. This is a book to give to anyone in need of being immunized from the false narrative endlessly perpetuated by the mainstream media." (--Sean Hannity, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Conservative Victory)

5- finger Carrie!

Sean Hannity!! I remember Sean said the same things about conservative Christian gal Carrie Prejean's book...later Carrie was busted for sending a dirty video to her boyfriend..it showed Carrie playing with herself, which BTW I support but a nice Christian girl masturbating for the camera...YEAH BABAY!!!

more Katie: "It’s a two-part war—a war waged to make all women subscribe to certain social behavior, involving complete sexual "liberation" and "independence," and a war waged to convince women that the Democratic Party is the party that will give them everything they need to achieve that narrow-minded view on life—if they pledge their political allegiance.

This is not about women’s rights. It’s about political power and the agenda of the Left, and how a radical feminist movement can conveniently fit into that power grab. Erasing the GOP’s historical role in women’s rights is key because it hides the plain truth of how the Left hijacked the movement and made it something that the original suffragettes never wanted or could imagine."

"Marxist teaching is not a tiny fringe part of the modern, militant feminists’ agenda. It is its centerpiece.


anyway Katie thinks the war of women is a bogus conspiracy perpetrated by left wingers against rightwingers to make girls more like boys and disintegrate traditional roles...boys on top, girls beneath..the missionary position which is fine but a little back dooor action never hurt anyone, Katie...Democrats are brainwashing women and forcing them onto gov't assistance and abortions, and so on...so if you get raped just lie back and enjoy it and have the baby!! if dad hits you, well it's dad's right...and incest...Daddy's little angel should just be quiet

Fox’s Katie Pavlich: Just Because I’m Scared Of Black People Doesn’t Make Me Racist...KAtie says if she's walking down the street and sees black people, she will avoid them as a precaution....she actually said that..and this: "If you’re a conservative, you must read The Great Destroyer: Barack Obama’s War on the Republic by David Limbaugh and What the (Bleep) Just Happened: A Happy Warrior's Guide to the Great American Comeback by Monica Crowley. Then, pass them along to your "undecided" voter friends

but it's pretty simple- equal rights is not war on women...ask any real suffragette....

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Hot Fun in the Summertime...

them summer days...those summer days....

the Jewish people should denounce Netanyahoo as the terrorist he is..he seems to delight in killing Palestinian children..what kind of a summer are those kids having??? it's disgusting

and I see from the News-Press that it's National Dog Day..so bring your mutts to the Botanic Gardens because they are dog friendly....the quickest way to kill a lawn is have some dogs piss on it regularly...you think all those brown lawns in SB are from the drought? think again

ok, I went to Sears and bought some stuff...shirts shoes and a swim suit... and the check-out gal was Asian and extraordinarily beautiful...she giggled and my heart fluttered during the money exchange.. I told her to call me if she needed anyone to wang chung with...boy, what a peach!!

then I went over to Big Five and construction everywhere...had to leave quick so went through Hope Ranch..the lagoon is low with stagnant water full of algae mats... and a stink almost as bad as the Bird Refuge....then I saw the sprinklers on at Laguna Blanca ball field! hey Laguna, we are in a drought and watering in the day when it's hot is stupid...and wasteful...what happened to the leadership at Laguna??? did it die with the old guard?

Laguna Blanca wastes water! SHAME!!

then I went into town thru the Mesa and down the coast and stopped at the Harbor...there's just something about summertime and boats...

so I left and stopped again by the Cabrillo Tequila Rec Center parking lot and headed for the beach...wow... some really cool boats out there..and the coolest yellow speedster- right outta the 50s Miami Beach!!

then I checked ou the Bird Refuge and couldn't stay for more than a few minutes due to the stench..the gas off...even the poor ducks wouldn't go swimming....this cesspool should be a Salt Marsh, just like in Carp...let the tides flush it on a regular basis..what are they waiting for??

no no no no I don't drink it no more!

it would be a nature wonder instead of an eyesore...the water was yellowy brown and smelled like the cemetery is dumping corpses here...

and what does the City Parks Dept do? they plant native plants....

unbelievable....but hey, it's your tax money!

Friday, July 18, 2014

please please me

Come on / (Come on) / Come on / (Come on)

c'mon News-Press...can the paper ever be mended? no because Wendy McCuckoo owns it and the online version's first story and print version front pager was about some financial help needed for a pit bull...

and we know Wendy loves pit bulls...curiously, when a pit bull attacks and hurts or kills a kid, the News-Press never reports those stories...I don't know why people like these neurotic retarded dogs who serve no purpose as far as I can tell...

eff you're gonna put a picture on the front page OF ANYTHING, why not that of a nearly nekid young lady instead of a damn dirty dog?? Jesus Christ!! c'mon!!

ok so next Andy Caldwell says on Page 2 when you want to boil a frog alive, you heat the water slowly...he was trying to use a metaphor about private and public sector pay and boiling frogs...I don't know what he's talking about

then in a desperate attempt to get advertisers, the News-Press druggies got a DUI lawyer from Ventura to place an ad....when will they ever learn???


and Noozhawk has story about women who make dresses for dead babies..I..uh..ah..weird


and the Santa Barbara View printed a story about Mission and State (either a news site or a restaurant) the day after I did and they dint even link Pacific Coast Business Times as the source! well, the View is linked to the Sentinel and Montecito Journal so I am not surprised...but I give them credit for at least printing the story

and what about the Santa Barbara Foundation..sitting on over 300 million bucks!! it is time for me to check these folks out a bit more closely....300 million bucks..that's allotta vaginas!!

just because Wendy dropped the ball, doesn't mean everyone else should!!
and all you other news outlets aren't pleasing me and you should be pleasing me...

if you don't please me, there will be consequences...

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Mellow Yellow

they call me Mellow Yellow, quite rightly

well this is interesting...the news gets weirder and weirder which is why I'm glad to blog about..ain't no one can claim I'm a reporter, no sir!

there's lots of news gatherers out there from EdHAT to Noozhawk to the Independent..I can't and won't include the News-Press because they no longer gather news...they gather moss..the News-Press is a neo-Christian militant rightwing propaganda jive newsletter....advertise today!!!

but there's a story from the Pacific Coast Business Times that caught my eye...PCBT is a very good source for business news and here's the link so they can't say I stole it....I am not a reporter, I'm an assassin


but I did read in Noozhawk about the comingling of State & Mission with Noozhawk but they didn't say how or why or what...Noozhawk is a rightwing online publication that used to be really bad ...when they supported in their stories drunken loser Tony Denunzio and tried to paint the cops as abusers, I knew they must be druggies or boozers, those folks at Noozhawk..today, they are getting a little better, but, well, they have Diane Dimond and Michele Malkin as columnists.....airheads..yellow journalism...bad news

ok so the big story I wanna tell you about is the relationships among all the players..the nonprofit Santa Barbara Foundation is funding the Noozhawk/Mission  and State merger and the other media are not too happy about it...among them was Pacific Coast Times...

so Mission and State was a bust and not pulling its own weight like most nonprofits...and the stories were lame is way too wordy and pissy...their story on a loser named Taurino Torres was just pathetic as I pointed out on this blog somewhere...Torres is an illegal alien who got busted for driving w/o a license so he sued the City of Santa Barbara for civil rights violations!! the freebie Legal Defense folks took his case but there's no way they could squeeze the city (taxpayers) outta any money....that was the death of Mission & State as far as I'm concerned...it seems local journalists have turned into lapdogs and that is bad bad bad!! all they seems to care about is Wine festivals!! and none of them did this story!!!

journalists need to write like Janis Joplin sings...fearless and true..it's the only way to right the ship

so that's why I don't understand why anyone would want to save Mission & State... it's damaged goods.. I guess the idea is to take nonprofit funds from the very rich Santa Barabara Foundation and give the cash to Noozhawk to help keep Mission & State afloat...Noozhawk is a for-profit enterprize that now receives money from not only its begging campaign where it asks readers to become paying members, but also from the Santa Barbara Foundation!
hey I'd be pissed too if I was EDHAT or the Independent or the others...I've said before most these tax-exempt non-profits are just scams, just a way to funnel large sums of money to political cronies...

the question is why does a for-profit online publication (Noozwack) need big money from a tax-exempt non-profit (Santa Barbara Foundation) to keep a failing non-profit news publication (Mission and  State) alive???

and funny thing is, I haven't seen Mission & State in Noozhawk yet!

geez, it's alot easier to divorce a rich guy and use that money to buy a for-profit newspaper (News-Press) that loses money all the time... like Wendy did..

all you newsy guys should talk to her....go talk to Wendy...

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Sunny Afternoon

The tax man's taken all my dough, And left me in my stately home, Lazing on a sunny afternoon. And I can't sail my yacht, He's taken everything I've got...


so the IRS sends me a letter and tells me I owe them an extra 362  dollars..they said I erred on the total tax table reading...so I got targeted by the IRS and I'm not a teabagger, not a non-profit, not a Republican not even a Democrat...I'm not anything..I don't exist and yet they say I owe them $362...I already paid about $1500 and they want to squeeze me for an extra $362!!

what a bunch of useless fucks the IRS people are.....what are they gonna use the money for....more parties?

look, everyone wants reform of the IRS and we all know the tax tables are a ripoff...why do I owe more if I'm single than if I'm married or the head of a household...I am the head of the household! what a crock of shit this is

oh wait I'm sorry IRS I lost my emails and all my records so I don't know what the fuck you are talking about so I've concluded I don't owe you fucking anything and won't pay you a fucking dime and you can kiss my sweaty fucking ass

instead of worrying about the IRS targeting teabaggers, what about me Darrell Issa? I just got targeted and ripped off by the IRS..the feds!! the lame do-nothing politicians!!

I don't mind paying a reasonable fair tax, but this is piracy, robbery and absurd....the IRS is now on my radar