Sunday, April 24, 2022

Hound Dog

you ain't nothing but a hound dog...

why be a pet? they clip and snip you, if you're a cat they declaw you...sick!! some California cities still allow declawing..how can this be?? Maryland just outlawed it..the whole state...good for them



so I'm reading EDHAT and they now have an annoying sports video showing while I'm trying to read...this is classic passive-aggressive behavior from the Edhat chicks for people who don't pay a subscription fee!

now, a dog's behavior is pretty simple: you feed the dog, the dog will stay

but the DOG chick at EDHAT wants to complicate the relationship with your dog: "Do you ever consider if the words we use matter when we approach training our canine companions? Do terms that reflect a positive, supportive outlook have physical, mental and emotional effects on us and our relationships with our pets? Conversely, what about an authoritative mindset where we’re having to tell our dogs what to do and when to do it? Perhaps you can see how, from that perspective, if a dog doesn’t listen, we’re likely to get upset and frustrated."

"Humane, force-free dog training requires a different understanding. Instead of having to tell our dogs what to do, we can teach them ‘Life Skills’ so they learn to make good choices on their own."

WTF?? life skills??  "you've been a very bad dog, I think you need to re-evaluate your life choices!"

and now I can't even swear in front of a dog?? fuck that, man!!

look, if a dog doesn't listen to me, I won't get upset because he's probably THINKING ABOUT wolfing around with the girl-dogs, or bitches

and I don't blame him...

Thursday, April 7, 2022

Spooky

love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you...


I was reading in the SB Independent Nick Welsh's very funny report on the Bird Refuge in good ol' Santa Barbara...Nick outlined everything the City of SB has tried to kill the stench without success...I have posted on this many times and my fix for this sorry cesspool is to let the waters flow in and out from the ocean and turn it into a marsh like Carpinteria's beautiful salt marsh...


and it appears that's what the city is going to do..however they need to be careful..the plan to remove 24 non-native trees is unnecessary...bionativism is a hoax and planting native trees instead won't solve the stench...


now we all know this haunted pond is or was part of the Clark Estate just up the hill..a spookier mansion you won't find but I think Huguette deserves better than the foul septic tank it has become...

the fix should have been in years ago so all the well-heeled visitors can enjoy the grounds...is Parks and Rec gal Jill involved in the new plans or has she been"relocated" to a cabana??

welp, these warm, beautiful evenings are perfect for get-togethers on the lawn with hot dogs and hamburgs and laughter...joyous laughter

and Easter is coming up!