Saturday, May 27, 2017

Midnight Rider

I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no, not gonna let 'em catch, the Midnight Rider


so ISIS doesn't like music..well fuck ISIS

ok let's see..the Allman Brothers...southern rock or just plain the best good old fashioned rhythm and blues... Duane and Dickie's rocking guitars, and Duane's slide guitar on "Layla"

Duane and Gregg with the Hour Glass in the 1960s.."Power of Love" showed off Gregg Allman's soulful voice

Gregg's masterful organ playing...all those songs, Fillmore jams and Gregg's gorgeous "Queen of Hearts" makes me weep with joy...listen to it

Gregg Allman .. hard livin' musician... Southern Man...dead at 69...

that cat was good

Wednesday, May 24, 2017


Oh Wendy

Wendy, what went wrong???

Sunday, May 21, 2017

I Met Her In Church

I met her in church

ok so the two chief sycophant-brown-nosers at the News-Press are Andy Caldwell and Scott Steepleton..or Amos and Andy as I likes to call dem

first on the front page pf the News-Press, Scott, (Amos) informs us that the News-Press won some more awards...Scott's wife Charlotte won and another writer won for his story about donuts...I like maple bars!!

then Andy's guest opinion has him crowing about "patriots" Wendy and Nipper and how much fun he had at the La Cumbre Country Club emceeing the awards event and goes on to compare Wendy and Nipper to Jesus!! WTF....a very bizarre editorial from Andy whose meal ticket is secured so long as Wendy's  (ie Craig's) cash holds out

BTW, the Patriots Award is a bogus award and I guess with the subscribers shrinking, the News-Press has to print positive stories about itself to try to be credible..incredible!!

Wendy and Nipper are false patriots..the kind that Samuel Johnson warned about in 1775

"A man sometimes starts up a patriot, only by disseminating discontent, and propagating reports of secret influence, of dangerous counsels, of violated rights, and encroaching usurpation.

This practice is no certain note of patriotism. To instigate the populace with rage beyond the provocation, is to suspend publick happiness, if not to destroy it. He is no lover of his country, that unnecessarily disturbs its peace. Few errours and few faults of government, can justify an appeal to the rabble; who ought not to judge of what they cannot understand, and whose opinions are not propagated by reason, but caught by contagion."

but ok if Wendy is gonna give herself awards them I am gonna give myself an award....let's about Best Social Satire Blog On the Planet..

yeah I like that..thank you very much

Friday, May 19, 2017



ok the folks at FOX NEWS are always wearing them patriotism on them sleeves because them are homos and insecure..but in reality them are not patriots...Rupert Murdoch owns FOX and doesn't even live in the USA!!


and I see that Roger Ailes, the fat pig who ran Fox News for twenty years finally died...imagine this guy slobbering over you ladies!! Roge was responsibe for making stars outta O'Reilly and Hannity, two bigger bozos you won't find who dumbed-down the news for them white trash bible-thumpers

sex scandals brought down Ailes and O'Reilly...them sexually harrassed female employees cried out and poor Bill is trying to deny everything...he says the truth will "finally" come out but we already know the truth and O'Reilly can't handle the truth..the guy is a total joke and I see Dennis Miller, Bill's pal and Spin Stops Here tour member is now working at TCM hosting monster movies! awesome..THEM!! good job Miller altho I always thought Dennis was a bit retarded

but them ain't sir ma'am

Ailes gave the crazy Christians a voice on FOX NEWS and they spread like a virus infecting the media ever since...Noozhawk and the News-Press carry this Christian lady's opinion, Susan Stamper's a quote from her latest column which proves she's insane: "The one thing I know with certainty: There is a God...and he rescued us from what would have been sure and certain disaster if Gore was president on September 11, 2001"

see what I mean?? absolute nonsense..superstition over logic...9/11 WAS a disaster!!! the News-Press and Noozhawk oughta be whipped for publishing this dumb-fuck lady's propaganda

but ok..maybe I can get her on the phone and jerk-off while talking to her like Bill O'Reilly supposedly did

I mean them Christian gals gotta be good for SOMETHING!!!

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Sea Of Madness


what, me worry?

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters

 While Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters
Sons of bankers, sons of lawyers
Turn around and say good morning to the night
For unless they see the sky
But they can't and that is why
They know not if it's dark outside or light

FYI: EDHAT is dead, snatched up in the morning by a raptor, a predator, a hawk...always on the lookout for prey, the hawk has taken the weak, useless server of EDHAT and dispatched it..

so now you know

Friday, May 12, 2017

By The Rio Grande

Rio Grande runs south to Mexico
From the highway I have touched its shores
Reynosa to Sante Fe and back the other way
I've had my life planned by the Rio Grande

click below for the story from Wendy's own website..geez what a narcissist!!
last night I was watching 'Rio Grande', the great masterpiece by John Ford starring John Wayne, Maureen O'Hara, Harry Carey Jr and a young Ben's a brilliant film of the old wild west with Indians, Mexicans and whites who were the illegals of the time...

the next day I'm jolted back to a bizarre reality when I see Wendy and Nipper on the front page of the News-Press accepting some made-up award from some teabaggers and Mike Stoker it seems was presenting it to them

yes, it's true Wendy and Arthur were honored at the La Cumbre Country Club heli-pad and given the first ever Patriots Award from some local teabagger groups...attending were such luminaries as Stoker, David Horowitz, Andy Caldwell as emcee and via teleprompter, Andy Puzder..all sychophants who told Wendy what she wanted to hear..

they all gushed about how Wendy protects free speech and to them calling Mexicans at the DMV "illegals" is the epitome of free speech!!!!


what's worse than a sychophant? a fat sychophant!!
so the article was just a bunch of slop and not a whit of truth or objectivity....and ol' Andy Puzder was supposed to be Labor Sec for Trump but the truth came out about his wife beating past...the News-Press didn't report that part....and then Andy had to resign from CEO of Carl's Jr!!

there people are all fucking crazy!!!

the facts are simple Wendy got rich by divorce from billionaire Craig McCaw...she doesn't know the first thing about the dignity of work...she's a freeloader, a parasite, a lumpen proletariat, an uninvited guest, bloodsucker, hanger-on, leech, a sponge..

and that is what she attracts

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Touch Me

c'mon c'mon now touch me babe

ok well I'm glad that the Santa Barbara school district is doing away with the dog drug sniffing program...totally a stupid waste of time and money instituted by former supe David Cash...never trusted that dude with all the baggage he brought to Santa Barbara from Fresno and now I hear the district has to pay off some kid $180000 for a botched sex assault investigation...David Cash retired during all this which was only reported by the News-Press!! THE NEWS-PRESS!!!

SBUSD pays, apologizes to boy suspended over knife, fondling allegations

April 15, 2017: A sixth-grader suspended after allegedly bringing a knife to school and sticking his hands down the pants of and digitally penetrating another boy, will receive $180,000 from the Santa Barbara Unified School District over claims his rights were violated. The deal, approved Friday by Santa Barbara County Superior Court Judge Donna Geck, includes an apology from the district and a promise to wipe clean the plaintiff's record. A key aspect of the case is that the parents of the boy apparently speak only Spanish and did not understand the proceedings involving their son. More»

over at Westmont, the Christian college, there's a year old sex scandal and a judge reached a tentative on some of the motions...

John Doe and Jane Roe-Christians


Petitioner is an undergraduate student at Respondent Westmont College. He filed this petition to challenge the discipline which was imposed upon him by Westmont after he had been accused by a fellow student of sexual assault while at an off-campus party.

Both John Doe and Jane Roe were present at an off-campus party on January 15, 2016, attended by 30-40 other students. While John Doe contends that the two were never alone together at the party, at some point Jane told friends that she had sex with John Doe. John Doe denies any sexual encounter with Jane. The petition alleges that after feuding with her friends about the alleged sexual activity with John Doe, Jane told her mother that he had sexually assaulted her at the party. On January 31, 2016, Jane’s mother notified the Title IX Officer that Jane had been the victim of an acquaintance rape at the off-campus party.

Pursuant to Westmont’s policies and procedures, a Title IX investigation of the complaint was conducted by Stu Cleek, the Associate Dean of Residence Life at Westmont. Cleek provided John Doe with notice that Jane Roe had made a complaint alleging that, without her consent, he had touched her vagina and engaged in sexual intercourse with her. He was informed that his behavior fell within the scope of the college’s Policy on Unlawful discrimination and Harassment, and its Sexual Assault, Stalking, Dating and Domestic Violence Policies and Procedures.

During the investigation, John Doe submitted a statement denying there was ever any sexual conduct between him and Jane, and requesting that Mr. Cleek interview specified Westmont students. Mr. Cleek ultimately determined that sufficient evidence existed to warrant a student conduct meeting, and he forwarded the evidence he had collected during his investigation to a Student Conduct Panel for resolution. The panel was comprised of Cleek and two other Westmont College administrators, Liz Robertson, the Resident Director of Van Kampen Hall, and Jason Cha, the Director of Intercultural Programs.

John Doe took and passed a polygraph test, but was told by Mr. Cleek that the Student Conduct Panel does not consider polygraph examination results, which were returned to him "unexamined." A student conduct meeting was scheduled for April 11, 2016, and the investigation report was made available to John Doe for the first time on April 5. John Doe contends that his rights were violated at the hearing. He further contends he was denied disability accommodations during the investigation and adjudication proceedings. A "final meeting" was conducted by the Student Conduct Panel with Jane Roe on May 4, 2016, but there is no record of what was discussed, and John Doe was not permitted to provide any further information to the panel, including two maps which represented discrepancies in Jane’s statements.

On May 13, 2016, John Doe was notified that the Student Conduct Panel had found him responsible for touching Jane’s vagina and engaging in sexual intercourse with her by inserting his finger and penis into her vagina, and determined the appropriate sanction was his immediate evacuation from his residence hall, suspension from the school until Spring 2018, and the meeting of certain conditions upon readmission. Pursuant to Westmont’s policies, John Doe appealed the decision to the Vice President for Student Life and Dean of Students. The appeal was made on grounds that errors were made that were significantly prejudicial to the result, and in light of the errors, the sanctions were so unfair as to demonstrate an abuse of discretion. The appeal was denied.

John Doe filed this petition to challenge the decision, seeking to set aside the findings and sanctions issued against him. Westmont College has answered the petition. The current demurrer and motion to strike were filed by the individual respondents, who include Cleek; Gayle D. Beebe, the President of Westmont College; and Peter Thorrington, Chairman of the Board of Trustees of Westmont College.

but I can't recall ANY local news covering this, can you?? not the News-Press, Noozhawk, the Independent....and certainly not EDHAT who have gone missing for 3 days!!

geez, people are like totally touched

Monday, May 8, 2017

American Woman

stay away from me!


how would you like to be caught in a room with a bunch of gals who call themselves "Santa Barbara Republican Women"

predators to the max they'll rip you apart boy and quick

and fucking laugh about it over cocktails!!

Saturday, May 6, 2017

The Omen

Wendy, I do it all for youoooooooo!!!

well let's see..Wendy is going to be honored at the La Cumbre Country Club in a week along with sidekick Nipper and the Reverend Andy Caldwell will emcee-hammer the I said this is not an outside group honoring Wendy, this looks to be an inside job..some pals showing up at the country club probably at Wendy's request to honor her..I think she's looking for a break from my constant brow-beating

but I wonder if a helicopter crashing in Hope Ranch at the country club isn't an omen of sorts...a warning...and another possible warning is this red-headed woodpecker atop a church....what's up with that??


I don't know but if I were Wendy or Nipper or Andy, I'd keep my eye on the sky come May 11

it could be a day of infamy

Wednesday, May 3, 2017


she ran calling "Wildfire"

I thought I published this post in June 2016 but it was in "draft" state for some reason..and now that the Sherpa Fire has been deemed an "accident", I will re-post it


so I think about the Sherpa wildfire and the 8000 acres burned...I think about the drought, the dearth of water

so the news is about the fire and the firefighters and the horses being transported to Earl Warren Showgrounds for safety.....enough reason to keep the showgrounds just as it is many important uses for this great landmark..

but when the nativists plant native plants for biodiversity, they ignore Nature..they ignore will burn controlled or wild, but it will burn...and it will burn biodiversity is a pseudo-science

the SB Land Trust recently bought 20 acres on the Carp Bluffs for a reserve which is good..but I'm concerned they will apply the same false science of native-only and start killing beneficial weeds..the SBLT has projects on the Gaviota Coast for habitat restoration from creeks to ag lands with easements....thankfully some of these restorations are small and of no consequence except to make enviro-whackos feel good...and they use kids for the volunteer work..child labor!!

from the site: The Land Trust for Santa Barbara County has protected nearly 23,000 acres of rolling hills, working ranches and farms, watersheds, oak woodlands and coastal bluffs in Santa Barbara County.

The following properties are open to the public. Click on each preserve name to learn more about visiting, hiking and school and community group opportunities. For additional images please visit our image gallery.
Arroyo Hondo Preserve, Gaviota (782 acres)

El Capitan Ranch and Horse Ranch, Gaviota (650 acres)


obviously, these restorations are folly

now how did the Sherpa Fire one knows yet..but there is a ranch back there called Rancho La Sherpa which is owned by a group of Presbytarian churches and run by a nonprofit.. as I've stated before, most churches and nonprofits are run by people who are small-minded and chicken-brained

but La Sherpa ranch holds retreats, has cabins with fireplaces (uh-oh) and all sorts of activites for tourists..but does it have its own fire brigade?

so where did the fire start? at the coast and work its way inland..or inland and work its way to the coast? all those restorations went up in smoke

of course, Nature will restore as she sees fit

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Day Tripper

it took me so long to find out..and I found out

oh now this is fun.. Wendy sychophant and guest opinion writer Andy Caldwell had a little blurb in the Tuesday News-Press that had me laughing like a hyena...HEEHEHEHEEHEEEEEH!!!

Andy was absolutely gushing that he will be emcee at an event, May 11 honoring patriots and philanthropists Wendy and Nipper..the only probelm is he didn't say where the event would take place and only that xenophobe midgetman David Horowitz will be guest speaker

disgraced ex-FOX NEWS cheerleader/ perv Bill O'Reilly had a segment on his show called "Pinheads and Patriots" where BiIl would tell us who the partiots are (those who love FOX News and believe all the rot) and the pinheads (mostly Hollwood actors)...not unlike the commie frenzy during the McCarthy era..basically if you don't like FOX NEWS, you are un-American....crazy srtuff

the last time I saw crazy Horowitz was at the Biltmore many years ago with poor forgotton Montecito gal Mary Belle Snow hosting a rightwing event with the usual suspects...Horowitz spoke at a 'freedom lunch" and he's like 4ft 9in tall which means his daddy misfired...this little jerk-off is dark and twisted

then Andy Caldwell goes into a glowing kiss-up about how brave and wonderful Wendy is how prescient she was to endorse Trump (she also endorsed another birther, Orly Taitz)...Andy will be honoring Wendy and Nipper who had thousands of child porn images on their company computer!! still waiting for JUSTIVE on that one....

both Wendy and Nipper inherited their wealth which is why they live in a bubble....Wendy got rich from a divorce settlement from telecommunications billionaire Craig McCaw; and Nipper is a trustfunder...not exactly business people as the News-Press has lost subscribers and money since Wendy bought it....daily circulation is down to a measley 18500 on the other hand the SLO Tribune has 37000 subscribers!!

and Mrs. McCuckoo is still in a delusional fight with the union about free press and free speech..geez, if you work at the News-Press and criticize her or her pals, she fires you!! how's that for free speech..the union is there to fight such abuses

this is all rightwing propaganda and yellow journalism and just goes to show the lengths Andy Caldwell will go to to hold onto his job and brown-nose the boss..Wendy did give him a radio show too on AM 1290

Wendy and Nipper are two of the biggest phonies ever and should not be honored...and they never have been honored which is why this honoring is so stinky!! it's pretty pathetic that her own sychophant has to announce in her own paper that she's being honored for something..maybe they should honor Nipper for turning downtown SB into a place where trustfunders spend all their time drinking craft beer...

and  Andy won't say where the event will take place....

but I'll find out

UPDATE...ok so a nice reader informs that the event honoring Wendy and Nipper on May 11 will take place at La Cumbre Country Club in Hope Ranch, 5:30 p.m... I assume Wendy is a member because she lives in Hope Ranch and it'll cost $125/person for the honor of honoring the honorees..this is all very curious to me

however, chief among the responsibilities of members is to inform guests about the dress code..we don't want any riffraff at the club

Members are responsible for informing their guests of the dress code and for ensuring compliance with the code. Members and their guests will be denied service for failure to comply. Dining Room, La Entrada, El Rincon, Riviera Room, Santa Ynez, Terrace, and Board Room Gentlemen are required to wear jackets Friday evening in the main dining room. Ladies are required to wear dresses, skirts, or slacks after 5:00 p.m. on Friday. (No shorts, denim or warm-up attire allowed at any time)


Tuesday, April 25, 2017


half of what I say is meaningless

well it looks like #69 is in trouble...that's Julia up at the Animal Rescue Team in Solvang, or somewheres up there with the bears and the birds ..the story was in Noozhawk and I was surprised to see Julia having trouble with her rural neighbors because I thought everything was live in the hills you hear coyotes singing and it's a good thing...where would we be without wildlife? I love snakes, possum, raccoons, coyotes, foxes and all them critters but Julia has been getting complaints about noise and odor coming from her property..the County of Santa Barbara sent her a 'cease and desist" notice and Julia started an online petition to save her ass....

see Julia by the yellow flag

ok well I never trusted #69..some of the "rescues" were fraught with controversies... she's pals with the News-Press and Wendy and Nipper and they tried to blame the gov't when Julia fucked up a mountain lion rescue and she stood with Wendy and Nipper during the racist "illegals" controversy on the front steps of the News-Press building....a yellow fence separating the good guys from the bad guys...the bad guys are the News-Press and their yellow journalism
poor Julia called Mexican immigrants "invasive species" which is blatantly racist...Mexicans were here before the white folks

so the chickens perhaps have come home to roost..I've heard the rumors that sometimes Julia keeps the wild animals as pets or hoards them to stroke her ego but I don't know any facts about it because I've never been up there because I've got better thing to do..and didn't Julia have an affair with Little Joe???

anyway, operating a nonprofit wild animal rescue facility in a neighborhood is kinda stupid anyway and oh I hate those nonprofits..most of them are scams to steal your money so some parasite can escape work and taxes...

Financial Summary
With $144,720 in income, Animal Rescue Team Inc is slightly larger than the average Animal Protection And Welfare Organization in the United States (where median income is $105,119).

IRS Information
Animal Rescue Team Inc is a registered tax-exempt organization with the IRS.
The organization was required to file a Form 990 or 990EZ with the IRS for the most recent tax year
 WOW..$144000 for not working!!!

Julia just gonna have to rescue herself this time

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Strange Rivers

There are voices in the mirror, faces at the door, That open on the rivers, we've never seen before

hey man, EARTH DAY weekend is here..Mother Nature made it green, prettiest place you've seen


I plan on doing my part to keep it that way, so don't test me

I repeat: DO NOT TEST ME!

Wednesday, April 19, 2017


ahh girl girl


maybe if the girls at FOX News weren't so titillating,

Bill O'Reilly would still have a job

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Rocky Raccoon

the doctor came in stinking of gin

an Easter parable

Rocky Raccoon was murdered, his body buried in a shallow grave by the highway...his rival killed him...Rocky kept telling people "the way things are going, they're gonna crucify me" and it looks like they did..

if you happen upon Gideon's bible this Easter, say a prayer for Rocky Raccoon

Saturday, April 15, 2017

Must Of Got Lost

I must of got lost, I must of got lost I must of got lost somewhere down the line

looks like eveyone is lost but you can count on one thing, even if you're an atheist...EASTER! for one day, we can all believe in fairy tales and superstitions and no one will be the can go to church and you know what I like? the ladies all dressed up in the make-up and the Sunday suits..they look just like dolls! those stiff chiffon dresses, all pink and blue and the bonnets with bees for some..

then the Easter egg hunts and jelly beans and happy kids and tipsy adults...

Easter is the greatest holiday of them all!

find yourself this Easter

Monday, April 10, 2017

Farmer's Daughter

I could come from miles away

as they prepare the fields for a new kind of crop in Carpinteria, I expect to see a new verison of the farmer's daughter

Ain't got (ain't got
Ain't got)
No place to stay (place to stay
Place to stay)
Glad to (glad to
Glad to)
Help you plow your fields (help you plow
Help you plow)

Farmer's daughter (farmer's daughter
Farmer's daughter)

Saturday, April 8, 2017

Didn't It Rain

Didn't it rain, children Talk 'bout rain ... didn't it oh my Lord Didn't it rain?

I look out my window for rain and see a blonde chick hanging out in the bushes..I can't help it if I'm lucky...and as I told you the drought is over..others said the drought was not over from the news folks to the county water guy but you should listen to me because I was right for once

ok fine ...then I'm checking out something on youtube and come across Sister Rosetta Tharpe and she's my favorite singer/guitar player now.. I mean, before Aretha, Chuck Berry and all the greats who were influenced by her, Sister Rosetta was slinging that Gibson guitar like a short-order cook slings hash during the breakfast rush...she's fast, furious, soulful and this tape is from England in a train 1964

In 2001, the French film Amélie included a scene showing the protagonist's house-bound neighbor mesmerized by a montage of video clips that featured a performance of "Up Above My Head" by Tharpe.

damn straight it rained

Friday, April 7, 2017

Wasted On The Way

so much water moving underneath the bridge

what bridge Graham? ok so I missed Graham Nash at the Lobero although I had a ticket..but since he did an interview with Wendy's ghastly News-Press, I boycotted the event and I probably over-reacted. I mean does Graham know or care about the News-Press as he lives in New York and probably jets to England bnow and yeah, I should have gone because not everything revolves around me and Wendy you know...

but I must say that the reason CSN didn't get on the Beatle's Apple record label is because of George...George didn't like the Hollies version of "If I Needed Someone" which George's a brilliant song and the Hollies didn't do a good job on their version but CSN thrived anyway thanks to Martin acoustic guitars and some gorgeous songs and vocals

So Trump removed Breitbart's Steve Bannon from the National Security Council thank GOD..that dude looks like he drinks a fifth of Bourbon each morning for breakfast..then Trump starts bombing Syria for the gassing of children...Trump has ZERO knowledge who was behind the gassing, but bombs away's Syria's civil war but an allied full bodied full metal jacket approach is needed to end it..that means millions of troops on the ground..these pissy air strikes won't do anything except stroke Trump's ego

actress Linda Evans was pulled over for DUI and she was on prescription drugs but the photo of her was pretty sad..back in the day she was pretty as can be..a real cool cowgirl who starred in the Big Valley and I think she lives in the big valley Santa Ynez...I wish her the best

I'm gonna miss Brian Wilson at the SB Bowl because I saw him at the Lobero around 2009 before the Lobero was such a great show and an honor to watch the pop genius with his outstanding band and horn section do all that epic music...

Brian was in such good form and the Lobero crowd had a blast....I just can't have anything interfere with that memory..

and memories are all I got

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Good Times

these are such good times...

life is complicated enough with Trump's kids running the White House, now I gotta deal with rightwingnut Ann Coulter goin' black...she digs scary looking old black dudes!!

A white supremacist group has decided to rescind an award to Ann Coulter after discovering she might have a thing for black men. Coulter, who makes her living selling books to old, racist white men, has long been rumored to have a predilection for black men...

seen way too smiley with black man Jimmie Walker from the old 'Good Times' sitcom, white folks everywhere, esp at FOX NEWS, are scratching their heads and wondering what happened..

I too am confused as I thought Ann was a God-fearing Christian gal who hated gays, blacks, Mexicans, Muslims and soccer and to see her with an old black guy distresses me...I can't imagine her giving ol' Jimmie a blow job...geez!!

The National White Alliance (NWA) has decided to disinvite Coulter from their annual conference, after discovering pictures of her arm-in-arm with comedian Jimmie Walker.

An email leaked to The Business Standard News found National White Alliance leader Will Cowan saying he could never look at Coulter again after discovering she was "unclean." Coulter had been set to receive the NWA’s Eva Braun award for her new book, "Adios, America." In the book, Coulter blames immigrants from Latin America and Africa for dragging America down, saying we should take in more immigrants from Europe.

Coulter fans on Stormfront were furious about the discovery.

"I can’t believe she would do something like this," said Post Fred57. "She has ruined herself."

"F**k that skinny bitch," said SouthernKnight. "I’m burning all of her books. I can’t believe I put money in her pocket."

Diff'rent Strokes, I guess

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Everybody Is A Star

Who would rain and chase the dust away
Everybody wants to shine
Who'll come out on a cloudy day

now we got some stars around here and some of them are selling their houses and properties..we got Ellen and Portia and Jeff Bridges..and Dennis Miller sold his beach house for 20 mill or so..Dennis tours with sex pervert Bill O'Reilly from FOX NEWS and people flock to them for some reason....Dennis and Bill are lucky to have Rupurt Murdoch as their sugar daddy and Ruppie shelled out over 13 million to settle sex harassment claims against O'Reilly..God I hope this idiot doesn't buy a house on Padaro

but now I see Kevin Costner's Padaro retreat by Loon Park is for sale at..what? 60 million!! supposedly he got it for 20 million and still has a house on Beach Club Road a few blocks down the road where he was embroiled in hedge controversy a few years ago..hope they resolved Jeff lives high up on Hot Springs Rd where Kenny Loggins once lived...

I pass Kevin's place alot and stop in for a game of hoops now and his films..and the property is gorgeous..right on the bluffs, plenty of trees and open space but alot of debris, old tractors and a few modular houses and out-buildings so I don't think Kevin knows what to do there..except sell it and move on...but 60 million is kind of I wanna sell but not really price tag...actually, I like it the way it is...real simple and casual..Padaro Lane has always been cool..big pines and eucalyptus and fire places burning after rains...

I could have been a star and made tons of money and bought expensive properties where I never live because I'm too busy making money and being a STAR...

but my real concern is getting rid of there dumb security cameras on Padaro Lane which I think were put up by the celebrities..but it's a public road not a private road so they have no right to be so paranoid on public property...they can hide behind their big walls

I loved the old beach houses along Padaro that have been demolished for the designer mansions..some of the beach houses remain but the price of property here is getting absurd so I'll probably see more castles and Italian villas that people, rich people, buy but don't live in..

I guess it gets to the point that you have soooo much money, you don't know what to do so you put up security cameras in case someone who knows what they want to do robs you!!

if you're a star

Sunday, April 2, 2017

Beautiful World

My, my, my it's a beautiful world
I like swimming in the sea

if you take a bike ride from Santa Barbara to Carpinteria, you will see some lovely sights...there's plenty of room for healthy recreation....miles of roads for your bike, miles of sandy beaches with inviting surf, parks and play areas....look up to the hills and mountains and the hiker in you will smile...look at the marsh and maybe see red-shoulder hawk....and we got all year to enjoy this bounty of nature...

so I don't know why some aging hippie-socialists are so Hell-bent on closing a main thoroughfare in Carpinteria to promote healthy it the anti-car anti-oil folks? I was going to get some things in Carp but Linden was closed and a few people were walking around and a bunch of people were kinda riding bikes...but businesses lost money and I didn't see more than 50 people...and the cops were there and the road block signs were there and I am paying for it with TAX DOLLARS!!

closing Linden Ave for 8 hrs will not make you healthy but it may promote an agenda for a specific group...therefore it's a political event sponsored by SBCAG
What is SBCAG?
The Santa Barbara County Association of Governments is a regional planning agency comprised of Santa Barbara County and all eight incorporated cities within the county. SBCAG distributes local, state, and federal transportation funds and acts as a forum for addressing regional and multi-jurisdictional issues.

SBCAG should not be spending my tax money for this open streets nonsense

what they should do on Saturday is go for a hike in the hills, a bike ride through Summerland, a swim in the ocean or play some soccer at a park..

but stay the fuck out of Carpinteria!!