Friday, December 30, 2022

Another Auld Lang Syne

met my old lover at the grocery store

the snow was falling Christmas Eve

Find the cat in the picture and you win a prize!!

Christmas is over...I hope yours was filled with comfort and joy..mine was filled with Southern Comfort and Madame Joy, the chick who lives next door...haha

Seriously, 2022 was a strange year and 2023 is almost here. I don't expect too many changes but with all the rain Spring will be beautiful and blooming...right now it's Winter and that's just fine with me...

Politically speaking, I've never seen the Republicans weaker or stupider..they are all running around like headless chickens with zero leadership and that's too bad...We need a strong GOP to counter some of the foolish actions by the Democrats..but as long as the Trump/MAGA clowns are wasting everybody's time, the Republicans are just flotsam...

I would like to see this fixation on sexuality end and the answers can be found in biology and psychology, not the bible...kids go through stages, so let them without forcing puberty blockers or other drugs to affirm their gender...if you bust in on your kid and he's wearing a bra, don't panic...it's just a stage I went, I mean some kids go through..

Locally, we need to stop all these MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR bike paths/dog paths from being built, esp in green areas and wildlife and bird corridors because it is insane to replace plants and birds and rocks and things with tons of cement and purple rebar... Pretty soon we won't have any dirt left...

So, stop dragging your knuckles and let's get the show on the road!

HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Thursday, December 15, 2022

I Never Will Marry

I'll be no man's wife

I expect to live single

All the days of my life

This chick is like Tootsie!!

https://www.riverfronttimes.com/news/video-missouri-rep-vicky-hartzler-hate-cries-over-gay-marriage-39044749


Father Time vs Mother Nature

I love this weather!!! it's all Christmasy!

so I see Noozhawk changed its format to look like the Independent and the News-Press...y'ever notice that all white people look alike??

and I'm continuing to watch the bike path mess on Carp Ave and can't understand the over-engineering...it's crazy!

bike path of destruction
bike path of destruction


Happy Trails to You!!

However, horses must also be allowed on the "multi-purpose" path otherwise it's no deal!! Do we understand each other??

East of Eden

Ice plant is good ground cover, doesn't need an irrigation system, is not invasive and provides beautiful flowers in spring for the bees and butterflies..

With these observations in mind, the City of Santa Barbara will kill off ice plant at East Beach that's been there forever, by covering it with plastic...another crazy scheme cooked up by the nativists...so they will plant natives, install an irrigation system, and cordon off the area with a fence...BUT, they will keep the ice plant roots for soil stabilization, which is why it was planted in the first place!!!

Natives and non-natives are beautiful

Why would they do this?? well, taxpayer money is there for the wasting so why not waste it on this stupid project?

there's plenty of non-natives like dandelions that actually fertilize the grasses but sure as shootin' someone will kill it with Round-Up...

madness

Sunday, December 4, 2022

You Light Up My Life

you give me hope to carry on

if you're gonna dress up like a lady, at least shave your legs!!! geez


Trump is running for president again altho I don't know why...the guy's got way too many personality disorders!

well, there's this great big beautiful tree you can see from the highway but I think it's a shame not to light it up for the Christmas season...I think it would be cool...the travelers could see it instead of walls and miles of concrete...add some spirit to the silent nights of December...


the Cooper's hawks have been busy in the hood and I see one has a band on its leg...a breeder or perhaps a "highly trained researcher" did it but I wish they would stop attaching things to wild animals...


WTF?? 

why are we building 8-million-dollar bike paths for these clowns??

Friday, November 25, 2022

The Presence of Her Absence

lingers on

I'm sorry to see that musician Michael Towers has died but fondly recall seeing him as part of the duo Vance Or Towers in Santa Barbara ...they were playing a big promotion upstairs in an old brick building on lower State St, circa 1970s


Vance Or Towers..Glen and Michael were one of the first bands in Santa Barbara to get a big record company to produce their first album. There was quite a buzz in SB back in the day...Glen and Michael's "the Presence of Her Absence" remains a fine and moving song from an excellent album

I tried to team up with Glen after Towers left, he expressed some interest, but nothing ever happened...damn..I think I was intimidated by their talent! 

"Vance Or Towers were a truly odd West Coast duo with a line in Sparks-style pop eccentricity and 10cc-esque satire. Though absolutely forgotten, the concept behind these two well-groomed cuties was that teenage girls could choose which one they liked best: Vance OR Towers. Pretty lame as concepts go, the band’s 1975 album on A&M is a different story, boasting both keyboard and guitar-driven rockers that anticipate much of the style and sound of the Quick as well as slick McCartney-style ballads. Far too good to be so unknown, the Vance Or Towers LP is prime fodder for a timely Revola/RPM reissue. Interesting trivia: this song, "Education Blues" is performed in the prom sequence of ‘Carrie.’ Yes, THAT ‘Carrie;’ look close and you’ll even see Vance Or Towers.

it was a wonderful time in Santa Barbara! 

RIP Michael Towers

Friday, November 18, 2022

Walkin' on Sunshine

I'm walkin' on sunshine, whoa

There are many beautiful bike paths in America...they are not intrusive, they weren't squeezed into places where they don't fit, trees weren't chopped down to pour tons of concrete above and below ground...

Country path looks good!

simple and good

NICE!!

so I think the County of Santa Barbara and City of Carpinteria are completely confused as they attempt to build bike paths that simply don't belong. Putting city or urban bike paths in country areas is stupid!!

In Amsterdam, the people ride bikes everywhere...they don't need special paths with bells and whistles

bike path construction by the Salt Marsh...very bad

I say this as I watch Caltrans pour tons of concrete and God knows what else into the dirt for an urban-type bike path between Santa Claus Lane and Carp Ave Exit...8-million-dollars for this abomination....aided and abetted by the County of SB and City of Carp 

The Modoc Preserve bike path is an on-going issue until a resolution is found, but whatever the County has up its sleeve can't bode well for the beauty of the area...

Wednesday, November 16, 2022

She Talks to Angels

Says she talks to angels

Said they call her out by her name

Kymberly Herrin, Playboy Playmate From 'Ghostbusters', Dead at 65

outtake from 2013: of course, Kym used to be a Playboy model and boy oh boy was I surprised when I found out she was living on the Young Ranch (June Young practically invented Santa Claus Lane and the Big Yellow House) in Carp when I was renting a little funky place up there in the 1990s....I'd sit out in the yard reading Fritz Perls Gestalt therapy and water science books on my days off...


I gave Kym a ride one morning to Kim's Market and, well, she was a real fine girl, a real nice babe and I was the perfect gentleman...helping a neighbor out..she was dating the ranch owner's son at the time...

I chanced to see Kym again at the Court House last year, took her picture and the guy who emailed me has a blog called Noblemania, and wanted to use that picture...so I said "sure" and say "hi" to Kym for me...

https://santabarbaranewspressblogcom.blogspot.com/2013/07/pearl-necklace.html

RIP KYM HERRIN

Tuesday, November 8, 2022

Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band

We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band ðŸŽ¶

We hope you will enjoy the show 🎶



Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band ðŸŽ¶

Sit back and let the evening go 

🎶 ♫ 🎶

Tuesday, November 1, 2022

Yesterday's Papers

who wants yesterday's papers, who wants yesterday's girl?

so, the News-Press has stopped delivering papers via paperboy but since Wendy McCaw bought the News-Press with her big divorce settlement, the News-Press hasn't been delivering the news either, so what's the difference?

Wendy's a Trumper and a Birther...she'll never evolve and the 2020 wasn't stolen..at least not that I'm aware of


ok, so how many trees does it take to make a newspaper? too many! but now Wendy has switched to delivering papers by that dreaded gov't agency, THE US MAIL!! the USPS?? I voted by mail but who knows where the ballot will end up...

and it looks like Wendy jumped on the MODOC Save the Trees campaign with an actual News-Press editorial written by Wendy herself...now I have to wonder what she's up to...first she was against the Channel Islands Restoration, then she was for it, giving money to the Center for Biological Diversity which in turn applauded the Channel Island plan...never mind all the animals that were slaughtered, the plants that were poisoned and trees chopped down so now I'm supposed to believe she cares about some palm trees on Modoc Rd which the County wants to cut down to make way for an 8-million-dollar bike path...this may be a passive-aggressive hit job on Gregg Hart..not that I mind, I'm against any and all concrete bike paths, esp funded by Caltrans, and I hope the County gets the message and I hope Gregg Hart loses the election...but Wendy, how's about some consistency from now on

and speaking of 8-million-dollar sidewalks, the new section in Carp between SCL and Carp Ave is already seeing gay guys walking their dogs off leash!! (not that there's anything wrong with that)


when the City or County of Santa Barbaras say they are going to "restore habitat" that means trees are gonna get cut down and the City of Santa Barbara will remove three beautiful Ash trees on the Mesa for simply being labeled "non-native and/or invasive" a catch-all they use to demonize the trees they want to destroy....bio-nativism is a pseudo-science!!!


and same with eucalyptus which are NOT invasive in any way, shape or form..."Eucalyptus species are not invasive, having been planted commercially in Florida since the 1960s without spreading from managed plantations. EG and EA, along with Corymbia torelliana (CT), also may be used as windbreaks for citrus and vegetables. This circular describes potential applications and presents planting guidelines for these species."

see? the eucalyptus trees are beautiful if you open your eyes and for every ash tree they cut down, I will roam the hills and by-ways to plant another ash tree somewhere...

and no one will ever know

Monday, October 31, 2022

Season of the Witch

when I look out my window, so many sights to see

It's a cold morning with a hot cup of coffee as I prepare for Hallowe'en...



and I know a couple of chicks who could use a new broomstick

Tuesday, October 18, 2022

Space Cowboy

I'm a Space Cowboy, bet you weren't ready for that

Was I the only one who saw the rocket during Sunday's sunset? I couldn't find any info on any launch anywhere, but it was awesome


The News-Press has released Wendy's election endorsements and WHOOPEE! it's all the usual suspects...I'm shocked!


but we do need to get rid of a few Democrats...Gregg "Smiley" Hart is destroying my highway neighborhood along with Das Williams so both these stoner clowns gotta go...

bike path construction!!

and I'm  watching them over-build the insane bikepath from Santa Claus Lane to the Carp Ave exit and they got more heavy equip than they used to over-build the highway!! and they've enclosed an area with barbed-wire fencing right next to the Salt Marsh and major bird and wildlife corridor...barbed-wire is for maiming, hurting or killing living things...CALTRANS are dumbasses



Bike Path Update

Living by the highway, I see a lot of things nobody else can see..and I saw CALTRANS/GRANITE pour a portion of the new Santa Clause Lane bike path last week-looka like an 8 million dollar sidewalk-but then today, I saw them dig it all up...now why would they do that?? I am furious!!!


new portion poured last week


and dug up today!!!

and lastly, cats do not kill large numbers of birds because cats can't fly...more myths from the nativists...


there's plenty of birds out there and I like me some chicken now and then..

Tuesday, October 11, 2022

The Haunted Palace

And all with pearl and ruby glowing

Was the fair palace door,

Through which came flowing, flowing, flowing

And sparkling evermore


it's October and I'm thinking about Bellosguardo, the Clark Estate, the Mansion on the Hill, so much so that I had a dream about it last night, enhanced by some tart, red wine from Argentina

I was in Santa Barbara and pulled over to park by the legendary East Beach before the City switched to the hideous angled parking scheme where you have to back in and before they gave Cabrillo Blvd to the bicyclists by reducing it to one lane...total vibe kill

but in my dream I saw a big white frog on a fence by the Bird Refuge, which was full of clean fresh water, so I crossed the street with some opposition as Jupiter opposes the moon sometimes..a big truck kept getting in my way





















but I made it and there was an old blind dog walking around, and kids everywhere and a tree, a small, beautiful tree with birds on the branches and a pretty, lithesome young girl in a white flowery dress, tending to the leaves and things...I pointed my camera at the tree and she stepped out of the way, I told her I wanted her in the picture, but she just smiled and walked away, then disappeared...

I believe she was the ghost of Huguette Clark and when I woke up, I felt no pain

Monday, October 3, 2022

One Toke Over the Line

sweet Jesus...

These pot farmers in Carp are so full of shit that it blows my fucking mind...first of all, is that Kourtney and Travis groovin' up the highway in a 50s Porsche Roadster? I drove one of these once and I was flying, man...flying!


but back to the issue...I got a letter in the mail from a pot farmer about a County inspection of Farmlane on Cravens Lane...if I want to attend, I need to provide Farmlane with a photo ID for "security purposes" ...they say smoking marijuana makes you mellow but in fact it makes you paranoid...photo ID, my ass

These pot farms are rife with security dogs and cameras so why would they need my ID? because they are full of themselves, that's why


and the website says it wants to "strengthen communities" which is why the county performs compliance inspections, I guess


look, these people are drug dealers and nothing more and thanks to stupid decisions by voters and elected officials, responsible citizens like me have to deal with the stoners...I see them walking down the street toking on a joint or a pipe...some of them come from Casa De Las Flores, the Peoples Self-Help Housing project which really looks like a halfway house...

and we got a pot dispensary looming on Santa Claus Lane...

let me tell you something...that ain't gonna happen

Friday, September 23, 2022

Oscar Mayer Weiner

Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer wiener 

That is what I'd truly like to be

'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener

Everyone would be in love with me...


this is the silliest thing I've ever seen going up the highway..

wait, are these the new CALTRANS vehicles???

Wednesday, September 14, 2022

Think

Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!

I saw Aretha do that song live roundabout 2017...believe me, I had no intention of missing Aretha Franklin at the Santa Barbara Bowl knowing the chance would never come again...the Queen of Soul, indeed!




now I hear the FBI kept a file on Aretha back in the civil rights era and J. Edgar Hoover days and we know that J. Edgar was a total trans! but supposedly Aretha was a threat to the whites, mostly the racist Birchers...if you talk about this stuff in school today, the nervous Birchers will scream WOKE and CRT but I don't know why these folks are afraid of theories, esp when they got conspiracy theories streaming out of their ears everday!

anyway Aretha performed for the civil rights movement and that's one reason why I loved her and J. Edgar Hoover faded into oblivion and was buried in pretty pink panties!

I got no problem with the FBI going after traitors, secessionists, insurrectionists or the Boy Scouts, but they shoulda left Aretha alone!

some people want to whitewash local education and there's that Christy nut trying to vote herself onto the Goleta Board of Education in November...recall she failed in her crazy bid for Superintendent of Schools...she even appeared on FOX News yapping about Wokeness...VOTERS NEED TO SHOW HER THE DOOR!!! she's bad news!

education is not that hard to figure out: teach the basics early, then expand as students grow up...always a good idea to learn the language of the borders and I'm not talking about Cajun and ebonics..I'm talking about French and Spanish, although technically Spain is nowhere near the US border...

My SB Junior High yearbook is filled with many cultures but still Americans...my friends were Asian, black, white, Latinos, surfers and greasers...and I had the hots for a German chick!

and Aretha was on the radio...

the sweetness of youth

Friday, September 9, 2022

End of the Innocence

who knows how long this will last...

"I don't wanna...marijuana"

so I see the county planners approved a cannabis store on SCL..who are these dumb fucks? never heard of them, probably all in the pocket of the pot farmers...but a dispensary will attract the drug low-life and that is not good for the folks trying to enjoy a day at the beach and not good for the businesses or neighbors..

this will be kicked up to the supervisors and Das Williams and they should know, intuitively, that drug dealers do not belong on Santa Claus Lane...



is this the end

of the innocence?

Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Take A Walk on the Wild Side

Sugar Plum Fairy came and hit the streets....


as if one bike path drama wasn't enough, now we got two: Modoc Road and Santa Claus Lane, and this is what happens when too many people keep coming here as in PRO-GROWTHERS, or as I call them: SOBs..

they want their own little bike paths everywhere so they don't feel threatened by cars or whatever else scares them...however this ain't that.. this is a multi-purpose path for bikes, ebikes, skateboarders, people walking their dogs, wheelchairs, and at night I'm sure a few coyotes will use it...as a matter of fact, they should call it Coyote Path


Looking at the SBROADS pictures which I won't print because it's too upsetting, it seems they are cramming these projects in and the Santa Claus Lane path looks crazy, sandwiched in between the highway and railroad tracks...for 8 MILLION DOLLARS!! they all cost 8 million dollars!!


it's not a coastal access path because it's nowhere near the ocean but it is the beginning of the end of Santa Claus Lane, one of the last rural beach roads in California where you could park and go right to the beach..but it got too popular and the County is going to "improve" it after CALTRANS destroys it

but as far as the Class 1 goes, I have a feeling the bicyclists will get tired of sharing the path and switch back to the Via Real route which has a true bike lane

wouldn't that be ironic...

Sunday, August 21, 2022

Dr. Wu

Katie lies, you can see it in her eyes

The Sierra Club used to be a good group of people trying to maintain environmental stewardship...they produced a good magazine but the paper, the Condor Call is now no more than a manifesto of the enviro-wacks...the nativists....Hitler was a nativist!

so now we got Katie Davis of the Sierra Club doing an OP-ED in EDHAT about the Modoc Preserve...I won't subscribe to EDHAT unless they pay me $100 so that's why I publish my comments here..plus, I don't censor although I will edit and nobody cares anyway


here's some quotes from Katie replete with myths about non-native species..and of course my comments in red about her comments

KATIE Unfortunately, there is a time limit on the $5 million grant and the plan faces obstacles because of some initial community opposition to the loss of up to 63 trees. They have a point. Urban open space and mature trees are valuable and the initial number of trees impacted in the Modoc Preserve sounded alarming. However, the County can build a shady, multi-use path that minimizes the loss of mature trees. The latest iteration of the plan reduces removal to 49 trees, with another alignment option only removing 22 trees at most. Most of the trees removed would be eucalyptus, a non-native and highly flammable tree. BS

Eucs are naturalized here and should be removed from the Invasive Species list and even Wendy at the News-Press would seem to agree!!

monarchs love eucs

All trees are highly flammable. Three of the most flammable plants in California landscapes are bay laurels, coyote brush, and chamise – all native.

https://www.govtech.com/em/preparedness/california-wildfires-could-destroy-forests-forever

KATIE: As a mitigation, the County would plant oak trees, which are quick-growing, and both native and fire resistant. This is a better long-term choice given climate change and hotter, windier conditions. 

Oak Trees Can Get Messy ...Another aspect to consider when planting an oak is that – oak trees are messy! Oak trees, as beautiful as they are, produce a ton of leaves, a ton of acorns, and a ton of pollen! ACHOO!! oaks are flammable as is every tree you see...however I do love Oak Park in SB!

KATIE: It should also be noted that non-native tree removal is part of conservation management because in addition to fire risk, non-native trees like eucalyptus can use so much groundwater that they dry out wetlands, kill and crowd out other trees and plants, and require constant maintenance. Aging trees also pose dangers of falling.

Again this is nonsense...eucalyptus trees won't dry out wetlands or ground water supplies..but people will...and pine trees drip sap and drop needles...but it's ok, most trees are messy, that's why we have arborists...but I wonder Katie, if the Thomas Fire had realized it was burning down fire-resistant native trees and brush, would it have stopped in Ventura?? I wonder

But in the spirit of compromise Katie, you can get rid of the castor bean plants because they are truly evil...but be careful cuz they are POISONOUS!

Katie says: bike paths nurture communities- 

no they don't, any more than a sidewalk does..and can you imagine the Sierra Club of old advocating for more concrete and less trees?? this is the type of thinking that is ruining urban forests!!!

from the web: Making concrete takes a ton of energy. As much as 10 percent of global CO2 emissions come from the production of concrete. So scientists and engineers are looking to reduce its environmental impact. It’s really just one ingredient that’s responsible for its high carbon emissions: cement.

“The cement is just the glue that holds the other elements together,” says Robert Courland, the author of “Concrete Planet.” To make cement, limestone and a few other ingredients are put into a big kiln, and the temperature is fired up to about 2,700 degrees Fahrenheit, which produces lots of CO2.

now these bikey people seem to think they are martyrs, saving the climate by riding on an 8 million dollar concrete bike path while chopping down trees!! PULEEEZE

so cut the shit Katie and leave the nature preserves alone!!!!

Thursday, August 11, 2022

Suddenly

I don't need the answers


Olivia

I love a beautiful woman in a red glitter dress who sings like an angel...

Can't You Hear Me Knocking

on your door...

well the FBI raided Mar-a-lago, the richly appointed compound of ex-prez Traitor Trump and First Commie Melania...no one was killed and no windows were broken, and all they found was a bunch of coloring books!

now Trump groupies are very upset and calling for a Civil War, a War Between the States ...or should I say "States of Mind"

I heard an ad on the local radio station-some woman telling"ethnic minorities" they can get a small business loan..."if you are an ethnic minority"....my God how racist and condescending!! I can't help it if I'm white!



according to EDHAT, the County of Santa Barbara wants to hire two Hot Springs trail guides..I think I know the reason: dogs...the  news is full of stories about people hiking with their dogs and the dog takes off to chase a mongoose and ends up over a cliff..then they both need to be rescued because the dog is stupid and the owner is traumatized over nearly losing his furry pal..we need a nanny state to hold your hand when people can't fend for themselves and hiking seems to be a big problem for some folks


in the good old days, you'd go up to a Mountain Drive trail, park by the creek and take off...maybe carry a knife in a holster to look cool...then check out the nature, the beautiful nature...the pools were full of water...cool clear water and you might catch a chick sunning herself on a rock...nude

here's a tip: if you wanna go for a hike, first learn to stand on your own two feet!

Saturday, July 30, 2022

A Case of You

oh, I could drink a case of you, and I would still be on my feet, I would still be on my feet

the economy is cyclical so don't panic...the price of food is a little higher but that will bring all you fatties in line to an acceptable weight..

bicycling is good exercise so's running, too... but when I was a kid we didn't need bike paths... we needed  bikes and a road with hills and tore it up...worked fine for me

the more I hear about the Modoc Road bike path the less I likes it...it sounds eerily similar to the Santa Claus Lane bike/dog path that will connect SCL to Carp with big walls, dog waste stations and lights right by the Salt Marsh preserve...both projects are funded by Caltrans whose motto seems to be: more concrete, less trees, fuck you!


and the folks behind such development don't even own property here!!

County Supe Greg Hart just doesn't get it...claiming that building a big concrete bike path will reduce greenhouse gas emissions while at the same time advocating for the removal of 60 GORGEOUS trees on Modoc Rd...it's just stupid to kill Eucalyptus and Palms for no reason and being "non-native" is not a reason...

but really, who wants to see a bunch of bicycle riders stop to take a pee in your neighborhood?

Wednesday, July 20, 2022

In the Summertime

when the weather is fine, you can stretch right up and touch the sky, in the summertime you got women, you got women on your mind...


I got women and trees on my mind...I just saw the Modoc tree issue where the county wants to cut down beautiful Canary Island palms and some eucs for a fancier bike path...the bike path that is there already will suffice and the County of Santa Barbara needs to to cease and desist from this development fixation..



here's the petition:

https://www.change.org/p/save-the-modoc-road-trees/u/30759057



MY GOD, CALTRANS has already denuded the highway in Carp, destroyed Santa Claus Lane, and now the county is in lock-step with this madness...there are already a million places to ride bikes for the savvy cyclists...

only ten trees will be removed? that's ten too many

We must keep the trees for the beauty and inspiration they provide and for the birds they attract...and if the county is hot to chop down trees for being non-native, that is irrational...


HEED MY WARNING COUNTY OF SANTA BARBARA: if you cut down the Modoc palm trees, I will shoot this dog!!