Saturday, February 25, 2017

All The Young Dudes

Carry the news, Bugaloo dudes


I've been watching the Young Miss America Foundation/ Wendy McCuckoo luncheons for awhile now and they always bring in some rightwing extremist to preach to the choir...last week Oliver North (ARMS FOR HOSTAGES) and mostly they have FOX NEWS hosts come in...when she was on FOX, Gretchen Carlson spoke at the luncheon but didn't mention the sexual harrassment issues at the station

Wendy likes the guys at Breitbart...Andy Breitbart is dead of course after the luncheon at Montecito Country Club six years ago, he dropped dead while walking his dog...but filling the void were guys like Steve Bannon, Ben Shapiro and Milos Yanninpolous...these fellows are pure whack jobs and you need only listen to them to see it's true...the problem with these guys is they'll say anything to push the rightwing agenda which is basically less gov't and more religion adn don't forget THE MUSLIMS ARE TRYING TO ENFORCE SHARIA LAW IN AMERICA...but they are buffoons kept in the spotlight by the likes of Wendy and Rupert Murdoch..

Priscilla tried to ban me from taking a pic at the Breitbart luncheon!!

now this Milo character was praised by General Micheal Flynn, Trump's pick for National Security Advisor, who eventually resigned after a tough month in office...
web: A man who lead the charge in online trolling against women and people of color was praised on Tuesday by Retired Lieutenant General Michael Flynn, President-Elect Donald Trump's pick for national security advisor.

Flynn called Breitbart tech editor Milo Yiannopoulos—a leading voice in the anti-feminism Gamergate and white nationalist alt-right online movements—a "phenomenal individual" at a conference for young conservatives held at Trump's hotel in Washington, D.C.

then a video was found of Milos..obviously, the guy is mentally ill, but he speaks of his fondness for pedophiles...he approves of sex between men and boys which I guess makes him a good Catholic..maybe Flynn had a crush on Milos

of course Milos had to resign his position at Brietbart, the online conservative fake news outlet...Steve Bannon of Breitart works for Trump as a top advisor..Trump is poor judge of character!!

so the Young Miss America Foundation has been sponsoring the talks by these Breitbart brats on college campuses and some colleges are not allowing them to speak...what college would allow the KKK to speak? I mean how stupid do you have to be to sit there and listen to some paranoid dumbshit white guy spread fear about other cultures??

the college has every right not to allow certain groups to speak so this is not a free speech issue...

it's free will issue...

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

I'll Meet You Halfway

that's better than no way


now I watched the David Cassidy video on youtube..he was playing a few nights ago at the Canyon Club in Agoura...a dinner show I guess...he was singing "I'll Meet You Halfway" which is a really nice song...David says Gerry Goffin wrote it for him...of course Goffin and Carole King wrote some pop standards over the the youtube video was pretty strange with David in the throes of dementia, alcoholism with a few DUIs and arthritis at 66 years old...but with a weakened voice and body tics, still managed to pull off the song...

David Cassidy became a teen idol on the Partridge Family...Shirley Jones was the mom and her performance in "Elmer Gantry" with Burt Lancaster won her an Oscar back when it meant something..David's father Jack Cassidy was an actor and so good in the "Eiger Sanction" Dave is not without talent....and when he had his act together, he was very good as this video tells

lots of acts from the 60s and 70s are still performing although time is catching up with them...I think if they want to perform, and performing is an art, then I'll go see them no matter where their heads are at...remember, they are up on that stage for a reason and I think David Cassidy has alot of guts to perform these farewell concerts...

so where is music today? I was surfing youtube and came across a young band doing "Helplessly Hoping" was beautiful..the band is Paige Anderson and the Fearless Kin..then I see them do a song Paige wrote called "Wild Rabbit" and I'm floored...this girl can pick the guitar, sing and write songs like she's 150 years old..and her sisters and brother are ace musicians...

I need to hear more of this...if you're gonna be a musician, an artist and you stand up before millions of people and pour your heart and soul out

you gotta be fearless

Sunday, February 19, 2017

Hesitation Blues

I woke up this morning just 'bout half past four Hesitation blues was knocking on my door

ok so we are getting lots of glorious surf and  rain and Spring should be blooming like never before...every dormant flower whether native or non-native will grow and bless the hillsides with color and love..but now that the rains have come and Cachuma is filling, what about the desal plant which the city of SB keeps throwing money at? back in the 1980s the people voted for desal and state water so the City of SB was stuck with the will of the people...very expensive proposition...but they should keep it and maintain it for future droughts and not part it out again

when things get tough in Washington DC, President Trump flies off to Florida to do one of his info-mercials..he calls it a rally but it's a staged event where he tries to sell his agenda AGAIN to the American people..the event is stacked with supporters...he's only been president since January!!

I saw Salud Carbajal at the Albertson's in Carp..apparently fed up with politics he's looking for a job as a union meat-cutter

President Donald Trump's assessment of the media as "the enemy of the American people," is cuckoo...Donald has has too many yesman and women around him and he can't deal with criticism (like Wendy) and especially he can't deal with a free press....FREEDOM OF THE PRESS is guaranteed in the Constitution so he won't have any luck trying to out-talk the reporters or shut them down like Wendy tried...they will continue to do their jobs...

and when Donald says FOX NEWS morning show is the only credible media outlet remaining, then you know he's not only a narcissist but he's delusional too..keeps crowing about 'fake news' but fabricates events to support his MUSLIM ban... I think Pence and the Donald should change places..

so I see that a Kyle Eastwood bought house in Montecito for about 2 million...Kyle is Clint's kid and a jazz is over where I used to hang out with friends as a kid...garage bands and Suzuki trail's a cool area and close to the legendary Mountain Drive!!!

I had a dream last night about a teller at the bank..she wanted to have sex with me and you know what I told her?

go ahead..make my day!!

Saturday, February 18, 2017


when the rain comes, they run and hide their heads, they might as well be dead


right John!! I went out and plowed through the rivers in the roads...the sea was choppy and multi-colored..the Polo fields were flooded...the creeks were rock and rollin'


the cattle were chillin'

and the rain just kept pouring down!!


Thursday, February 16, 2017

The Banana Boat Song

DAY-OHH...DAY-AY-OHH...daylight come and me wanna go home...come Mr. Tally Man tally me banana

so America looks like a Banana Republic now...Banana Republicans are running the show and I'm aghast at Trump's incompetence...first crazy General Flynn (Dr. Strangelove) and now Andrew "the Putz" Puzder goes down! Trump can't even vette his own adminsitration picks how's he gonna vette bad Muslims??

Kelly Anne Conway is a total mess and doesn't know WTF she's talking about..but she wears stylish boots from the Ivanka Trump Collection!

Puzder's ex-wife, Howard Stern!

but what really surprised me is the Putz dropped out after an old Oprah tape of his ex-wife claiming domestic violence..

I saw that tape and was shocked to learn that Andy was married...

to Howard Stern!!

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

The Last Time

maybe the last time, I don't know

Pete with Russian chick!

ok so Peter Lance is investigating Donald Trump now...what?? he went all liberal to get away from the News-Press and Darryl Genis stench?? it makes perfect sense because forever young Pete is into all these spy conspiracy theories that he tried to use on the Santa Barbara Police Dept..but he failed and now ex SB police chief Cam Sanchez is sitting in a park in Monterey and getting paid a King's ransom!! maybe Pete just has a guilty conscience

and does Trump still think he's on The Apprentice?? makes bad appointments like Flynn who already has resigned...Flynn is a nutjob who with his son spread false stories about Hillary CLinton and child trafficking...Flynn is a total scumbag! WENDY HAD CHILD PORN ON HER NEWSPRESS COMPUTER!!!!! still waiting for justice

speaking of scumbags, the News-Press had a little blurb on page 3 about Darry Genis, shamed DUI lawyer...usually Scotty has Darryl on the front page..the last time, Scott and Darryl blamed Darryl's dead accountant for Darryl's tax issues..but now with the other media on the story, we learn that Darryl has a gambling problem.too...geez..this dude's got more issues than the News-Press!

Darryl and Scott in tender moment

the problem with Team Wendy is they are all addicted to something..alcohol, gambling, child porn..

I can't believe some local businesses and people still support Wendy and the News-Press....Wendy and Trump will "Make America Stupid Again"..I firmly believe that

ok so Ty Warner and Darryl Genis are the two famous local tax cheats..Ty is a billionaire and the golf course is looking pretty good, but he got praised by the judge for being a tax cheat while poor ol' Darryl gets two fucking years in prison..Darryl, if you invent something like a Beanie Baby in the pokey, the rest of your life will be easier...

a Beanie Dog Baby!! you'll be a hero Darryl

I guarantee it

Monday, February 13, 2017

The Gambler

you got to know when to hold 'em and know when to fold 'em

Holy Shit!! KEYT's CJ Ward just reported that DUI lawyerDarryl Genis has been sentenced to two years in federal prison for tax if I made fun of KEYT in the past, I take it back..I'm ashamed of myself...

so KEYT says Darryl knew he was not paying taxes for about 8 years and gambled a ton of money away!! where ? at the Casino??? they didn't say but I assume the Chumash had a hand in picking poor Darryl's pocket.... Blackjack

this is just astonishing to me..recall that Daryl is a DUI atty, trying to rescue drunks from justice..he defended Peter Lance and is a friend to the News-Press and especially Scott Steepleton, Wendy's City Editor and anti-gov't stooge

pic from the Independent
and we know that Lance, Genis and the News-Press tried to trash some SB city cops who were arresting drunk drivers a few years doing their job

Wendy and the News-Press are pro-alcohol and anti-gov't employee...Lance had a front page series in the News-Press about his own DUI was a 7 part series in which he and Steepleton tried to ruin a SB cop's was hack journalism, yellow journalism and it was shameful....these News-Press clowns proved nothing....

this is KARMA baby...and Peter Lance! what a dumbshit..he calls himself an investigative journalist and he didn't even know his own lawyer was a crook!!

I would suggest the feds look at the tax returns of all of Darryl's little friends from Steepleton to Wendy to Nipper to Lance to see if they people of ill-repute too...

well, of course they are and that is pretty sad

Sunday, February 12, 2017

I'm Your Captain

I'm getting closer to my home

I was out after the storms and it was a bright sunny day.. .I looked at the sea, the meadows and all the green of regrowth and rebirth and Spring cleaning....I looked at the trees and found myself staring into the face of Davy Jones, captain of the Flying Dutchman from Pirates of the Caribbean! he was on a hike



then I checked the water levels and there's one creek with a USGA weather station I like to visit....I do this for free but if they want to pay me, I'm available on a very limited basis...


in the summer, and for five years before the mast, this creek ran dry....dry dry.... dry as Melania Trump...

but as you all can see, the creek has risen to over 3.5 ft!

even a steelhead could navigate these waters now...

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Who'll Stop The Rain

long as I remember, rain been coming down

well, I love the rain, the high surf and driving through the streams that breach the roads- SPLASH!! and I hear the choir of bullfrogs...I am out looking for them...tonight will show a rare sight: the full snow moon, the lunar eclipse and the green-tailed Comet 45P will grace the skies but if it's still raining, I won't see them..


geez Alan Thicke getting sued and he just died a few weeks ago...

02/14/2017 8:30 AM 16CV04664 Alan Thicke Living Trust * Anderle, Thomas P SB Dept 3 1) Case Management Conference Unlimited Wrongful Termination (36)

there's nothing better than a healthy, pretty 37 year old woman (except maybe a 19 year old) but a 37 year old woman eager to have sex with cut off point is 69 years old then what's the point??

but my heart sinks as I read the story in Noozhawk about the havoc created by an alleged drunk driver..crashed his car and killed two female passengers up in Orcutt...girls PLEASE don't get into a car with a drunk driver..actually NOBODY GET INTO A CAR WITH A DRUNK DRIVER!!!

so the gals are was a pretty blonde 37 year old who could have given some meaning to any dude's life and now she's dead because she hung out with the wrong dude..the drunk dude...

it's just so sad and so easily avoided...the destruction from alcohol is everywhere as the media praises all these pop-up craft breweries....maybe President Trump should focus on drunk driving..

makes me fucking sick all  the alcohol and blood running thru the streets

clouds of mystery falling, confusion on the ground

Thursday, February 9, 2017

They're Coming To America

On the boats and on the planes
They're coming to America
Never looking back again
They're coming to America

I put ice cubes on my dick last night to see what it would be like to fuck Melania Trump..brrrr!

alrighty, if Trump is gonna ban Muslims from coming to America because of their propensity for terrorism, then applying the same logic he should ban Catholics from Ireland and Italy for their propensity for child molestation..all those priests, bishops and pastors were preying on thousands of children..what, in the name of God??? obey they father?? please

I was watching Dr. Strangelove a few nights ago, laughing my ass off when I suddenly realized we got the Trump Administration who have us one nervous tweet away from WWIII...geez!!

I noticed the ranchers and growers in Carpinteria are mowing down their avocado orchards to be replaced by marijuana is a pic of some compost piles, smoking for the heat within...I am really concerned about the future of ag here

seems everytime I go to the beach for a nature shot, or a shot of nature, some chick poses for me..not that I'm complaining

goddamit, I LOVE AMERICA!!!

My country 'tis of thee
Sweet land of liberty
Of thee I sing

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Once In A Lifetime

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground

well that makes sense! I see that ex SB police chief Cam Sanchez ended up in Monterey, overseeing the Parks system..interesting move..all CAm will need to worry about is an occasional rowdy squirrel instead of a crazy newspaper'll recall that Wendy McCuckoo of the News-Press had a vendetta against Cam since his dept busted Wendy's pals for DUI...instead of praising the cops, Wendy tried to ruin their careers printing stories by hacks like Peter Lance  with alternative facts provided by Wendy's city editor/sycophant Scott Steepleton..the News-Press, Wendy and Nipper tried to legitimize drunk driving until the Lois Capps' caper when her boy Raymond Morua killed Mallory Dies in a DUI..then all of a sudden, the News-Press for political reasons became all anti-DUI..but don't you believe it....Wendy is a weasel!

Monterey is a great place, tons of history and gorgeous vistas..I had opportunities to work up there and in Santa Cruz but was content to visit..load the bike in the truck and spend a few days in Pacific Grove and come back thru Carmel and Big Sur

I just love the area so good for Cam...not sure what the parks problem is but it can't be worse than Santa Barbara can it?

I hope the Monterey folks aren't gonna go all native and start messing up the parks as they are beautiful and rustic....Santa Barbara, with the recent storm, has returned to the rustic parks I love..the Bird Refuge is full to the brim after Jill removed the sluice gate as I the refuge gets a tidal flush from the little ocean creek...I was over there checking it out and it looks fantabulous!! Jill I'll figure out some ways you can thank me (hehehe)

went up to Cold Springs trail and the rain water is breaching the road so we're getting some good rain in the back country..for some reason, KEYT keeps reporting we're still in a serious drought and they cite the lake levels...well, that's not the measure of a drought, rainfall is..and the lakes are rising plus the KEYT folks don't take into account the groundwater basin recharging..there's water flowing underground you know..there's water under the water and rocks and stones...

now CJ Ward, dull-faced anchor for KEYT, reported that Trump's recent invasion of Yemen to kill terrorists resulted in the death of a Navy Seal but he didn't mention the death of the 8-year old American girl..

and that's because KEYT is owned by the other News-Press and Gazette from the bible belt and that company endorsed Trump!!!

same as it ever was

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Clean Up Woman

she really cleans up

where is the First Lady?? instead we got the Frost Lady....Melania is cooold and I think she is an illegal

Trump in his stupidity nominated Andrew Puzder 'the Putz' for Labor Sec of all things and now I see the Putz has copped to hiring an illegal

Puzder is the CEO of CK of Carl's Jr fame...the company offices were was located in Carpinteria but the Putz moved them to Nashville to get some gov't subsidies

web: Asked for comment, a White House official forwarded the request to a spokesman for Puzder, who provided a statement on his behalf:

"My wife and I employed a housekeeper for a few years, during which I was unaware that she was not legally permitted to work in the U.S. When I learned of her status, we immediately ended her employment and offered her assistance in getting legal status. We have fully paid back taxes to the IRS andand the State of California and submitted all required paperwork."

yeah yeah yeah..the Putz is a moron and a liar...of course he knew she was an doubt the illegal was working in the Putz's Montecito mansion..

by the way where eeryone in Montecito has an illegal gardner or clean up woman or dog's a status symbol

so far the Trump presidency has been worse than the Massacre at Bowling Green!

Saturday, February 4, 2017

Ghost Riders In The Sky

Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi yaaaaay
Ghost Riders in the sky

now why would I want to hang out with a bunch of stuck-up actors?? the SBIFF is off and running and actors are being awarded for their performances some deserved and some i went in to Santa Barbara but not to look for an actress to act out my sex fantasies on, but to take advantage of the MACY's sale..Macy's at Paseo Nuevo is closing after a very long run..too bad always like the store but the bargains are fantastic and I got some cool stuff

now when I talk movie stars, I'm talking about folks who were artists..they did it all...once such guy was Burl Ives...I've been a fan of Burl forever...the brash Big Daddy in "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof" and his pop music hits...but he was a folksinger too and just check this out on youtube....the original 1949 recording of 'Ghost Riders In The Sky'..yup, he wrote it! it's just stunning

when I was down and out as a kid, I snagged a paper route in Montecito from a guy...he taught me how to deliver the News-Press (before Wendy)...get the papers, wrap them up, load them into the car and throw 'em at the subscribers....I had an old blue VW bug with no passenger seat and that was perfect..the car was full of papers, plastic wraps and rubber bands...after a few weeks and many customer complaints (were's my fucking paper???), I quit.

but my route had some interesting people on it and Burl Ives was one of them..he lived at the bottom of Buena Vista by Birnam Wood Country Club...guitarman Joe Walsh was up on Park Lane in a nice little ranch style house...I made sure those guys got their papers cos I was a fan...the other folks I didn't really give a shit where their paper ended up...

I got my eye on an old Gretsch guitar, Burl Ives model from the 1940s and I gotta have it.....

it'll be a tribute to a real legend...a real artist..the great Burl Ives

Friday, February 3, 2017


gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair

Trump acts rather strange at times. According to his doctor, Trump takes a drug for the prevention of hair loss, called finasteride (marketed as Propecia). Some side effects include confusion and swelling of the face and arms and runny notice that Trump, esp druing the debates, sniffed alot..sniff sniff sniff

RIP Nora

now according to the mainstream media, Trump ok'd a raid in Yemen aimed at Al went bad and a Navy Seal and 8-year old American girl were killed!!

On Wednesday night, US central command said in a statement that the team conducting the inquiry had already confirmed that civilians were "likely killed" in the raid and that "casualties may include children". It is continuing to look into whether there "were any still-undetected civilian casualties".

An eight-year-old girl, Nawar al-Awlaki, was killed in the raid, according to her family. Nawar, also known as Nora, is the daughter of the al-Qaida propagandist and American citizen Anwar al-Awlaki, who was killed in a September 2011 US drone strike in Yemen. Awlaki’s 16-year-old son Abdulrahman was killed in a second drone strike soon afterwards.

The elder Awlaki, a former government minister, said the village in which his granddaughter was staying was not an AQAP hotbed, but rather home to her uncles, tribal sheikhs who were actually fighting with the legal government of Yemen, which the ruling Iran-backed Houthi movement ousted in a coup.

so there you have it..the next four years of a Trump Administration and his really crazy teabagger sychophants will be shooting at anything that scares them..

and his first WAR ORDER as commander-in-chief was to kill an 8-year old girl

I am disgusted with this caricature of a president