Pedro, Yanni and Michael Bolton team up at the Chumash Casino to help launch my new non-profit: SAVE A BEAVER FOR ME, WILL YA?...
thanks guys!! when I saw Pedro Nava at the Garden Party, I was not surprised....he's been hanging around Wendy like a poor Mexican looking for work...and Pedro knows his meal ticket depends on his animal rights stance...in other words, Pedro has turned into a conservative because there's more money in it for him..during the end of his term, Pedrobear was more concerned with an Ojai bear that got killed because he knew that folks like #69 and Wendy were involved....and Pedro is no dummy..the real money lies in wealthy divorcees and non-profits!!
and now he's hanging around Brooks Firestone, a drug (booze) pusher and polluter (Greka Oil)..the two have teamed up for redistricting purposes...look Pedro is mad because his wifey-poo lost to Das Williams..that's all...I mean, who teams up with Brooks Firestone? who listens to him....the guy is a moron..but he is wealthy by inheritance..and he wrote a book about valley animals that sold five copies...animals and money...there is a connection there... It seems everyone is writing books about animals! but the literature is not quite on the same level as say...a Poe poem..the "Raven" for example....now there's a writer...or Emily Dickenson...Edna St Vincent Millay...they write about animals too...but it's not flowery...they write with great poetic wisdom...these other dunces like Firestone have trouble stringing sentences together.....
so anyway Pedro and Brooks have teamed up to try to redraw the voting districts to favor conservatives....both are upset that Das Williams won, although Pedrobear won't admit it, he hates Das..and cozying up with the animal conservatives keeps Pedro in the news...in full view of Wendy...I know he is looking for a spot on the gravy train..a place on Team Wendy....will she let him in? or will she keep stringing him along? Pedro looks kinda lost..the Dems have rejected him, so he's looking for solace in the conservatives, the animal lovers, the rich kids... and the wonderful world of non-profits!!
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Pedro ought to volunteer cleaning birds of oil spilled from Firestone's operations.
I ran over some animals with my Firestone's, maybe Pedro can get a job picking them up.
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