Sunday, March 30, 2014

Open Arms

Lying beside you, Here in the dark, Feeling your heartbeat with mine...

I find it a wee bit curious that Catherine Short, the fervently religious mom of the brainwashed religious teenie cult members would be concerned about Dr. Mireille...she writes some pleas for civility and asks  that people not make fun of Dr. Mireille's looks or make death threats against who would do that?? if that were really happening, I would think the porn professor's lawyer might weigh in...

church lady to the max!!

so what it really is a PR campaign for the Survivors of the Abortion Holocaust of which her daughters are members..and she's trying the case in the court of public opinion like Darryl Genis likes to do..she's trying to paint her daughters as little angels and victims of a big bad black woman!!

and how about this..Christ Centered Health Care?? this woman is creepy!!!

and Catherine has so much superstition and pietism in her writings...and very little reality

and she claims to be a lawyer but for some reason she dint send me a copy, so I'll copy and paste:
In early March 2014, my daughters Joan and Thrin, along with several friends, went to the University of California at Santa Barbara to conduct a pro-life outreach. While there, they were accosted by UCSB professor Mireille Miller-Young.

they all were accosted?? really??

We are confident that the legal process will establish, without room for doubt or equivocation, that Miller-Young was the aggressor throughout her encounter with the pro-lifers. The pro-life speakers did not taunt, provoke, or incite either Miller-Young or anyone else, as some have suggested. On the contrary, they made every effort to meet her provocations, taunts, mockery, and profanity with calm and reason, trying to move her into a more productive channel of discourse. She rebuffed these attempts and deliberately chose instead to engage in the conduct that led to the District Attorney charging her with theft, battery, and vandalism.

without room for doubt?? there's always room for doubt..that's why the law requires "beyond a reasonable doubt"

Unfortunately, along with the expressions of support we have received, we have become aware of individuals engaging in ad hominem attacks against Miller-Young. We do not condone this, and we ask that such attacks stop. As my daughters tell people they meet on campuses, let’s keep to the topic and have a reasonable, productive conversation. What Miller-Young did, what she has said and written, what she teaches and publishes, UCSB’s response, and appropriate sanctions for her actions have a place in the conversation. Comments on her personal appearance and threats against her person do not.

Finally, we encourage UCSB Vice-Chancellor Michael Young to observe a pro-life outreach, whether conducted by my daughters and their friends, a Survivors of the Abortion Holocaust campus team, Justice for All, Project Truth, or UCSB’s own pro-life organization. If he does, he will not see any pro-life person ‘provoking,’ ‘taunting,’ or ‘peddling hate and intolerance,’ as he described in an e-mail to UCSB students following the incident. What he will see is individuals trying to reach the minds and win the hearts of others by employing facts, reason, discussion, and persuasion - exactly the type of ‘exchange of ideas’ that he said ‘is fundamental to the mission of [the] university.’

ok the last part hypes her religious daughters and friends and all the cults they hang out with...then she tells the university how reasonable her mission is!!

I mean this is so obvious an ad for the religious right movement and anti abortionist crusade...they may have some credibility if not for the clinic bombings and thuggery from the cults..

but I got a question for Catherine since she and Jeff  White insist that women should not have a choice about reproductive rights....well, let me exercise my free speech rights: let's say I was at the UCSB free speech zone and was watching her daughters and one struck my fancy..the younger one...though young she may be, let's say for the sake of argument that I followed her, dragged her into the bushes and raped the shit out of her and got her pregnant...

I wonder would Catherine welcome our baby with open arms??

well, Cat..would ya??

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Creeque Alley

when Cass was a sophmore, she planned to go to Swarthmore, but she changed her mind one day..standing on the turnpike, thumb out to hitchhike...

well, I decided to hitchhike to Arroyo Burro Beach at the foot of Wendy's Ranch....I had a rendezvous at the Boathouse, to sing some songs... sometimes you need to be social...not too social mind you..just enough to keep the dogs away and the wolves at bay

ok so people are hanging out....some are out on the beach, walking their mutts...this is a nice little the news last year for the gangster stabbing the surfer and for the drunk driver who got beat up by JUSTICE....

but I don't see any drunks or punks..some old salts for sure, but it's pretty mellow...this is the kinda day that makes people want to live in California....the surfers were enjoying the Columbian waves!!

hey, there's Debby Davison.. former KEYT there's a star! she put the broad in Santa Barbara broadcasts! she was walking with her girlfriend and a dog..I thought Debby lived in Utah?? maybe she's got two homes one here and one there...who knows? I was gonna ask her some questions but what do you ask an ex-news anchor? well, she's taller and skinnier than I thought she'd be....with silver shining hair..and she's buff!

hey there's a dog pissing on the there's a metaphor for something!

so I check the creek out and it looks rather beautiful...full of water..looks like a mix of fresh water and ocean....that's good..lotsa birds and shells and debris from the sea...some signs point to the types of birds and the restoration...well, this restoration actually looks nice...the sage is really healthy and the other plants are sweet...all they did it seems was plant some big deal..they didn't cover the ground with plastic, they didn't put up little flags, they didn't poison the banks..they just planted some sage..and really that's all it takes...sow a seed, so to speak

and don't forget to pass the hat..

Friday, March 28, 2014

Million Dollar Baby

Maggie Fitzgerald:
"You never signed those papers like you were supposed to because you were worried about losing your welfare. I can still sell that house right out from under you. And if you show your fat, lazy hillbilly ass around here, that's just what I'll do".

why have I not seen one media outlet do a story on Jeff White, the guy brainwashing the pro-lifer teenies.....well that may not be necessary when we meet the family!!

I got a message for the teenie girls, your parents are using you..they supported the Christian wars, the invasion of Iraq and the killing of innocent Iraqi kids, so your mom and dad are gals need to take off the kid gloves and put on some boxing gloves and start whacking around your moms

yes, the story of the porn professor and the religious cult teenies is getting weirder and weirder by the minute....


the latest salvo is from some nutjobs from a prolife organiztion called Life Legal Defense Foundation ..they wrote to Noozhawk, the place where the teabaggers and faux Christians like to voice their was disguised as a call for "civility" towards Dr. Mireille..but remember, to these people the bible trumps the Constitution which is why gov't is a threat to them.... but the First Amendment makes it clear: no established religion in America!!!

but the Life Legal Defense Foundation is a nonprofit for rightwinger antiabortionists...the folks involved are pretty is the mother of the cult teenies and another, a Lori Solyom, had a story in a Chicago publication about her financial woes..she got laid off from some religious college and her kids had to pay her way ..I guess she forgot to plan for the future!!

ok so the Life Legal Defense Foundation is a charity with some issues about where the money goes:

Life Legal Defense Foundation does not meet the following 2 Standards for Charity Accountability.

Standard 4: Compensated Board Members - Not more than one or 10% (whichever is greater) directly or indirectly compensated person(s) serving as voting member(s) of the board. Compensated members shall not serve as the board's chair or treasurer.

LLDF does not meet this Standard because:
Two of the organization's 9 board members (22%) are directly or indirectly compensated. Specifically, one member is the organization's paid CEO and the other is indirectly compensated as the sibling of a staff member who receives insurance benefits from the charity.

Standard 13: Accuracy of Expenses in Financial Statements - Accurately report the charity's expenses, including any joint cost allocations, in its financial statements. For example, audited or unaudited statements which inaccurately claim zero fund raising expenses or otherwise understate the amount a charity spends on fund raising, and/or overstate the amount it spends on programs will not meet this standard.

LLDF does not meet this Standard because:
The Alliance disagrees with the allocation of fund raising expenses as it appears in the organization's audited financial statements for the year ended December 31, 2012. The organization does not allocate natural expenses such as salaries, office expenses, rent and utilities to fund raising.

In addition, LLDF does not meet this Standard because in the Alliance's opinion, the 2012 audit report does not provide an accurate presentation of LLDF's fund raising and program service expenses:

LLDF provided a copy of its audited financial statements for the year ended December 31, 2012, which included an auditor's opinion that the statements were prepared in accordance with Generally Accepted Accounting Principles (GAAP). According to the audited financial statements, LLDF incurred joint costs of $344,024 for informational materials and activities that include fund raising expenses. Of this amount, $316,744 was allocated to program service expenses and $27,280 was allocated to fund raising expenses.

According to AICPA's Statement of Position 98-2, joint-cost appeals must include a call to action that asks its donors to perform a programmatic activity other than donating. Upon review, the Alliance found that some of LLDF's joint-cost allocated appeals did not include a call to action.

very don't have to look to far to see what a shady crock of shit these people are selling....religious rightwing nutjobs....

these ladies are just some fat busybodies sticking their fat lazy noses into other peoples' business...they are nothing but white trash..stupid dumb ignorant white trash...that's the truth..

Other truth is, my brother's in prison, my sister cheats on welfare by pretending one of her babies is still alive, my daddy's dead, and my momma weighs 312lbs. If I was thinking straight I'd go back home, find a used trailer, buy a deep fryer and some oreos. Problem is, this the only thing I ever felt good doing. If I'm too old for this then I got nothing.

That enough truth to suit you?

Thursday, March 27, 2014


sweet little Sheila, you'll know her if you see her, blue eyes and a pony tail...

so I get an email from Mayor Lodge...Sheila Lodge....I do remember when Sheila was mayor, Santa Barbara had a different vibe...this was around 1981 - 1993 era, when you walked down State Street, people would smile and hand you flowers and lollipops instead of vomiting on you....the News-Press was owned by a community not by some bossy bitch tyrant named Wendy McCuckoo who just fired a long-time News-Press photographer, Mike Eliason (more on that later)'s a time when city council members had a sense of humor...and a sense of purpose

back then, blue skies were really blue and I remember days that felt like.. it was raining daisies!!

anyway, I get an email from Mayor Lodge who now sits on the Planning Commission, geez Sheila, how about giving someone else a shot at city governance..and she's involved with preserving the Clark Estate...Huguette's big house..the place I adore...hmmmm

Hal Conklin and Mayor Lodge? no, of course not..that's the lovely Christina Pizarro
or so I'm told
but Mayor Lodge sends me a quote from a 2012 post in this very blog:
now the other thing that caught my eye was the Santa Barbara Planning Commission meeting...Sheila Lodge's hair made me choke on my fruit punch...I thought I was watching a National Geographic wild animal special! c'mom Sheila, the flip and frost thing has got to go!
Sheila says her hair is a gift from GOD:
"Coincidentally I had just watched a planning commission video and noted the rather odd white frame around my face. I mentioned it to a friend, and she said lots of women pay a lot to get that effect.

I don't pay a thing for it. It is just the way my hair grows. (About 25 years ago one of the city clerks asked if I had a piece of paper stuck in my hair after watching me on TV.)

And I'm not about to fork out a lot of money to have my hair dyed to hide the white hair. After all, I've lived long enough to earn it!

Sheila Lodge

Cheers? Sheila Lodge?

ok Sheila, I guess you have earned your stripes... but what's up with Hal Conklin?? and how about another run for Mayor?

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Tunnel of Love

Fat man sitting on a little stool Takes the money from my hand while his eyes take a walk all over you....

we've all  been to the carnivals at one time and seen the funhouse mirrors..been thru the Tunnel of Love...the funny mirrors that make you fat or's an illusion created by the glass distortions and light bending...

but I picked up a News-Press yesterday and noticed the pages looked a funny paper...but it wasn't FUNNY!! Wendy has the rights of free speech but does she have the right to hurt my eyes??

everything was squooshed together..fat people looked skinny, or condensed...skinny people looked like matchstick men....then in upper left hand corner, words revealed the paper was in a condensed format due to an error....really? is Deeprak Chopra part of this conspiracy???

well, Wendy needs to turn a profit one of these days so I'm thinking she's gonna go to tabloid Rupert Murdoch's tabloids

Tabloid: A smaller than standard newspaper which focuses on less "serious" content, especially celebrities, sports, and sensationalist drivel

ok so the News-Press is going all tabloidy yellowy journalism..well, at least it's official...

and it was Lanny Ebenstein's turn to chime in about the teen zombies vs the porn professor...and why has no media outlet mentioned these teenies are members Jeff White's religious cult??

Lanny thinks the UCSB incident is a free speech issue....dumbass...the lawsuit is not about free speech is about wagging your tongue, it's not about showing can show pictures but you should understand the consequences if the pictures are harming someone...some have gone so far as to say banning child porn weakens free speech...I bet the News-PRess would say that too

but showing child porn is illegal although Wendy had thousands of images on her computer, most people get prosecuted for it...still waiting for Wendy to be brought to justice

for the News-Press to lecture about free speech is absurd..if you work for Wendy, you'll get fired for union activities..where's Lanny standing up for the union's free speech rights at the News-Press? no, Lanny is hiding behind Wendy's dress

so... no, the UCSB incident is not about free's about children, wait and see

Tuesday, March 25, 2014


Blue, here is a shell for you
Inside you'll hear a sigh
A foggy lullaby
There is your song from me

so I see that SB Channelkeeper is having their annual "Blue Water Ball" the Montecito Country Club...pretty fancy for a nonprofit I must say...the Montecito Country Club is owned by Ty Warner...Ty and nonprofit Channelkeeper have one thing in common...neither of them pay taxes!! hahaha

but I always say a fool and his money are soon parted....the Channelkepper folks led by Princess Kira recently sued the City of Santa Barbara and now the waters are safer for everyone..they've restored the ocean...

or that's their claim anyway...the lawsuit raised taxpayer rates for the sewers because Princess thought the city wasn't moving fast enough to prevent now get to pay more while city of SB moves a little faster?

no, the city has a schedule of rehabbing/cleaning the miles and miles of sewer lines; they check with smoke and video; they do this as part of the maintenance...but as we've seen, a little spill will catch a big headline and that's when the dilettantes step in and claim to be saviors from the polluters within the city..Channelkeepers relies on sensational stories and headlines, beach closings or warning which are generally bogus and other emotional nonsense to raise money for things like the Blue Water Ball...and a nice boat

now can Channelkeeprer save you from the elephant seals that crap in the ocean?? no they can' gotta swim in it! why isn't Channelkeeper suing the sea lions in La Jolla???

from San Diego Reader: The animals are also making their larger presence known by excreting big bubble clouds of brown waste and streams of urine into the water and onto the rocks, and keeping residents awake with loud barking.

"It’s dirty, it stinks, and it’s like swimming in a toilet that hasn’t been flushed," said Anne Cleveland, 57, a yoga instructor and former La Jolla Town Council president.

"Once thought to be caused by the avian guano on the rocks, the foul odor that has tourists covering their faces with their T-shirts or scarves, exclaiming, "Oh, my God, this is awful," has recently been determined to be caused by vast quantities of sea lion poop..

and dolphins, what about dolphins, Channelkeeper???

Each day an adult dolphin produces about 4 liters of urine and about 1.4 kilos of feces. Because the volume of fluid produced during each urination episode is small, the urine quickly disperses in the water and is un-noticeable. Feces, on the other hand, usually appear as a cloud of thin green liquid. Only when a dolphin is not eating, or when the animal has not eaten for a number of hours, do its feces appear even semi-formed. In these cases the waste appears as brown mucoidal strings which hang in the water and do not quickly disperse.

there's thousands of dolphins off the California coast so that's thousands of pounds of dolphin poo for you to swim see, putting things in perspective will render these little enviro-whackos unimportant...

Channelkeeper doesn't keep the oceans clean, the taxpayers do by supporting treatment plants and the Distribution and Collections crews that clean, monitor and maintain and repair all those lines below the surface...pre-treatment programs for industry and restaurants to keep toxic materials and grease out of the sewer lines....grease can plug a line quick and cause a spill..these efforts are not without problems because there are always people who take shortcuts and dump things down the sewer illegally...Channelkeeper seems oblivious to these realites....instead they seek to sue so they look like an important environmental a publicity stunt

and will they give any tickets out for underprivilged folks to attend the they won't because they are prima donnas!! so it'll cost you $175 per ticket to watch these phony "environmentalists" pat themselves on the back..they will honor some dude named Dr. Wallace J. Nichols, for his pioneering work in saving the oceans...actually, he's a turtle scientist and I'm not sure what he's done to "save the oceans"....he claims there's new science that shows how people are happier when they are near or in science? this has been known for years...the sea is like the womb so naturally you're gonna be happy there, unless an abortionist is close by!

well, I see they are liked by Shaun Tomson...Shaun calls himself world class surfer, motivational speaker and environmentalist...he's also Nipper's pal having done a paddle-out to honor Nipper's son, who died of a drug OD....Shaun's son also died under mysterious sad..

motivational speaker? environmentalist??

but Shaun a motivational speaker? no....just another slacker...but the weird thing is I saw Shaun sitting in downtown Carp one day at the coffee shop on Linden Ave..he was with a guy, a model...I've seen that guy in JL Powell catalogues..I've got a few shirts from JL Powell and they are pretty nice! and now I see the outfitter has moved their offices to Carpinteria!! life is just full of irony!!

Channekeeper often offers guidelines to the public about entering the ocean, none of which I would ever listen or adhere to....the water is safe as it's going to get here... the ocean is full of mammal and fish waste, life and death, the environment supports life while the salt contents makes it hard for harmful organisms to thrive...

the biggest threats to the beaches are trash and litter....and cities where no treatment plants exist...real environmentalists aren't afraid to do the dirty work..and believe me, it can get down and dirty sometimes...

but the last thing I need is Channelkeeper lecturing me about the ocean....I got eyes, I can see it..

and it's goddam beautiful!!

Sunday, March 23, 2014


"I'm not looking for a love that will last/ I know what I need and I need it fast"

when you distill water you take out the minerals so you have some clarity...that's what I'll do with the Dr. Mireille case...

I did the same thing with Dr. Laura because she, like many religious conservatives, had rocks in her head... and now look at her...but Dr. Mireille is another story..her story is multi-faceted's a tale about righwing extremists and feminists..about white men vs black girls...vs all girls

Dr. Mirielle is a Professor of Feminist Studies at UC Santa Barbara, expertise: race, sexuality, porn, sex work, black culture & feminism...that is enough to make a white male Christian molest a little boy...geez, I see the Pope has had to appoint a special council to deal with Catholic Church sex abuse... a COUNCIL!!

More than five years after a civil settlement by the Los Angeles Archdiocese with more than 500 victims of sexual abuse by Catholic priests, a judge ordered the church to make confidential personnel files public. In the files, memos written by Archbishop Roger M. Mahony and Msgr. Thomas J. Curry, then the archdiocese's chief advisor on sex abuse cases, offered the strongest evidence yet of a concerted effort by officials to shield abusers from police. Following those revelations, Mahony was relieved of his public duties by his successor, Archbishop Jose Gomez, and Curry resigned from his post as bishop of Santa Barbara.

sexual ignorance is the clarion call of the social conservatives....keeping their heads in the sand, in the minerals, keeps them from having to look at the truth...but here's the truth,0,3498518.story#axzz2wnJu7Z1o

now what is this porn? why would anyone need to teach about it in a university setting? well, sexual ignorance has created sexual obsessions...say you're 15 years old and your mom walks in on you while you're jerking off in your room...if mom's a Christian, she might over-react and spank you with a ruler thus setting in motion a lifetime of fetishes that you can't control...

but porn is big business..whether online or off-line: Online pornography is a multibillion dollar industry where every second over 3000 dollars are spent and almost 30,000 people are fapping. Those are astounding numbers and the profits of the pornographic firms only prove those points more.

so who are these people spending so much time and money on porn??

now I think it's time to have a conversation about porn and it appears that's what Dr. Mirielle feminist studies are trying to do....not to promote porn, but to look at how it has permeated the culture...and to look at the damage it has done....sexual ignorance promotes porn addiction

talking about this porn stuff without the faux-outrage from the Christian conservatives might be a healthy way to make it less of an's how you treat any addiction...head on..addiction to cigarettes, booze, sex and even religion

ok, so there are many dynamics to the Dr. Mirielle story..and the teenies in the religious cults...and that fateful day in the UCSB "free speech" zone may have been a blessing in disguise

Saturday, March 22, 2014

are you ready?

 yes I'm ready, to learn....

I support Professor Mireille Miller-Young and would like to sit in on one of her a dark room, with some giggly co-eds, watching porn...hmmmmm

ok now why did the pro-lifer cult teenies harass the unborn baby of the porn professor?? that's the question...that's the question that will sink the case for the cult....

recently, I was is Santa Barbara and going towards the beach by the Zoo...there's a Stop Sign and then a little crosswalk before you hit the's right across from East Beach and between the condos and the hotel

anyhoo, I stopped at the Stop Sign then headed to the beach but noticed two ladies walking a dog, entering the cross walk just after the Stop Sign.. but they didn't stop, they just kept walking, and one lady was looking down with a weird grin on her face..I hit the brakes and they just kept walking as if they had not a care in the world...not even looking over at me!!

well I noticed one lady was Joyce Dudley, the SB District ATTY...if not, it sure looked like her but I must say: WAKE UP , JOYCE and watch where you're going..

ok so after reviewing the UCSB police report on the porn professor, I was shocked , I say shocked to learn the Joyce decided to file charges against Mirielle....for battery robbery and vandalism??

given the circumstances of being accosted by the Jeff White religious cult and being pregnant, if I were a lady, I would have clobbered those little girls with some tough love!! but no, Joyce wants to prosecute the professor...I read the police report and it was very odd then I remembered the UCSB police aren't real cops!!

the irony is Dr. Miller-Young is pregnant and I will argue, pro-boner of course, that the gory pictures and harassing religious cult threatened and hurt her unborn child....that's right, the religious pro-life cult threatened the professor's unborn child..well, that's the defense I'd can't pretend to care about the unborn if you don't care about the mother

it seems the rightwingers are more concerned about the porn stuff than the actual alleged crime.... I see a legal circus coming and it should be crazier than the Peter Lance DUI fiasco....

and you know what, I'm so excited for the trial to begin I can barely stand it!!

Friday, March 21, 2014

Kansas City

I'm goin' to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come....

look I hate fags as much as the next Southern Baptist, and I was saddened to see that founder of the Westboro Baptist Church, Fred Phelps died..the guy was a genuis....the fags have an agenda and they are trying to force themselves on pure decent Americans..oh, pure, decent and patriotic Americans, I almost forgot the "patriotic" part!

anyway Fred...I dedicate this post to you.....

geez, I didn't realize that this Fred Phelps dude was a master of satire...ol' Fred, founder of the Westboro Baptist Church, finally died and if I'm ever in Kansas I'll piss on his grave...but I must admit after visiting the website, I can't figure out if he's a preacher or comedian!!

Westboro Baptist Church

Since 1955, WBC has taken forth the precious from the vile, and so is as the mouth of God (Jer. 15:19). In 1991, WBC began conducting peaceful demonstrations opposing the fag lifestyle of soul-damning, nation-destroying filth.

In response, america bombed WBC, sued WBC, prosecuted WBC, burned WBC. God is now america's enemy: 6801 dead soldiers; $17.52 trillion+ national debt. "Arise, O LORD, in thine anger...because of the rage of mine enemies..." (Ps 7:6)

america crossed the line on June 26, 2003, when SCOTUS ruled in Lawrence v. Texas that we must respect sodomy. SCOTUS sealed your doom on June 26, 2013, with fag marriage. WBC's gospel message is your last hope. More about WBC.

 Compendium of Bible Truth on Fags (first published in 1991

Sodomites are wicked; sinners before the Lord exceedingly (Gen.13:13), are violent ; doom nations (Gen. 19:1-25; Jgs. 19), are abominable to God (Lev. 18:22), are worthy of death for their vile sex practices (Lev. 20:13; Rom. 1:32), are called dogs as filthy, impudent; libidinous (Deut. 23:17,18; Mat. 7:6;Phil. 3:2), produce in society mass intoxication from their wine made from grapes of gall from the vine of Sodom ; fields of Gomorrah, poisoning society's mores with the poison of dragons ; the cruel venom of asps (Deut. 32:32,33), show their sin ; shame on their countenance (Isa. 3:9), are shameless ; unable to blush (Jer. 6:15), workers of iniquity (Psa. 5:5), liars ; murderers (Jn. 8:44), filthy; lawless (2 Pet. 2:7,8), natural brute beasts (2 Pet. 2:12), are likened unto dogs eating their own vomit, sows wallowing in their own feces (2 Pet. 2:22), will proliferate at the end of the world bringing final judgment on mankind (Lk. 17:28-30), have been finally given up by God to uncleanness to dishonor their own bodies, to vile affections; to a reprobate mind such that they cannot think straight about anything (Rom. 1:23-28); and, unable to blush, be ashamed, or repent (Jer. 6:15), they have no hope of Heaven (Rev. 22:15). "It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God." Heb. 10:31.

they got some crazy little women there, and I'm gonna get me one....

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

the Wind Beneath My Wings

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
It must have been cold there in my shadow,
to never have sunlight on your face.
You were content to let me shine, that's your way.
You always walked a step behind.

Oh oh Goleta beach really worth saving??

well I watched the County Supervisor meeting about Goleta beach and all the fuss people are making about saving it...they had to choose among five options and finally Supe Wolf chose #5..something about asking the Coastal Commission to permit the big rocks that are already in place...

one speaker, a guy named Jim Farr who is on the Goleta City Council, said Goleta beach has many visitors, said he didn't know why he was at the meeting, and claimed Latinos like to BBQ at the beach... racist much, Jim??? he was a white haired, white bearded old fool who mumbled like an he Doreen's husband or father?? geez..and this is why I question the value of Goleta beach...don't white people BBQ at the beach, too??

first of all I don't know where Goleta beach is...I can't find it...I've been to Goleta a few times and you can't get to the beach from Hollister Ave or Kellogg Ave...I shop at KMART occasionally but going down those side roads will take you into purgatory...the streets, the houses, the people..nothing makes sense so I would caution you to stay away from Goleta side streets..they are a graveyard of industry, lemon groves, tract houses.... and broken dreams...

when I speak of beaches, I think of the ocean and sand... babes frolicking.. and boats....dolphins and birds...not rocks so much...

beaches, real beaches are glorious..East Beach is great beach..Leadbetter is one of the best..West Beach rocks....Butterfly and Hammond's....Shark's is legendary....

Summerland beach and the beach at Santa Claus Lane...Carp beach the safest beach in the world..not any more since I moved here...then the Rincon..these are real beaches..beaches where lives are soothed and changes are welcomed....warm sand that comforts..and during a big storm, the beaches will stir restless souls...

these are beaches you can see from town unlike Goleta beach...if  there really is a beach in Goleta, the sea will reclaim it..the rocks won't save it...they should have planted ice plant like East is the only thing  keeping the sand in place after the March storm...

it's clear the Goleta beach is just a wannabe beach...just like Goleta City Council is a wannabe body politic, just like Goleta is a wannabe city...when people vote for weird guys like Jim Farr, then they deserve to lose their phantom beaches....

and Nature would seem to agree with me

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

whiter shade of pale

one of 16 vestile virgins....

some people say God talks to them.. well Mother Nature talks to me and you know what she says?? she say "Mick, take your big Mr. Winkie Bolony pony and stick it in my quim of biodiversity....well, it's embarassing what she says sometimes....

now I know the Bird Refuge in Santa Barbara can emit a foul stench that permiates the soul and chases residents away... a drive by the cesspool is like driving thru Hope Ranch by Wendy's ranch...PEEYOU.... I hear the nearby inhabitants of the cemetery often rise at night to complain to the gravekeepers about the smell...

then I see that the nonprofit Channel Island Restoration folks have duped the city into "restoring" a part of the bird refuge over by the zoo....with native plants, the bird refuge will be returned to ..returned to....I don't know what it will be returned to...

are these folks claiming that the native plants will somehow stop the odors? well, now the city has installed some aerators in the swamp..artificial aerators probably made of PVC this a natural body of water? no way

thistle joins problem

I wish I could séance with Hugette Clark and discuss all this with her..maybe I'll try later..that's one lady I wish I could have known...and Laura Nyro and Nicolette Larson...these ladies make my spirits soar and they hold the key to the Clark Estate mysteries....more on that later

ok, the Carp Salt Marsh...years ago, they were going to build condos on it after filling it with dirt but the City of Carp said no way....I will admit that certain areas around the marsh have been planted with native plants which is fine but there's been no "restoration"..the actual marsh is a living ecosystem..when the tides come in and fill it up it looks like a lake...right next to the marsh are the Sandyland houses and most are on septic tanks, but the Salt Marsh and beach aren't affected.....

now, the Santa Barbara Bird Refuge has been mismanaged..all they gotta do is open a big valve and let the sea water in and return the refuge to a salt water habitat....the natural tidal flushes, like the Salt Marsh, will keep the area thriving and teeming with life....and there will be no more stench...

healthy girls!!

I went down to the Bird Refuge to check these things out..but first I needed to wash the truck and noticed some girls at the corner!! these are not the religious fanatic gals from the Jeff White cult, these are regular girls all tan and cute and athletic..the poor cult girls looked a little pale..a whiter shade of pale

without valves, life would be chaos

I see the native-only cult members have already planted some seeds on the other side of the lagoon, and there's a new area they got cordoned off....ok, I see some good things here thanks to Mother Nature...while non-native men and women fiddle with the natives, Nature has planted some thistle and other weeds that delight me..and also I see a big turtle..I love turtle soup!! I think he'd be fine with some sea water in the's probably got some ground seepage already....

so are you ready Santa Barbara?? OPEN THAT BIG VALVE...

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Summertime Blues

I'm gonna raise a fuss, I'm gonna raise a holler / About a workin' all summer just to try to earn a dollar /

anti-abortionist teenies part of religious cult.. apparently "apparently" and "allegedly" are two words that the News-Press uses all the time..also "may"....this is apparently apparent, to me anybody "may" be guilty of anything

so we got Scott Steepleton and Andy Caldwell double teaming the UCSB professor who allegedy and apparently allegedly assaulted the the anti-abortion Christian gals on campus...

now Scott uses the "porn professor" to describe the teacher and "pro-lifers" to describe the girls... on the front page of the News-Press, Scott says the teacher grabbed the sign from the girls and handed it over to her students....but if you watch the video, that does not happen! the teacher didn't grab the sign at all... I hope it goes to court..this must go to court

these bible kids are being used by their stupid conservative parents to stop a legal activity...abortion...the right for a woman to choose..this is between a woman and her doctor and nobody else...

these kids, these girls are part of a group known as "Survivors of the Abortion Holocaust" a fanatical rightwing Christian organization..they are like PETA!! to them, God's law triumphs over the rule of law in America...

and these groups are behind all the abortion clinic violence: a San Diego jury recently ordered Operation Rescue and one of its directors to pay $880,000 in punitive and compensatory damages to four physicians and WomanCare clinic. OR leader Jeff White and other members of the group were shown to have repeatedly harassed clinic staff and patients and trespassed on clinic property. White had engaged in the protests to, in his words, "test" the bubble ordinance.

Strong criminal penalties and large fines are key tools in the struggle to end anti-abortion violence. With 1,700 acts of violence against family planning clinics and staff between 1977 and 1994, it is important that anti-abortion terrorists know that if they do the crime they will do the time and pay the fine.

some of their tactics are cultish and they know they can't stop abortion lawfully, so they do these little demonstrations instead of getting a summer job...but the cults are all nonprofits!!!

the ringleader of this cult is Jeff White.. an old fat white dude who trains these kids in "the dance"

Jeff White from his Facebook page: "I think I would rather have Putin as my President than Obama. I would rather of course have him as the freely elected President of the United States. We are still a great country and we are blessed to live here. Just if I had to choose between the two I think I would take Putin. That is a first for me."

there's tons of stuff about this clown on the internet!

AQJ: The most dramatic twist came last week, when about 40 protesters visited the New Mexico Holocaust and Intolerance Museum to argue for inclusion of a panel about abortion in the United States. The panel would commemorate the "American Abortion Holocaust" since the Roe v. Wade decision in 1973, protesters said.

Anti-abortion activists also fanned out across neighborhoods near Downtown and the University of New Mexico last week to deliver postcards headlined "Killers Among Us," with mug shots of three women, presumably abortion providers. The card also had a photo of a "15-week aborted baby," complete with a dismembered arm and disfigured face.

The debate comes as activists push for a city ordinance that would ban abortions after 20 weeks of pregnancy.

Jeff White, founder of the advocacy group "Survivors of the Abortion Holocaust," based in Riverside, Calif., had a hand in both protests. He was in Albuquerque last week to train young activists who arrived from all over the country.

The group’s position is that "any person born after 1973 is a survivor of the American Abortion Holocaust," according to a news release.

White said he believes the protest tactics are effective and could change the minds of all but the most "pro-abortion" voters. But he said the Holocaust museum dismissed his argument out of hand.

As part of its "Do You Know? Do You Care?" campaign, Survivors of the Abortion Holocaust staged a protest Thursday outside of the New Mexico Holocaust and Intolerance Museum. The activists not only held signs reading "ABQ: America’s Auschwitz," they entered the museum to hand out leaflets and demand it commission an exhibit comparing the Holocaust to abortion. They did not, by their own admission, know much about the laws they came to protest.

"Since I just got here, we’ve been learning about [Albuquerque's abortion laws] since then, so I don’t know too much," confessed one teen to a reporter from KOB Eyewitness News 4.

The activists were mostly from California, and some of them paid $250 to attend the "FIRST-EVER ProLife Leadership Camp," hosted in Albuquerque because the group considers it to be "the Abortion Capital of the Southwest and the Late Term Abortion Capital of the country." An anti-abortion coalition that includes Operation Rescue claims to have collected over 25,000 signatures from Albuquerque natives in support of an October ballot measure that would ban abortions after 20 weeks.

it is obvious these tactics will backfire on the cult and they will lool as crazy at the Westboro Baptist nutjobs...

Resounding defeat for right-wing forces

The outcome of this special election is a significant achievement. All in all, the voter turnout was significantly higher than that of our mayoral election, with 85,354 votes cast on the issue (as opposed to the 70,361 that turned out for the mayoral election in October). Some 58 percent of the votes were cast by women. We worked hard to win this election and succeeded despite the fact that city council blatantly tried to repress votes by denying a polling location at the college campuses in Albuquerque, but allowed four churches to have poll locations on their premises, two of which openly advocated for voting for the proposed ordinance to their congregations.

This victory proves that a mass mobilization led by young activists can defeat anti-choice forces that use tactics of shaming and antagonizing communities. We cannot say for sure if the anti-choice forces will attempt these same tactics in the future, but we have proven that they can be defeated and have a successful model that can be used nationwide in the future.

This campaign proves that the struggle against sexist, anti-woman groups and individuals is indeed still alive and well. Our side won with science, education and mass mobilization of the public, which was far more effective than the opposition’s fear tactics, and shaming and judging of women in a campaign of misinformation....

the kids in the anti-abortion cult are being led by crazed Christian adults with zero tolerance for a woman's right to tolerance for tolerance for education....

Jeff White is a religious fanatic...and he's now on my radar

My Sharona

Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
Such a dirty mind.... Always get it up for the touch
Of the younger kind. My my my My Sharona...

did Christian teabaggers author new Iraqi Sharia law:
BAGHDAD (AP) - A contentious draft law being considered in Iraq could open the door to girls as young as nine getting married and would require wives to submit to sex on their husband's whim, provoking outrage from rights activists and many Iraqis who see it as a step backward for women's rights.

The measure, aimed at creating different laws for Iraq's majority Shiite population, could further fray the country's divisions amid some of the worst bloodshed since the sectarian fighting that nearly ripped the country apart after the U.S.-led invasion. It also comes as more and more children under 18 get married in the country.

"That law represents a crime against humanity and childhood," prominent Iraqi human rights activist Hana Adwar told The Associated Press. "Married underage girls are subjected to physical and psychological suffering....

this is verbatim what rightwing bible thumpers advocate.. Sharona Law!!

LA Times caught in big scandal:
LOS ANGELES (AP) — The Los Angeles Times dismissed an investigative reporter Friday after discovering he had an inappropriate relationship with someone who was a source for a front-page story that the newspaper says contained an error.

Times Editor Davan Maharaj said Jason Felch's relationship with a source and his failure to disclose the relationship constituted "a professional lapse of the kind that no news organization can tolerate."

"Our credibility depends on our being a neutral, unbiased source of information — in appearance as well as in fact," he said.

ok now wait just a minute...if this is a scandal then why didn't Wendy, boss of the News-Press, fire Scott for his relationship with Darryl during the Lance series or Nipper for his relationship with Wendy?? credibility...that's sumthin Wendy need not concern herself with

ok I haven't been paying attention to court cases lately but perhaps it's time I should.. I mean really

ok so I see some folks are suing Martin Maguire in civil court... Martin is the Montecito stoner dude who crashed his Toyota SUV into some vacationing motorcyclists on Old Coast highway...the bikers lost legs and Martin lost his freedom....there's just no excuse for what Martin did, so I hope the victims get their due

I'm telling ya, tanked drivers can cause so much mayhem which is why it's important to be clear-headed when we're behind the wheel...don't talk on your cell phones while driving..cell phones, Wendy invented those cellies with her ex I hold them both personally responsible...

then we have Princess Whitehurst suing the Goleta Union School District...well who is Princess Whitehurst?? I looked everywhere but found nothing...Princess...hmmmmm..what is a princess doing suing the school district..and why a princess???

then we got the Estate of Virginia Van Winkle...uh, Rip's wife???

Antioch University vs FBK Investments LLC....uh oh, looks like tuition at Antioch may be going up!

Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona

Friday, March 14, 2014

funny way of laughing

It's just my funny way of laughing / Yes, my funny way of laughing / Your leavin' didn't bother me / It's just my funny way of laughing.

I needed a job once so I worked for the News-Press....that's right, I used to work for the News-Press in the 1970s...I'm not ashamed to say that...way before Wendy took over the news, I used to get up at three o'clock in the morning and drive down to the News-Press loading dock..I'd fill up my VW Bug with papers, fold them and stick 'em in a plastic bag or put a rubber band around them...then I'd drive off and throw the papers to the subscribers...I was trained by some old dude..we'd drive around Montecito in his little orange Honda Civic and for two hours, throw papers out the window..eventually I took over the didn't last long because I'd always end up with either too many or too few papers meaning I fucked up alot..and lots of complaints came naturally, I quit...what a stupid job!!

but the point is I had some pretty cool and famous people on my route...I'd throw papers at Michael Douglas and Kenny Loggins up top of Hot Springs Rd...I'd see Robert Mitchum's long driveway in the upper Village...then tucked between Park Lane and Birnam Wood Golf Club is a beautiful road called Buena Vista...Burl Ives lived there behind big green hedges and a huge gate...Burl was a great folksinger and actor..Big Daddy in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof"...Ives was identified in the 1950 pamphlet Red Channels and blacklisted as an entertainer with supposed Communist ties...

1989: Ballad singer BURL IVES and his wife, Dorothy, have sold their Montecito home and moved to Washington state.

They had owned the 50-year-old, Mediterranean-style villa since 1974, when they bought it for $290,000. They sold it to a foreign buyer for $3.9 million...

nice profit and hardly a communist

then further up the road lived another commie Joe Walsh, one of the great rocknroll guitarists of all time..he lived in a beautiful little house, stucco ranch style with lovely gardens...

so Robert Mitchum lived in the upper village..I'd look for him but never saw him...he was a genuis..."Cape Fear", "Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison", the "Night of the Hunter" the song "Ballad of Thunder Road" his son, Chris is running against Lois Capps....Chris has never established himself as an actor, but his last try to beat Lois was pretty turns out Chris is a teabagger without one original thought except maybe get all the commies out of America...he's stuck in the past....but who knows, Lois needs to retire and Chris might pull out a win, which would be a miracle...

then I hear that Janet Wolf got $40000 from the union for her campaign...the anti-union heretics are already crying about conflicts of interest and fraud but of course there is none....Janet is pro-labor just as Roger Aceves is pro oil and's ok to give money to doesn't win elections, votes do!!

the supervisors do not negotiate contracts, they vote on contracts already negotiated by the county and the public, $40000 dollars divided among , oh, say 500 county employees comes out to 80 bucks an employee given to Janet Wolf...compared that to $5000 given by one individual to Roger....

if you work for the county and you hate unions, you are free to leave and work in the private sector....what? not quite ready for that? hey I don't blame ya!!

so people need to get real and if they want their candidate to win, then they need to play the game...and the only game is town is politics!!

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Holly Holy

Holly holy love
Take the lonely child
And the seed
Let it be full with tomorrow
Holly holy

as I was going over the conservative bible colleges approved by the Young Miss America Foundation and by association their wealthy-but-not-by-working-for-it benefactor Wendy McCuckoo, I see a private college called Thomas Aquinas and that rings a bell in my little brain...

I assume the college was named after  Saint Thomas Aquinas, a Catholic priest...well that's enough to give me the creeps right there! but it seems Aquinas wrote a trilogy, the last part being "the Summa is on Christ and was unfinished when Thomas died. In it, he shows how Christ not only offers salvation, but represents and protects humanity on Earth and in Heaven."

well isn't that special!

ok except for all the wars and abortions I guess, Jesus protects us all...except for the Sandy Hook kids..oh and except for the kids who got molested by all those Catholic priests...

but Thomas Aquinas college is located in Santa Paula and it's a private catholic college and a little weird: Located six miles from the small town of Santa Paula, CA, about an hour northwest of Los Angeles, TAC is fully committed to its Catholic identity, its Great Books approach, and a discussion-style class format utilizing Socratic dialogue. The College has no departments, no majors, no textbooks, and no lectures. All graduates progress through the same curriculum and receive the same degree: a Bachelor of Arts in Liberal Arts, with roughly the equivalent of a double major in theology and philosophy, and a minor in mathematics.

Tuition, room and board, and books cost students $32,450 in 2012-2013, well below the average for private colleges in California. The College's students participate in federal and state aid programs, and generous financial aid packages are available.

wait a minute I thought they didn't have textbooks!! but they have Great Books?? whatever...

ok so the news is some kids from the private Christian college demonstated at was an anti-abortion display and portrayed some graphic images...gory enough to possibly induce a miscarriage...

and apparently a teacher, a pregnant black woman (who teaches pornography at UCSB according to the church girls) took down the signs and the church kids ar gonna sue her for this a church and state thing? I saw the youtube video but didn't see an assault.....did I miss it?? it looks like some UCSB girls confiscated the abortion display from the church girls and they all started crying for their mommies and daddies!!

most likely this was done for a FOX NEWS ...and yes the thing ended up on FOX News the same day, on Megyn Kelly's Show....well I got my own little video on that!!

all cute and cuddly and sexy..oh dear Jesus lemme fuck one those bible girls..pleeeeeeese!!! let her call me daddy...pleeese..I once interrupted coitus because the chick called me daddy...she screamed "oh daddy oh daddy!!" and I interrupted coitus to ask her about it..that was stupid of me...guys, if they call you daddy during sex it's a good thing and it's got nothing to do with their Pop!!

whew....this can all be very confusing..

ok...abortion is bad, so is child molestation, so is war, so is drunk driving....JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, JESUS!! what's up with all this bad stuff??

are you asleep at the wheel
up there??

Wild Night

keeps calling

so last night I hear a bunch of sirens and see cops and ambulances and fire trucks and even CALTRANS was headed for what appeared to be Santa Claus Lane....the traffic was slow and backed up for miles...then I see another crash about 1/4 mile away by Carp Ave was like a big Bumper Car ride!!! I look and see some big SUVs stranded in the ambulance is loading a person into the back...cops are asking some fat lady questions...there's a big 25 gallon white plastic bucket in the road...

it's dark but there's plenty of toxic light from the cars and flashing lights from the fire trucks.. I can see but barely what's going on and it was a little spooky and surreal

people left the safety of their homes and ventured out to Via Real to watch.....I think they were people but I thought I saw some ghostly silhouettes, too!

aftermath...taxpayers will pick up the tab

then, I wake up this morn a 6:00 and the traffic is still crawling along north bound....

the highway is full of gamblers and losers, just like you and me....

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

no no no no

I don't drink it no more, I'm tired of waking up on the floor

well pooh...folks are crying about all the sand in the Harbor due to the storm....the dredging was delayed and a machine broke down so the boats can't go out and fish or whale watch....well, an astute business person would take advantage of the big crabs inside the harbor...go get em..drop some pots and start crabbing!


ok so we got the Unity Shoppe begging for more money again because a big native oak tree fell over and damaged two of their vehicles....two trucks they use for deliveries....don't they have insurance?? 15 minutes could save them 15 % on their car insurance

but how could this be? how coulda native tree fall over and do damage....I thought only nonnative trees like eucs did that...will there be an outcry demanding we cut down all the oaks as potential widow-makers? I want some answers!!!

the Unity Shoppe came up with big bucks to buy their new digs but now they don't have any money left?? so they want you to send them a check..won't you help them, please...remember, the bible says sow a seed!!

next I see a Lompoc cop got busted for DUI by a Lompoc cop...the bad cop was off duty and hit a tree... a native or non-native tree that's the question..if the cop hit a non-native tree that shouldn't have been there then it's the tree's fault...the cop should be applauded for hitting an invasive tree

however, if the cop hit a native tree well he should have his head chopped off

so according to the pro-booziers, this DUI cop had his civil liberties violated and he should sue the City of of course not..a drunk driver is a drunk driver whether an actress, a hack journalist, or a stoner....of course, the case needs to be vetted, but generally cops don't pull you over just for fun....there's a purpose...

driving is not a right, it is a privilege....


Tuesday, March 11, 2014

all I really wanna do

is baby be friends with you...

one of the most interesting aspects to the bizarro Peter Lance DUI hearing a few years ago was the testimony of "handwriting experts"....I've always thought they were like fortune tellers

Lance and Darryl brought in a guy named James Blanco, who had some ethical issues with the professional academy of forensic scientists or the professional name :American Academy of Forensic Sciences ("AAFS")—

so as I attended most of the hearings, I found Blanco to be a bit of a loose cannon...

but the Lance hearing is over and Pete walked without a vindication, just no trial thanks to Judge Brian Hill and his man-crush on Darryl Genis, Lance's lawyer

ok so recently I read about a trial, or case involving Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg and a guy named Paul Ceglia...Ceglai is a shady character who wanted half of Zuckerberg's fortune...Facebook made Zuck a billionaire...the case is very involved and complicated so I won't go into the has them

the Trombetta Letters???

now the Lance case and the Zuckerberg/Ceglia cases have some similarities....Lance and Genis and Ceglia are punks and they all used James Blanco as a handwriting expert!

this is what Zuckerberg's and Facebook, Inc's lawyers had to say about Blanco:

E. The Conclusions of James Blanco Are Erroneous, Irrelevant, Or Both.

In an effort to save his doomed case, Ceglia relies heavily on James Blanco, a discredited

expert whose shoddy work got him expelled from the American Academy of Forensic Sciences
in 2008. Far from helping Ceglia, Blanco’s opinions further undermine Ceglia’s claims and
confirm that Blanco is not credible.

Mark Zuckerberg’s Initials. Blanco asserts that the "MZ" initials on page 1 of the Work
for Hire Document were written by Zuckerberg. Opp. 13. But this Court should reject Blanco’s
opinion because he considers only the general similarities between the "MZ" initials on the Work

for Hire Document and samples of other initials written by Zuckerberg—general similarities that
one would expect to find in the forged Work for Hire Document because those initials were
traced in an effort to make them look like Zuckerberg’s. See Lesnevich Supplemental Report

(Doc. No. 472-1) at 16-18. Blanco’s opinion is bankrupt because it simply ignores the many
significant differences between the initials on the Work for Hire Document and the samples of

Zuckerberg’s initials—each of which, standing alone, forecloses the conclusion that Zuckerberg
wrote the "MZ" initials on the Work for Hire Document. Those numerous differences were
documented by Gus Lesnevich in his supplemental report. See Doc. No. 472-1 at 16-18. Blanco

3 Ceglia argues that Defendants’ "theory has changed since reviewing [Ceglia’s] reports," and
that the conclusion that both pages are recent forgeries is inconsistent with Defendants’
purported "page 1 substitution theory," under which page 2 of the Work for Hire Document
is authentic and only page 1 is a forgery. Opp. 1; see also id. at 12, 15, 20, 36, 37, 65. That

argument attacks a straw man and should easily be cast aside. As this Court has recognized,
Defendants have never taken the position that page 2 of the Work for Hire Document is
authentic. Doc. No. 583 at 14, 16. In fact, Defendants explicitly stated in their Motion to

Dismiss that "Ceglia appended the doctored page 1 to the authentic page 2 of the StreetFax
Contract (or a close facsimile thereof)." Defs. Br. 2 (emphasis added).

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also disregards the evidence that the "MZ" initials on page 1 of the Work for Hire Document
were slowly drawn, as opposed to being naturally written. See id. at 16.
Staple Holes. Blanco claims that the pages of the Work for Hire Document were stapled
only once, and that the interlineation on page 1 made indentations on page 2. Opp. 14. But even
assuming arguendo that this is true, it suggests only that both pages of the Work for Hire

Document are recent forgeries, and does not refute Defendants’ showing that page 1 is a
fabrication. See Osborn Tr. (Doc. No. 489) 107:8-22.

Blanco’s Checkered Past. Blanco has little regard for accuracy and has been ostracized
by the forensic scientific community. In a deposition in another case, Blanco asserted that one
could hire an expert to "testify to the exact contrary" to his handwriting analysis, because one

"can pretty much get experts to say anything." See Southwell Decl. Ex. G. Moreover, three
professional forensic societies—the American Board of Forensic Document Examiners

("ABFDE"), the Southwest Association of Forensic Document Examiners ("SWAFDE"), and the American Academy of Forensic Sciences ("AAFS")—have launched investigations into alleged
ethical violations by Blanco. See Southwell Decl. ¶ 12, Exs. H-K. While investigations were
pending in the ABFDE and the SWAFDE, Blanco "resigned" from both professional societies.
Id. The thorough AAFS investigation resulted in the Ethics Committee, chaired by a former
judge and composed of preeminent document examiners, finding unanimously that Blanco had
violated multiple sections of the AAFS’s Code of Ethics. Among other things, it determined that
he had submitted "an erroneous and misleading report to be used in the judicial process, thereby
diminishing confidence in forensic scientists and their disciplines," and that he had "knowingly
misrepresent[ed] the data used to arrive at the conclusions in his report." See Southwell Decl.
Ex. K. The Ethics Committee recommended that Blanco be expelled from AAFS, and the Board

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adopted the Ethics Committee’s findings after allowing Blanco an opportunity to be heard.
Blanco appealed the Board’s expulsion to the AAFS membership in 2009, and the membership
overwhelmingly approved the expulsion. See Southwell Decl. Ex. H. Blanco then sued the
AAFS. Although the AAFS settled the litigation by agreeing to rescind Blanco’s expulsion if he
resigned and never applied for membership again, see Doc. No. 459-1 at 17-21, the settlement
agreement did not disturb the findings of the Ethics Committee that Blanco had submitted an
"erroneous and misleading report" and "knowingly misrepresent[ed]" data, see Southwell Decl.
Ex. K.
Blanco himself acknowledges that he had no factual basis for his speculation that
someone’s fingers transferred suntan lotion or some other product to the Work for Hire
Document. Blanco Tr. at 262:17-263:7. This is not surprising, because he did not even examine
the document with a stereomicroscope.

Blanco shot back in his Declaration:

In spite of the matter being resolved and vacated, many AAFS members who are aware of these details continue their attempts to use the expulsion as a tool to impeach me in litigation matters. Federal Judge Russell jumped in to vigorously defend me when this was attempted in his courtroom- see trial transcript excerpts (attached hereto as EXHIBIT 8) which include his colorful statement, "I’m convinced that Mr. Blanco has done nothing wrong. I have dealt with some organizations like the one he’s dealing with and, you know, frankly, they’re a bunch of old fogies who don’t know what they’re doing."

17 The comments printed by the "CAC" were by a Susan Morton, a supporter in league with those who conspired to blemish my professional reputation and herself a former document examiner with the San Francisco crime lab which suffered the loss of their ASCLAD Laboratory accreditation due to mismanagement and corruption. Soon after this incident it is my understanding that Morton retired from her position with the San Francisco crime laboratory.

wow!! I looked but couldn't find anything bad about Susan Morton...the SF crime lab scandal was a lab worker witha drug problem who kept stealing the cocaine evidence!! that was 4 years ago when California AG Kamala Harris was San Fran District Atty... I think the whole scandal was small potatoes and the coke-head was fired...San Franicsco cops..Clint Eastwood made a career out of them!!

Judge recommends Ceglia case vs Facebook be dismissed
(Reuters) - A federal judge on Tuesday recommended the dismissal of a lawsuit against Facebook Inc in which Paul Ceglia, an upstate New York wood pellet salesman, claimed a huge ownership stake in the social media company.

U.S. Magistrate Judge Leslie Foschio said there is "clear and convincing evidence" that an alleged 2003 contract with Mark Zuckerberg, now Facebook's chief executive, that Ceglia claimed entitled him to a one-half interest in the company is a "recently created fabrication."

In October, federal prosecutors in Manhattan announced criminal mail and wire fraud charges against Ceglia, whom U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara accused of seeking "a quick pay day based on a blatant forgery.

well this is all very bizarre indeed...Ceglia now faces fraud charges and his case against Facebook and Zuckerberg is apparently in limbo.....

if I were MZ, I'd unfriend this dude Ceglia!