One Fine Day

one bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
go ask the blind man, he saw it too.


geez, if you challenge someone to a duel, then you should have the guts to face them...

so Andy Caldwell, tucked neatly in the pocket of COLAB and the News-Press, chickened out of debate challenge he offered the anti-fracking folks in his editorial a few weeks ago....the folks wrote a reply accepting the debate but the News-Press as yet hasn't published it... I published it, but Wendy didn't...Don didn't...because, as usual, they are hiding something....

so Andy decides to debate himself in Friday's editorial without offering the other side a thing!! what a wimp!! but you knew that already...

"If you do not apologize to Lady Honoria," Marcus said, his voice so mild as to be terrifying, "I will kill you."

on and on Andy goes making excuses, saying he challenged the Clean Air and Water Initiative to Ban Fracking in Santa Barbara County to a debate, then doesn't explain what happened! never mentions the acceptance letter they sent the News-Press

he makes up a bunch of stuff but never accepts the challenge to debate from the other side!! why not???

well the reason Andy weaseled out is he would have gotten clobbered..and he'd have to admit and cite his ties to the oil industry, so of course he plays it safe and dodges the debate with another behind- the- Wendy- skirt editorial, which rambled on and on about how much better oil is than solar...well check out the solar stocks on the DOW and they are doing pretty well...

reneweable energy, Andy, renewable energy..besides, being anti-fracking doesn't make you anti-oil necessarily

anyway I got an idea...the debate that Andy chickened out of could be held on News-Press TV channel 1885 on COX...there's Nipper's Table Talk Forum and Nipper's Around the World Travel Show...both courtesy of his relationship with Wendy...let's see since Wendy and Nipper are a couple and Wendy'a the rich one, she gave Nipper the co-publisher title and his own radio and TV shows for having sex with her!! presumably

so why not host a little debate for Andy??? so it 's official: Andy Caldwell and the News-Press have chickened-out of the debate with the folks from the Clean Air and Water Initiative to Ban Fracking in Santa Barbara County...

 and on Earth Day weekend no less!