Monday, August 31, 2015

My Old School

oh no, William and Mary won't do now

yes I watched the Santa Barbara school board discuss allowing alcohol on campus.. I watched in disbelief as some fat chick on the board tried to tell me that alcohol would be a good thing...for certain events..when they rent out the campus...serving wine to senior citizens or non-profits doing fund raisers...just set up a no-host bar in the gym...

to my surprise there was Lanny Ebenstein at public comment telling the board not to consider such a stupid idea..well, I have to agree with Lanny on this one..

don't pimp out Santa Barbara High or Jr High to alcohol addicts!! if you can't watch a show at the Marjorie Luke theater without getting drunk, then go to the Lobero where they will get you drunk at the outside wine bar before the main act even sets foot onstage!

what is it about this culture that demands we get drunk for social events???

geez, these people are infuriating!! now the fat chick, Kate Porker, who is pushing this should resign immediately as a danger to the health and welfare of students..any board member who supports this alcohol foolishness should resign

and Gov Brown signed the bill introduced by a conservative to allow alcohol at special events on campus....a low point for Gov Moonbeam..I'm ashamed of him

this is the same board that spends money on ineffective drug-sniffing dogs on campus but is considering allowing alcohol on school campus for special events!!

we have problems with drinking and driving and stoners driving, why add to them? kids mimic adults and if adults can't get through an event without a drink, then their kids will drink...the cycle of ignorance will continue....

kids need schools for wholesome education and events..not the consumption of alcohol by idiot adults and non-profit organizers...

Sunday, August 30, 2015


Sleeping in that old abandoned beach house, getting wasted in the heat.... and hiding on the backstreets... hiding on the backstreets


so I'm reading the News-Press real estate section last week..actually it's pretty good....lots of good info...unlike the rest of the rag...

but I see where alleged slumlord Dario Pini sold a property on Carp Ave for about 4 million dollars...then I see some chatter about it being the rundown Cyress Tree Apartments...affordable and run down...well not too bad..looks like Pini updated them a bit..well at least it's not a flophouse

but if you're low on cash, a great place to live I imagine...and it's close to the Bluffs and City Hall...and across the street you can get your drugs at Motel 6..

Carp has all kinds a homes, condos, houses, mansions, tract houses and of course this Peoples Self Help housing abomination on Via Real that replaced the cool old Camper Park

but you are at the mercy of the landlord when you rent...and the banks if you own

now I've heard some people say the little houses by the freeway in Santa Barbara are unhealthy due to the freeway exhaust..but that's nonsense and just an excuse for the snobs to voice their displeasure about the socialistic nature of the houses....

on a hot, humid and breezy summer's day in late August, I went to the beach at Santa Claus Lane and it was awesome weather..the waves were really nice and big and kids surfing and half-naked women sunning themselves, their tan bodies glistening with sweet sweat...their asses..ohh those asses!!! now those are the assets I like!

I glanced down the lane and saw the new ticky tacky development rising and noticed it looked like the little houses by the highway in SB! similar...and they are right close to the 101 in Carp and the railroad tracks....but I don't hear anyberdy crying about health issues here!

and all the stars on Padaro Lane are living by the tracks and the highway..and they seem healthy....them and their designer dogs!
living by the highway has it's benefits as does living by the river..and by the beach too if you think about it...tits and ass!!!

so the poor folks in the Cypress Tree will be kicked out probably for some sort of resort inn to be built in the future...

that could be a problem...I don't want to lose Carpinteria to corporate interests where out of town moneyhounds are trying to kill the small beachy atmosphere...

crooked real estate agents, fraudulent securities brokers and such don't belong here...they were the ones who facilitated the mortgage crisis and I see them creeping back to pick pockets

I love money too...but not so much that I'd sell my town down the river

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Le Freak

Ah Freak out! Le Freak, c'est Chic / Have you heard about the new dance craze? / Listen to us, I'm sure you'll be amazed / Big fun

for some people in the 1980s, hanging out in Nipper's on Coast Village Road must've been their nightly routine...

in the 1980s I lived on Coast Village Road in a little apartment while I was working..honestly, I don't remember Nippers...I remember the Miramar ball room, the Chanticleer was a great place to sip some fave was the Olive Mill Bistro...there was a great hamburger yummy sourdough burgers joint across from Peabody's..and a bike shop..Coast Village Rd was a great spot back in the day..nowadays it's realtors and lenders (remember the mortgage crisis??)

I wasn't a barfly but did like an occasional Heineken on Saturday night...and music with Jock McCaba and Hank and Wayne was... ahhh... soothing?? well, at least it wasn't threatening
but I outgrew the nightlife....the beer, the booze, the cigarettes...but not the women

so I heard plenty of rumors about Nippers...the cocaine, the wannabe New York style disco a la Studio 54, the champagne dreams, the celebs who hung out was Studio 54's Ian Schlager who brought ruin to the Miramar

one night at the Olive Mill, I was sitting at the bar with beer and a gal from Laguna Blanca who I was trying to seduce, and we noticed an old guy, sitting alone in a booth by the window, hunched over a stiff drink..he looked was the great John Carradine! he starred in great old westerms and horror flicks, but was rather arthritic and looked kinda sad...nevertheless, a bonafide TV legend

unlike Nipper of course..a bonafide parasite..but there he is on the cover of the Montecito Journal..another spoiled, useless trustfunder taking up space while the real men watched the wall

but Nippers will be resurrected for some charity, the Boys and Girls Club..the new location is across from the Bird Refuge...

I don't know why the club is being resurrected to benefit the Boys and Girls was not a healthy hangout..the rumors about cocaine and drug use...and Nippers own issues with drugs and alcohol....

how does this benefit the Boys and Girls clubs??

well at least the old patrons of Nippers won't have to worry about the Bird Refuge stink..all that cocaine UP THE NOSES destroyed their SENSE OF SMELL!!

what about these so-called men who never grow up...

Dr. Dan Kiley popularized the Peter Pan syndrome in his 1983 book, The Peter Pan Syndrome: Men Who Have Never Grown Up; his next book, The Wendy Dilemma (1984), advises women romantically involved with "Peter Pans" how to improve their relationships.

the Wendy Dilemma... indeed

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Don't You Care

don't you care??

 ever since the county cut down the big pine tree at Lookout Park in Summerland, the park and the beach below have gone to the dogs...and the oil

I went down there a few days ago and got a strong whiff of least 50 wt! then I saw two hippies standing on a bench embracing ...that bench needs to be sterilized!!

then I saw a dog on the beach below and some oil on the rocks and kelp...but no kids playing

oil...we glorify it but it's made up of old dead things

it's true that Summerland has had an influx of dead-brained conservatives with the wine tasting rooms and dog-friendly eateries...and Chinese-made American Flags everywhere...

but why would they let the beautiful Summerland beach go to shit??

because they don't care

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Message in a Bottle

sending out an SOS...


Mysteries at the Museum

I was watching a cooking show by chance...look I loved the Galloping Gourmet...with that Graham guy..he knew how to cook and entertain...but these cheezy cooking shows today with the likes of Nipper and cohorts are pale imitations of real life..anyway, I was watching and the chef had an old German guy helping him..I recognized the German dude as the former director of the Museum of NAtural History, up in by the Mission..the Nazi's name is Karl something-or-other and he was mumbling in a thick German accent about the work the chef was making him wash the lettuce...

of course I couldn't watch more than a few minutes because I hate this Karl dude...he did untold damage to the reputation of the old Museum of Natural History and he got paid well!!
I love that place..attended lectures by author Terry Tempest Williams and others...the grounds are beautiful and historic Santa Barbara with gorgeous old houses and neighborhoods surrounding the Museum...

but other special interests have come in and are trying to ruin the place...mainly booze-adled conservatives...I did blog posts on all the booze fests at the Museum disguised as fund raisers...some of these issued were confirmed by a message in a bottle I received...

the Wine Festval: I heard some guy was unconscious in the Butterfly Pavilion next to a pool of his own vomit. Tequila Tuesdays, Fridays at Five...oh the fun of alcoholism

what has happened to the Museum..the disregard for the neighbors, the ethically-challenged's painful to watch

and the Botanic Garden is suffering the same fate with some bald jackass from Arizona running the place (before Arizonian Fife Symington tried to destroy the BG!!)

beer gardens, special dog days, more development and of course native-only plants being pushed by beer-guzzling white supremacists

well, these Santa Barbara institutions are out of my jurisdiction...

so I'm sending out an SOS! save the Museum of Natural History!!

Friday, August 21, 2015

Werewolves of London

saw a werewolf drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's


Peter Howorth says so, and News-Press says it must be true!!

I see stories about music for dogs and pets in the classroom, but if I were a dog, I'd be a coyote..coyotes are cool..they are smart, independent, resourceful, mythical, spooky and all...

so I'm not too concerned if a coyote snatches someone's pet for a snack...of course, coyotes are blamed for killing the poor precious little dogs that run around in the backyards of unsuspecting homeowners...the coyotes wait on the other side of the fence and when the opportunity arises, the coyote strikes!! grabs the little mutts and kills them...

no matter, the Montecito Farmer's Market will still go on....what a nice ass on this farm girl!!

speaking of asses, what would be the outcome of a coyote vs a Saint Bernard.. I saw this guy and his dog in SB while investigating the re-opening of Nipper's cocaine nightclub by the Bird Refuge...(report later)... and the guy kept wiping his dog's ass!!

now over at the News-Press and Noozhawk, the weirdest news in town, they had a story on pets disappearing and they blame coyotes...and they focus in on a coyote hanging around La Mesa Park in SB...a virtual death sentence for the wild dog

the Noozhawk piece was from the Police Dept Public Report..the News-Press story by Scott Steepleton was lifted from the police report...and  Scott claims some folks say city workers are feeding the coyote without one shred of evidence to support his story, ie he lied!! Geez, what a mangy mongrel this Steepleton dude is!!

either we got too many coyotes, too many pets, or too many fat stupid reporters..and two of these groups have to go...and I'm afraid it's the pets and fat stupid reporters...we can't have a surplus of useless little dogs running around growling at me!!

so to my coyote brothers and sisters I say..KILL AWAY!!

and the sharks and coyotes will continue to instill irrational fear in ignorant people....

but what will become of the La Mesa coyote? will they leave it alone? kill it? trap it? will they

close the park like they closed Surf Beach in Lompoc for the Snowy Plover??

I don't know..but if the wrong people like the News-Press are involved, it's for sure they will fuck things up...

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Bristol Stomp

The kids in Bristol are sharp as a pistol. When they do the Bristol Stomp Really somethin when they join in jumpin. When they do the Bristol Stomp. Whoa, whoa

so we got Caitlin Jenner going for the Sarah Palin look...then we got Sarah's daughter Bristol getting paid to lecture about teen pregnancy...then she gets pregnant again outta wedlock!

then Josh Dugger gets busted for feelin' up his sisters years ago...poor Josh lost his gig with the Family Research Council...

and I hear Josh is involved with more un-family values stuff with Ashley Madison...

In 2013, conservative reality TV star Josh Duggar—of TLC’s 19 Kids and Counting fame—was named the executive director of the Family Research Council, a conservative lobbying group in D.C. which seeks "to champion marriage and family as the foundation of civilization, the seedbed of virtue, and the wellspring of society." During that time, he also maintained a paid account on Ashley Madison, a web site created for the express purpose of cheating on your spouse.

According to the data, Josh Duggar was paying Ashley Madison in order to find an extramarital partner for the following acts:

"Conventional Sex," Experimenting with Sex Toys," One-Night Stands," "Open to Experimentation," "Gentleness," "Good With Your Hands," Sensual Massage," "Extended Foreplay/Teasing," "Bubble Bath for 2," "Likes to Give Oral Sex," "Likes to Receive Oral Sex," "Someone I Can Teach," "Someone Who Can Teach Me," "Kissing," "Cuddling & Hugging," "Sharing Fantasies," "Sex Talk."

And here are the turn-ons that he offered up in service of finding a compatible person other than his wife with which to engage in those acts:

"A Professional/Well Groomed," "Stylish/Classy," "Casual Jeans/T-shirt Type," "Muscular/Fit Body," "Petite Figure," "Tall Height," "Short Height," "Long Hair,""Short Hair," "Girl Next Door," "Naughty Girl," "Sense of Humor," "Imagination," "Creative and Adventurous," "Relaxed and Easy Going," "Aggressive/Take Charge Nature," "Confidence," "Discretion/Secrecy," "A Good Listener," "Good Personal Hygiene," "Average Sex Drive," "High Sex Drive," "Dislikes Routine," "Has a Secret Love Nest," "Disease Free," "Drug Free," and "Natural Breasts."

well Josh, it's what we all want

I will leave you with an old Chinese proverb: A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.