Tuesday, November 14, 2017

My Sharona

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Sharona

well I was born in the USA but I thank my lucky stars I wan't born in Alabama else I'd be preaching the gospel to you in hillbilly English

ok..so...if you wanna have sex with a teen you don't have to go all the way to Thailand, just go to Alabama! the age of consent in Alabama is sixteen..16 years old and I can get it on with teen girls...that's a dream!! sugar and spice ....mmmmmm...juicy and tender girls with grits n gravy!!


 Judge Roy Moore, the bible-thumping ignorant hillbilly from Alabama is running for a senate seat and allegations popped up against him...apparently Judge Roy likes teens and one gal (of many) says the judge sexually molested her when she was 14 years old...and he was 32

14 years old..still old enough biologically to bear children, but mentally they're all giggly 'n stuff

so the question is did Judge Roy really do it..is he a pedophile? Judge Roy: "Crime, corruption, immorality, abortion, sodomy, sexual perversion sweep our land"

and he tried to keep a statue of the Ten Commandments on gov't property in Alabama and is a homophobe....he's a real southern baptist ignoramus and the folks who defend him say the bible permits this type of behavior as Mary was a teen who banged an older man

look, I like my women between 20 and 78 years old,
with soft hair, a captivating smile, and big tits

Judge Roy likes dirty little southern girls

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

Cathy's Clown

here he comes...that's Cathy's Clown


see? what'd I tell ya..the News-Press was so afraid of Cathy Murillo beating Frank Hotchkiss, they printed a front page fake news story and tried to smear Cathy because of a debate question from an old boyfriend!! it backfired Wendy and you got burned..Frank's debate performance was so bad..

big fat Andy Caldwell

WOWEE!! the libs won big in Santa Barbara last night despite the News-Press efforts to push ol' Frank across the finish line...even the Three Stooges- Andy Caldwell, Joe Armendariz and Lanny Ebenstein- sang the praises of Frank but fell flat...all these guys used to call themselves gov't watchdogs but they simply are Wendy's lapdogs

sit Frank..SIT..good dog!
Measure C passed and the cops will finally get a better headquarters downtown...Wendy was against the measure so we know she really hates cops...

the city council will be mostly liberal now and that should drive the News-Press nuts...I bet that Wendy and Nipper will blame illegals for Frank Hotchkiss's loss...

now I see Cathy and PODER locking arms, marching militant-style up to the News-Press front door, banging on that door and demanding...demanding..


Monday, November 6, 2017

I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home

She said: "I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home, so you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam. "We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall. "And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall."

there was a time when you could get busted for DUI, hire News-Press pal and DUI lawyer Darryl Genis, run and pout to said News-Press and you'd get to write fictitious stories about law enforcement.... and you might get off scott-free and sue the cops/city for police brutality....and WIN A BIG SETTLEMENT!!!

of course, it helps if you are a conservative then you'd get special treatment from Wendy...and we know Wendy had lots of her pals busted for DUI or drugs..all victims of the big ol' meanie police

but those days are gone..people are waking up....Mallory Dies got killed by a drunk driver who was working for the Lois Capps camp...Lois is a liberal so the News-Press turned tail and did an investigative series on the drunk and Lois connection..the investigative reporter was Peter Lance, who got busted for DUI and ran to Wendy and she ran a front page series for him as he covered his own DUI hearings while defaming the cops... nutso!!

but those days are gone...Santa Barbara came up with a marketing plan to concentrate the drunks in one place: THE FUNK ZONE!!! so now the cops go down there and lecture the kiddies on the dangers of drunk driving instead of chasing them around town

but now I hear where the principal of Santa Ynez Valley High School was busted for DUI and he's on administrative leave...the SYV Star and Noozhawk had the story by the same reporter..Noozhawk was once sympathetic to drunk drivers, but they are starting to sober up..

the SYV school board is trying to soften up the crime and the guy's father is on the school board!!!

Darryl's in jail for tax evasion so who do the drunks hire to represent them? I don't know but I do know the principal should resign if he is guilty... 

I don't care who his daddy is

Sunday, November 5, 2017


of a thousand dreams

FOX News and the News-Press created the fake news, but the conservatives just blamed the New York Times for it...

in Sunday's News-Press, we have a situation whereby Wendy wants to censor an enemy, Cathy Murillo's former hubby, David Pritchett for axing a question at a recent debate..the event was hosted by KEYT and sexy but stern Beth anchored it while CJ, Jerry Roberts and Tom Bolton asked questions...

Jerry Roberts asked Frank Hotchkiss, Wendy's little sycophant, why he denies climate change and Frank's response was go read the News-Press article..I chuckled and said to myself: right on cue, Frank

now Pritchett's question was fair game: how much money do you make? the News-Press has pried into public workers' salaries so why shouldn't we know how much the mayoral candidates make, which would be in addtion to the mayor's salary ($50000/year) and any pensions/benefits...

Frank says it's none of your business..again, right on cue Frank..but a check of the internet will tell you Frank's net worth which ain't all that much and probably why he wants to ride on Wendy's gravy train

now the News-Press is wanking about the question because they don't like who asked it!!

if Trump has his daughter running our foreign policy, why can't Cathy's ex ask a question?

because Wendy likes free speech only when it benefits her, that's why..

and they must be worried that Cathy will beat Frank in the election next week

Friday, November 3, 2017

The House of the Rising Sun

oh mother tell your children not to do what I have done

Frank Hotchkiss is a whore...you don't want to elect a whore for mayor, do you Santa Barbara??

Frank works in the whorehouse down the street called the News-Press doing whatever Madame Wendy McCuckoo tells him to do....


I knew a gal once from Idaho..you know what she told me?



Monday, October 30, 2017


You baked today. I can smell fresh bread on you. Sometime today, you cooked with salt pork. Smell that on you, too. You smell all over like soap: you took a bath. And, on top of that, you smell all over like a woman. I could find you in the dark, Mrs. Lowe, and I'm only part Indian.


I do not trust fat Republican chicks!!! or skinny ones for that matter...

SARAH SANDERS: "The President doesn't recall [his foreign policy advisor] George Papadopoulos."
DONALD TRUMP: "I have one the best memories in history."

but I always wondered what happened to fat chick Nancy Crawford -Hall..Wendy's soul sister in crime...after she folded her weekly paper the Santa Ynez Journal and blamed gov't unions, she disappeared..but she still owns the big ranch and is neighbors with the Chumash Indians in Santa Ynez...goddam uppity Indians, give them an inch and they take a mile..same with the uppity black football players protesting discrimination before every football game now..I have never been discriminated against so I don't know what their problem is...

but the Chumash have forced Nancy to hire lawyer Barry Capello who used to do Wendy's dirty work until she unleashed him..but still he's humping the legs of rich Republican ladies!!! what a punk!!

apparently, these white folks don't want the redskins to build houses on CAMP 4- pristine ag land right next to Nancy's isolated hog ranch, the Lucas Ranch or san lucas or something

now I live in Carpinteria for a reason..it's beautiful, right next to the ocean, highway's close by for a quick getaway..and we got mountain views that are killer!

I think Nancy and some of the hill folk in the SY valley have cabin fever..been holed-up too long and see every change as a threat...

the irony is Davy Crockett aka Fess Parker sold the Indians the land!!! DAVY CROCKETT!!!


Sunday, October 29, 2017

Who Knows Where The Time Goes

Across the evening sky, all the birds are leaving Oh but then you know, it was time for them to go

it was a cold, gray October Saturday day...I was burning incense, drinking green tea with ginger and listening to rocknroll all day.."I WENT DOWN TO THE CROSSROADS, FELL DOWN ON MY KNEES" sang Cream.. I turned the stereo way up

I checked my watch and then the calendar...Oct 28 2017...2017!!! AARP, Social Security!! WTF is going on!! where'd the time go??

I head off to see Collins and Stills helplessly hoping they're still alive..they're in their 70s you know....I love the Arlington neighborhood-used to live here with an old girlfriend..wonder if she's still alive..or maybe she's undead

I'm dressed in black like Johnny Cash....I pose in front of the Arlington Theater..I feel cool

I see State Street is hopping with people...you can smell the restaurants cranking out tasty dinners and everyone seems happy....some guy is pacing up and down, asking people for extra tickets...

I see some chicks from Carp and a chick, Kathleen, who was on the city council years ago..man, she sure looks different..dressed to kill in black leather jacket and miniskirt and heels... I guess you never really know a woman till you see her legs!! YOOOWWWW!!

I wish all city council chicks looked like this!

the show starts at 8:00pm with a singer named Ben...forgot his last name but he was pretty good...the place is packed

then Stills and Collins hit the stage and start singing and playing with a three-man backup band..."Handle Me With Care" a little tribute to Tom Petty

the very beautiful Judy Collins is supposedly 78 years old but she looks around 48 and sounds like an angel... Stills was in good shape at 72..hit a few blue notes but when they clicked, it was awesome...a really lovely version of "So Begins The Task" from the Manassas album..Judy happily singing harmony and playing rhythm on a beautiful Martin 12-string...Stills played an army of expensive guitars..Fender Strat and a big blonde Gretsch plus some Martins...all worth a fortune

they did a new song, Cohen's 'Everybody Knows' from the new album.. it was thrilling.. just beautiful...

no pictures allowed and they teased and joked with the audience about cell phones ..they told stories about each other and the start of the folk music scene..Judy did solo versions of Leonard Cohen's 'Suzanne' which was stirring to say the least...and Joni Mitchell's 'Both Sides, Now'....I was pretty much in Heaven at that point...her voice is amazing and everyone was oohing and ahhing and the duo got about ten standing ovations thruout the night

some political stuff interspersed from two old folkies hit the spot

Stephen and Judy rocked out with 'For what It's Worth' and 'Bluebird' from the Springfield days..Stills' guitar playing was insane...

they did two encores..'Houses' from Collins and Suite: Judy Blue Eyes..the middle and ending which had everyone on their feet again

then a curtain call with the band and that was it...the concert was a grand affair....the Arlington is a gem ...the songbook from these icons is stellar.... these two are the real deal and their music has given me great joy over the years..and it still does....

man, that was a good night

Friday, October 27, 2017

Hurt So Good

c'mon baby make it hurt so good

so Trump did a good job highlighting the drug problems America has...oh sure he threw in the border wall which has NOTHING to do with drugs...a wall will not stop drugs from reaching the junkies...


and wisely Trump says alcohol is just as bad as any other drug...Trump doesn't drink or smoke and does not seem addicted to anything except Twitter and power...and pussy!

so I'm all for the war on drugs because drugs are just stupid and only lazy, stupid people do drugs..lazy stupid people clog society!!!

but what Trump doesn't realize is that the News-Press, Wendy and Nipper, are booze pimps...they push booze in the News-Press like a homeless person pushes aluminum cans in a shopping cart

BOOZE IS EVERYWHERE!!! Prohibition didn't work...Santa Barbara's got the new booze infused Funk Zone....it's got the Wine, Beer, and Tequila Festivals...and of course the stoners and pot use will increase

there are more recreational drug users in Santa Barbara than any place on earth!! nowadays even the slightest little pain sends some people to the opiate aisle....or to the bar...or to the liquor store where Nipper would be working if Wendy wasn't wealthy

look, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of some stupid, little people in Santa Barbara don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world...

here's looking at you, kid

Thursday, October 26, 2017


 She's come undone
She didn't know what she was headed for

And when I found what she was headed for
It was too late

She's come undone
She found a mountain that was far too high
And when she found out she couldn't fly
It was too late

It's too late
She's gone too far
She's lost the sun

She's come.... undone!!!

Sunday, October 22, 2017

No Milk Today

just two up, two down

ok so I missed Peter Noone and the Herman's Hermits concert at the Lobero...it was part of the Unity Shoppe's celebration....many wannabes, conservatives and white rich locals showed up...Wendy's numero uno sycophant Nipper was there with Dennis Miller, who performed sans Bill O'Reilly...we just learned Bill paid 32 MILLION dollars to FOX News gal Lis Wiehl to shut her up about his perverted sex issues..that dude is SICKO!!! and Miller continued to tour with Bill!! wimp

Kenny Loggins was there and from the pics I see Kenny's facelift just keeps getting weirder and creeps me out....Kenny, the aging process is a natural thing, not a plastic thing

social butterflies Beth and CJ were there..how exciting!!

but you know, reading the News-Press Real Estate section, I saw that the Unity Shoppe just bought a building on State St for a few million dollars with DONOR money...that seems to conflict with their message: The Unity Shoppe is a 501 (c)(3) Public Benefit Corporation that encourages self-sufficiency and independence by providing education and the necessities of life to families, children, seniors and persons with disabilities during periodic times of crisis.

'encourages self-sufficiency'....only if you're a poor Mexican

but you know what they say: beggars can't be choosers

newspress.com EXPIRED??? DEAD??

and I see from an EDHAT post that Wendy hasn't renewed her newspress.com site?? hmmmm..maybe her check bounced


the Lobero Theater should be ashamed for letting Nipper on the stage

Saturday, October 21, 2017

4 Dead in Ohio

four!! how many more???

look it's real simple: less wars less invasions less dead soldiers and civilians, less people wearing their patriotism on their sleeves, less wasted money and on and on....


Trump is the commander-in-chief and his chief of staff, John Kelly is a 4 star general and they BOTH are pussies...

but apparently there's a threat in Niger so severe we need American troops over there to help the tribes..just ask the native American tribes how much we helped them and you'll see our foreign policy of deploying troops in sovereign countries is lunacy...

and now we have four ambushed and killed in Niger, wherever that is..the Trump people have been silent except to say maybe a tribal meeting went on too long and gave the killers time to plan...

then we have a supposed 4-Star general wimping out, smearing a Florida congresswoman, Frederica Wilson, and defending Trump's indefensible diss of one of the dead soldiers ( I like guys who stay alive)..I mean this Kelly is one big drama queen....

The White House Keeps Attacking Congresswoman Who Has Been Right All Along

Calling Rep. Frederica Wilson (D-Fla.) a liar keeps backfiring.

these guys are pathetic....

Sara Huckabee Sanders, who bothers me to no end, suggests we should not question 4-star generals..that is the MO of catholic priests so they can molest kids...don't question daddy figures!! how fucking stupid is this Sara who looks frighteningly like her dad....
of course all this is politicized with the conservatives being "stunned"..but they were pretty quick to politicize Benghazi, weren't they???

total hypocrites...Trump and Kelly should resign

Thursday, October 19, 2017

Mary, Mary

where ya goin' to?

in society we all must practice self-control..believe you me, if it weren't frowned upon, I would whack- off in front of every woman from here to the grocery store...but I have self-control


unlike certain white guys who have fallen from grace because they had no self-control...Harvey Weinstein, Bill O'Reilly, Roger Ailes, Eric Bolling, ok all the weird guys on FOX NEWS....these fellows harassed women sexually with loofas, dirty phone calls, sex in the hallway with planters and all such perversions...all these dudes were in the entertainment industry..films and TV News...liberals and conservatives have dicks and these dickheads exposed themselves

get it?


Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Angel of the Morning

just call me angel of the morning, angel


now wait...Angel Martinez is running for Santa Barbara mayor but he pronounces his name ONG-HELL Martinez..

what's up with that??

Saturday, October 14, 2017

Because The Night

belongs to us

circa 1987: I'm in the Olive Mill Bistro in Montecito having a beer at the bar one night...blonde walks in.. Frannie...she's a high school classmate from a private school...she's a twin..she and her sis Julie were both smart as can be or at least smarter than me

Frannie was really pretty so I say 'hi" and she sits down next to me and then all of a sudden she bolts out the door like a scared little girl!

I couldn't figure it out... I wanted her sooooooo bad ever since school...I just can't shake her

she became a minister and so did her sister...her dad was a church dude at All Saints by the Sea and the Miramar...her brother married Elaine from Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus..

same night, in a booth sat John Carradine...he was an older man, drinking wikskey, bent over his glass with arthritis or something, talking to himself...still, I was in awe

so I'm watching Billy the Kid vs Dracula with John Carradine and Olive Carey..I lived in Olive's pink house on Rancho Monte Alegre....back in the day, she threw cocktail parties with the likes of John Wayne, Robert Mitchum and John Carradine showing up...

these were some of my western heroes!

maybe Frannie thought I was a vampire..or maybe that was Julie?

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

My Old School

whoa no, William and Mary won't do, now

ok so the News-Press has endorsed 75 year-old Frank Hotchkiss (75!!) for mayor and a couple other guys for council..one guy is a gym teacher and you know what they say about gym teachers..those who can't teach, teach gym....

I ain't a moron..I got a degree from Trump University!

now Wendy endorsed Trump, only two newspapers did this and both are named NEWS-PRESS.. the other being NEWS-PRESS and GAZETTE out of Missouri which also owns local TV station KEYT...from the beaches to the valleys

both these numbskulls voted for Trump knowing full well he scammed Americans with his fraudulent TRUMP UNIVERSITY, dodged the draft in the Vietnam era, and dissed a real American hero and veteran, John McCain..... taken together, Trump is certainly not a patriot

and Frank Hotchkiss is pretty much Wendy's lapdog ....when Frank's ships come to town, they shut down the city streets to accomodate the tourists and drinkers!!

but will any of these yahoos do a thing about the drunk driving problem? everyday I read that someone DUI crashed their car in Santa Barbara..the latest was a guy who ran his truck up onto the sidewalk near the Arlington Theater..FIVE PEOPLE INJURED!!!

and yet the city keeps pushing booze....

elect someone with the balls to take on the liquor lobby...

and re-instate the police Drunk Driver Team

Monday, October 9, 2017

Dancin' in the Moonlight

everybody here is outtasight


so the Avocado Festival in Carp is over and bittersweet..mostly sweet...tons of people having a really good time...it was a big jamboree.. music... food and I think Sunday was more crowded..

I got there just in time to hear the salsa band and see folks dancing...at the Seal Fountain some chick was singing...I love these young singers blazing a trail for themselves!


on a side street not far from the main stage, a little church was giving away mini-bibles..so I took one to save my soul such as it is

then I grabbed a shrimp combo from the Thai booth.. I don't analyse or judge food, I EAT IT!!


very cool and fun weekend all under the marvelous Harvest Moon

Friday, October 6, 2017

Come All You Fair and Tender Ladies

Painted Ladies, please

ok October has been pretty spooky so far...while the days and nights have been gorgeous here with the harvest moon and sunny days, we lost Tom Petty and the poor souls in Vegas...

and the Eagles are playing the Grand Old Opry but without Glenn Frey..sorry but Vince Gill is no substitute for Glenn

I have no answers


but I do have opinions about the SB City Council race and mayor's race...vote for whoever you want but don't vote for Angel Martinez...he's white as white can be..he ain't no homie and talks rightwing gibberish about pensions and the shoddy state of Santa Barbara

why just today I was in Santa Barbara and it was lovely

trust your eyes..

not Angel eyes

Monday, October 2, 2017

Heaven Is In Your Mind

You ride on the swing in and out of the bars, Capturing moments of life in a jar

so I found a place where the milk and honey flow like wine..where the dolphins swim like fish...where the seals swim like dolphins

a place where the osprey are plentiful and they fish the bounty of the sea without hooks...'cept the ones on their feet that GOD gave them

now we had another incident in Las Vegas..crazed American 64-year old white male kills and wounds a bunch of people watching a country music concert outdoors...worst mass murder in America...

I love guns and support gun rights but when guns get distributed and/or used carelessly, our civil rights and human rights trump gun rights....no guns for crazy people

here we have a pic in the News-Press of some stupid looking chicks attending the non-profit Police Foundation party at Bella Vista SOD FARM in Summerland


I swear to God, some Americans are clueless

Saturday, September 30, 2017

The Joker

Some people call me the space cowboy

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Garden Party

You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself

so I'm not pleased with the changes at the Botanical Gardens in Santa Barbara..I've made that clear before..a history of mismangement and crazy people like the Symingtons involved..then they hired some dude named Steve Windhager who turned the gardens into a dog park not to mention a Beer Garden!!! DISGUSTING!!!


anyway, I'm looking thru the SB Court Calendars and see a familiar name..Steve Windhager and his wife mentioned in a civil lawsuit....

12/01/2017 8:30 AM 16CV05485 Windhager, Steve * Sterne, Colleen K SB Dept 5 1) Settlement Conference Unlimited Other PI/PD/WD (23)

12/01/2017 8:30 AM 16CV05485 Windhager, Pamme Mickelson * Sterne, Colleen K SB Dept 5 1) Settlement Conference Unlimited Other PI/PD/WD (23)

PI/PD/WD: personal injury, property damage, wrongful death

I don't know what that is about but I may have to visit the Courthouse in December to find out..

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Mercy Mercy Me

Oh, mercy mercy me Oh, things ain't what they used to be No, no


so the City of Carp is gonna chop down a grand old eucalyptus tree over at the historic Heath Park and Abode on Eucalyptus street..over by all those tract homes...it's a very beautiful area with mountain views and lots of sunshine

but the one tree that strikes fear in city officials is the eucalyptus....all the myths about being dangerous and killing people are just nonsense..in fact, the euc is less dangerous than the oak trees...ironically, an oak tree branch recently fell on two people in Ojai, injuring them..one was a kid...are they gonna chop down all the oaks now? no...

but this is about city liability and not public safety...so I went over to Heath Park and felt a sense of peace under the great, giant eucalyptus trees..they are beautiful...and people and kids were playing in the park...pretty girls..I was not afraid

my God all they gotta do is maintain the eucs but fear and hysteria rules sometimes and the victim will be a big eucalyptus tree...and of course the Monarch butterflies will suffer..saw many and some were digging the Mexican sage..so that's good!!

but this is partly due to the nativist idiots who want to replace every non-native plant and flower in California with a native one...they don't realize that NATURE will disperse seeds in the wind with no care of native or non-native...so this call for getting rid of non-natives is pure folly...

I love the eucalyptus...so do the owls, hawks, butterflies and countless other species

and that's all that really matters

Monday, September 25, 2017

Born in the USA

I'm a real gone daddy in the USA

ok so the Star Spangled Banner is our national anthem..well I always thought our national anthem was Born in the USA by Bruce...

guess not

godammit lady..STAND UP!!

but in the past year I've stood for the Star Spangled Banner ZERO times...I've never gone anyplace where it was playing...NFL football players  stand for the national anthem at EVERY game! in fact, NFL players stand for the Star Spangled Banner more times in a season than most Americans do all their lives...so who cares if they sit out a few and kneel in some protest...I don't care but I haven't watched a football game since Joe Montana retired..that dude had class and a great arm!!


but really, are people just creatures of habit, running like rabbits when they get confused....peaceful protests are protected by the Constitution


and it's BANNED BOOKS WEEK!! the same kind of moron who bans books is the same kind of moron who cries when a dumbass football player kneels during the national anthem...

BUT I WARN YOU- DO NOT READ THESE BOOKS!!! they were banned for good reason: to protect you..some of these so-called books contain dirty words and subversive ideas that may offend you!!

so do not read them...BURN THEM!!

Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: A hot cross bunny!

Saturday, September 23, 2017

Don't Let It Bring You Down

Old man lying
by the side of the road
With the lorries rolling by....

Blue moon sinking
from the weight of the load
And the buildings scrape the sky,

Cold wind ripping
down the alley at dawn
And the morning paper flies,

Dead man lying
by the side of the road
With the daylight in his eyes

Don't let it bring you down
It's only castles burning,
Find someone who's turning

And you will come around...

Friday, September 22, 2017

I'm Only Sleeping

keepin' an eye on the world going by my window

so the story is plastered over the media about a gang that allegedly embezzled 1.7 million dollars from the County of Santa Barbara..their inside contact is a gal named Lynn Hogan..I checked her out and she's an accountant for the county since 1988, makes about $150000/year in salary and benefits and has a nice retirement package..why would she steal from the county???

geez, if I made $150000 a year I probably would be living in a mansion with Porsches and maids instead of living in a condo and driving a pick-up truck

but it's my bed and I'll sleep in it

speaking of beds, I got me a bed-in-a-box..I was curious...they shipped it to me and it weighed about 50 lbs..I lugged it upstairs and opened the box and removed the bed...it was all coiled up like a sleeping bag..then I unfurled it onto the floor..it was encased it in a plastic shrink-wrap kinda thing...I snipped it open, very carefuly they tell me, and in a few minutes I had a full mattress before me...WTF did I just witness? I stood there scratching my head...

then I jumped on it and it was really comfortable...

I took it to the bedroom and ever since, the REM sleep has been, shall we say, vivid and awesome

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Kansas City

I'm goin' to Kansas City, Kansas city here I come

I just got a letter from the IRS in Kansas City telling me they're missing info about my health care coverage from 2014 and/or 2015....so they want me to amend the return and tell them about my health care coverage..


that's not necessary..I'll tell them right now


I don't have health care insurance becasue I refuse to spend over $150 a month on health care insurance..I did this when insurance companies kept raising my rates claiming they need more money for new technology..BULLSHIT...they need more money for investors

so I pay cash to the doc or dentist..it's alot cheaper

then Obamacare hit and now they want a "shared responsibility fee" from me...WTF is this, a holdup??? Did Obama think he was Robin Hood..steal from me to pay some poor slob's healthcare??

so to the IRS: no fucking way am I gonna amend ANY tax returns for you..you can kiss my ass on State Street...and let me spend a minute with your mother and she'll be cryin' for her mommy

and TRUMP..fer Christ's Sake..REPEAL the stupid health care law...the gov't is lousy with anal conservatives now, SO DO IT!!


Monday, September 18, 2017

I Ain't Superstitious

but a black cat crossed my trail


now that I've called the News-Press racists, part of Trump's white nationalists, they go and try to smear Dr. Suess as a racist....the guy who wrote all those Cat in the Hat books was not racist but he was a bit of a satirist...

now the story in the News-Press BOOKS section on page A6 was just as cuckoo as Wendy...apparently the Cat in the Hat was really modeled after black people who threaten the stability of white America!! WTF kind of story is that???

Dr. Suess did do some political cartoons during WWII and jabbed the Japs but that is normal during wartime....helps beat the enemy when you belittle and dehumanize them..it's easier and then bomb the fucking shit outta them...

Japanese- Japs, Nips, Tojo

Chinese- Slant-eye, Chink, Gook, Chinaman

Germans- Fritz, Hun, Jerry, Boche (French), Kraut,

North describing South: "Rebels, Rebs, Dixies"

South describing North: "Yankees, Yanks, Feds, Federals, Blue Bellies

liberals: tardos

but no, Dr. Suess was not a racist...

and besides, all is fair in love and war