Monday, January 30, 2017


you don't have to live like refugee... (don't have to live like re-fu-jay)

ok..if you are unfortunate enough to be Muslim, America will be like the moon to you until you get can't dress in a burka and a turban and expect to be taken seriously, especially by our new country club president, Mr. Trump and all the crazy fucks in his administration..

so I would like to help my Muslim brothers and sisters, esp the sisters..those dark sexy eyes...mmmm

you need to stop taking yourselves so seriously and acting like a victim...


and no one will bother you

Friday, January 27, 2017


I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me And after all, you're my wonderwall

the Chumash have won a proposal to build out Camp 4 with a wall around it to keep out white folk

ok so President Trump promised to build the Wall across the Mexican border for his Fox News pals and to keep the dirty rotten Mexicans out...Trump actually thinks the Wall is expected to keep illegals and drugs out of America...but America has a big demand for drugs and workers so a wall won't do anything...

now on O'Reilly, Dennis Miller was saying he was having lunch with his "dear friend" Nipper and Nipper told a joke about the Superbowl and Tom Brady is a patriot and well it was not a joke it was just lame attempt at false patriotism humor...Nipper and Miller...geez what a couple of degenerates

and the 9/11 terrorists all came into America by the front door...maybe Trump should secure the VISA system that allows bad people to waltz in and commit mayhem

the wall will be Trump's big boondoggle and now he wants to investigate why he lost the popular vote...Trump think illegals voted...and you'll recall he sent a team a few years ago to Hawaii to find Obama's birth certificate

and now I hear Trump is mad at the press for mis-reporting the size of the Inauguration..Trump says the actual size of the crowd was much, who cares???

our new president sounds a little kooky

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Everyday People

different strokes for different folks


I haven't eaten at Sly's yet in Carpinteria ..the building was sold so I don't know how long the restaurant will be there...but if I do eat there I might have a nice steak sandwich with a Bloody Mary and no one will be the wiser...but you know what? an animal had to die for me to eat that steak sandwich...fries and ketsup resulted in no deaths

say "hello" to Porterhouse!
now, there's two competing dog nonprofits locally: Davey's Voice and Davey's Legacy both in honor of the pup who was murdered by the Chinese freak who was in America legally to hurt people and animals apparently...

but the animal nonprofits know full well that rich gal Wendy is an animal advocate (on the surface anyway) and any pro-dog publicity is good for them and their bottom it's a cat fight between Gretchen and Julia, #69 to get Wendy's money and attention..both gals are a little kooky so Wendy fits right in with them....

so what's my point? well the News-Press had a story (after I did one months ago) about the Chinese dogs saved from the Yulin Dog Meat Festival where dogs are part of the meat market because Asians eat dogs....and the slit-eyed ladies fuck good for the record! so some American folks went over to China and brought back dogs to local people and there's the of the dogs, Wonton, was destined for a soupy grave

so back to my steak sandwich..the question is should dogs be pets or should they be on the menu...look at the News-Press story last week about certified lesbian Cat Cora..when Cat's not busy allegedly romancing slutty reality TV wives, she's cooking up a storm somewhere and now she's got a burger joint on the Mesa...and all you animal lovers know that burgers=dead cows..the News-Press reviewed Cat's restaurant and well, cold limp fries are not too cool, Cat..just keep the deep fryer oil clean ....just kidding Cat!!

but why are cows less important than dogs??

I see no rational reason to keep a dog in the house unless wrapped up as meat in the fridge..ranch dogs are the exception as they serve a purpose...

I'll grant reprieves to Boxers, German Sheperds, Australian Sheperds, and TOTO but all these other dogs are just mixed mutts that serve no purpose...of course Wendy's Gals love dogs with an irrational love that supercedes all others

and so on and so on and scoobie doobie doo

Friday, January 20, 2017

Change Partners

you must change partners, again

well the Inaugural Ball was attended by all of the ladies gazing at the faces found on their dance cards ...the day was awesome with all the ceremonies, the color and the noise in DC

and the storms are here.... I went out dancing with the wind and rain...the creeks are raging past me like some country club chick in a hot hurry, leaving me defenseless...

so I stood in the rain and got...

I fucking got baptized

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Bad Sneakers

I'm goin' insane,  laughin' at the frozen rain


I was driving around Santa Barbara doing various things when I see a blonde driving a Jaguar close to Hope Ranch .....definitely maybe Wendy...why don't these faux-Patriots who say they love America drive Fords or Chevys?? American guitars, cars and guns are where it's at

I'll have a few words to say about Chinese dogs next post!

why is FOX NEWS paying to settle Bill O'Reilly's sex harrassment lawsuits..this guy is a total phony patriot!!

dropped into Sears and picked up some shoes on sale and they are awesome!! SEARS..another great American institution

on the way back home I was stuck in traffic even though there's a three-lane highway

JANUARY 19 is Janis Joplin's birthday and her Porsche sold for like $250000..Porsche's are German cars but Janis can drive anything she wants because Janis unlike Wendy earned her money with talent....chick was ballsy


people keep telling me the drought is not over and I keep telling them it is over...the creeks are running, the groundwater basins are recharging and pretty soon the runoff will add to the reservoirs...the weather in case you didn't notice has changed...freezing temps, outrageous sunsets and sunrises, storms and the folks who kept their lawns are now benefitting from the lovely green

and there's snow in the ski resorts...this is all good news and a long time coming...

the drought is's over...meaning simply that we're getting rain..normal rainfall again

there's 14 feet of snow on the ground and it's colder than a well-digger's ass

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Abraham, Martin and John

anybody here seen my old friend Martin.....

Snoop Dog and Martha Stewart have show on TV..Martha is tagged by a panel of three black dudes and she acts all slutty now..Snoop of course lives the white life in Hope Ranch with Wendy...Martha Stewart is no Meryl Streep and nowadays neither is Meryl!

Cameron Diaz...maybe so
I was driving through Padaro Lane on a sunny blue sky day yesterday and saw three gals walking a dog and I swear one of them was Cameron Diaz...coincidentally I was watching 'Along Came Polly' last night on the tube...I freaked when I saw her on Padaro but I couldn't get a good picture ...tried to get one in my rear view mirror...the pic sucks but you can't say for sure it wasn't Cameron..just take my word for it.....she's awfully pretty

Kevin Costner lives on Padaro and he's got a new movie out about some black girls called 'Hidden Figures''s alleged that the three black chicks were mathematicians and played important roles in NASA at one time..I finds that hard to believes ciz black chicks ginerelly cain't talk let alone add and substract..

but anyway, the News-Press is printing Star Parker's column again and Star is a crazy black girl "Christian" religious nutjob... she tells on the soundtrack of Kevin's film is a black chick/gospel singer/pastor named Kim Burrell who also happens to be Christian and anti-gay ie faux Christian..she gives anti-gay sermons calling fags perverted and was supposed to be on Ellen's show..Ellen of course lives in Summeralnd with her gay lesbo wife Portia de Rossi...I've seen them around and the fact that they are having sex is not the end of the a matter of fact, a look at biology will indicate that certain segments of populations are gay whether it's people, cougars or folks from Alabama...

and there's no amount of preaching that can change that.. I think lots of so-called Christians shamelessly use the bible to justify bigotry and homophobia for if the bible says it's so, it must be why aren't these people advocating killing people who commit adultery or why aren't they killing ox and dripping the blood on the alter as a gift to God?? I mean if you claim you're a Christian why not go whole hog like ISIS...

adhere to the bible
For adultery (including urban rape victims who fail to scream loud enough)
  • If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city. Deuteronomy 22:23-24

For a woman who is not a virgin on her wedding night

  • If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her ... and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid: Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate: And the damsel's father shall say ... these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city. ... But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die. Deuteronomy 22:13-21

For breaking the Sabbath
  • They found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day. ... And the LORD said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones.... And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the LORD commanded Moses. Numbers 15:32-56

I was mortiflied when Trump suggested Jerry Falwell Jr join his about religious quackery!! these folks are obsessed with homos for some reason and Jerry Falwell Sr. was one sick dude claiming teletubbies were trying to indoctrinate America's youth into the gay lifestyle..cuckoo

you can't use religion to discriminate against other's not Christianity anymore than the KKK is Christianity...

the bible is a METAPHOR which means literal translations are impossible...

these are simple truths we'd best remember on this Martin Luther King weekend

Friday, January 13, 2017

Sweet Surrender

Live, live without fear

so I'm reading the News-Press and Brother Andy Caldwell tells that the non-profit Young Miss America Foundation has sued the County of Santa Barbara to stop a trail through the Reagan Ranch....facts are scarce but Andy wants the trail gone and sees Reagan as equal to Lincoln and Washington as presidents...and the Ranch up in the mountains is a national treasure..Rancho del Cielo..although Andy's is a Guest Opinion, it is also obviously Wendy's opinion from one of her minions

the next day the News-Press had a front page story on the lawsuit...


well sure it's a cool ranch way out in the boonies and Reagan spent time there riding horses and pitching hay (at least that's what the Hollywood poses suggested)

but we know that Wendy McCuckoo influences the YMAF with her money..she pulls the puppet strings...she owns the Ranch Center building on State St and so she's probably behind the lawsuit against the county and the taxpayers..Wendy's first line of defense is to sue and send her flunky lawyers in to do the dirty work because she hates Americans

and  Reagan's jellybean issue has never really been resolved and what about Ron calling Nancy "mommy"...what's up with that??  sweet surrender??

but Rancho Del Cielo sits on 688 acres so why fuss over a trail anyway?? this issue goes back to 2012 so why a lawsuit now?

I was driving thru Hope Ranch and saw a bunch "SAVE OUR TRAIL" signs...I guess it's the Laguna Blanca trail the kids use or maybe the horse trails that may pass by private property...I know Wendy tried to keep people off the beach below her property..she really does hate Americans!!

of course nobody wants a bunch of white people on trails running thru or close to their property but there's easements and maybe deals can be worked out to keep everyone happy...

the Reagan Ranch was bought by a NON-PROFIT- the Young America Foundation which is tax-exempt, so they really have no rights to exclusive private property as they claim...

allegedly the trail being considered runs close to Ron's adobe but I think it would be cool as a hiker or horseman to see the little house that Ron and Nancy shared...and Ron liked the Louis L'Amore books like 'Crossfire Trail' so maybe he'd approve of a trail for the people

why should the Young Miss America Foundation hog all 688 acres for their little conservative revivals, student brainwashing and conservative celebrity parties??

I say build that trail and don't let a nonprofit dictate the guest list

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Bad Bad Leroy Brown

meaner than a junk yard dog

does the News-Press print fake news? of course it does...City Editor and Wendy sychophant Scott Steepleton made up stuff when he was covering the Peter Lance DUI caper...what Scott forgot to tell us is that Lance lawyer Darryl Genis was a tax cheat but Scott did make up some doozies about the Santa Barbara cops...the end result is Scott finally printed the Genis story (he had to) and Darryl blamed his dead accountant for the crime.. Genis is in big trouble and the SB cops are doing great...

the News-Press is yellow

but now it seem Scott fancies himself an investigative journalist and he's all stuck up in something called Targate, a name for the Greka Oil spills from years past..oh we all followed the spills and denials from the likes of kooky Brooks Firestone (who leased land to Greka) and Mike Stoker (who took a job as spokeman for Greka) and we witnessed the County Of Santa Barbara at the expense of taxpayers respond to all the spills..and we saw the horrendous state of the Greka Oil facilites and the poor training of operators...and on and on

but lately the News-Press and Scott Steepleton have been writing a long rambling story about how the feds are responsible for the oil spills and Greka is merely an innocent victim of gov't bullies...

the latest foray into this phony journalism is Scott's attempt to hang homophobia and racism at the EPA's it and it really doesn't make much sense...according to Scott some gov't guy threatened Greka if they didn't clean up their act, they would go to jail and be romanced by a guy named Leroy!! the gov't guy said he didn't recall the conversations but Scott tries to turn that into some high crime by gov't's like Donald Trump talking about grabbing girls''s guy talk..and remember the News-Press was one of two little papers to endorse Trump for POTUS

now, some evidence was mishandled by the County folks according to a judge, but the case against Greka can go on and the company is on the hook for millions in fines..and they should pay

but these oil people and their pals don't like regulations and don't like paying their they blame the gov't or any gov't agency charged with protecting the it any wonder they want no regs?? that would leave then free to pollute and make profits at the expense of the environment...

look out your window..what do you see? I see some really nice views of the marsh and hills and will not let anyone pollute it...

and if someone does pollute it, they should be held accountable despite the crazy News-Press protests..

but accountability is something Team Wendy just doesn't understand

Thursday, January 5, 2017


oh, 99 I've been waiting so long Oh 99 Where did we go wrong Oh 99 I love you....

be very wary of two-legged men preachng morality!!

I do not want a car that drives itself or parks itself, thank you anyway...

the purpose of a car or truck or hot rod for that matter is the joy of driving....I got a V8 Chevy pickup and I like the power..if I need to get away from some homo tailing me, I just punch it and I'm jammin'

speaking of homos, I see FOX NEWS sychophant Sean Hannity interviewed public enemy #1 Julian Assange. the guy who publishes information leaks to harm people, classified or not, dangerous or not...Assange and traitor Snowdon should be shot on sight but will Sean shoot Assange News is just so pathetic I can't imagine the kind of person that actually believes the bullshit coming from this Rupert Murdoch organization..

if I interviewed Assange, I might have to kill him

ok so Trump is giving Amarosa a job in the White House...that's fine with me because she's a fine looking woman and a fine looking black woman to boot which is rare..

becuz most black girls look like they just crawled out of a swamp

Tuesday, January 3, 2017

The Mighty Quinn

come all without, come all within


I do declare the drought is over!

it's like Quinn the Mighty Eskimo came down from Alaska and gave us cold and rain...I thought the heat wave would last forever and gave away most of my winter I'm down to my Territory Ahead sweatpants and an Old Navy pea coat

the lakes and reservoirs aren't full but the drought is I was watchng the Three Stooges and Twilight Zone marathons on New Year's, I was cracking up and basking in the cozy sci-fi nostalgia...outside the clouds were thick and the air was frigid like my heat wave just good cold weather and up in the hills toward Ojai, the wind was blowing and it felt real good...

In Santa Barbara, you can't water your lawns, but Mother Nature can so I'd keep the lawns..the smell of fresh cut grass shall not be's just too good...but some folks have already installed the astro-turf and Arizona pink rock -cactus mobile home park look which frankly makes me wanna puke

in a drought just let the lawn go and turn brown, then when the rains come it'll come back to life and don't worry about the weeds..let 'em grow because they are the only thing keeping it green...

but the recent rains have turned everything green with surplus water creating creeks and ponds for bullfrogs and such...I love this more than I can say

and when Quinn the Eskimo gets here, all the pigeons gonna run to him

Sunday, January 1, 2017

The Happiest Girl In The Whole USA

it's a zippity doo-dah day

now I always look forward to Wendy McCuckoo's New Year's Day lecture to her readers...and this year, she finally gots a Republican president in the White House come January 20th and she sounds like the happiest girl in the whole USA!! hey Wen, how 'bout an up-to-date pic of you?? I had hoped to see some growth and change from Wendy, but she's stuck in the same old rut..and why is Trump suggling up with serial killer Putin???

it took two terms of Obama/Biden to clean up George Bush's multiple messes from the war invasions to the stock market crash and by God Obama did a good job...Obamacare was a bust but so is health insurance in general..when I had health insurance, they raised the premiums all the time because it's a for-profit for the stockholders I pay cash for medical stuff and will get insurance when and if it becomes something I's just crazy to pay $500/month for health insurance!! the churches and other wealthy nonprofits should pick up the tab for the difference...

ok so I went out and it's a beautiful Sunday New Year's morning..cold and sunny..the recent rains have turned everything green..the pastures and the hills..I can smell the flowers and the coming Spring..the promise of Spring.....

I get home and read Wendy's words of wisdom and she says Obama hates America as much as Trump loves it rational person would say something this stupid....and she gushes because Sprint is moving jobs to the USA...huh? the cellular jobs thing is a PR move as these tech jobs are not blue collar and come and go and every cell phone is made in China anyway!! haha..Wendy you sure are ignorant and the more I read her article, the more I felt sorry for her...this gal got rich because of a divorce..what kind of law would allow that?? the California Community Property Law? that's a law that needs to be thrown out but Wendy is worried about sanctuary cities!! as I've pointed out before, if a city has a church, it's a sanctuary city as churches have provided sanctuary forever and they don't even pay taxes!!

the point is Wendy has never actually done anything in her life of her own work ethic, no moral code and on and on...

she's a parasite, a bloodsucker, a freeloader, a free rider, a hanger-on, a moocher, a leech, a sponge..she's basically a dog tick...  thus her words in her little column in the News-Press every New Year's Day ring very, very hollow

but I hearby confer upon her an honorary degree from Trump University