Hound Dog

you ain't nothing but a hound dog...

why be a pet? they clip and snip you, if you're a cat they declaw you...sick!! some California cities still allow declawing..how can this be?? Maryland just outlawed it..the whole state...good for them

so I'm reading EDHAT and they now have an annoying sports video showing while I'm trying to read...this is classic passive-aggressive behavior from the Edhat chicks for people who don't pay a subscription fee!

now, a dog's behavior is pretty simple: you feed the dog, the dog will stay

but the DOG chick at EDHAT wants to complicate the relationship with your dog: "Do you ever consider if the words we use matter when we approach training our canine companions? Do terms that reflect a positive, supportive outlook have physical, mental and emotional effects on us and our relationships with our pets? Conversely, what about an authoritative mindset where we’re having to tell our dogs what to do and when to do it? Perhaps you can see how, from that perspective, if a dog doesn’t listen, we’re likely to get upset and frustrated."

"Humane, force-free dog training requires a different understanding. Instead of having to tell our dogs what to do, we can teach them ‘Life Skills’ so they learn to make good choices on their own."

WTF?? life skills??  "you've been a very bad dog, I think you need to re-evaluate your life choices!"

and now I can't even swear in front of a dog?? fuck that, man!!

look, if a dog doesn't listen to me, I won't get upset because he's probably THINKING ABOUT wolfing around with the girl-dogs, or bitches

and I don't blame him...