Thursday, July 30, 2015

Sugar Shack

You can understand why I've got to get back
To that sugar shack, whoa baby
To that sugar shack


the guest mouthpiece at the News-Press, C. Andrew Caldwell, says he used to be a "safety manager" at a sugar must be true because he got Wendy as a sugar mama and now I see one of Andy's sugar daddies died..Cowboy Willy Chamberlin up in the valley..Willy was a failed supervisor and had an odd boner for former supes Gail Marshall and Susan Rose...Willy and Andy dubbed them the "Twisted Sisters" because the ladies had more power than Andy or Willy...both dudes were always trying to dictate policy from the cheap seats (public comment)..imagine that, grown men calling county supervisors names because they don't agree with their immature!

now I saw old Willy boy once at a Fiesta Rodeo and he was bent and skinny, like an old mule...and he leased land to Greka Oil at one time..then I heard he wanted to lease some land for a Woodstock type celebration.. I guess he got a little hippie in him...Cosmic Cowboy...

Andy was Willy's big dumb sock puppet..what ever Willy told Andy to say, he said it..the problem is the hicks in the valley are poor politicians..gotta be savvy, even with the cowboy personna

well I guess Gail and Suze get the last laugh..

speaking of oil, there's another slick off shore's a sheen similar to the Summerland sheen but alot bigger....hmmmm

and the dentist who shot the big beautiful lion Cecil for a trophy...not a reason to kill anything but the idiot dentist shot the big cat with a bow and arrow, tracked him for 40 minutes, then shot him with a gun and cut his head off....

I'm speechless

Tuesday, July 28, 2015


*Edelweiss... Every morning you greet me Small and white, clean and bright You look happy to meet me

is there anything more annoying that watching a retard try to bag your groceries? I mean really...I buy about ten items, I pay the pretty clerk for them, then I gotta wait while the mongrel bagger tries to figure out what goes the bag!!!

so I'm relieved that Haggen, the new elite grocery store in Carp and SB has decided to do away with the retards...well they call 'em developmentally disabled but we can't have these imbeciles representing Haggen...I don't know about you, but they make me uncomfortable...

if we had let Hitler complete his dream of a superior race, Program T4, where the extermination of children and adults with disabilities was carried out, we wouldn't have all these defectives running around looking for jobs and making me uncomfortable!

one place I know fer sure won't hire half wits is the Public Market in SB...sure the place is incomprehensible, but I was reading a paper and saw a big ad about flowers at the Public Market..I could barely understand what the ad was saying so how is a changeling gonna?

and the eateries: Culture Counter, I’a Fish Market, Forager's Pantry....well they make me feel special and superior..

and flawless

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Train in Vain

Well some things you can explain away...

ok, I see Scott Creepleton's story on the porn professor again wherein he injects his own opinions..totally yellow and biased... Wendy fired duct tape reporters for this same conduct ...mainly because they didn't show rightwing bias! geez Wendy what a low will you stoop to scavenge up a few dead readers???

so the case was the sentencing of Mireille Miller-Young  for bitchslapping the short Jesus gals...I wish she would've clocked them hard enough to knock some sense into their empty little heads..and the mom..the Jesus freak lawyer mom, Mother Short,  is using her daughters for anti-abortion propaganda...

well the Jesus gals harassed a pregnant woman.... where's the trial for that??

beleaguered Judge Brian Hill gave Mirielle some time to explore her temper issues which as we know are not the issue.. I swear to God the Santa Barbara justice system is very dysfunctional..way too slow..justice delayed is justice denied, right Bri???

with a few exceptions like Judge Donna Geck.. I like her..she seems smart unlike Brian Hill who looks like a dummy

Mike vs Wendy
ok so now we got Wendy vs ex-employee Mike Eliason...wrongful termination case..Mike complained about Wendy's mold issues and Wendy fired him...what a douchebag Wendy is!!

"Plaintiff claims that after he was terminated, McCaw and Katich told at least four businesses in the Santa Barbara area that plaintiff had been fired and not to hire him. Plaintiff’s first amended complaint ("FAC"), filed on June 12, 2015, alleges causes of action for (1) violation of Labor Code Section 1102.5, (2) violation of Labor Code Section 6310, (3) wrongful termination in violation of public policy, (4) intentional interference with prospective economic advantage, and (5) negligent interference with prospective economic advantage."

and Judge Geck has issued a tentative ruling because Wendy has been tossing subpoenas around like frisbees..she wants info from the police, Noozhawk and any and all of Eliason's work history and medical records and on and on...well Judge Geck took some of those subpoena frisbees and tossed them right back at Wendy....the judge squashed them

"discovery" is the issue....what can Wendy look at without invading privacy..well Team Wendy has a history of trying to throw as much mud at the wall to see what will stick..Peter Lance's series in the News-Press did that..what a monster Peter is!!!

but Judge Geck denied Wendy's big subpoenas and modified order for Wendy to win the wrongful termination suit, she needs to scrape up some bad stuff about Eliason....

but I think the case favors Mike and the payout could be big

Friday, July 24, 2015

You Are My Sunshine

my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are gray

well let's see if we can figure this out...Maslow had the Hierarchy of Needs....mine were fulfilled years ago and now I'm just floating thru life happy as a where are clams on the list I don't know...but fried clams from Boston are awesome!!

now I know woman is at the top of the evolutionary pyramid although sometimes I wonder why....then there's men,  monkeys, then hummingbirds, then maybe horses, cats and dogs...

so woman is at the top which gives her the responsibility to watch over the others, on down the STEP IT UP, LADIES!!

The Rev Pat Robertson claims that gay marriage will encourage guys to have sex with animals..well I got news for you,'s already happening in the deep south..goats and hillbillies and all that

a woman breast-feeding a lucky kid...animals can't top that and if you don't breast feed your child, he will turn out to be killer, sanctuary city or not

I guess it's a dog eat dog kinda world..somedays you eat the bear, somedays the bear eats you

well, I will leave you with an old Chinese proverb:
A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Summer in the City

back of my neck gettin' dirt and gritty

while Judge Brian Hill may go easy on drunk drivers and puppy torturers, that's no reason to threaten him or his family...let's get some perspective and if you don't like any incumbent, recall him or can criticize all you want, but don't threaten or you'll end up in jail with that crazy Chinaman!

now I hear that the City of Santa Barbara is going to sue Plains All American Pipeline for the Refugio Oil first I couldn't make the connection or see how the City was affected but they say bad press hurts tourism..untrue! Wendy's been using her News-Press to dump on the City of Santa Barbara for years and the TOT are up...

however, I did go to the beach in SB by Fess Parker's to check it out...I did my own oil fingerprinting tests and the results were staggering but not unexpected...I found lots of tar on the sand, in the seaweed and many samples had Texas and Plains written all over them! BUSTED!!! so the city has a solid legal case...


I cruised by the DESAL plant and it appears the city wants to make the same mistake it made when they built it and voted for state water in the I guess suing Plains Oil could pay for the desal plant upgrade

upon returning home, I stopped by Santa Claus Lane and what was once a casual 1950s surf spot is a busy 2015 strip mall and I'm pissed...there's the Rain for Rent trailers, CALTRANS messy dirt pile and this monstrous development rising in the the Hell did this get approved??? it looks like a big Goleta apartment house complex..ENCINA ROYALE!!!

STOP THE GODDAM over-'s getting way too crowded here and that creates stress and anxiety for me...

and you never know when I could go off...that is no promise, that's a threat

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Time Alone

Oh, the grace that true love holds / When hearts grow weary for time alone
I have a special place in my heart for child abusers...I hate them...death penalty for child abuse and will gladly perform the execution

the fat piggish Minuteman chick Shawna Forde who killed 9 year old Brisenia Flores..the News-Press as we know is friends with the Minutemen....the child killers and child molestors

the latest child killer is some moron named Robert Leroy Wilson ...the kid from Goleta, Jack Garcia was beaten to death by the mom's boyfriend...aided and abetted by the mom's brother..all this is allegedly

but the fact is Jack is dead..the poor kid was being cared for by monsters who cared not a bit for him..this is inconceivable to me...I thank the folks who cared for me when I was a kid...I never once feared them...mostly, they spoiled me a little and were always loving...we fought yeah, but just the normal stuff...

I saw some of the stories and pictures..there were vigils held in Maryland....Santa Barbara held a vigil for Davey the Dog, but not for Jack the kid.....although I'm not surprised given the old dog women who populate since Wendy moved here...

the story of Davey the dog was bad but the story of Jack the kid is unfathomable

Nine-year-old boy beaten to death by mother and uncle for 'stealing a birthday cake' had been 'handcuffed every day for up to three hours a day in the week leading up to fatal assault'
Doctor found Jack Garcia's head injuries and extensive bruising came from numerous beatings and were consistent with torture, police said
The boy's mother Oriana Garcia and his uncle Jacob Barajas are facing second-degree murder and first-degree child-abuse charges
Garcia's boyfriend Robert Leroy Wilson is being held on assault and child-abuse charges
Garcia and Barajas told investigators Wilson inflicted the fatal injuries after Barajas had handcuffed Jack because he was suspected of stealing a cake

quick justice for Jack..fry these punks

By Associated Press and Reporters

so there it is....three idiots killed a Goleta kid for no reason.....people who were supposed to love and protect him instead tortured and killed him...

RIP Jack