Friday, July 29, 2016

There She Goes

there she goes again...


shezamm!! shockingly, it looks like the News-Press was right and Noozhawk was wrong about Paula Lopez, the local celebutante who not only can sing, read the news, but she can also kick you when she's riled up on whiskey ...and all in a nice blue summer dress!

but Noozhawk clarifed their story to conform to the News-Press version and now I understand..

Paula is on her own now so I hope she can maintain....

Thursday, July 28, 2016


Lose your blues, everybody cut footloose

ok so now I'm confused by Noozhawk and the News-Press....they both have stories about local celeb Paula Lopez but each story says a different thing about her DUI plea deal

the News-Press says Paula is OFF the ankle bracelet monitoring

Noozhawk says she's ON the ankle bracelet monitoring

Paula, I may have to examine your ankles, honey...

and who knows where that will lead!

Free Falling

and I'm free, free falling

a zip line allows you to swing thru the trees like a monkey

now I'm reading the News-Press/Andy "Zippy" Caldwell's response to the Supervisors' decision about a zip line between Solvang and Buellton..the supes approved it and denied an appeal by a neighbor who was supported by Supervisor Janet Wolf...

of course Andy found a reason to criticize Wolf's "no" get the facts of the story, I had to look elsewhere..

The Lompoc Record had a good story and the reason Wolf voted no was this ZIP Line thing is in an ag preserve and will cost you $110 for a will pay $85! geez, what kid can pay $85 unless mommy and daddy give it to him!

from the Lompoc Record:
Second District Supervisor Janet Wolf, who cast the only dissenting vote, had an issue with the suggested price point, saying it would cost her family of five about $500 to use the course. Wolf also had concerns about the commercial nature of the project on land in an area zoned for agriculture, calling it potentially precedent setting

Andy Caldwell, representing the Coalition of Labor, Agriculture and Business, argued in favor of the project, as did most who spoke during the public comment period.

"The fact of the matter is, they have zip lines in rain forests for crying out loud," Caldwell said. "This is a zip line among oak trees and shrub brush. If it’s OK to have a zip line through a rain forest, why can’t we have a zip line through Buellton? We urge you to approve this project."

and it's curious that Andy's guest opinion in the News-Press was all anti-Wolf propaganda..just crazy stuff against his nemesis Janet Wolf

now the project, called the Sierra Grande Rural Recreation Project isn't like putting a swing on your backyard tree by throwing a rope around a branch...these guys want to install a zip line through the oaks? that means steel cable wires, poles and how many oak trees are stressed by the drought and disease? and this business guy wants to hammer spikes/anchors into the trees? it's known fact that zip lines can kill their host trees, in this case the oaks

and what about liabiltiy when some kids gets killed flying thru the trees on a mechanical system that shouldn't be there in the first place..

and then there's the combo zip line/wine tasting events going on now....

and the guy who owns the ranch has a weird religious nonprofit foundation:
The SG Foundation was founded by Stuart C. Gildred Sr. along with co-founders Richard Kieding and William Sauer in 1984. From its inception the goal of the SG Foundation has been to help the less fortunate of the world to live better lives using the strong Judeo-Christian values of the founders as guidelines.

Early in the history of SG Foundation certain guidelines were established by Stuart Gildred Sr. He decided that a small private foundation must of necessity limit itself in terms of grant consideration. He was opposed, for example, to funding large research projects for HIV/AIDS programs"

the supervisors who approved this screwed up and Janet Wolf was should have been denied and it reminds me of that stupid yarn bombing thing to get people out in nature

my God if these folks can't find things to do in the back country, they have no business living there and constructing amusement parks for their spoiled kids..

and do the birds who use these trees for survival really need a bunch of stupid people zipping by disturbing them??

this is the dumbest idea I've heard in years....another wet dream from some conservative trustfunders and Christians....and wannabe Tarzans

wait a about a zip line from Ojai to Carp through the sycamores!!

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Will It Go Round In Circles

will it fly high like a bird up in the sky??


so I'm watching the Democratic Convention and the roll call votes to's my fave portion and these guys are rocking America state by state...I got chills! and the Chairwoman, the Mayor of Baltimore Stephanie Rawlings-Blake is smokin' HOT!! kind of Americans!! I'm so proud of the love they showed!! AMERICA!!!

I'm watching C-Span to avoid the stupid talk and commercials of the cable stations and a few guys looked and sounded kinda tired: Paul Simon and Bernie Sanders and Bill Clinton...but that's ok...Paul's musical legacy is pretty awesome and Bill and Bernie always look berned these guys age, America will turn its lonely eyes to others for inspiration, like Blac Chyna..Rob and Blac are gonna have a baby and I got one word for them: ABORTION!!

but this is such a contrast to the Darth Vadar Republicans who only show hate and fear and spend the RNC calling Hillary names!! and where some idiot from Kansas said his state still honors the bible, gun rights and bourbon!! like who cares...geez

ok now the email issue is interesting..people esp conservatives were castigating ther DNC for anti-Bernie emails but nobody mentioned the real problem: HACKING! who hacked into the emials? that is illegal as someone hacking into your bank account to borrow some money; or open you mailbox and steal your mail! that's the issue, not whether the DNC gals were gossiping about Bernie....

and the conservatives were griping that the Democrats didn't mention ISIS at the DNC.well why should they..ISIS scares the Republicans and everytime an isolated incident of ISIS violence happens, the conservatives wet their pants like in this News-Press headline from sex harassing FOXNEWS...war on Christians by ISIS

let's see, how many people are killed by drunk drivers in the USA per year about is Coors USA  declaring war on sober drivers?? well, that's the twisted and no-context logic used by conservative Christians

ISIS is being dealt with and will be dealt with....what happens in France is something the French folks need to fix...the DNC is not the place to plan strategy as the RNC did which plays right into the ISIS fear campaign...use your heads!! where's you graduate from, Trump University??? haahaa

and one more thing: it's coming on World Youth Day and Catholics are celebrating...

all I can say is....

kids, run for your lives!!!

Monday, July 25, 2016

Mississippi Queen

Mississippi Queen, if you know what I mean Mississippi Queen, she taught me everything Way down around Vicksburg, around Louisiana way Lived a Cajun lady

I thought the Republican Convention was entertaining and chaotic with the Preacher Ted Cruz issue, and FOX NEWS with all the sexual harassment issues, but the Democratic Convention is starting off like the Civil War!

the DNC chair Debbie Wasserman-Schulz is resigning because of some emails? Hillary and Deb dogged by emails but I don't know why...emails are simply quick ways to communicate like phone calls and should not be part of the record unless subpoenas are I understand it, Debbie emailed her hatred for Bernie Sanders (I hate Bernie too!) and now Bernie is upset...but Bernie is an independent so WTF does he care..he never would have won the nomination or the election..he's a creepy old man who has a bunch of potheads supporting Debbie should have stayed DNC chair because she's good and way better than that wimpy Rinse Preebus (sic) guy at the RNC..besides it's all normal politics and if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen

and now the rumor is Putin may be involved in leaking the emails..and it's funny, I've gotten thousands of hits lately from Russia but I am not and will not be implicated

the candidates for president don't do anything for me, so I may sit this one out or vote for VEEP....Pence or Kaine...Hillary and Donald are tiresome
but things are getting strange in America and I'm thinking of maybe buying a little spread in a rural town and stockpiling weapons and ammo and just wait for the war to break out..the second Civil War..this one won't be between the north and south and won't be about'll be about capitalism vs socialism

I've said before I'm half capitalist, half socialist and half commie, so that's what I'll fight for....

and of course I'll fight for Debbie, too

Saturday, July 23, 2016

The Power of Love

can move a mountain, drive the deepest sea

can love beat Alzheimer's?? of course

My goal today was love...not to score a goal or to score, but to show up at the Polo grounds to support the fight against Alzheimer's's a flag football game advertised as blondes vs love love

blondes have more fun young chicks who drink lots of craft beer...have you ever had sex with a drunk girl? it's ridiculous!! it ain't love but's it's close enough

but seriously, it's such a lovely day in July..warm and sunny so I rushed over there to lend my the polo field was open to everybody

I love this area and it was all good vibes as I entered....walked on over to the playing field and the teams were practicing..the Burger Bus was buzzing and plenty of beer booths...drink beer today you will dehydrate drink more beer is the idea! the PA guy was pushing the beer.."drink to your health" he there a link between booze and ALZ??

so the blondes are looking real good and so are the brunettes who appear more athletic..the blondes are more girly-girly but nevertheless in fine shape..

I had my drone with me and we flew over the gals to see if I could get a better view down their jerseys and tank tops...hmmmm

and  the sweat dripping down their necks made me wanna lick them...

but can we lick Alzheimer's? a disease that robs your memory... with folks like these participating, the answer is "YES"

I want to remember everything..good and bad... EVERYTHING...

it would be a crime to forget a day like this

Thursday, July 21, 2016

Never Gonna Give You Up

never gonna let you down

that Rick Astley is one smooth dude!

look, they copped some lines from Michelle Obama for Melania's just admit it...but do Donald Trump and his minions admit it? no they keep lying and trying to blame Hillary! I know Hillary is guilty of some things and so am I..I'm guilty of something I just don't know what..

I mean these guys on Trump's campaign look like idiots trying to deny they stole some lines from Michelle..imitation is the sincerest form of flattery so maybe Melania likes Michelle who is a very cool and awesome First Lady!

and Melania says Trump is "never gonna give you up and never gonna let you down" at the end of her speech!! that's Rick Astley's song from the 1980s... fantastic song!!

now the Republican Convention appears to be a strange mix of carpetbaggers, holy rollers, and bourbon swilling separatists..... Ben Carson was acting weird as usual and his speech was cuckoo, trying to tie Hillary with Lucifer..haha.....superstitious Ben Carson is spooked by Lucifer!! what a lamebrain....well at least Hillary never hit her mother over the head with a hammer

so the flags are flown at half-staff for the cops who were killed in the line of duty...the conservatives are falling all over themselves, praising the cops in front of the network cameras yet trying to reduce their pensions with a bunch of anti-union pension reform bills...

cops deserve the money and benefits and to retire at age 50 if they live that it seems the cops are only supported for political reasons by the GOP!!

his brain infected by the Zika virus, Wisconsin gov Scott Walker who ran for president but quit early, compared public workers like cops to ISIS! he gave a lame speech at the convention and Cruz gave a speech-that's what he does, gives speeches- but didn't endorse Trump saying he can't support anyone who maligns his wife Heidi and his dad Rafael, a commie

and Trump is a birther!!

do you remember the Republicans, where did they go??

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

We Can Work It Out

only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong

so the Independent and EDHAT has the story about the new school logo for Santa Barbara Unified School District..people use symbolism everyday to convey messages, sometimes hidden and Jung had a field day with symbols...Pacifica University in Summerland deals with all this stuff

Hitler had the swastika to convey hate..Christians have the cross to convey guilt...the Beatles used symbolism on "Yesterday and Today"  with the dead butchered baby dolls...McCartney said it was symbolic of the Vietnam war and boy was he right! brilliant..geez I had a dream last night a baby jumped into the Bird Refuge after a duck and I jumped in to save him from drowning...dreams are part of our collective conscience so keep an eye on your kids..I'm not a babysitter

and earlier in the day, I bought some Baby Swiss Cheese from Trader Joe's..why do they call it Baby Swiss Cheese? hmmmm...tastes good though

and even the cover that replaced the original Beatles butcher cover was cool...Yesterday and Today is a great album...heads above anything that came out that year...(1966)

I know for years that white people have been fleeing Santa Barbara public schools due to too many blacks and Mexicans..and for years they have been trying to cleanse the school system of inferior races...have they succeeded? I hope not..when we moved here the public schools had black kids, white kids, Asian kids and Mexican kids and I loved it!! surfers with wingtips and greasers with Pendletons...I was friends with all of was cool

but now, thanks to ultra-conservative whites with Amerikin flags coming out of the kazoo, we have some racism...and this new logo may prove my point..or not

so I looked at the logo of the SB USD and found it curious...shaped like a shield with cross in the middle, I jumped to my research engine and was shocked by what I discovered...

the SBUSD logo was a rough match to white supremacy groups!! the shield shape indicates Aryan sensibilities...and the cross indicates sympathies with the KKK

the Honor Society ain't what it used to be

Monday, July 18, 2016

In The Summertime

when the weather's fine...

ok blasted on the front page of the News-Press was a picture of the new SB police chief, looking fit by the beach at the Carrillo Arts Center... I can't tell if this chick is a Dr. Laura wannabe or maybe she's looking for an under-sheriff to party with!

geez, you represent the police dept...wear a uniform unless you plan to spend all your time running marathons....or maybe she hasn't started work yet but I don't like the idea of coddling drunks with the mommy approach...I like the kick-ass approach which sends all the drunks crying to the News-Press...Wake up Chief!! Wendy is your enemy!!!
next I see Mike Stoker and Andy Putz as delegates for the Trump Convention in careful boys, Ohio has an open carry policy and I guarantee someone will be Stoker's seems like a nice guy but he can't win elections anymore.... at least he never got recalled! haha

also on the front page of the News-Press is a warning about a shark attack in Carpinteria...a shark killed a seal so the JAWS mentality comes out in the press...but the folks in Carp still found the time and courage to have fun in the water and didn't give in to fear

the terrorists use the same fear tactics and maybe that's where the News-Press picked up their shoddy reporting style...

live your lives and don't fear sharks... or girls

if her daddy's rich take her out for a meal, if her daddy's poor just do what you feel

Saturday, July 16, 2016

Nice Nice Very Nice

So many people in the same device. Oh a whirling dervish and a dancing bear Or a Ginger Rogers and a Fred Astaire...Nice, nice, very nice Nice, nice, very nice

Je suis avec Nice aujourd' La French Festival dans Santa Barbara...BON!!

so I went in to SB to check out the French Fest esp since the Nice massacre by a crazed loser, product of yet another careless upbringing..

the festival is fun and I'm a sucker for a girl from San Francisco singing French songs under the oaks... and those baguettes

Vive La French Festival!

Tuesday, July 12, 2016


just keep getting harder to find, and your kicks ain't bringing you peace of mind, you better find out before it's too late girl,  you better get straight

Brandee Nyp is a beautiful young woman from Grand Rapids who worked as a secretary in local school..she got hooked on crack cocaine and turned to prostitution for awhile, hanging out on Division Street in Grand Rapids to pickup Johns

her story was on Lockup: Grand Rapids....the thing that got me was her fight with drugs...she admits she was one point saying crack was more important than her kids..brutally honest and it is hard to believe such a beautiful girl is a junkie....and she's a facebook friend

but it's a cause and effect type deal...drugs and prostitution

instead of setting up phony prostitute scams, maybe Sheriff Bill Brown could focus on real crime: ADDICTION to drugs and why girls turn to street prostitution to get the money to keep smoking crack

I was watching KEYT and Kelly Hoover, the blonde former News-Press employee was all concerned about human trafficking..I'm concerned too but what the Sheriff's Dept did had nothing to do with human trafficking

from the KEYT report, Kelly says the Sheriff was concerned about all the online ads for sex, so the dept set up a false site using a Goleta hotel to entice guys..once the guys arrived and paid for sex they thought they were gonna get, they were arrested!

WTF kinda cockamamie idea is that? didn't the county just approve millions of dollars for a new jail in Santa Maria?

I do recall the undersheriff who was having sex with his female sub-employee in a parking lot in a police cruiser...I think their safeword was "Bill Brown" the Sheriff!!

Bill eyes Kelly's ass!

I thought at first they had caught up with a real prositution ring with chicks from Honduras used as sex slaves for profit..but it wasn't even close to that...the so-called crimes commited by the 20 guys were fabricated by the Sheriff and his crew busted 20 guys for showing up to have sex with a fake babe for money...and they were arrested for "disorderly conduct"...well, procuring a prostitute is an orderly or so I'm told... so this sting is a farce

and we got female deputies posing as hookers wasting my tax money to arrest some local horndogs...

Sheriff Brown is an idiot and he should resign and take Kelly Hoover with him

dress her up like a little ho ho!

Monday, July 11, 2016

Nowhere To Run

Nowhere to run to, baby nowhere to hide Got nowhere to run to, baby nowhere to hide

I started thinking about sex and prostitutes and paying for sex..have I ever paid for sex? well, that's for me to know and for you to find out

but I was reading the News-Press and saw the face and names of the twenty guys caught in a sex sting...ouch! imagine having your name and face plastered in the News-Press for havng sex wida ho

embarassing no doubt..some of the guys are businessmen in Santa Barbara and show up on LinkedIn and other social there's really nowhere to hide

two of the Johns work in Santa is an interior decorator and one works at a food place that makes nutrition remember, everyone in America is guilty until either shot by the cops or proven innocent

and you need lots of protein and stamina to have sex so you should down nutrition bars whether you pay for it or not..some gals have thrown my back out or chased me outta town with their crazy amorous demands...lately the coast has been clear

but I've seen those nutrition bars at Tri County Produce..

maybe I'll head in today and get me some

Sunday, July 10, 2016

Shopping for Dresses

So I'm shopping for dresses with no one to wear them
One in each color and one in each style
Maybe someday I'll find me a lady to wear them
And my shopping will be done for a while

my, what a pretty sail...looks like a pretty summer dress

so Merle Haggard died recently....last of the great old country singers..the real deal..the guys I think about when I'm dreamin' about the rodeo or driving thru Bakersfield or Ventura...or the Grand Ol' Opry...or the Palomino...or the Bandar...or the Top Hat burger joint..or Fender guitars

Johnny Cash, Dolly Parton, Waylon Jennings, Buck Owens, Roy Clark, Willie Nelson, Kris Kristofferson...those kinda guys...nowadays I gotta put up with Blake Sheldon types..oh he's not even close 

but Merle...great artist, songwriter and working least that was the image but the songs were so good

my fave was "Shopping for Dresses" which Merle wrote with Little Jimmy Dickens...the beauty and simplicity of that song boggles my's genius

it's an era in music that will never come again..

Merle Haggard was one of the greats

Saturday, July 9, 2016

Daughter of Darkness

stay out of my life, my life

geez, is prostitution still illegal? I gotta be more careful

so Andy Caldwell, a militant Christian, still writes guest opinions for Wendy's dying News-Press.. he's preaching the gospel of right and wrong from an ultra-conservative Christian point of view..I wonder how Andy feels about Nipper and Wendy livng in sin..having sex out of wedlock...wedlock=prison= that's why there's the lock...

Lanny Ebenstein, a Jew used to write guest opinions for the News-Press and mostly he repeated the "public workers make too much" gibberish...if I wanted to spend my career chasing my tail, I would have worked in the private sector...but it's my life and I'm responsible for it

so Lanny wrote a piece for the Independent that warned of the demise of the Republican Party and cited pal Andy Caldwell as one reason..Andy is intolerant and ignorant and if the GOP continues on the tea party path, the GOP will disappear in relevance..Andy wants racial profiling to ward off potential terrorist...that means if you have a certain look that scares white Christians, you should be arrested...

so that means Japs, dog-eating Chinamen, damn dirty apes, Spics, Niggers, Injuns, Muslims, Jews, imams, imommys, daughters of darkness etc (did I leave anyone out?) can be profiled and stopped on reasonable suspicions of not being normal white people if there is such a thing as a normal white person..well if crazy is normal then ok

don't get me wrong, I like white folks unless there's too many around then I get nervous

racial profiling won't work's stupid and Lanny is right for once...but the GOP is dead guys...there's no way to bring it back from Corpseville...oh sure there's a few conservatives running around half-cocked screaming about gun rights and trying to get a smooch from Sarah Palin, but for all practical purposes, the GOP is dead

so Lanny, don't blame Andy so much..he's a symptom.. simple-minded and superstitious... a shill for Wendy and other rich anti-gov't interests like the Casino and inbred farmers up north...and Orly the fuck did that Russian birther bitch get into America and run for California's Atty General, US Senate and Calif Sec of State?? she lost of course but Wendy endorsed her!!

so you see, there's multiple causes for the demise of the Republican Party...

shall we speak of resurrection as Jesus was resurrected from the dead? can the GOP be resurrected??

if you believe in the Easter Bunny, then I would say "yes"

Friday, July 8, 2016

Rebel Yell

in the midnight hour she cried "more more more"

now we got Jerry Seinfeld, Stevie Wonder and Jeff Beck coming to the Chumash only question is-why? I can't go because I'm afraid to drive the Chumash Highway of Death or San Marcos Pass to us white folks...


Jerry, you were funny in the 1980s but's forced and awkward..give it up

with the wineries, breweries, gambling and drunk actresses and elderly rock stars, Santa Ynez has morphed into a virtual Sodom not to mention Gomorrah...sodomy! I sodomized a girl once but with her permission...more more more !!!! she kept yelling

ok so I'm at the car wash in Santa Barbara, July 5th, and van pulls in and parks...this weird lady gets out and it's like she parked to hide something..she's pacing around looking nervous so I whip it camera and get a shot and she's smoking a cig and drinking something..couldn't make out what, maybe an energy drink but I thought to myself- would I ride in a vehicle with her driving-??'s Santa Barbara Classic Wine tours...oh shit I shoulda known..alcohol creates all these creepy parasite "businesses"...

but at least Santa Barbara has her priorites in order (hic)

now another realtor for Berkshire Hathaway California  has been arrested for DUI/Drugs..of course in America you are guilty until proven innocent so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt..for now

ever noticed that some moths and butterflies have gorgeous wings and that Indians have stolen those designs for their headresses?


so using an Indian head as a mascot or decoration for a slot machine is not racist...

it's an homage to butterflies

Thursday, July 7, 2016

Bang A Gong

get it on

Breaking News!!!!

Fox News’ In-House Bimbo Sues Fox News for Treating Her Like an In-House Bimbo!!!!!


now you remember when FOX NEWS babe Gretchen Carlson was at the Reagan Ranch Center to speak to Wendy's Kids about beauty pageants and how pretty girls can get ahead in life...well, I admit I watch Gretchen's show because she is pretty and kinda goofy, too...a total rightwinger but that's not a crime yet....

what is a crime is sexual harassment on the job and it appears that Gretchen was harassed by bald fatman and head of FOX NEWS, Roger Ailes who wanted to bang her


and lately Gretchen has not been on her show...she was fired for some reason and now she is suing FOX for sex harassment..also, she came out recently for gun control and FOX viewers crucified maybe that's why she got fired but if it's true about the sexual harrassment, Ailes is in trouble...

Bill O'Reilly harassed that other FOX chick and settled with her years ago for sexual harassment but Bill wanted to bang her and scrub her with a loofa!! kept calling her....creepy and definitely harassment...but did Ailes just proposition Gretchen or did he harass her

now I do think Roger Ailes has a bit of an Alfred Hitchcock :) complex in that he hires pretty blondes..the difference though between Ailes and Hitchcock is Hitchcock had real talent, he wasn't a huckster who wrapped himself in the American Flag to push rightwing agendas

unfortunately for Grethchen, this may be a " he said, she said" type situation and I wonder why she didn't bring up the allegations before she got fired...actually her contract was not renewed so I guess she didn't get fired

but don't worry...Gretchen will be replaced quick by a pretty, conservative bimbo

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Play That Funky Music

white boy

Donald Trump seems to be burying himself with stupid racist statements can he be so clueless??

America is already the greatest

so this must be his real, coded message!

Monday, July 4, 2016

You Really Got Me

You Really Got Me Now

Happy 4th of July..Independence Day!! Freedom!! America, you really got me!

4th of July Eve I hear some commotion outside..the birds are going crazy...I go outside and check and see a hooded oriole....prettiest orange- yellow I've ever seen but he's too fast to shoot...then some crows and warblers are dancing and fighting in the trees and bushes by the highway...


then I see this freaking bomber buzzing the Salt Marsh... WOW!! I've been waiting 20 years to see someone with the skill to do was awesome...the airplane was blue and yellow...dive, dip and bank like a bird....engine roaring...

and FAST!!

freedom is on the wing

Sunday, July 3, 2016

Crazy Mama

where you been so long

this being the 4th of July weekend, we need to adhere to the Constitution

I don't care if a woman is single or married, if I want her, I'll have her and that's all there is to it...but this Barbie mom in Texas who shot and killed her two daughters...whoa..what a way in Hell I'd have her and she should NOT have had access to guns...NO WAY!! the right to keep and bear arms does not extend to killing your daughters to spite your husband...individual states need to make sure crazies don't get guns otherwise domestic tranquility is impossible

American moms have the duty to promote the general welfare, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, secure the blessings of liberty and make sure I'm happy

it looks like Laura Capps, daughter of Lois, will be seeking her Independence again so now is my chance to zoom on in and collect...she's pretty ..a real pretty angular blonde.. and remember young lovers, when one door closes, another opens..speaking of doors, FYI if we are having sex, morality flies out the window!

below are some folks who maybe aren't following the Constitution

world famous artist in Montecito name-a Van Gogh, is being sued for something or other

SB Public Market is forever in court!

Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California real estate is being sued for breach or fraud...stay away from those bad realtors!! they facilitated the mortgage crisis with their greed! seems to be lots of local realtors and mortgage companies ending up in civil court..what's going on?? maybe the News-PRess will investigate..HAHAHAAH!!

Julia Childs Foundation for Gastroenterology and Culinary Arts is being sued...I thought the old lady was dead??

Ty Warner is being sued for wrongful eviction but if Ty owns it, he can kick you rights

looks like Carpinteria Valley Farms (the Summerland castle/polo ground/sod farm owned by a hotelier) settled a lawsuit with the Montecito Water Dist..if I read the tentative ruling right, the MWD overcharged CVF to the tune of 1.8 million bucks! is that right? wow

couple of local lawyers being sued for negligence and fraud and I ain't Joshing!

Carpinteria Community Church being held accountable for something! maybe that pastor who molests kids??

Friends: FREEDOM comes with a grave responsibility, breach that responsibility and you'll see...

the doors to the Hall of Justice swing both ways

Friday, July 1, 2016

Come Running

come running to me

yes it seems people don't know how to hike anymore...and esp with their dogs...speaking of dogs the News-Press is doing a series on dog-friendly restaurants and you can be sure those are eateries I will stay away from.. I was hiking one time and came back home, plopped down on the sofa and read a book..then I feel some thing crawling up my leg that wernt no woman's was a dog tick!! more dogs = more ticks


then I see MacKenzie Park in SB up by Gelson's/upper De La Vina may be turned into an off-leash dog park...Hillary Hauser of Heal the Ocean is a big cheerleader for it (is Hillary trans?)...ironically she works to stop ocean pollution but ignores dog waste...esp off leash dogs crapping everywhere on the park lawns....those parasites can linger for years in the soil!

ugh..bad for kids but dog people don't care about kids Beanie Baby to honor dead toddlers

anyway back to how to hard can it be? the last thing you want is the County to come rescue you because you got into the woods but you couldn't get out...

ok well then let's start simple with a short hike up Cold Springs Trail behind Montecito...get your mom and dad to buy you some good hiking boots..KEEN or MErrEL...some shorts and a backpack with some water and a knife...don't bring rope because I don't want any of you kids hanging yourselves spur of the drugs or alcohol...sunglasses to look cool and a camera..if you go up with a girl, find a nice place to go and fuck her if she wants...back in the 1970s when we had water, people would go to the little natural pools and romance each other on the rocks! it was fun

nowadays there's no water anywhere but whenever you hike, always follow a creek or river bed whether or not it's dry...don't let your dog wander off or you'll both get lost...


now the 4th of July is coming up and that means fireworks and loud noises and some folks are worried that the fireworks will scare their dogs with a BOOM!!! BOOM!!! BOOM!!! so they give tips in the media what to do...basically, keep them tied up in the bathroom which I think is no good

why not give them some ear ear muffs..they really make them and since dogs have much keener hearing than humans, the muffs will keep them centered

even if you whistle, they won't come running because they can't hear ya..

whistle at me and I'll come running, like a dog