Wednesday, May 31, 2017

My Darling Clementine

In a cavern, in a canyon,
Excavating for a mine,
Dwelt a miner forty-niner,
And his daughter Clementine.

Drove the ducklings to the water,
Every morning just at nine;
Hit her foot against a splinter,
Fell into the foaming brine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine,
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry Clementine.

In my dreams she still doth haunt me,
Robed in garments soaked in brine.
Though in life I used to hug her,
Now she's dead, I draw the line. (HAHA!!)

how I missed her, how I missed her
How I missed my Clementine.
til I kissed her little sister,
And forgot my Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine,
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry Clementine.

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Midnight Rider

I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no, not gonna let 'em catch, the Midnight Rider


so ISIS doesn't like music..well fuck ISIS

ok let's see..the Allman Brothers...southern rock or just plain the best good old fashioned rhythm and blues... Duane and Dickie's rocking guitars, and Duane's slide guitar on "Layla"

Duane and Gregg with the Hour Glass in the 1960s.."Power of Love" showed off Gregg Allman's soulful voice

Gregg's masterful organ playing...all those songs, Fillmore jams and Gregg's gorgeous "Queen of Hearts" makes me weep with joy...listen to it

Gregg Allman .. hard livin' musician... Southern Man...dead at 69...

that cat was good

Wednesday, May 24, 2017


Oh Wendy

Wendy, what went wrong???

Sunday, May 21, 2017

I Met Her In Church

I met her in church

ok so the two chief sycophant-brown-nosers at the News-Press are Andy Caldwell and Scott Steepleton..or Amos and Andy as I likes to call dem

first on the front page pf the News-Press, Scott, (Amos) informs us that the News-Press won some more awards...Scott's wife Charlotte won and another writer won for his story about donuts...I like maple bars!!

then Andy's guest opinion has him crowing about "patriots" Wendy and Nipper and how much fun he had at the La Cumbre Country Club emceeing the awards event and goes on to compare Wendy and Nipper to Jesus!! WTF....a very bizarre editorial from Andy whose meal ticket is secured so long as Wendy's  (ie Craig's) cash holds out

BTW, the Patriots Award is a bogus award and I guess with the subscribers shrinking, the News-Press has to print positive stories about itself to try to be credible..incredible!!

Wendy and Nipper are false patriots..the kind that Samuel Johnson warned about in 1775

"A man sometimes starts up a patriot, only by disseminating discontent, and propagating reports of secret influence, of dangerous counsels, of violated rights, and encroaching usurpation.

This practice is no certain note of patriotism. To instigate the populace with rage beyond the provocation, is to suspend publick happiness, if not to destroy it. He is no lover of his country, that unnecessarily disturbs its peace. Few errours and few faults of government, can justify an appeal to the rabble; who ought not to judge of what they cannot understand, and whose opinions are not propagated by reason, but caught by contagion."

but ok if Wendy is gonna give herself awards them I am gonna give myself an award....let's about Best Social Satire Blog On the Planet..

yeah I like that..thank you very much

Friday, May 19, 2017



ok the folks at FOX NEWS are always wearing them patriotism on them sleeves because them are homos and insecure..but in reality them are not patriots...Rupert Murdoch owns FOX and doesn't even live in the USA!!


and I see that Roger Ailes, the fat pig who ran Fox News for twenty years finally died...imagine this guy slobbering over you ladies!! Roge was responsibe for making stars outta O'Reilly and Hannity, two bigger bozos you won't find who dumbed-down the news for them white trash bible-thumpers

sex scandals brought down Ailes and O'Reilly...them sexually harrassed female employees cried out and poor Bill is trying to deny everything...he says the truth will "finally" come out but we already know the truth and O'Reilly can't handle the truth..the guy is a total joke and I see Dennis Miller, Bill's pal and Spin Stops Here tour member is now working at TCM hosting monster movies! awesome..THEM!! good job Miller altho I always thought Dennis was a bit retarded

but them ain't sir ma'am

Ailes gave the crazy Christians a voice on FOX NEWS and they spread like a virus infecting the media ever since...Noozhawk and the News-Press carry this Christian lady's opinion, Susan Stamper's a quote from her latest column which proves she's insane: "The one thing I know with certainty: There is a God...and he rescued us from what would have been sure and certain disaster if Gore was president on September 11, 2001"

see what I mean?? absolute nonsense..superstition over logic...9/11 WAS a disaster!!! the News-Press and Noozhawk oughta be whipped for publishing this dumb-fuck lady's propaganda

but ok..maybe I can get her on the phone and jerk-off while talking to her like Bill O'Reilly supposedly did

I mean them Christian gals gotta be good for SOMETHING!!!

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Sea Of Madness


what, me worry?

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters

 While Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters
Sons of bankers, sons of lawyers
Turn around and say good morning to the night
For unless they see the sky
But they can't and that is why
They know not if it's dark outside or light

FYI: EDHAT is dead, snatched up in the morning by a raptor, a predator, a hawk...always on the lookout for prey, the hawk has taken the weak, useless server of EDHAT and dispatched it..

so now you know

Friday, May 12, 2017

By The Rio Grande

Rio Grande runs south to Mexico
From the highway I have touched its shores
Reynosa to Sante Fe and back the other way
I've had my life planned by the Rio Grande

click below for the story from Wendy's own website..geez what a narcissist!!
last night I was watching 'Rio Grande', the great masterpiece by John Ford starring John Wayne, Maureen O'Hara, Harry Carey Jr and a young Ben's a brilliant film of the old wild west with Indians, Mexicans and whites who were the illegals of the time...

the next day I'm jolted back to a bizarre reality when I see Wendy and Nipper on the front page of the News-Press accepting some made-up award from some teabaggers and Mike Stoker it seems was presenting it to them

yes, it's true Wendy and Arthur were honored at the La Cumbre Country Club heli-pad and given the first ever Patriots Award from some local teabagger groups...attending were such luminaries as Stoker, David Horowitz, Andy Caldwell as emcee and via teleprompter, Andy Puzder..all sychophants who told Wendy what she wanted to hear..

they all gushed about how Wendy protects free speech and to them calling Mexicans at the DMV "illegals" is the epitome of free speech!!!!


what's worse than a sychophant? a fat sychophant!!
so the article was just a bunch of slop and not a whit of truth or objectivity....and ol' Andy Puzder was supposed to be Labor Sec for Trump but the truth came out about his wife beating past...the News-Press didn't report that part....and then Andy had to resign from CEO of Carl's Jr!!

there people are all fucking crazy!!!

the facts are simple Wendy got rich by divorce from billionaire Craig McCaw...she doesn't know the first thing about the dignity of work...she's a freeloader, a parasite, a lumpen proletariat, an uninvited guest, bloodsucker, hanger-on, leech, a sponge..

and that is what she attracts

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Touch Me

c'mon c'mon now touch me babe

ok well I'm glad that the Santa Barbara school district is doing away with the dog drug sniffing program...totally a stupid waste of time and money instituted by former supe David Cash...never trusted that dude with all the baggage he brought to Santa Barbara from Fresno and now I hear the district has to pay off some kid $180000 for a botched sex assault investigation...David Cash retired during all this which was only reported by the News-Press!! THE NEWS-PRESS!!!

SBUSD pays, apologizes to boy suspended over knife, fondling allegations

April 15, 2017: A sixth-grader suspended after allegedly bringing a knife to school and sticking his hands down the pants of and digitally penetrating another boy, will receive $180,000 from the Santa Barbara Unified School District over claims his rights were violated. The deal, approved Friday by Santa Barbara County Superior Court Judge Donna Geck, includes an apology from the district and a promise to wipe clean the plaintiff's record. A key aspect of the case is that the parents of the boy apparently speak only Spanish and did not understand the proceedings involving their son. More»

over at Westmont, the Christian college, there's a year old sex scandal and a judge reached a tentative on some of the motions...

John Doe and Jane Roe-Christians


Petitioner is an undergraduate student at Respondent Westmont College. He filed this petition to challenge the discipline which was imposed upon him by Westmont after he had been accused by a fellow student of sexual assault while at an off-campus party.

Both John Doe and Jane Roe were present at an off-campus party on January 15, 2016, attended by 30-40 other students. While John Doe contends that the two were never alone together at the party, at some point Jane told friends that she had sex with John Doe. John Doe denies any sexual encounter with Jane. The petition alleges that after feuding with her friends about the alleged sexual activity with John Doe, Jane told her mother that he had sexually assaulted her at the party. On January 31, 2016, Jane’s mother notified the Title IX Officer that Jane had been the victim of an acquaintance rape at the off-campus party.

Pursuant to Westmont’s policies and procedures, a Title IX investigation of the complaint was conducted by Stu Cleek, the Associate Dean of Residence Life at Westmont. Cleek provided John Doe with notice that Jane Roe had made a complaint alleging that, without her consent, he had touched her vagina and engaged in sexual intercourse with her. He was informed that his behavior fell within the scope of the college’s Policy on Unlawful discrimination and Harassment, and its Sexual Assault, Stalking, Dating and Domestic Violence Policies and Procedures.

During the investigation, John Doe submitted a statement denying there was ever any sexual conduct between him and Jane, and requesting that Mr. Cleek interview specified Westmont students. Mr. Cleek ultimately determined that sufficient evidence existed to warrant a student conduct meeting, and he forwarded the evidence he had collected during his investigation to a Student Conduct Panel for resolution. The panel was comprised of Cleek and two other Westmont College administrators, Liz Robertson, the Resident Director of Van Kampen Hall, and Jason Cha, the Director of Intercultural Programs.

John Doe took and passed a polygraph test, but was told by Mr. Cleek that the Student Conduct Panel does not consider polygraph examination results, which were returned to him "unexamined." A student conduct meeting was scheduled for April 11, 2016, and the investigation report was made available to John Doe for the first time on April 5. John Doe contends that his rights were violated at the hearing. He further contends he was denied disability accommodations during the investigation and adjudication proceedings. A "final meeting" was conducted by the Student Conduct Panel with Jane Roe on May 4, 2016, but there is no record of what was discussed, and John Doe was not permitted to provide any further information to the panel, including two maps which represented discrepancies in Jane’s statements.

On May 13, 2016, John Doe was notified that the Student Conduct Panel had found him responsible for touching Jane’s vagina and engaging in sexual intercourse with her by inserting his finger and penis into her vagina, and determined the appropriate sanction was his immediate evacuation from his residence hall, suspension from the school until Spring 2018, and the meeting of certain conditions upon readmission. Pursuant to Westmont’s policies, John Doe appealed the decision to the Vice President for Student Life and Dean of Students. The appeal was made on grounds that errors were made that were significantly prejudicial to the result, and in light of the errors, the sanctions were so unfair as to demonstrate an abuse of discretion. The appeal was denied.

John Doe filed this petition to challenge the decision, seeking to set aside the findings and sanctions issued against him. Westmont College has answered the petition. The current demurrer and motion to strike were filed by the individual respondents, who include Cleek; Gayle D. Beebe, the President of Westmont College; and Peter Thorrington, Chairman of the Board of Trustees of Westmont College.

but I can't recall ANY local news covering this, can you?? not the News-Press, Noozhawk, the Independent....and certainly not EDHAT who have gone missing for 3 days!!

geez, people are like totally touched

Monday, May 8, 2017

American Woman

stay away from me!


how would you like to be caught in a room with a bunch of gals who call themselves "Santa Barbara Republican Women"

predators to the max they'll rip you apart boy and quick

and fucking laugh about it over cocktails!!

Saturday, May 6, 2017

The Omen

Wendy, I do it all for youoooooooo!!!

well let's see..Wendy is going to be honored at the La Cumbre Country Club in a week along with sidekick Nipper and the Reverend Andy Caldwell will emcee-hammer the I said this is not an outside group honoring Wendy, this looks to be an inside job..some pals showing up at the country club probably at Wendy's request to honor her..I think she's looking for a break from my constant brow-beating

but I wonder if a helicopter crashing in Hope Ranch at the country club isn't an omen of sorts...a warning...and another possible warning is this red-headed woodpecker atop a church....what's up with that??


I don't know but if I were Wendy or Nipper or Andy, I'd keep my eye on the sky come May 11

it could be a day of infamy

Wednesday, May 3, 2017


she ran calling "Wildfire"

I thought I published this post in June 2016 but it was in "draft" state for some reason..and now that the Sherpa Fire has been deemed an "accident", I will re-post it


so I think about the Sherpa wildfire and the 8000 acres burned...I think about the drought, the dearth of water

so the news is about the fire and the firefighters and the horses being transported to Earl Warren Showgrounds for safety.....enough reason to keep the showgrounds just as it is many important uses for this great landmark..

but when the nativists plant native plants for biodiversity, they ignore Nature..they ignore will burn controlled or wild, but it will burn...and it will burn biodiversity is a pseudo-science

the SB Land Trust recently bought 20 acres on the Carp Bluffs for a reserve which is good..but I'm concerned they will apply the same false science of native-only and start killing beneficial weeds..the SBLT has projects on the Gaviota Coast for habitat restoration from creeks to ag lands with easements....thankfully some of these restorations are small and of no consequence except to make enviro-whackos feel good...and they use kids for the volunteer work..child labor!!

from the site: The Land Trust for Santa Barbara County has protected nearly 23,000 acres of rolling hills, working ranches and farms, watersheds, oak woodlands and coastal bluffs in Santa Barbara County.

The following properties are open to the public. Click on each preserve name to learn more about visiting, hiking and school and community group opportunities. For additional images please visit our image gallery.
Arroyo Hondo Preserve, Gaviota (782 acres)

El Capitan Ranch and Horse Ranch, Gaviota (650 acres)


obviously, these restorations are folly

now how did the Sherpa Fire one knows yet..but there is a ranch back there called Rancho La Sherpa which is owned by a group of Presbytarian churches and run by a nonprofit.. as I've stated before, most churches and nonprofits are run by people who are small-minded and chicken-brained

but La Sherpa ranch holds retreats, has cabins with fireplaces (uh-oh) and all sorts of activites for tourists..but does it have its own fire brigade?

so where did the fire start? at the coast and work its way inland..or inland and work its way to the coast? all those restorations went up in smoke

of course, Nature will restore as she sees fit