Thursday, July 31, 2014

Walk Away, Renee

you won't see  me follow you back home....

ill-mannered people...geez they insult me then just walk away...whatever happened to manners? etiquette? well I 'm happy to say at least one group takes our social responsibilites seriously...an ill-mannered reader pointed this out and I see it's a news release on Mission and State..er..I mean Noozhawk..


appropriate attire for young ladies??

it seems the Wine Cask and Girls and Boys Club have teamed up for lessons in etiquette....teaching youngsters how to properly sit at the table with others; what to wear and what to say and most importantly what not to say; how to eat and what utensils to use...

Etiquette Dinners is what they call it: At 3:30 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 6, children from Mrs. Bock’s Social Manners program will pay a visit to Wine Cask to demonstrate their newly acquired proper manners, which they learned during the club’s summer program.



well hey it's better than sailing and fishing and rough-housing and playin' baseball!

for example, it is impolite to eat peas with a knife..it's fun but it's not polite....and what would you use a spoon for? well let's see...eating ice cream or soup...then there's the venerable fork...you use a fork to pick up a morsel and put it in your mouth...but don't forget there's a salad fork and a dinner fork! make the right choice or face embarrassment!

then there's the napkins...on your lap or tucked in your shirt but never ever on the table, please..

talk with your mouth open and eat with your mouth closed...simple rules that will keep you in good graces with the upper social circles...

now a lady named Mrs. Brock teaches these kids the proper etiquette and the Wine Cask dinner will be a sort of showcase for them..

I applaud the Wine Cask and Boys and Girls Club for taking the time to teach the kids important life lessons...


God knows we got enough boorish behavior out there....

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Broken Wings

take these broken wings, and learn to fly...

the News-Press has shrunk in size and content has it not? and yet, Wendy still charges 75 cents a copy...so I've decided when I'm out getting coffee and a paper to take TWO copies instead of one..to get my money's worth....I can read one and swat flies with the other..animal abuse??





but I unnerstand that the News-Press is cutting back and I think that the next logical step is denying the employees pens and papers...really, think of how much money dey could save wid dat step....I would encourage Wendy, Don and Scott to initiate this cost-saving step immediately, if not sooner...and Wendy you know as well as I do you can't have Scott AND Don on the payroll...one of them has to go.....





Rodeo

ok, the Fiesta Rodeo is coming up it's my fave Fiesta event and people are writing letters to the News-PRess about the animal abuse they associate with rodeos..and how we as a people must rise and be conscious about the suffering of animals, and ..excuse me while I swat this fly...BAMMM!

it seems these people are confused as to what animal abuse is so I will clarify for them.... them with the stupid little brains might eventually understand..animal abuse is shooting thousands of pigs on the Channel Islands and shooting deer from helicopters simply because they were labeled non-native..animal abuse is harassing golden eagles in helicopters

animal abuse is dropping poison on Anacapa Island to kill rats and also killing owls and hawks in the process...this is a crime!!





it would be like me dropping poison o'er the Salt Marsh because I don't like non-native rats or fish...how do you think that would affect this Kite I watched yesterday??? this is one intense predator but the Nature Conservancy and Parks Service would rather kill these birds than have some rats on Anacapa Island...that's animal abuse!!

roping calves and mutton busting are not examples of animal abuse...neither is ribbon riding or riding bucking broncos...

spoiling dogs and treating them like humans is animal abuse...let dogs be dogs, not some caricature of the owners's neurotic personality..

even the cows will kill you if you mess with their territory:

Cows kill woman in Austria

A woman has been attacked and killed by a herd of cows in Austria.

Police said the animals were apparently agitated at the sight of the 45-year-old German's dog, which was on a lead.

Officers said the hiker was rushed by about 20 cows and their calves. Attempts by an emergency crew to revive her were unsuccessful.

The attack happened in a mountain meadow in Tyrol province.


so spare me the silly meanderings about the rodeo animal cruelty....the Fiesta Rodeo is a grand tradition

and  I may see you protesting at the rodeo..you lonely old women with nothing left..you women with dry crusty wombs that beckon poor dogged souls like Death Valley beckons vultures...you lonely, homely, pointless women....

 you gals are the blues

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Sweet Jane

Standin' on a corner,
Suitcase in my hand.
Jack's in his car, says to Jane, who's in her vest,
Me, babe, I'm in a rock n' roll band.
Ridin' in a Stutz Bearcat, Jim,
Those were different times.
And the poets studied rows of verse,
And all the ladies rolled their eyes


Sweet Jane, Sweet Jane, Sweet Jane


Happy Days??

on a recent joyride thru Hope Ranch I noted that Laguna Blanca school was watering the ball field lawns.. I was miffed due to the drought....

but now Laguna faces another drought..a drought of facts..I read the story in the News-Press and it was so poorly written I couldn't figure out what was really going on..




according to Angel Pacheco, Laguna is being sued for not reporting a molestation....doesn't say who or where the molesting was done, just says   former student named Jane Doe (I think I've neard of her and her brother John) reported to a teacher she had been molested and was suffering from PTSD...the story says the teacher never reported the molestation and that she's supposed to by law..then Jane Doe say she told an ex Laguna teacher about it and he seduced her! three times!!


the student was 17 when she told the first teacher...

I attended Laguna back in the 1960s and the biggest controversy was a few students got suspended for smoking pot...oh, and the Latin teacher who was gay commited suicide...other than that it was not a bad school except for the lady who "taught" French..she was horrible...they had a great political science teacher and good oceanaography class...the pretty blonde twins became power pastors and had a brother who married Elaine from Seinfeld...
during breaks at Laguna, we'd sit outside the old schoolhouse with the headmaster and drink milk and eat graham crackers....actually I had some fun and learned a few things there but being a rebel, got kicked out eventually...and the chicks were pretty cool...oh and the cross country running I loved...we'd run all over Hope Ranch and the math teacher would monitor us on his little motorcycle....oh and they had a dress code..dark trousers and light blue shirts for the guys but every Friday was "free" day...you could wear whatever you wanted...I wore my suede coat like the Beatles on Rubber Soul...Mr. Cool


now this whole story sounds fishy to me and the only salacious thing about Laguna I could find is the Little Black Dress .....

Jane Doe's lawyer is Josh Lynn and he's a bit of a ambulance chaser...and why would the girl sue Laguna and not the guy or guys who molested her..or seduced her?? three times

it just doesn't make sense..and why sue in small claims court?? and how do you seduce a girl three times?

really I wanna know...

Saturday, July 26, 2014

shock the monkey

don't you know you gotta shock the monkey

now I can't believe some of the responses I've read about the dog that got killed at the County Animal Shelter..one bitch said look deep into the eyes of PIT BULL and you'll see a loyal gentle being....well I will never look into the eyes of a dog because that is a threat that will be met with a bite..whenever I see a dog, I look the other way..tho' still sometimes I step in it


monkey business!

mostly, these are old grey lonely womens with not much in their lives except their dogs...they've failed to regsiter any passion through the years and now they overreact whenever a dog dies..in the dog they see another needy thing..when people don't need you anymore, you turn to dogs...

these weird ladies, like Wendy McCuckoo remind me of the ladies who were messsing with Travis the chimp who went ape one day and tore off the face of one of these old womens..Travis' owner wined and dined him, plied him with alcohol and Prozac and slept with him which believe me is enough to drive any monkey crazy....

these dumb bitches are attributing human traits to animals which is known as an "anthropomorphic fallacy" and is very unhealthy, especially for the animal...

now of course people have pets and get sad when they die, but there's no need for all the drama, the "mourning" the "tragedy"....those feeling are reserved for people, not pets...if you can't get over your pet's death, or any animal's death, then you are emotionally messed up...

it's sick...dogs are not people....
now, go eat some dog food

Friday, July 25, 2014

Function at the Junction

I propose a DOG GANG INJUNCTION


a dog was killed at the County animal shelter...the dog's name was Kitti and her mommi and daddi are upset and are grieving...it seems the dog was in a fight because a kennel worker left the gate open and a rival gang of dogs snuck in and beat the shit outta Kitti..and killed her..killed her, ya hear me??? Kitti had problems before and killed another dog from the other gang so that's why the rival gang of dogs snuck in and killed Kitti..the dog not the cat

what kind of dog kills other dogs for the hell of it?? a dirty dog that's what kind! and what kind of a dog has a name like Kitti

a dead dog...

meanwhile hundreds of Palestinian kids being killed by Israeli thugs....

Lyin' Eyes

you can't hide your lyin' eyes, and your smile is a thin disguise

I think everone agrees DUI is stupid..and FUI is stupid and dangerous...and one thing I've learned over the last few years is the DUI laws can be a little screwy....there are dubious obvious guilty drunks who run into trees or kill people or kill people then run into trees...they can't plead not guilty because well there's the evidence..the black eyes, the bodies and broken limbs...drunks get caught by the cops or citizens who call the cops...the cops come and do an assessment and arrest the drunk and then the fun begins...the drunk hires a DUI lawyer to get him off...they cook up a scheme, a conspiracy theory that tries to place the blame on the arresting cops, or the DA, or the crime lab...and I've seen it with my very own eyes...the drunks will lie in court so they don't have to face the expensive consequences of a DUI incident on their records....




we all know Darryl Genis is a DUI lawyer whose unethical behavior has him possibly being disbarred as he faces yet another contempt of court charge in a DUI case...recently, a court camera caught Darryl suspiciously fiddling with another atty's papers, using his cell phone to photograph people and things he thinks may be conspiratorial...

I don't know who put these notions in Darryl's head..maybe it was former client Peter Lance who investigated his own DUI in the News-Press...a five part series wherein he tried to prove a gov't conspiracy against him and he tried to blame the cops, esp cop Kasi Beutel...and in other cases, cop Tudor....and even cop Corbett!!

now if Beutel and Tudor were back on DUI patrol, Mallory Dies would still be alive and Raymond Morua would have been busted..that is a fact in my opinion...but with Judge Brian Hill on the bench, Ray might be out, free to drink and drive again..it's a vicious cycle...unfortunately the only way to lock up drunks is if they kill someone

now we know after a few years that Peter Lance is full of shit..when his stories don't gain any traction, he tries to explain them on the Mr. Wimpy Show...and of course Lance always tries to plug his silly books at the end

ok so my point is the DUI defense is based in lies....boozers can't seem to take responsibility for their actions unless they have to...like Raymond Morua had to...like Joe Armendariz had to..had they not got caught by crashing their cars, they would still be driving drunk..I GUARANTEE IT!!

the Farther Reaches of Human Nature

Hierarchy of Liars

now, I know that Darryl Genis is a liar..I know that Peter Lance is liar, I know that Lance Armstrong is a liar.. I know that Bill Clinton is a liar...I know that Ollie North is a liar...as Maslow pointed out, there's a Hierarchy of Needs; as I point out, there's a Hierarchy of Liars

liars all follow a certain pattern...they lie

so it is up to us to keep them honest or locked up...or isolated from the rest of  the honest population

now I don't make promises so you can't accuse me of lying....well you can but you won't get very far....

now, I need the judges and lawyers to stop playing these little games with my tax dollars....I don't know what it's gonna take...judges needs to start JUDGING!!!

I'm waiting for the feds to lower the BAC to to 0.02 because as it stands now, the law is senseless..you can drive below 0.08 but at 0.09 you're DUI illegally...

the issue is drunk driving..you should not get behind the wheel of a car, a boat, a forklift, an airplane or any machinery that requires sober focus, while you're drunk....it's just common sense...

but we're talking about alcohol here and the first thing that flies out the window when you're drunk...is common sense

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Photograph

Ev'ry time I see your face, It reminds me of the places we used to go

ok so I see that once again in Judge Brian Hill's circus-like courtroom, more mischief is happening...DUI enabler/cheerleader atty Darryl Genis is being accused of ..guess what..contempt of court! well duh..I never seen no one so contemptable as Darryl and his contempt for his court job is a cry for help...see, he really wants ot be a professional surfer like Saun Tomson or some other gitbag...I saw the story in the News-Press and I was aghast that it wasn't written by Darryl's girlfriend Scott Steepleton...so where's Scott?




so I guess Darryl was caught on tape jerking off on an opposing lawyer's papers in the courtroom no less while everyone was on a break.....

now my question is why these guys are still in the law game..both Hill and Genis...Judge Hill is incompetent to say the least and Atty Genis is fat setting loose cannons like Tony Denunzio and Peter Lance free when they should be in a little jail in Alabama for perverting justice

speaking of perverts, remember Darryl is pals with porn film maker Andrew Luster..he made the "The Max Fuctor" starring Darryl and Mireille Miller-Young
I don't know.. but this much I do know, Darryl can do whatever he wants in Judge Brian Hill's courtroom..anything...there's no consequences...Hill's the daddy and Genis is the spoiled kid and Hill has no control over his court cases...he's useless, he's pointless and I'm flabberghasted he's a judge...



but I heard through the grapevine that Mireille Miller-Young, the UCSB porn professor that smacked that little teenie religious cult gal for trying to kill her baby, well I heard thet she is pregnant with Darryl's baby and they BOTH have to attend anger-management classes together!

I guess that's all I could hope for

 

Fugitives from Justice
in other courtroom news, Randy and Evie Quaid are considered "fugitves from justice" according to a tentative ruling...

Case: Randy Quaid, et al. v. American Surety Company,

Case No. #1467545, Judge Sterne

Hearing Date: July 28, 2014

Matter: Motion to Quash Subpoena for Production of Business Records in Action Pending Outside of California

the judge ruled that the Subpoena could be squashed...apparently the Quaids said they didn't break a mirror and had photo proof, but being fuitives from justice, they can't obtain records in California...

 
The records sought are "Color Photographs in evidence for Case No. 1363847."

Motion: The Sheriff moves to quash the subpoena on two grounds: 1) The Quaids are fugitives from justice and, under the disentitlement doctrine, they cannot seek civil redress. 2) The exclusive means for obtaining evidence in a criminal case is pursuant to Penal Code § 1054.5

Response to Motion: The motion to quash is treated as a "petition" under CCP § 2029.600. Counsel for Quaids acknowledges that he is not licensed to practice law in California. The fugitive disentitlement doctrine does not apply to civil proceedings. The documents are necessary in their civil case against American Surety. They contend that American Surety was unreasonable and negligent in posting $1,000,000 in bail bonds without authorization. They contend the photograph of a mirror will show it was not damaged.

Tentative Ruling: The court grants the Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Department’s Motion to Quash Subpoena for Production of Business Records in Action Pending Outside of California.

But all I got is a photograph. And I realise you're not coming back anymore...