Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Rocky Mountain Way

time to change the batter

Colorado is a fabled place...natural beauty, the mountains, the songs....but there has been an influx of teabaggers who have moved into instant pre-fabbed communities...communities that are very un-Colorado like....

Michelle Malkin in one such ultra- conservative Jap  religious fanatic  pro-pot teabagger...I can't believe newspapers still print her hysteria

Michelle is often on Sean Hannity's FOX show spouting off some anti-gov't nonsense..both Sean and Michelle would rather be little zombies for Rupert Murdoch...and his money

ok so the teabaggers are trying to turn this into a Teachers' Union thing...the teachers are using the students as pawns to get more money and force Common Core on the kids..the conservatives think Common Core is a commie plot because it encourages free thinking and discourages ignorance and because it was thunk up by Bill Gates, the genius Microsoft guy who is a liberal....I've said it before, Gates and Steve Jobs tipped the balance of power back to the working class.....the do it yourself spirit..now it 's possible to fight the wealthy who abuse power like say Wendy..

remember the old adage: never pick a fight with someone who owns ink by the barrel....well that's a dumb notion...you should always fight for what's right and now with computers and the internet, you can speak out and cut through the bullshit and right quick..besides, Wendy's got ink by the pint nowadays! hahahaah!!!

and the reason many conservatives home school is to pass their ignorance on to their kids.... and the fact is they don't get Common Core...why would they not want kids to learn practical aspects of math and English which is what CC is about..

but Michelle doesn't think the issue is about censorship...

The protests are aimed at new JeffCo School Board member Julie Williams’ proposal, which states, in part: "Materials should promote citizenship, patriotism, essentials and benefits of the free enterprise system, respect for authority and respect for individual rights. Materials should not encourage or condone civil disorder, social strife or disregard of the law. Instructional materials should present positive aspects of the United States and its heritage."

the conservative Board of Education wants to leave certain aspects of history out of the curriculum so as not to put conservatives in a bad light...I don't know why they think they could ever get away with that....history happened..you can't rewrite it..it's not healthy to just look at things that make us comfy....you need to look at the whole..the Gestalt...don't be afraid...America can stand up to scrutiny otherwise we have a dictatorship like at the News-Press...and that ain't gonna work at public schools..

the Jeffco school board has a conservative a majority and is trying to pull a fast one on the students...and trying to get more money for charter schools, and trying to bust the Teacher's Union....

so I check out this Julie Williams and as suspected she's a fat lazy conservative teabagger...look at her and her piggie supporters!! Colorado has all this open space where you can ride horses and get exercise so how is it that Julie Williams is a big fat slob of a woman??

with a mullet no less!! 

I may have to take a trip to Colorado and check this bag out

Sunday, September 28, 2014

you wreck me, baby

yeah, you break me in two

beware of Islamic militant lesbians.... well that's the message I got from reading the News-Press on Sunday....

first we have a new LESBIAN rector at All Saints by the Sea church in Montecito... Noozhawk had the story two weeks ago.... Wendy, why not buy Noozhawk and call it "Noozpress Hawks at Mission and State" Wendy McCuckoo- co-publisher;  Billy Mac-co-publisher; Nipper-co-publisher...ie, co-dependents waiting for a train!! hahahaha!!

NP-"After a tragedy struck All Saints-By-The-Sea Episcopal Church two years ago, the church was left searching for a new rector. The church leadership happily announced recently that it found a skilled rector in Chicago who is a perfect fit in regards to the church's search profile. The Rev. Aimee Eyer-Delevett will take her new position as rector of All Saints Dec. 7. She has served as the rector of the Church of the Holy Nativity in Clarendon Hills.."

and Aimee graduated from Wellesley, a private all female college where they obviously turned her gay

the church is located on Eucalyptus Lane by the Miramar...beautiful little church where Serendipity sleeps, and Providence sings....

now I've seen some of the church leaders..the ladies and they look like dykes to me..nice gals but definitely butch...and of course the church had issues with one of the gardeners abusing a little girl...Deacon Ann Symington and the Montecito Journal supported the guy who pled guilty to false imprisonmnet of a child..real nice scumbags...and when I told Deacon Ann I was gonna investigate her, she and hubby Fife and her 32 year old son skipped town to Hawaii!! good riddance!

it just proves nothing can tarnish this great little church by the sea because there's folks in Montecito watching over it....although some left the congregation because they can't deal with a lesbian rector and really who can blame them.....churchgoers, watch your daughters

next, we have the News-Press/Wendy promoting rightwing propaganda faster than a bullet train..WHOOOOSH!!!

NP-"a presentation geared to students from across the country, the Young America's Foundation hosted the Great Beginnings Seminar on Friday and Saturday at the Reagan Ranch Center. The seminar featured speakers Robert Spencer, a columnist and author of several books on Islam and jihad, Alex Marlow, editor-in-chief of Breitbart News, and several other conservative leaders"

Islam? jihad? Breitbart?? lesbian rectors?

no wonder Republicans are so troubled!!

Saturday, September 27, 2014

Black Magic Woman

got me so blind, I can't see

so I'm looking out over the ocean and I see a multi-colored van pull over to the side of the road..it's got "Ron Deblauw for Assembly" written all over it....proud veteran and blah blah blah..so the van pulls over to the side of Via Real in Carp and parks illegally blocking the bike lane..then two people get out..a guy and a gal..then they proceed to unload a huge sign attached to some boards..

then the guy pulls out a drill and attaches the sign to the chain-link fence between Highway 101 and Via Real

I would think that defacing public property is a crime...and a distraction to drivers on 101!

"California law exempts campaign signs from the "Outdoor Advertising" laws and regulations, provided that the signs are posted on private property, are less than 32 square feet in size, are posted no earlier than 90 days before the election, and are removed within 10 days after the election. To comply with the law, candidates must file a "Statement of Responsibility" with the Department of Transportation, acknowledging that they are responsible for any costs for removing signs that are not removed within 10 days after the election."

Does it make sense to vote for unethical candidates who abuse public resources by posting their signs on public property? Certainly not!

well, the sign won't last long as I'll ask the authorities to remove it..if they don't I will...I don't appreciate idiots coming into my neighborhood and littering.

ok so who is this jackass Deblauw? I do a google search and he's the guy who was on Mr. Wimpy's Show (Gramma Wimpy)..he's running for the state assembly against Das Williams....

ok he'll lose....everyone, every last conservative teabagger that appears on Mr.Wimpy's show loses because they are all losers..

and we got a guy putting up signs like a thief in the night!!

ok now I don't know what Ron does for a living but he was with a chick and she has a web page...she's involved with the Ventura Life Improvement Center where she "teaches" hypnotherapy, human sexuality, sexual problems, age regression and brainspotting...she's got a psychology degree from Brazil...maybe she hypnotized ol' Ron Deblah!!!



well WTF is brainspotting?? real psychotherapists don't use brainspotting as any type of legit therapy...it's quackery...nonsense and it pisses me off these people do this....most of this crap is pushed by phony life coaches, motivational speakers, and the like...the guy who founded brainspotting has a degree from "International University"....

these people are con artists!!!!

ok so this dud Deblauw fell for a Brazilian chick..he's under her spell.... but he still doesn't have chance against Das Williams...

and if you spot a brain in these teabag conservatives, please let me know

update: so Sunday morning I notice the big sign on the chain-link fence by Via Real is gone..I guess Ron and the Black Magic Woman came back last night and removed it..hahaha!

hey Ron, there's plenty of conservatives  in Carp that would gladly put your sign on their PRIVATE chainlink fence...key word: PRIVATE

but then I see little sign across the highway on Carp Ave!! public land!!  geez, what a dickhead this Ron Deblauw is...dude, the message is this: I don't care what office you run for, just DON'T FUCKING LITTER UP my neighborhood!!!

Friday, September 26, 2014

Indian Summer

that was my Indian summer

I'd have more luck finding a Chumash Indian squaw in a teepee than a bear in the hills of Carpinteria...I'd have more luck finding a sober person in Santa Barbara than a bear in Carp woods...

I'd have more luck finding a pig in a poke than a bear running through an avocado grove...I'd have more luck.....well you get the idea...

so the news that a lady named Emily got attacked by a black bear in her avocado orchard gave me paws.... I saw her on KEYT, seductively lifting up her top for KEYT reporter John P-the mustachioed Mr. Man About Town- exposing her scratches..you could also see her fleshy back and her beige frilly bra, and the back snap part...those come off pretty easy as I remember...and John was rubbing her back, fingering the scratches with surprising familiarity...hmmmm

you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours!

but uh..ok I'm skeptical that it was a bear attack..the last black bear that made the news in Carp was the one who was hiding in a tree on Foothill, by Rancho Monte Alegre a few years ago...I suppose if you pissed off a black bear it might attack esp if you had a few annoying dogs with you, but generally black bears are wussies...they see people and run away

now I've been around the ranches and Carp farm girls and they do smell funny and can be a little wacky, esp the Van Wingerdens...but if they wanna have sex with you, generally they just lay down in the avocado orchard on the leaves and branches and rakes and pitchforks, naked and you just dive right in....and believe me, someone always gets scratched!! I can't bear the thought of Simone or anyone getting hurt, so I'm sorry about Em...but

I went looking for the bear but all I saw was this big NO on P sign by June's place..wacky June

so the question is where'd those scratches on Emily's back really come from?? seems like the Palm was up there pretty quick to do the story and a black bear was blamed pretty quick...

do either of these two, John and Emily, have an alibi???

this bears investigating!

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Ginny Come Lately

sweet sweet as can be.....

so I twied to watch "Sideways" a few times but it is such a bad movie, I couldn't finish...stwange how a weally good cast got such a turkey....but "Sideways" is cwedited with the Wine surge in Santa Ynez, the wine tasting rooms everywhere, the wine tourists...

well I see in the News-Pwess that "Sideways" will be playing at the Arlington Oct 5th in the  afternoon and a Q and A with actwess Virginia Madsen will follow.... pansy-ass Gabe Saglie from the NP will modewate...

nice bweasts!

tickets are fwee and I will not attend even though Virginia Madsen is a babe...I've had a thing for her that makes me cwy sometimes...unrequited love I think it's called...

so is "Sideways" responsible for turning everyone in Santa Barbara into a bunch of pussies?


will me and Ginny ever hook up??

pwobably not....

Here Comes The Sun

little darlin'....it's alright


The Great Gatsby, by F. Scott Fitzgerald
Challenged at the Baptist College in Charleston, SC (1987) because of "language and sexual references in the book." 2. The Catcher in the Rye, by J.D. Salinger

The Grapes of Wrath, by John Steinbeck
Burned by the East St. Louis, IL Public Library (1939) and barred from the Buffalo, NY Public Library (1939) on the grounds that "vulgar words"

To Kill a Mockingbird, by Harper Lee
Challenged in Eden Valley, MN (1977) and temporarily banned due to words "damn" and "whore lady" used in the novel.
Challenged in the Vernon Verona Sherill, NY School District (1980) as a "filthy, trashy novel."

The Color Purple, by Alice Walker
Challenged as appropriate reading for Oakland, CA High School honors class (1984) due to the work's "sexual and social explicitness" and its "troubling ideas about race relations, man's relationship to God, African history, and human sexuality." After nine months of haggling and delays, a divided Oakland Board of Education gave formal approval for the book's use.
Rejected for purchase by the Hayward, CA school's trustee (1985) because of "rough language" and "explicit sex scenes." vs non-explicit sex???

6. Ulysses, by James Joyce
7. Beloved, by Toni Morrison
8. The Lord of the Flies, by William Golding

1984, by George Orwell
Challenged in the Jackson County, FL (1981) because Orwell's novel is "pro-communist and contained explicit sexual matter."
11. Lolita, by Vladmir Nabokov
12. Of Mice and Men, by John Steinbeck

15. Catch-22, by Joseph Heller

Brave New World, by Aldous Huxley
Banned in Ireland (1932). Removed from classrooms in Miller, MO (1980), because it makes promiscuous sex "look like fun."

17. Animal Farm, by George Orwell
18. The Sun Also Rises, by Ernest Hemingway
19. As I Lay Dying, by William Faulkner
20. A Farewell to Arms, by Ernest Hemingway

Denver students protest censorship and I'm so proud of them!!
 Hundreds of students walked out of classrooms around suburban Denver on Tuesday in protest over a conservative-led school board ..

the school board wanted to promote patriotism, free markets and respect for authority....well there's nothing wrong with that unless you try to hide or censor other parts of history...

The curriculum controversy stems from a board member's proposal to form a review panel to promote patriotic material, respect for authority, and the free-market system. In turn, the panel would avoid material about "civil disorder, social strife or disregard of the law."


history is full of authority figures who abused rights....Catholic priests, politicians, newspaper publishers...it is the duty of Americans to fight abusive authority, not submit to it

so I was thrilled to see Denver students protesting the school board's lame attempt to censor American history...that's not the school board's role..their role is to educate and let the kids make up their own minds


23. Their Eyes Were Watching God, by Zora Neale Hurston
24. Invisible Man, by Ralph Ellison
25. Song of Solomon, by Toni Morrison
26. Gone with the Wind, by Margaret Mitchell
27. Native Son, by Richard Wright
28. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, by Ken Kesey
29. Slaughterhouse-Five, by Kurt Vonnegut
30. For Whom the Bell Tolls, by Ernest Hemingway

33. The Call of the Wild, by Jack London

36. Go Tell it on the Mountain, by James Baldwin

38. All the King's Men, by Robert Penn Warren

40. The Lord of the Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien

45. The Jungle, by Upton Sinclair

48. Lady Chatterley's Lover, by D.H. Lawrence
49. A Clockwork Orange, by Anthony Burgess
50. The Awakening, by Kate Chopin

53. In Cold Blood, by Truman Capote

55. The Satanic Verses, by Salman Rushdie

57. Sophie's Choice, by William Styron

64. Sons and Lovers, by D.H. Lawrence

66. Cat's Cradle, by Kurt Vonnegut
67. A Separate Peace, by John Knowles

73. Naked Lunch, by William S. Burroughs
74. Brideshead Revisited, by Evelyn Waugh
75. Women in Love, by D.H. Lawrence

80. The Naked and the Dead, by Norman Mailer

84. Tropic of Cancer, by Henry Miller

88. An American Tragedy, by Theodore Dreiser

97. Rabbit, Run, by John Updike

Tuesday, September 23, 2014


Through the mirror of my mind / Time after time, I see reflections of you and me / Reflections of the way life used to be....

my fave Diana Ross and the Supremes song...came out in 1967 and was kinda trippy psychodelic....on the radio you could hear the Beatles, the Stones and Diana Ross and the Supremes in the same set...it was heaven...the Supremes songbook was huge and put Motown front and center....and I missed Diana at the Santa Barbara Bowl..I missed her...I missed a legend.......just a handful of promisses, are all that's left...


well, water casts a reflection too you know

ever since I sounded the warning that the lakes were evaporating and the polar ice caps were melting, ever since I told the politicians to stop worrying about superficial things..ever since then everyone is talking about the drought and the water sitch, which ain't too good...

a bird in the hand, is worth two in the Bush

even the News-Press has jumped on the band wagon...an article about why the City of Santa Barbara in rebuilding the Reclamation Plant in a drought...the story was by hot 'n bothered Sara Bush who last wrote about co-eds at UCSB and sugar daddies!! how long do I have to wait, Sara???

I remember the last drought had everyone so panicked, some were painting their lawns green! and the people voted for state water and desal...state water is ok unless the state is in a drought....desal is ok if you got lots of money and time....and another water saver was the little reclaimed water plant the city built in the late 1980s...

it was designed like the Cater Water Plant but with a monofilter-anthracite coal..and it was only designed to capture and filter about one million gallons out of an average 11 million gallons that pass through the wastewater plant each day...that's alot of water for flushing..alot of fresh water..too much fresh water!! sewage water is 99.9% pure..like Ivory soap..so they say

the reclaimed water was stored on site in a tank, then pumped to users at night for irrigation...the plant worked like a charm for 10-15 years, but it was too small and the design was more of a proto-type..so maintenance was an issue

and the big tank that stores the reclaimed water was built with a potable water fill valve in case the reclaimed plant was off-line....

so the old tertiary plant outlived its usefulness and the city is building a bigger and better one...technology changes and things become obsolete very quickly, esp prototypes and iphones.......if you design something make sure you don't make it impossible or dangerous to maintain! and make sure it works as intended..and build with an eye toward future absurdly restrictive water regulations...$$$$$$$$

now I heard that some folks tried to blame the unions and pensions for the old reclamation plant's end...that is silly and ignorant and I'm not surprised because today's conservatives are silly and ignorant...but shit, they own the facilities, so they should tour it and ask questions once in awhile....but it's best to leave these decisions to the pros in the water dept

it's too bad we use so much fresh water to flush the toilet, but if you wanna blame someone for the drought, I blame all of you alcoholics who are probably flushing right now...how many times....three or four after last night's Santa Barbara gourmet foodie and wine extravaganza??? alcohol is a diuretic, so you piss more and flush more

when I'm hungry, I want to eat a cheeseburger, fries, and a Coke.. I don't wanna analyse it, fret over it or judge it..I just wanna fucking eat it....

now you see, everything is connected...it's a circle....or cycle...you wanna pretend you're Ms or Mr Fancypants all unconcerned about the paucity of water?

fine, but don't coming running to me when you can't see your reflections anymore

Sunday, September 21, 2014

that'll be the day

Well, that'll be the day, when you say goodbye. Yes, that'll be the day, when you make me cry. You say you're gonna leave, you know it's a lie 'Cause that'll be, when I die

so I drive thru Montecito yesterday and billionaire Craig McCaw's restaurant is still covered in a green tarp! STILL!!! after three or four years!!!  how hard can it be to remodel a little restaurant?? kind of a metaphor for the shape of conservatives today

meanwhile back at the ranch.....

NP: The sons of two conservative icons drew a crowd to Friday's Wendy P. McCaw Reagan Ranch Roundtable Luncheon. The panel, hosted by radio host Mark Larson, was light in tone, featuring impressions of Ronald Reagan by his eldest son, Michael Reagan, but included a serious discussion of his and Barry Goldwater's effects on the political landscape. Michael Reagan and Michael Goldwater, son of the senator from Arizona, talked about the intersections of the political careers of their fathers....

STOP right there! first of all, Michael Reagan is the bastard adopted son of Ron...second of all Michael Goldwater is..uh, I doan know who he is other than the idiot son of Barry Goldwater..third of all, the moderator is Mark Larson, a conservative radio host! what a pussy job!!

but thankfully Barry Goldwater was never elected president and Ron Reagan was an actor and president..not very good at either role...

now reading the article, the News-Press is trying to tell me that Goldwater was all about desegregation...Goldwater?? the News-Press says Barry "racially integrated" the Arizona Air Force and National Guard in 1947 yet didn't support the Civil Rights Act!! WTF???

Reagan and Goldwater sons discuss why they are losers!

in reality, Goldwater was creepy..even as a kid I knew he was creepy..those thick glasses and white hair...Buddy Holly he wasn't!!

Eleanor Roosevelt was calling for integration of the armed services before anyone else!!

but Barry wasn't all bad: Goldwater was a strong supporter of the environment. He explained his position in 1969:

I feel very definitely that the [Nixon] administration is absolutely correct in cracking down on companies and corporations and municipalities that continue to pollute the nation's air and water. While I am a great believer in the free competitive enterprise system and all that it entails, I am an even stronger believer in the right of our people to live in a clean and pollution-free environment. To this end, it is my belief that when pollution is found, it should be halted at the source, even if this requires stringent government action against important segments of our national economy.

why did the News-Press omit this info? Measure P, that's why

but Goldwater was anti-New Deal, anti-labor unions and the antithesis of FDR....Goldwater was a con artist..

some folks say Goldwater was the father of the Tea Party but I reject that...Sen Joe McCarthy was the father of the Tea Party....McCarthy was a conservative paranoid alcoholic goon

if you want to talk great presidents, check out the brilliant Ken Burns/ KCET special about Teddy and FDR and awesome First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt...now those were some interesting times....actually from the 1860s to the 1960s is what fascinates me....the Civil War... Tammany, Butch Cassidy...this 1887 pocket watch was once owned by Billy the Kid , or maybe the Sundance Kid...and I got it for a song....

Eleanor stood up to Joe McCarthy and called him an idiot..she was the most amazing woman in American politics and actually quite lovely as a young woman....

FDR was pro-America, pro-labor, anti-racism and forged an alliance with Churchill to beat the Nazis who were killing Jews and non-Jews in Europe...Hitler and the Nazis enjoyed killing because they were sadists, like Wendy

and FDR dealt with the Japs, too...and he was elected president FOUR TIMES!!!

so you can't even mention Goldwater or Reagan in the same sentence as FDR...FDR was a giant....a great man who led America through the Great Depression and World War II...

the New Deal saved America altho conservatives even today criticize FDR for it...but these conseravtives are not real Americans..they are pussies like Wendy, Nipper, Micheal Reagan and the Goldwater boy who have no stature compared to FDR....their only claim to fame is their famous daddies or their rich ex-husbands....

the New Deal put Americans to work and work they did...nobody was too concerned about getting rich in the stock market of screwing people out of their paychecks and pensions....unlike today's Republicans

it's true FDR married his fifth cousin, Eleanor but I say who cares as long as the second brother don't get in the way...hahahah!

and President Eisenhower..that's a whole 'nother post: Eisenhower was a hero who led the invasion into Germany and kicked Hitler's ass...In 1944, he was supreme commander of Operation Overlord, the Allied assault on Nazi-occupied Europe.

throughout his presidency, Eisenhower adhered to a political philosophy of dynamic conservatism. He continued all the major New Deal programs still in operation, especially Social Security. He expanded its programs and rolled them into a new cabinet-level agency, the Department of Health, Education and Welfare, while extending benefits to an additional ten million workers. He implemented integration in the Armed Services in two years, which had not been completed under Truman....

and don't forget Truman, the president who ordered the Enola Gay to drop the atomic bombs on Hiroshima, forcing the Japs to surrender

today the conservatives have lost their way because they drink too much and don't look at history staring them in the faces..

the great Republicans and Democrats loved America and Americans...they didn't dwell on making more and more money...and they didn't think Joe McCarthy was a great American

I'm still trying to figure out why Reagan invaded the tiny little island of Grenada...

no FDR? no Truman?? no Eisenhower?? then no Buddy Holly....no Rock-n-Roll....no 1950s....no Jack Johnson (HAAHAAH!!!) dude, pick up an electric guitar before you put me to sleep with your  slacker foofoo music...show some  R R spirit!!

like FDR did... and Truman and Eisenhower did....and Eleanor Roosevelt did .....these folks were the real deal...the real deal!!

Friday, September 19, 2014

Honky Tonk Women

gimme gimme gimme the honky tonk blues

well I'm reading Noozhawk and I see a public announcment from Animal Rescue Team..you know Julia #69's nonprofit...and the name I see on the news release is Valerie Walston...is this the same Valerie who was involved in the sexting scandal with  county undersheriff Jim Peterson, I wonder aloud

I guess Valerie was under the sheriff for a time and then decided to sue the county for sexual harrassment...the county settled with her for what $30000?? the taxpayers paid her to have sex with the undersheriff Jim !! geez, can't he pay for his own ho??

so I guess now Valerie hooked up with Julia to rescue animals and they want everyone to watch out for wildlife on the road...someone hit and killed a bear recently....I think they call it roadkill....but with the drought upon us, the animals are coming down from the hills to seek water and food...

so with the new law for bicylists-the new 3 ft law- I think we can extrend that to bears and such...bears and bikes are no match for a 5000 lb vehicle and I know conservatives hate the new law and are too lazy to brake and move over, but shit, at least TRY!!!

va va va  voom!!

ok so I know Julia hooked up with ex- Carp  DUI councilman  Joe Armendariz a while back... I don't think she sued him but  I think their safe word was "FURRY"

what's up with the nonprofit Animal Rescue Team and these two floozies??? does ART double as a brothel now???

geez, even a bear has more discretion than these two tramps...these  honky tonk women!

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Shake Down Street

tell me this town ain't got no heart... well, well, well, you can never tell

do I see a pattern here? wealthy city attracts lawsuits for civil rights issues against cops (happens all the time) and safety issues supposedly the city caused.... there's a cottage industry from New York to Dallas to Santa Barbara...created by lawyers to sue cities for all sorts of perceived violations of the heart...and cities are shelling out millions to settle...why? I don't know but it's up to the citizens to stop this shake-down..

some lawyers are good and ethical but others and you know who I mean are just...well..retarded..so let's lose these retards...what say??

-blind guy takes long walk off short pier and sues city

-drunk guy resists arrest gets smacked down and sues city

-skinny city girl crashes her car into car, resists arrest and sues city

-"musician" crashes bike on city street and blames sidewalk, then sues city

rich bitch buys Santa Barbara News-Press with ex-husband's money and DESTROYS IT....talk about a shake down!! remember when Wendy sued the city for a Brown Act violation..and remember when Wendy was suing everyone for anything???

and someone is trying to shake down Wendy on EBAY!


how about a little tort reform...stem the tide of frivolous and excessive litigation....

"My eyes glaze over as I observe the seemingly unending stream of TV advertising by local attorneys seeking out would-be injured "victims" of penny-pinching medical and casualty insurance companies, incompetent medical providers and any other enterprise suspected of "unfair" treatment of innocent citizens. The motivation of many of these bottom feeders is quite clear. There is much money to be made by suing individuals and companies for damages — real or not — under the U.S. tort law system. This system, badly in need of reform, essentially provides a low- or zero-risk gamble by plaintiff’s attorneys — and their supposedly victimized clients — to secure large monetary settlements from the defendants"


that sounds like a just cause to me!

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

White Room

where the shadows run from themselves.....

I had an appointment with the hygienist so into Santa Barbara I went..apparently my mouth is so super trashy and disgusting, I need a whole other person to clean it out for me...she was pretty hot and so was the weather..blistering in SB..the heat was real hot

now what..DA Joyce Dudley of the front page of the News-Press..Joyce and Wendy new BFFs! with Joyce going easy on drunk drivers, I see a friendship blossoming, possibly into lesbianism

Joyce's mistakes were not to pursue resisting arrest charges against party boy Tony..and what about all that child porn on the News-Press computers, Joyce???

YES! we need a District Atty with some balls...Sneddon was a disaster; Joyce is a joke and Josh Lynn's campaign against Joyce was financed by a bunch of potheads and drug dealers!! geez, no wonder we can't get any justice...

shitfuckpiss on you all....

well I see the new white Public Market by the Arlington so I go in and....but can't figure it out...you walk around and there's shelves with some goods, a small fruit place..more employees than customers with blank stares of Abercrombie Fitch models

the rest of the place is like a Top Chef kitchen.....I start running in a panic but I'm like rat in a maze.. no place leads anywhere but around in a circle, then in back there's an exit with no doors..just big black screens/grids that are inexplicable

I pick up some Ginger Lemonade and shampoo..I thought the shampoo was like $7 but, when I finally found the check-out stand named Forager's (???) it rung up for $17!!! I double-checked the Ginger Lemondade to make sure no alcohol was in it..the yuppies put alcohol in everything now

the Public Market is a like a foodie prison! get me the fuck outta here...I won't go back ..when I check out of a grocery store or market, I wanna see a union gal with big tits behind the counter, not some short skinny dude who looks like he makes craft beer all day...bring back VON'S

who doesn't like to drive down Anapamu by the SBHS and see the giant Italian  Stone Pines? they must be saved because they are awesome...but oh yeah..they're non-native..a crime in SB

then I drive home and there's a car in front of me called a Leaf....

I love the smell of burning leaves in the Fall

Monday, September 15, 2014


drink up, drink up let me fill your cup

Tap your toes...in the glass.



The sound of live music.. Santa Barbara's blues duo Tom Ball and Kenny Sultan- well half-alive anyway. The glow of the sun sinking behind the Mission. Kids dancing in the park. What better way to spend a Thursday evening? It's the Autumn Alcohol Summit Sunset Series in Santa Barbara's Museum of Natural History's newly opened Prohibition Center. Bring a blanket and treat yourself to dinner and dessert from one of several food and booze vendors. We'll have Tequila, wine, beer, vodka, Schnapps for you to taste and lots of Brandy and hot dogs!!!

Take a stroll and browse the works of local artisans and craft beer makers

Tour a model brewery. And feel absolutely free to shake a tail feather.

When: Thursday, October 23 from 5pm to 7pm

Where: Museum of Natural History @ Santa Barbara Natural History Museum

Master of Ceremonies: one of the Graffy's

speakers: Darryl Genis and Tony DeNunzio discuss how to hit the jackpot without ever going to the Chumash casino! and civil rights, too!! Santa Barbara City Attorney Ariel Colonne will speak about balancing his role as lawyer and sugar daddy

Britt Cotledge signs her new book "Fuck Me Fuck Me Fuck Me Harder!"

please mark your calendars for this important event... it's free and it's fun!

sponsored by Hornitos Tequila

Sunday, September 14, 2014


 ナフヘフ fオス トケツネセフヘ ネスヘ ヌアノ「セチセ

as I said I am thoroughly disgusted with the City of Santa Barbara, the City Council and the new city atty Ariel Calonne formerly with the City of Ventura....if this guy is still on probation..ie a probationary period before he gets full time status, he should be fired immediately....and a lawyer with a spine should be hired in Ariel's place... all this guy does is settle...district elections, drunk drivers, whatever it is he won't put up a fight..he just bends over ....pathetic....

I had an old bottle of Saki in the kitchen cupboard and decided to drink the whole thing, like Buddhist monks do...once a year they get plastered to recalibrate..so I drank the saki.....it was pretty mellow and soon my head was spinning....I was laughing and shouting out loud at no one...and everyone

then I hear a banjo... I stumble into the living room and see an Asian chick fiddling with my banjoele I keep on the wall....

so I watched her for awhile..she started whistling "Sukiyaki"..it's the only thing that made any sense....

キォトォ  キォ キォトォ  キォ....

Saturday, September 13, 2014

My Back Pages

sisters fled by confusion boats....

ok I think it all come down to the judges...and lawyers...When I look at this justice system, I see that swift justice is not a priority...some cases that should be resolved in a few months go on for years and years...in criminal prosecutions, the right to a speedy and public trial is a Sixth Amendment provision..

but I don't see lawyers and judges hurrying up anyone..no...instead they always continue things, sometimes six months down the road...then another six months

looking at the court calenders there are thousands of pending cases, backed up and some never to be resolved..they stay in the courts forever and ever, amen

now I know a judge who recently retired..she and her lawyer husband own a condo and rent it out...some of her renters were morons and gang members...she recently installed a satellite dish on the chimney without the HOA permission..so the HOA forced her to take it down..remember this if nothing else: you don't mess with the COMMON AREA!!!

anyway, I lost all respect for her..some judges and lawyers apparently think the rules don't apply to them!

so we got a problem in the system..lazy judges and fat stupid lawyers..this is unacceptable...

so any judge can be undressed in the Robing Room..not literally of course..you can read the feedback from the folks who dealt with them...some of the judges appear not to have a clue about how poorly they are doing....

here's a few comments about Judge Wu...he's one of the judges who ruled in favor of Tony Denunzio, the chronic drunk and guy who was convicted of battery...and his lawyer Darryl who obviously earned his judicial kneepads with these faggy judges
Judge Wu has a reputation among some federal prosecutors of being very lenient when it comes to sentencing in criminal matters, as well as being very arrogant on the bench. My experiences confirm this. If you are a criminal who is convicted by a jury and the day of sentencing comes, you would be very fortunate to be standing before Judge Wu. You won' get a better deal anywhere.

If you are a little guy and want justice, stay away from Judge Wu. Justice is not an issue in his court room. If you, as defendant, have money and fancy attorneys, he is your man

Loves to hear himself talk. If you get 5 words out before he interrupts, you're doing well. Too many status conferences, which runs up the bill.

He maintains a friendly courtroom demeanor with an excellent clerk, but he is otherwise a disaster. He micromanages to a degree that his calendar is always overfull with return hearings. As a result, he is never prepared for argument, and has rarely read any of the papers. He wings everything, including criminal sentencing, which is a disgrace. He makes up for this by invariably sentencing for less than the proposed term, for the most peculiar reasons. In civil cases, he is the most plaintiff-favorable judge in the District Court, perhaps because he is naturally indecisive, and so reasons that he'll not be overturned by keeping the case alive. He is very intelligent, and has the ability to be very, very much better than he presently is. He is a great disappointment

so who reviews these judges? or are they just allowed to run a wild goose chase in search of real justice....

when the City of Santa Barbara can give away free taxpayer money to drunken criminals, there needs to be an investigation...I'll try to get to the bottom of this muck

Friday, September 12, 2014

Baby Driver

I wonder how your engines feel..

CHEERS! Santa Barbara...you just got robbed

so the City of Santa Barbara sent out a message to drunk drivers, including ones who drive on suspended licenses for previous DUI offenses: you can drive drunk, you may get arrested and become belligerent, but if the cops arrest you and use their training, you can sue the city for civil rights violations and make some quick cash, because the city will pay you, with taxpayer money!!

that's the message...DUI attys can legally extort money from the City of Santa Barbara and the city atty's and administrators and City Council will pay!!

I am completely disgusted the city settled with these clowns instead of calling their bluff..and the taxpayers should be upset too...drunk drivers will be very happy...it'll be happy hour all the time in Santa Barbara

so I've designed a new logo for the City of Santa Barbara

the News-Press had the story because of Darryl's cozy relationship with Scott Steepleton and though was not written by Scott Steepleton, I can guess it was and probably under a pseudonym...you can't fool me, fool

but according to the report, Darryl says that one gal Britteny was leaving a party and fleeing a robbery with her boyfriend..somebody was trying to rob them and she hit a car..then the cops busted her for DUI and broke her arm...had this gone to trial, the real story would have come out, but instead the city just settled!! unbelieveable...fleeing a robbery??? they can make up whatever a story they want if they aren't under oath!

and for Tony Denunzio getting some cash for his arrrest and blood sample draw...wow!!

so the settlement is $177000 plus or minus $43000..that's cut three ways: $59000 for Darryl, $59000 for Tony and $59000 for Britteny plus the leftovers

Brittney? Britteny? Brittany? I'm all confused

this new attorney for the city, this Ariel dude..so creepy..he seems like he's asleep most of the time....and he's giving away your tax money

why work for a living when you can just get drunk and sue!!!!

my God what a scam this is..the City of Santa Barbara and the council should be ashamed of themselves for settling with these losers, Darryl, Tony and Brittany....

I'm ashamed of all of you

and the kicker is Tony Denunzio is in the courts again for being drunk and stupid at the Harbor!!! (allegedly)

why not just give him the Key to the City!!!

and I see some stories that former News-Press employee Kimberly Jesus Kreist was charged for some felony and misdemeanor DUI charges in the deadly highway crash some months ago but they didn't think a manslaughter charge was appropriate...naw, she was just driving along at night high on drugs and alcohol, and smashed into the already crashed car in front of her....an honest mistake

don't worry Jesus, just sue the city and county for civil rights violations and you'll make a fortune


Thursday, September 11, 2014

On The Beach

Fly Away

Life in the city can make you crazy
For sounds of the sand and the sea
Life in a high-rise can make you hungry
For things that you can’t even see

Fly away, fly away, fly away

today is 9/11..so I thought I'd do a post about flying..as George Bush said: don't let the terrists scare ya!

with the drought upon us, I's a'waitin' for the hurricanes to dump some water...but Marie turnd her back and Norbert just dry humped everyone...

one be must prepared for the inevitable...the gov't can't make it rain....so I thought I'd better figure out a way to get water and food...as the supplies dwindle down to  a precious few, like the days of the News-Press

ok so you can give man food or teach him to fish...how hard can it be to fish? you got your pole line and bait and then you wait for a bite...then I thought about the squid boats..they shine green lights in the water and the squids come runnin'....

so I see me a Fish Finder..I don't know how it works but I bet it's faster than the line and hook method..I'll test it out later after I get back from Trader Joe's

then there's the water....I hear Oprah and her rich Montecito pals are trucking in water to keep the gardens green...but that will only last so long..it's not ..um... sustainable

so I see me this Turkish copper water boiler that I'll modify into a desal plant..a little one..it's already close to what I need!! the Turks were way ahead of us

just boil some sea water into steam and the condensed water will flow, minus the salt and give me fresh water!!

so I was down at Padaro Lane looking for a spot to fish and get water when above me I hear a whining noise..it's a flying machine...it's a guy in a parachute with a little motorized propellar attached...zipping around the cosmos

I got two words for these guys:

John Denver

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Pretty Ballerina

had a date with a pretty ballerina, her hair so brilliant that it hurt my eyes

I was down at SB City Hall trying to put the moves on a pretty planner, the girl with the tip-tilted nose, the forget-me-not eyes, the rose red cheeks and the lily-white neck and shoulders when I see a short unattractive dumpy blonde enter the News-Press..is it Wendy?? a Wendy visit to the News-Press well that's as rare as an Obama visit to the White House! is Wendy trying to be a hands-on owner finally instead of a phantom??

so I see this thing..this frequency indicator from yesteryear and I'm intrigued...I wonder who owns all these scanner frequencies so I look it up...a website called cityfreq lists all the owners so I go down the list and see AMPERSAND owns some radio waves..I see the contact guys as Randy Alcorn and a Norman fellow


462.76250 Mobile, 2 watt(s), 4 unit(s), Mobile, Transmit Location
0.3km radius around SANTA BARBARA COUNTY, CA,
34° 25' 49.0" N 119° 49' 23.5" W

now I know Randy was Wendy's bitch during the bad days ..he was the CFO who was up her ass until she fired him, then he tucked his tail between his legs and went to Noozhawk...some guys never learn..Randy called the city workers, the cops and fire people..all of them he called "miscreants" because they had a union....how can first responders be miscreants, Randy?? I think perhaps it is you who is miscreant, freak

ok so Randy's gone and this other guy Norman is allegedly AWOL ..apparently he has become the Phantom of the Opera and Wendy has been trying to find him...that's why Wendy is spending more and more time at the News-Press lately..the night watchman swears that he can hear Wendy running through the News-Press halls crying out "ERIK! ERIK!! where are you, dear?"

Sometimes, the Angel [of Music] leans over the cradle... and that is how there are little prodigies who play the fiddle at six better than men of fifty, which, you must admit is very wonderful. Sometimes, the Angel comes much later, because the children are naughty and won't learn their lessons or practice their scales. And sometimes, he does not come at all, because the children have a wicked heart or a bad conscience."

"She's singing to-night to bring the chandelier down!"

the Angel of Death..or the Angel of Music...which shall it be,Wendy?

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Green River

barefoot girls dancing in the moonlight

well I got up this morning and it was cool..last night I watched the Super Moon as the moon rose in the sky up there...it was warm... the clouds were up there too and were in front of the moon..probably some were behind the moon, too

while I was outside, I felt like it was ok to shoot the moon, so I did...

I noticed the moon looked like the Wizard of Oz...the great and powerful Oz...I felt the urge to go

so I snuck Dorothy, my Honda 90 out of the garage, and rode her up to Cody's Camp like a fast rock skipping across Green River...

with the headlights turned off....and the bullfrogs calling me

Sunday, September 7, 2014

and your bird can sing

when your prized possessions, start to weigh you down....

one of my dreams is to wake up one morn surrounded by pink..thousands of women and their little pink........tee shirts!

such a morning was Sunday...I woke up and heard outside my window, chirping voices of birds and chicks..and feathers all over my bed...I ripped apart my down comforter last night apparently...

well it's the AVON WALK today to protest breast cancer and remember those who died from it...while I may titillate from time to time on this blog, I have no love for cancer in any form...cancer is stupid and if you hate me, today you must take all that hatred and focus it on killing not me, but cancer...

breast cancer especially because I love breasts... and to the survivors of breast cancer...well ladies, you still got mouths, fingers and pussies, don't you??

it's no time to be nice about cancer ...I will not....no etiquette needed...no civility for the BIG C....it's time to get down and mean!!! stop crying and start singing!! you be the predator and let cancer be the prey!!

FUCK cancer!!

Saturday, September 6, 2014

the Bitch Is Back

stone cold sober as a matter of fact

oh so we have some dog issues again....I knew I smelled something bad...well anyway all you gals who just love dogs do you know what I did today? I beheaded a dog....keep this silliness up and I'll behead another one next week

what silliness you ask? DA Joyce Dudley..I know Joyce like dogs..I seen her walking a dog...I seen her talking about dogs...I got my doubts about Joyce...can she render justice or just obsess about her dogs??

someone probably Wendy gave a $74000 vehicle to the county for a dog to drive around in..supposedly for the arson investigative team but the sniffing dogs are wrong 50% of the time so this is just more rabid insanity...

for the record I like Boxers, German Shepards, Australian Shepards, Lassie and Toto and Rin Tin Tin...all the other breeds can be put thru the meat grinder for cat food

the reason I mention all this is the News-Press has had non-stop animal stories on the front page..I guess to please animal-lover Wendy..but it seems Joyce has put together a task force to study the connection between animal abuse and violence to people (who are also members of the animal kingdom)...and child abuse

well this is crazy but Joyce has got some animal rights galpal lawyers trying to draw the correlation....

let's see kids we killed grasshoppers and frogs for fun and fed tadpoles to snapping turtles..it's phases kids go through...they grow up and out of it providing they have the right guidance from adults...parents teachers aunts and uncles...

as we grow we learn the value of life...well most of us..the Chumash don't care if you die on the Chumash Highway of Death so long as you gamble first

but to suggest that killing animals will turn you into a serial killer is absurd...it's two differnt things...otherwise the National Parks Service, Nature Conservancy and others would be in jail...look at all the animals they killed, harassed and abused...this species-cleansing act was supported by Wendy as she gave money to the Center for Biological Diversity, which supported the killings...

none of these people from Joyce to PETA did a thing to stop the Channel Island killings...how can they kill thousands of animals and not call it animal abuse..oh wait...they call it "restoration" and "biodiversity"..

now this lady, this animal gal on the front page of the News-Press, Allie, says that animal abuse is linked to child abuse....

but there's no link...as a matter of fact, the opposite may be true...Wendy has pathological needs to show everyone she's an animal lover and yet thousands of images of child porn were found on the News-Press computers...that's her company and the buck stops with Wendy..although she ducked it

see I just blew away Allie's theory

now guys..if we allow the women to take over and run things, pretty soon we'll be knee deep in dog doo..is that what you want???

maybe it's time to put these  bitches in their place..."restore" them so to speak

Friday, September 5, 2014

Dancing in the Dark

hey baby

as I pondered the sad state of the Bird Refuge in Santa Barbara (remember this is part of my territory) I gazed out over the Salt Marsh last night..the moon was high and bright, the marsh was nearly full of flowing water, the tidal flush needed so badly by the Bird Refuge, the herons were great and blue...

I like looking at things I can't see which is why I have ten pairs of binoculars...most are made in China and ok quality...the Nikons are the best but I got a pair a few days ago from a Goodwill auction..I paid 9 bucks...they are Kalimars...came in a real leather case, the binocs are well- made I think in Japan and when I looked thru the eyepieces, I was astonished...the clarity blew the others out of the water! the original receipts say a guy bought them in St. Louis, Mo circa 1965 and had them serviced in 1990..took real good care of them..and now I got 'em....thanks pal

why is everything so cheaply made nowadays??? I don't know but I sure like the Kalimars

so I see a gal named Heidi got busted in LA for alleged DUI...I suppose she'll run to Darryl for protection......people who do stupid things behind the wheel always run to Darryl to see if he can find a loophole in the Constitution that allows for such abhorrent behavior as drunk driving...but Heidi's name rang a bell so I find out she's a personal trainer and pole dancer in Santa Barbara..or was...I doan know what's up with these girls...but Heidi looks rather kinky in this photo...

see how her legs are kinda contorted? and her...and her ..and... well, last month I erected a pole in my living room and it goes from the ceiling to the floor...so if any you girls need a place to practice...

this gun's for hire