the Misfits

"you're a real beautiful woman, it's almost like an honor sitting next to you"...Clark Gable to Marilyn Monroe in the "Misfits"

"Wendy, you're a real slut..it's almost like a curse to read your paper"...MVC to Wendy McCuckoo

ok I bought it, I read it, the News-Press/Peter Lance story about drunk driver Raymond Morua and basically it's all been written before in the Independent and other media..so Lance is dancing here....right here...

on page A-11 of the News-Press series is a box with Lance's facebook photo..remember Peter lied about his age on Facebook to attract younger gals...I guess that's why people lie about their age..anyway Lance says he's a big anti-DUI guy now and loves MADD and all this weepy stuff and really it's just a bunch of bullshit...all you need do is look at Mr. Wimpy's past shows when they were discussing and praising liquor and making excuses for drunk drivers and dissing MADD...

this is all about Capps and money and not about Mallory or drunk drivers....the quickest way to find out if Morua was on company time when he was at the Independent party, is by checking to see if Lois paid him to attend, then he was on the clock...


but reading on I see Peter has found some conspiracy theories and even a cover-up..but the tone was much more subdued, more danced-down than his first series when he was trying to save his own ass from a DUI conviction...that first series was a doozy!!! with the skinny tuxedo defense, I found Lance to be a hack and shady character..this re-hashed story is a desperate attempt to get more readers to the News-Press

of course there's always a cover up somewhere in any Peter Lance fantasy...he has implicated the Independent and Lois Capps as responsible for Raymond's actions...you know, I wish they were then it would be easy to collect some money, but I don't see it being proved

naturally, Lance wants to tie Lois Capps to the killing of Mallory Dies..even Mallory's father is in cahoots with this strategy and it's for the money...Capps and the feds have more cash than poor Raymond...and using his daughter's death from a drunk driver for political reasons is pretty pathetic...some peoples' parents...geez!!

what, me worry??

what I really wanna know is who killed Marilyn Monroe..maybe Pete could do an investigative report on that!

then Peter Lance says Hannah-Beth Jackson's husband Judge Eskin intervened to "help Morua" but he didn't say how...Judge Eskin was former judge on Lance's DUI hearing but recused himself after being badgered by Darryl Genis....Judge Eskin should be ashamed of himself for that...and to prove he is not biased Lance said he voted for Hannah-Beth...that means absolutely nothing in the context of anything!!


ok so there's no smoking gun yet...the facts are pretty clear..Morua hit and killed Mallory Dies in a drunken stupor, then sped off and hit a tree...A TREE!!! BLAME THE TREE!!! or the liquor industry...what other legal substance can you ingest that can turn you into a potential killer? the only other one I can think of besides booze, is Twinkies..


any settlement should be forthcoming from Morua and Capps' office and sure why not the Independent too..why I even think the News-Press should chip in....

they should all just offer up some cash in Mallory's memory..
and to help fight drunk drivers...