Thursday, July 30, 2015

Sugar Shack

You can understand why I've got to get back
To that sugar shack, whoa baby
To that sugar shack


the guest mouthpiece at the News-Press, C. Andrew Caldwell, says he used to be a "safety manager" at a sugar must be true because he got Wendy as a sugar mama and now I see one of Andy's sugar daddies died..Cowboy Willy Chamberlin up in the valley..Willy was a failed supervisor and had an odd boner for former supes Gail Marshall and Susan Rose...Willy and Andy dubbed them the "Twisted Sisters" because the ladies had more power than Andy or Willy...both dudes were always trying to dictate policy from the cheap seats (public comment)..imagine that, grown men calling county supervisors names because they don't agree with their immature!

now I saw old Willy boy once at a Fiesta Rodeo and he was bent and skinny, like an old mule...and he leased land to Greka Oil at one time..then I heard he wanted to lease some land for a Woodstock type celebration.. I guess he got a little hippie in him...Cosmic Cowboy...

Andy was Willy's big dumb sock puppet..what ever Willy told Andy to say, he said it..the problem is the hicks in the valley are poor politicians..gotta be savvy, even with the cowboy personna

well I guess Gail and Suze get the last laugh..

speaking of oil, there's another slick off shore's a sheen similar to the Summerland sheen but alot bigger....hmmmm

and the dentist who shot the big beautiful lion Cecil for a trophy...not a reason to kill anything but the idiot dentist shot the big cat with a bow and arrow, tracked him for 40 minutes, then shot him with a gun and cut his head off....

I'm speechless

Tuesday, July 28, 2015


*Edelweiss... Every morning you greet me Small and white, clean and bright You look happy to meet me

is there anything more annoying that watching a retard try to bag your groceries? I mean really...I buy about ten items, I pay the pretty clerk for them, then I gotta wait while the mongrel bagger tries to figure out what goes the bag!!!

so I'm relieved that Haggen, the new elite grocery store in Carp and SB has decided to do away with the retards...well they call 'em developmentally disabled but we can't have these imbeciles representing Haggen...I don't know about you, but they make me uncomfortable...

if we had let Hitler complete his dream of a superior race, Program T4, where the extermination of children and adults with disabilities was carried out, we wouldn't have all these defectives running around looking for jobs and making me uncomfortable!

one place I know fer sure won't hire half wits is the Public Market in SB...sure the place is incomprehensible, but I was reading a paper and saw a big ad about flowers at the Public Market..I could barely understand what the ad was saying so how is a changeling gonna?

and the eateries: Culture Counter, I’a Fish Market, Forager's Pantry....well they make me feel special and superior..

and flawless

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Train in Vain

Well some things you can explain away...

ok, I see Scott Creepleton's story on the porn professor again wherein he injects his own opinions..totally yellow and biased... Wendy fired duct tape reporters for this same conduct ...mainly because they didn't show rightwing bias! geez Wendy what a low will you stoop to scavenge up a few dead readers???

so the case was the sentencing of Mireille Miller-Young  for bitchslapping the short Jesus gals...I wish she would've clocked them hard enough to knock some sense into their empty little heads..and the mom..the Jesus freak lawyer mom, Mother Short,  is using her daughters for anti-abortion propaganda...

well the Jesus gals harassed a pregnant woman.... where's the trial for that??

beleaguered Judge Brian Hill gave Mirielle some time to explore her temper issues which as we know are not the issue.. I swear to God the Santa Barbara justice system is very dysfunctional..way too slow..justice delayed is justice denied, right Bri???

with a few exceptions like Judge Donna Geck.. I like her..she seems smart unlike Brian Hill who looks like a dummy

Mike vs Wendy
ok so now we got Wendy vs ex-employee Mike Eliason...wrongful termination case..Mike complained about Wendy's mold issues and Wendy fired him...what a douchebag Wendy is!!

"Plaintiff claims that after he was terminated, McCaw and Katich told at least four businesses in the Santa Barbara area that plaintiff had been fired and not to hire him. Plaintiff’s first amended complaint ("FAC"), filed on June 12, 2015, alleges causes of action for (1) violation of Labor Code Section 1102.5, (2) violation of Labor Code Section 6310, (3) wrongful termination in violation of public policy, (4) intentional interference with prospective economic advantage, and (5) negligent interference with prospective economic advantage."

and Judge Geck has issued a tentative ruling because Wendy has been tossing subpoenas around like frisbees..she wants info from the police, Noozhawk and any and all of Eliason's work history and medical records and on and on...well Judge Geck took some of those subpoena frisbees and tossed them right back at Wendy....the judge squashed them

"discovery" is the issue....what can Wendy look at without invading privacy..well Team Wendy has a history of trying to throw as much mud at the wall to see what will stick..Peter Lance's series in the News-Press did that..what a monster Peter is!!!

but Judge Geck denied Wendy's big subpoenas and modified order for Wendy to win the wrongful termination suit, she needs to scrape up some bad stuff about Eliason....

but I think the case favors Mike and the payout could be big

Friday, July 24, 2015

You Are My Sunshine

my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are gray

well let's see if we can figure this out...Maslow had the Hierarchy of Needs....mine were fulfilled years ago and now I'm just floating thru life happy as a where are clams on the list I don't know...but fried clams from Boston are awesome!!

now I know woman is at the top of the evolutionary pyramid although sometimes I wonder why....then there's men,  monkeys, then hummingbirds, then maybe horses, cats and dogs...

so woman is at the top which gives her the responsibility to watch over the others, on down the STEP IT UP, LADIES!!

The Rev Pat Robertson claims that gay marriage will encourage guys to have sex with animals..well I got news for you,'s already happening in the deep south..goats and hillbillies and all that

a woman breast-feeding a lucky kid...animals can't top that and if you don't breast feed your child, he will turn out to be killer, sanctuary city or not

I guess it's a dog eat dog kinda world..somedays you eat the bear, somedays the bear eats you

well, I will leave you with an old Chinese proverb:
A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Summer in the City

back of my neck gettin' dirt and gritty

while Judge Brian Hill may go easy on drunk drivers and puppy torturers, that's no reason to threaten him or his family...let's get some perspective and if you don't like any incumbent, recall him or can criticize all you want, but don't threaten or you'll end up in jail with that crazy Chinaman!

now I hear that the City of Santa Barbara is going to sue Plains All American Pipeline for the Refugio Oil first I couldn't make the connection or see how the City was affected but they say bad press hurts tourism..untrue! Wendy's been using her News-Press to dump on the City of Santa Barbara for years and the TOT are up...

however, I did go to the beach in SB by Fess Parker's to check it out...I did my own oil fingerprinting tests and the results were staggering but not unexpected...I found lots of tar on the sand, in the seaweed and many samples had Texas and Plains written all over them! BUSTED!!! so the city has a solid legal case...


I cruised by the DESAL plant and it appears the city wants to make the same mistake it made when they built it and voted for state water in the I guess suing Plains Oil could pay for the desal plant upgrade

upon returning home, I stopped by Santa Claus Lane and what was once a casual 1950s surf spot is a busy 2015 strip mall and I'm pissed...there's the Rain for Rent trailers, CALTRANS messy dirt pile and this monstrous development rising in the the Hell did this get approved??? it looks like a big Goleta apartment house complex..ENCINA ROYALE!!!

STOP THE GODDAM over-'s getting way too crowded here and that creates stress and anxiety for me...

and you never know when I could go off...that is no promise, that's a threat

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Time Alone

Oh, the grace that true love holds / When hearts grow weary for time alone
I have a special place in my heart for child abusers...I hate them...death penalty for child abuse and will gladly perform the execution

the fat piggish Minuteman chick Shawna Forde who killed 9 year old Brisenia Flores..the News-Press as we know is friends with the Minutemen....the child killers and child molestors

the latest child killer is some moron named Robert Leroy Wilson ...the kid from Goleta, Jack Garcia was beaten to death by the mom's boyfriend...aided and abetted by the mom's brother..all this is allegedly

but the fact is Jack is dead..the poor kid was being cared for by monsters who cared not a bit for him..this is inconceivable to me...I thank the folks who cared for me when I was a kid...I never once feared them...mostly, they spoiled me a little and were always loving...we fought yeah, but just the normal stuff...

I saw some of the stories and pictures..there were vigils held in Maryland....Santa Barbara held a vigil for Davey the Dog, but not for Jack the kid.....although I'm not surprised given the old dog women who populate since Wendy moved here...

the story of Davey the dog was bad but the story of Jack the kid is unfathomable

Nine-year-old boy beaten to death by mother and uncle for 'stealing a birthday cake' had been 'handcuffed every day for up to three hours a day in the week leading up to fatal assault'
Doctor found Jack Garcia's head injuries and extensive bruising came from numerous beatings and were consistent with torture, police said
The boy's mother Oriana Garcia and his uncle Jacob Barajas are facing second-degree murder and first-degree child-abuse charges
Garcia's boyfriend Robert Leroy Wilson is being held on assault and child-abuse charges
Garcia and Barajas told investigators Wilson inflicted the fatal injuries after Barajas had handcuffed Jack because he was suspected of stealing a cake

quick justice for Jack..fry these punks

By Associated Press and Reporters

so there it is....three idiots killed a Goleta kid for no reason.....people who were supposed to love and protect him instead tortured and killed him...

RIP Jack

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Who'll Stop the Rain

long as I remember, rain been coming down

so Hurricane Dolores has brought us awesome thunder and lightning..and July..a nice summer rain...a sweet summer rain..oh how I love a sweet summer rain

Lucia and Georgette with Mystery Man
hmmm...that skinny tuxedo looks awful familiar!

I heard a rumor about a certain investigative journalist called only the "Monster"'s a rumor mind you..but say for a moment I pursued that rumor, what would I find? a gay son who hates his dad? chronic drunk driving? another book of vengence? porn and sex and'll see..we'll see about the monster

meanwhile the New York Social Scene has popped up in a dream and I see a gal named Lucia  who does Goddess CDs.. I don't know why she was in my dream...and some other chick who owns a perfume empire, Georgette appears naked with Lucia...they are in bathtub making out with each other...the Monster appears briefly...I woke up in a cold sweeat..but if I break this story, this dream, this rumor, it will knock Santa Barbara high society on its ass!!!

hey smoking in Carp!!

Georgette was a former campaign manager for Sen John McCain's presidential run in 2000...
now will all the racists who cheered Donald Trump's claims about Mexican immigrants being rapists, will those folks cheer the Donald's claim that Vietnam vet Sen John McCain is not a war hero because he was captured...did McCain surrender to the enemy like he surrended to the rightwing Teabaggers and Sarah Palin..then he started to moderate a bit when the teabaggers exposed themselves as nutballs...

then I hear more sirens and see another accident on Highway 101 right close to Friday's crash..some old folks wandering around and some blonde chick lookylike Daisy Mae...

I don't know what's going on..

but it seems everybody is drunk on something!

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Little Darlin'

Ah, ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya / Little darling oh little darling / O-oh where a-are you? ahoowahoowahoowahh

dog uninjured in traffic accident


I hear a bunch of sirens going off all day  the one time I looked and there was this accident on Highway 101...I got my camera and binocs and see some Mexicans involved, probably illegal.. and some blacks..probably doing drugs..and I saw a dog who was not injured...the fire engines were there and the paramedics tending to the dog to make sure he was ok while the victims lay injured and bleeding on the road...

if we had a stronger immigration policy, these accidents wouldn't happen scaring poor li'l darlin' doggies and I as a taxpayer would not have to pay to clean up after some blacks and illegals!!

round 'em up and ship 'em back!!!

now I keep reading about All Texas Plains Oil people and their oil fingerprinting (fingerpointing!)nonsense..simply trying to defer responsibility...look, after the Refugio oil spill, hundreds of sea animals started WASHING UP ONSHORE DEAD !! that was because of the spill, the stupidity and incompetence of Plains Oil Pipeline..

a bunch of Texas carpetbaggers...

Thursday, July 16, 2015


oh ti-i-ime...where did you go?

oh this is good..a fight between Lucy and Jacquline Inda, two SB city council candidates who are each proposing business districts..Jackie's would bring in about $5000 in fees while Lucy's would bring in $160000..Lucy scoffed at the $5000 number and said it costs her $10000 to put up Christmas lights on the tree in the roundabout...$10000 to string up some Christmas lights on Milpas St??? $10000??? is that a wise use of funds, Lucy??


now here's some colossal hypocrisy if I ever saw it....on the front page of the News-Press is #69..a story written by jerkoff Scott Steeplton... the News-Press gives money to #69 and her nonprofit Animal Rescue Team in Solvang..this allows crAZY Julia, Joe (the greaser) Armendaiz's ex-love, not to work for a living....and #69 compared immigrants to invasive species when she strood in front of the News-Press building and supported the racists...

now she trying to get some more free publicity because of the puppy that was killed and abused by the Chinese junk...

Julia who has no problem killing non-native wildlife as she stated in her letter to the News-Press during the protests against racism where in Julia called immigrants "invasive species"..but Davey the pup was a introduced non-native species! so Jules should be happy the little dog is dead, shouldn't she??

the News-Press din't even mention the other gal who spearheaded the effort and the march for Davey on Sunday...Diana Basehart I think her name is

so I'm browsing thru the local papers and see a photo in the Montecito Journal of an elderly couple..ohmygod!!! it's Wendy and Nipper in full pose...geez, the years are piling up on Wendy and Nip as they slide further into the abyss of yellow journalism and racism..

well I guess time heals all wounds

Have you not done tormenting me with your accursed time! It's abominable! When! When! One day, is that not enough for you, one day he went dumb, one day I went blind, one day we'll go deaf, one day we were born, one day we shall die, the same day, the same second, is that not enough for you?

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

hush my darling, don't fear my darling's a great game..we had a match at Crane school once...notice that no fat people play soccer because you are in a sprint most of the game...

I never thought in my weirdest dreams that soccer would be taken over by and tennis, for sure...billiards, yea..but soccer???

and I'm a little concerned with all these dead bodies turning up ravines, beanfields, etc

and I'm happy we made a deal with Iran after years of rightwing fear and propaganda...the benefit of freeing Iran is they can take care of ISIS and Israel at the same time...why are we friends with Israel? they wear beanies, they have settlements, they build walls, they kill Palestinian kids and they keep electing that clown Jew Betnyahoo..BLOW 'EM AWAY, I SAY!!

so I go out to shop and the prices of everthang are up by at least a dollar..gas, meat, bread....are the oil companies punishing us? probably... a coded conspiracy no doubt...well now that we're friends with IRAN, we'll get cheaper gas and IRAN won't pollute our beaches like the Texas Teabaggers!!

Nipper and El Chapo make a deal

Donald Trump was threatened on Twitter by a Mexican drug lord, El Donald runs and cries to the FBI...wahaah what a wimp...challenge the drug dude to a fight and put it on ESPN or something, don't cry to the gov't!!

now I love pointing out what a horrible paper the News-Press is and yet some knuckleheads still think Wendy is doing a good job....subcription numbers are below 20000 and for good reason...the paper sucks

now when a white guy who was DUI and in violation of his probation struck a school bus and injured two cops, the News-Press referred to him as "Mr. Griffin"

but in an Associated Press story on the front, the News-Press changed the words and inserted "illegals" in place of the author's "immigrants"...the News-Press does this all the time due to their racist agenda

here's the original story without the News-Press censorship
By AMY TAXIN, Associated Press
LOS ANGELES (AP) — More than 1,800 immigrants that the federal government wanted to deport were nevertheless released from local jails and later re-arrested for various crimes, according to a government report released Monday.

The Immigration and Customs Enforcement report — obtained by an organization that actively opposes illegal immigration — said the re-arrested immigrants were among 8,145 people who were freed between January and August 2014 despite requests from federal agents that they be held for deportation.

re-arrested...just like Mr. Griffin

Sunday, July 12, 2015

American Dream

American dream, American dream.
Don't know when things went wrong

Now the front page of the Saturday and Sunday News-Press was funny...Ty Warner, Lois Capps and Unity Shoppe shared the bill...

first, Ty Warner commited an illegal act of tax evasion but the New-Press didn't call him an instead, they ran the story that Ty got a light sentence because he's such a great and charitable guy and paid restitution after he got caught... well whatever, I still think Ty is a freak...but he's got a new toy coming out called "Beaner Babies"!

then we have Scott Steepleton questioning Lois Capps and her revision of marriage terms "husband and wife" which I think makes sense now that gays can get married..I mean you can't have a husband and a husband or a wife and a if two queer gals marry each other they are spouses not wives...and as Scott says, it's illegal to threaten the president's wife, but not the president's husband.. ?????? I think Scott was drunk when he wrote this story

then we have the Unity Shoppe getting deeper in debt..the nonprofit was a good idea in the beginning but ran into trouble with too many real estate purchases and having Nipper's pals do the telethons..Dr. Laura, Herman, and other dimwits turned it into a joke ..instead of a charity...Poor Kenny Loggins..he lost control...

then Scott uses the San Francisco shooting of a young woman by an illegal as powder to explode the sanctuary city issue...and the quote on the front page by a SB city council candidate Lennie Colleen Ford is straight out of the racisMinuteman Project...."find every illegal and deport them" she says...well violent crime in the USA is not a new thing but shipping 11 million illegals back to Mexico won't stop crime...Americans seemingly love to kill each the "illegals" nonsense is racist scapegoating....

and a loser for the GOP who try to turn these isolated incidents into a national disaster..

WWII..we asked Mexico for help with the war effort and they crossed the border freely..they weren't "illegal" then...

it's high time America and Mexico joined forces..we have more in common with Mexico than say Texas or Alabama....I could jet down to Mexico then fly over to Cuba for some real fun...and drink aged whiksky with some dark-eyed Cherokee gals

that would be my version of the America Dream

Saturday, July 11, 2015

Heart of Saturday Night

stoppin' on the red, goin' on the green

I've tried to tell the morons over at the News-Press the diffrence between an oil spill and an oil seep, but they continue to keep their heads in the sand..Andy Caldwell calls Mother Nature the great polluter with all the "natural seeps" causing death and destruction in California

well, do you think a Plains Oil investor wants to see the company spend 100 million dollars on a spill clean-up or $100000 on preventive maint to replace bad pipes...of course's basic economic sense...

now I watched the Refugio oil spill disaster unfold with the rest of the country...I watched the impact of a sudden oil spill as it killed hundreds of animals from birds to sea lions..and fouled the fishing grounds...

this was no boating wasn't a seep and it
wasn't Jack the was an oil spill

Plains All American Pipeline is the culprit/criminally negligent...and I watched the clean up crew and something struck me...the guys in white protective suits head to toe.. I never once saw their faces...this oil spill sitch involved some sub-contractors and the clean-up crew was dispatched by a private company called the Patriot Environmental Services...I wonder if all these all-AmeriKin and Patriot companies are owned by FOXNEWS and Ruppie Murdoch....geez, talk about false patriotism!! SCOUNDRELS!!

not patriots at all..just I see in the Independent a story about a clean-up crew worker who got busted in Isla Vista for DUI...the guys were staying in one of the many apartment houses in IV..the Tropicana....then the question arises is Patriot Environmental Service hiring convicts for the clean up work??

there's a Tropicana Hotel in LA..Tom Waits used to live there..I'd go down to Hollywood to try and interview him..saw him a few times but he just mumbled something and walked away...what a character!!

anyway...I figured I'd warn ya..we got a bunch of Texas convicts wandering around the city

and they got nothing to lose...

Thursday, July 9, 2015

Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia

"I've been no place I wanna go back to, that's for damn sure"

Holy Shit!! I'm a minority now!!!

a poor white boy trying to find his way in the California Promised Land...but promised to who and why? I kinda knew this was gonna happen...the Mexicans taking over...signs are everywhere...Indio Muerto, Castillo, Cabrillo, Juana Maria, Pueblo, San Ysidro, Alameda Padre Serra, De La Guerra..and so on...

sanctuary..that's what I need....

sanctuary in the arms of a hot illegal Latina chick!!

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Shanghai Noodle Factory

In a Shanghai Noodle Factr'y. Place where I once used to be. No where doing nothing. People there were made of steel. Tiny cogs in one big wheel

I was watching with some interest the story about the Chinaman who beat his girlfriend and sexual abused and tortured her puppy..why anyone would do that, I don't know...torture and sexual abuse of a puppy?? automatic death sentence...the dude is a cretin, a sicko, a freak...beyond comprehension

I would post a picture but chinks all look alike,  the slanty-eyed beasts!!

but he was found guilty and sentenced to a year in jail out of a possible 7 years

probably be out in a month or so...Judge Brian Hill presided over the trial and Hill is the judge who sentenced the crazy chink...and let Peter Lance off the hook for his DUI

letters to the News-Press and other media indicate many folks were were stunned that the sentence was so light..but I've told you before about Judge Brian Hill...his courtrooms are a 3-ring circus and the Hill is a dummy...clueless...a flake...incompetent...I tried to hit on his pretty ex-wife but she rebuffed my Polish.....geez, I coulda saved her!!

but then I remembered the National Parks Service and Nature Conservancy plotted a scheme to kill thousands of innocent animals on the Channel Islands for no good reason

oh, in the name of biodiversity and to "save" the fox....they dropped poison on Anacapa island, they used helicopters and sharpshooters to kill pigs after fencing them in...they killed deer and countless other non-target species, they harassed golden eagles and yet they are hailed as heroes by some...

Channel Islands killing fields

so is animal cruelty a crime or isn't it? is killing animals ok?? sure when hunting for food or survival...predator and prey...however, the act of killing has spread to non-essential reasons like biodiversity or just for fun....or compassion!!!

so they're gonna hold a vigil for Davey the puppy and to protest Judge Brian Hill's lenient sentence...good!!

most people have a conscience which prevents us from doing such acts of cruelty....but we gotta deal with the ones who don't have a conscience

maybe this psychopath Mongoloid idiot when he gets out in a few months can go to work for the National Parks Service

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Troublesome Waters

Troublesome waters, much blacker than night, / Are hiding from view, the harbour's bright light

hey Lucy is taking a hiatus from writing her propaganda in the Sentinel and SB View...but she tells us she's running for the Santa Barbara city council and everyone loves her and the mural she painted on the westside..I mean everyone she talks to just loves her! so she'll win...

I think Lucy's got a grandiose personality, a narcissistic personality disorder Wendy! like me! we think the world revolves around us

speaking of grandiose, now that gay marriage is the law, conservatives have been running around like headless chickens trying to figure out what to do..well I got a small insight

the GOP is dead as a doornail...having hitched the wagon to the Jerry Falwell homophobic evangelicals, they have descended into irrational claims about the past...the News-Press carries David Limbaugh's crazy column. and according the Rush's bro, the reason gay marriage is the law is because the left has indoctrinated us over the years with public schools, universities, movies, TV shows and pop culture...I admit I don't know what best boys or key grips do, but I've never been indoctrinated by watching a movie!

if these phony Christians really followed the bible, they would only part by death, not they are hypocrites...and Brooks Firestone says that although conservatives will have a hard time with the gay marriage thing, they should move on..of course Brooks throws in a few elbow pokes to the ribs admonishing the inappropriate ruling form the Supremes..

but this is to be expected..the GOP suffers from an inferiority complex..the bibles offers help in Luke12: 6/ 7: Are not five sparrows sold for two pennies? Yet not one of them is forgotten by God. Indeed, the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Don’t be afraid; you are worth more than many sparrows.

now every bible has a Dictionary-Concordance...the Bible dictionary gives you the special meaning of words as used in the Bible and as generally understood in church usage

this simply means that the Bible defines words somewhat differently than say the American Heritage Dictionary...

the Bible's meaning of marriage is the "joining of man and woman as husband and wife; a ceremony or sacrament of the Christian church"

the American Heritage Distionary lists various meanings including "wedding, wedlock, a close union

yes the gays are creepy but who are we to judge? and now they can marry, but not in the Christian church as a ceremony or doesn't exist in the church so it can't be recognized in the church...that's not discrimination, that's just an abomination within the church

there is a distinction between homo marriage and hetero marriage ~

there's the  legal definition of marriage and the bible's definition of marriage

and never the twain shall meet

Sunday, July 5, 2015

Black Hole Sun

won't you come....

ok I went around on the overcast 4th of July looking for terrorists and the black hole sun....shady looking characters...illegals...fear is a big seller of newspapers and the News-Press likes to try to instill fear in the teabaggers who read and believe it...but teabaggers fear everything!!

Scott did mention not to make fun of the the sacred cow prophet Moohammid, or some Islamic dude may kill you and if you eat Top Ramen noodles, well that could be a problem too

and here's some more problems for Wendy:
08/28/2015 8:30 AM 1486720 Ampersand Publishing LLC Geck, Donna D SB Dept 4 1) Case Management Conference Unlimited Wrongful Termination (36) 09/14/2015 8:30 AM 1483950 Ampersand Publishing, LLC 1) Jury Trial 23-PI/PD/WD Tort - Other - Civil

so out I went and didn't see any terrorists...just some nice folks walking the back roads and Santa Claus Lane was full as usual...the beach was cool and overcast but spirits were high..lovely girls and campers and smoke filled the air with BBQ delights..and no oil seeps!

oh there were a few stories in the news about illegals killing druggie shot a girl in SF and a drunk Mexican moron killed a woman and injured an 8-year old girl in Lompoc....idiot drunk drivers...maybe Donald Trump was right about Mexicans....white people just don't do these types of crimes 'cept for that Dylann kid in SC...and that Joker guy n Colorado..and the weird momma's boy who killed 20 kids in Sandy Hook Elementary..other than that, white folks are peaches!

ugh...but nothing was gonna spoil the day for me because most folks are cool..for every Wendy there's 100 pretty Latinas like this gal...Geez...I wanna fertilize her

and this is America..since when do we allow fear-mongering to rule? NEVER!! I will have none of it!!

Santa Claus beach is a perfect spot to watch the Santa Barbara fireworks! it was an awesome show and locals set off their own rockets and firecrackers...

the 4th of July is a great holiday...Independence Day..there's no place for fear....or ignorance

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Hot Fun in the Summertime

End of the spring. And here she comes back. Hi, hi, hi, hi there! Them summer days. Those summer days..

I got life, I got liberty and I've been pursuing happiness since the star-spangled day I was born...found it once....maybe twice...that third time it slipped through my hands like sand...

dogs...if your dog gets "anxious" during the fireworks, you need to sit him down and explain the facts of life to war, things get the 4th fireworks are a symbol of that...don't let your dog be a pussy!!!

you wanna hear some noise?? TURN THE RADIO UP!!!

Happy 4th of July!!! (there's that happy word again)

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

A Day in the Life

I read the news today, oh boy

remember when I wrote about the News-Press racks and the piss-poor condition they are in..Team Wendy just doesn't care upkeep, no effort, no pride

well I was watching the City TV channel and there was Don Katich crying to Frank and Cathy,the odd couple on the ord comm about the new Muni Code amendment that would regulate the racks...Don was up in arms and threatened to sue the city if they picked on the News-Press racks!

I didn't know Kathick was a lawyer.. I know he sold homes once and now is Wendy's lackey, but what is he complaining about..oh he mentioned that any ordinance on news racks would be a violation of the 1st Amendment and the right of the news media to distribute the news....well that's a bunch of bullshit ...the 1st Amendnemt has nothing to do with street news racks!!!'s absurd..Katich is no lawyer

"he blew his mind out in a car, he didn't notice that the lights had changed" hey, that's what happened to Peter Lance when he got busted for DUI!! hahahahah!!

then there as Wendy's old pal Joe Cole who now works for the Indepdendent...Joe's a big bald guy and I'd never heard him talk before but he sounded like a Valley Girl with a high-pitched girly voice!! like OhMyGOD!! I swear it was hilarious!!

"Congress shall make no law abridging freedom of speech; or freedom of the press" suggest as Kathick does that a city ordinance that regulates news racks is an affront to freedom of the press is CRAZY!! any lawsuit from Wendy over this would be frivilous..and the court calenders are full of frivilous lawsuits..and Don says the News-Press owns the most news racks so I guess that's where the money is, and not subscriptions

it's much ado about nothing and simply requires private businesses to stop using public city streets as a dump for their products

Don...don't blame the gov't ..get your fat ass out there and clean the Newspress racks? do an exercise video with Ampersnd Studios! get Joe Cole to help'll be like old times

like totally!!!