Tuesday, April 8, 2014

love the one you're with

there's a rose in the fisted glove, and the eagle flies with the dove....

first, there's married Christian Rep. Vance McAllister (R-La.) facing trouble after a local newspaper reported he can be seen kissing a female staffer in a surveillance video.

On Monday, The Ouachita Citizen published a surveillance video allegedly showing McAllister and Melissa Anne Hixon Peacock, McAllister’s district scheduler, at the Republican's congressional office in Monroe, Louisiana. The two people in the video can be seen embracing and kissing for almost half a minute...

porn pastor Coy

then there's the founder of a megachurch in Florida, the Calvary Chapel..we have Calvary in Santa Barbara down by the sewage plant and Rescue Mission..I've watched those pastors and they look like wimps! peoples needs to believe in something and needs to be led by someone...well believe in me for I am the light..I am the way...take your panties off!!

but the Florida pastor who heads the megachurch resigned due to "moral failure"...

the guy's name is Bob Coy and while he was preaching salvation to the masses of sheep who follow these big church cults, he was having affairs and hooked on porn! the PORN PASTOR!!!

hey, maybe he took UCSB Prof Mireille's class....

first of all, his teeth...obviously he's wearing dentures bleached in irridescent white for some reason...white folks have bad teeth and black folks have good teeth, sorry but that's the tooth!

it's all in the Book of Solomon: I am black, but comely...Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes...

and this  toothy chick is part of the Coy ministry and I bet they did each other!!
 A statement on the church’s website reported the news: "On April 3, 2014, Bob Coy resigned as Senior Pastor of Calvary Chapel Fort Lauderdale, effective immediately, after confessing to a moral failing in his life which disqualifies him from continuing his leadership role at the church he has led since its founding in 1985."

A call to Coy on Sunday (April 6) was not returned. But it appears extramarital affairs may have been one reason.

Coy’s church is listed by Outreach magazine as the 14th largest church in the U.S., and one of the fastest growing. The church’s assets are around $135 million, according to the Evangelical Council for Financial Accountability. It is the second-largest megachurch in Florida, according to the Hartford Institute for Religion Research.

Active Word, a media ministry that distributed Coy’s Bible teachings on radio, television and digital media outlets, has also been suspended, according to a statement from the church’s board. His programs were included on Trinity Broadcasting Network, a network that hosts several televangelists.

"We have confirmed that Coy has admitted to at least two affairs in the past year alone and has had a long standing ‘problem with pornography,’" wrote blogger Michael Newnham.

hey did ya hear the one about a genie who granted a wish to a golfer's wife??

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