Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Funky Pretty

pretty funky



speaking of funky, ever had a girl forbid you leave? forbid you to get out? guys, you know what I'm talkin' about



how about a gal who says she wants to "crawl inside you"? 


how do they walk in those shoes???

Friday, April 20, 2018

Walking The Dog

Walking the dog, I'm just walking the dog, If you don't know how to do it, I'll show you how to walk a dog

EXPOSED!THE DARK UNDERBELLY OF NONPROFITS..AND DOGS..AND DOG OWNERS!! and beer drinkers..and consortiums!!


so you recall I told you about a lawsuit against the SB Botanic Gardens and the CEO and his wife...and I told you that no local media would cover the story because they are all pussies..well it's all true and now Judge Donna Geck has issued a tentative ruling

Nature of Proceedings: Motion: Good Faith Settlement

TENTATIVE RULING: The motion is granted.

BACKGROUND: This is a personal injury, arising from an incident which occurred near the entrance of the Santa Barbara Botanic Garden. 

In his complaint, plaintiff "xxxxx" alleged that as he was leaving the premises of the Santa Barbara Botanic Garden while walking his leashed dog “Otto,” he and Otto were attacked by two large dogs, and he was bitten and knocked to the ground when he attempted to separate his dog from the other dogs. He named as defendants the owners of the dogs, Steve Windhager and Pamme Mickelson Windhager, their dog-sitter, Paula Michal, and Santa Barbara Botanic Garden, Inc., on whose premises the attacks occurred, and of which defendant Steve Windhager is Executive Director. 

Plaintiff "xxxxxxx" sought damages for the personal injuries he sustained in the attack, and plaintiff  "xxxooo" sought damages for loss of consortium.

[loss of consortium n. the inability of one's spouse to have normal marital relations, which is a euphemism for sexual intercourse. Such loss arises as a claim for damages when a spouse has been injured and cannot participate in sexual relations for a period of time or permanently due to the injury, or suffers from mental distress, due to a defendant's wrongdoing, which interferes with usual sexual activity.]

geez

Defendant Santa Barbara Botanic Garden, Inc., has settled the action with plaintiffs, for payment of the amount of $20,000, and now seeks to have that settlement to be determined to have been made in good faith. 

the Botanic Garden has completely lost its focus and is now nothing more than a dog park slash beer garden

https://www.independent.com/news/2018/mar/30/botanic-garden-hosts-beer-garden-fundraiser/

and now the Garden is on the hook for at least $20000 because of irresponsible dog owners who just happen to be the wife and  CEO of the non-profit Botanic Garden...

looks like they're gonna need some more fundraisers!

Thursday, April 19, 2018

The Man from Snowy River

I'm not hiding beneath the skirts of a bunch of women...


ok I go into Santa Barbara to see my hygienist but first it's such a lovely day I drive around then park and people watch...pretty girls, woodpeckers and State Street is open from the Arlington down to the beach and it looks fantastic....good vibes everywhere



saw a few old girlfirends or what's left of them anyway
I get some hippie supplies at Paradise Found..incense, books on ZEN...a quick stop at the Buddhist Center for some OM..um, Om



but then I see this guy..the iLLUSTRATED MAN...walking around, drinking a Starbucks slurpee and....at least he's not black!!


but WTF is the Man From Snowy River doing here??

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

You Wreck Me

Oh, yeah, you wreck me, baby, you break me in two.. but you move me, honey, yes you do



Emma Gonzalez and David Hogg and all the Parkland school teens don't need me to defend them..they can do that themselves and they have with great heart and courage


but the Sandy Hook victims were 1st and 2nd graders..and the NRA tried to raise funds on the killing of those kids so we all must rise to defend the little ones






and  when I see self-righteous adults poke fun at the survivors of a mass shooting, I get a little bit edgy


now most of the bully adults are cowardly conservatives...Ted Nugent and Laura Ingraham are the biggest punks of all...Laura hides behind her sugar daddies at FOX and blabs what they want to hear...she wouldn't be on FOX if it wasn't for perv Bill O'Reilly who has since  been reduced to being a blogger fer chrissakes after he paid millions to his sex gals!! 


and that crazy conservatrivial dude Alex Jones from INFO WARS...everything is a conspiracy and didn't really happen!!


but Laura Ingraham is still on FOX and one of her faithful advertisers is My Pillow...a little web research turns up lots of shady stuff on the CEO Mike Lindell


bad product reviews, he used to be a crackhead, domestic abuse and on and on...


and you'd have to be a crackhead to spend $59 for a pillow

Friday, April 13, 2018

California Bloodlines

Had I been born in New York City
A New York City girl I'd know
Workin' in the concrete, not the sunlight
Livin' in that New York rain and snow




Oh, there's California bloodlines in my heart
And a California woman in my song
Oh, there's California bloodlines in my heart
And a California heartbeat in my soul



I totally support cutting up California into three states..I would even support a wall to keep out the stoners and conservatives and leave us normal people alone

and I'd have them Mexican gals to myself!

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Mother Nature's Son

swaying daisies, sing a lazy song beneath the sun



I can't believe the bullshit coming from the National Parks Service..look at this


Update by the National Park Service
8:00 p.m., March 30, 2018


The Santa Cruz Fire perimeter has not grown the past two days. Containment is still estimated at 60 percent. Intensive efforts by firefighters continue and weather conditions have been favorable. 


The fire burned approximately 71% nonnative species and 26% native species within its perimeter. The nonnative species included fennel, grasses, and eucalyptus logs. Mapping shows that the fire laid down when it burned into the native chaparral and oak woodland communities. 


so the fire "laid down" when it approached native species..boy, that's one smart fire..gee, I wish the Thomas fire was that intelligent knowing when to 'lay down' upon reaching a native oak grove...then we could have saved all those houses...oh wait, it didn't lay down..it burned through everything!! native, non-native-animal, vegetable or mineral


the NPS propaganda wants me to think that fire burns non-natives more than natives which is a crock...but that's the rationale they use to justify killing non-natives to save natives....it's obviously irrational as spring is flowing rather beautifully....you can see the fluffy seeds floating on the breezes and being dispersed wherever Mother Nature wants..




the buttercups, the sage and fennel, the bees and the screaming girls....everything growing and all of Nature doing a wonderful job....pinch some fennel, it's better than a chaw of tobaccy! and up there in that tree- a thrasher singing a beautiful song! 


the Nature Con and NPS should start appreciating what nature has to offer, instead of trying to burn it down

Sunday, April 8, 2018

Cat Scratch Fever

Well, I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand



Ted the Songwriter?

"The first time that I got it, I was just ten years old
I got it from some kitty next door, I went and see the Dr. And
He gave me the cure, I think I got it some more"


Ted the Draftdodger?
Ted could've served in Vietnam but didn't..a list of excuses from student deferment (let the uneducated dumbasses fight the war...the Vietman war was a class war..lower classes fought it for the upper class), to faking mental illness (don't think Ted's faking that) but maybe that's why he wears Army camo all the time


ok Ted Nugent is coming to the Canyon Club in Santa Clarita in June...that's CALIFORNIA, the state the conservatives love to hate...but I wonder, have they ever even seen Big Sur??


so Ted, the NRA's chief stooge and propagandist who berated the Parkland Florida teens for speaking out about gun violence...this after they were subjected to their schoolmates being killed by a guy with an AR-15..Ted calls the Parkland teens like Emma Gonzalez and David Hogg "mushy-brained and soulless"


we got the 2nd Amendment and it's been interpreted by the Supreme Court (right or wrong) so the NRA is useless and still needs to have its non-profit status revoked


but Ted's act is old..he's 69 and every time a school shooting happens, he goes on a "I Love America" binge and clings to his guns for some reason... from the HOGBLOG: 'his recent right-wing patriot extremism flies in the face of the persona many of us fans recall from his heyday and seems fairly disingenuous.  I’ve always seen him as something of a buffoon, politically, spouting off whatever comes out of his head with the same aplomb as his impromptu, on-stage raps.'  


Ted the Ped??
“I was addicted to girls. It was hopeless. It was beautiful,” Nugent said at the time. “I got the stamp of approval of their parents… I guess they figured better Ted Nugent than some drug-infested punk in high school.”


In the song "Jailbait," Nugent sang about his affection for young girls: "Well, I don't care if you're just 13 / You look too good to be true. it's quite all right I asked your mama
Wait a minute officer, Dont put those handcuffs on me, Put them on her and I'll share her with you"


If he had sex with under-aged girls, that makes him a pedophile and just as liable under the statutory rape laws as the guy trolling playgrounds wearing nothing but a raincoat.

Ted the Hunter?
Here’s a quick synopsis of what went down, for anyone who hasn’t seen this yet.  Last fall, Nugent came out to the El Dorado County foothills to shoot a blacktail buck for his TV show, Spirit of the Wild.  In the process of filming the episode, Nugent and co. violated three DFG regulations.  He shot a spike buck, hunted with the use of bait, and he failed to have his tag countersigned. 


no real hunter uses bait


Read more: http://www.skinnymoose.com/hogblog/2010/08/17/ted-nugent-the-newest-adam-henry-award-winner-or-not/#ixzz5C5YM5Inj


EVENT DETAILS
Ted Nugent has carved a permanent place in rock & roll history as the ultimate guitar-shredding showman, selling more than 40 million albums, performing over 6,500 high-octane live shows, and continuing to set attendance records at venues around the globe.
Nugent was named Detroit’s Greatest Guitar Player of All Time by readers of MLive, and his no-holds-barred career spans five decades of multi-platinum hits. From the ground breaking Amboy Dukes’ hit “Journey to the Center of the Mind,” to classics like “Stranglehold” (ranked in the Top 100 Classic Rock Songs and #1 Guitar Lick), “Cat Scratch Fever,” (32nd Best Hard Rock Song of All Time) Damn Yankees chartbuster “High Enough,” and cult classic “Fred Bear,” (the most requested song for radio airplay in Michigan & Wisconsin), Ted and his inimitable sound have been featured on VH1’s Behind the Music, A & E’s Biography and more.
For millions of passionate music lovers everywhere, Ted delivers the Ultimate Life Soundtrack. A Ted Nugent show is not just a performance—it’s a fire-breathing celebration!
July 1, 2018
Doors 6pm. Headliner 9:00pm.
$48 / $58 / $68 / $88 + applicable fees


hmmmm, maybe it's time Ted and I met

Saturday, April 7, 2018

Somebody To Love

and your friends baby treat you like a guest

FOX NEWS slut Laura wutshername

Wendy and Nipper are not married but are having sexual relations I would assume and Andy keeps preaching morality on the Opinion pages...maybe that's why he's a guest



and on the front page I see the News-Press giving advice about earthquake preparedness a few days after the earthquake
and to top it all off, they quote a gal named Maryann Slutzky...


that's all I see in the news...
SLUTS

blabbermouths and sluts

Thursday, April 5, 2018

EARTHQUAKE

run for your fucking lives!! what do you think is going on??



Luke 21:11 There will be great earthquakes, and in various places famines and pestilences. And there will be terrors and great signs from heaven.


Mark 13:8
For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be earthquakes in various places; there will be famines. These are but the beginning of the birth pains.


Revelation 11:13
And at that hour there was a great earthquake, and a tenth of the city fell. Seven thousand people were killed in the earthquake, and the rest were terrified and gave glory to the God of heaven.


damn straight

Sunday, April 1, 2018

Easter Parade

Never saw you look quite so pretty before
Never saw you dressed quite so lovely what's more
I could hardly wait to keep our date this lovely E
aster morning



It's 
Easter and April Fool's and it's cold.....what a joke!







but anyway THANK-YOU JESUS for the wet blouse, her nice tits and


FOR THE TOTAL BABE BAPTISM!!