Sit Down, I Think I Love You

baby can't you see that I'm a desperate man...

ok, so this Louis CK guy, a comedian got busted for masturbating in front of women without their consent

'without their consent' ....like they gonna say "ok" if I asked them

 

masturbation is a gift from God and you don't want to go against God, do you ladies?

besides, if God didn't want us to jerk-off, He would've given us guys shorter arms

that's how I see it