Friday, April 29, 2011

nothing from nothing

leaves nothing...

to be or not to be....
so I got a reply from the Lompoc District Attorney McBeth about the owls sittuation...I asked him why he didn't prosecute the Nature Con or National Parks Service for killing thousands of animals, including owls, in the name of biodiversity...he said he couldn't comment on the Channel Islands killings or the News-Press bias and that his office prosecutes cases brought to him by law enforcement; he said that any newspaper story on the owls, such as the News-Press, would have no bearing on any case brought before him....Jim Solis, the Fish and Game warden has not responded to my email..and the petition from #69 to create a registry for animal abusers needs 20000 signatures but only has gotten 1300 so far...this whole issue should be dropped immediately....

rock snot
in a move that will surely piss off outfitters like LL Bean and Cabellas , some states,thanks to the Dept of Fish and Game, are starting to ban felt soled waders...these shoes are popular among anglers in rivers and streams, but the Fish and Game folks think they are an environmental hazard! they say the waders spread algae known as rock snot: The soles, valued by anglers as sure-footed protection in slippery places, can trap spores and larvae of non-native plants and animals, allowing the invaders to hitchhike by shoe from one stream to another.
I'll have more on this later but as you can see, folks have gone over the edge with nativism..this could be the silliest thing vis a vis biodiversity that I've ever seen... but we'll have some fun with it later!!
peristroika
yes, it's true...Nipper hs joined the common folks and moved his forum at Nippers.com to Facebook due to the Russian Spam that took over the old site.. I guess Wendy wouldn't spring for a new web host!! Facebook..hey, maybe that's where the News-Press is headed!!

the fat lady finally sang...
week after week, fat lady Nancy Crawford Hall owner of the Santa Ynez Valley Journal has been promising evidence of voter fraud, specifically from unions..week after week Nancy has been saying stay tuned..next week she'lll have more.. be patient..it will all be brought to light...then finally on Thursday, she gives us the big proof: NOTHING!! ZIP!! NADA!!...

and she blames the gov't: We would have presented this to you a couple of weeks ago, but we wanted to make sure that you could learn what we have discovered about voting in Santa Barbara County and then express your opinion directly to your elected representative.
Unfortunately, we have discovered that our government employees have made it virtually impossible for the ordinary citizen to communicate with them. Why is this? Do they not want to hear from us? It certainly seems so as you can no longer email directly to a representative but must go through some unknown clearinghouse first. So do they actually ever see your emails or faxes? I wonder. I keep thinking that there is a huge garbage can under the fax machine so that they don’t ever have to be bothered with our thoughts. How does that make you feel? It doesn’t engender good feelings for me.

then she gives a link to a lame video on Youtube about voter fraud???? she couldn't just admit she had nothing, and instead kept firng blanks at the working class and students..pretty silly...but typical teabagger thinking.....

with gas prices rising and oil companies reporting huge profits while reaping tax benefits, people are starting to realize the unions ie, working class have nothing to do with the budget shortfalls..all that money is held by the big corporations and tax exempt non-profits....and you and I are paying for it....maybe Nancy and Wendy can do a story on that!!!

Thursday, April 28, 2011

back in the USSR

Moscow girls make me sing and shout...

well I haven't seen Dr. Laura walking around like her usual perky self lately..and I became concerned...I went down to the Harbor and looked for her boat..maybe she was on it and meditating as she is known to do....I saw some starfish, some boats, some water, some sand, some restaurnants, some cars, some people, some grass, some city workers, some weeds..but no Dr. Laura...I walked around and stopped for a bowl of clam chowda and it was gooood!

then I went over to City College and ran around the fake grass and red track..WTF happened to the real grass and dirt track??
I was saddened somewhat, then I looked up and there was a grassy knowl and some Russian chick came running toward me with long flowing hair complaining about Marty Blum and Nipper....I said sorry I can't help you, did you take over the Nipper.com website..there's nothing but Russian spam over there now..she said Nipper and Eringer are investigating it as a commie plot...

then I saw a wee figure over on the grass with the ocean juxtaposed behind her..it was Dr. Laura!! I couldn't believe my eyes..she was in a wheelchair, wearing thick dark glasses and being aided by a guide dog.....I said: Dr. Laura what happened?? she said ..who's there? I said Mick....she said..haven't you done enough already?? I said..yeah... and went off to look for that Russian chick....

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

ain't misbehavin'

dress code initiated for downtown Santa Barbara...you must wear a coat and tie or skirt no higher than your kneecaps so you don't scare councilmembers Frank Hotchkiss or Randy Rowse!!

who are the two most frightened human beings in Santa Barbara? Frank Hotchkiss and Randy Rowse...both SB City council members brought to the agenda AGAIN the behavior of certain folks who gather downtown..why do they keep doing this? the same old people with the same old stories..."we're afraid to walk on State Street" they cry because the poor folks make them feel uncomfortable..

they want certain behavior controlled, outlawed so some other people don't feel uncomfortable...Frank and Randy insist they are not targeting any particular group but we all know they are targeting the homeless...they just don't have the balls to say it...POOR PEOPLE ARE BAD FOR BUSINESS and they want to round them up and put them in jail!!

the fact of the matter is you can't control my behavior in a free society if I'm not breaking the law...if there is a crime wave in the downtown area, and there isn't, get some cops down there...the city council should fire Cam Sanchez and get a real cop in there to manage the police force effectively....I visit downtown Santa Barbara and have NEVER felt threatened or afraid, except maybe by a drunk in a Mercedes or talking on a cell phone!

but these clowns Rowse and Hotchkiss are just trying to please the Milpas Association, a group of anti-homeless who has monopolized the council meetings! Rowse even went so far to say you should be arrested if you flip someone off downtown... eat it dude!!!

ever heard of FREEDOM OF SPEECH guys....if I want to be uncivil and you can't handle it, that's not my problem, that's your problem....Hotchkiss says he wants to arrest somebody if they are screaming, usually some mentally ill person...he says it might scare a person with a little kid in tow...talk about over-protective..this is pure nonsense and a waste of the council's time....if mentally ill people scare you, then you should support programs that help them modify their behaviors so they aren't screaming at the moon....and the few business owners crying about crime on their properties: hire a private security service!

and the funny thing is: the SB MUNI code says you can't solicit money from people in a public roadway..can't go out in the street and ask for money from cars at stop signs or signals; yet, once a year the firefighters do EXACTLY that to raise money for some charity..they go out in public traffic and ask drivers to put money in a boot for Jerry's Kids!! what a bunch of hypocrites..Santa Barbara has a mix of all types downtown..it's street theater..that's what downtowns were created for!! get over it!!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

my little chickadees...

2 who it may koncirn...

I have kidnapped 5 baby chickens..i did it on Easter and i done it for a reeason..the reesson I done it was to get a girl to kiss me and treet me nise!

if that there dont happin..and I meen soon, um gonna kill anuther baby chicken until I git a kiss! or if yuo perfer, you kan sho me your boob, eether one, one or the other...

sinsearly... Mick

Monday, April 25, 2011

climb every mountain...

follow every rainbow..till you find your dream!

ok so what's up with Wendy's infatuation with Kathy Ireland?? all of a sudden, Ms Kathy is appearing every few months on the front page of the News-Press..well I think I know why....Wendy is in love with Kathy and here's how I know: Kathy looks sorty like Rob Lowe in a wig so there's a weird sexual tranference there and Kathy and Wendy dress up like animals when Kathy comes over to Hope Ranch and they run around the grounds like wood nymphs and that turns Wendy on! thank God I got Freud to help me figure these things out...

Kathy and Wendy...you know what,the advertisers and folks who willingly do stories with the News-Press should be ashamed of themselves.....I'm half thinking to call a boycott of the businesses who advertise in the News-Press..then they'll really be in the dark!! btw, the dufus in the N-P TV commercial by the lamp shade is Fred Mariea, the director of advertising...should be the director of false advertising!!

anyway...these two bitches, Wendy and Kathy, are starting to give me a headache, but as I'm watching the Wizard of Oz last night and after weeping at the end of the Sound of Music earlier, I became manically optimistic that good will triumph over wickedness..and Wendy is wicked...now, the next time I see her I will throw a cup of water on her and see if she melts....

ok...does Jesus know about Kathy's shady business practices with folks who do her dirty work... her use of sweatshops to make her line of clothing; or her exploitation of the Gee Bend quiltmakers in Alabama.....(google them)

Four Brooklyn garment factories, including one that produced clothing for a line that Kmart sells under the Kathy Ireland label, have been raided by law enforcement officials, and their owners and managers have been arrested for operating sweatshops, the Brooklyn District Attorney said yesterday.
One of the factories, at 900 60th Street in Sunset Park, made women's suits and jackets for the label of Ms. Ireland, an actress and model perhaps best known for her appearances in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.
In a case that once more linked celebrity endorsements to sweatshops, Ms. Ireland expressed dismay yesterday at the charge that a shop producing for her line submitted workers to hazardous conditions and paid some less than the minimum wage.
Ms. Ireland said she would cooperate with the authorities against such practices involving her line, taking a posture similar to that of Kathie Lee Gifford, the television host, after a labor advocate disclosed that her clothing line, sold by Wal-Mart, was being made by children working long hours for low wages in Honduran factories.



remember Kathy, Jesus loves the little children, too....

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Hoppy Easter!

"Jesus comes first" says Kathy Ireland, confessing her love for the mysterious dude..

oh boy..the Saturday News-Press left me nearly speechless...first of all we got a front page story about Kathy Ireland's relationship with Jesus, who she said taught her how to love....her Dancing with the Stars co-star!!!

the story, penned by Carolyn Bolton who for all I know may be Michael Bolton's wife, uses words like inerrant and refers to a young Kathy as an "18 years old", goes on to explain: Ms. Ireland said God gave her the ability to love her former "Dancing with the Stars" partner, Tony Dovolani, during a time when the two of them "didn't hit it off at all"... "we were so different," says Kathy, "he was stunned that I didn't have manicured hands; I was stunned that he did"....
I'm stunned that people can be this stoopid! ....but I'm glad Jesus came to your rescue, Kathy, and he lightened your load!

when I read that, I started to laugh out loud..that was the silliest Jesus story I've ever seen...Dancing with the Stars??? this is the reality these folks live in!! it's absurd! it's frivolous!! it's unbelievable!! it's ridiculous....

then the News-Press continues its trial and conviction of the Lompoc boys who allegedly killed the owlets...Steepleton goes over the edge giving the ID of a juvenile falsely claiming he had just turned 18, and giving out personal information!! the boys should save every article by the News-Press and present a case of libel/bias/harrassment...and ask for six figure damages.... HANG HER HIGH, FELLAS!!

I sent emails to the Fish and Game Jim Solis and the District Att McBeth in Lompoc asking for their opinions about why the Nature Con and National Parks Service weren't prosecuted for killing THOUSANDS of unique Channel Island animals..waiting for replies...there's a much more important story here than the owls and that is the unethical behavior of the News-Press..although no one is surprised...and due to the News-Press yellow journalism "reporting", any charges against the boys should be dropped!! so let's wait and see if the DA has any backbone...

my observation of Easter won't be around bunny rabbits, Easter eggs, candy, wealthy white girls and such...it will be observed humbly as a Catholic should...a Catholic who sees thru all the bullshit of organized religion, and Calvary churches who worship money...no sir..I'll have none of that....you know, there is a movement of young Christians that realizes Nature and God are one...these folks are rejecting the old snake oil religion salesmen like Billy Graham and Pat Robertson ....they are going forth with the humilty of St. Francis of Assisi: Honored by the Catholic Church as the Patron Saint of animals and ecology, and even Italy, St. Francis was the founder of the Order of Friars Minor, more popularly known as the Franciscans. He is also considered the first Italian poet by literary critics. Apart from being regarded as valuable religious texts, his works have great literary value as well. For the ease of the commoners, Francis always wrote in a dialect of Umbria, instead of Latin. St. Francis called for simplicity of life, poverty and humility before God. He led his life serving the poor and needy.
yeah..just some good old fashioned spirituality that doesn't require you be a bigot, a child molestor, a homophobe, a moneyhound, or a freaking anal conservative....the Catholic church has strayed far beyond its purpose with nitwits like Kathy Ireland using God for absurd claims and to make money!!

but....I am very optimistic the new Christians will walk the walk and talk the talk.....and the talk says nothing about with Dancing with the Stars.....

Saturday, April 23, 2011

foot locker...

cleanliness..is next to Godliness...

I don't know what's going on but I think I've slipped down the rabbit hole...the front page of the News-Press was more objectionable than anything I've ever done or seen on this blog..I think the Queen of Hope Ranch is trying to outgross me!! and gross me out!

the headline is bad enough: "Footwashing, feast assist the poor as Easter approaches"....I immediately lost my appetite....

then I see SB Councilman Grant House wearing rubber gloves, washing some dude's feet....do we need to see such foreplay on the front page of the News-Press?? but at least Grant uses protection unlike the Pope!!

I don't get this at all!! if you get to the point where you can't wash your own feet and you need a politician to help you, you might as well pack it in!! but the alternative is easy: turn on the shower, and get in for five minutes and your whole body is clean!!

this event was sponsored by a non-profit called Willbridge....ok fine but is this what people are thinking about nowadays...how to help the poor and humiliate them at the same time..this is exactly what the Unity Shoppe does!!
the event should be an incentive for the poor to climb out of their situation and live life on their own terms...just think, instead of Grant House, you could have a hot blonde at your feet, looking up at you like she wants to brutalize you, in a good way....that's possible fellas, but you gotta work for it!!

and Grant..I don't know what to say...except I'll never ever shake your hand again...

Friday, April 22, 2011

losing my religion...

when Black Friday comes....

so I'm sitting here in front of my slow ass computer..so slow this morning I'm almost in tears..I'm sitting here waiting for the stock market to open...so I check my stocks and can't get any quotes...I wipe an actual tear from my eye then realize it's Good Friday and the market is closed!! CLOSED!! but why?

Good Friday (from the senses pious, holy of the word "good"), is a religious holiday observed primarily by Christians commemorating the crucifixion of Jesus ...

oh, I see..the world has to stop so the goddam Christians can commemorate the crucifixtion of Jesus...or is that crucifiction...as in fiction....WTF is with these people? look at me, I get crucified airyday and nobody calls a holiday for it...

geez, can't you keep you psycho religion to yourselves?? you want me to obey the bible and to what God wants..start killing goats and little children..sacrificing little children..is that what you want? is that why I can't make any money today??

fuck Christians, fuck you today!!

Thursday, April 21, 2011

outbloodyrageous...

I'm outraged!

the "freshest news in Santa Barbara" ??? only a moron would believe that crap!! have you seen the Noozehawk logo?? it's a dead hawk!! A DEAD HAWK!!

I have placed calls to #69, Wayne Pacelle, Daryll Hannah, People for a Humane World, Animal Planet, the Nature Con and the National Parks Service...

killing hawks and displaying them as your logo should be a felony and these murderers at Noozhawk should be thrown in jail!! it's a fact that if you display this type of macabre artwork an adult then you probably doodled as a child!!

shame on Noozhawk.... please sign a petition to make this a felonious felony!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

candles in the wind...

but who could hold a candle to Marilyn Monroe?

well.. I 've talked about fat girls but I've never actually done a comparison between certain girl types...maybe it's time to do that...let's say we compare blondes vs redheads...I can do that..I'll try not to get too graphic...I can get graphic but some of you are easily offended...I could be real graphic like a graphic artist..I could get so graphic that some of you girls would run crying to you mommies..then you know what I'd do....I'd do your mommies..hahha!

but really...mmmm... ok so blondes...when I saw Marilyn as a kid I was enthralled..she was so ...je ne sais quoi..it was like someone cut out a paper doll and shined a flashlight thru her....she was so beautiful...light and feminine, a smile that could give you hope...and the blonde hair was so..so ...pretty?? sexy??...the kind of girl you would kill a baby owl for... maybe??


then we got redheads..they will eat you alive I've heard, so be careful guys!!!
and they got freckles! who has freckles?? redheads, that's who...Lindsay Lohen is a cute redhead until she went blonde and then went crazy...Lucy's was red...I dunno, never really wanted to kiss Lucy maybe it's cos she liked Cubano guys? altho I liked Dino Desi and Billy as a kid....Sigourney Weaver's pretty fine..the year of living dangerously would be me and her vacationing in Arizona.... but she likes gorillas...

so who wins?? and what about chicks with mustaches? I've seen some lately and they're not bad..I'm not talking about the Gee Gordon Liddy mustache, I'm talking a peach fuzz shadow....above her lips...and on her arms..hairy women are starting to attract me...but hairy or not, no matter how you slice it, if I had a dime for every stijve, for every trique, for every Stander, for every pau duro I've experienced thanks to a woman, I'd be a wealthy man...a wealthy man....

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

funny papers...

ok.. so Wendy's angry and defensive now as her frustrated grandiosity reaches the front page...I think we got her on the ropes!!


Sunday's front page reminded folks again about all the awards the News-Press has won from the California Newspaper Publishers Association....well someone told me that some facts were left out and sent this bit about the N-P TV ad with the dufus sitting by a lamp claiming to be in the dark without the News-Press... I thought it was pretty funny..so here it is...

"The News-Press has a television ad running in which people talk about why they subscribe. It ends with a man sitting by a lamp, saying: "I read the News-Press every day, because without it, I'm in the dark." Then he switches the lamp off.

Well if you read Scott Steepleton's story on Sunday about the annual newspaper awards handed out by the California Newspaper Publishers Association, you'd STILL BE IN THE DARK.

Steepleton, er, the News-Press, neglected to tell you about all the other local papers that won awards, among them:

The Daily Sound, one award; the Lompoc Record, two awards; the Santa Maria Sun, one award; the Santa Maria Times, four awards; the Santa Ynez Valley News, five awards.

And by the way, the Ventura County Star won eight awards, including a second-place for General Excellence. Among the Star's other awards were first-places for Best Writing, Best Online Coverage, Best Video and Best Website, in the same circulation size category in which the News-Press competed.

And would you believe the Santa Cruz Sentinel, another beach city newspaper, but with even smaller circulation than the News-Press, actually won 15 awards, TEN of them first place!

I'll put my lampshade back on now"......

Monday, April 18, 2011

At Seventeen...

pity please the ones who serve, they only get what they deserve....

so Wendy is "outraged" at two 17 year old Lompoc boys for killing four owls, yet she says nothing when wolves, owls, pigs, hawks, falcons and horses are killed by conservation groups she supports in the name of biodiversity! I say we make hypocrisy a felony!!

it looks likes WENDY ACTUALLY WROTE a fuming editorial about the four owls killed by teenagers in Lompoc and boy did she let loose on them...I think though that she's really mad at me for confronting her and Nipper at the Garden Party! Wendy screams and I quote: "only a moron would expect any sane person to believe that crap" to the excuse given by the boys as to why they killed the owls..they said it was a mercy killing...who knows? was Wendy there? I wasn't...and she goes on to plead: make this a felony! sign petitions!! and of course #69 has a petition for you to sign....

the boys in question are at an age where killing animals is not unusual....learning about life requires killing..I snuck up on two doves once and shot them from behind when I was 16...plugged 'em both...dropped 'em..dressed them and we ate them...of course, as you grow you learn what and when you should kill; feeding polywogs to snapping turtles was fun as kids..the turtles ripped those suckers apart..there was blood everywhere!! as you grow up, you learn about life and what you should and shouldn't do...and unless you decide you enjoy killing and become a psychopathic murderer, a kid growing up should not be a crime...and Wendy calls the boys "killers" and "murderers" ....animals aren't murdered, people are.....BTW guys, I'd sue the News-Press for slander or libel or words I never heard in the bible!! go for it!! so Wendy has lost all perspective if she had any to begin with ...and now she is taking her faux- rage out on two teenage boys....no, they shouldn't be prosecuted or executed; they shouldn't be in jail ..
the NPS and Nature Conservancy ADULTS are the ones who should be jailed..kids learn from adults... and if adults are shooting pigs and wolves from helicopters, killing non target species like hawks and owls by poisoning an island with black rats on it, why pick on the kids??

For ecologist Josh Donlan, director of the nonprofit Advanced Conservation Strategies, there was no question that the last few eagles should be shot. Donlan works frequently on islands, where interventions are often aggressive. He tells the story of Anacapa Island, a Channel Island whose tiny size and rocky face made it inhospitable to foxes. Non-native black rats were the problem there: The Park Service feared they were eating the eggs of the rare Xantus murrelet (named for the same Xantus who gave the spotted owl its Latin binomial), preventing it and other birds from nesting. After taking populations of the native deer mice into captivity and relocating most raptors, the Park Service spread rodent poison, knowing that some falcons, owls and hawks would die from eating the toxic rats.... now there's a crime....covering Anacapa Island with poison...

the point is simply: boys.... don't do this anymore..take some biology courses, and spend your future fighting the hypocrites like Wendy McCuckoo, the Nature Con and the National Parks Service..all who sanction killing in the name of biodiversity and money.... and boys, if you are prosecuted, you can use the non-native defense.... just tell them you thought the owls were invasive....and you'll be hailed as heroes.....

Sunday, April 17, 2011

things we said today...

verily I say unto thee, Thou shalt by no means come out thence, till thou hast paid the uttermost farthing...

Scott Steepleton has been re-writing his poor attempts at reporting for three days..each time a bit more confused...the story is about the young woman, Chelsea Jeanne Curtis, who drowned by Stearns Wharf recently..at least he mentioned that SB Bank and Trust has set up a fund for her kids..and Scott did replace the word "naked" with "disrobed" in a fit of conscience perhaps...I still think he should be fired for total incompetence...but Wendy only fires union supporters...

the Friday edition of the News-Press had no editorial..do you think homo Lanny is out of a job? probably not but what if Wendy and Nipper had fits of conscience and let him go.... that would be cool cos I could coinceivably run the News-Press now from my desk top..me calling the shots....with your help of course!

remember homo Andrew Breitbart, the guy whose luncheon at the Montecito Country Club was mocked right here..well, Andy and Sarah Palin showed up at a tax day rally in Wisconsin to support Gove Scott Walker, the little Koch sucker...Andy's crowd was outnumbered by union folks, about 5000 to 500..and Brietbart told the teachers and nurses to go to hell because they were dividing America!! no Andy, they are the backbone of America while you guys are the pampered princesses..and I am getting very tired of hearing about you and your wealthy friends try to steal the workers paychecks...as a matter fo fact, I'm not done with you yet....keep in touch and stay tuned....

gay studies..

Class..today we are going to talk about gay people..yes they are icky, but they will not shut up until they are allowed to marry....that's why we have the DOMA that weeping willow John Boehner supports....but the real threat to marriage is divorce, unless you're Wendy McCuckoo, then divorce makes alot of sense..cents!! ha ha... and there's Donald Rumsfled speaking at the Young Miss Armerica Foundation, Wendy's non-profit! Rummy admitted he was as queer as a Catholic priest... but the gays, the blacks and the Mexicans..these are the groups you need to watch because they all carry diseases...class dismissed...

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Earth to Santa Barbara...

Earth Day?? Earth Day??? I'll show you Earth Day!!

nothing annoys me more than EARTH DAY....not Republicans, not non-profits not even Wendy or Dr. Laura...EARTH DAY takes the cake..whoops, can we eat cake on Earth Day?? or will a dolphin die? it started out as a good idea but too many crazies have entered the fray..
we got people running around celebrating Native Plant week..they are encouraging everyone to plant native species....even SB Mayor Helene Schneider jumped on the bandwagon..I'm very disappointed in you Mayor....weeds/non natives or whatever you want to call them (I call them plants) play a vital role in the balance of nature...

I've said this before and I'll keep saying it until I am taking my last rapid & shallow breaths..LEAVE.... THE GODDAMM.. FENNEL... ALONE!! now, there's gonna be celebrations all over, people are encouraged to bike, walk and not use cars....be sustainable...sustainable..that's a word I don't want you to use anymore or there will be severe repercussions...and Daryl Hannah is getting an Environmental Award?? Daryl Hannah?? how much unsustainable plastic does this chick have in her face??? have you seen her face?? give her an Emmy and shut her up!! geez...

today, Earth Day is an excuse to waste tax money trying to restore everthing o it's native state..tell that to the wind which just blew a bunch of bull thistle seeds FROM GOD KNOWS WHERE... we got a full on thistle forest happening!!

I love it...a bunch of yuppiemuppiehippewuppies outsmarted by the wind!!

I invented green..I was green before these other bozos hopped on board..but you see, being green is recognizing the Gestalt of nature....and accepting the whole as a wonderful gift from the universe..see? that's green..go outside and love a spiky weed as bees and birds do..can you do that?? if you can, then you can call yourself green, otherwise you're just a punk like the mayor..like the minions poisoning and killing species that don't follow their rules....yeah, I like that..being green..I mean really green, is being rebellious.... There are laws in the village against weeds. The law says a weed is wrong and shall be killed. The weeds say life is a white and lovely thing And the weeds come on and on in irrepressible regiments...

Friday, April 15, 2011

Pedro the Gardener

In Concert!
Pedro, Yanni and Michael Bolton team up at the Chumash Casino to help launch my new non-profit: SAVE A BEAVER FOR ME, WILL YA?...

thanks guys!!

when I saw Pedro Nava at the Garden Party, I was not surprised....he's been hanging around Wendy like a poor Mexican looking for work...and Pedro knows his meal ticket depends on his animal rights stance...in other words, Pedro has turned into a conservative because there's more money in it for him..during the end of his term, Pedrobear was more concerned with an Ojai bear that got killed because he knew that folks like #69 and Wendy were involved....and Pedro is no dummy..the real money lies in wealthy divorcees and non-profits!!


and now he's hanging around Brooks Firestone, a drug (booze) pusher and polluter (Greka Oil)..the two have teamed up for redistricting purposes...look Pedro is mad because his wifey-poo lost to Das Williams..that's all...I mean, who teams up with Brooks Firestone? who listens to him....the guy is a moron..but he is wealthy by inheritance..and he wrote a book about valley animals that sold five copies...animals and money...there is a connection there...

It seems everyone is writing books about animals! but the literature is not quite on the same level as say...a Poe poem..the "Raven" for example....now there's a writer...or Emily Dickenson...Edna St Vincent Millay...they write about animals too...but it's not flowery...they write with great poetic wisdom...these other dunces like Firestone have trouble stringing sentences together.....

so anyway Pedro and Brooks have teamed up to try to redraw the voting districts to favor conservatives....both are upset that Das Williams won, although Pedrobear won't admit it, he hates Das..and cozying up with the animal conservatives keeps Pedro in the news...in full view of Wendy...I know he is looking for a spot on the gravy train..a place on Team Wendy....will she let him in? or will she keep stringing him along? Pedro looks kinda lost..the Dems have rejected him, so he's looking for solace in the conservatives, the animal lovers, the rich kids... and the wonderful world of non-profits!!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

endless sleep...

ethically challenged News-Press blames city workers for woman's death...

considering the number of people who go for early morning swims, I wondered if I would think it unusual to see a woman swimming by Stearn's Wharf early in the morning...a woman who wasn't screaming for help....who knows, maybe she was a member of the Polar Bear club, the folks who like to swim in cold water...maybe she was headed to the sauna next... and what if she were naked....at 4:00 in the morning would I even notice? people skinny dip all the time from Ledbetter to Butterfly beach..it's been happening for decades...I did it with girls, girls did it with me..we'd sneak out and go to the beach in the wee hours under the moon and swim..it was FUN!!! but we did it when no one was looking...

so when the windy day brought to my attention that the News-Press covered the story of a woman who drowned in the early morning hours by the Harbor, I grabbed the Monday paper and read it...Scott Steepleton wrote the story and instead of writing his own story about a woman's sad death, he copied the police report and twisted it to reflect the New-Press bias against gov't workers!

If you are employed at a newspaper, I would think you would go out and investigate, do some interviews and write your story...Now I wasn't there at 4:00AM, so I don't know what happened, but neither does Steepleton, even though it seems he was there: The secondary headline says: "City work crews saw her in chilly water but waited half hour to act." The "but waited half hour to act" is editorializing. In the second sentence Scott uses the word "naked" twice, telling readers that "others apparently watched her splash around naked in the chilly water for 30 minutes before calling anyone to help." What are you trying to suggest, Scott? That workers were getting their jollies watching a nude woman in the water? At 4 a.m. it's pretty dark out. How much could anyone see? And, according to the police report, she was swimming...


not that I'm surprised the News-Press would stoop this low...but if you report on a story about a young woman's life cut short by a sad drowning incident, that should be your focus...however, the News-Press bias against gov't workers has become pathological.... Steepleton is simply trying to score brownie-nose points with snooty Wendy...but Scott...you little piece of shit...you should be ashamed of yourself...that as the shoddiest reporting I've ever seen...using this woman's death to editorialize against unions and city workers is pathetic....you are on my radar now... big time.. so watch out, big boy....we've only just begun... and the News-Press should start a fund for Chelsea's kids....as an apology...

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

a dogwing conspiracy...

good morning Wendy and Nipper!!

Michael Vick vs the Nature Conservancy, USHS, Defenders of Wildlife, Center for Biological Diversity, and so on.... the Center for Biological Diversity and Defenders of Wildlife are among the ten conservation groups who signed on to the wolf killings in Idaho! I think Michael Vick is an ignorant scumbag too...but comparing what he did versus the NPS and Nature Conservancy, I think there's a problem of selective outrage among my white brothers and sisters...and I think the NPS and Nature Con are scumbags, too

SANTA CRUZ ISLAND, Calif. — Norm Macdonald rises each morning with the sun, grabs his .223-caliber rifle and slips into the passenger seat of a tiny, doorless helicopter for another day of shooting pigs. As the chopper skims over rugged terrain, Macdonald scans dozens of simple fence traps he’s set up for the thousands of wild swine that have overrun this Southern California island. When there are pigs in the traps — and there always are — Macdonald leans out and pumps two bullets into each animal: One for the heart and one for the head.


now I know Nature can be brutal, raw and uncensored but there are checks and balances at work...and it's self-correcting if we leave things alone...pretty easy..just leave things alone mostly... the US Humane Society has opinions about killing...they are all over the place..it's ok it's not ok..go after some people but not others.... Michael Vick went to prison for cruelty to dogs; Fraulein Kate Faulkner and fatboy Russell Galipeau, the main NPS cheerleaders behind the Channel Islands killings continue to hold their jobs, continue to kill, and are hailed by some as heroes when they should be in prison for animal abuse....

we know how the Nature Con and National Parks Service kill: trap the pigs in a pens, get in a helicopter, fly over the pigs and shoot them in the head and or heart..because they are "non-native"... other animals killed by the Nature Con and NPS in the thousands: owls hawks pigs rats deer elk sheep foxes..... animals killed by Vick: 8 dogs and for that he gets a new Michael Vick doggie chew toy!

the phony animal rights folks like Tucker Carlson illustrated the disconnect: "I'm a Christian, I've made mistakes myself, I believe fervently in second chances," Carlson said. "But Michael Vick killed dogs, and he did in a heartless and cruel way. And I think, personally, he should've been executed for that. He wasn't, but the idea that the President of the United States would be getting behind someone who murdered dogs? Kind of beyond the pale."

so depending on who you talk to, people are running around still killing, pausing to excuse their actions or beg for more money, then they keep right on doing it.... we animals share one thing in common..a survival instinct... and shooting pigs in a pen illustrates how far we've strayed from our instincts...

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

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Monday, April 11, 2011

Garden Party...

you can't please everyone, so you gotta please yourself....

so off I go to the upper village in Montecito...I get to the Tecolote book store and see Wayne sitting behind a little table, smiling and signing books at about 2:50 PM..I start taking pictures..it's a beautiful sunny day...there's about 15 people milling about... then I notice Pedro Nava talking to some folks..a new additon to Team Wendy..putz!

and look who is standing in line..young chicks and cougars! There was magic in the air! I stand by the shade of the old oak tree and watch them but I need to get in line if I want to ask Wayne a question...so I'm standing there..watching..Wayne is giggling with his fans..taking pictures with them.. "Oh he's so cute" they keep saying of Wayne.... man there's some fine perfumed pussy here from good rich families....I'd like to please myself all over their pretty Sunday dresses like Ricky Nelson said in his song...

so I finally got face to face with Wayne..he's sitting and I'm standing...he's still smiling until he sees me..he goes pale..no giggly girl here pal... I ask him what the official stand of the US Humane Society is on the Channel Island slaughter of thousands of animals by the Nature Conservancy and NPS over the years.....he says they've been very critical of it..I ask if that acknowledgement is on their website, he says he doesn't know....nice kid.. more fancy cars pull up, more fancy women....wow..these non-profit folks sure do live well!

ok so I'm back to the old oak tree when I see Wendy and Nipper walking up dressed in white with the sunglasses on... who do they think they are..John and Yoko?? you know what...they are both short with short arms...they looked like a couple of little midgets, certainly not John and Yoko! I swear to God, I thought they were taller and Wendy was homely as hell and her boobs are hanging around her belly..you know what's gonna happen..back problems in a few years..so I would suggest a support bra, Wendy..just looking out for ya!! so I take some pics and walk up to them and ask: why don't you guys do a story on Lanny Ebenstein's grow house issues in Eureka?? Wendy says in a huff "there's no story" and walks away without Nipper, sticking her nose in the air!!! what a brat!! I think she loves me!! I chucked and turned to Nipper who was fuming and said..."there's no story"...he's very short with me..did he know who I was?? then I keep talking to him: no story? a guy from your paper who got sued for operating a grow house is no story?? NEWSFLASH WENDY: YOU OWN A NEWSPAPER!!

then Nipper says it was civil case that got settled..no story..then I say Lanny's got four houses in foreclosure up north and yet he's writing editorials about economic issues as some sort of expert?? Then Nipper says: he doesn't work for us, so it doesn't matter! I said sure he works for you....then Nipper looks around for Wendy...so I say: so anyone can write a guest editorial for you...Nipper says yes in a snippy tone, looking very perturbed and defensive while he's talking to me...so I say Ok, I'll send one in for ya..he says go ahead and looks for Wendy...he keeps turning his back on me... geez...is that anyway to treat a paying customer??

ok...that's enough honky tonkin'..it was time to leave..

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Wayne's World...

the humane stain....

so Wayne Pacelle is going to be in town, in Montecito to sign his new book today, Sunday at 3:00 PM at the El Tecolote book store upper village...I may have to pay Wayne a visit and crash this little book party...I'm sure he'll have his share of fawning dog walkers eager for his autograph, but I won't be one of them...Wayne, I'll have some questions for you, pretty boy.....


Pacelle is a Team Wendy member and head of the Humane Society of the United States which I'm told is NOT affiliated with the local Humane Society..ok! then change yer name!!! geez, I'm easily confused you know...you could call it Santa Barbara Humane People..or the Society of Humane Santa Barbarans.. or Pajanimals of Santa Barbara...got it??

so I got some questions for Wayne: why did you look the other way when the Nature Conservancy and National Parks Service killed thousands of animals on the Channel Islands?

Wendy gives tons of money to the Center for Biological Diversity, who along with other conservation organizations, signed a deal to allow wolves to be killed: BOISE, Idaho - A federal judge has denied a proposed settlement agreement between the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service and 10 conservation groups that would have lifted endangered species protections for wolves in Montana and Idaho. U.S. District Judge Donald Molloy in Missoula on Saturday rejected the agreement that could have led to public hunting of some 1,300 wolves in the two states. "I can't blame Molloy for the ruling," said Kieran Suckling of the Center for Biological Diversity, one of the 10 conservation groups favoring the settlement. "It's a very tortuous situation. We entered into a settlement agreement we didn't love but thought it was the lesser of two evils." Wayne, how do you feel about that?

or today, the NPS wants the owners of property on Santa Rosa Island to be gone by this year..and they want all the animals..the deer and elk that have been there hundreds of years, to be killed..that was the deal they struck says Nancy Crawford-Hall whose family owns the property: We are in negotiations regarding just how we are to leave the island this year. There are still deer, elk and some horses on the island. Like the slaughter of sheep on Santa Cruz Island because of some Pre-Columbian mandate NPS claims to have, all of the deer and elk must be slaughtered as well before we leave. How do you feel about that? They have been there for almost 100 years, so surely they are now part of the ecosystem. Where is PETA when it really matters? hey Nancy, I agree!! Wayne, how do you feel about that??

and the Nature Conservancy is a big supporter of BP..the guys who fucked up our southern coastal resources with oil spills..well, dolphins are washing up on the on the Gulf Coast, covered with oil...Wayne, do you think dolphins should have to drink oil?? and Wayne, how do you feel about the California voters rejecting Prop 21 last year...the tax that would have supported restorations? the tax that the US Humane Society supported...why can't you non-profits raise your own money instead using my tax dollars for your bloody restorations? Wayne and Wendy won't say a thing because the money flows to the Nature Con and other non-profits involved in this restoration scam...and somehow the money ends back in their pockets.. it's a sorry affair but...maybe I'll write a book about it someday....

Saturday, April 9, 2011

going postal...

is there a letter in that bag for me??

now I've been monitoring the slick crook Darrel Issa...the chair of the gov't reform committee..that in itself is laughable...but he is holding hearings with his conservative buddies, on the US Post Office..they berated the Post Master General for having unionized workers!!! I couldn't believe it..these little pencil neck fucks were screaming at the PMG, who sat there like a man and answered all their questions....me, I would have got up walked over to the dias and clobbered Issa, the little pukeface scum sucking rat eating limp wristed petty thief!! I would love to meet him so I hope Wendy invites him to speak at the Young Miss America Foundation cos I'll be there..front and center...

Issa is the guy who gave us Arnold as governor and started the ball rolling for all these other jackasses to become governors....Christie, Walker, Scott, Kasich...all punks and corporate jerkoffs... and Issa is a crook...a long history of fraud and robbery and how he got elected is a mystery to me...there is so much work to do to exposed these little pea brains and recall them and get them the fuck outta office...and that's what I intend to do..one way of another...

now, all these people calling for the Post Office to fold and let UPS or FED EX take over need to understand..UPS delivers packages, they do a good job, but don't deliver to PO Boxes and the Teamsters represent them; and UPS partnered with the US Postal Service for mail distribution;

Fed Ex also uses the Post Office for certain deliveries...

...and I happen to like the Post Office..the mail delivered everyday, the little trucks, the whole operation is very American..very traditional... unlike Issa..who is now on my radar..and that can't be good...

Friday, April 8, 2011

forgive me...

but I'm forced to take unusual precautions....or the Republicans will toss your little girl into the lake, too!

Waukesha County Clerk Kathy Nickolaus said she found an extra 14000 votes because she forgot to count votes from the City of Brookfield... 11000 of those votes going for her former boss Prosser, giving him the lead in the Wisconsin Supreme Court judge election... her explanantions were lame to say the least and this appears to be a blatant payoff from the Kochs to manipulate the votes, using a Republican operative..this woamn has been involved in voting issues before and she's still on the job.... Nickolaus, a highly partisan Republican who formerly worked in the Republican Assembly caucus, has been under fire for insisting on keeping voting records in her own personal computer rather than using a more sophisticated system most of the rest of Wisconsin uses..

“Fraud! Waukesha County Clerk Kathy Nickolaus!

Waukesha Co Clerk Kathy Nickolaus was granted immunity after the state's caucus scandal. She was then an Assembly Republican Caucus employee.” UPDATE: 9:17 p.m. -- For 13 years, Nickolaus worked for the Wisconsin State Assembly Republican Caucus as a data analyst and computer specialist. She resigned in May 2002. [AP, 6/3/02] From 1989-1994, Prosser was Minority leader. From 1995-1996, he was Speaker. Nickolaus was a staff member during this time. As Wisconsin State Journal reporter Mary Spicuzza noted on Twitter, "Kathy Nickolaus worked for Assembly Republican Caucus when Prosser was Speaker. Caucus is controlled by speaker, so he is her former boss!"

from the Kloppenburg people Wisconsin voters as well as the Kloppenburg for Justice Campaign deserve a full explanation of how and why these 14,000 votes from an entire City were missed. To that end, we will be filing open records requests for all relevant documentation related to the reporting of election results in Waukesha County, as well as to the discovery and reporting of the errors announced by the County. We are confident that election officials in Waukesha County will fulfill these requests as quickly as possible so that both our campaign and the people of Wisconsin can fully understand what happened and why. Just as Assistant Attorney General Kloppenburg has run to restore confidence in the court, Wisconsin residents also deserve to have full confidence in election results.

from Senate Minority Leader Mark Miller (D) It stretches the bounds of credibility to think that over 14,300 votes were somehow "overlooked" until two days after the election. Based on the partisan, political history of Ms. Nickolaus and the serious concerns that have been raised, by other Waukesha County officials, about the quality of her election administration and the possibility for fraud, an independent investigation of her conduct and the county's election results is not just warranted but urgently demanded to protect the integrity of our electoral system in Wisconsin.

ok so there's some real election fraud going on..when they realized that Prosser was going to lose, they come up with 7000 votes for him two days after the election?? no way....what happens in Wisconsin, doesn't stay in Wisconsin..it matters here in California....the Crook Brothers are trying to buy elections and now this?? this is getting very interesting....these Wisconsin repubs are monstrous liars!!

Thursday, April 7, 2011

people are strange...

when you're a stranger

Obama friend arrested for soliciting a prostitute!! like that's Obama's problem??

Pawlenty of trouble: A campaign staffer for former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty’s presidential exploratory committee has been arrested in Iowa after attempting to enter a family’s home in the dead of night. Benjamin Foster stumbled into the backyard of a home in Ankeny, Iowa at 3 a.m. When the family dog began barking, 15-year-old Chloe Stewart woke up to investigate. She found Foster trying to enter her house after vomiting in the backyard. "His arm was in my back door, trying to get in and I screamed and went upstairs to my parents room and I continued screaming," Steward told local station

ACORN pleads guilty to voter fraud in Nevada..they paid some canvassers to register voters....

Lanny settles grow house case..pothead Calls placed to Ebenstein Tuesday were not immediately returned but Ebenstein's attorney, Andy Stunich of the Eureka firm Bragg, Perlman, Russ, Stunich and Eads, said his client did not settle the case.

"The insurance company that insured the property he owned, they settled the case on his behalf," Stunich said, declining to name the insurance company. "The reason they settled the case, and the reason they settle cases like this, is they figure the cost of hiring a lawyer to defend a case at trial is a lot." well, he didn't settle, the insurance company that insured the property did, on his behalf, but he didn't..he's innocent, but since the insurance company settled, they must be the guilty ones, the slumlords, the landlords who allowed a pot growing operation, because the real landlord, poor Lanny, didn't know what was going on with his property!! or his other properties in foreclosure??


that's what the lawyers said!! these guys! these guys are so full of shit it boggles the mind!! whatever happened to personal responsibility?? Dr. Laura can you tell me?? where does the buck stop with these people?? it's always lie lie cheat cheat and blame others!! and an insurance company settling a case like this seems awfully strange to me...what, did Lanny take out an insurance policy that covers grow house issues?? hmmmmmmmm....I didn't know home insurance policies covered getting sued for operating a grow house...strange....

in Wisconsin, they elect their judges and Scott Walker's pal Prosser lost to challenger Kloppenburg...Prosser once refused to prosecute a priest who was a child molestor!

and Walker is very generous to his partners in crime...

when labor activists showed up at Wisconsin State Sen.Randy Hopper's front door to protest about the anti-union bill before the state legislature, they got a juicier reaction than they would have ever dared to dream of: Hopper's wife answered the door and said she'd support his recall, because he'd moved in with his mistress. Now comes news that Gov. Scott Walker's chief of staff helped the mistress get a plum job with the state. Dan Bice reports that Valerie Cass, 26, secured a gig with the Wisconsin Department of Regulation and Licensing February 7. She's being paid significantly more than her predecessor at $20.35 an hour. The department got Cass's name from Keith Gilkes, Walker's chief of staff. Cass's position is temporary--she can't work more than 1,043 hours per fiscal year. But if she did work a full year, she'd make about $43,000--that's $12,000 more than her predecessor..

strange days indeed..

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

sunshine on my shoulders..

makes me sweaty...

while all of those little native only cult members are running around crying about biodiversity, I have already proved they are full of it..I have proved beyond a shadow of a doubt, beyond the pale, that biodiveristy is a crock...in other words, there is no such thing as biodiversity.. but there is such a thing as Spring..there's Summer~ Fall ~Winter...and Spring..you are in Spring right now...how does it feel?

well, if you're me and you aren't it feels good! I love spring..it smells good..the birds are out the flowers are out, the, the ..the..well, it's all out...and while like I said there are people who can't go outside without berating a plant, I go out and marvel at them....every spring the wildflowers, the roadside weeds, all grow in their own niche...the purple thistle is amazing stuff..scary and don't touch it..it'll hurt you bad..but the purple finches love it..the silky innards are used for nests....remember that...the birds use non native plants for their nests..that's one more way these seeds get around..dispersal is life, not biodivesity!!


politics...I was watching the races in Wisconsin online overnight and they were exciting..the Supreme Court judge race between teabagger and lib was too close to call..High court race is "too close:" The race for Wisconsin Supreme Court won't be decided until at least later Wednesday. As of 1:30 a.m., the Associated Press said the race was "too close to call" with 98 percent of all precincts reporting and incumbent David Prosser holding a 585-vote lead over challenger Joanne Kloppenburg....and a liberal won the seat that Scott Walker vacated when he was mistakenly elected governor by Wisconsonites who were on a cheese high..this dude is going down soon..oh, and he reversed his decision to promote a friend's son..the friend contributed big to Walker's campaign, and Walker paid him back DIRECTLY, no bargaining, just good old fashioned fraudulent cronyism..and these guys are trying to steal the pensions and rights of folks who actually work for a living..it is high time to dump these teabaggers!!!


call me irresponsible...I am amazed at some of the local yokels who are giving financial advice when they can't even manage their own bank accounts....I've been watching them and will be doing a background check to expose these hypocrites...names you may have heard..Lanny Ebenstein we know about...but there's a few more that need the light of the sun to disinfect their diseased little minds....and they are on my radar..beep beep beep..beep beep beep...