Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Don't Fear the Reaper

Romeo and Juliet, are together in eternity....


investigating the News-Press should be easy and that's what I'll do until every last member of Team Wendy is in jail...I promise you I will do this..well maybe not promise since I don't make promises...I'll commit to you I will do this..well, scratch commit, I got problem with commitment too...well, if you need a commitment I'm the wrong guy..however, if you need an exorcism, look at me

Anacapa and EOS

anyway, I went downtown hot for groceries and decided to try to eliminate the responsible parties for the death of Mallory I went over to the crosswalk at Anacapa and EOS, the bar...ok I see the flowers in memory of Mallory....very sweet yet sad

I look at the crosswalk and although there is some fading, it is marked and striped correctly so that eliminated the City of Santa Barbara from fault.. many people like to blame the City of SB for everything, but not this itme

it's a dangerous street no doubt with cars coming at you from everywhere, but every car I saw stopped for pedestrians....and there's no indication EOS Lounge had any culpability that night a drunken Raymond Morua hit Mallory....

then I went up to the News-Press building and noticed something unusual at City Hall as I passed by....I stopped and stared at looked like an idol...what was the meaning, I wondered...

a vulgar display of power??

there's a back gate and upon that gate is a gargoyle-like metal sculpture... of the Devil or a demon...just like in THE EXORCIST!! no wonder the neo-Christians at the News-Press hate the city workers!! geez, now I'm starting to wonder about city anyway I named the demon Pazuzu

but this ain't about city's about gov't workers! lying drunk cheating gov't workers...ok so I think I got it narrowed down as to who was responsible for Mallory's death...

Raymond Morua? Lois Capps? Peter Lance?? Ketel One Vodka? Satan?

from Justia:
Matt Dies et al v. Lois Capps et al
Defendant: Lois Capps, Does, Raymond Morua and United States of America

Case Number:2:2014cv03027

Plaintiff: Mallory Dies, Matt Dies and Raeona Dies

Filed: April 21, 2014

Court: California Central District Court

Presiding Judge: Margaret M. Morrow

Referring Judge: Frederick F. Mumm

hey there's that cool guy who walks around shadow boxing..haven't seen him in awhile..

why is he dressed as the Grim Reaper???

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Broken Arrow

He hung up his eyelids
and ran down the hall,
His mother had told him
a trip was a fall,
And don't mention babies at all.
Did you see him, did you see him?

another Chumash publicity stunt

will Chumash pull sponsorship from
Andy Caldwell Show???

Chumash Pull Clippers sponsorship for racist remarks from owner...but the Chumash continue to sponsor the Andy Caldwell Show and COLAB which features racist stuff about Obama...

or are the Chumash hypocrites!!


why do we never get an answer, when we're knocking at the door

it seems that Peter Lance and the News-Press have sent Mallory Dies' family on a wild goose chase...the one piece of evidence they think Lance brought up is an alleged forgery by Team Capps to get Raymond Morua into some sort of treatment facility instead of jail..the details are not important for this post as everything is speculation and a lawsuit is in the works...

but I did see on KEYT the VOW4MAL folks haranguing poor Lois Capps about her involvement in the cover-up, or the alleged was a FOXNEWS kinda ambush which does nothing to help Mallory Dies...the brat doing the ambush asked Lois the dumbest questions: did you know Mallory voted for you? will you take responsibilty for what Lance accused you of? will you wear a badge not to drive drunk?

these are the questions he asked Lois who looked rather bewildered by this little publicity stunt in her face...are these really Mallory's friends???

anyway, I think I remember a report somewhere saying that Raymond says he didn't sign any papers, thus opening the door for another Lance forgery, I would suggest the kid pals of Mallory read Lance's account of his own DUI arrest..Lance's gov't conspiracy included numerous accusations of forgery by the cops....he asked all the folks who got busted for DUI, some swilling vodka and then joy riding in the parents' car....Lance asked these folks, who didn't remember much about the DUI arrest (because they were drunk)...Lance asked them if they remember signing any waivers and they all said "no"...their memories were crystal clear about that!

so there's a pattern in Lance's I think that Raymond lied and nobody forged his signature..a more likely scenerio is he lied and his lawyer Genis went along with it...Lance and Genis are pals so now we have another wild goose chase..

questions: How DID Peter Lance obtain/publish this info? Did Raymond Morua waive his rights to client/attorney privilege? If so, why? Are Genis and Lance collaborating on this? If so, is Team Wendy involved? Is there a chance she's bankrolling any of this? And how does Raymond Morua benefit -- if at all.

If Genis and Lance are collaborating, is this a breach of ethics by Genis
well Genis and ethics are strangers we know that....

so now we got Team Wendy vs Team Capps if Wendy is bankrolling all this and it appears she is...

and what does Raymond Morua have to lose? nothing... he's got a rap sheet, he's a thief and he hit and killed Mallory, then ran away...not exactly a credible witness...

but if we need a handwrting expert I would trust the guy on Pawn Stars..the big lanky dude, Drew..he's spot on!

then I see the News-Press is looking for a new receptionist after the former News-Press receptionist, Kim Kreis, allegedly crashed her car DUI into some kids in a Mazda on Highway 101... I thought Katich said she was fired from the News-Press months ago...sounds like another lie to me...

and the new ad says nothing about a drug-free work place...hmmmm

who's responsible for that??? let's discuss this later as I launch an investigation into the investigation...

Sunday, April 27, 2014


everybody have you heard??

Earth Day at Peoples Self Help Housing in Carpinteria....

when PSHH chopped down all the trees in the Camper Park, they destroyed the nests of hundreds of birds...but the upside is the birds are visiting the sycamore in front of my place..starlings, a hawk..and a mockingbird..

the mockingbird is awesome and sings the most beautiful song....every morning since the chop, I awaken to the sounds of music...the bird comes and goes swiftly and is very hard to photograph...

finally I got one to pose! look at those eyes!!

I would have prefered he stay at the Camper Park, his original home with the pines offering more protection, but he's welcome here anytime...

 The Northern Mockingbird, the most well known representative of this family above the equator, is known scientifically as Mimus polyglottos, which comes from the Greek "mimus" to mimic, and "ployglottos" for many-tongued. The song of the mockingbird is actually a medley of the calls of many other birds. Each imitation is repeated two or three times before another song is initiated. A given bird may have 30, 40 or even 200 songs in its repertoire, including other bird songs, insect and amphibian sounds, and even the occasional mechanical noise.

The vocal mimicry trait seems to indicate that lyrical flow is an especially potent aphrodisiac in mockingbird circles, although some lonely males warble and whine the whole night through when unable to find a mate.

that bird got soul...

Saturday, April 26, 2014

One Fine Day

one bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

geez, if you challenge someone to a duel, then you should have the guts to face them...

so Andy Caldwell, tucked neatly in the pocket of COLAB and the News-Press, chickened out of debate challenge he offered the anti-fracking folks in his editorial a few weeks ago....the folks wrote a reply accepting the debate but the News-Press as yet hasn't published it... I published it, but Wendy didn't...Don didn't...because, as usual, they are hiding something....

so Andy decides to debate himself in Friday's editorial without offering the other side a thing!! what a wimp!! but you knew that already...

"If you do not apologize to Lady Honoria," Marcus said, his voice so mild as to be terrifying, "I will kill you."

on and on Andy goes making excuses, saying he challenged the Clean Air and Water Initiative to Ban Fracking in Santa Barbara County to a debate, then doesn't explain what happened! never mentions the acceptance letter they sent the News-Press

he makes up a bunch of stuff but never accepts the challenge to debate from the other side!! why not???

well the reason Andy weaseled out is he would have gotten clobbered..and he'd have to admit and cite his ties to the oil industry, so of course he plays it safe and dodges the debate with another behind- the- Wendy- skirt editorial, which rambled on and on about how much better oil is than solar...well check out the solar stocks on the DOW and they are doing pretty well...

reneweable energy, Andy, renewable energy..besides, being anti-fracking doesn't make you anti-oil necessarily

anyway I got an idea...the debate that Andy chickened out of could be held on News-Press TV channel 1885 on COX...there's Nipper's Table Talk Forum and Nipper's Around the World Travel Show...both courtesy of his relationship with Wendy...let's see since Wendy and Nipper are a couple and Wendy'a the rich one, she gave Nipper the co-publisher title and his own radio and TV shows for having sex with her!! presumably

so why not host a little debate for Andy??? so it 's official: Andy Caldwell and the News-Press have chickened-out of the debate with the folks from the Clean Air and Water Initiative to Ban Fracking in Santa Barbara County...

 and on Earth Day weekend no less!

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Beat the Clock

Countdown Clocks

Last Train to Clarksville

and I'll meet you at the station...

so Huguette Clark was a gal who lived at the Clark Estate many years ago..and she was an heiress but a good one not like Wendy McCuckoo....Wendy got her fortune by divorce which is never good...

I went into Santa Barbara to run some errands and swung by East Beach to try out my new's got a better zoom and I zoomed into some chicks... one was doing what appears to be a strip tease for me...or scratching her ass!!  AWESOME!!!


but anyway a real investigative reporter, Bill Dedman, has some good news for those of us who want to tour the Clark hopefully will become a new foundation for the arts amd open to the public..overseeing this will be Mayor Schneider and other biggies from Santa Barbara....

so I hear this from an email sent to me and everyone else in Santa Barbara, even Nipper: NEW YORK — The Manhattan district attorney has closed the well-publicized investigation of the handling of the $300 million fortune of reclusive heiress Huguette Clark — without charging anyone with a crime.

The public administrator of New York County, an official appointed by a judge to administer the estate, had filed claims of malpractice and attempted to recover payments made to both men. In the settlement, those claims were dismissed. The insurance company for Bock's law firm (Collier, Halpern, Newberg, Nolletti & Bock) paid $1 million to Clark's relatives, who also received $34.5 million in the settlement. The largest beneficiary of the settlement is a new foundation for the arts, at her home in Santa Barbara, Calif. Some of the money for that foundation will be raised by sales in May and June of the Clark art collection, which is on view at Christie's auction house in New York.

The taint from an investigation can live on in insidious ways. One example: Photos of attorney Wally Bock are in the archive of Corbis, the worldwide photo agency. The captions say he is being "investigated for allegedly embezzling money." The keywords assigned to the photos, which bring up the photos for anyone searching for stock photos, include "crime, larceny, nasty..."

Bill Dedman, an investigative reporter for NBC News, is the co-author of the bestselling book "Empty Mansions: The Mysterious Life of Huguette Clark and the Spending of a Great American Fortune." The co-author is Paul Clark Newell Jr., Huguette Clark's cousin, who was not involved in the legal contest for her estate.

this is all good news for a beautiful springtime day in April...which is turning out to be my favorite month!

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Field of Dreams

if you build it, they will come

there's some commotion on Padaro Lane..they got it blocked off.....not because some crime was committed, but because some development is going on...ever since the rich celebrities moved here, we've had some problems...George Lucas..I don't care about "Star Wars" at all! Kevin Costner..."Message in a Bottle"..dude you barely moved in that movie!! and of course they got the security cameras up now on Padaro, a PUBLIC STREET...if I decide to go kill a Padaro Lane movie star, well, at least I'll be filmed doing it...that is ironic!!

but I decided to go into the Loon Point parking lot...I like it here..there's a bunch of eucalyptus and pines...nice place to hike and folks bring their horses and ride around...for some reason, Loon Point has a reputation as a gay hang-out....not true..oh, one day I was here polishing my car nobs, and a guy comes up and propositions me..I looked at him, pulled out my knife and told him to get lost or I'd slit his fucking throat..he took off like a wet poodle!

I don't mind gay people having rights and everything, but I don' like it when queer men hit on makes if any fags read this blog, tell your boyfriends to leave me alone!!!

so anyway, I was frolicking by the railroad tracks enjoying my sunny day....the lady bugs and butterflies were delightfully flying around the lovely of these days, Mother Nature will show up as a woman, and we'll have sex in this little field right here...

so I walk on down the line and look over towards the ocean and it looks like Kevin might be doing some construction on his bluffs ranch...then the train comes barreling around the corner....this railroad track is awesome..on either side are huge trees and it looks like a scene from a fairy tale...

fairies I can deal with.....

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Pieces of April

I've got pieces of April, I keep them in a memory bouquet....

let's say I needed a job..where would I go..maybe a gov't job? naw, I'd have to wear a uniform and join the union..what a hassle!! so maybe I'd go down to the News-Press, be at the mercy of Wendy McCuckoo and apply for something ...looking at the News-Press Classifieds, almost two pages long, I see a job that interests me ASSISTANT DISTRICT MANAGER....basically overseeing the distribution of the paper to news important job!!

well if they need an assistant district manager, what's the manager doing?? playing golf and drinking cocktails, I bet

but as I read the ad, I see some personal informaton the News-Press requires...I'll need a valid CA license, a good driving record, insurance coverage and I need to submit a DMV printout along with the application...

"the News-Press is commited to a drug and alcohol- free workplace. Any job offer is conditional upon the successful passing of drug and alcohol testing"...

so Travis got busted for DUI; Lanny got busted for a pot house in Eureka; Lance was busted for DUI; Steepleton writes about Tequila crawling and I heard he's in rehab because his reporting is drunk with speculation and short on sober facts

the poor kids of Team Wendy members were busted for pot and even heroin overdose visited the family...

I wouldn't be a bit surprised if Katich had a little flask in his desk...and yet, they all keep their can that be?? maybe the NP drug and alcohol policy is a fraud

another fallen angel??

and now we see this gal Kim involved in a deadly DUI worked for, or is working for the News-Press...and it seems she may have had a drinking problem...

UPDATE: from KVEC Radio AM News-Talk 920: Shortly after the crash, Kimberly Ann Kreis, 52, from Santa Barbara, was arrested on suspicion of DUI after she crashed her 2013 Ford Mustang into the Mazda. She sustained minor injuries. Ventura County records show that Kreis has at least one prior conviction involving drugs or alcohol, and in 1995 she was ordered to serve 30 days in a Cottage Hospital detox program.

I wonder what kind of drug tests the News-Press administers to the employees? breathalyser? pee in a cup? Kim is kinda hot so if she peed in a cup... well..I'd...I'd...


some stories got legs...this one got some ass, too!

Monday, April 21, 2014

Dead Man's Curve

"Well, the last thing I remember, Doc,
I started to swerve
And then I saw the Jag slide into the curve
I know I'll never forget that horrible sight,
I guess I found out for myself that everyone was right"

from all accounts, Kimberly A Kreis worked for the News-Press as a receptionist...from all accounts, Kimberly was involved in a terrible accident on Highway 101 and Castillo early Monday morning all accounts 3 people died and Kimberly was arrested for DUI....

according to her facebook page, Kimberly likes the Pickle Room in Santa Barbara...and pizza!

according to the Independent, Don Katich from the News-Press has distanced himself from could say Kimberly is an ex-aide to the News-Press..

did the News-Press encourage drinking, promote a culture of boozing as we see Nipper looking rather sloshed...

is News-Press co-publisher promoting booze culture??
by all accounts from her facebook page, she likes to drink...the News-Press should have known this and tried to help her...but according to Katich, they hired her and then, they fired her....

of course, all this needs to flush out but there's similarities between Raymond Morua and Kimberly Kreis...she is innocent until proven guilty....but will Kim seek Darryl's counsel..or is it too late? Darryl may be surfing at the ranch for a long, long time

now, I will be waiting for a five-part investigative series from Peter Lance on the connection between Kim Kreis and the News-Press..the families of the folks who died in this latest DUI related accident deserve no less...unless the driver was drunk, too!

Don Katich...let's see that story....or do you have blood on your hands???

Sunday, April 20, 2014


Once there were green fields kissed by the sun
Once there were valleys where rivers used to run

I like trees..trees are favorite trees are pine trees and sycamore trees and eucalyptus trees..I like oak trees ok too...I talk about eucalyptus trees alot because I like them but my number one favorite tree is the pine tree...pine trees are awesome and big and green and raccoons like to go up and down them and birds like to prey in them....get it?? prey!! it's Easter Sunday..hahah

a Blood Moon will rise over these pines no more
so you see a tree is like a church to me..on Sunday some folks go to church...I go on a hike to be around trees...that's my church... I guess that makes me a Wicca!

so naturally I get barky when people cut down trees for no reason.... I told you about Peoples' Self Help Housing cutting down the pines in the old Camper Park, now called Casa Los there's no trees and a big gap in my view corridor so now I can see more traffic and the birds have no place to rest...they used to rest in the big pines but PSHH cut 'em down

now we are gonna get big housing project there for poor people whose parents are too stupid to provide housing for their kids...someone else has to do it for them....the nannies at PSHH will do this

Peoples Self Help Housing Asylum
looking at the other PSHH projects, like the Dahlia Court expansion less than 1/4 mile down the road, I see what appears to be either a prison or an insane asylum...the little windows covered with shades remoind me of a sanitarium, like that crazy Christian conservative guy who ran for president, Rick Sanitarium..

and just across the street from Dahlia Court, is the future of Carpinteria: port-a-potties and wood chips...measures taken to reduce water use and stop weeds from growing, and yet they allow more development

the activities of the onsite population at Dahlia are heavily monitored and regulated by the defacto parents and see, the poor  ignorant Mexican parents need white people to care of them!!

I don't like any of this one little was immoral to chop the pine can I be friends with the sparrows if there aren't any trees left??

Saturday, April 19, 2014

one scotch, one bourbon, one beer

I don't want soda nor bubble gum. You got what I want, just serve me some.

here's what happened: Raymond Morua partied, got drunk, got behind the wheel, drove drunk and killed 27 year old Mallory Dies....everything else is bullshit
the end

ok so I get another email from a guy, a father who took the News-Press to task for allowing Peter Lance to misinvestigate Mallory Dies' death...specifically, this dude Rod Kelly wrote to Don Katich...Don calls himself the Director of News Operations at the chief propagandist...

Happy Hour???

the exchange was telling and proof that Lance was hired to go after Capps and not write about Mallory Dies...poor Mallory's death is political fodder for the News-Press and Lance and even Mallory's father is on board!! sick

Katich says he's concerned about impaired drivers and you'll notice he won't use the words "drunk drivers"...then he complains with some teabbagger gibberish about "abuse of authority being a clear and present danger to our freedoms" ...

anyway here's the exchange with some redactions for cool effect


So I sent a letter to the Newspress after seeing the start of Peter Lance's series. Here is the thread with Don Katich, who responded really quickly. I guess I hit a nerve. He sure sounds defensive. As he should.

It starts at the bottom.
Rod Kelly

-----Original Message-----
From: Don Katich
To: jonirod2
Sent: Tue, Apr 15, 2014 10:19 am
Subject: RE: Peter Lance

If you are seeking perfection in the behavior of any reporter or politician for that matter, you are on a long journey.

As a father of a teen, I also could not imagine the loss of her to the selfish actions of others who disregard human life by impaired driving. While any impaired driving in my personal belief is unconscionable, I also find abuse of authority and power, a clear and present threat to our freedoms. The law is not subjective and I will never apologize for stepping on any toes for reporting on those abuses, regardless of part affiliation or relationship.

Donald K. Katich
Director of News Operations


From: [mailto:jonir
Sent: Tuesday, April 15, 2014 10:08 AM
Subject: Re: Peter Lance

Mr. Katich,

I would never make light of a family tragedy, and as a father of first grade twins I cannot imagine the emotional devastation wrought by the loss of a child.

I do not know Mr. Lance, other than having caught a bit of his semi-coherent rants on cable access. But surely your co-publisher has another friend who doesn't drink and drive who would be more appropriate as the author of such a series. I would suggest your city editor but he only seems to do character assassinations.

Rod Kelly.

-----Original Message-----
From: Don Katich
To: jonirod2 <
Sent: Tue, Apr 15, 2014 9:06 am
Subject: RE: Peter Lance

I believe Mollie’s father has a different take on the series.
Your criticism of Peter Lance has the smell of a personal issue with the reporter. What is your relationship to Mr. Lance?

Donald K. Katich
Director of News Operations


From: [
Sent: Tuesday, April 15, 2014 8:57 AM
Subject: Peter Lance

"Oh, but for the grace of God, go I!" should be the lead of each episode of this self serving, holier than thou "news" series by a man who could very well have been the subject, rather than the author. Peter Lance and the reading public would be better served by a more, let's say, modest and introspective view of a truly tragic event. Or perhaps Mr. Lance could explore the roots of such tragedies, such as PTSD or brain trauma on our returning warriors. And above the fold in five parts? Really, Newspress?

Rod Kelly
Santa Barbara

Really, News-Press????

Friday, April 18, 2014

Can't You Hear Me Knocking?

on your window.....

ok so Courtney Love says saxophones don't belong in rocknroll...that's absurd and right here right now I challenge her to a debate about saxes...just listen to "Can't You Hear Me Knocking" and after the brilliant intro riff by Keith, Mick's vocals and the interlude with guitarist Mick Taylor, you'll hear the most rockin sax..if it doesn't send chills down your spine, Courtney, then you're dead, like Kurt...and Courtney, what doesn't belong in rocknroll is plastic surgery!!!

speaking of debates, I got an email from a guy telling me he has accepted the invitation from Andy Caldwell to debate the Clean Air and Water Initiative to Ban Fracking in Santa Barbara County.
I heard there was an earthquale in Ohio linked to fracking...Ohio!!

well anyway, the guy's name is Gary Paudler from Summerland (damn hippies!!) and he sent a letter to the News-Press accepting Andy's invite...a few ground rules must be established and adhered to so they don't have the debate under a white tent in COLAB country....or on Andy's radio show that Wendy bought him....I think the debate should happen in the real about the Huguette Clark Estate!!!

creepy! Andy entertains his elderly COLAB

I've reviewed Mr. Paudler's letter and find nothing in it that Andy should be scared of so I'm sure Andy will accept the acceptance to his own challenge to debate some of the anti-fracking charlatans, as he calls them....

ok, so Paudler says he sent the News-Press the letter but will Wendy print it? or will she censor it?? Wendy's into free speech except when people criticize her or her friends, so I will print the letter because censorship is the domain of idiots which is why there's a bunch of idiots running around the News-Press!! hahah

challenge accepted!!

anyway, here's the letter to the News-Press should Wendy and Andy Caldwell choose not to publish it in the paper....

On April 6, in the News-Press, Andy Caldwell challenged the proponents of the Safe Air and Water Initiative to Ban Fracking to a debate. As one of the initiative’s signatories, I am pleased to accept.

Here’s how we’ll do it:

Santa Barbara News-Press will sponsor the debate in a mutually acceptable forum in Santa Barbara moderated by a neutral third party and open to the public at no charge. The News-Press provides Andy with a soap box for his vitriolic rants, provides tacit or explicit endorsement of his views and published the challenge to debate.

Andy’s side will state who will represent them in the debate and disclose their financial affiliations. They will be voters in Santa Barbara County, where our initiative will take effect, not ringers from Houston.

I will select a partner for the debate and here is our full financial disclosure: Santa Barbara County Water Guardians is an all-volunteer organization that represents only the people of Santa Barbara County. We do not represent deep pockets in Texas or China or on Wall Street.

Andy says there is no fracking happening in Santa Barbara County while Lanny Ebenstein says, in the pages of the News-Press, that it is essential to the economic wellbeing of the county. Since this point is the crux of the debate, maybe Andy and Lanny can reach an agreement and let us know.

Andy will acknowledge his financial interest in this matter, whether or not he will be one of the debaters. I will also be happy to learn if he is just a passionate advocate for environmentally devastating industrial processes and isn’t being paid by the corporations that, he says, aren’t interested in fracking but hate the Clean Air and Water Initiative to Ban Fracking.

Santa Barbara News-Press will disclose all financial ties between the paper and its officers and the oil industry. The paper has invested heavily in impugning our motives, it is eminently fair for interested voters to understand the motivations on both sides of this issue.

Andy will retract his accusation that we "make [our] living blurring the lines between fact and fiction." No one in our organization receives any compensation for their work on this cause and Andy published that knowing that he had no information to back it up.

Andy will acknowledge his support for Measure M. This is supervisor Peter Adam’s ballot measure, qualified with signatures gathered by his staff, to force taxpayers to maintain the oilfield service roads that would be required to support the 7,700 proposed new oil wells in north Santa Barbara County.

Andy will explain how that measure would not amount to "voters...effectively being asked to bypass the "normal public process of enacting laws", as he accuses us of doing with our initiative.

Andy will retract his slanderous accusation that Katie Davis and Janet Blevins, two of our members, are "charlatans". If we are to engage in a civil debate, we will start with civil.

We will not debate climate change or gravity.

Of course, this debate is happening right here, right now (to borrow Andy’s melodramatic Rocky VI flourish) all over Santa Barbara County and the only way for everyone to have a voice in the debate is to add their signature, get the initiative on the ballot and vote your principles in November.

Please contact me with the above information and to schedule the debate.

Gary Paudler
Summerland, CA

Andy??? Wendy??? someone's knockin'!!

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Carolina in the Pines

there are nights I only feel right, with Carolina in the pines

and that's what is left of the big beautiful pine tree I watched the Blood Moon rise over....

thanks to Peoples' Self Help Housing...and thanks to the Carp City Council for giving this nonprofit my tax money to continue their little scam housing projects....

special thanks to Jeanette Duncan..I hear Jeanette is leaving PSHH soon..perhaps she can turn tricks on Haley Street with a special discount for poor dumb Mexican men!


Oh Very Young

what will you leave us this time?

27 is too young to die...especially while crossing the street with your friends at night and getting hit by a drunk driver....

Now I remember a few corrupt conservative county supervisors...Joe Centeno and Joni Gray...Joe had a high paid assistant named Gil who was busted for DUI..the cops found him on a roadside in if Gil had killed someone while DUI, would Centeno be liable? or the county? no, of course not...and what about Joni? she's not connected to the Raymond Morua case but she sure was a phony balony dipping into that housing nonprofit!!

the News-Press is playing Matt Dies, Mallory's father...apparently lost in the morass, is the fact that if Raymond Morua hadn't killed Mallory and instead had been busted for DUI by the cops, Genis and the News-Press would be trying to protect him and encouraging him to sue the city of Santa Barbara for civil rights violations....that's what they do and that's what they've done...

the News-Press, Lance Genis and Steepleton are all apologists for drunk drivers..that is unless the drunk kills someone, then Team Wendy becomes a member of MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving...

so I think Matt Dies is is bit of a screwball and naive if not plain stupid...

and the one passage from the Lance series should send up red flags to everybody...Lance writes about an atty who withdrew from the case and emailed Raymond's girlfriend...Lance says "what is so curious about those two emails coming from Mr. Eaton, signaling his withdrawal, is that Ms. Dies was not declared brain dead and taken off life support until 3:15 p.m. that day, more than six hours after Mr. Eaton's first email stating that "we have heard" that she passed away".

now anyone who was around when Mallory was killed knows that the internet, social media and facebook pages were full of rumors of her passing, when she was actually on life support, so there's is nothing curious about Eaton's emails...

the American Riviera?? really??

and as you can see, the story was hyped up and sensationalized for his website " Death on the American Riviera" ....geez
that is the type of investigative journalism Lance does and that's why I call him a hack...

his series ends today....let's see if Peter Rabbit can pull a journalist out of his hat

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Working for the Weekend

Everyone's watchin' to see what you will do
Everyone's lookin' at you, oh
Everyone's wonderin' will you come out tonight
Everyone's tryin' to get it right, get it right

BREAKING NEWS: after my series on the Peter Lance series, Raymond Morua switched his plea to GUILTY as I've been suggesting he do..I forced Darryl Genis and Raymie to man-up and stop trying to run away from and wiggle out of accepting responsibility for killing Mallory Dies....

ok so in part two of the Raymond Morua Story written by self-serving jerk Peter Lance, and published in the creepy News-Press, we learn that Raymond likes to drink alcohol...part three of Pete's story was pretty much like part two with a few re-arranged words and phrases, so I combined the two in today's post...

so Ray likes the high life and he also likes cigars and drinking scotch from a flask..well I told ya Santa Barbara has a drinking problem and the cops got their hands full trying to bust all these lushes...

but I see that Peter took my advice in his story...I told the folks who were prosecuting Tony DeNunzio to check his receipts at the Boathouse to see if he bought any booze...for some reason they didn't check and Tony skipped justice

you must always check receipts...always

but this time, Lance presents a receipt that Raymond spent about $100 on liquor at various places...and he was partying with some of Lois Capps staff and like that there...

emails were presented in the story....texts were presented...selfies were plans were made

all I can say is in New Hampshire they pay their senators $100 per year because it's a public service job..that idea should be immediately implemented in California because way too much money is going to booze and parties...and no one is minding the store anymore!!

so basically Lance showed us some of the party culture of which he is part, drinking champagne at the Canary and then driving and getting busted for DUI in 2011...some of this expose is a hit against the Independent..they weren't too kind to Lance during his DUI hearing and he's obviously upset still

but we see Lois Capps likes to party too! even though her hubby Walter was killed by a heart attack probably thinking about the drunk driver who maimed him...and apparently, everyone at the Independent, some folks at UCSB and a few others in the Capps camp were encouraging Raymond to drink and party...all these folks were egging him on and yet, when he killed Mallory, fled the scene and hit the tree, he was alone in his car....

now Lance brings up some interesting ties and not so far-fetched as his other series....the booze receipts as I said were interesting..what is a Hendricks?? Raymond bought five of I see it's Hendricks Gin?? he drank five shots of gin plus some other stuff??? geez

so what I can gather is everyone who invited, partied with, said hello to..anyone who smoked cigars with, fed, wrote about, traveled with, went to grade school with, invaded Iraq with, and otherwise socialized with is potentialy liable for Raymond Morua killing Mallory Dies....

well at least Lance did't blame the butcher, the baker or the candlestick maker


Tuesday, April 15, 2014


I'm being followed by a moonshadow.....

so while Peter Lance continues his little jerk-off series in the News-Press, I decided to celebrate the Blood Moon, which rose rather spookily last I have to admit the last few days have been pretty bizarre personally, so a Blood Moon really fit the bill...when old girlfriends call you out of the blue, things can get pretty weird pretty quick..but God love 'em, I'll do anything to help them!! how can you not have affection for girls who were brave enough to spend more than few months with you!!!

so as I watched the Blood Moon, I reflected the warm glow back to her.... the orb was reddish like blood and had a neat shadow around rose thru the pine trees over by the Camper Park...I was aghast as I gazed over at the park earlier in the day..the construction of the socialist housing is going on and they cut down most of the stately palms...I loved watching those trees dance in the wind and when the sun hit them after a rain, they looked awesome as part of a rainbow...

I was very sad they cut and destroyed them so I will give a hearty "FUCK YOU" to Peoples Self Help Housing...

I will destroy this nonprofit eventually....eventually...I will cut down PSHH!!! mark my words!!! the blood of the moon will flow through the fallow fields where crops once grew and now apartments will stand...

other than all that, things are pretty bloody cool!!

Monday, April 14, 2014

the Misfits

"you're a real beautiful woman, it's almost like an honor sitting next to you"...Clark Gable to Marilyn Monroe in the "Misfits"

"Wendy, you're a real's almost like a curse to read your paper"...MVC to Wendy McCuckoo

ok I bought it, I read it, the News-Press/Peter Lance story about drunk driver Raymond Morua and basically it's all been written before in the Independent and other Lance is dancing here....right here...

on page A-11 of the News-Press series is a box with Lance's facebook photo..remember Peter lied about his age on Facebook to attract younger gals...I guess that's why people lie about their age..anyway Lance says he's a big anti-DUI guy now and loves MADD and all this weepy stuff and really it's just a bunch of bullshit...all you need do is look at Mr. Wimpy's past shows when they were discussing and praising liquor and making excuses for drunk drivers and dissing MADD...

this is all about Capps and money and not about Mallory or drunk drivers....the quickest way to find out if Morua was on company time when he was at the Independent party, is by checking to see if Lois paid him to attend, then he was on the clock...

but reading on I see Peter has found some conspiracy theories and even a cover-up..but the tone was much more subdued, more danced-down than his first series when he was trying to save his own ass from a DUI conviction...that first series was a doozy!!! with the skinny tuxedo defense, I found Lance to be a hack and shady character..this re-hashed story is a desperate attempt to get more readers to the News-Press

of course there's always a cover up somewhere in any Peter Lance fantasy...he has implicated the Independent and Lois Capps as responsible for Raymond's know, I wish they were then it would be easy to collect some money, but I don't see it being proved

naturally, Lance wants to tie Lois Capps to the killing of Mallory Dies..even Mallory's father is in cahoots with this strategy and it's for the money...Capps and the feds have more cash than poor Raymond...and using his daughter's death from a drunk driver for political reasons is pretty pathetic...some peoples' parents...geez!!

what, me worry??

what I really wanna know is who killed Marilyn Monroe..maybe Pete could do an investigative report on that!

then Peter Lance says Hannah-Beth Jackson's husband Judge Eskin intervened to "help Morua" but he didn't say how...Judge Eskin was former judge on Lance's DUI hearing but recused himself after being badgered by Darryl Genis....Judge Eskin should be ashamed of himself for that...and to prove he is not biased Lance said he voted for Hannah-Beth...that means absolutely nothing in the context of anything!!

ok so there's no smoking gun yet...the facts are pretty clear..Morua hit and killed Mallory Dies in a drunken stupor, then sped off and hit a tree...A TREE!!! BLAME THE TREE!!! or the liquor industry...what other legal substance can you ingest that can turn you into a potential killer? the only other one I can think of besides booze, is Twinkies..

any settlement should be forthcoming from Morua and Capps' office and sure why not the Independent too..why I even think the News-Press should chip in....

they should all just offer up some cash in Mallory's memory..
and to help fight drunk drivers...

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Bad Company

till the day I die....

holy shit! I'm clairvoyant... on Saturday I was theorizing that Peter Lance might write a story about Raymond Morua and on Sunday, the News-Press prints the first of a 5 part series on the deadly DUI...the News-Press and Peter Lance are up to their old tricks again

this is rather ironic since Peter was busted for DUI, ran to he News-Press, wrote an 100 part series- mostly fictional and delusional-about his ordeal... Lance tried to blame the cops, esp Officer Kasi Beutel for his own contention is if Beutel had been working DUI patrol that night, Mallory would still be alive..ok Lance walked without any trial but I know and you know and he knows he was drinking and driving that New Year's Eve a few years ago...and we all know about Darryl, don't we?? I mean geez, this is like Tales from the Crypt!!!

now the previous Lance series was an embarrassment to journalism...investigative or otherwise...but we are dealing with the News-Press...the pro-drinking, pro-DUI and pro-drug News-Press

so this series I will see if Peter has learned anything..will he fill the pages with conspiracies and conspiracy theories? how about fiction and delusion? we'll see...

but I'm puzzled why Mallory's father would fall for this ruse... this time the story is different...Lois did indeed hire Raymond Morua, an Iraq invasion vet who had many personal issues, among them previous DUIs....again, alcohol is front and center as the most abused drug in America but folks will always want to get high with spirits...maybe I'll do a story on that..why people drink alcohol...

but the person responsible for Mallory's death is Raymond Morua...let's see how Peter Lance and the News-Press dance around this issue...

I'll go out, get a paper and read the story..and report back...and you know you'll get the truth, not the bullshit, from me...

most of the time anyway..

Saturday, April 12, 2014

Psychotic Reaction

oh little girl, psychotic reaction

so I'm driving around Montecito looking for Don Johnson..I hear he lives up above East Valley or somewhere ...I wanted to ask him about Miami Vice like what was the purpose of it..the pastel colors, the boats, the clothes..was it just a big ad for Versace?? looks like that dude paid for it big time Don...oh I see Don and he's out in the yard shooting golphers! didn't look happy to see me so I split...

and I see on the cover of creepy Montecito Journal is a picture of Oprah, Rob Lowe and some malnourished Somalian chick...apparently Rob has a book out about his sex life which I guess Oprah found interesting enough to interview him...oh, Oprah..I had fun at the auction and now you stoop to this?? silly

speaking of driving around Montecito, I haven't seen my buddy Peter Lance lately..he must be holed up in his flat writing another crack investigative piece..the kind of story only the News-Press would be dumb enough to print..

now let me pass a theory..and this is only a theory...if you wanted to get rid of Lois Capps what would you do? kill her? well, no but maybe do a hit job on Lois via the News-Press or other publication...that would give limp-wristed Dale Francisco some leverage in his run against Capps and Wendy loves Dale because Dale as we know doesn't take money from unions (everyone else he'll take money from, just not unions! Dale doesn't get the working class yet)

ok so continuing my theory, why can't Peter use Darry Genis his old DUI lawyer to come up with something about drunk driver/ killer Raymond Morua?? Raymond killed Malory Dies but pled not who is the guilty one? Lois Capps!!?? blame Lois because Ray used to work for her

if this comes to pass..if Pete writes a story on this then I'm fucking psychic!!

like that Edward Cayce dude...

Friday, April 11, 2014

the Picture of Dorian Gray

"good-bye, little yellow bird"

ok now I hear and see some things that make me laugh sometimes and today I will tell youse about them...

first thing that made me laugh..or cringe really was the report on KEYT about the Carpinteria Camper was bought years ago by a nonprofit Peoples Republic of Self Help Housing, a socialist-commie nonprofit..they take money from the city, amass a fortune and build housing for poor people..I've seen it with my very own eyes...they go to city council meetings and ask for tax money even though they are a tax exempt nonprofit that also raises money on the outside..there's more double dipping than at Foster's Freeze!

and of course the city council always gives them money....and the poor folks, mostly flower workers get to live like white folks for awhile until they get's a weird secret society 'm trying to break into because those cute Mexican girls with soft raven black hair are AWESOME!!

but the KEYT story said before PRSHH bought the Camper Park, it was full of drug dealers, prostitutes and ramshackle old trailers with no plumbing....well I 've lived close to the park for years and don't know where KEYT came up with the prostitutes and druggies....I've seen families playing outside, the trailers were not that bad not any worse than you'd find on any Carp ranch...don't you think if I'd known there were prostitutes next door, I would've visited myself a few?? geez, talk about making up stories!! the Camper Park has a great history and always had such a lovely garden out we'll see a huge socialistic development with poor Latinos being heavily monitored by rich old white women with nothing much left to live for....poor young Latino gals..hmmmmm

ok so the next weird thing is a fund-raiser for Janet Wolf's campaign by the Santa Barbara Animal Lovers...Jeff Bridges fits into this somehow...Angela Lansbury fits into this somehow...Angela is a great actress no doubt..the Picture of Dorian Gray and Gaslight are classics...I thought Jeff Bridges was a conservative with all his frilly high society Montecito living, but maybe he's playing the field politically... Bridges,  I can play circles around you pal!

Angela's character in the "Picture of Dorian Gray" was Sibyl Vane and she sang so sweetly, yet with great mystical the Camper Park

Goodbye little yellow bird,
I'd gladly mate with you,
I love you little yellow bird,
but I love my freedom too,
so goodbye little yellow bird....


Thursday, April 10, 2014

Yellow River

So long boy you can take my place, got my papers I've got my pay
So pack my bags and I'll be on my way to yellow river

I told ya! didn't tell you? these cruise ships are giant floating petri dishes breeding heretofore unknown noro/nano super viruses and when the cruisers step off and visit the city, they spread the virus to you and me...cough cough cough...ahemmmarrrrrhhggg splat!!! keep allowing these boats and their sick cargo on shhore and all the creeks and rivers and waterways will turn yellow with disease

look on the and yellow mucous puddles from a homeless person?? no's from a ship tourist with a poopoovirus!!

Megan displays viral symptoms
allowing all these ships in port to add some money to the city coffers while killing off half the population in Santa Barbara is not a good idea...instead tax the shit outta the sinners...boozers, gamblers and all their dealers like casinos and brewers, liquor stores and the non-profits and porn industries like the Catholic Church...the money is out there so city leaders need to grab it...

a clean bill of health? so says the couthy health inspector..probably someone slipped him a hundred bucks for that

I called princess Kira at Khannelkeeper to investigate the ship Crown Princess but she told me to take a long walk off a short pier! what's up with all these princesses??

oh maybe all these sicko tourists want to see the State Street Ballet dance "Fisting Carmen" or as the News-Press calls is "Revisting Carmen"....

Put my guns down the war is won
Fill my glass high the time has come
I'm going back to the place that I love yellow river

so according to Andy Caldwell of COLAB/News-Press fame, the recent violence on military bases and the folks coming home from combat are suffering from PTSD caused by sexual abuse from their fellow soldiers..all of this was caused by the 60s sexual revolution...

ok, logic has never been Andy's strong point (Andy tried to tie supervisor and arch-enemy Janet Wolf to a Democrat running guns in Chinatown...apparently, because Janet is a Democrat, she must be a gun runner for the SEIU union!) but I imagine that deploying to another culture and watching your pals get killed and killing the enemy or who you thought was the enemy or maybe just killing some poor kids in the desert over there..well I imagine that could mess with you mind a coming back to America after being told to may be difficult to de-program and go work for McDonalds...

point being the USA needs to stop waging war against poor tribal countries who don't even want us there....stop indoctinating poor Americans and turning them into killers..and go back to what the military is supposed to do: purpose of the USA military is to protect the USA, but today the USA is a mercenary Army for Hire....

when Andy tries to editorialize, he uses the old yellow journalism tactics as does Wendy...Journalism that exploits, distorts, or exaggerates the news to create sensations and attract readers...

but there's no increase in subscribers so you think they would have figured it out by now...

maybe Andy got a norovirus in his brain