Pretty Ballerina

had a date with a pretty ballerina, her hair so brilliant that it hurt my eyes

I was down at SB City Hall trying to put the moves on a pretty planner, the girl with the tip-tilted nose, the forget-me-not eyes, the rose red cheeks and the lily-white neck and shoulders when I see a short unattractive dumpy blonde enter the News-Press..is it Wendy?? a Wendy visit to the News-Press well that's as rare as an Obama visit to the White House! is Wendy trying to be a hands-on owner finally instead of a phantom??

so I see this thing..this frequency indicator from yesteryear and I'm intrigued...I wonder who owns all these scanner frequencies so I look it up...a website called cityfreq lists all the owners so I go down the list and see AMPERSAND owns some radio waves..I see the contact guys as Randy Alcorn and a Norman fellow

AMPERSAND PUBLISHING LLC
1301 SANTA BARBARA STREET
SANTA BARBARA, CA 93101
Attn: NORMAN XXXXXXXXXXXXX

462.76250 Mobile, 2 watt(s), 4 unit(s), Mobile, Transmit Location
0.3km radius around SANTA BARBARA COUNTY, CA, 34° 25' 49.0" N 119° 49' 23.5" W

now I know Randy was Wendy's bitch during the bad days ..he was the CFO who was up her ass until she fired him, then he tucked his tail between his legs and went to Noozhawk...some guys never learn..Randy called the city workers, the cops and fire people..all of them he called "miscreants" because they had a union....how can first responders be miscreants, Randy?? I think perhaps it is you who is miscreant, freak

ok so Randy's gone and this other guy Norman is allegedly AWOL ..apparently he has become the Phantom of the Opera and Wendy has been trying to find him...that's why Wendy is spending more and more time at the News-Press lately..the night watchman swears that he can hear Wendy running through the News-Press halls crying out "ERIK! ERIK!! where are you, dear?"

Sometimes, the Angel [of Music] leans over the cradle... and that is how there are little prodigies who play the fiddle at six better than men of fifty, which, you must admit is very wonderful. Sometimes, the Angel comes much later, because the children are naughty and won't learn their lessons or practice their scales. And sometimes, he does not come at all, because the children have a wicked heart or a bad conscience."

"She's singing to-night to bring the chandelier down!"

the Angel of Death..or the Angel of Music...which shall it be,Wendy?