Friday, May 24, 2013

26 miles

Twenty- six miles across the sea
Santa Catalina is a-waitin' for me


Catalina Island Conservancy

ok the bionativists are scrambling to explain why native bald eagles are nesting in non-native eucalyptus trees....just like some folks couldn't understand why there was a statue of Santa Claus on Santa Claus Lane, some idiots can't figure out why bald eagles like eucalyptus trees... the reasons are many but I was comparing the Catalina Island Conservancy with the Nature Conservancy and the Parks Service and the contrast could not be sharper....
 

http://www.catalinaconservancy.org/index.php?s=news&p=faqs


feral honeybees are always welcome in my garden!

the Catalina Island Conservancy takes the most reasoned approach to wildland managment and should be the model others conservationsists follow..

while the Nature Conservancy had Craig McCaw on its board and is in the pocket of BP oil, the Catalina Island Conservancy is not..if fact I don't recognize one name on the CIC board but I will say they all are doing a fantastic job!

here's a look at the Catalina Island approach


Non-Native Animals
Q: Does the Conservancy have a plan to get rid of all non-native animals?
A: No. The bison, as an example, are a part of the cultural fabric of the Island and based on a scientific study, the Conservancy manages the herd at between 150 and 200 animals, which is healthy both for the herd and the Island ecosystem. Further, the Conservancy has no plan to ban pets from the portion of the Island it stewards, but rather, to work collaboratively with stakeholders to minimize negative impacts to wildlife at the places where pets and wildlife may come in contact. The interaction between the Island’s non-native deer and the plant communities is currently being studied, with the Conservancy implementing a hunting program through a Private Lands Management agreement with the California Department of Fish and Game. It is important to note that the Conservancy has no jurisdiction over the parts of the Island it does not steward, such as the City of Avalon and Santa Catalina Island Company holdings.


Non-Native Plants
Q: Does the Conservancy have a plan to get rid of all non-native plants on the Island?
A: No. Besides not having jurisdiction over portions of the Island it doesn’t steward, the Conservancy could not get rid of all the non-native plants on the Island if it wanted to; there are too many with too wide a range to eradicate. What the Conservancy has done is to map non-native plants and to rank them, with the most highly invasive and easiest to eradicate or control being at the top of the list. Left to their own devices, highly invasive non-native plants, which pose a threat to wildlife by pushing out native plants they depend upon, would dominate the Island, including killing off the native plant communities that make Catalina unique. The Eucalyptus trees found along Old Stagecoach road are non-native, but are not highly invasive, and because of this and theirplace in the cultural heritage of the Island, are not targeted for replacement except when they die of natural causes.

it's refreshing to hear that kind of thinking instead of the kill everything mentality by the National Parks Service...

but propaganda from the National Parks Service and Nature Con continues.....

the NPS and Nature Conservancy both put the CON in conservancy...each wreaked havoc and continue their lies with public announcements about the "rebounding foxes"...but in reality, the NPS and Nature Con are guilty of this - introducing mites to kill feral honeybees, dropping poison from helicopters to kill rats, chopping down eucalyptus trees. shooting pigs and deer from helicopters, trapping feral cats, trapping and harassing golden eagles, and countless other crimes against Nature, it is long past time for a change in management of the Channel Islands- and Russell Galipeau and Kate Faulkner should be the first to be fired for their destruction of numerous species in the name of bionativism.. and they should be tried in a court of law

the Channel Islands co-conspirators, the National Parks Service and Nature Conservancy are to be condemned as well as PETA and the US Humane Society who were strangely silent on the animal slaughter disguised as a restoration

however, the Catalina Island Conservancy should bee celebrated for their successful stewardship of Catalina Island

Thursday, May 23, 2013

around the bend

there's a place up ahead and I'm going, just  as fast as my feet can fly

well I decided to install a dash cam in my truck like the Grand Jury asked us to do...everybody needs to install one, not just the cops..that was the ruling... just so you know..

anyway, I thought it would be fun to pretend to be a potential drunk driver....a quick trip around the block to see how many obstacles I could possibly hit...going up around the bend....


video

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Light My Fire

the time to hesitate is through

oh boy...that organ intro in Light My Fire...that solo in the middle of the long version...that VOX Continental Combo organ...that was Ray Manzarek of course...lifting a bit of Bach and turning it into a rock classic....a song I've heard many times on FM radio..the long version..I always turn it up...it's a great song...the Doors

here's a picture of Annalynne McCord-she is in her little Mini Cooper after an accident..she was sober, 21 and she's the kind of girl you write songs about...like C'mon baby light my fire....

Annalynne

I read that Kate Walters was driving drunk..I saw the story on Noozhawk ...nobody was crying about police brutality on this one

then on EDHAT...and Roger the Scanner guy first reported it and a group called the Urban hikers had a story and some outstanding pictures..this is street, guerrilla reporting at its best!!!

the incident started in Gelson's parking lot where Kate was coming out of Harry's Cafe after some stiff drinks and disorderly conduct, and was arguing with someone and they got in her car-there was a little boy in the car-and Kate drove off drunk and crashed a few blocks later, into a lampost, injuring the little boy..the little boy is her son


Kate
so there's lots of questions about culpability here...the buck stops with Kate of course..but Harry's Plaza Cafe serves intoxicating drugs (alcohol) with cute names like White Russians and Bahama Mamas....a few of those and you're drunk.....should the hosts at Harry's have called the cops on Kate before she got into her car?? of course they should have...and they did, but not soon enough or forcefully enough...CITIZEN'S ARREST!!!

and the cops responded but only AFTER Kate left and crashed and injured her son..apparently they got a search warrant which allowed a blood draw sample from Kate...see, the new law says cops can't draw blood from a DUI suspect unless you crash drunk and hurt a little kid because that's a violation of your rights...nice job Supreme Court...wimps

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

dazed and confused

whahh.....whaah...whoooaahhh....(Page's guitar sound)


well let's take a look at some things I don't understand....things I find confusing...the first sentence in Andy Caldwell's  sloppy News-Press editorial was unintelligible- meaning I didn't get it....

certainly Andy passed  basic English class in 2nd grade but who knows with this kind of mental phrasing!! using "multitude" and "communities" twice in the same sentence..geez

there's some pics in CASA mag of Kathy Ireland and boy her bosoms, her bazoomas, her cha-chas, her neeners, her shlobes are big!! that right one is speaking to me!! YOWZA Kathy...implants? I don't know but I'd like to peruse them for an hour or so..Kathy I love you..I always have and I always will...ohhhhh, Kathy if you were here now, I'd XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!



well-endowed
 
and  there's that weird Andrew Firestone guy...the Batchelor ...always doing the faggy society hosting duties...and he's here with the gay dude from the Dream Foundation...I know Andrew has a trophy wife and all, but you can't tell me he's not gay...I wonder if Brooks approves of a gay son??? I bet he'd sayXXXXXXXX


and it looks like Bernie Taupin who is worth about $300 million has enlisted the help of DUI lawyer Darryl Genis-according to DG, Bernie was not drunk-he was writing a song while driving his pick- up truck in the cold black Santa Ynez night...on a  rural road, Bernie got dazed and confused and has some allergies and hearing issues which all told could have fooled the cops into thinking Bernie was drunk and driving...a series on Bernie's arrest will appear in the News-Press and Bernie has hired Peter Lance to do an investigative series on the sheriff's deputy who arrested him!! the story will be that the cop was a former KGB agent who planted heroin on every inmate in the county jail and raped every female inmate in the Men's Colony up in SLO town...

oh shit Bernie..really? why not be a man like Cat Cora and step up and accept responsibility for your actions and promise it will never happen again....instead of all this media attention..oh media attention...I forgot....you there's no such thing as bad publicity

Monday, May 20, 2013

Mary, Mary

where you going to?

you have to be a retardataire to run to the News-Press for help!

well I was trying to follow a loopy story by Scott Steepleton in the News-Press...it was about a gal from Carpinteria named Mary Methmann...Mary is accused of stealing money: $50 from work where she was employed as a clerk for the Sheriff's office... and $10000 from a private residence in Goleta...

Mary called the News-Press to tell her story and spills her guts about it's all a mistake and a set up and her brother was killed and the feds are bothering her children and she was attacked on the Carp Bluffs and slipped a disc while fighting off her assailant...and she can't work shift work because she gets anxiety attacks and her body can't adjust...geez I worked day swing and graveyard in my work life-you deal with it..and she says she was sexually harassed by "someone" in the sheriff's office..well file a complaint girl... and the Sheriff is out to get her because she's a whistleblower.....geez!!

and then as evidence, Mary and the News-Press show a photo of a supposedly threatening anonymous note that was left on Mary's door calling her a thief...notice the note was written in very girly neat penmanship and looked so fake or staged I think I'm gonna call a handwriting expert to see if Mary actually wrote it..hey, I think I'll call James Blanco!!

 
the story by Steepleton was not up to any real reporter's standards....as a matter of fact it was a mishmash of unrelated jibberish....embarassing...horrible... a hack job and Mary comes across as crazy, neurotic and needy... well maybe she is..her first mistake was going to the News-Press like Peter Lance did... Pete has no credibility as an investigative journalist now..none....and Mary's goose is cooked too!

Mary goes on and on about this and that and all the excuses she comes up with about the allegations against her make her sound guilty...not good if she goes to trial...

Steepleton fails to whip up any sympathy for Mary and he forgot to mention her civil case..she's got an issue with her hubby, too??

Petitioner: Mary E Methmann 07/2/2009 1338238 Respondent: Mark Methmann

it's a family law thing ... I don't know...Scott can ya help me clear all this up??
 

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

in the doghouse, society's hounds (that's how I heard it anyway)

gang injunction? howzabout a drunk driver injunction!!

oh so now I see Bernie Taupin got busted for DUI....well I'm a big fan of Elton and Bernie's songs, but looking at Bernie's mug shot, I'd say he's fallen on hard times..the talent has dried up and now he's an old drunk valley cowboy?? how'd that happen?? well at least he had the sense to drive Elderberrily in the boonies where only the cows and fences need to beware...well done, Bernie!!


 
hold me closer Tiny Dancer: Nancy Wilson of Heart remembers attending Elton John's swank 33rd birthday party in West Hollywood, where John's songwriting partner, Bernie Taupin, "repeatedly pulled me into the bathroom" and offered her cocaine. "Bernie was convinced that getting me high was the key to seducing me."
 

btw, the new album by Elton John is called Trains Cutting Horses...

Mona Lisa's and Mad Hatters:
well I was speaking of non-profits and all the taxes they don't pay, and the News-Press had a story about the Santa Barbara County Taxpayer Association president Joe Armendariz giving a talk on how to stave off a county bankruptcy....I know... fire all the county employees and privatize!!

Joe's still sucking the tax money out of the system with the drugs and alcohol issues in the family: 05/28/2013 - 8:30 am 1422868 Joseph James Armendariz Proof of Compliance Thomas R Adams SB8


as a taxpayer Joe I am sick of babysitting your kid!!

but really Joe speaking on money issues is rather silly....his past is littered with irresponsible choices where taxpayers picked up the tab..and now all he is doing is pushing for oil development and wants to drill for oil in Monterey Bay for jobs..yeah good one, Joe!

California has real innovation from the likes of like David Geffen, Google, Apple, Zuckerburg from Facebook..well maybe not Zuck, the stock kinda sucks....we have plenty of jobs and as long as the stock market is kept honest, money will be made by investing in American companies....the economy if you hadn't noticed is rebounding from the private sector greed and fraud and has been since the Bush crash....maybe that's why conservatives are so busy looking for scandals!!!

all you need to do to become rich and afford mortgages is to invent an app..invent a new app and you'll be ok

Candle in the Wind: anti-union News-Press owner Wendy McCuckoo instructed her interns from the highly anal and conservative Young Miss America Foundation to perform sexual acts with dogs from the non-profit SEXY PAWS in front of Operations Manager Don Katich and videotape it..the tape was sent to the Teamster's Union and the union up and quit representing the newsroom-that's the real story!! well Wendy has been crying about the union ever since she lost her marbles so who can she blame for the waning readers and loss of income? ME!!!

Friends: well I was looking at Peter Lance's facebook page and he's got lotsa friends! there's the aforementioned Don Katich from the News-Press, there's fellow drunk driver Cat Cora..there's Palmintieri from KEYT....there's ol Chic Streetman and lots of rightwing kooks like Tammy Bruce and some FOX NEWS nitwits

now, with a drunk driver injunction if two or more drunks were seen at a scene together they could be busted...if Bernie, Joe, Peter Lance, Tony DeNunzio and Cat Cora or other penthouse paupers were seen at Bo Henry's or the Boathouse sipping brews, they could be busted!!

even if they were only drinking Elderberry wine!

Friday, May 17, 2013

Edelweiss

Edelweiss...bless my homeland forever

the original Tea Party
 
well I know why the IRS was targeting the Tea Party...because of Adolf Hitler..you remember Adolf, the German guy who slaughtered millions of Jews, homos and gypsies...gypsies! why kill gypsies?? well I don't know I wasn't there...something about biological imbalance or nativism or something like that...

but Hitler it turns out was fond of tea parties..he'd have tea with his officers and Eva Braun up in the hills of the back country...he was a tea maniac!!


The dark allure of Adolf Hitler has turned his tea house at the top of a Bavarian mountain into one of the most visited sites in Germany.

Tourism authorities announced that over 300,000 people visited the retreat on the peak of the Kehlstein mountain which was built for him as a 50th birthday gift by Nazi party secretary Martin Bormann in 1939.
 
Officials said that most visitors to the mountain are Americans....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2032888/Hitlers-mountain-tea-house-attracts-300-000-year.html

and Hitler holed up in a bunker 50 ft below ground at the end of the war...Teabaggers are paranoid too and have bunkers out in Arizona in case Obama comes to get them and that's I think were they plotted their little tax exempt schemes...why can't you be political and still pay taxes like me?? why go crying to the IRS for tax exempt status and call yourself a patriot?? if I were an IRS agent that would be a major red flag to me

let me be perfectly clear: tax-exempt organizations are a scam..non-profits, churches, veteran charities..all a scam..well not all but most..and look at all the non-profits in Santa Barbara making scads of money and not paying taxes...Channelkeepers, Heal the Ocean, Santa Barbara County Taxpayer Association, and on and on and on..all groups who pay their friends and associates and give some crumbs to their "causes"...I just found out that Elaine from Seinfeld and Heal the Ocean is a billionaire!! how much does she get from her non-profit???

such bullshit....I will delve deeper into these Santa Barbara non-profits real soon and see what shakes...why should I pay taxes when they don't??

and Hilter was an Aryan like the teabaggers...racists one and all..

so if the IRS stops scrutinizing these jokers then that leaves me to do it..I'm always the one left to do the dirty work...

I have found my niche....my eagle's nest...my Eva Braun...