Tuesday, November 14, 2017

My Sharona

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Sharona

well I was born in the USA but I thank my lucky stars I wan't born in Alabama else I'd be preaching the gospel to you in hillbilly English

ok..so...if you wanna have sex with a teen you don't have to go all the way to Thailand, just go to Alabama! the age of consent in Alabama is sixteen..16 years old and I can get it on with teen girls...that's a dream!! sugar and spice ....mmmmmm...juicy and tender girls with grits n gravy!!


 Judge Roy Moore, the bible-thumping ignorant hillbilly from Alabama is running for a senate seat and allegations popped up against him...apparently Judge Roy likes teens and one gal (of many) says the judge sexually molested her when she was 14 years old...and he was 32

14 years old..still old enough biologically to bear children, but mentally they're all giggly 'n stuff

so the question is did Judge Roy really do it..is he a pedophile? Judge Roy: "Crime, corruption, immorality, abortion, sodomy, sexual perversion sweep our land"

and he tried to keep a statue of the Ten Commandments on gov't property in Alabama and is a homophobe....he's a real southern baptist ignoramus and the folks who defend him say the bible permits this type of behavior as Mary was a teen who banged an older man

look, I like my women between 20 and 78 years old,
with soft hair, a captivating smile, and big tits

Judge Roy likes dirty little southern girls

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

Cathy's Clown

here he comes...that's Cathy's Clown


see? what'd I tell ya..the News-Press was so afraid of Cathy Murillo beating Frank Hotchkiss, they printed a front page fake news story and tried to smear Cathy because of a debate question from an old boyfriend!! it backfired Wendy and you got burned..Frank's debate performance was so bad..

big fat Andy Caldwell

WOWEE!! the libs won big in Santa Barbara last night despite the News-Press efforts to push ol' Frank across the finish line...even the Three Stooges- Andy Caldwell, Joe Armendariz and Lanny Ebenstein- sang the praises of Frank but fell flat...all these guys used to call themselves gov't watchdogs but they simply are Wendy's lapdogs

sit Frank..SIT..good dog!
Measure C passed and the cops will finally get a better headquarters downtown...Wendy was against the measure so we know she really hates cops...

the city council will be mostly liberal now and that should drive the News-Press nuts...I bet that Wendy and Nipper will blame illegals for Frank Hotchkiss's loss...

now I see Cathy and PODER locking arms, marching militant-style up to the News-Press front door, banging on that door and demanding...demanding..


Monday, November 6, 2017

I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home

She said: "I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home, so you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam. "We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall. "And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall."

there was a time when you could get busted for DUI, hire News-Press pal and DUI lawyer Darryl Genis, run and pout to said News-Press and you'd get to write fictitious stories about law enforcement.... and you might get off scott-free and sue the cops/city for police brutality....and WIN A BIG SETTLEMENT!!!

of course, it helps if you are a conservative then you'd get special treatment from Wendy...and we know Wendy had lots of her pals busted for DUI or drugs..all victims of the big ol' meanie police

but those days are gone..people are waking up....Mallory Dies got killed by a drunk driver who was working for the Lois Capps camp...Lois is a liberal so the News-Press turned tail and did an investigative series on the drunk and Lois connection..the investigative reporter was Peter Lance, who got busted for DUI and ran to Wendy and she ran a front page series for him as he covered his own DUI hearings while defaming the cops... nutso!!

but those days are gone...Santa Barbara came up with a marketing plan to concentrate the drunks in one place: THE FUNK ZONE!!! so now the cops go down there and lecture the kiddies on the dangers of drunk driving instead of chasing them around town

but now I hear where the principal of Santa Ynez Valley High School was busted for DUI and he's on administrative leave...the SYV Star and Noozhawk had the story by the same reporter..Noozhawk was once sympathetic to drunk drivers, but they are starting to sober up..

the SYV school board is trying to soften up the crime and the guy's father is on the school board!!!

Darryl's in jail for tax evasion so who do the drunks hire to represent them? I don't know but I do know the principal should resign if he is guilty... 

I don't care who his daddy is

Sunday, November 5, 2017


of a thousand dreams

FOX News and the News-Press created the fake news, but the conservatives just blamed the New York Times for it...

in Sunday's News-Press, we have a situation whereby Wendy wants to censor an enemy, Cathy Murillo's former hubby, David Pritchett for axing a question at a recent debate..the event was hosted by KEYT and sexy but stern Beth anchored it while CJ, Jerry Roberts and Tom Bolton asked questions...

Jerry Roberts asked Frank Hotchkiss, Wendy's little sycophant, why he denies climate change and Frank's response was go read the News-Press article..I chuckled and said to myself: right on cue, Frank

now Pritchett's question was fair game: how much money do you make? the News-Press has pried into public workers' salaries so why shouldn't we know how much the mayoral candidates make, which would be in addtion to the mayor's salary ($50000/year) and any pensions/benefits...

Frank says it's none of your business..again, right on cue Frank..but a check of the internet will tell you Frank's net worth which ain't all that much and probably why he wants to ride on Wendy's gravy train

now the News-Press is wanking about the question because they don't like who asked it!!

if Trump has his daughter running our foreign policy, why can't Cathy's ex ask a question?

because Wendy likes free speech only when it benefits her, that's why..

and they must be worried that Cathy will beat Frank in the election next week

Friday, November 3, 2017

The House of the Rising Sun

oh mother tell your children not to do what I have done

Frank Hotchkiss is a whore...you don't want to elect a whore for mayor, do you Santa Barbara??

Frank works in the whorehouse down the street called the News-Press doing whatever Madame Wendy McCuckoo tells him to do....


I knew a gal once from Idaho..you know what she told me?



Monday, October 30, 2017


You baked today. I can smell fresh bread on you. Sometime today, you cooked with salt pork. Smell that on you, too. You smell all over like soap: you took a bath. And, on top of that, you smell all over like a woman. I could find you in the dark, Mrs. Lowe, and I'm only part Indian.


I do not trust fat Republican chicks!!! or skinny ones for that matter...

SARAH SANDERS: "The President doesn't recall [his foreign policy advisor] George Papadopoulos."
DONALD TRUMP: "I have one the best memories in history."

but I always wondered what happened to fat chick Nancy Crawford -Hall..Wendy's soul sister in crime...after she folded her weekly paper the Santa Ynez Journal and blamed gov't unions, she disappeared..but she still owns the big ranch and is neighbors with the Chumash Indians in Santa Ynez...goddam uppity Indians, give them an inch and they take a mile..same with the uppity black football players protesting discrimination before every football game now..I have never been discriminated against so I don't know what their problem is...

but the Chumash have forced Nancy to hire lawyer Barry Capello who used to do Wendy's dirty work until she unleashed him..but still he's humping the legs of rich Republican ladies!!! what a punk!!

apparently, these white folks don't want the redskins to build houses on CAMP 4- pristine ag land right next to Nancy's isolated hog ranch, the Lucas Ranch or san lucas or something

now I live in Carpinteria for a reason..it's beautiful, right next to the ocean, highway's close by for a quick getaway..and we got mountain views that are killer!

I think Nancy and some of the hill folk in the SY valley have cabin fever..been holed-up too long and see every change as a threat...

the irony is Davy Crockett aka Fess Parker sold the Indians the land!!! DAVY CROCKETT!!!


Sunday, October 29, 2017

Who Knows Where The Time Goes

Across the evening sky, all the birds are leaving Oh but then you know, it was time for them to go

it was a cold, gray October Saturday day...I was burning incense, drinking green tea with ginger and listening to rocknroll all day.."I WENT DOWN TO THE CROSSROADS, FELL DOWN ON MY KNEES" sang Cream.. I turned the stereo way up

I checked my watch and then the calendar...Oct 28 2017...2017!!! AARP, Social Security!! WTF is going on!! where'd the time go??

I head off to see Collins and Stills helplessly hoping they're still alive..they're in their 70s you know....I love the Arlington neighborhood-used to live here with an old girlfriend..wonder if she's still alive..or maybe she's undead

I'm dressed in black like Johnny Cash....I pose in front of the Arlington Theater..I feel cool

I see State Street is hopping with people...you can smell the restaurants cranking out tasty dinners and everyone seems happy....some guy is pacing up and down, asking people for extra tickets...

I see some chicks from Carp and a chick, Kathleen, who was on the city council years ago..man, she sure looks different..dressed to kill in black leather jacket and miniskirt and heels... I guess you never really know a woman till you see her legs!! YOOOWWWW!!

I wish all city council chicks looked like this!

the show starts at 8:00pm with a singer named Ben...forgot his last name but he was pretty good...the place is packed

then Stills and Collins hit the stage and start singing and playing with a three-man backup band..."Handle Me With Care" a little tribute to Tom Petty

the very beautiful Judy Collins is supposedly 78 years old but she looks around 48 and sounds like an angel... Stills was in good shape at 72..hit a few blue notes but when they clicked, it was awesome...a really lovely version of "So Begins The Task" from the Manassas album..Judy happily singing harmony and playing rhythm on a beautiful Martin 12-string...Stills played an army of expensive guitars..Fender Strat and a big blonde Gretsch plus some Martins...all worth a fortune

they did a new song, Cohen's 'Everybody Knows' from the new album.. it was thrilling.. just beautiful...

no pictures allowed and they teased and joked with the audience about cell phones ..they told stories about each other and the start of the folk music scene..Judy did solo versions of Leonard Cohen's 'Suzanne' which was stirring to say the least...and Joni Mitchell's 'Both Sides, Now'....I was pretty much in Heaven at that point...her voice is amazing and everyone was oohing and ahhing and the duo got about ten standing ovations thruout the night

some political stuff interspersed from two old folkies hit the spot

Stephen and Judy rocked out with 'For what It's Worth' and 'Bluebird' from the Springfield days..Stills' guitar playing was insane...

they did two encores..'Houses' from Collins and Suite: Judy Blue Eyes..the middle and ending which had everyone on their feet again

then a curtain call with the band and that was it...the concert was a grand affair....the Arlington is a gem ...the songbook from these icons is stellar.... these two are the real deal and their music has given me great joy over the years..and it still does....

man, that was a good night