Thursday, September 29, 2016

Had To Cry Today

It's already written that today will be one to remember. The feeling's the same as being outside of the law. Had to cry today

female trouble..that's all there is to it

so last evening I saw a rainless rainbow; this morning the crescent moon rose with the sun, a black moon is due Friday; and non-native skunk weed is invading Carpinteria

and no sooner than we were being accused of pot growing operations, now we got a story in the Independent about Motel 6 at the corner of Via Real and Santa Monica..supposedly it's a dumping ground for parolees and the neighbors are crying out loud that crime has risen in their neighborhood....but again there's no cause for alarm....if you live by the highway, you can die by the highway, ok?


this isn't Compton people!!! geez what did Wendy tell al the news media to dump on Carpinteria to get back at me??? ok it's true we've had a few rambunctious methheads run thru the neighborhoods and an alarming rise in breweries, but what do I keep telling you about drugs?

most of the issues are related to the Casas De Las Flores, the old Camper Park on Via Real...this over-engineered apartment complex, built by Peoples Self Help Housing and paid for with  taxpayer money was supposedly built for poor ignorant Mexicans who work for the growers..but all I see is well-heeled Mexicans new big black Escalades pulling up all the time and real cute Latina gals coming and going..hey wait, maybe it's the profit-sharing with the pot growers!!!

but to be fair, I did go check out the pot issue around Cravens and Foothill behind Carpinteria...I drove around and did notice the faint odor of skunk, or essence de skunk, or mercaptans, as they are known..but it's odd, the odor eminated only from areas where JUSTIN FAREED FOR CONGRESS signs were placed...

maybe Justin is a pothead? or a skunk??

but there may be an errant farmer or two who is cultivating pot along with the variety blooms and dealing it to Carpinteria potheads..

great..we've replaced the working class with yuppie craft beer drinkers and potheads

now what do I do??

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Light My Fire

you know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I was to say to you, girl we couldn't get much higher....c'mon baby light my fire

Bizarre KEYT Story Claims Carpinteria Greenhouses Are Growing Pot Now!!

ok... I'm watching KEYT and Beth says she has a story about pot fumes coming from Carpinteria...specifically the area around Cravens Lane which is a hop, skip and a jump from where I live...the reporter was the lovely Alys Martinez and she claims neighbors are complaining about pot odors and fear the greenhouses have switched from growing pretty flowers for the Rose Bowl to growing marijuana for the spoiled celeb brats that have moved to Padaro Lane recently...

and Alys says people claim that the odors are affecting the high school which is about a mile or so from Cravens..

well, I bike this area all the time, up Cravens and down 192 for some exercise and to clear my head from all this nonsense...I have never smelled any pot around here, ever...

and blondie Kelly Hoover (like the vacuum cleaner) at the sheriff's office sent some cops over to Cravens but the cops didn't find anything wrong because there is nothing wrong

and of course I've told you of the ranches up time with Olive Carey and John Wayne and Playboy centerfold Kym Herrin....Ranch Monte Alegre and the Young Ranch-both sold since I lived there...those were the days of wine and roses..harvest moons and warm windy nights..coyotes singing in the hills and skunks foraging in the night..those were some good times

but the premise of the KEYT story is absurd...the greenhouse growers switched to growing marijuana?? and they sit around and smoke so much that the neighbors, who are few and far between, can smell it? one guy was interviewed but he wouldn't show his face because he was afraid, (they did shoe his shoes and socks and spindly little legs) ...but he said he smelled "skunk" sometimes in the morning which supposedly is what a pot plant smells like!! WTF??
there's a dead skunk in the road up here every week that gets hit by a's a rural highway!! the turkey vultures take care of the carrion

it's just not plausible that there's all the pot growers here now where once was all these lovely flowers and the farmers working hard to market them...this is good old fashioned ag zoning with avocados and flowers, it's not some pot mecca...

one possiblitity is at least a few greenhouses have changed had a Johnson/Weld campaign sign out front..Libertarians! and Libertarians are mostly potheads so check that place out and VOTE NO ON 64 otherwise everyone in Carp (minus a few politicians and sons) is clean

but what I think KEYT missed is there's a cemetery on Cravens Lane...there's lots of graves there....and I presume a crematory where they burn the bodies-ashes to ashes and all that- and I'm sure they use some fragrance in the fire to mask the burning flesh....the funeral pyre with sage bundles.. I burn that all the time because it purifies my condo and the Indians do it for spiritual reasons

maybe that's what they smell...either that, or we got a bunch of new conservatives moved into the condos and they got all kinds of conspiracy theories about..about..well fuck, about just about everything!

so no....there's no big move to grow pot here and the KEYT story was just cuckoo..

Alys, my door is always open babe...check with me next time you smell a skunk

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Monday, September 26, 2016

Breakfast at Tiffany's

Moon River / wider than a mile / I'm crossing you in style / some day


ok so I watched the debate and Hillary beat Donald by two touch downs and a field goal...I don't watch NFL games anymore because the players are too wimpy..druggies, drinkers, gangsters, whiners, punks, etc....long gone are the Mike Ditka days when guys weren't afraid to get dirty and the grass on the field was real

but the debate had Donald nervously drinking lots of water a la Marco Rubio , sniffing like a cokehead, and babbling about birthers and complaining how people and Hillary were mean to him... well some people are mean to me too but gimme a break..there must come an end to the tears, Donald....oh ok...five yards against Hillary for unnecessary roughness

Hillary was cool as a cucumber and maybe as president she won't get us into WWIII...and will continue the bull market.....the DOW, NASDAQ, SP500 etc are all in record territory and the economy is HEALTHY!!

we're after the same rainbow's end, waiting 'round the bend, my huckleberry friend

my huckleberry friend

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Midnight Rider

I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no

Autumn is blew in on a warm wind....the days are hot and dry..brilliant mornings

the nights are cool and breezy 'cept when the Santanas come calling..then the nights are first Santana wind experience I felt like I was in Heaven

the fog is gone...I can smell the Fall..the fragrance I love every year..the harvest, the moon, the sunrises and sunsets are best in the Fall... the shore is full of seabirds

and there's smoke from distant fires

but I look for certain indicators to tell me that the Earth is ok...I gotta see bats, raccoons, skunks roaming around at night..I know down by the marsh the coyotes are prowling when the trees and leaves rush around

I see the Monarch butterflies flitting by, headed for the eucalyptus trees and groves...don't cut the eucalyptus down or I will cut you down...

I will cut you down

I get a light for my bike just in case..riding around the backroads on a bike on a warm September night with the moon shining bright is like riding around the backroads on a Honda 90 with the headlight shut off....

on a warm California moonlit September

a midnight rider sky above

Tuesday, September 20, 2016


Angie, ain't it good to be alive

NO ON 64

The most important issue in the upcoming elections is not Donald or Hillary becoming president, it is the fact that Angelina Jolie divorced Brad Pitt because Brad is a pothead! Angie, there ain't a woman that comes close to you...and if Brad is a pothead, then I accept this... and some people want to legalize pot in California...NO On Prop 64!!!


rumor has it that Brad bought a beach house in Carp that he shares with some French chick and you can see them toking up at can see the smoke!

We can't all get high and pretend we're celebrities  or there's no drought...marijuana takes lots of water to grow and since it is a non-essential crop, that's water that could be used for more productive ventures..unless the drought continues

the potheads can't see five seconds into the future..they want pot legal...and Debra J Saunders who writes a column for the San Francisco Chronicle and the News-Press also carries it, wants pot legal..

I want to keep it illegal

she tried to lay a case for legalizing pot: it's not dangerous, no one OD'd on pot yet, pot is not an opioid which she says can kill people..and she says there's no public safety issue with potheads..

well there's so much wrong with Debra's arguments I don't know where to begin except at the beginning..first of all, marijuana is an hallucinagen...users hallucinate, they space out, they become passive which is why those fat Islamic militant clowns are getting away with their petty little  bombings..too many mellow potheads walking around to notice...

second, it should be obvious if you inhale smoke and keep it in your lungs fora few minutes, you will is not a natural thing to do...inhaling air when you exercise is a natural high..marijuana smoke contains 50% more carcinogenic hydrocarbon than tobacco!

heavy use of pot will reduce testosterone level which is why so many young pot smoker guys are walking around with dogs..they have no sex drive and are not interested in women!!

pot will refocus your life on attainment of the high and make you apathetic to anything else..not a good thing for a functioning this Debra Saunders chick should be arrested for contributing to the delinquency of kids and lying to them about the effects of pot smoking

nothing good can come of pot's about the worst thing you can do to your body...and it's just plain stupid...MY GOD.. DRUGS ARE SO Passé

if you want to hallucinate and go on weird wild trips safely, get a good night's sleep with REM dreams...they are deep and wonderful

there's nothing better

Monday, September 19, 2016

Let's Get Physical

Let me hear your body talk, body talk!!


we all need exercise to keep fit....if you are fat you should exercise so I don't have to look a fat tub of lard waddling down the street...if you smoke, you should stop smoking and exercise if you have any respect for yourself, your pathetic little self.. as an ex-smoker, your smoke bothers me although I don't think we should outlaw smoking just in case I start up again...

then I hear Olivia Newton-John is coming to the Casino for a concert..why not the Arlington or Lobero? because I heard Olivia is into Indian guys..well ok Olivia..whatever makes you happy but Olivia's boyfriends have a penchant for mysteriously disappearing

so I will not set foot in the desperate entertainment for lost souls who can't even make it down the Chumash Highweay of Death (Highway 154) without going over the side and crashing into a ravine...fuck, when I was kid I could navigate the Pass high on a jug a Colt 45 Malt Liquor, usually going to see some cowgirl

today I have no such pressing needs but I had to check out the Bird Refuge.. I heard tales of some exercise equipment being installed at the entrance where the ducks gather..I heard that Jill installed three stretch bars at a taxpayer cost of $25000!

I just had to see for myself so I went into SB and headed for the Bird Refuge after some procuring some coffee and foodstuffs...

Let's Get Vertical, Vertical!!
I get there and take a look around...I spot the exercise station and proceed.. I see a lady on her hands and knees with her ass sticking in the air...I get closer and ask if she's ok..



nice touch, Jill

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Baby, I Need Your Loving

got to have all your lovin'


so what of an armpit? it's not really a pit although it is part of the arm..I'm speaking of a woman's arm which is an erogenous's lovely... LOVELY!!

it's subtley attached to the bosom and you can start by licking the bosom and sucking it, then go up and over aways and enjoy the armpit, shaved or not...

butts too are awesome!

it's all good is what I'm saying

Friday, September 16, 2016

Too Much Monkey Business

Same thing every day, gettin' up, goin' to school
No need for me to complain, my objection's overruled, ahh!
Too much monkey business, too much monkey business

Board president is a dumbass!

I did a lite investigation of the Carpinteria Unified School Board of Trustees and I can tell you they are a bunch of boobs...

but I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to the students of the Carp Unified School are in bad hands with this horrible excuse for a Board of Trustees...I watched the meeting last night as these clowns fidgeted, giggled and joked their way thru the meeting and allegedly conducted school business..


the president is Andy Sheaffer and he looked like a he just woke up and couldn't even figure out how to use a computer..the other gals on the board were just silly and gibbering...looks like they were all drunk!! remember, most of these folks are TEABAGGERS!!

Sarvis is a clown

and they voted to install Brian Sarvis as Interim Superintendent after losing highly qualified  Micheline Miglis who was canned for unknown reasons after one year

the graphics on the TV screen were embarrassing....words goodness..this is the school board!!

what a pathetic display...I still don't know what was so funny that these folk were giggling and laughing all night???

it's M-E-A-S-U-R-E!!

the whole Board should resign!!

but there is an election coming up and I hope people vote for two new members..Maureen Foley Claffey looks good and either of the two others would be an improvement...

the current Board of Trustees for the Carp Unified School District is a disgrace

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

You're Lost Little Girl

you're lost, tell me who are you??

hmmmmm.... on the front page of the News-Press, Paula Lopez sues KEYT for firing the parlance of the judiciary it's called wrongful termination and Paula throws in racial discrimination too for good measure...

now Wendy who owns the News-Press, or actually won it in a lottery, is being sued for wrongful termination, too...but the case has merit...poor old Wendy... if you look cross-eyed at her she'll sue..she's a troubled woman, like Paula

Paula's lawsuit I don't get....she was an anchor/reporter for a while on KEYT and then became a train wreck...the odd behavior, the booze, the DUIs....the dangerous drunk driving the wrong way down the highway and when the cops caught up with her, she kicked one of them so the reports go...

kicked a cop and she wants to read me the news on KEYT: "Good Evening, This is Paula Lopez and I kicked some dude's ass last night!! now here's the weather"

well the main issue is alcoholism and whether or not it is a disease...of course it's's a choice...addiction is a choice and if you make bad choices, you'll screw up your life and take some others down with you..Psychology 101..and if you suffer from clinical depression, the last thing you need is alcohol, which is a depressant

cancer is a disease, not alcoholism...the buck stops with the drinker, not a federal or state law that is obviously flawed....if alcohol causes a disease, then why is it legal to sell and drink???

but in this day and age, people tend to blame everyone else for their problems...Wendy blamed the cops for busting her News-Press sychophants forDUI; she blamed her reporters for Rob Lowe's idiocy; she blamed the union for her lack of business acumen...and on and on

now if folks would accept responsibilty for their own lives and deal with their mistakes, the world would be almost perfect...

but we got so many spoiled brats running around drunk when they bump into something, they run to mommy and daddy when they get arrested...instead of letting them sit in jail for a few days..

seems KEYT is not at fault here..Paula's her mess and she's gonna have to clean it up

but following Paula's   and her lawyer's line of logic, she could sue the City of Santa Barbara and the cops for arresting her while she was drinking and driving and depressed thereby violating her civil rights

and you know what..she'd probably win and the city would give her a big cash settlement!

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Delta Lady

oh you're mine, yes you're mine

Banned Books week is coming up so I went to Chaucer's to pick up the Definitive Edition of the Diary of Anne Frank...there's a few parts Anne left out or were recovered about a certain part of the female anatomy...and that's what put it on the Banned list..

look I'm not a sex maniac but your repression equals my obsession

but first I stop at the Thai coffee shop on Milpas and the lady asks if it's gonna rain...she is so pretty! I tell her yes..tonight it will rain like in Thailand with the boats in the canals selling fish delicacies and she says we need it..I tell her I need her, right now under my breath...she smiled real nice...I wonder if she plays golf

then I get to Chaucer's and I also pick up a few cool mags and a signed first edition of Rita Coolidge's memoir.... Delta Lady...I was watching Octopussy recently-look I'm not a sex maniac but your repression equals my obsession- and Rita sings the theme song...lovely voice and always such a beautiful woman...

I drive around and spot a little owl in a tree by the park and the ocean...I see a bunch of sailboats going round in circles at Leadbetter...I spot a cheeky chick dragging her kayak around-look I'm not a sex maniac but your repression equals my obsession- then I see two leggy gals, blondes speaking was about 8 ft tall... she was a blunderbuss! geez, someone get me a ladder

then I'm driving home and see a low flying helicopter in Summerland...looks like it was going down fast so I got off on Padaro and went looking for it..nowhere...must've landed at one of the estates..or crashed

then I get home and start in on Rita...she blew through Leon Russell-Rita and Leon wrote "Superstar" about Eric Clapton-the Carpenters did the honors
she nailed CSN and Kris Kristofferson...and Jim Gordon who was the drummer on a matter of fact, Jim and Rita wrote the beautiful piano part to LAYLA although Rita wasn't credited and she's still pissed off to this day...after their relationship ended due to abuse and drugs, Jim Gordon murdered his mother!! he was coked out was diagnosed with paranoid Schizophrenia...not a good combo and Gordon ended up in mental hospital for

Stills wrote the lovely "Cherokee" for Rita and she says her favorite recording session was being one of the backup singers for "Love the One You're With"...there's a reason the chorus sounds so joyous!
it's a fascinating book of drugs, violence, love, laughter and music and it's high time Rita Coolidge's name was associated wth LAYLA..although she really doesn't need to be...she's a star in her own right

then I read Anne Frank's Diary and can't find the naughty part...I read and read and finally see it on page 237...the part that upset some stupid lady in Michigan ....I read it and is hilarious..Anne Frank was a genius...she explains the female sex organs better in one paragraph than any sex-ed book or limp attempt by schools and churches...and to think some old bat in Michigan was offended by it is just sooooo lame..

however, I won't repeat the passage's too dirty

Monday, September 12, 2016

That's Amore

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

I'm moving to Italy

"You have to hand it to the Supreme Court in Italy. It ruled that public masturbation is no longer a crime, CNN reported.

Of course there’s one critical caveat: as long as it’s not in the presence of minors.

The decision resulted from the case of a 69-year-old man who was convicted in May 2015 of performing the act in front of students at the University of Catania, CNN noted. He was sentenced to three months in prison and fined about $3,600.

An appeals court upheld the sentence, the Telegraph reported, but the man’s lawyer appealed to Italy’s highest court that the penalty was too severe. And the court agreed, citing a change in the law last year that decriminalized masturbation in front of women.

"The act is no longer regarded as a crime by the law," the Supreme Court ruled, per the Telegraph.

According to media outlets, Elvira Savino, MP of a rival party to that of Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi, said, "To save from the prison cells people who commit obscene acts in front of women is really unjustifiable … The government’s law is an invitation to every maniac to molest women."

The case has been directed back to a local court to determine the administrative fine."


Sunday, September 11, 2016

New York State Of Mind

It comes down to reality

And it's fine with me 'cause I've let it slide
Don't care if it's Chinatown or on Riverside
I don't have any reasons
I've left them all behind

I'm in a New York state of mind

Thursday, September 8, 2016

Bells of Rhymney

Oh, what will you give me? / Say the sad bells of Rhymney / Is there hope for the future? / Say the brown bells of Rhymney

Dances With Wolves, Catches Many Fishes, that mysterious Cherokee woman and I were chillin' in a teepee one day...

things are getting so bad at the News-Press, Wendy had to sell her yacht, the Calixe...the price was $15 mil and the new owner named it Minderella..and will charter it...but it seems Wendy sold it in 2015 so that goosip dude at Montecito Journal is late in informing enquiring minds!!

so what do I want for America....less people like Wendy McCuckoo for starters....or how about a wasteland of oil refineries, six lane highways everywhere, too many people, too much crime, too many drugs, invloved in too many foreign wars..too much God

well that's where we're at right now...will Hillary or Donald make things worse or better or staus quo...

it seems one presidential candidate has a warrent out for her arrest...Jill Stein for grafitti applied to a tractor in North betcha!

Jill is the Green Party candidate and there's a battle brewing between the oil company and the Indians in ND..the Energy Transfer Partners is building an oil pipeline that disrupts sacred Indian burial grounds and will spoil the drinking given that the Indians were here first and we are the illegals, the whites are the illegals, I think I'll support the tribe, the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe even though they have two casinos...

the Grand River Casino near Wakpala, South Dakota...I got no prob with real tribes running casinos where they might be fun....and where Las Vegas is far away...that's why California should have no casinos because the Casino-Chumash Indians here aren't real.. and Las Vegas is just a few hrs away if you drive real fast...

the Casino-Chumash Indians only concern is pouring liquor for gamblers regardless of the resulting crime...the California casinos have cheapened the Golden State, so I applaud the folks who try to stop them

but these Dakota tribes are the real good for JiIl Stein..maybe I'll vote for her for president

"I hope the North Dakota authorities press charges against the real vandalism taking place at the Standing Rock Sioux reservation: the bulldozing of sacred burial sites and the unleashing of vicious attack dogs," Stein said in her statement. She said that pipeline security officials had used dogs and pepper spray on protesters over the weekend.

and I got no problem with oil companies/pipeline operators..except when they unleash attack dogs on legitimate protestors...

or foul miles of California coast line

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Oh Very Young

what will you leave us this time??


oh so I see we have another drunk driver killing two kids that were riding in his car while he was DUI...the guy crossed over and slammed into an oncoming car....this was on Highway 166 near Cuyama...the rural highway to Bakersfield

but the guy was drunk and he killed two kids- a 7-year old boy and a 4-year old girl...both ejected from the drunk's car...lying dead somewhere on the side of the road

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a 7-year old boy and a 4-year old girl....dead from a drunk driver

maybe the kids can figure this alcohol thing out....sure as Hell the adults can't...sure as Hell the adults can't...

the drunk driver is an adult and should be tried for murder

did you fucking copy that???

Monday, September 5, 2016

Working Man Blues

It's a big job just gettin' by with nine kids and a wife / I been a workin' man dang near all my life

this watch is from 1898, around the time Americans began celebrating Labor Day

so it's Labor Day and today, I salute the working man and woman..took alot of years, blood sweat and tears that led to the day when I could sit down on a Saturday in relative peace and freedom and listen to some good and women before me working so we could have a few days off a week to enjoy our lives...

but today is a day of wrath for conservatives becasue they don't repsect the working class...Wendy usually fires soneone from the News-Press but she's running out of workers...the only ones left are the suck-up sychophants waiting for a meal ticket....

this history of Labor Day isn't about right-to-work states where anti-union rightwingers think it's ok to work in a union shop but not pay, Labor Day is all about unions and workers...and those unions are around today...Carpenters, musicicans, pilots, cops, firefighters and a host of others have the right to join unions...a right the rightwing is working feverishly trying to take when they call cops heroes, they are hypocrites because they hate unions and don't think cops should retire at 50...

President Grover Cleveland signed a law designating the first Monday in September circa 1894 as Labor Day nationwide. This is interesting because Cleveland was not a labor union supporter. In fact, he was trying to repair some political damage that he suffered earlier that year when he sent federal troops to put down a strike by the American Railway Union at the Pullman Co. in Chicago, IL. That action resulted in the deaths of 34 workers.

if the teabaggers were in charge of the country there would be no weekends, no family leave, no raises and piss-poor working conditions,,,but over the years workers banded together and fought for the right to pursue happiness without being harassed by some employer...

like Wendy, whose idea of work is getting a big divorce settlement and buying yachts and buying a newspaper and writing front page stories about dogs....that's not work..that's not capitalism...that's not cool..Wendy and Nipper are both parasites, spongers, sponges, drones, leeches, hangers-on, scroungers, bloodsuckers, cadgers

as are the folks on the front page attending a GOP BBQ....and there's old anti-public worker Dale Francisco trying to look relevant....

but the irony is Wendy and her ilk have succceeded in making the GOP irrelevant..

especially on Labor Day...the GOP is gettin' fried!

Sunday, September 4, 2016

Get Back

get back home, Loretta

I've noticed in Carp some white guys with their hair tied up in a tight bun on top their heads like some Aryan hipster...this is not funny and just get a haircut...Christ Almighty, I'm losing control of everything!

and the other last thing I need is a bunch of skinny white Christian blondes like Ann Coulter with eating disorders and donkey faces running around screaming "praise Jesus"....mix in a few pretty Latinas and I'm ok with it

So Donald Trump/FOX News wants to build a big wall at the Mexican border and have the Mexicans pay for it to keep te Mexicans out..well if the Mexicans are gonna pay for it, don't you think they are gonna make sure there's some access points on the wall that Trump won't know about...a few extra pesos will go a long way, amigo.

the Trump wants an SS-type force to round up the Mexicans already here in America....Hitler did that to the Jews and made them wear Yellow JUDE patches...this is 2016 and we got boneheads trying to solve the immigration issue....

I don't want a wall...I traveled thru Arizona, close to the border and it is gorgeous...desert, quiet, long dirt roads..stunning country!! I saw nobody 'cept a lone jackrabbit


so what can we do to stem the alleged flow of seems like this is an ongoing thing so while I wait for someone to figure out the dilemma of different people everywhere, I've chartered a helicopter service and we'll take tours of the border and try to spot wetbacks crossing at the Rio Grande...Wetback and Wine TastingTours

then we'll fly over to a ranch in Texas for some wine tasting and and a good old fashioned American BBQ... $500!!

but I'll be lookin' for some sunny illegal senoritas with the tight hair buns and sweaty backs...

get back to where you once belonged

Saturday, September 3, 2016

You Don't Have To Cry

in the morning, when you rise

do you think of me, and how you left me crying...

Thursday, September 1, 2016


that's how elementary it's gonna be

getting to the bottom of things is hard sometimes because there's a layer of muck you need to wade thru..but that's ok I got my waders from LL Bean..

is Carp school board afraid of "white flight"?

school boards are charged with educating kids not pushing rightwing agendas on them...there's some rumbling about the Carp Unified School Dist and the school board and the new school superintendent Micheline Miglis ...the school board fired her after giving $12000 to a consultant to hire her last year...consultants have the easiest jobs in the world

Micheline had some controversy in her a last job but not enough to fire her from the Carp job

Plumas News - Timeline | Facebook

The day before classes started, Carpinteria Unified School District Superintendent Micheline Miglis abruptly left the district on

Carpinteria School District, Superintendent Agree to Part ...

now I don't know Micheline but there was a good story in Noozhawk from Jan 2016 and she seems smart and a good fit for Carpinteria, but she wanted to start a dual immersion English/Spanish in kindergarten and 1st grade...and that may be where she offended the Board...

I've heard rumors that there's some racism in Carp, esp among school board members and some parents... is the school board concerned about white flight??? and the conservatives don't want kids speaking Spanish...but it is essential to teach kids early the wonder of being bilingual...that's what teachers do...some of the parents want their kids to be as ignorant as they are..

here's the letter to the Carp Community..notice they spelled "vision" wrong!

A Letter to the Community

From the Carpinteria Unified School District

Board of Trustees

The Board would like to acknowledge the passionate input that we have received regarding this matter. It is evident that we have a community of students, faculty, parents, and neighbors that care deeply about our schools and want the best.

While it may be very frustrating for all to not know the details of this immediate and sudden change, matters such as this that deal with the circumstances of employees is confidential and just like we would respect the confidentiality of any student, faculty, or parent matter, this situation is equally protected. The Board will not share the details that led to this outcome with the public as we continue to follow the law.

We are fully confident that our Administrative staff both at the site level and district office will continue to provide high quality support and continue to lead our district towards the vison of excellence. We must all agree that in the best interest of our students, this matter should stay at the adult level and not spill into the learning environment for our students. Only those in the classrooms have that power and we have confidence that they will act and speak responsibly.

In the end, only the five Board members and Ms. Miglis know the true details of this matter and it will remain that way on our part. Speculating or making assumptions about personal agendas or malice intent does not make this situation any easier but only encourages fear, anger, and attacks. Just as we ask for our children to solve conflict rationally and productively, we as adults must also set this example and work out our differences as professionally as we can and in a manner that allows for respect and civility.

In closing, we realize that this will take some adjustment as the new school year is beginning. We hope that in time the emotions of the loss felt now will turn back to excitement for learning, teaching, and grooming the future of Carpinteria citizenry. Thank you.

grooming the future citizenry of Carp???? hmmm

no way...there's still too many questions to just let it go at that..and they enlisted former SBUSD supe Brian Sarvis to fill in for Micheline!! Sarvis messed up his last job in Santa Barbara so bad he should not be anywhere near kids!!

there is something fishy going on with the Carpinteria School Board.. I know a few folks are bordeline teabaggers, one lists an affiliation with a defunct nonprofit; and one guy owns a Carp construction company and used to work for the Newport Beach Country Club (golf and white guys)

wow!! it is time to investigate the Board Of Trustees of the Carp Unified School District